If You Know What I Mean

[Edbear]

That's what I allus say to the Missus wgen we're out driving somewhere, if you know what I mean...

[avgas]

That is the only way to start the day if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Every morning I wake up I say, "Well, so far, so good!" and if I know where I am and what direction I'm pointing, so much the better, if you know what I mean... :confused:

[FJRider]

Every morning I wake up, is a good start ... if you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

A good start every morning is a great wake-up, IYKWIM... :niceone:

[oldrider]

A good start every morning is a great wake-up, IYKWIM... :niceone:

"Every morning"! No wonder you are feeling confused and lost! ..... If you know what I mean! :confused:

[MSTRS]

Everything in moderation. Including moderation. If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Who's going to moderate the moderately moderate moderator in moderation, if you know what I mean...? :msn-wink:

[avgas]

Why moderate if you regular if you know what I mean

[bungbung]

There's none so happy, as the regular, if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Ah, so you regularly regulate the regulators regulations to keep them regular, if you know what I mean... :doh:

[Coldrider]

a dawn breaker before breakfast regularly, if you know what i mean.

[MSTRS]

Up dawn's crack, so to speak...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

but not a sparrows fart, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Gives new meaning to the old saying "Early to be, early to rise..." If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

How come nobody has ever heard the crack of dawn, if you know what I mean?

[FJRider]

Dawn is quite proud of it ... if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Is Dawn the only one to hear the Sparrow's fart, too? IYKWIM

[FJRider]

You'll have to ask sparrow that ... if you know what I mean ...

[Coldrider]

You'll have to ask sparrow that ... if you know what I mean ...who killed cock robin, if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

:cool:"Who killed Cock Robin?" "I," said the Sparrow,
"With my bow and arrow, I killed Cock Robin."
"Who saw him die?" "I," said the Fly,
"With my little eye, I saw him die."
"Who caught his blood?" "I," said the Fish,
"With my little dish, I caught his blood."
"Who'll make the shroud?" "I," said the Beetle,
"With my thread and needle, I'll make the shroud."
"Who'll dig his grave?" "I," said the Owl,
"With my pick and shovel, I'll dig his grave."
"Who'll be the parson?" "I," said the Rook,
"With my little book, I'll be the parson."
"Who'll be the clerk?" "I," said the Lark,
"If it's not in the dark, I'll be the clerk."
"Who'll carry the link?" "I," said the Linnet,
"I'll fetch it in a minute, I'll carry the link."
"Who'll be chief mourner?" "I," said the Dove,
"I mourn for my love, I'll be chief mourner."
"Who'll carry the coffin?" "I," said the Kite,
"If it's not through the night, I'll carry the coffin."
"Who'll bear the pall? "We," said the Wren,
"Both the cock and the hen, we'll bear the pall."
"Who'll sing a psalm?" "I," said the Thrush,
"As she sat on a bush, I'll sing a psalm."
"Who'll toll the bell?" "I," said the bull,
"Because I can pull, I'll toll the bell."
All the birds of the air fell a-sighing and a-sobbing,
When they heard the bell toll for poor Cock Robin.

If you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

never mind cock robin, how about robbin' the cradle? iykwim

[huff3r]

never mind cock robin, how about robbin' the cradle? iykwim

Its like stealing candy from a baby if you know what i mean...

[Edbear]

My baby's sweeter than candy, if you know what I mean.. :love:

[huff3r]

My baby's sweeter than candy, if you know what I mean.. :love:

Do you call it honey? If you know what i mean

[Edbear]

LOL!!! "It"? :scratch: My honey is soft and sweet if you know what I mean... :yes:

[Genie]

My honey is hard and black and waiting for me to start it up.....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

If it's hard, I'd say it was already started...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

downside is goes soft when it is heating up, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Old age is a bitch, aint it...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

change the oil regularly, if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

change the oil regularly, if you know what I mean

Gotta keep those lube levels up if you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

Slippery when full...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

"Twas my bike...if you know what I mean....god I so love my bike.

[Edbear]

They all knew, but boys will be boys if you know what i mean...:yes:

[huff3r]

They all knew, but boys will be boys if you know what i mean...:yes:

Just like girls will be girls. Legs are like a beer bottle, you just gotta know the most impressive way to open them if you know what i mean...

[Genie]

What ya all doing today boys? If you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

At least with a bottle, you know if it's a pint, quart or flagon before you've opened it...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

What ya all doing today boys? If you know what I mean

Nothing...much. If you know what I mean

[heavyduty]

got a m8 that says over and over and over,do u know what i mean

drives me up the frign wall,if you know what i mean!

