If You Know What I Mean

[Edbear]

Jazz is hot if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Would that the Blues.......cool...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Hot Jazz, cool Blues and a cold beer... what more could you ask for if you know that I mean?

[oldrider]

Hand shakes and dollars can move a big blue bike out of my garage into the garage next door .... if you know what I mean! :weep:

[Edbear]

Sadly I know only too well what you mean, IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Goodbye cruel world :ride: :bye: .... if you know what I mean! (and I know you do know what I mean!)

[Edbear]

I know, but stick around, things are about to get interesting, if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Armageddonit....noooooooooo wrong thread...if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

The end is neigh... ther here nor there, if you know what I mean



... I found my jammie pants tonight :D

[Edbear]

So finding your jammies allowed you to cover your end, if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Is that what they mean when somebody calls you a jammie bastard then? :blip: .... if you know what I mean!

[oldrider]

Hey for FFS .... doesn't anybody know what I mean any more? ..... If you know what I mean! :wait:

[Hopeful Bastard]

Hey for FFS .... doesn't anybody know what I mean any more? ..... If you know what I mean! :wait:


Ya lost the plot... IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Many happy returns .... if you know what I mean! :laugh:

[MSTRS]

Losing the plot is only a problem for those that want to visit the grave...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Losing the plot is only a problem for those that want to visit the grave...if you know what I mean

The plot has got a hole in it! ..... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[MSTRS]

Well...the theory may...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Hmmm... A lost theoretical plot hole, could be a film, if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Spelling, Mr Bear, spelling. Theological. If you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

True, dat. Many have lost the Theological plot in a theoretical hole of black proportions, IYKWIM.

[Maha]

I saw a hole of black proportions once, it put me off my cocoa....if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

Things aren't so black for Ratti anymore

iykwim

[Hopeful Bastard]

Turned the light on did we? IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Would that be the light at the end of the tunnel? ... If you know what I mean! (Hey, nice one Ratti) :niceone:

[Bald Eagle]

Can you see clearly now iykwim

[MSTRS]

Things aren't so black for Ratti anymore

iykwim

Does it still come out of a bottle tho? If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

If the light at the end of the tunnel is actually an oncoming train, you may be about to get bottled if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Somehow I feel I've been railroaded! .... If you know what I mean! :scratch:

[cc rider]

I hope that doesn't send you off the rails, if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Nope! They ran me out of town "on" a rail .... if you know what I mean! (Lord, oh Lord, save me from the tar and feathers!) :rolleyes:

[MSTRS]

Guess this town don't be need'n your sort round here...if you've experienced the 'rail' and the tar'n'feathers. If you know what I mean

[Maha]

The Parrot Sketch....one of lifes side spliting moments....if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

'Ooo would o' thought, 40 year ago, we'd all be sat 'ere today drinkin' Chateau de Chassilee...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road, if you know what i mean.

[cc rider]

Playing chicken can land you in a shoebox... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Shoebox? You were looky. If you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Ooh Wakka-Doo-Wakka-Day ....if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Sounds like a descript of the aerodynamics of our car .... if you know what I mean! :yawn: (shoebox)

[husaberg]

What an Aerodynamic car.... nah..... to much consumer resistance .....it will never fly..... if you know what i mean............

[oldrider]

..it will never fly..

Well, one flew over the cuckoo's nest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WSyJgydTsA if you know what I mean! :blink:

[Edbear]

Our nest is full of Cuckoo's, if you know what I mean. :laugh:

[husaberg]

I clocked the last bugger that called me cuckoo (in the face...)
.... if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

Was it "face time" if you know what I mean? :shutup:

[Maha]

''Can't touch this''....sorry, wrong time?.....if you know what I mean.

[swtfa]

The whores are moaning... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

'She's bad' = She is extremely attractive enough to excite my hormones if you know what i mean.

[Hopeful Bastard]

^ I like your signatures Bottom end... IYKWIM

[husaberg]

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[Maha]

She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny....no thats not yellow, if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Yellow is for the middle of the road...... If you know what i mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

Yellow is for the middle of the road...... If you know what i mean


Or the brick road IYKWIM

[husaberg]

I reckon the tin man was a friend of Dorothy's...... if you know what i mean.....

[oldrider]

Rin-tin-tin was supposed to be man's best friend .... if you know what I mean! :mellow: (Sigh, might be a bit long long ago!)

