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Edbear
28th November 2010, 20:06
Pardon? Did you say something? If you know what I mean... :innocent:
(Actually, the pain and suffering meant I had little choice if you know what I mean... :shutup:)
oldrider
28th November 2010, 21:21
Ah the old "stop it I like it" syndrome, you done good to persist, it's the man's role! ...... If you know what I mean! :apumpin:
oldrider
28th November 2010, 21:26
did you listen? if you know what I mean
Bet you hate it when they listen :psst: specially when you're saying stop it :hug: ...... if you know what I mean! :love:
Edbear
28th November 2010, 21:29
I can't say "Stop it" when she steps out of the shower, looks at me and says, "Lie down..." if you know what I mean...:shutup:
oldrider
29th November 2010, 06:26
Yep, she is obviously making things very hard for you, isn't she ....... if you know what I mean! :facepalm: :innocent: :killingme
MSTRS
29th November 2010, 08:07
Doesn't matter how difficult the situation. What is important is one's ability to rise to the occasion. If you know what I mean
Edbear
29th November 2010, 08:30
Mrs. Bear can always get a rise out of me if you know what I mean...
MSTRS
29th November 2010, 09:38
Like bread dough, when the conditions are right...if you know what I mean
Edbear
29th November 2010, 09:46
"Conditions right"? All she has to do is look at me and smile! There are no wrong conditions, if you know what I mean... :innocent:
MSTRS
29th November 2010, 10:52
Oh yes there are...if you know what I mean
oldrider
29th November 2010, 19:34
Use it wisely grasshopper, Willie Nelson said (and I stole it off him) at 75 he had outlived his dick! ........ If you know what I mean! :tugger: :oi-grr: :oi-grr: :oi-grr:
Maha
30th November 2010, 05:52
Use it wisely grasshopper, Willie Nelson said (and I stole it off him) at 75 he had outlived his dick! ........ If you know what I mean! :tugger: :oi-grr: :oi-grr: :oi-grr:
He is also, older than his teeth (but then, everyone is) if you know what I mean
Edbear
30th November 2010, 06:57
Not everyone is older than Willie's teeth are they, if you know what I mean..
MSTRS
30th November 2010, 07:36
I believe Edbear just used biting satire...if you know what I mean
Ronin
1st December 2010, 12:43
Not everyone is older than Willie's teeth are they, if you know what I mean..
Ow... Willy and teeth if you know what I mean.
oldrider
1st December 2010, 17:19
Whitemen speak with false teeth ........ if you know what I mean! :nya:
Edbear
1st December 2010, 17:37
False teeth better than forked tongue if you know what I mean...
Foxzee
1st December 2010, 20:18
False teeth better than forked tongue if you know what I mean...
Nothing like a good gummy bear...if you know what I mean:yes:
oldrider
1st December 2010, 21:18
:shit: Not a gummy Edbear! ..... if you know what I mean! :Oops:
Maha
1st December 2010, 21:38
Maybe a gummy mummy if you know what I mean.
Hopeful Bastard
2nd December 2010, 01:27
Maybe a gummy mummy if you know what I mean.
Gummy MOMmy IYKWIM...
Maha
2nd December 2010, 06:16
Those pearlys wont come out if you know what I mean.
Edbear
2nd December 2010, 06:18
We still on our originals too, if you know what I mean.
Maha
2nd December 2010, 06:23
I have $3.5K worth in there somewhere if you know what I mean.
Not false, add ons :facepalm:
oldrider
2nd December 2010, 08:25
The teeth are OK but the gums will have to go ........ if you know what I mean! :shutup:
MSTRS
2nd December 2010, 08:30
Unfinished Sweet...if you know what I mean
Edbear
2nd December 2010, 17:06
Like chewing gum on the bedpost if you know what I mean...
oldrider
2nd December 2010, 19:10
Like chewing gum on the bedpost if you know what I mean...
Does it really lose it's flavour? ....... if you know what I mean! :bleh:
cc rider
3rd December 2010, 01:21
Not if you stick it on the bedpost after chewing it... if you know what I mean
... we're talking about gum, right!?? :scratch: :blink:
I like chewing... it helps build a strong jaw... nom nom nom :corn:
... I should stop now I'm ahead aye
... wonders off to put bike seat back on :innocent:
Maha
3rd December 2010, 06:29
Lights out at 10 candles out at 11 if you know what I mean.
nadroj
3rd December 2010, 06:41
Don't you just hate it when a bit of shit gets in the way of a good fart - if you know what I mean!
yungatart
3rd December 2010, 06:59
Aaah, the old fart with lumps thing, eh?
