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MSTRS
10th November 2010, 09:04
That's not what they mean when they say "Immaculate conception"...if you know what I mean

Maha
10th November 2010, 11:49
Sounds like a mouth full to me if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
10th November 2010, 11:54
I do know that the whole idea is hard to swallow...if you know what I mean

marie_speeds
10th November 2010, 14:08
Not if you like olives if you know what I mean...

Edbear
10th November 2010, 14:21
Mountain olives? If you know what I mean...

marie_speeds
10th November 2010, 14:32
Mountain olives? If you know what I mean...

Nah the plumbing ones that go with the nuts if you know what I mean

MSTRS
10th November 2010, 14:35
Olives...as in greek salad? If you know what I mean.

Edbear
10th November 2010, 14:49
Nah the plumbing ones that go with the nuts if you know what I mean

Oh, but of course, nutty plumbing olives if you know what I mean... :yes:


:facepalm:

oldrider
10th November 2010, 18:49
Hey, heard about "Steampunk"? ...... Probably not ..... so have a look here;

http://www.steampunknz.co.nz/index.php/events/steampunk-fashion-show

Travelling through Oamaru it's a must see in the "old precinct area" South Oamaru!

I believe they have stumbled onto a winner, like Nelson's "WOW" wearable art did.

Kind of like a cross between Jules Verne and Buck Rogers! (yesterday - tomorrow)

I believe it will have appeal to most motorcyclists sense of ridiculous! :eek5:

Just letting you all know ....... if you know what I mean! :niceone:

Maha
10th November 2010, 19:27
I love Oamaru, the old part of town is just wow! if you know what I mean.

Edbear
10th November 2010, 19:35
Adding to my list of places I must go and see once better if you know what I mean. :yes:

oldrider
10th November 2010, 19:44
I love Oamaru, the old part of town is just wow! if you know what I mean.

Hmmm, although I have never read it, Steampunk conjures up thoughts of "The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy"!

I must have a read of that book sometime soon! ....... if you know what I mean! :yes:

oldrider
10th November 2010, 19:45
Adding to my list of places I must go and see once better if you know what I mean. :yes:

Do it now! You look "much" better with those shades on Ed! ..... if you know what I mean! :wings:

Edbear
10th November 2010, 19:50
Do it now! You look "much" better with those shades on Ed! ..... if you know what I mean! :wings:

LOL!! Still in the body brace yet. My wife thought the specs were ugly and said, "You'll never sell those!" Very next day I sold a pair, (they're on TM), to a squaddy who's shipping out to East Timor next Tues. He'd lost his and the Army were going to charge him $200 to replace them! :gob: I'm selling them for $90! So the last laugh was on her, if you know what I mean... :yes:

Hopeful Bastard
10th November 2010, 21:20
LOL!! Still in the body brace yet. My wife thought the specs were ugly and said, "You'll never sell those!" Very next day I sold a pair, (they're on TM), to a squaddy who's shipping out to East Timor next Tues. He'd lost his and the Army were going to charge him $200 to replace them! :gob: I'm selling them for $90! So the last laugh was on her, if you know what I mean... :yes:


Those that Laugh last, Arent that smart, IYKWIM

cc rider
10th November 2010, 22:26
Smarty pants are often full of brown stuff if you know what I mean



And no, not smarties ;)

Edbear
11th November 2010, 06:06
Oooohh... I do know what you mean if you know what I mean... :yes:

Genie
11th November 2010, 06:34
I perfer the term cleverclogs...if you know what I mean

Edbear
11th November 2010, 06:47
I'd just settle for being clever if you know what I mean...

Genie
11th November 2010, 07:07
Yeah and I'll just settle with being Amazing....if you know what I mean

Edbear
11th November 2010, 07:38
I'm not only settled and amazingly clever, I'm also devastatingly handsome and a legend in my own lunchbox, if you know what I mean!

