If You Know What I Mean

[Mom]

Inyouendoh can be sticky, if you know what I mean

I find a damp cloth fixes that, if you know what I mean

[Laava]

;)Speaking of fixing, are you all fixed now? If you know what I mean!;)

[yungatart]

Wet wipes are your friend, if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

Need the wet wipes to wipe brow due to working hard getting fixed, if you know what I mean

[Laava]

So sweating like paedo in a kindy are you? If you know what I mean!

[Mom]

Not so much as the humidity getting me, if you know what I mean :shit:

[Laava]

So your percentage is up, if you know what I mean!

[MSTRS]

Depends on what is being measured...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Depends on what is being measured...if you know what I mean

And how carefully it is measured...........if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

I hate having to explain subtleties...if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Men at pause is a bastard if you know what I mean!

[MSTRS]

Hot flush is not a winning hand...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Hot flush is not a winning hand...if you know what I mean

Wot is a winning hand......if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

the one that gets there in the end..if you know what i mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Wot is a winning hand......if you know what I mean

the one that brings tears to your eyes... if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

the ol' hand on the goolies if you know what I mean

[Laava]

I hate having to explain subtleties...if you know what I mean

Subtitles are for hard of hearing..............................if you know what I mean!

[Foxzee]

the one that brings tears to your eyes... if you know what I mean

The hand of a good woman....if you no what I mean

[Edbear]

I took a good woman in hand... if you know what I mean...

[Pixie]

A thread for one liners that end with..''If you know what I mean''?.
Posts must follow on from the previous post and be coherant.

: Speed Triples have always given me a semi, if you know what I mean?

I thought the current idiom was: "gnome sane",know what I mean?

[Pixie]

I just entered Evelyn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evelyn,_California), if you know what I mean.

At least you haven't been to mount Albert,if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

At least you haven't been to mount Albert,if you know what I mean.

Prince Albert????.........if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

The hand of a good woman....if you no what I mean

Will you PLEASE get a room....if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Will you PLEASE get a room....if you know what I mean

Room with a view if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Will you PLEASE get a room....if you know what I mean

Had one, rated it, enjoyed the view then left the room.........if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Had one, rated it, enjoyed the view then left the room.........if you know what I mean

It's more fun when you're out with nature, if you know what i mean...

[diggyduo]

Had one, rated it, enjoyed the view then left the room.........if you know what I mean

ironically rooms with a view never have the view seen...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

ironically rooms with a view never have the view seen...if you know what I mean

You were in the wrong room then................if you no what I mean

[Ratti]

story of my life- if you know what i mean

[diggyduo]

You were in the wrong room then................if you no what I mean

depends what scene you want seen...if you know what i mean

[2wheeldrifter]

story of my life- if you know what i mean


ahh a life story.. if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Will you PLEASE get a room....if you know what I mean

some people have dirty little minds... if you know what I mean

[crazyhorse]

its not just minds that are dirty, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

depends what scene you want seen...if you know what i mean

something useful that has a meaning.........if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

its not just minds that are dirty, if you know what I mean

Bath time............if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

its not just minds that are dirty, if you know what I mean

Minds aren't that easy to clean ... if you know what I mean ...

[FJRider]

depends what scene you want seen...if you know what i mean

I see nothing ...if you know what I mean ...

[Laava]

See no evil, hear no evil, 2 out of 3 aint bad if you know what I mean

[ynot slow]

Bath time............if you know what I mean

Shower time more fun if golden.......................if you know what I mean.

[diggyduo]

See no evil, hear no evil, 2 out of 3 aint bad if you know what I mean

but speaking no evil is the best of all....if you know what i mean

[huff3r]

but speaking no evil is the best of all....if you know what i mean

Some people should just not speak at all, if you know what i mean...

[2wheeldrifter]

Some people should just not speak at all, if you know what i mean...

............... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Shower time more fun if golden.......................if you know what I mean.

Carrots in the shower (wot grade 9 carot, 18 carot).....if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Carrots in the shower (wot grade 9 carot, 18 carot).....if you know what I mean

What drugs are you on... if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

What drugs are you on... if you know what I mean

I don't care, i just want some too, if you know what i mean :lol:

[diggyduo]

What drugs are you on... if you know what I mean

Hopefully diamonds not crystal...if you know what i mean.

[Foxzee]

What drugs are you on... if you know what I mean

Good ones...looking for a man that no's his carrots in gold...if ya know what i mean

[Foxzee]

Hopefully diamonds not crystal...if you know what i mean.

and gold that shines in the shower.......if you no what i mean

[huff3r]

Good ones...looking for a man that no's his carrots in gold...if ya know what i mean

24 Carot is what your after, if you know what i mean

[Ratti]

carat actually If you know what i mean

[huff3r]

carat actually If you know what i mean

I'm only 98% perfect, if you know what i mean :lol:

[2wheeldrifter]

Good ones...looking for a man that no's his carrots in gold...if ya know what i mean

Golddigger.... If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

'cos you're a boy, ifyou know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

I'm only 98% perfect, if you know what i mean :lol:

I'm 98% the other.... if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

Golddigger.... If you know what I mean

keep me searching for a heart of gold, if youknow what i mean

[2wheeldrifter]

'cos you're a boy, ifyou know what I mean

during the day.... if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Golddigger.... If you know what I mean

All this talk about bling.... if you know what i mean

[2wheeldrifter]

All this talk about bling.... if you know what i mean

pimp my... if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

keep me searching for a heart of gold, if youknow what i mean

Like the scarecrow, Alice... if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Like the scarecrow, Alice... if you know what I mean

Just need to click them red heels together, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

Golddigger.... If you know what I mean

Run the shower golden child.............if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Like the scarecrow, Alice... if you know what I mean

"who the fuck is Alice"..if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Run the shower golden child.............if you know what I mean


Opps YOU dropped the soap... if you know what I mean :)

[2wheeldrifter]

"who the fuck is Alice"..if you know what I mean

Deprived childhood... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

All this talk about bling.... if you know what i mean

Where's mine ............oh wait "Ping"..........if you no what i mean............

[diggyduo]

easy to catch up on nursery rhymes...if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Where's mine ............oh wait "Ping"..........if you no what i mean............

ping goes the cheery.... if you know what I mean

[diggyduo]

another victim of sherry...if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

Opps YOU dropped the soap... if you know what I mean :)

A golden nugget I will never drop..............if ya know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

A golden nugget I will never drop..............if ya know what I mean

I got nugget on my face... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

another victim of sherry...if you know what i mean

Who the fuck is sherry is she like alice........if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I got nugget on my face... if you know what I mean

comes with the town.........if ya know what i mean

[2wheeldrifter]

comes with the town.........if ya know what i mean

Be able to get that Carrot/carat for you then... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

easy to catch up on nursery rhymes...if you know what I mean

Humptey Dumptey sat on a wall...then had a great fall...omg FM you ok??????????.....if you know what I mean...LOL:)

[Foxzee]

Be able to get that Carrot/carat for you then... if you know what I mean

and put it where.....if you know what I mean........

[2wheeldrifter]

Humptey Dumptey sat on a wall...then had a great fall...omg FM you ok??????????.....if you know what I mean...LOL:)

A bit of sarcasm..... if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

and put it where.....if you know what I mean........

where the sun doesn't shine... if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

where the sun doesn't shine... if you know what I mean

Auckland thhen? If you know what i mean...

[Maha]

Best thing about Auckland is the road outta there, if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

Best thing about Auckland is the road outta there, if you know what I mean.

And that roads always pretty busy too, if you know what i mean!

[Laava]

SH1T if you know what I mean

[Maha]

And that roads always pretty busy too, if you know what i mean!

Not at 3am, if you know what I mean?

[Foxzee]

Not at 3am, if you know what I mean?

3am wot's happening then...........if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

3am wot's happening then...........if you know what I mean

3am = witching hr.... if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

3am = witching hr.... if you know what I mean

She should know that already, if you know what i mean :bleh:

[2wheeldrifter]

She should know that already, if you know what i mean :bleh:

she should!...... if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

she should!...... if you know what I mean

She's gonna hurt us for saying this though, if you know what i mean!

[Foxzee]

She's gonna hurt us for saying this though, if you know what i mean!

oh tag team boi's.....who's scared the most?????...huff3r you are the closet...oh closer to me

[Laava]

But that's what you want, if you know what I mean!

[2wheeldrifter]

She's gonna hurt us for saying this though, if you know what i mean!

We ARE men!.... if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

ROCK!!... if you know what I mean...

[golfmade]

Far too many posts in this thread to go through since I last was online, if you know what I mean.

[2wheeldrifter]

Far too many posts in this thread to go through since I last was online, if you know what I mean.

That's just been a lazy ..... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

oh tag team boi's.....who's scared the most?????...huff3r you are the closet...oh closer to me

You want red rep also?...if yes, please leave your post unattended, if you know what I mean.

[one fast tl1ooo]

red is a monthly thing.... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Period Drama is just the best, if you know what I mean.

[Zuki lover]

not anymore.... if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

boys give it up too quick..where are the men, if you know what i mean

[quickbuck]

Eating Breakfast... if you know what I mean.

[2wheeldrifter]

boys give it up too quick..where are the men, if you know what i mean

over here mummy.... if you know what I mean ;)

[Maha]

Get off ya knee's 2dub dee, not a good look , if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

grovelling male is ALWAYS a good look, if you know what i mean

[Genie]

a 'real' man should never need to grovel...if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

grovelling male is ALWAYS a good look, if you know what i mean

Better than the ones who just take what they want, if you know what i mean!

[Ratti]

cougars take what they want, if you know what i mean

[Maha]

And what do Lions do to Cougars?....if ya know what I mean.

[BMWST?]

guess thats why they're cougars,if ya know what I mean

[quickbuck]

All this talk of pussies... if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

meow.....if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

RRRROOAAAAAAARRRRRRR........if you know what I mean

[Genie]

ooouuuucccchhhhh...my ears...if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

inside voices..if you know what I mean

[Genie]

oh yeah I know what you mean....if you know what I mean :lol:

[Ratti]

I always do what the voices tell me to do, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

How do you decide which voice to listen to????? If you know what I mean !!!

[Genie]

Ever milked a cat...if ya know what I mean


purrr.......if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

titillating... if you know what i mean

[Ratti]

listen to the most interesting voice, if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

They may not be real, but they have some great ideas, if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Did somebody say something.... if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Somebody somewhere, in the heat of the night....if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Hot, steamy nights - if you know what I mean

[crazyhorse]

showering together, if you know what I mean

[Mom]

strangely dry, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

candlelight....music.....if you know what i mean

[Mom]

Warm oil burning, if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

curry for tea last night, if you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

good in good out...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Whoa! Ring of Fire, if you know what I mean.

[quickbuck]

OH, Stink! if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Wet Wipes are your friend, if you know what I mean.

[quickbuck]

Cleans up loads of messes... if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Cleans up loads of messes... if you know what I mean.

Not to mention cool and oh so smooth on ya bum, if you know what I mean.

[Fatt Max]

Turtle head, if you know what I mean

[Big Dave]

Fatt Max is a Dawg. IYKWIM.

[Big Dave]

Warm oil burning, if you know what I mean

Nope - no fucking idea.

[quickbuck]

TLA's, FLA's SLA's are acceptable if you know what I mean.

[quickbuck]

Nope - no fucking idea.

Unacceptable post, if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

Nope - no fucking idea.

Warm oil buring on pipes after clutch cover gasket gives way, if you know what I mean :D

[Ratti]

ooooo, yup been there, if you know what I mean

[Highlander]

if you've been where I've been and seen what I've seen, you'd know what I know - if you know waht I mean.

[Mom]

Most horrible sensation thinking your bike is dead, if you know what I mean

[Laava]

Nearly as bad as when your crotch leaks, if you know what I mean!

[quickbuck]

Got a mate who likes leaks if you know what I mean.

[golfmade]

PHEW, just passed gas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gas,_Kansas), if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

is he welsh? if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

is he welsh? if you know what I mean

We indeed call him Troggie, if you know what i mean.

[golfmade]

is he welsh? if you know what I mean

Not sure but he is full of himself, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Not sure but he is full of himself, if you know what I mean.

Obviously cos he leaks........if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Nearly as bad as when your crotch leaks, if you know what I mean!

Apologies for bumping in here but,

Nothing beats squatting in a mates gargre and leaking all over the floor, at least you get a decent root out of it, if you know what I mean

[Bikemad]

always good to get out of it before a decent root i find........if you know what i mean

[Genie]

just good to get out ot it.....if you know what I mean!

[Mom]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/107569-The-blue-lovely-has-a-lie-down-at-Laava-s

Wet panks suck, if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Apologies for bumping in here but,

Nothing beats squatting in a mates gargre and leaking all over the floor, at least you get a decent root out of it, if you know what I mean

If I didn't know what you mean, I'd be shocked... if you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

yup, typos will do that to you Edbear, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

A slip of the tongue, and a fluffy seam will get you every time...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

ugh, fur between my teeth, if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Off to the dentist, for a hair cut if you know what I mean.

[golfmade]

Off to the dentist, for a hair cut if you know what I mean.

Make sure they put you under first, if you know what I mean.

[quickbuck]

Think I was already under.... if you know what I mean.

[Laava]

Just cos you go down doesn't mean you are under if you know what I mean!

[golfmade]

Went down once but got lost, if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

lost in time..lost in space

if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

lost in meaning... if you know what I mean.

[quickbuck]

meaning it's time for bed... if you know what i mean.

[TOTO]

Its Business time...if you know what I mean.

[LBD]

Its Business time...if you know what I mean.

No more busness time for me....I am out of here tomorrow....for 4 weeks hoilday in NZ....Its holiday time...nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean?

[huff3r]

No more busness time for me....I am out of here tomorrow....for 4 weeks hoilday in NZ....Its holiday time...nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean?

Wish i could have a holiday, 12 day week, if you know what i mean.

[LBD]

Wish i could have a holiday, 12 day week, if you know what i mean.

I enjoyed working a 28 day week.......and having a 28 day weekend after that....if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

work is a 4 letter word, shame on you boys, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

The popular girls have no shame...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

and the unpopular ones have no men, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Where is it written they have to have men...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

men are warmer than carrots, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

men are warmer than carrots, if you know what I mean

carrots don't answer back.....if you know what I mean.............

[2wheeldrifter]

carrots don't answer back.....if you know what I mean.............

Hi My name is Chuck the carrot......... if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

men are warmer than carrots, if you know what I mean

How about creamed corn anyone... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Hi My name is Chuck the carrot......... if you know what I mean

You really need to get out more..............if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

You really need to get out more..............if you know what I mean

OUT more!.... IN more............ if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

OUT more!.... IN more............ if you know what I mean

HELP......if you know what I mean..............

[2wheeldrifter]

HELP......if you know what I mean..............

Oh I get it, Constable Hunkalicious at your service madame.... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

:sick::puke:....if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

looks like some people need to go for a ride....a long one, if you know what I mean!

[MSTRS]

Enough talk about length and riding...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I went for a lengthy ride yesterday, ahhhhhh the wind in my hair...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

i had a lovely long ride today...lots of twists and turns and bumps and humps, some up, some down, some fast, some slow..ifyou know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

So you had a little flutter on a filly... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

And not a crazyhorse in sight........if you know what I mean.

[2wheeldrifter]

Was it a italian stallion... if you know what I mean

[LBD]

Reading the last few posts reminds me of Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam...."Richard Nixan is here....thats right the Big Dick is in town"....if you know what I mean?

[Genie]

Was it a italian stallion... if you know what I mean

was little japanesey.....icky, think i need a new big dirty one.....if you know what i mean

[2wheeldrifter]

was little japanesey.....icky, think i need a new big dirty one.....if you know what i mean

was it an icky sticky slimy little japanesey.... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

well it wasn't a slimy litttle yellow one....if you know what I mean :lol:

[Foxzee]

Reading the last few posts reminds me of Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam...."Richard Nixan is here....thats right the Big Dick is in town"....if you know what I mean?

Least he is still here with us breathing, living out a life having fun, not like some who have gone taken too soon, lighten up............if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Least he is still here with us breathing, living out a life having fun, not like some who have gone taken too soon, lighten up............if you know what I mean

No harm intended and time to lighten this whole thing up, if you know what I mean.

I had the best news in ever tonight! If you know what I mean :D

[Bikemad]

well it wasn't a slimy litttle yellow one....if you know what I mean :lol:

hmmmm..........smooth big purple one?..........if you know what i mean

[Genestho]

No harm intended and time to lighten this whole thing up, if you know what I mean.