No idea what you are talking about...if you know what I mean
MSTRS
3rd December 2010, 07:40
Sort of "Gosh, I don't remember eating that"...if you know what I mean
oldrider
3rd December 2010, 18:15
And here I was, thinking that mistrust of farts was age related! ...... if you know what I mean! :Oops:
yungatart
3rd December 2010, 20:17
It is...I'm old...if you know what I mean....
MSTRS
4th December 2010, 07:51
Don't you mean "Matured to perfection" ?...if you know what I mean
nadroj
4th December 2010, 09:27
Some people just grease - if you know what I mean
Edbear
4th December 2010, 09:39
If you really want a bite, say "You're matured to perfection like a fine cheese!" if you know what I mean...:innocent:
MSTRS
4th December 2010, 10:51
I think I'd be 'for it' if I called her The Old Cheese...if you know what I mean
Edbear
4th December 2010, 19:47
I looked upon her this morning when she woke up and told her she had the body of a woman half her age.... She wanted to know who, if you know what I mean...:blink:
BMWST?
4th December 2010, 22:45
dr who IYKWIM
oldrider
4th December 2010, 23:12
Have Tardis, will travel ....... if you know what I mean! :mellow:
Ratti
5th December 2010, 16:19
have broken bike..can't travel:bye: iykwim
4 bikes and not one of them going..shit
Edbear
5th December 2010, 17:13
Bike's fine, body not so fine... can't ride either, if you know what I mean... :bye:
(You'll have to get at least one going, weather's fabulous!)
oldrider
5th December 2010, 22:05
have broken bike..can't travel:bye: iykwim
4 bikes and not one of them going..shit
oldrider have broken heart, can't travel either! ...... if you know what I mean! :facepalm:
4 dykes and not one of them bonks ...... :shit:
Edbear
6th December 2010, 09:10
oldrider have broken heart, can't travel either! ...... if you know what I mean! :facepalm:
4 dykes and not one of them bonks ...... :shit:
How heartbreaking if you know what I mean...:bye:
Genie
6th December 2010, 14:44
oldrider have broken heart, can't travel either! ...... if you know what I mean! :facepalm:
4 dykes and not one of them bonks ...... :shit:
oh dear...if you know what I mean...xxx.
Ratti
6th December 2010, 17:21
well Im not in that category Oldie...iykwim :whistle:
Can I borrow your bike Ed?
Edbear
6th December 2010, 17:48
well Im not in that category Oldie...iykwim :whistle:
Can I borrow your bike Ed?
Sure, it just needs reg/WoF and a service and you're away, if you know what I mean... :innocent:
Ratti
6th December 2010, 19:20
:done: on my way Ed, coffee, milk no sugar, be there in O.. 12 hours or so. IYKWIM
Edbear
6th December 2010, 19:32
:done: on my way Ed, coffee, milk no sugar, be there in O.. 12 hours or so. IYKWIM
MMmmmm... Lessee now, reg. $591.54, WoF, say, $35.00, service at 27,000km about $300... coffee, with milk... I could be on a win here... how far did you want to ride it, if you know what I mean...? :innocent:
Ratti
6th December 2010, 19:42
at least as far as Welly.iykwim
maybe for the summer?
Edbear
6th December 2010, 19:46
at least as far as Welly.iykwim
maybe for the summer?
Hmmmm... suspect I may be getting a bit out of my depth here, if you know what I mean... :shutup:
Ratti
6th December 2010, 20:13
aaah, a rare beast..man who knows his limits. iykwim
Edbear
6th December 2010, 20:31
aaah, a rare beast..man who knows his limits. iykwim
Well, after 33 years of marriage, if a man doesn't know his limitations by now... if you know what I mean...:shutup:
Ratti
6th December 2010, 20:49
Your lovely Mrs Bear is a fortunate lady. and I KNOW she knows what I mean.
iykwim
are you still red blinging people for not putting that bit on? I note you have us well trained these days.
Edbear
6th December 2010, 20:54
Your lovely Mrs Bear is a fortunate lady. and I KNOW she knows what I mean.
iykwim
are you still red blinging people for not putting that bit on? I note you have us well trained these days.
Mrs. Bear is lovely! She's sweet and beautiful... :love: (okay I'll stop now...)... But I've never red-blinged anyone and never would, you must have me mistaken for another, if you know what I mean...
Ratti
6th December 2010, 20:54
oldrider have broken heart, can't travel either! ...... if you know what I mean! :facepalm: [/SIZE]
just for you Oldie. http://www.bronzwellington.org.nz/gallery/1012/bronz-wellington-inc-annual-charity-ride-saturday-4th-december-2010/ pix 41,50,54 and 55 . The tail is detachable and doubles as a whip. IYKWIM
Maha
6th December 2010, 21:15
just for you Oldie. http://www.bronzwellington.org.nz/gallery/1012/bronz-wellington-inc-annual-charity-ride-saturday-4th-december-2010/ pix 41,50,54 and 55 . The tail is detachable and doubles as a whip. IYKWIM
Pic 8 looks a bit dodgy if you know what I mean.
oldrider
6th December 2010, 23:17
just for you Oldie. http://www.bronzwellington.org.nz/gallery/1012/bronz-wellington-inc-annual-charity-ride-saturday-4th-december-2010/ pix 41,50,54 and 55 . The tail is detachable and doubles as a whip. IYKWIM
(sigh) All better now, the Ratti healing machine acts in mysterious ways ......... if you know what I mean! :shifty: :rolleyes: :banana:
Ratti
7th December 2010, 19:33
Pic 8 looks a bit dodgy if you know what I mean.
what ever rocks your boat:sick:..but maybe not in public eh:facepalm:? iykwim
Edbear
7th December 2010, 19:39
Layby's and rest areas are not always the best choice either if you know what I mean... DAMHIK... :shutup:
Genie
8th December 2010, 06:24
rest areas....:killingme - if you know what I mean:gob:
oldrider
8th December 2010, 06:57
OK Edbear :confused: DAMHIK? ......If you know what I mean! :o
Genie
8th December 2010, 16:38
and the story continues...if you know what I mean
Edbear
8th December 2010, 16:52
Especially in a Nissan Pulsar if you know what I mean...
MSTRS
8th December 2010, 17:09
Cos they take a while to get there?...if you know what I mean
Edbear
8th December 2010, 17:50
Mine's red and goes faster if you know what I mean...
oldrider
8th December 2010, 19:55
Mine's red and goes faster if you know what I mean...
I heard it as, yours is red and needs a plaster! :doctor: ........ if you know what I mean!
Edbear
8th December 2010, 20:08
Too much red and you're plastered if you know what I mean..
Maha
8th December 2010, 20:46
Better than being hammered, that bloody well hurts if you know what I mean.
oldrider
8th December 2010, 21:56
Better than being hammered, that bloody well hurts if you know what I mean.
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, hammer all night long! :drinkup: .......... If you know what I mean! :bash:
Edbear
9th December 2010, 06:07
Just make certain which nail you're hammering if you know what I mean... :sick:
yungatart
9th December 2010, 06:45
...and ensure you have the right size hammer for the job, if you kow what I mean....
MSTRS
9th December 2010, 07:57
So, let's see if I have this right...
Getting hammered is just as important as getting nailed? If you know what I mean.
oldrider
9th December 2010, 08:17
I won't knock it but I see your point ...... if you know what I mean! :yes:
MSTRS
9th December 2010, 08:27
And here was me thinking 'my point' was safely hidden from prying eyes...if you know what I mean
Edbear
9th December 2010, 09:13
Getting hammered doesn't improve your chances of getting nailed if you know what I mean...
MSTRS
9th December 2010, 09:23
Depends on whether one is the nailer or nailee...if you know what I mean
Toaster
9th December 2010, 11:45
Screwed, if you know what I mean.
Maha
9th December 2010, 12:02
Slowly, if you know what I mean.
MSTRS
9th December 2010, 12:52
Once more, with feeling...if you know what I mean
Genie
9th December 2010, 14:04
all this talk of getting hammered, getting nailed and then being screwed, sure has whetted my appetite if you know what I mean:yes:
MSTRS
9th December 2010, 14:25
Whet is good, so I've been told...if you know what I mean
Genie
9th December 2010, 14:33
Whet and wet...if you know what I mean
MSTRS
9th December 2010, 14:34
http://www.coolfunnyshirts.com/ImageBank/ThumbSlipperyWhenWet-White.png
...if you know what I mean
oldrider
9th December 2010, 15:51
Wet stuff, K-Y or Silk! (Substitutes for wet!) :finger: etc! ....... if you know what I mean!