MSTRS
11th November 2010, 07:42
KB - the only place where one may be one's self. Oooops - I mean who one would like to be.
If you know what I mean.

oldrider
11th November 2010, 08:05
Yeah and I'll just settle with being Amazing....if you know what I mean

Was that amazing or Amazonian? ........ If you know what I mean! :apumpin:

I wonder what else is in Edbear's lunch box, could he be a few sandwich's short of a lunch ....... if you know what I mean? :killingme

Edbear
11th November 2010, 08:54
An amazing Amazonian is a thrilling, yet scary image :shit: if you know what I mean, and I've got this really sweet young thing who makes my sandwiches for me and tucks them neatly into my lunchbox each morning, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

MSTRS
11th November 2010, 09:00
Euphemisms FTW...if you know what I mean

Maha
11th November 2010, 09:44
I was amazing once, now im just outstanding in my field if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
11th November 2010, 09:49
Corn field? If you know what I mean

Maha
11th November 2010, 09:52
...the answer is Bad Habits, what is the connection with a field if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
11th November 2010, 09:57
I once met a nun with a bad habit ...if you know what I mean

Edbear
11th November 2010, 09:58
Amazing Euphemisms with bad habits are outstanding in the corn fields if you know what I mean.



(It's those little white ones....:blink:)

Maha
11th November 2010, 12:12
This thread is the 8th hottest thread on KB if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
11th November 2010, 12:27
Can't think why - this one has rules...if you know what I mean

Edbear
11th November 2010, 13:04
Sometimes they're even loosely followed if you know what I mean.

Genie
11th November 2010, 15:03
I'm yet to discover those rules and then see if I can bed them to my will....if you know what I mean

Edbear
11th November 2010, 15:10
I'm yet to discover those rules and then see if I can bed them to my will....if you know what I mean


:shutup: :innocent: :blink: :facepalm: if you know what I mean...

Genie
11th November 2010, 15:31
:shutup: :innocent: :blink: :facepalm: if you know what I mean...

:shit: I meant BEND...if you know what i mean

Edbear
11th November 2010, 15:37
:shit: I meant BEND...if you know what i mean

:yes: :corn: :innocent:




:lol: :lol: if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
11th November 2010, 15:44
:shit: I meant BEND...if you know what i mean

Freudian slip? Could happen to anyone, eh...if you know what I mean.

Genie
11th November 2010, 16:26
A missed digit can lead to all sorts of trouble...if you know what I mean

oldrider
11th November 2010, 16:36
I'm yet to discover those rules and then see if I can bed them to my will....if you know what I mean

Your will is my command ........ if you know what I mean! :hug: :sleep: :sleep:

MSTRS
11th November 2010, 17:19
A missed digit can lead to all sorts of trouble...if you know what I mean

So can an unexpected extra digit...if you know what I mean

cc rider
12th November 2010, 01:25
Always expect the unexpected & don't be surprised when it's what you thought it would be... if you know what I mean :blink:

Maha
12th November 2010, 05:48
I owe, I owe, its of to work I go if you know what I mean.

Edbear
12th November 2010, 16:22
I owe, I owe, "By Sweetheart, have a good day at work!" if you know what I mean... :innocent:

oldrider
12th November 2010, 22:42
I have developed an addiction to this thread and need a fix ....... if you know what I mean! :blip:

Aahhhh, all better now ........ if you know what I mean! :wacko:

Genie
13th November 2010, 05:59
Oh, how I wish it were so easy to satisfy one's addiction...if you know what I mean

MSTRS
13th November 2010, 07:59
It is. Just be addicted to easy...if you know what I mean

Genie
13th November 2010, 08:24
But that would be so boring, one needs challenge...if you know what i mean

oldrider
13th November 2010, 08:35
Oh, how I wish it were so easy to satisfy one's addiction...if you know what I mean

Song dedicated to the lady in the lamp ......... if you know what I mean! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErMWX--UJZ4 :drinknsin

MSTRS
13th November 2010, 08:44
But the challenge is in being constantly bored...if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
13th November 2010, 08:45
And 'bored' is not (necessarily) a euphemism...if you know what I mean

Edbear
13th November 2010, 08:53
Neither is boring if you know what I mean

MSTRS
13th November 2010, 09:18
Edbear is on board, but not boring...if you know what I mean.

Edbear
13th November 2010, 11:36
Far be it for moi to be on the boring board if you know what I mean

Hopeful Bastard
14th November 2010, 16:42
Far be it for moi to be on the boring board if you know what I mean

Is that like an Ironing Board? IYKWIM

Edbear
14th November 2010, 16:52
Isn't it true that wives traditionally do the boring ironing on the board, if you know what I mean..?

Foxzee
14th November 2010, 19:01
Isn't it true that wives traditionally do the boring ironing on the board, if you know what I mean..?

Oh sigh..the chores are never satisfyin...if you no what I mean...off to do the neighbours now...:bye:

Sharry
14th November 2010, 21:48
I'm never bored when on right board, if you know what I mean

MSTRS
15th November 2010, 09:00
There'll be no talk of "doing the neighbours" round here...if you know what I mean.

Sharry
15th November 2010, 18:32
Ya don't need to 'do' the neighbours when ya have the real thing at home, if ya know what I mean?

Ghost_Bullet
15th November 2010, 18:34
Having no neigbours mean there is no one to do... if you know what I mean

Sharry
15th November 2010, 18:37
It's a sad life when the only option left is the neighbour, if you know what I mean....

Ghost_Bullet
15th November 2010, 18:47
I sheed no tears, if you know what I mean

Edbear
15th November 2010, 19:20
I sheed no tears, if you know what I mean

You haven't been married long enough then if you know what I mean...:innocent:

Sharry
15th November 2010, 19:38
mmmm and I was married too long, if you know what I mean....

Ghost_Bullet
15th November 2010, 19:39
maybe long is the new short, if you know what I mean

Sharry
15th November 2010, 19:57
Not when you are ordering coffee, if you know what I mean...

Ghost_Bullet
15th November 2010, 21:30
coffee? may as well have a coke, if you know what I mean

Sharry
15th November 2010, 21:41
coke won't warm you up on the inside on a cold day...if you know what I mean

Maha
15th November 2010, 21:43
It will if you snort it if you know what I mean.

Sharry
15th November 2010, 21:55
Snorting will get you a nice warm cell... if you know what I mean

yungatart
16th November 2010, 06:43
I tried snorting coke once, but the bubbles really tickled my nose, if you know what I mean....

Edbear
16th November 2010, 07:17
And snorting coffee is just wrong if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
16th November 2010, 07:37
Just don't add water first.
Last time I went through customs, the edge of my credit card tested positive for Blue Mountains blend...if you know what I mean

Sharry
16th November 2010, 12:07
Blue Mountain Blend realy hits the spot, if you know what I mean...

Edbear
16th November 2010, 12:10
Just don't add water first.
Last time I went through customs, the edge of my credit card tested positive for Blue Mountains blend...if you know what I mean

That's the trouble, you never know who's used the EFT-POS machine before you if you know what I mean...

MSTRS
16th November 2010, 12:17
Or that girl I saw you with last night...if you know what I mean

Sharry
16th November 2010, 12:41
The rest of us don't know were you have been....if you know what I mean

MSTRS
16th November 2010, 12:47
*hangs head in shame* Neither do I. If you know what I mean.

Sharry
16th November 2010, 13:04
Mmmmm, does shame erase guilt... if you know what I mean

Edbear
16th November 2010, 13:55
No, but if you're a good enough actor it may reduce your sentence if you know what I mean...

MSTRS
16th November 2010, 15:17
Often works in court...if you know what I mean

Sharry
16th November 2010, 15:27
That's why I don't do anything that no-one knows about....if you know what I mean

Edbear
16th November 2010, 15:29
That's maybe one reason the courts don't often work if you know what I mean...:innocent:

Sharry
16th November 2010, 21:49
I have not realy been courted.....if you know what I mean

Ghost_Bullet
17th November 2010, 06:38
smacked by a racquet, if you know what I mean

Edbear
17th November 2010, 07:13
Smacking someone with a racquet could see you courting court if you know what I mean...

marie_speeds
17th November 2010, 09:03
Smacking someone with a racquet could see you courting court if you know what I mean...

With handcuffs mmmmmmm :innocent: if you know what I mean

Edbear
17th November 2010, 09:07
In that case you use a paddle if you know what I mean... :innocent:

MSTRS
17th November 2010, 09:13
But don't make a racket - or noise control will pay a visit. If you know what I mean

marie_speeds
17th November 2010, 09:22
But don't make a racket - or noise control will pay a visit. If you know what I mean

Or you might wake the kids if you know what I mean....