[Edbear]

All of us who loved Rin-tin-tin are greying fast if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Lassie FTW!..............if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

I'm dog tired after the weekend... if ya know what I mean :yawn:

[oldrider]

Oh to be the dog that tyred you .... if you know what I mean! :drool: .. :ride:

[husaberg]

so theirs life in the old dog afterall, But does he know any new tricks, if you know what i mean.......

[oldrider]

Give a dog a bone err ... if you know what I mean! (Sigh: that wood be nice!) :whistle:

[husaberg]

Oh, but old dog sometimes you can't see the wood for the flea's..... If you know what i mean

[cc rider]

Always had a soft spot for old woodys... if you know what I mean... what! what! :blip:

[Edbear]

Old Woody's usually have a few soft spots of their own, if you know what I mean. :rolleyes:

[Ratti]

nothing a good bit of suck and tickle can't fix darlin'....ahem....iykwim

[MystikEagle]

Doctor says a good bit of suck and tickle can fix anything... IYKWIM

[Bald Eagle]

Don't want soft spots ... iykwim

[husaberg]

correcting soft spots is, i believe a potential growth industry IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Beware that soft half inch in the middle syndrom ..... if you know what I mean! :weep: (Sigh: AKA Brewers wilt!)

[cc rider]

This topic has made my head throb... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Dip it in cider (inside her) if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

WoW! An itsy bitsy spider might get down incider .... if you know what I mean! :eek:

[husaberg]

oh dear....An itsy bitsy most guys do exaggerate IFYKWIM......

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[swtfa]

Awkward moment when you go to say organism... IYKWIM (:o orgasm)

[oldrider]

Many of us say something else when we are really thinking "orgasm" :drool: ..... if you know what I mean! .. (Sigh: Many of us are thinking orgasm most of the time!)

[Maha]

Ice cream Ice cream Ice cream...oh god! whats that.....if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

huh...Whats that .....oh...mmm ....already? Is not the best time to shout out. i win..... i win again!!!!!!! ..... if you know what i mean.

[Coldrider]

that's why they went from two strokes, ah, to four strokes....IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

Oh but from what i understand more than 2 shake's is a wank IYKWIF :rolleyes:

[cc rider]

Do you want fries with that... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Supersize me IYKWIM

[cc rider]

Applepie... if you know what I mean :shifty:

[husaberg]

Oh oh oh ahh....... i do know what you mean, but why does my apple pie it taste like chicken? IYKWLM

[cc rider]

You are in a pickle... if you know what I mean


I like pickles :D

[Maha]

Don't be a dill.........if you kwim

[husaberg]

Pickels are great but can lead to all sorts of sticky situations. I prefer jam tarts IYKWIM

[swtfa]

Tart cherry juice may reduce inflammation... IYKWIM

[husaberg]

Tarts are sweet but nocturnal inflammation may induce headaches IYKWIM

[Maha]

The yunga the better......iykwim.


Calm!....I dont mean what some may think I mean if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

There is off course "limits" to that school of thought IYKWIM

[cc rider]

The yunga the better......iykwim.


Calm!....I dont mean what some may think I mean if you know what I mean.Yungatart would know what you mean :clap:

[husaberg]

Tarts like wine are best appreciated when drunk. IYKNIW

[cc rider]

I like my tarts sober... if you know what I mean :blip:

[husaberg]

I like my tarts sober... if you know what I mean :blip:

You say potato i say first class Vodka ingredient that acts as a social lubricant if you know what i mean........

[cc rider]

potato patato pototo... I don't know what I mean :weird:




HIC

[husaberg]

Oh i know not what you meant either, but i guess it was dripping with innuendo crammed full of double entendre. In the end i had to congratulate myself IYKWIM

[cc rider]

I just like potatoes....



and pickles... if you know what I mean :bleh:


how's the headache hamberger

[swtfa]

Wikipedia pronunciation innuendo - "in-your-end-o" OH UH-OH... iykwim

[husaberg]

ahhh innuendo I guess you knew what i was skirting around the subject of then IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Skirting around the subject? ... don't fence me in! .... If you know what I mean! :no:

[cc rider]

Sometimes ya have to do a lil fence sitting... if you know what I mean :corn:

[husaberg]

Fence sitting....nah... creates all sorts of potential access issues. For instance, What if the need for an easement arises.
You need to jump one side or the other... ITKWIM

[Maha]

...the grass aint always greener there either....iykwim

[husaberg]

I prefer polished floors myself IYKWIM

[oldrider]

What about "Underneath the arches" ? (Sigh: old time sing along song) ... If you know what I mean! :sleep:

[husaberg]

The only arches i know are fallen or golden ones (and Its not raining). .... if you know what i mean.

[cc rider]

:rofl: what a pisser... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Never had a such a shower....iykwim

[oldrider]

Leave it too late and you might have to settle for more of a multi directional copper drizzle ... if you know what I mean! :laugh:

[Edbear]

Have a drink too late and you're up several times a night, if you know what I mean! :no:

[husaberg]

I reckon you are drinking from the wrong cup.... IYKWIM

[cc rider]

May your cup runneth over... if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

May your cup runneth over... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

5pm NZ time, my money is on Double Dee..if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

That's a big cup... if you know what I mean



Cup Holiday today :wings:

[007XX]

Two girls, one cup... Let's not, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Yet 2 cups on 1 girl is a winner for some... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Some cups runneth over cups while runneth under, yet the motion can causes spillage IYKWIM

[Maha]

In Melbourne, they fist each other after winning a cup....if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

:confused: Green Moon got a fist in the cup! ... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[007XX]

Some need to harden the fuckup, if you know what I mean.






:blink: whaaaattt?

[cc rider]

Concrete advice... if you know what I mean






:rofl:

[husaberg]

well.... is it rock on or rocks off ?ITKWIM

[cc rider]

On & off or off in on... if you know what I mean :blip:




stirrer ;)

[husaberg]

oh...slow down.... guys can only do one thing at a time (although we all live in hope)..IYKWIM

[cc rider]

:wait:

:wait:

:wait:


ya done, I mean down yet... if ya know what I mean



:innocent:

[cc rider]

I mean done.....




really :blink:

[swtfa]

I thought it was every guy's dream to multitask, or is it to watch women multitask? IYKWIM

[swtfa]

I'm too slow with these posts... IYKWIM :wait:

[cc rider]

Should be just right for the guys... if you know what I mean :laugh:



Not too slow....

[Maha]

..........and it was over, before it began.....if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

oh. no no no....Its never over till the lady sings..... IYKWIM

[Maha]

Once you try FAT you'll never go....ah who am I kidding....iykwim

[cc rider]

..........and it was over, before it began.....if you know what I mean.In the Beginning there was man (& his hand)


Is that too too rude... if you know what I mean :nono:


oh. no no no....Its never over till the lady sings..... IYKWIMNo one likes a screamer... if you hear what I mean :p

[husaberg]

Screamer vs Moaner.... it's a toss up, no hard or fast rules IYKWIM

[007XX]

Rules are made to be bent IYKWIM

[cc rider]

Some people bend over backwards to satisfy others... good on them... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

some people are bent at the wrist, IUKWIM

[husaberg]

Some people bend over backwards to satisfy others... good on them... if you know what I mean


̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ great on them. its always appreciated and dermatology sound. IYKWIM

[cc rider]

I hear there's creams for it... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

oh that's great, happy about that, but isn't it,like the cat, that gets m̶o̶s̶t̶ the cream? IYKWIM

[cc rider]

I want to say pussy whipped, but I won't... if you know what I mean :shutup:

cat

cream


heh heh

[husaberg]

kitty whipped, whipped. whipped cream.... O hole other genre opens up .oh là là......... IYKWIM

[Maha]

....with sprinkles and a flake...you know, to make it ''look good'' if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

But at the end of the day will your cup be half full or half empty? .... If you know what I mean! :scratch:

Er ... sorry, I missed a few pages ... too old, getting left behind again! :doh:

[007XX]

I married an engineer... Neither empty or full, just so many mls in the cup IYKWIM

[swtfa]

I married a fitter/turner... IYKWIM

[oldrider]

I am (or maybe was!) a Fitter and Turner too, you chose wisely grasshopper .... if you know what I mean! :first:

[Maha]

I was a diesel fitter for Bendon in the 80's...use to hold the knickers up an say ''diesel fitter, deeze wont''....:nya: IYKwim

[Edbear]

I used to be fitter. :bye: If you know what I mean...

[husaberg]

fit and function is important and a poor workman often blames his tools.........iykwim

[madandy]

And there are a lot of tools around...IYKWIM

[husaberg]

for screws a posidiver (may require a deft touch).... if rounded off, impactdriver (in the toolchest) may require hammering home plus plenty of penetrating fluid...IYKWIM

[cc rider]

Boy with tool, looking for girl with tool box... if ya know what I mean

[husaberg]

Not sure you grasped the point of the discussion yet. Oh well anyway, yours has merit and could go down a treat, where does one get the toolbox catalog...IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Boy with tool, looking for girl with tool box... if ya know what I mean

I have a small rusty key you might like to try in the lock ... if you know what I mean! (Please wake me if I nod off :sleep:)

[007XX]

Try some Berocca, and CRC... IYKWIM

[Maha]

Crack Revitalisation Creme?.......iykwim.

[husaberg]

oh you smear it on his glasses..... IKWIM

[Edbear]

Call Novus, if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

wise crack IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Meh? .... I'm shattered! :eek: .... If you know what I mean! :blip:

[husaberg]

Shattered ...now that explains the rusty brown residue then ....iykwim

[cc rider]

Hope that doesn't stain the thread... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

I am afraid the stains may be "path of the course" taken ...IYKWIM

[cc rider]

Oohh! Rough!!!... if you :blip: what I mean

[husaberg]

rough... rough...owoooolllll.... iykwim

[cc rider]

:moon: if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

oh... Are you due for a jab....I am not sure if vacination is the answer for your condition.. maybe bed rest iYKWIM

[cc rider]

Ah shucks, it's just my infectous personality... if you know what I mean :doctor:

[husaberg]

you sell your self short. I wonder how you fit it all in nursey. Your tireless work collecting relief donations has seen you receive many rises, your willingness to become hands on has lead to your likness being hung in the donations rooms. Employee of the month i guess. Keep it up. IYKWIM

[007XX]

My trouble is, all I can see is *that* sig... IYKWIM

[Maha]

I no see sigs, the *sig off* option has been used .........effectively..iykwim.

[husaberg]

you sell your self short. I wonder how you fit it all in nursey. Your tireless work collecting relief donations has seen you receive many rises, your willingness to become hands on has lead to your likness being hung in the donations rooms. Employee of the month i guess. Keep it up. IYKWIM


My trouble is, all I can see is *that* sig... IYKWIM


I no see sigs, the *sig off* option has been used .........effectively..iykwim.

if you ever can't see a post hit reply with quote i assume its a firefox thing. iykwim

[007XX]

if you ever can't see a post hit reply with quote i assume its a firefox thing. iykwim

Oh no, i see them apples alright :drool: IYKWIM

[Ratti]

Dont try and compare apples and oranges

iykwim

[husaberg]

her Apples are a great sauce of perspiration iykwim


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[Hopeful Bastard]

her Apples are a great sauce of perspiration iykwim




So, Do those apples leak.. Sure am thirsty, IYKWIM

[cc rider]

A leek a day keeps the doctor away... drink more piss... if you know what I mean :drinknsin

[cc rider]

...I wonder how you fit it all in nursey. Your tireless work collecting relief donations has seen you receive many rises, your willingness to become hands on has lead to your likness being hung in the donations rooms. Keep it up. IYKWIMI have the uniform... does that 'help'... if you know what I mean :bleh:

[husaberg]

Oh im relieved and even though i feel you might be putting it on:2thumbsup, the uniform still helps, (esp if i come down with something) however my interests lay more, with whats inside, I am deep like that. IYKWIM

[oldrider]

:eek5: Oh but a little bit of shallow and turbulent takes you right to the edge ... if you know what I mean! :whistle:

[Edbear]

:eek5: Oh but a little bit of shallow and turbulent takes you right to the edge ... if you know what I mean! :whistle:

A bit like this thread, if you know what I mean... :wacko:

[007XX]

A bit like this thread, if you know what I mean... :wacko:

I luvs you, but do lighten up dear ... IYKWIM (and i know you do :hug:)

[Edbear]

I luvs you, but do lighten up dear ... IYKWIM (and i know you do :hug:)

You are quite right of course, I need to lighten up by about 5kg if you know what I mean... :pinch:

[007XX]

You are quite right of course, I need to lighten up by about 5kg if you know what I mean... :pinch:

Hehehe... All you need is a string of sausages, and a couple of Rotweilers :yes: IYKWIM

[husaberg]

Imagine a bear running around like a dog with two richards.....dunking donuts as it were... iygwim

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[oldrider]

Might knot happen? .... if you know what I mean! :wait:

[husaberg]

You never know maybe, it could be something he could really sink his teeth into, he could even tie up a few loose ends....IYKWIM

[cc rider]

Nom Nom Nom... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

oh dairy me, in haste to finish early, spillage was inevitable...please be having that cleaned up, lickety split. i feel someone may fumble along and slip in it. IYKWIM

[Edbear]

Better the Doberman's sink their teeth into the knotted sausages and give me time to jump the fence, if you know what I mean! :confused:

[husaberg]

Silly sausage,I am all for jumping myself.... Old dog knew tricks. down for any others , CC me.... IYKWIM

[oldrider]

If the Doberman's are knotted you should be able to simply just walk out the gate! .... If you know what I mean! :corn:

[husaberg]

If the Doberman's are knotted you should be able to simply just walk out the gate! .... If you know what I mean! :corn:

I find that once the puppies are out it's kind of hard to walk.... IYKWIM

[Edbear]

If the Doberman's are knotted you should be able to simply just walk out the gate! .... If you know what I mean! :corn:

I do know what you mean, coming from a farming background and I would be happy to introduce a bitch on heat to take the heat off, if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

The heat is on, on the street Inside your head, on every beat and the beat's so loud, deep inside ,The pressure's high, just to stay alive 'Cause the heat is on.IYKWIM
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I do know what you mean, coming from a farming background .
Coming in a farm background isn't that bestiality:buggerd:

[Coldrider]

The heat is on, on the street Inside your head, on every beat and the beat's so loud, deep inside ,The pressure's high, just to stay alive 'Cause the heat is on.IYKWIM



Coming in a farm background isn't that bestiality:buggerd:depends how ya spell cumming, IUKWIM :no:

[husaberg]

depends how ya spell cumming, IUKWIM :no:

Is your mission statement "leave no sheep, unconcerned" IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Apparently Little Bo Peep had some concerns .... if you know what I mean! :shifty:

[Maha]

...she took her sheep to school one day, between two slices of bread....IYKWIM.

[oldrider]

And ... the gingerbread man in her lunch box was Australian .... if you know what I mean! :buggerd:

[husaberg]

he just smiled as said its not from the vegemite sandwhich. IYKWIM

[swtfa]

He was six feet four and full of muscle... if you know what I mean
mmmm nice :)

[Maha]

...and she wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow poka dot ......stuff, IYKWIM.

[oldrider]

Polka dot.com .... if you know what I mean!

[husaberg]

Polka......slow.... You got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them....... but.. i prefer dancing of a more exotic nature. IYKWIM

He was six feet four and full of muscle... if you know what I mean
mmmm nice :)
I are coming up a bit short there. and as a substitute "for the full of muscle" is full of shit an acceptable compromise? "Nice" really wouldn't nasty not be more fun?:whistle:


Dancing is, "The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music"

He was a dirty fucker George Bernard Shaw,

[swtfa]

I are coming up a bit short there. and as a substitute "for the full of muscle" is full of shit an acceptable compromise? "Nice" really wouldn't nasty not be more fun?:whistle:

Naughty but nice... if you know what I mean :yeah:

[husaberg]

Naughty but nice... if you know what I mean :yeah:

Hot and spicey, mild and tasty, strong and full bodied, Gee ....i could read chip packets all night long IYKWIM

[Edbear]

Hot and spicey, mild and tasty, strong and full bodied, Gee ....i could read chip packets all night long IYKWIM

I hope your life is a bit more interesting than that, if you know what I mean! :wacko:

[husaberg]

Hope springs eternal, But seriously ...............Whoooosh......IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Poop springs from internal seriously with a whooosh too! .... If you know what I mean! :shit:

[husaberg]

Poop springs from internal seriously with a whooosh too! .... If you know what I mean! :shit:

Wooo.... old Rider back up there a bit...... IYKWIM

[Edbear]

Somebody call a plumber, IYKWIM.

[Ratti]

change the size of the plunger you're using Oldy

iykwim

[husaberg]

Somebody call a plumber, IYKWIM.
Nice crack

change the size of the plunger you're using Oldy iykwim
Take the plunge into the deep end.....maybe use both hands and use a more vigorous motion... IYKWIM


Yo! Pump up the jam pump it up,A pump it up yo pump it, Pump up the jam pump it up, A pump it up yo pump it, Pump up the jam pump it up
Salt n peppa

[oldrider]

Years ago a night cart driver fell into the tank of shit, he could not swim, so he just went through the motions! ... If you know what I mean! :sick:

[Maha]

Stool pigeon, ah cha cha cha.....IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

A budgie smuggling stool pigeon fits the bill. maybe its time to pack it all in ....iykwim.

[oldrider]

Pigeon's, budgies? Sounds like a flight of fancy .... if you know what I mean! :woohoo:

[husaberg]

Fancy frilly French maids with feather dusters made from fluffy ducks...PETA views this as naughty... can't argue with that.....IYKWIM

[Maha]

Mile high club?...get out its my turn...if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Most budget airlines offer a no thrills service,whereas first class hostesses are very accommodating. ever willing to go that extra mile (if only).. IYKWIM

[swtfa]

A hostess with the mostess... IYKWIM

[husaberg]

Irony
When flying on a old buggered jumbo some people think of a svelte shinny private jet (to get you to your destination faster.....)
Yet when on the svelte private jet, people tend to imagine the old rugged jumbo (in order to avoid arriving to early)...IYKWIM

[Edbear]

The real problem is when you fail to arrive, if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Arriving at the same time saves an argument later....if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Arriving at the same time saves an argument later....if you know what I mean.

A stopover at an alternate destination will likely to lead to augments also...ramifications include departure taxes .... iykwim

[oldrider]

Mile high club? Future flights will be so fast that instead of cumming you will have went! :shutup: (Sigh) ..... If you know what I mean! :confused:

[husaberg]

Goose that laid the golden egg... IYKWIM.

[Coldrider]

or the 'judas' sheep, IYKWIM

[cc rider]

Goose that laid the golden egg... IYKWIM.Fairytale or Fantasy... if you imagine what I do

[cc rider]

or the 'judas' sheep, IYKWIMBeware of farm animals bearing arms... 1984... if you know waht I mean

[oneofsix]

Beware of farm animals bearing arms... 1984... if you know waht I mean

especially the pigs - IYKWIM

[husaberg]

Fairytale or Fantasy... if you imagine what I do

Oh CC you miss interpreted my intents. My interests mainly lay with what is accomplished, out of uniform. and off the clock as it were;)

[husaberg]

especially the pigs - IYKWIM

Are you bacon that up. A duel, pork swords at dawn and all of that IYKWIM

[Maha]

I woke up once at the crack of Dawn, none to pleasant I must say....if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Getting up early has advantages esp for early risers ... only if you are up for it..IYKWIM

[swtfa]

A dawn breaker... IYKWIM :)

[husaberg]

Dawn Breaker possibly.... best not wake her till after ya started though.....iykwim:yawn:

[oldrider]

Bin watchin that Dawn pretty close, no sign of her breakin any time soon :wait: ..... if you know what I mean! :oi-grr:

[husaberg]

Exactly.. you can't make an omelet without braking some eggs... Let us know when you've cracked it... Easters just around the corner. IYKWIM

[Maha]

If we had some bacon, we could have bacon and eggs, if we had some eggs....IYKWIM.

[oldrider]

If we had some bacon, we could have bacon and eggs, if we had some eggs....IYKWIM.

Hmmmmm! .... Participation and involvement? ... What's the difference?

The hen is involved by "providing the eggs" the pig however is participating by "being the bacon"! ... There "is" a subtle difference. .... If you know what I mean! :hitcher:

[Maha]

The Hitcher smiley is not used enough....said the Chuckin to the Pug..........if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

The Hitcher smiley is not used enough....said the Chuckin to the Pug..........if you know what I mean

Well i don't..... IYKWIM...........
But anyway i gave a lady an orgasm i was feeling pretty smug about it:woohoo:...... till she spat it back...IYKWIM:yawn:

[oldrider]

Intense! ... If you know what I mean! :sweatdrop

[swtfa]

Under Pressure - Screaming 'Let Me Out!'... IYKWIM

[husaberg]

Um bu bu bum da de
Pressure pushing down on me
Pressing down on you......
IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Bin feelin kinda hard pressed a bit myself lately ..... if you know what I mean! :psst: (Sigh: summer comin on, no bike, getting older, everything hurts or costs too much!) :crybaby:

[husaberg]

it's a toss up, would i rather be Hard pressed, or softly creased?....maybe further in depth research is required.......IYKWIM

[cc rider]

A good Dry Cleaner if hard to find... if you know what I mean