If You Know What I Mean

[Fatt Max]

Just find a woman who hates you and buy her a fucking house, if you know what I mean......

[oldrider]

Do you take xxxx to be your? That's the trouble, we been together so long I can't remember her name!....if you know what I mean!

[Fatt Max]

Do you take xxxx to be your? That's the trouble, we been together so long I can't remember her name!....if you know what I mean!

xxxx, sounds like you got married to an Aussie beer, if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

If I promise to take you as my wife, will you promise to take it up.....oh better not vicar, if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Better not go there, if you know what I mean.

[Hitcher]

Post-urinal drip, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

leaky faucet if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Drip catchers have wings and "one" sticky side.............if you know what I mean!

[cc rider]

redbull gives you wiiiings... if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

redbull gives you wiiiings... if you know what I mean

Finding your own wings is better.......iykwim

[MSTRS]

Finding someone else's is disgusting...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

depends on the colour...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Ha! She said 'depends'...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

for many being dependant is the only way to get through the day...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

And some are just old soaks...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

and some just let it flow...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

*cough* Oops. If you know what I mean

[Genie]

sneezing can produce wetness in many different forms...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Hanky down your pants? If you know what I mean....

[Genie]

bit of hanky panky is good for the soul...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Wetness and hanky panky is best described as moist.....if you know what I mean!

[MSTRS]

No such thing as a dry run? If you know what I mean

[cc rider]

No such thing as a dry run? If you know what I meanwet ones can serve many purposes if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Wet wipes are sooooooooooooooooo much nicer on you nether regions if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

not bad having your nearer regions wiped too if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

The number of strokes with a dry cloth will determine a wet wipe...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

2 strokes are fun, but 4 strokes are more... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

...wasted? If the priming is done well...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Anymore than 4 strokes and you're playing with it if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

... and your point??? if you know what I mean

[Hitcher]

Rectal sphincter confusion, if you know what I mean.

[one fast tl1ooo]

No point all soft.. if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

no lead in the pencil if you know what I mean

[Maha]

flick flick fap fap flick fap flick flick fap if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Ah! The mating call of the kiwi I believe if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Ah! The mating call of the kiwi I believe if you know what I mean
*tap tap* You awake?
If you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

No... go ask your sister if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Can't. They're married. If you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Don't stand on ceremony if you know what I mean

[reemit]

After a few, I can't stand at all, even for a ceremony, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Pace yourself...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

the tortoise & the hare if you know what I mean

[Mom]

the rabbit also should get a mention here if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Congratulations Mrs Jones, you're going to be a... if you know what I mean

[Mom]

I used a dip stick myself if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

I think I dated him if you know what I mean


my mistake... he was a tool

[Foxzee]

I think we all have....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

at least four of you that we know of if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

dipping more then once at a time is considered bad manners if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Almost a threesome on some days shame we all didn't know.....if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Dog Day Afternoon if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Hindsight if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

Almost a threesome on some days shame we all didn't know.....if you know what I mean

But wait... theres more - we could make it a quartet....iykwim

[Foxzee]

Ground hog day...if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

Dog Day Afternoon if you know what I mean

Dont give the dog a bad name - it was doing what all good dogs do....iykwim

[cc rider]

lick their balls?... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

lick their balls?... if you know what I mean

sniffing around the wrong butts...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

no one else will now if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

no one else will now if you know what I mean

The six degrees of separation....iykwim

[Foxzee]

A monster of an effort....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

King Dong vs Godzilla, if you know what I mean.

[Quasi]

A monster of an effort....if you know what I mean

hahaahaha.....iykwim

[Quasi]

King Dong vs Godzilla, if you know what I mean.

Its all relative - Depends on how you look at it...iykwim

[Ronin]

Its all relative - Depends on how you look at it...iykwim

I heard a little rumor if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

I heard a little rumor if you know what I mean

worn down from overuse - share the love - iykwim

[reemit]

Buffing the wood, if you know what I mean,

[Ronin]

To many trees if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

branching out.............if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

missuse of tools can lead to loss of limbs if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

and trial by the kb women jury....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

and trial by the kb women jury....if you know what I mean

now that there is something to fear...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Aaaand we're back to incest...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

just playing the family game...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

put your game face on if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Poker anyone?...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

king of spades if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Ace hole....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

two holes in one is a good place to start....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Oooo...doubling dipping eh...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Oooo...doubling dipping eh...if you know what I mean

quiet in the back there you if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

quiet in the back there you if you know what I mean

You're sounding a bit muffled...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

To muffle with thighs....if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Hey Genie, you just short circuited my pacemaker............if you know what I mean!