MSTRS
17th November 2010, 14:28
Mummy, I heard a noi....what are you doing with my patter tennis bat? If you know what I mean

Sharry
17th November 2010, 18:21
Back to sleep Johnny boi, it's adults playtime now.... if you know what I mean

Maha
17th November 2010, 18:58
My old Triumph is back on Trademe, damn it was fine bike..if you know what I mean.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Tourers/auction-332790367.htm

Genie
17th November 2010, 19:24
It can be sad when you say goodbye to something only to want it at a later date, like when you throw away that top you never wore and then "need" it...if you know what I mean

Edbear
17th November 2010, 19:29
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be if you know what I mean.

Sharry
17th November 2010, 19:31
The past has gone, move on....if you know what I mean

Genie
17th November 2010, 19:41
Is that like building a bridge...if you know what I mean

Maha
17th November 2010, 19:44
That can take time, if than span is too great if you know what I mean.

Genie
17th November 2010, 19:47
haha, thought that read spank...if you know what I mean

Edbear
17th November 2010, 19:49
If it's the attention span you're talking about then it's definitely not too great if you know what I mean... :innocent:

Genie
17th November 2010, 19:53
Yeah, I'm a bit short on that one..if you know what I mean

(some random disorder...one of many)

Maha
17th November 2010, 19:53
What?.......................if you know what I mean.

Edbear
17th November 2010, 19:56
So who needs a randomly disordered spanking for a short-bridged attention span then? :drinkup:

Ratti
17th November 2010, 20:34
everyone who doesnt have the excuse of being on your drugs...iykwim

Sharry
17th November 2010, 20:53
I will accept a spanking for almost anything...if you know what I mean

oldrider
17th November 2010, 21:49
I will accept a spanking for almost anything...if you know what I mean

Heavens to Mergatroid, exit stage left ........ if you know what I mean! :spanking:

cc rider
18th November 2010, 01:36
Heaven's above, hell's below... I can bendover & touch my toe(s)... if you know what I mean :gob: :innocent:

Clearly past my bedtime :yawn:

Genie
18th November 2010, 05:53
touching one's toes' is overrated...if you know what I mean

Edbear
18th November 2010, 06:15
I happy just to finally see my toes if not bend down and touch them if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
18th November 2010, 08:00
touching one's toes' is overrated...if you know what I mean

Not for the bloke standing behind you...well - that might depend...if you know what I mean

oldrider
18th November 2010, 09:37
Many happy returns to the wee bird in the bottle ....... if you know what I mean! :niceone:

MSTRS
18th November 2010, 17:44
Many returns to the bottle can make your bird happy...if you know what I mean

Maha
18th November 2010, 17:50
Can also give you the runs and a sore head if you know what I mean.

Edbear
18th November 2010, 18:41
A good bottling usually does if you know what I mean.

Sharry
18th November 2010, 18:55
A bottle of Bailys does it for me...if you know what I mean

Edbear
18th November 2010, 19:01
Does Baily like to be bottled or does he have the bottle if you know what I mean..?

Sharry
18th November 2010, 19:14
If Baily is a she then she is the bottle...if you know what I mean

Edbear
18th November 2010, 19:29
I've got the bottle for anything....as long as it's not painful or dangerous if you know what I mean... :yes:

Sharry
18th November 2010, 19:51
I would like to see proof of that..... if you know what I mean

Edbear
18th November 2010, 19:59
Hee hee! If you know what I mean... :innocent:

oldrider
18th November 2010, 20:05
The Genie changed her avatar to something dull and black
it's nice to see she's sorted it
the bottle girl is back ....... if you know what I mean! :blip:

Maha
18th November 2010, 20:07
The bitch, the bitch.....the bitch is baaaaaaaaaaaack if you know what I mean.

Genie
18th November 2010, 20:25
The Genie changed her avatar to something dull and black
it's nice to see she's sorted it
the bottle girl is back ....... if you know what I mean! :blip:

The dull and black was this223827

kinda liked it did I....if you know what I mean

oldrider
18th November 2010, 22:32
The dull and black was this223827

kinda liked it did I....if you know what I mean

I really must be losing it, I thought it was a tyre tread ......... if you know what I mean! :facepalm:

Maha
19th November 2010, 06:06
I really must be losing it, I thought it was a tyre tread ......... if you know what I mean! :facepalm:

I thought it was an arial view of the Rimutakas if you know what I mean.

Genie
19th November 2010, 06:22
ahhhh, one day I shall do the Rimutakas...if you know what I mean

oldrider
19th November 2010, 06:44
I thought it was an arial view of the Rimutakas if you know what I mean.

The road or the rail trail? I thought I saw a tunnel! .......If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

MSTRS
19th November 2010, 07:36
Road or rail, they all lead to somewhere...if you know what I mean

Edbear
19th November 2010, 08:29
Can sometimes lead to being rail-roaded outta town if you know what I mean...

MSTRS
19th November 2010, 08:34
Pre-select your root (sp?) carefully...if you know what I mean

Edbear
19th November 2010, 09:05
Wouldn't want to get routed through the divorce court if you know what I mean...

Genie
19th November 2010, 18:59
went there once, was refreshing...if you know what i mean

98tls
19th November 2010, 19:04
God forbid i ever take the first step along the way,if you know what i mean.

Edbear
19th November 2010, 19:13
There's no fury like a woman cheated upon if you know what I mean...

Genie
19th November 2010, 19:19
hey what about a man cheated on, it happens to them as well....if you know what I mean

Edbear
19th November 2010, 19:25
Surprisingly more often than you think, too, but men tend to be less vengeful if you know what I mean...

98tls
19th November 2010, 19:25
If indeed thats true one can only hope its with her best friend:woohoo:if you know what i mean.

Edbear
19th November 2010, 19:30
Simon Dallow knows what you mean if you mean what it sounds like you mean if you know what I mean..


:blink:

Genie
19th November 2010, 19:31
Surprisingly more often than you think, too, but men tend to be less vengeful if you know what I mean...

from what I know, being vengeful is overrated and some people should just build a big bridge, life is far too short to stay angry...if you know what i mean

Edbear
19th November 2010, 19:43
While I can't imagine it happening to me I'd probably shed a tear or a bucket if you know what I mean...

98tls
19th November 2010, 19:47
No point,if nothing else life is about experiences surely,be greatful for them good or bad.Many live life and have none,if you know what i mean.

MSTRS
20th November 2010, 08:32
Having experienced ALL of the above, am I now filled with life's rich tapestry? If you know what I mean

Edbear
20th November 2010, 08:44
When it comes to life's rich tapestry I'm full of it if you know what I mean...

MSTRS
20th November 2010, 09:04
Or like the rest of us - just full of it...if you know what I mean

FJRider
20th November 2010, 09:10
Or like the rest of us - just full of it...if you know what I mean

Speak for yourself ... I'm only half full ... if you know what I mean ...

MSTRS
20th November 2010, 09:23
Or half empty...if you know what i mean

Sharry
20th November 2010, 13:57
About time I got my embroidery needles out again...if you know what I mean

FJRider
20th November 2010, 14:04
To give us the needle ??? ... if you know what I mean ...

Sharry
20th November 2010, 14:13
If you sit in front of your computor for long enough you may get pins with your needles...if you know what I mean

Edbear
20th November 2010, 18:49
Is that anything like being needled with a pin if you know what I mean?

FJRider
20th November 2010, 18:54
I'm just Exporting myself, to help with the pain ...if you know what I mean ...

Edbear
20th November 2010, 18:58
A Cody, two Morphine tabs and a nice strong coffee and I feel no pain attall if you know what I mean... :innocent:

oldrider
20th November 2010, 20:35
Lucky I was born dumb, no brain, no pain ......... if you know what I mean! :weird:

Sharry
20th November 2010, 20:47
No wonder I feel so much pain...... if you know what I mean

Edbear
20th November 2010, 22:23
Take one Cody's and two morphine tabs and call me in the morning if you know what I mean...

