If You Know What I Mean

[rustyrobot]

Isn't there a name for a person who has 'had' hundreds and thousands?... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Loose?...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Right hand turn Clive if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Keep ya hand off it.....if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

Keep ya hand off it.....if you know what I mean

One Armed Bandit... If you know what i mean

[Maha]

My pet name for him is Slot Machine if you know what I mean.

I think he does

[reemit]

Its just a token gesture ...if you know what I mean.

[Hopeful Bastard]

Its just a token gesture ...if you know what I mean.

Tokens are great at the Carnival.. If you know what i mean

[quickbuck]

Carnival used to make things you held your ice cream in, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

I prefer cones... if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Could be one in the same, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

was more like, one after another... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

one after the other can lead to belly ache.....if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

one after the other can lead to belly ache.....if you know what I mean

So can a late night rompus.. If you know what i mean

[rustyrobot]

more likely to be aching somewhere else... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

depends where you put the cones, if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Maddona had a lovely set of cones if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

Could use those cones on the roadside.. if you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

madonna would be on the roadside ?, if you know what i mean

[rustyrobot]

on the roadside with mud on her? if you know what i mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

on the roadside with mud on her? if you know what i mean

Is that the same as the Offroad Track? If you know what i mean

[rustyrobot]

dirty bikers? if you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

that's why I changed from enduro to sprotsbikes, if you know what i mean

[Genie]

I so love my sprotbike, especially with my super cool new blow the wind over me screen thingy whatsit....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

I so love my sprotbike, especially with my super cool new blow the wind over me screen thingy whatsit....if you know what I mean

The answer my friend is, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

The answer my friend is, if you know what I mean.Did someone just pass wind?... if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

pass it to the left hand side... if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

pass the dutchy.... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Using the exoskeleton manipulator arm.... if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

is that when you sit on it so it goes numb?...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Only a Wanker would do that if you know what I mean.

[crystalball]

go on give it a good bat..if you know what i mean.

[rustyrobot]

just watch out for sticky wickets, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Better then a leaky faucet... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Sticky wickets and leaky faucets, doesn't strike me as a good combination...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Trust me im a doctor,:shit: if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

said the spider to the fly... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

was that right before the cat came along...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Cow, moon, dish, spoon, running, dog...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Cow, moon, dish, spoon, running, dog...if you know what I meanbanana, zucchini, carrot, oil... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Ground floor:Perfumery, stationary, and leather goods, wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food. Going up.. if you know what i mean

[Genie]

Open all hours...if you know what I mean

[crystalball]

so we invited to come...if you know what i mean

[reemit]

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's boudoir awaits........if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's boudoir awaits........if you know what I mean.who's up for doctors & nurses... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

who's up for doctors & nurses... if you know what I mean

Say Ahhhhhhhhhh.... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

this won't hurt a bit (if you open wide)..................if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

now bend over & *cough*... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

OMG, you'll make me throw up...if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

Throwing up outside the Car window isnt that bad... if you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

technicolour yawn, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Mmmmmmmmm that looks like Pizza if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Diced carrots? I never...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Drunk: Got room for a six pack and a Pizza?
Taxi Driver: Yip.
Drunk: :puke:

If you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

And what's with these tomato skins...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

The words "Dad, my bed needs changing" at 5 am are not good if you know what I mean.

and DAMHIK

[Hopeful Bastard]

Changing sheets is good... if you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

after bed spins, if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

Long spins make ya dizzy.. if you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

You're not pissed unless you need to hold on to the floor...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

that's when the floor owns you....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

A Genie can only be owned by one Master...if you know what I mean :not:

[Toaster]

A Genie can only be owned by one Master...if you know what I mean :not:

How much did you set him back? If you know what I mean (hehehe)

[Genie]

:lol: on going, HIGH Maintenance with AMAZING returns on his investment....if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

Just finished reading this thread...FML right click quit if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

Just finished reading this thread...FML right click quit if you know what I mean

You lose! Play again?... if you know what i mean

[reemit]

Pull the pin if you know what I mean.