Ghost_Bullet
9th December 2010, 15:52
banana's if you know what I mean
Maha
9th December 2010, 16:20
Banana = Passionfruit if you knw what I mean.
Ghost_Bullet
9th December 2010, 16:24
passion is a fashion if you know what I mean
Genie
9th December 2010, 17:16
passion is somewhat out of fashion of late...if you know what I mean
Maha
9th December 2010, 17:45
He was a dedicated follower of fashion if you know what I mean.
oldrider
9th December 2010, 18:11
passion is somewhat out of fashion of late...if you know what I mean
Passion is still in fashion, maybe it's just the ration of passion that's out of fashion! :confused: ........ If you know what I mean! :blink:
oldrider
9th December 2010, 18:14
He was a dedicated follower of fashion if you know what I mean.
Hey,follow me, you go first! ...... If you know what I mean! :scratch:
Ghost_Bullet
9th December 2010, 18:44
Follow? down to the hollow, if you know what I mean
Hitcher
9th December 2010, 19:12
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood, if you know what I mean.
Maha
9th December 2010, 19:14
120/80 if you know what I mean.
Genie
9th December 2010, 19:15
there's much passion down in the hollow...if you know what I mean:woohoo:
Ghost_Bullet
9th December 2010, 19:25
dining out can be a passion if you kow what I mean
Genie
9th December 2010, 19:27
dining in is even better...if you know what I mean
Ratti
9th December 2010, 19:30
just as long as i dont have to do the dishes. IYKWIM
Maha
9th December 2010, 19:31
...or lick the pot if you know what I mean.
Ratti
9th December 2010, 19:50
i know where there is a pot that needs licking..a honey pot that is. iykwim
Bald Eagle
9th December 2010, 19:57
mmmmmmaybe i'll have that for desert.... iykwim
Ratti
9th December 2010, 20:49
sure thing Paul, one honey sandwich for the chap with his arm in a cast. iykwim
Coldrider
9th December 2010, 21:50
the proof of the pudding is in the eating, if you know what I mean
Genie
10th December 2010, 06:14
I've always loved eating dessert...if you know what I mean
MSTRS
10th December 2010, 07:37
(A) Loving Spoonful...if you know what I mean
oldrider
10th December 2010, 08:54
It has been said in life, that it is better to give than receive? That is the question, who knows the answer? ...... if you know what I mean! :confused:
Mom
10th December 2010, 09:12
It has been said in life, that it is better to give than receive? That is the question, who knows the answer? ...... if you know what I mean! :confused:
It is possible to give and receive at the same time if you know what I mean.
MSTRS
10th December 2010, 10:41
My mind (down, damn you!) may be overloading...if you know what I mean
Edbear
10th December 2010, 13:02
Careful, you'll blow a foofoo valve if you know what I mean.
MSTRS
10th December 2010, 13:08
Urban myth. It's the blow-off valve one must worry about...if you know what I mean
Edbear
10th December 2010, 13:16
My blow-off valve works perfectly if you know what I mean... :yes:
MSTRS
10th December 2010, 13:19
That might depend on who's telling the story...if you know what I mean
Edbear
10th December 2010, 13:24
Me and Mrs. Bear tell each other stories if you know what I mean...
MSTRS
10th December 2010, 15:00
*fingers in ears* Lah! Lah! Lah! - if you know what I mean
yungatart
10th December 2010, 15:09
Happy thoughts, happy thoughts...if you know what I mean....
Maha
10th December 2010, 15:13
Edbear going hard ewwwwwwwww if you know what I mean.
Edbear
10th December 2010, 18:14
After seven months of bracing inactivity one needs to harden up if you know what I mean...
Genie
10th December 2010, 18:33
best that one braces oneself for an onslaught then....if you know what I mean
oldrider
10th December 2010, 22:27
Belts "and" braces when kicking the traces ....... if you know what I mean! :wari: :drinknsin
MSTRS
11th December 2010, 07:56
Brace is another word for two...if you know what I mean
Edbear
11th December 2010, 08:01
Is that where the term "embracing" comes from if you know what I mean....?
oldrider
12th December 2010, 22:46
Embracing the thread, it's wilting a little, can't let it die! ...... if you know what I mean! :oi-grr: (Note:***** five star thread now)
Maha
13th December 2010, 05:58
The Titanic was 5 star if you know what I mean.
oldrider
13th December 2010, 06:23
Well it would still be afloat if it wasn't driven by dipsticks! (Sigh, is there a subliminal message there!) ........ If you know what I mean! :facepalm:
Genie
13th December 2010, 06:24
This has lastes far longer than any old unsinkable ship, and as the song sung, our heart will go on....if you know what I mean
Genie
13th December 2010, 06:24
Well it would still be afloat if it wasn't driven by dipsticks! (Sigh, is there a subliminal message there!) ........ If you know what I mean! :facepalm:
oh you mean those men with short-dick syndrome...if you know what I mean
MSTRS
13th December 2010, 07:29
You mean that even if the bottom can't be reached, it is still there? If you know what I mean...
Edbear
13th December 2010, 10:26
I can still reach my bottom when absolutely necessary if you know what I mean...
Maha
13th December 2010, 13:43
I could to Ed but, do I really want to?.. if you know what I mean
Hitcher
13th December 2010, 18:01
Hapuku is the Maori word for Groper, if you know what I mean.
Edbear
13th December 2010, 18:13
So Hapuku is when you reach for her bottom if you know what I mean...
oldrider
13th December 2010, 21:55
"Fuck off" is the response when you reach for her bottom ...... if you know what I mean! :killingme
Edbear
14th December 2010, 07:28
Depends upon who owns the bottom, if you know what I mean... :whistle:
MSTRS
14th December 2010, 07:34
And has that claim of ownership been tested in a court of law...if you know what I mean
oldrider
14th December 2010, 07:45
Depends upon who owns the bottom, if you know what I mean... :whistle:
Ed and Jill went up the hill to fetch etc ....... if you know what I mean! :love:
Naughty old Ed lost his head got Jill in bed and now they've got a daughter! :facepalm:
Edbear
14th December 2010, 07:52
And has that claim of ownership been tested in a court of law...if you know what I mean
Could be if the owner of said bottom is feeling testy if you know what I mean.. :yes:
Edbear
14th December 2010, 07:54
Ed and Jill went up the hill to fetch etc ....... if you know what I mean! :love:
Naughty old Ed lost his head got Jill in bed and now they've got a daughter! :facepalm:
And despite exercising valiant restraint wound up with 2 daughters and a son if you know what I mean... :blink:
MSTRS
14th December 2010, 08:09
So - the restraints worked well...if you know what I mean
oldrider
14th December 2010, 08:21
Obviously where the adage "bottoms up" eventuated! ....... If you know what I mean! :gob:
Genie
14th December 2010, 09:11
I always thought that was to do with drinking ... if you know what I mean
MSTRS
14th December 2010, 09:42
Certainly can be...if you know what I mean
Edbear
14th December 2010, 09:54
Drink to me only with thine eyes,
And I will pledge with mine;
Or leave a kiss within the cup
And I'll not ask for wine.
The thirst that from the soul doth rise
Doth ask a drink divine;
But might I of Jove's nectar sup,
I would not change for thine... if you know what I mean...
MSTRS
14th December 2010, 10:03
Bit early to be in your cups, young Ed...if you know what I mean
MSTRS
14th December 2010, 11:39
Sure sounds like someone has been getting into the Christmas spirit...if you know what I meaN
Ratti
14th December 2010, 11:45
Christmas spirit? Make mine Bourbon...big one,straight, on the rocks. iykwim
Edbear
14th December 2010, 11:50
That could make one Rattled if you know what I mean.. :shutup:
Maha
14th December 2010, 13:34
I like stuffing the Turkey if you know what I mean.
Edbear
14th December 2010, 13:58
What, with Bourbon? IYKWIM :blink:
Genie
14th December 2010, 18:00
Bugga, no bourbon in the house, only vodka and wine....I so don't like being Miss Understood...if you know what I mean
Edbear
14th December 2010, 18:14
Well we can't call you Miss Understated if you know what I mean... :innocent:
Genie
14th December 2010, 18:16
over-rated...if you know what I mean :killingme
Edbear
14th December 2010, 18:37
And you're hardly Miss Erable either if you know what I mean... :laugh:
oldrider
14th December 2010, 20:21
Drink to me only with thine eyes,
And I will pledge with mine;
Or leave a kiss within the cup
And I'll not ask for wine.
The thirst that from the soul doth rise
Doth ask a drink divine;
But might I of Jove's nectar sup,
I would not change for thine... if you know what I mean...
Bloody hell Edbear, you are easing my closet door, I think I got a tingle from that touching little ditty! .... If you know what I mean! :lol:
Edbear
14th December 2010, 20:25
:gob: Methinks a wee whisper in the delicate ear of Mrs. OR is on order if you know what I mean... :facepalm:
oldrider
14th December 2010, 20:25
over-rated...if you know what I mean :killingme
Thank you Genie for the resurrection (Think about that!) .... If you know what I mean! :done:
Genie
15th December 2010, 06:02
And you're hardly Miss Erable either if you know what I mean... :laugh:
Would and could never be MIss Erable for very long, why would one? If you know what I mean :woohoo:
Maha
15th December 2010, 06:27
Did I read right? Miss edible? if you know what I mean.
MSTRS
15th December 2010, 07:25
She sure aint Miss Anthrope...if you know what I mean
Edbear
15th December 2010, 07:36
And definitely not Miss Sogeny either, if you know what I mean...
Edbear
15th December 2010, 07:38
Did I read right? Miss edible? if you know what I mean.
Ah, the story untold between the lines is truer than the lines that tell the story, if you know what I mean...
MSTRS
15th December 2010, 07:49
Reading between the lines, she is no Miss Take...if you know what I mean
Genie
15th December 2010, 08:14
and today she be MissGoingfastchick...if you know what I mean:scooter:
MSTRS
15th December 2010, 08:26
Einstein's Theory says that fast is relative...if you know what I mean.
Genie
15th December 2010, 08:30
yep, he's right and I'm rather relative to the feeling of going fast...if you know what I mean
(though on my wee beast fast is not fast at all)
MSTRS
15th December 2010, 08:38
Everyone knows the red ones are faster...if you know what I mean
Edbear
15th December 2010, 08:53
Yup but fast is all relative when your "red one" is a Nissan Pulsar auto if you know what I mean... :yes:
MSTRS
15th December 2010, 09:39
Only compared to Nissan Pulsar autos of other colours...if you know what I mean
Genie
15th December 2010, 17:12
Haha, I'll raise you a red nissan pulsar with a blue and silver nissan serena...both are shitters...if you know what i mean :killingme
Edbear
15th December 2010, 18:54
You'll hurt my car's feelings! :shit: It's been the mostest reliable and cheap-to-own car we've ever had, and we bought it new in March '99. :sunny: Probably never sell it if you know what I mean... :love:
Maha
15th December 2010, 18:59
What the feck is wrong with some humans these days if you know what I mean.
Edbear
15th December 2010, 19:03
Some humans are less than human if you know what I mean...
Genie
15th December 2010, 19:36
If one is less than human, then one is what? If you know what I mean
Edbear
15th December 2010, 19:41
Humans are like onions, with many layers if you know what I mean.
Genie
15th December 2010, 19:49
I'd prefer chocolate layer cake...if you know what I mean
Ghost_Bullet
15th December 2010, 20:23
When its cold layers are real good, if you know what I mean
Foxzee
15th December 2010, 20:25
When its cold layers are real good, if you know what I mean
Lots of feathers.......iynwim
Edbear
15th December 2010, 20:43
Layer's, feathers, is this a chook farm we're talking about if you know what I mean?:blink:
oldrider
15th December 2010, 22:06
Humans are like onions, with many layers if you know what I mean.
Keep up Edbear, Ogre's are like onions, not bloody humans! :facepalm: .... if you know what :sick: (Shrek) means!
Genie
16th December 2010, 06:05
Layer's, feathers, is this a chook farm we're talking about if you know what I mean?:blink:
GB has a turkey frarm...if you know what I mean :lol:
Edbear
16th December 2010, 06:35
Keep up Edbear, Ogre's are like onions, not bloody humans! :facepalm: .... if you know what :sick: (Shrek) means!
Some humans can resemble Ogre's if you know what I mean... :innocent:
Edbear
16th December 2010, 06:37
GB has a turkey frarm...if you know what I mean :lol:
A flock of old gobblers, if you know what I mean.. :yes:
Genie
16th December 2010, 06:39
most certainly is/are...if you know what I mean
Ghost_Bullet
16th December 2010, 07:44
merry christmas, if you know what I mean
MSTRS
16th December 2010, 07:45
Is my watch slow? If you know what I mean
Edbear
16th December 2010, 09:19
Maybe he's got a red one if you know what I mean...
Foxzee
16th December 2010, 10:59
No it will be one of those Parallel Import ones....if you know what I mean
Edbear
16th December 2010, 11:04
They're always premature if you know what I mean
MSTRS
16th December 2010, 11:23
Quick to leave the shelves...if you know what I mean
Foxzee
16th December 2010, 12:10
Some might call that a bargin...iykwim
Eyegasm
16th December 2010, 12:27
Speaking of bargains, don't let your friends buy bike gear related birthday gifts, If you know what I mean.
oldrider
17th December 2010, 07:38
Hey! Seasons greetings everyone! .... If you know what I mean! :banana:
Maha
17th December 2010, 10:21
No, you'll have to explain that one sorry john if you know what I mean.
oldrider
17th December 2010, 10:26
I still believe in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy .... if you know what I mean! :mellow:
Maha
17th December 2010, 10:48
The Easter bunny is female right :confused: if you know what I mean.
MSTRS
17th December 2010, 12:06
Is - if you believe Hugh Hefner...if you know what I mean
Edbear
17th December 2010, 12:13
Hugh Hefner is unbelievable if you know what I mean...
MSTRS
17th December 2010, 12:16
Never trust a man in a smoking jacket, with a bird on each knee...if you know what I mean
Edbear
17th December 2010, 16:29
If your jacket's smoking you're probably on fire if you know what I mean...
u4ea
17th December 2010, 19:52
Some would moan if you peeeed on them to put it out....if you know what I mean..:facepalm::blink:
Coldrider
17th December 2010, 21:27
Hugh Hefner is unbelievable if you know what I mean...The older the stag, the harder the horn.....many a good tune is played on an old fiddle, iukwim
oldrider
17th December 2010, 21:57
The older the stag, the harder the horn.....many a good tune is played on an old fiddle, iukwim
Ahh-hmmm, I rest my case! ...... If you know what I mean! :whistle:
MSTRS
18th December 2010, 08:05
So you have a case, not a package, but you still need to rest it? If you know what I mean.
Genie
18th December 2010, 08:09
I've got me a case, a case of not enough time to ride...if you know what I mean
FJRider
18th December 2010, 09:03
I've got me a case of plenty of time ... plenty of places ... just the deciding which place ... if you know what I mean ...
Edbear
18th December 2010, 09:37
I've got the case, the bike, the time, the places and now a Titanium steel backbone! Soon as I've got the muscles back, watch me ride, if you know what I mean... :scooter:
oldrider
18th December 2010, 13:19
Will a "case in point" suffice? ..... if you know what I mean! :confused:
:psst: Any truth in the rumour that Ed has a reconstructed $10,000,000,000:00 V8 powered penis too? :rolleyes:
Edbear
18th December 2010, 13:34
Suffice to say Mrs. Bear is a happily married woman, case in point, if you know what I mean... :innocent:
Maha
18th December 2010, 14:50
Case in point, nice bit of smoked mutton ham in da house if you know what I mean.
oldrider
18th December 2010, 15:39
Suffice to say Mrs. Bear is a happily married woman, case in point, if you know what I mean... :innocent:
At last a taxpayer funded success story! ..... If you know what I mean! :wings:
Mrs O/r tells me she is happy with hers, even without the tacks! :whistle:
Maha
20th December 2010, 15:02
Son of a Bitch! where does the money go if you know what I mean.
Edbear
20th December 2010, 16:54
A few hundred thousand has gone into saving my life and giving me a backbone if you know what I mean... :innocent:
Maha
20th December 2010, 17:51
Glad I could help if you know what I mean......:woohoo:
Ghost_Bullet
20th December 2010, 21:10
I'll have a second helping, if you know what I mean
98tls
20th December 2010, 21:14
if it be Donkey shank you speak of count me in Sir if you know what i mean.
Ghost_Bullet
20th December 2010, 21:27
Skanky donky shank, especially when lanky mmmmmm if you know what I mean!!!
Maha
20th December 2010, 22:17
Add a little brown sugar and you have the perfect porridge if you know what I mean.
MSTRS
21st December 2010, 07:53
Never been a fan of porridge...if you know what I mean
Edbear
21st December 2010, 08:01
Ronnie Barker made it funny, if you know what I mean...
oldrider
21st December 2010, 08:20
Then there were two Ronnie's did that make it twice as funny? ....... If you know what I mean! :mellow:
MSTRS
21st December 2010, 08:22
Only one of them was funny...if you know what I mean
Maha
21st December 2010, 12:56
And the other one was short if you know what I mean.
MSTRS
21st December 2010, 13:45
Hynyh! Hynyh! ...and that's all from him. If you know what I mean
Edbear
21st December 2010, 13:49
That's all from both of them now they've carked it if you know what I mean...
MSTRS
21st December 2010, 13:54
So Charley Farley has (re)teamed up with Piggy Malone...if you know what I mean.
Edbear
21st December 2010, 14:00
A sad loss of real talent, may they RIP if you know what I mean...
Foxzee
21st December 2010, 14:03
Talent, they had talent, ahhh must have been to young to appreciate it...if you know what I mean
Edbear
21st December 2010, 14:05
Guess you hadda be there, bit like Syd James and the Carry On team, they were for their time if you know what I mean...
MSTRS
21st December 2010, 14:09
Just so those johnny-come-latelies know what we mean...if you know what I mean
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Foxzee
21st December 2010, 14:12
LOL...Ed ya got me...I had to google those ones....if you know what I mean
Edbear
21st December 2010, 14:14
LOL...Ed ya got me...I had to google those ones....if you know what I mean
Comes with the grey hair and wrinkles if you know what I mean... :bye:
MSTRS
21st December 2010, 14:17
Grecian 2000 and viagra fix both of those problems...if you know what I mean
Edbear
21st December 2010, 14:21
Grecian 2000 and viagra fix both of those problems...if you know what I mean
I can't bling you twice in a row! I keep the grey 'cause I earned every one of them the hard way and Mrs. Bear is a very effective natural substitute for viagra if you know what I mean... :innocent:
yungatart
21st December 2010, 14:28
Does she know what you say about her though...if you know what I mean
Foxzee
21st December 2010, 14:31
I can't bling you twice in a row! I keep the grey 'cause I earned every one of them the hard way ... :innocent:
I bet you did....lol:gob:....if you know what I mean
Edbear
21st December 2010, 14:40
Does she know what you say about her though...if you know what I mean
I bet you did....lol:gob:....if you know what I mean
I keep telling her how hot she is... Her smile works a lot faster than any drug could if you know what I mean...
oldrider
21st December 2010, 15:32
Tell her that her "secret admirer" needs a smile fix! ....... If you know what I mean! :eek: :D
Edbear
21st December 2010, 15:48
Tell her that her "secret admirer" needs a smile fix! ....... If you know what I mean! :eek: :D
Hmmmm will this do, if you know what I mean...?
Foxzee
21st December 2010, 15:52
Hmmmmm Oldrider has been gone awhile......I think you may have forgotten to include the "deflate" button Ed......if you know what I mean:facepalm:
oldrider
21st December 2010, 17:39
All better now! :wings: Oops: .......... If you know what I mean! :lol:
Maha
21st December 2010, 19:26
You must know CPR John if you know what I mean.
oldrider
21st December 2010, 22:45
You must know CPR John if you know what I mean.
You hum it and I'll play it ...... if you know what I mean! :violin:
Ratti
22nd December 2010, 06:52
Do you play with rats Oldie? iykwim
Genie
22nd December 2010, 08:47
I so do not like this time of year, spare a thought for those less fortunate...if you know what I mean
Edbear
22nd December 2010, 08:49
And the poor unfortunates like the Ambo's, Police, Emergency depts., Welfare Officers who have to deal with the results of this time of the year, if you know what I mean... :bye:
oldrider
22nd December 2010, 09:39
Do you play with rats Oldie? iykwim
Play it (rat-singular) like it was a dainty little delicate mouse! ...... If you know what I mean! :violin:
Coldrider
22nd December 2010, 20:31
Play it (rat-singular) like it was a dainty little delicate mouse! ...... If you know what I mean! :violin:play it again sam, for the 6000th post, iykwim
nadroj
22nd December 2010, 20:49
One too early - if you know what I mean!
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