[Foxzee]

Hey Genie, you just short circuited my pacemaker............if you know what I mean!

Your electricfying...you better shape cos I need a man...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

I reckon Oldrider's probably just right now changing his old Energiser batteries for them new fangled hi power ones, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Talk of hi-powered batteries may make some of our members wet...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

What I bought today does not need batteries if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Ooooh. Pedal power...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Its gift wrapped, cant say, if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Good things come in small boxes...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

I know I do if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I know I do if you know what I mean

I'm very concerned...think I know what you mean and will not comment....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Wot? Wot did I say? If you know what I mean...

[Foxzee]

Did you say something...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Some to do with Ronin and small boxes and the coming thereof......if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Nope. Wasn't me. Wasn't even in the room. If you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Yeah, that's right... I blame mstrs... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Some to do with Ronin and small boxes and the coming thereof......if you know what I mean.

Ronin, small boxes and coming should not be mentioned in the same sentence...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

We are talking tall dwarves here right? if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Ronin, small boxes and coming should not be mentioned in the same sentence...if you know what I mean

I came and gave you a small box if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Oh, I see. Boxes. Perhaps I should have said parcels? If you know what I mean....

[Ronin]

The box was in a parcel when I came if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

A nicely parcelled box is a thing of delight. If you know what I mean

[Quasi]

A nicely parcelled box is a thing of delight. If you know what I mean

And whatever comes in it is always a nice treat - iykwim

[Foxzee]

It was a lot of fun to unwrap too....if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

There was a young man from Trent,
His dick was a hell of a bent,
because of this trouble,
he put it in double,
so instead of coming,
he went!..............................If you know what I mean! :eek5:

[Foxzee]

There was a young man from Trent,
His dick was a hell of a bent,
because of this trouble,
he put it in double,
so instead of coming,
he went!..............................If you know what I mean! :eek5:

With an icecream?....if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Nearly got caught with Maha's unwrapped this afternoon if you know what I mean

I was showing it to my daughter and her friend at the time :D

[reemit]

With an icecream?....if you know what I mean
In an ice cream, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Nearly got caught with Maha's unwrapped this afternoon if you know what I mean

I was showing it to my daughter and her friend at the time :D

Good Lord!...and the opinion was????...some of us need a laugh....if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

In an ice cream, if you know what I mean.

A bent cone....if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Good Lord!...and the opinion was????...some of us need a laugh....if you know what I mean

:rofl: They were pretty impressed I think, mind you they may have been laughing at how fast I skedalled out of the lounge when I saw the van turning into the driveway if you know what I mean.

[piston broke]

Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
Yup, don't worry, man. Ignore what people do - it doesn't and can't affect you. Surely you have something interesting to occupy your mind rather than worry about what people think.
Steve

lmfao
if you know what i mean

[reemit]

when I saw the van turning into the driveway .

Sheeyat, it must be huge, if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

Sheeyat, it must be huge, if you know what I mean.

The van was the one that I was risking exposing Maha's to if you know what I mean

he was driving it :pinch:

[Foxzee]

Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
Yup, don't worry, man. Ignore what people do - it doesn't and can't affect you. Surely you have something interesting to occupy your mind rather than worry about what people think.
Steve

lmfao
if you know what i mean

I see red lights...lot's of red flashing lights...oh stand down as you were it's only red bling....if you know what I mean

[piston broke]

i hope so,mom

if you know what i mean

[piston broke]

I see red lights...lot's of red flashing lights...oh stand down as you were it's only red bling....if you know what I mean

so far only grean,
if you know what i mean

[Genie]

lots of green makes a really good party ....if you know what I mean

[Mom]

i hope so,mom

if you know what i mean

I do if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I do if you know what I mean

Awww I love weddings..........if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Awww I love weddings..........if you know what I mean

Me too...

Tissues all round at ours if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

must... not... post... if you know what i mean

[Mom]

must... not... post... if you know what i mean

Yes you must if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

must control self if you know what I mean

[Genie]

somtimes a good hard slap can get things back on track...if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

just been good and hard can get things back in.... track if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

just been good and hard can get things back in.... track if you know what I mean

Wouldn't put money on that if I were you if you know what I mean.

[Quasi]

Wouldn't put money on that if I were you if you know what I mean.

put your money where your mouth is - iykim

[Foxzee]

Sometimes it pays to throw money at it....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

better than my mouth where my money is if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

put your money where your mouth is - iykim


YIK....like licking a stamp leaves bad taste....if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

YIK....like licking a stamp leaves bad taste....if you know what I mean

not if you try the flavoured ones - iykwim

[Foxzee]

not if you try the flavoured ones - iykwim


OOOOOO...rushing out now to buy the banana ones...o and would you believe it comes in a pack of four....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

mmmmmmm frozen bananas if you know what i mean

[Quasi]

OOOOOO...rushing out now to buy the banana ones...o and would you believe it comes in a pack of four....if you know what I mean

oh come now sweetness - give the banana ones a miss, four packs are so........old news. Four only leads to confusion - iykwim

[Quasi]

mmmmmmm frozen bananas if you know what i mean

think they are definately on ice now - iykwim

[Mom]

frozen bananas make excellent muffins and cake if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

think they are definately on ice now - iykwim

The weather is getting warmer...if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

The weather is getting warmer...if you know what I mean

ah - I can sense a little moistness in the air - iykwim

[Genie]

i nice warm, moist banana cake with cream...if you know what I mean

....and some melted chocolate

[Foxzee]

I notice the melted chocolate was not over the banana cake......if you know what I mean

[Genie]

how about some chocolate dipping sauce...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

how about some chocolate dipping sauce...if you know what I mean

Yes we can lick chocolate dipping sauce dripping off us all in PD...least we have supplies in case we get trapped in there..someone has no sense of humor...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

I just went in me ice cream, if you know what I mean.

[piston broke]

lots of green makes a really good party ....if you know what I mean

pass it by the left hand side,
if you know what i mean

[Genie]

oh wee Foxzee...what be this pd of which you speak....pointless drivel...who is tapped there..if you know what I mean....licking also relieves boredom, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

I just went in me ice cream, if you know what I mean.

that is a dangerous occupation I'll have you know...if yoo know what I mean

[Foxzee]

pass it by the left hand side,
if you know what i mean

Yes .....tossing it to the right all the time can lead to misspent youth...if you no what I mean

[Foxzee]

oh wee Foxzee...what be this pd of which you speak....pointless drivel...who is tapped there..if you know what I mean....licking also relieves boredom, if you know what I mean

Yup PD Miss Genie.....we self moderate in here...sheesh ...MAHA MAHA tell the mods what you mean...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Yes .....tossing it to the right all the time can lead to misspent youth...if you no what I mean<BR><BR>Lots of right tossers round here then, if you know what I mean.

[Hitcher]

Smoother than a porn star's mons, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

CUT! That's a wrap... you all did beautifully if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

CUT! That's a wrap... you all did beautifully if you know what I mean

Chicken wrap? if you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

Just reading the last several pages...I was rapt...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I can count the number of books I have ever read on two hands if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Illiteracy is not for the enlightened...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

I can count the number of books I have ever read on two hands if you know what I mean.

Read using one hand? if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

Read using one hand? if you know what I mean

Read??? Pictures are better If you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Whos the Arsehole that Arseholed the KB Arsehole thread if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

it is merged if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Gone trans-Tasman...if you know what I mean

[Mom]

where the bloody hell are you if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

ICC that ACC is shafting folks like UNME!.......if you know what I mean! :mellow:

[Maha]

Why do Aussies have a Pizza called 'Vage Delight' if you know what I mean.

[Quasi]

Why do Aussies have a Pizza called 'Vage Delight' if you know what I mean.

does meat come with that - iykwim

[MSTRS]

Ah, do you get wafers with that? If you know what I mean.

[Eyegasm]

does meat come with that - iykwim


Ah, do you get wafers with that? If you know what I mean.

Kneel infront of a priest, you'll get one or the other if you know what I mean

[Maha]

does meat come with that - iykwim

No, but sour cream does if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Kneel infront of a priest, you'll get one or the other if you know what I mean

Thank god you said kneel and not bend over......if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Thank god you said kneel and not bend over......if you know what I mean

He said Preist not Mr Whippy if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

He said Preist not Mr Whippy if you know what I mean

Whups...got the cream confused....if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

He said Preist not Mr Whippy if you know what I mean

They both don't know what they are on about, If you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Whups...got the cream confused....

Said the actress to the bishop...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

They both don't know what they are on about, If you know what I mean

By the way, is was a crash if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

By the way, is was a crash if you know what I mean.

No need to explain your condition....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

What condition your condition is in...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

No need to explain your condition....if you know what I mean

My condition is your fault to begin with if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Male Praying Mantii don't get to complain afterwards...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Male Praying Mantii don't get to complain afterwards...if you know what I mean

O it's why to late for him to start praying....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Is the female of the species called a Preying Mantis...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

no...she is the Goddess if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Preying Mantis...meet Black Widow. If you know what I mean

[Genie]

What's for dinner??? If you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

What's for dinner??? If you know what I mean

Depends what is waiting in the web....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

What's for dinner??? If you know what I mean

Whatever it is, you insects just need to suck until the juice comes out...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Whatever it is, you insects just need to suck until the juice comes out...if you know what I mean

And to sure there is no waste a swallow follow through

[Eyegasm]

And to sure there is no waste a swallow follow through

So that is how you refill, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Perhaps if you bat for the other team...if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

Perhaps if you bat for the other team...if you know what I mean

Members of the other team can bat for our team, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Members of the other team can beat our team members, if you know what I mean.