[Hopeful Bastard]

Is that like pinning the tail on the donkey?.. if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

only an ass would play that game...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Pin the tail on the Fox? if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

You would have to be fast....if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

But if you have a problem with being too fast you can get pills for that... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

a rubber band is cheaper so I am told, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Tell that to 30M lambs pa...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

that's for slowing it down, not dropping it off, if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

It's a fine line between pleasure and pain if you know what I mean

[Genie]

but after some time it does drop off and then they eat those mountain oysters....if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

but after some time it does drop off and then they eat those mountain oysters....if you know what I mean

I dont think i wanna know, if you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

Yes you do, try them ......., if you know what I mean

[avgas]

Its fucked now. If you know what I mean

[Genie]

well it would be wouldn't it...they need to be eaten when freshly severed...if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

full of protein... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

May contain nuts .. if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Puts hairs on your chest, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

puts hairs down your throat too if you're not careful...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

So that's why swallowing is rare...if you know what I mean

[Qkchk]

Would be easier to swallow if it tasted like Pineapple.....if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

mmmm pineapple lumps...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

mmm lady lumps, if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Woohoo! back to rumpy pumpy, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

what else?, if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Well, there is always pie recipies, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

better than snow freezes and hundreds and thousands, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Eskimo pie...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

jelly tip could bring back on topic, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

the best of both worlds...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

A welcome mat at the front door is sufficient for me, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Somewhere to wipe ya feet....if ya no wot I mean

[Coldrider]

treated with most respect of course, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Naked feet??????????.........if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Socks are not a good look, stockings.............if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Suspender ones.....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

I might have to lock the door again, if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Hot damn if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Dam's are building down here...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Lots of fluid in dams, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

can be rocky...but flows smoothly......if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

A veritable gusher if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

builds up under pressure, creates temperature rise, if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

builds up under pressure, creates temperature rise, if you know what I mean

Just wait till the dam bursts... if you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

gushes onto the rocks, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

damn silicon..........if you know wat I mean

[Coldrider]

no just the real ones thanks, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

a carm sea in your world then......iynwim

[Coldrider]

rough on the edges, if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Buff the wood .. if you know what I mean.

[quickbuck]

Like a good carpenter, no wood wasted, if you know what I mean.

[PirateJafa]

not enough wood to waste, if you know what i mean

[quickbuck]

There are pills for that, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

can you not see the forest for the trees...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Seems it may need pruning if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Nothing better than a well pruned patch if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

more trees less Bush, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

No bare patch when there could be grass...if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

naturally beautiful... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

The Knights That Say Nee want a...shrubbery. If you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Actually no you have fucken lost me there if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

lost like the holy grail... if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

It's only a flesh wound if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

I've had worse... if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Shaving if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

deja vu if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

You already said that if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

come again? if you know what i mean

[Genie]

bloody hell boys..you talk some shit....but i know what you mean and I think tidy is the why to go ... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I'm glad you know what they are on about chicky..over my head....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

I'm glad you know what they are on about chicky..over my head....if you know what I mean

Ankles? If you know what I mean...

[Fatt Max]

I'm Brian, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

The life of Brian, if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

That's the people's front of Judea, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

I am not the f...kn mesiah!, if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Only the real messaih would deny he ever was the messaih, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

as an understanding politician, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

ummm, sorry love but they just don't exsist...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

yes they do, just face to face only, if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

2 faced then? if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Pack of wankers, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Ooooooooooooooooooooo I dont like Darkies! if you know what I mean.

[rustyrobot]

wear your pillowcase on your head do you?... if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Are they the gang that hang out at the KFC, of you know what I mean

[avgas]

pants down if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Monty Python lost in translation, as you were if you know what I mean.

[Fatt Max]

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

just don't fart...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Ooooooooooooooooooooo I dont like Darkies! if you know what I mean.

Hahahaha...who does...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

another darkie, certainly not Paul Holmes...if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Nothing wrong with being cheeky if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Depending on where one is standing...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

just not down wind....if you know what i mean

[Fatt Max]

We all love to air our bottoms though, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

nothing quite like shooting the breeze...if you know what I mean

[Mom]

It is good to let your bits breathe from time to time, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

ever ridden a push bike in a long skirt and felt the breeze....if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

ever ridden a push bike in a long skirt and felt the breeze....if you know what I mean

Very liberating, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Very liberating, if you know what I mean

seriously, I hope you don't know what I mean...if you know what I mean :lol:

[RiderInBlack]

Some People:stupid: Will Never Know What Ya Mean, if ya know what I mean

[Qkchk]

Stupid is what stupid does... if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

But what about Genie on push bike in a skirt, if you know what I mean....

[Mom]

But what about Genie on push bike in a skirt, if you know what I mean....

If she had her bits flapping in the breeze then, well, oh I dont want to think about the consequences should she really got the breeze up if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

If she had her bits flapping in the breeze then, well, oh I dont want to think about the consequences should she really got the breeze up if you know what I mean

I need to have a cold shower know, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

should always wear fresh undies, incase you have an accident (mum always said)........if you know what I mean

[Qkchk]

Nothing worse than skidmarks from an accident....... if you know what I mean.