Genie
20th November 2010, 23:10
what is it with the birdy dance that makes some people go nuts?...if you know what i mean

MSTRS
21st November 2010, 07:32
Tis the feathers. They do strange things to interesting places. If you know what I mean.

FJRider
21st November 2010, 08:13
They can tickle your fancy ... if you know what I mean ...

oldrider
21st November 2010, 08:43
It's the pecking order that bothers me ....... if you know what I mean! :scratch:

Edbear
21st November 2010, 08:47
Is that the hen-pecked bit if you know what I mean...?:innocent:

MSTRS
21st November 2010, 10:45
I'd be more worried about the peck(er) behind me...if you know what I mean

marie_speeds
21st November 2010, 11:00
Woody? if you know what i mean

MSTRS
21st November 2010, 11:31
He wouldn't, would he? If you know what I mean

oldrider
21st November 2010, 15:35
Didn't stipulate what kind of bird, maybe it was a goose! ...... if you know what I mean! :nya:

Sharry
21st November 2010, 15:42
If I'm the bird, then you best be scared...if you know what I mean

MSTRS
21st November 2010, 16:18
Bet you're glad you're not a cow. That's what's in the oven right now.
If you know what I mean.

Edbear
21st November 2010, 16:53
I know there are a few buns in ovens if you know what I mean...

Maha
21st November 2010, 16:58
HOT BUNS ARE.........OPPS WRONG THREAD IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.:facepalm:

MSTRS
21st November 2010, 17:10
Funny how some buns cause some ovens to lose their hotness...if you know what I mean

Edbear
21st November 2010, 17:15
Them wee buns soak up all the ovens' resources for a time if you know what I mean...

Sharry
21st November 2010, 17:35
The cow better not be in the oven, it's the boys they keep for that...if you know what I mean

Maha
21st November 2010, 17:44
....and the dish ran away with the spoon if you know what I mean.

Edbear
21st November 2010, 17:47
All to the cat's fiddling if you know what I mean.

Maha
21st November 2010, 17:48
She shouldn't have on the roof in the first place if you know what I mean.

oldrider
21st November 2010, 22:21
They say that she slid off the roof and ended up in the gutter! ..... If you know what I mean! :psst:

MSTRS
22nd November 2010, 07:47
A upha...eufa...youfer...ah fuggit...another way of saying She fell from grace...if you know what I mean

Edbear
22nd November 2010, 08:02
It's a you for missim mate, and how high is Grace anyway? Is it far to fall if you know what I mean..?

MSTRS
22nd November 2010, 08:03
I know what it is, but not how far it is...if you know what I mean

Edbear
22nd November 2010, 08:09
Does one require a GPS to get there if you know what I mean..?

MSTRS
22nd November 2010, 08:19
Gravitational Pull System? If you know what I mean

Edbear
22nd November 2010, 08:37
I thought that was when all your body parts reach a certain mass and get pulled down giving that saggy, baggy appearance if you know what I mean...:shutup:

MSTRS
22nd November 2010, 08:45
You don't mean...Cooper's Droop? No, couldn't be...must have meant Brewer's...if you know what I mean

Edbear
22nd November 2010, 08:50
Coopers, Brewers, any beer will do if you know what I mean...

marie_speeds
22nd November 2010, 10:27
mmmm beer :drinkup: it's not too early in the day is it? If you know what I mean....

Genie
22nd November 2010, 19:56
BBF...if you know what I mean

Maha
22nd November 2010, 20:51
Surely you mean BOB if you know what I mean

Genie
23rd November 2010, 05:29
Surely you mean BOB if you know what I mean

no definatley mean BBF...if you know what I mean :blink:

Edbear
23rd November 2010, 16:15
Okay my mind has gone completely twisted into a pretzel trying to imagine what you're talking about, could you please clarify what you mean if you know what I mean...? :blink:

oldrider
23rd November 2010, 19:05
Okay my mind has gone completely twisted into a pretzel trying to imagine what you're talking about, could you please clarify what you mean if you know what I mean...? :blink:

Fellow pretzel Edbear, you are not alone and if truth was known it wouldn't be many short of a packet on here! ........ if you know what I mean!

I used to know a joke about "BOB" .... but BBF? Maybe she meant FFS! :scratch:

Genie
23rd November 2010, 19:12
Oh my dearest pretzels, sorry to have caused you such anguish, that would be a bit of BBF...if you know what I mean :killingme

Edbear
23rd November 2010, 19:19
I do believe someone is laughing at our expense, oldrider, if you know what I mean... :facepalm:

oldrider
23rd November 2010, 22:01
He who laughs last, laughs longest ........ if you know what I mean! :wings: :killingme :nya:

To Genie, with love! :motu:

Genie
24th November 2010, 06:06
OH my dears, no laughter here, it's a terrible bit of profanity...if you know what I mean

(such words should never be uttered from the lips of a lady)

oldrider
24th November 2010, 06:21
Profanity in the heat of the moment can be exciting to a pretzel ...... if you know what I mean! :love:

A lady can always whisper her profanity and this is considered a whisper on line ...... if you know what I mean! :shifty:

Genie
24th November 2010, 06:25
Curiousty killed the cat, satisfaction bought it back...if you know what I mean
(sssshhhh):facepalm:

Edbear
24th November 2010, 07:25
:blink: :bye: :mellow: :confused: :no: :blank: :wait: :scratch: :wacko: :cry: :crybaby: :facepalm: If you know what I mean...

MSTRS
24th November 2010, 07:35
And through it all, a little boy waits...if you know what I mean

oldrider
24th November 2010, 15:43
Oldies always used to say, all things come to those who wait, don't believe a word of it, get out there and make it happen! ...... If you know what I mean! :blip:

Edbear
24th November 2010, 15:51
First thing I'm gonna do when I get this brace off is take Jill away in the MX5 for a long weekend if you know what I mean! :yes:


(Still won't be allowed to ride for a while..:bye:)

MSTRS
24th November 2010, 16:11
(Still won't be allowed to ride for a while..

Well, that's you f.....
If you know what I mean

Genie
24th November 2010, 16:19
maybe Mrs Edbear can do all the riding then....if you know what I mean

Edbear
24th November 2010, 16:22
Well, that's you f.....
If you know what I mean


maybe Mrs Edbear can do all the riding then....if you know what I mean

The bike! I meant the bike, if you know what I mean... :facepalm:

MSTRS
24th November 2010, 16:24
Sure you did....
Cowgirls do not need spurs...if you know what I mean

Edbear
24th November 2010, 18:30
Just spurring on at times if you know what I mean...:innocent:

twinbruva
24th November 2010, 19:04
Just spurring on at times if you know what I mean...:innocent:

Should there be a 't' in 'spurring'? If you know what I mean.

Genie
24th November 2010, 19:16
The bike! I meant the bike, if you know what I mean... :facepalm:

:innocent: so did I ....if you know what I mean:facepalm:

Edbear
24th November 2010, 19:33
I'm spurred on to greater heights if you know what I mean...

Ratti
24th November 2010, 20:09
how can you tell the height? RUler by the bed? iykwim

Edbear
24th November 2010, 20:11
I believe some claimed heights are highly inflated if you know what I mean...

oldrider
24th November 2010, 20:48
Double inflation means there is a soft half inch in the middle! ...... if you know what I mean! :facepalm:

cc rider
26th November 2010, 01:10
So that's a half inch across the middle right?... if you know what I mean :blip:


I have a measuring tape if that helps ;)

MSTRS
26th November 2010, 07:35
Freudian slip? I'm sure he meant to say 'half hitch in the middle'...if you know what I mean

marie_speeds
26th November 2010, 07:35
The measure of a man's worth is the size of his ?????? if you know what I mean.LOL

MSTRS
26th November 2010, 07:45
Extension? If you know what I mean

marie_speeds
26th November 2010, 08:11
It's open to interpretation if you know what I mean :laugh:

Genie
26th November 2010, 09:08
each and every one of us has our own interpretation...if you know what I mean

Edbear
26th November 2010, 09:16
Mrs. Bear kindly gives me mine if you know what I mean...

Ronin
26th November 2010, 09:38
Twinkle Tits and fluffy bum if you know what I mean.

nadroj
26th November 2010, 11:15
Young lady could earn some quick cash - if you know what I mean

MSTRS
26th November 2010, 11:41
And how is a boy to pay his rent...if you know what I mean

oldrider
26th November 2010, 19:24
(Sigh) Time to rejoice? I have outlived many very close friends and associates, unfortunately one of them is my dick ....... if you know what I mean! :mellow:

Did you know, medicine has got it all wrong about rigor mortise! :facepalm:

Edbear
26th November 2010, 20:02
It is said, "'Tis a sad day for a woman to reach the age when men consider her charmless, but it is worse for a man to reach the age when women consider him harmless...." if you know what I mean.

cc rider
26th November 2010, 21:12
Lights off & drugs... sorted, if you know what I mean :buggerd:

FJRider
26th November 2010, 21:19
Lights off & drugs... sorted, if you know what I mean :buggerd:

Lights ON .... and "record the moment for "posterity" ... if you know what I mean ...


(good to see you on site again)

cc rider
26th November 2010, 21:31
Lights ON .... and "record the moment for "posterity" ... if you know what I mean ...


(good to see you on site again)

you mean the red light on the camera, right?... if you know what I mean



(thanks FJ :D )

FJRider
26th November 2010, 21:36
you mean the red light on the camera, right?... if you know what I mean



(thanks FJ :D )

RED light "areas" can mean so much .... if you know what I mean ...


missed ya

cc rider
26th November 2010, 21:53
RED light "areas" can mean so much .... if you know what I mean ...


missed yaRed areas can mean used so much if you know what I mean :o

Hopeful Bastard
26th November 2010, 21:56
Red areas can mean used so much if you know what I mean :o

Never take a car in the redlight area's.. Always a bike, IYKWIM

cc rider
26th November 2010, 22:03
Always take your bike seat off if you want a gud time if you know what I mean

Ghost_Bullet
26th November 2010, 22:08
For I, that not seem like a good time, if you know what I mean.

cc rider
26th November 2010, 22:17
For I, that not seem like a good time, if you know what I mean.bicycle seat my dear :blip:

Foxzee
27th November 2010, 21:29
bicycle seat my dear :blip:

Two up aye hun??????

Maha
27th November 2010, 21:42
....when one is really enough if you know what I mean.

Foxzee
27th November 2010, 21:56
....when one is really enough if you know what I mean.

PRUDE.......if you no what i mean.........:innocent:

FJRider
27th November 2010, 22:21
ONCE is never enough ... if you know what I mean ...

marie_speeds
28th November 2010, 06:48
ONCE is never enough ... if you know what I mean ...

A glutton for punishment if you know what I mean

oldrider
28th November 2010, 07:19
A glutton for punishment if you know what I mean

Gluttony is a given, differentiating between punishment and pleasure, is a bit trick for some ........ if you know what I mean! :spanking: :rolleyes:

MSTRS
28th November 2010, 09:33
Want to eat more? Or lose some weight? Use your fingers...if you know what I mean

Edbear
28th November 2010, 10:40
For counting calories, portions or plate-fulls? - either way I always get ten if you know what I mean...

hayd3n
28th November 2010, 11:45
For counting calories, portions or plate-fulls? - either way I always get ten if you know what I mean...

i have no idea what your talking about if you know what i mean

MSTRS
28th November 2010, 11:50
Neither do the Romans or bulimics....if you know what I mean

Edbear
28th November 2010, 11:53
Half the time I don't know what I mean, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

MSTRS
28th November 2010, 11:59
That sounds familiar. According to my wife. If you know what I mean

Edbear
28th November 2010, 12:06
Wives can tend to be a bit like that if you know what I mean... :yes:

MSTRS
28th November 2010, 12:42
Ah! Wives that tend. I've heard they exist...if you know what I mean

Edbear
28th November 2010, 12:51
I did have to try something a bit radical to get one, if you know what I mean... :blink:

oldrider
28th November 2010, 15:22
I did have to try something a bit radical to get one, if you know what I mean... :blink:

How did she react to that? ....... If you know what I mean? :nya:

Edbear
28th November 2010, 19:09
She wuz vewry upset and said I should stop it, if you know what I mean....

Genie
28th November 2010, 20:00
did you listen? if you know what I mean