[Genie]

happy climbing...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Got a hard day watchin' wife and son painting the house, so might see if can clean the bike and start it up if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

That's one step removed from self-flagellating, when you can't ride...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I know it's gonna hurt, but it's a job that has to be done and I can only trust myself, if you know what I mean... :shutup:

[Ratti]

lucky you! I can't trust myself at all. iykwim

[Edbear]

It was so hard! I sat on the bike with it running, as of course it fired up instantly as usual, and it sounded so nice and felt so good the temptation to take a little run :scooter: around the loop in our street was almost too much, but I knew my wife would kill me when I returned if you know what I mean... :bye:

[Maha]

...and if she didn't kill you, I know someone who would have given you the bash if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Yeah, I don't want to incur the wrath of this person you know, for sure... :innocent: my sister and bro-in-law called in this arvo on their C90 on way back from Tirau to Kaiwaka, and my sweet baby sister was quite emphatic as well not to do anything stoopid, too, if you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

That's one step removed from self-flagellating, when you can't ride...if you know what I mean

Is that the same thing as self abuse? .... If you know what I mean! :shit: (there was talk of this at school)

[MSTRS]

I believe that is when the whole PC shit started...certain individuals accused of being 'self abuse enthusiasts'...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

an enthusiast is someone who knows that if something is good then more must be better. iykwim

[Edbear]

That's what I tell the Missus, anyway, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

[MSTRS]

Wasted a post by giving bling...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Green bling is never wasted and always gratefully received if you know what I mean... :yes:

[huff3r]

Green bling is never wasted and always gratefully received if you know what I mean... :yes:

Kinda like a blowjob if you know what i mean :shit:

[Genie]

Kinda like a blowjob if you know what i mean :shit:

:woohoo:...if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

:woohoo:...if you know what I mean

Is it just me or is that smily man alternating between two? If you know what i mean....

[Edbear]

You either have a dirty mind or it's wishful thinking if you know what I mean...

[huff3r]

You either have a dirty mind or it's wishful thinking if you know what I mean...

Probably a bit of both... if you know what i mean...

[MSTRS]

Why give a complicated answer - when 'yes' would suffice...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Why give a complicated answer - when 'yes' would suffice...if you know what I mean

As I says to the Missus... if you know what I mean... :shutup:

[oldrider]

Is it just me or is that smily man alternating between two? If you know what i mean....

That smily man looks like a kid who wants to go to the toilet .... if you know what I mean! :D

[Genie]

Why give a complicated answer - when 'yes' would suffice...if you know what I mean

But why? If you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Because...if you know what I mean.

(I've had more kids than you so you won't win this game)

[Genie]

But...I want to know why....If you know what I mean


(Ha...more than me....did you deliver them all naturally...if you know what I mean)

[Edbear]

Naturally you want to know why, you're a woman after all, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

[oldrider]

But...I want to know why....If you know what I mean


(Ha...more than me....did you deliver them all naturally...if you know what I mean)

Why is an unanswerable question, just keep asking "why?" .... if you know what I mean! :shutup:
(Found that out at school, I just kept asking why and they just kept on whacking, on and on and on, into the dim dark night!) :spanking:

[Genie]

How can one learn if one never asks....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

"Why?" is the hardest question to answer and always the one most asked and the most common answer is.... "Because I said so!" if you know what I mean... :yes:

[Genie]

"Why?" is the hardest question to answer and always the one most asked and the most common answer is.... "Because I said so!" if you know what I mean... :yes:

Just because you say so, does not make it so...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Just because you say so, does not make it so...if you know what I mean

It does - when one knows so...if you know what I mean

And yes - all au naturelle. This parent is tuff.... :innocent:

[Edbear]

Just because you say so, does not make it so...if you know what I mean


It does - when one knows so...if you know what I mean

And yes - all au naturelle. This parent is tuff.... :innocent:

And when the one saying so is your mother with that certain tone and look, if you know what I mean... :shutup:

[Coldrider]

And when the one saying so is your mother with that certain tone and look, if you know what I mean... :shutup:Then her final answer is to ,"go ask your father", if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

A common response in our family was "Och, awae an' bile yer heid" ... if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Only ask questions when there is nobody else around, that way you get the answers that you want! :yes: ..... If you know what I mean! :shifty:

[marie_speeds]

Only ask questions when there is nobody else around, that way you get the answers that you want! :yes: ..... If you know what I mean! :shifty:

I always get permission to get up to no good this way :yes:.....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I can resist anything but temptation if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

So. It's true. Edbear is a Hedonist. If you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

So. It's true. Edbear is a Hedonist. If you know what I mean.

he·don·ism (hdn-zm)
n.
1. Pursuit of or devotion to pleasure, especially to the pleasures of the senses.
2. Philosophy The ethical doctrine holding that only what is pleasant or has pleasant consequences is intrinsically good.
3. Psychology The doctrine holding that behavior is motivated by the desire for pleasure and the avoidance of pain.

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[Greek hdon, pleasure; see swd- in Indo-European roots + -ism.]

I love pleasure, not too keen on pain, I pursue the Missus.... :love: I guess you're right... :innocent:

[MSTRS]

No guess about it, young deviant...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

No guess about it, young deviant...if you know what I mean

de·vi·ant (dv-nt)
adj.
Differing from a norm or from the accepted standards of a society.
n.
One that differs from a norm, especially a person whose behavior and attitudes differ from accepted social standards.