[Fatt Max]

Mine were fresh on when I had my bin last week, even got a nurses phone number, Bob I think his name is, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

all nurses are caring, even Bobs, if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Last time I was in hospital I was unable to wear any clothes, totally commando if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

ice bath?, if you know waht I mean

[Qkchk]

Where did it go ......? If you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

shrinks in the cold, if you know what I mean

[Qkchk]

The headlights come on......... if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

The headlights come on......... if you know what I meanlight on, light off, light on, light off... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

light on, light off, light on, light off... if you know what I mean Remember to turn the toilet light off.. if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Remember to turn the toilet light off.. if you know what I mean.Or you'll run the battery down... if you know what I mean :whistle:

[reemit]

Or you'll run the battery down... if you know what I mean :whistle: Quick, pedal faster.. if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

That's what I get called sometimes, if you know what i mean.

[cc rider]

That's what I get called sometimes, if you know what i mean.Quick????... if you know what I mean :blink:

[quickbuck]

Not at all, we had a cold shower yesterday because it was far from quick, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Yes it rained here too, if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Have to light the fire again, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

I like the lights on, if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on, if you know what I mean

[RiderInBlack]

The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on, if you know what I meanFunny that as I can sleep with a hard on, but can't sleep with a light on. Different Strokes If ya know what I Mean ;-)

[huff3r]

Funny that as I can sleep with a hard on, but can sleep with a light on. Different Strokes If ya know what I Mean ;-)

Both of them can be dealt with before (or after) hitting the sack, if you know what i mean

[Fatt Max]

Funny that as I can sleep with a hard on, but can sleep with a light on. Different Strokes If ya know what I Mean ;-)

A man with the ultimate technique, legendary in fact, if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Both of them can be dealt with before (or after) hitting the sack, if you know what i mean

Thats my problem, my hand keeps slipping and I keep hitting the sack....ummmmppphhhh......if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

confucious say man who go to bed with problem in hand wakes up with solution on leg... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Best you empty the sack then...if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

confucious say man who go to bed with problem in hand wakes up with solution on leg... if you know what I mean

He also say that man who pisses into the wind will get his own back, if you know what I mean.......

[Maha]

confucious say man with hands in other mans pockets not feeling himself today if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Confucious say man in Arsenal shirt is a c**t, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

That be 11 men surely if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Confucious was wise, one is enough........if you know what I mean

[Genie]

what about the reserves...if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

They can all go and get f****d as well......if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Bovril...shoes...if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Bovril.......mmmmmm.......if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Moccona definately Heft Meer ...... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

You get your shoe back, when I get my bovril...if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Spinach refreshes the parts......if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

Popeye was one for spinach.. if you know what i mean

[Fatt Max]

yug yug yug.......if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

You were't one letter out on your key board by chance? If you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Chance is a fine thing....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Totally random, if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

fill your shoes with spaghetti and call them dhkuyaws if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Randam can be fun....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

chaos even, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Nothing like a good shambles to get ya going....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

chaos even, if you know what I mean

holy hell, life is like that sometimes but i could so do without it....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

but not too untidy, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

No you need to know what you are looking for....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

I do know what I want, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Now you need to tell us...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

are you father christmas, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

No more like the easter bunny....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Tastes like chicken... if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Tastes like chicken... if you know what I mean.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, chicken, yum......if you know what i mean

[Mom]

Chicken roast, followed by chicken soup followed by chicken pie...going to start looking like one soon if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Playing chicken????....if you know what I mea

[FJRider]

Chicken roast, followed by chicken soup followed by chicken pie...going to start looking like one soon if you know what I mean

A spring chicken ... if you know what I mean ...

[Mom]

Getting goosey is far more fun if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

A quick duck can be just as exciting....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Rocket up the arse... if you know what I mean.

[MadDuck]

Can a quick duck duck quick ..... if you know what I mean.

[Fatt Max]

I really need to see the quack, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Where there's a quack, there's a bill... if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

Where there's a quack, there's a bill... if you know what I mean

A $100 Bill?? If you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

That's a wee bit cheep....if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

cheap as chips... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Ewww...crispy bits...if you know what i mean

[cc rider]

Save water, shower together... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

save the whale, if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

collect the whole set, trade them with your friends, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

TradeMe is your friend... if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

TradeMe is your friend... if you know what I mean

would you like to swap that for a coffee machine? if you know what I mean

[Genie]

would you like to swap that for a coffee machine? if you know what I mean

no thanks, don't like coffee but if you got a bourban machine i might be interested...if you know what i mean

[cc rider]

I like aeroplane jelly... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

I like semtex, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

J'aime idée sous-jacente... if you know what I mean

(I like subtext)

[Genie]

i like my Master...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

So many lines.. so many lines... if you know what I mean :shutup: