If You Know What I Mean

[Maha]

Prize has been sent, leave the key under the mat please, if you know what I mean.

[Scorp]

If it's anything like Paris Hilton's (http://www.osoblog.tv/2010/02/paris_hilton_left_key_under_th.html) 'key under the mat' prize, then sweet! If you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Does that come with antibiotics...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

OMG! I just used my 'get out of jail free' card, if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

out is better than in, if you know what I mean.

(or is it the other way around?)

[Maha]

In this particular case, its out and over but had the sweats up for about 15 mins! if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

Had you scared stupid did she? if you know what i mean

[Maha]

Alas, no.....I done a naughty thing on another website, which is not like me at all if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

The Interwebs a dangerous place if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Alas, no.....I done a naughty thing on another website, which is not like me at all if you know what I mean.

post the link....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

The Interwebs a dangerous place if you know what I mean

oh yes....if you go out in the web today, you're sure of a big surprise.....if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

Maha= Naughty? naaah, couldnt be true, if you know what I mean


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[Maha]

Hell no, theres one or two pricks on here that may dob me in....if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

out is better than in, if you know what I mean.

(or is it the other way around?)

I find a combination of both the best, if you know what I mean

[diggyduo]

dodgy(er) post....left myself logged on unattended...if you now what i mean

[Genie]

Hell no, theres one or two pricks on here that may dob me in....if you know what I mean.

only one or two pricks? Think you might be wrong there, I'd say there's lots of pricks on KB.....if you know what I mean :lol:

[Ratti]

Surely only the creme d'la creme of the motorcycling community partake of this forum, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

"creme d'la creme of the motorcycling community", you make them all sound like faggots....if you know what I mean and they still have pricks

[Ratti]

Where do you think the 'creme' comes from Kitten? I fyou know what I mean

[Genie]

oh dear, I think my brain slipped a gear there, was not on that wave length at all, my mind wasn't in the bedroom!!

haha, just read that oral sex can cause cancer????:gob:

I suppose it was only a matter of time......if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

yeah, but what a way to go, IYKWIM

[Genie]

page '69', it's gonna be a good one.....if you know what I mean :gob:

[slofox]

69. Yeah. Good number - if you can get it...IYKWIM

[Mom]

About how old I feel on what I imagine a bad day might feel like being 69. Drug side effects suck if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

but 69 is not old.....sorry to hear those drugs are making you feel not you normal happy cheerful self.....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Try some roofies. You won't remember feeling yuck...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Those guys that install iron or tiles to the upper part of your house? if you knw what I mean

[MSTRS]

Not exactly. But often install something...if you know what I mean

[Hitcher]

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori, if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

There's nothing soft/quiet or decorous in this thread...if you know what I mean

[Pussy]

page '69', it's gonna be a good one.....if you know what I mean :gob:

Very similar to "181", if you know what I mean.

[Hitcher]

It's only page 26 on my system, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

then you have along wait before you get a 69...if you know what I mean :lol:

[Genie]

Very similar to "181", if you know what I mean.

yeeeha, something to look forward to....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Very similar to "181", if you know what I mean.

Or....that Old Chinese fulla Tu Kan Chu, if you know what I mean.

[Pussy]

Or....that Old Chinese fulla Tu Kan Chu, if you know what I mean.

Go out for a nice meal at the Kun Ton Tung cafe... if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Go out for a nice meal at the Kun Ton Tung cafe... if you know what I mean...

One item on the menu put me off..Cum of Sum Yong Gy....:sick: if you know what I mean.

[fridayflash]

out for all that i can get...if you know what i mean

[tate35]

I'm dirty, mean and might unclean...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

dirty and mean sounds kinda supreme, but unclean....YUK, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Too much cheese on ole' taco if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

will you go back to work....that is just plain down right disgusting.......if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Yes it is disgusting and I apologies on Jim Carey's behalf if you know what I mean

[Genie]

never liked his humour, think he's a bit of an idiot, target audience of under 12, my kids love him...if you know what i mean

[FJRider]

or mental age of under 12 ...if you know what I mean ...

[Maha]

Come on! that slinky scene is a classic if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

oh we all love a bit of slinky....if you know what I mean

[Scorp]

Is that pinky slinky or kinky slinky? if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

slinkly milinky....some pal of that little shaggy black dog...if you know what I mean

[Scorp]

slinkly milinky....some pal of that little shaggy black dog...if you know what I mean
Hey Genie, what's that pussy doing to that cock in your avatar? If you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Hey Scorp...that Pussy is ridng a cock, hanging on for dear life too, if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Some pussys need to hang on tight ... if you know what I mean ...

[Genie]

pussy need lots and lots of things.....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Ooh Wakka Doo wakka day , I picked a needle up with one hand if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

Ooh Wakka Doo wakka day , I picked a needle up with one hand if you know what I mean.

Both hands requires bending over further if you know what i mean

[cc rider]

Bending over with no hands is a talent... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

bending over with no legs is even more so....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Bending over fullstop, can be a talent (or dangerous)...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Honda riders/owners bend over backwards, if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

And enjoy it, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Mom says it's dammed inconvenient (not to mention frustrating) when not even your knees will bend, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I know what you mean, I have seen them, that txt joke was bloody funny, if you know what I mean.

[Morcs]

But it works equally well if you lie flat on your face, if you know what i mean.

[Fatt Max]

KB'rs are a bunch of good bastards, especially when you are in a pickle and need a cheer up, if you know what I mean......

[FJRider]

Bending over with no hands is a talent... if you know what I mean

I believe it's all in the giving, better to give than recieve :innocent: ... if you know what I mean ...

[Maha]

You dont own a Honda do you FJ? if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

You would know if I did ... if you know what I mean ...

[Maha]

I see I see I see I seeeeeeeeeeeeeee:blip: if you knw what I mean.

[FJRider]

I see you have your hands busy anyway ... if you know what I mean ...

[Morcs]

Busy doing inappropriate things, if you know what i mean

[Maha]

Is listening to Vonda Shepard inappropriate (thats a funny looking word aint it?) if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Who the fuck is Vonda? ......................not going there if you know what I mean

[Bikemad]

i vonda veer zee veed eez..................if you know what i mean

[Maha]

Vonda and Robert? b-e-a-utiful Duet they sing together if you know what I mean.

Musical interlude for those who have never heard of Vonda Shepard.

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[Genie]

i dont' want to listen to some shit box crap duet.....if you know what I mean


(excuse me, i just need slapping lol)

[Bikemad]

i dont' want to listen to some shit box crap duet.....if you know what I mean


(excuse me, i just need slapping lol)
what about a crap box shit duet............if you know what i mean

[Genie]

ummmm, what is this crap box you be talking about?????

duets....ahhh, heard one once, ummmm, Peter Gabriel and Kate Bush, that one got me, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

what about a crap box shit duet............if you know what i mean

Twin long-drops .....if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

hey fuck, that is funny, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

ummmm, what is this crap box you be talking about?????

duets....ahhh, heard one once, ummmm, Peter Gabriel and Kate Bush, that one got me, if you know what I mean

Dont give up, if you know what I mean....

[huff3r]

Dont give up, if you know what I mean....

Do give up, else we'll have to make you surrender if you know what i mean

[allycatz]

Bend over an assume the position, if you know what I mean!

[huff3r]

Bend over an assume the position, if you know what I mean!

Never heard that from a woman before if you know what i mean :lol:

[allycatz]

Never heard that from a woman before if you know what i mean :lol:

A women isn't always a lady, if ya know what I mean!

[huff3r]

A women isn't always a lady, if ya know what I mean!

They are more fun when they arent if you know what i mean

[Genie]

what's that old saying... A lady in the lounge, a chef in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom....if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

I don't know what you mean ... if you know what I mean ...

[Genie]

Every Mans dream, so I hear, if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Having a whore in the kitchen can be fun too ... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

apparently, sex begins in the kitchen....if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Entree's on the kitchen table is normal ... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Entree's on the kitchen table is normal ... if you know what I mean

Yes, dipped the ole' prawn in the mornay there once or twice before....if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

a King prawn ... or was it a shrimp ... if you know what I mean

[Iggy]

not tonite honey I have a headache......if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Give her breakfast in bed ... if you know what I mean

[allycatz]

Fart and give us a clue, if you know what I mean!

[Maha]

Give her breakfast in bed ... if you know what I mean

Fluff the sheets and its 'Game On'!!! if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

Fluff the sheets and its 'Game On'!!! if you know what I mean.

Just make sure you're playing the game, by the same rules ...if you know what I mean ...

[Hitcher]

A gentleman never tells, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

My Mother always said ''you cant hold what you haven't got in your hands'' if you know what I mean.

[Hitcher]

Mistress of the bleeding obvious, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Pertaining to farts I believe, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

haha, waving the sheets..ifyou know what I mean

[Hitcher]

A "cottage pie", if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

is that a fart with lumps ... if you know what I mean

[Hitcher]

You don't know what I mean, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Cottage Pie = Bye Bye...If you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

is that a fart with lumps ... if you know what I mean

At which point the game changes from Dutch Oven to Rugby (halftime=change ends)...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

bloody hell boys, you do have some wonderful imaginations, i'm impressed...if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

When a poof farts, he is blowing you a kiss.....if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

Farts smell so the deaf can enjoy them too if you know what I mean.....

[cc rider]

Bum fun may be over rated then if you know what I mean... :moon:

[Genie]

from what I heard, very much underrated, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Under/Over? where ever, take it like a Honda rider, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Hey Mom is home....Maha is offline for a while....if you now what I mean

(Glad you are home and on the mend Mom)

[cc rider]

Under/Over? where ever, take it like a Honda rider, if you know what I meanI is a Honda rider if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

I is a Honda rider if you know what I mean

Gay if you know what I mean?

[Maha]

Short little arse face if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

tight little arse in your face if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

tight little arse in your face if you know what I mean

slurp if ya know what I mean

[cc rider]

:innocent: commando if you know what I mean

[Maha]

My boys need a home if you knw what I mean

[cc rider]

applecatchers if you know what I mean

[Maha]

applecatchers if you know what I mean

Yes you did, and its perfection not 'your prefection is comforting' if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

Yes you did, and its perfection not 'your prefection is comforting' if you know what I mean.

My pure awesomeness is pretty comforting, if you know what i mean

[cc rider]

Yes you did, and its perfection not 'your prefection is comforting' if you know what I mean.imperfection was the point if you know what I mean


My pure awesomeness is pretty comforting, if you know what i meanyour pure something if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

imperfection was the point if you know what I mean

your pure something if you know what I mean

Couldnt be purer :innocent: if you know what i mean

[cc rider]

would be a waste if you were if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

would be a waste if you were if you know what I mean

I'm young, plenty of time to be corrupted if you know what i mean :lol:

[cc rider]

I'm older, plenty of knowledge for curruption if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

I'm older, plenty of knowledge for curruption if you know what I mean

They say knowledge is power, if you know what i mean

[cc rider]

They say the key to power is having the knowledge of how to use it, if you know what I mean


(that's a mouthful, if you know what I mean)

[huff3r]

They say the key to power is having the knowledge of how to use it, if you know what I mean


(that's a mouthful, if you know what I mean)

I always though the key to power was more like my car key if you know what i mean...

(Btw. Insert crude mouthful joke here if you know what i mean)

[Coldrider]

They say the key to power is having the knowledge of how to use it, if you know what I mean


(that's a mouthful, if you know what I mean)All power corrupts, if you know what I mean

[Laxi]

All power corrupts, if you know what I mean

corruption is power iykwim

[cc rider]

I want to be corrupted then, if you know what I mean

[Laxi]

I want to be corrupted then, if you know what I mean

STANLEY!!! THE POWER DRILL if ya know what I mean (stole the qoute from some movie ford blah blah blah if ya know what i mean)(fark! must stop drinking on wednesday nights if ya know what I mean) :rofl:

[cc rider]

Laxi should not be handling powertools on a wed if you know what I mean

[Laxi]

Laxi should not be handling powertools on a wed if you know what I mean

I handle power tools when ever the fark i want, if ya know what i mean :rofl:

[huff3r]

I handle power tools when ever the fark i want, if ya know what i mean :rofl:

Thats the way, stand up to women if you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

aka Living dangerously...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Thats the way, stand up to women if you know what i mean not being pussywhipped, if you know what i mean.

[cc rider]

not getting anything whipped, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

not getting anything whipped, if you know what I meancelibacy, if you know what i mean

[cc rider]

:thud: if you know what I mean



:rofl: :shutup:

[Coldrider]

:thud: if you know what I mean



:rofl: :shutup:

:slap: if you know what I mean

[Mom]

:spanking: :blip: if you know what I mean

[Tank]

I cannot believe the post keep coming - if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

:spanking: :blip: if you know what I mean
:innocent: if you know what I mean

[howdamnhard]

Life SUCKS if you know what I mean.

[Tank]

or blows - if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Life SUCKS if you know what I mean.


or blows - if you know what I mean

changes in pressure, if you know what i mean

[Genie]

I think it is better to suck whilst blowing....if you know what I mean

[allycatz]

I think it is better to suck whilst blowing....if you know what I mean

With or without teeth in....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gettin' gummed if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Better than a picket fence with loose nails...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Better than a picket fence with loose nails...if you know what I meanlike a haunted house, if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

like a haunted house, if you know what I mean

Something watching you while you sleep if you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

*still watching* - if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

'just looking', if you know what i mean

[Genie]

can i be of assistance? If you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

are you being served, if you know what i mean

[huff3r]

are you being served, if you know what i mean

Would you like fries with that, if you know what i mean

[Maha]

Im freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

can't even give yourself away, if you know what i mean

[Maha]

Im not cheap by any means, a man of my talents could easily fetch enough to buy two double dip ice-creams if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

double dipping is not allowed...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Not ATM...if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

oh so maybe later then???? If you know what I mean

[FJRider]

I would lick one if I had half a chance ... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

i'd be going for the bite, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I like mine with a flake shoved in if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

I do like to nibble ... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

and licking off the dribble on a hot day ... if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

and licking off the dribble on a hot day ... if you know what I mean

It's easy with a big tounge ... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

oh so maybe later then???? If you know what I mean

ATM is not just 'now' or a money machine...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

All The Merrier I say, if you know what i mean

[huff3r]

All The Merrier I say, if you know what i mean

More is always better, if you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

More is always better, if you know what i meansometimes more is less, if you know what i mean

[crazyhorse]

And less can be more, if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I think everyone here needs a cold shower, if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

hot spa more like, with bourban of course.....if you what i mean

[Foxzee]

Instead of the bourbon throw in a donkey apparently...more ass the better...if you know what I mean!

[Genie]

:lol: I'm not sharing a spa with a homosexual donkey, and one would need bourban if donkeys were to be involved...if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

I'd stick with the bourbon ... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Bubbles......bubbles....bubbles.....where the fuck is bubbles......if you know what I mean!

[FJRider]

Bubbles......bubbles....bubbles.....where the fuck is bubbles......if you know what I mean!

The good one's come in a glass ... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

The good one's come in a glass ... if you know what I meaneven better in a flute, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

or even better on!!!!!!!!................if you no what I mean

[FJRider]

You have to pop your cork first ... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

wouldn't want to spill a drop, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

That could take assistance....if you no what I mean

[Foxzee]

No for god sake don't let any seep out....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

like a napkin around the rim, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

Has to be tucked in nicely...............if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

or mopped up and completely removed, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

by that time it should be empty......ready to crack a new one..........if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

might be time to put the empties out, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Only if they can be sure there is not a full one left................if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

bubbles comes in a case, or is that in case, if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

bubbles comes in a case, or is that in case, if you know what I mean

Always prepared, right? If you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

Tis scouts honour, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

What happens when it bubbles over just in case we need to no...if you know what I mean.............

[huff3r]

What happens when it bubbles over just in case we need to no...if you know what I mean.............

Floor suck. If you know what i mean

[Quasi]

the honorable scout uses his knot tying skills - if you no what i mean

[Foxzee]

Now that could get you in a PILE of trouble........if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

piles are treated for rising damp, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

rising damp....hahaha, BBC wasn't it, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

piles are treated for rising damp, if you know what I mean

Ummm...don't things leak when they rise..................if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

like popup sprinklers in the garden, if you know what i mean

[huff3r]

like popup sprinklers in the garden, if you know what i mean

Getting everyone wet, if you know what i mean

[Mom]

like popup sprinklers in the garden, if you know what i mean

Could use some of those up here atm, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

the grass is always greener, if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Not up this way if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Hmmmmmmmmmm go north and it drys out................if you no what I mean

[Maha]

rising damp....hahaha, BBC wasn't it, if you know what I mean

Reggie Perrin I do beleive if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Reggie Perrin I do beleive if you know what I mean.Rupert Rigsby the landlord, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Don't know him...but I remember Rupert the bear........if you know what I mean!

[Edbear]

You're showing your age, if you know what I mean...

[Foxzee]

Now that is just being rude....he was a hand me down........if you know what I mean!!!!!!!!!!

[Edbear]

Now that is just being rude....he was a hand me down........if you know what I mean!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!! You don't look a day over.... Ummm... musta been handed down a long way, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

[Genie]

nice save there eddie boy...if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

I get a lot of practice in the recovery position, if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

practice makes perfect...if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

I still enjoy practicing if you know what I mean...

[huff3r]

I still enjoy practicing if you know what I mean...

I practised driving from A to A many times today if you know what i mean :D

[Genie]

did you watch the hamptons downs racing....if you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

I found the drags more entertaining, if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

One nauturally assumes you're talking of drag racing if you know what I mean

[Genie]

one does automatically assume that...now i wonder, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

naturally they are the only ones I'd to see tear down the strip, if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

one does automatically assume that...now i wonder, if you know what I mean

Sprints at Manfeild are more fun if you know what i mean..

(Especially with a terrified passenger if you know what i mean)

[Mom]

Watched some Drag Footage on TV today, brmmmmmmmmmm, brmmmmmmmmmmmm, BRMMMMMMMM!

Gets your juices squirting, oh, I mean flowing, oh, I mean OMG!!!!!!!!!! Is there a group for PHA? if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Sounds like you're definitely getting better if you know what I mean!

[Mom]

Sounds like you're definitely getting better if you know what I mean!

Man, I am so ALIVE compared with when you saw me last it is not funny!

I am still waiting for the return to normal button to activate if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Man, I am so ALIVE compared with when you saw me last it is not funny!

I am still waiting for the return to normal button to activate if you know what I mean

Anything can happen if you press the right buttons, if you know what I mean...

[Mom]

Anything can happen if you press the right buttons, if you know what I mean...

Righty ho...all buttons on high alert :D

if you know what I mean (oops I nearly forgot that)

[Edbear]

Righty ho...all buttons on high alert :D

if you know what I mean (oops I nearly forgot that)

Should I be worried that I do know what you mean? If you know what I mean...

[Coldrider]

only if you're sure, to be sure, if you know what i mean

[huff3r]

only if you're sure, to be sure, if you know what i mean

Im not so sure, but whatever floats your boat if you know what i mean

[Maha]

By Golly Gee Whiz it easy to get some people reacting like pull string doll at times, if you know what I mean.

[Murray]

What lives under the bridge the billy goats go over?? if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Trolls.....little wee fucken trolls if you know what I mean.

[Murray]

You on the turps again, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Haven't had a drink since Sunday.....four coffees today though if you know what I mean.

[terbang]

Coffee Latte in Warkworth? If you know what I mean...

[Genie]

I'm just wondering who is the Master Supreme Puppet Master...if you know what I mean

(and you know what happened to the dipshit troll)

[yungatart]

If it is caffeine you are in to, try "Big Cock", you'll never go back, if you know what I mean

[Murray]

That would give me a pinnochio nose if I told you, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Coffee Latte in Warkworth? If you know what I mean...

Long way to come from Beirut if you know what I mean.