There you go love corrected that for you...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Little fingers have been busy, if you know what I mean....

[yungatart]

Little pigs have big ears, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Little pigs have big ears, if you know what I mean
some large snouts too....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Why, Grandma, what big eyes you have, if you know what I mean...

[yungatart]

some large snouts too....if you know what I mean

All the better to fit in the trough, if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Sometimes the trough aint bug enough if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

OMG have you got bugs in your trough, that is so not a good look....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Tis my Strayin accent if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Awe strucken failian...if you know what I mean.

[Hitcher]

Little pigs have big ears, if you know what I mean

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom, if you know what I mean.

And gollywog is no longer PC....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

I miss PEASEA....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

He can post if he wants to if you know what I mean.

[reemit]

Hes dancing without a safety hat, if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

Hes dancing without a safety hat, if you know what I mean

You mean he wasn't part of the village people? IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

Is emailing in Francais still a French Letter...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Pull eh Voo a Hubba Hubba if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Hey! Fifi's been here...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

she been everywhere, bit like a certain italian riding KBr I know about, iykwim

[Maha]

Theres a few of them around if you know what I mean.

oh you mean a female, not sure about that really.

[Quasi]

she been everywhere, bit like a certain italian riding KBr I know about, iykwim

eerrrr.... non capisco....if you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

eerrrr.... non capisco....if you know what i mean

That's what they all say...if you know what I mean

[avgas]

it doesn't stick.....if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Not if you grease it up first...if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

it doesn't stick.....if you know what I mean.

if its grippy enough, it will hold on real tight - iykwim

[Eyegasm]

Velco gloves for the south islanders, IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

And gumboots for Taihapeans...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

something fishy about those up norf if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

something fishy about those up norf if you know what I mean

Something fishy going on on your FB too....if you know what I mean!!!!!

[MSTRS]

Apparently cotton helps...if you know what i mean

[Maha]

I dont know but I've been told, Eskimo Pussy aint half cold, if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

I dont know but I've been told, Eskimo Pussy aint half cold, if you know what I mean.


I don't need no Hyo Queen, I just want my M14. If you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

That could be funny.......if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

That could be funny.......if you know what I mean

I don't know but I've been told, DB jokes still aint old if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

It's always good to be entertained by something....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Anything can be entertaining. All it takes is a small enough mind.:innocent: If you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Anything can be entertaining. All it takes is a small enough mind.:innocent: If you know what I mean.

And a big enough..............:shifty:...if you no what I mean

[MSTRS]

Of course...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Ooooooooo it does get in if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

And she said that it'd never fit...
If you know what I mean

[avgas]

if its grippy enough, it will hold on real tight - iykwim
We should talk......if you know what I mean ;)

[Ronin]

And a big enough..............:shifty:...if you no what I mean

you called? if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

you called? if you know what I mean

Are you really big enough?????.........if you know what I mean

[Genie]

............big enough and ugly enough to handle the task....if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

............big enough and ugly enough to handle the task....if you know what I mean

I'll let him answer that one chicky for the fear of severe retribution...... mawhahahahaha.......if you know what I mean

[Genie]

I like the placement of the word "severe" .................if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Are you really big enough?????.........if you know what I mean

Must be time to find out if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

I like the placement of the word "severe" .................if you know what I mean


All hangs on the definition of severe if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Oh just say it man, "I have a huge cock"......if you know what I mean.....

[Foxzee]

Must be time to find out if you know what I mean.

Do we have to do the "housework" again!!!!.....iff you know what I mean

[Maha]

Do the washing by hand, should only take 15 minutes if you know what I mean.

[Fatt Max]

Spin cycle...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Do the washing by hand, should only take 15 minutes if you know what I mean.

it's mine and I can wash it as often and as fast as I like if you know what I mean

[Maha]

98 99.....100, change hands and gain a stroke if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Lucy Bawden took an axe and gave her mother 40 whacks if you know what I mean.

[Quasi]

We should talk......if you know what I mean ;)

actions speak louder the words - if you know what i mean:blink:

[Maha]

And I know someone who speaks even louder if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Eh? What's that ya say, sonnyjim...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

turn on ya hearing aid...if you know what I mean