I had the best news in ever tonight! If you know what I mean :D
Heyyyyyyyyy, you're pregnant...:rofl: if ya know what I mean? :blip:

[Mom]

Heyyyyyyyyy, you're pregnant...:rofl: if ya know what I mean? :blip:

Where is the slap your thigh, fall down, wetting your pants icon? :laugh: NOPE! Thank goodness :sweatdrop

You are a stirrer, if you know what I mean :D

[Edbear]

So what do you mean, if you know what I mean?

[quickbuck]

Nothing like clear as mud, if you know what I mean.

[gijoe1313]

All this 'ow's yer father, nudge nudge, wink wink, is so like those "Up the ..." movies, nuffin' like a bit o'slap and tickle to spice the life up a bit ... if you know what I mean! :blip:

[Mom]

All this 'ow's yer father, nudge nudge, wink wink, is so like those "Up the ..." movies, nuffin' like a bit o'slap and tickle to spice the life up a bit ... if you know what I mean! :blip:

I saw the all nude stage show of "Oh Calcuttata" back in the day, nothing hidden there if you know what I mean :pinch:

[Laava]

I saw the all nude stage show in the red light district in Amsterdam and as it turns out, plenty hidden there if you know what I mean!

[Ratti]

I like playing in mud, if you know what I mean

[pete376403]

Sounds a bit Greek, if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Or Roman, if you know what I mean...

[Ronin]

Where did I put that horse... If you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

are horses really hung? if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

are horses really hung? if you know what I mean

They're a bit small really, if you know what i mean ;)

[Ratti]

boasting? If you know what I mean?

[huff3r]

boasting? If you know what I mean?

Me? Never? If you know what i mean.:innocent:

[one fast tl1ooo]

Yip. you...If you know what i mean.

[Ronin]

Baby's arm holding an apple if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

are horses really hung? if you know what I mean

Animal lover? If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

yup, I love animals, they taste great, if you know what I mean

[crazyhorse]

Medium rare steak...... if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Medium rare steak...... if you know what I mean

Stake through the heart, if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

A hearty steak, if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

mmmmmmmm, blood- if you know what I mean

[Genie]

some people like blood, if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

Eewwww! If you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

Vampires are 'in' if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Bloody Mary sucks, if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

Pina Colada on the other hand :drool: if you know what I mean

[Genie]

oh no...black Russian all the way baby....if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Nah. Not even au! Wodka and me do not make a good combination if you know what I mean :pinch:

[Bikemad]

Bloody Mary sucks, if you know what I mean.

cool.......when can i meet her.......if you know what i mean

[Maha]

cool.......when can i meet her.......if you know what i mean

Sorry, did I say sucks? I ment rucks, my bad, if you know what I mean.

[quickbuck]

Well, you don't Blow... If you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

thar she blows, havin a whale of a time on this thread, if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

thar she blows, havin a whale of a time on this thread, if you know what I mean

Who're you calling a whale? If you know what i mean...

[Ratti]

calling all BKC's..we got us a live one- if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Live one day at a time, if you know what i mean.

[Maha]

Anyday above ground is a good day, if you know what I mean.

[quickbuck]

Any landing you walk away from is a good landing if you know what I mean.

[Laava]

Precise calibration may make it's mark on this thread, if you know what I mean!

[Maha]

OH SHIT!, I'll give you a daisey a day dear, if you know what I mean.

[quickbuck]

Come up smelling of roses if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

Come up smelling of roses if you know what I mean.

Roses are red, violets are blue... if you know what i mean...

[crazyhorse]

Roses are red, violets are blue... if you know what i mean...

never too old to play these games.... if ya know what I mean

[one fast tl1ooo]

never too old to play these games.... if ya know what I mean

To old :lol: .........if ya know what I mean

[crazyhorse]

To old :lol: .........if ya know what I mean

Thanks... such a gentleman... if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

You two should get a room... if you know what I mean...

[one fast tl1ooo]

Who needs a room...if you know what I mean...

[crazyhorse]

Who needs a room...if you know what I mean...

The couch will do just fine... if you know what I mean

[one fast tl1ooo]

The couch will do just fine... if you know what I mean

let's find somewere new ..........if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Tagteam is old...if you know what I mean

[crazyhorse]

2wheeldrifter has a playground... if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

women ARE his playground, ifyou know what I mean

[Maha]

Tagteam is old...if you know what I mean

Like sands through the hour glass, if you know what I mean.