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[Middle English deviaunt, from Late Latin dvins, dviant-, present participle of dvire, to deviate; see deviate.]

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devi·ance, devi·an·cy n.


I could never accept modern social standards, way too low these days... :blink:

[MSTRS]

Edward, Edward, Edward...you truly do march to the beat of your own drum...if you know what I mean.

And there's nothing wrong with my standards - compared to the group of stoned, drunk natives cavorting naked and lasciviously with each other across my street.

[Edbear]

Oh, I was speaking generally of course. Many people have high standards as individuals and I was referring to the fact that overall standards have slipped to the point that morality, ie: honesty, integrity, respect for the opposite sex, appreciation of good language, dress, etc. is seemingly the exception rather than the norm if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Ay? WTF? If you know what I mean.

[Genie]

so many do accept the slippage, so for those that don't, they then become abnormal...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Normal is as normal does...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Crazy is as crazy does too...if you know what i mean :blink:

[Genie]

I need a pie...if you know what i mean

[Maha]

Monkey see Monkey do if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Ay? WTF? If you know what I mean.

Remember when a man's word was his bond and deals were sealed on a handshake? When bed-hopping was the exception rather than the rule and people had respect for the law and the law officers? Remember the time before AIDS and when teenage preganancies along with the attendant STD's were rare? There's been a reversal of the percentages if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

Wrong thread, man (pass the dooby)...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

KB threads always stay on topic, now where was I? if you know what I mean... :scooter:

[MSTRS]

You were about to pass me that dooby. Failing that, drop a tab on me, man. If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Me and the Missus are going out to dinner at a Thai restaurant this evening so I'll have to pick up the tab for that and I can drop that on you if you like, if you know what I mean... :yes:

[MSTRS]

I know exactly what you mean. And that was NOT what I meant. And you knew it, too. If you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Remember when a man's word was his bond and deals were sealed on a handshake? When bed-hopping was the exception rather than the rule and people had respect for the law and the law officers? Remember the time before AIDS and when teenage preganancies along with the attendant STD's were rare? There's been a reversal of the percentages if you know what I mean...

History just does not go back that far! .... If you know what I mean! :oi-grr:

[Coldrider]

History never repeats,
I tell myself before I go to sleep.
Don't say the words you might regret,
I lost before, you know I cant forget.

There was a girl I used to know,
She dealt my love a savage blow,
I was so young, too blind to see,
But anyway thats history.

History never repeats,
I tell myself before I go to sleep.
Don't say the words you might regret,
I lost before, you know I cant forget.

You say I always play the fool,
I can't go on if thats the rule,
Better to jump than hesitate,
I need a change and I cant wait.

History never repeats,
I tell myself before I go to sleep.
Theres a light shining in the dark,
Leading me on towards a change of heart.

History never repeats.
History never repeats.

Deep in the night its all so clear,
I lie awake with great ideas,
Lurking about in no-man's land,
I think at last I understand.

History never repeats,
I tell myself before I go to sleep.
Theres a light shining in the dark,
Leading me on towards a change of heart.

Never repeats,
Never repeats,
Never repeats.

If you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Split Endz...a common problem round here!...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

My hair is the only part of me that can do the splits if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Same hair/here/hear if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Hair today, gone tomorrow .... if you know what I mean! :facepalm:

[yungatart]

I'm outta here, like a bald man, if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Im outta here like a bald pussy if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

The last bald pussy I saw just came back from the VET :weep: ... if you know what I mean ...

[MSTRS]

And that is the only reason for a pussy to be bald...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

With or without, pussies can do "MAGIC" tricks .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[Maha]

...everybody have fun tonight everybody wang chung tonight if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

...everybody have fun tonight everybody wang chung tonight if you know what I mean.

Ha...OK, off party tonight...If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE If you know what I mean..

[oldrider]

Wang Chung? Mystery no more .. "Google" .. if you know what I mean! :shifty:

[huff3r]

Wang Chung? Mystery no more .. "Google" .. if you know what I mean! :shifty:

Booble if you're rather bored, if you know what i mean...

[Coldrider]

Booble if you're rather bored, if you know what i mean...ogling is more interesting, if you know what I mean:innocent:

[Edbear]

I love Summer when it's hot at night and she kicks all the blankets off and the soft light from the bedside clock is shining on... :innocent: IYKWIM

[FJRider]

I love Summer when it's hot ...

You'll love it down here in the cool of winter ... in the glow of the bedside clock, two things stick out ... if you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

In Winter she's wearing PJ's and wrapped up firmly in as many blankets as she can find and believe me, nothing sticks out anywhere if you know what I mean... :yes:

[FJRider]

It's not even COLD up your way in winter ... If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

Now you know why we don't live in the South Island as beautiful as it is, if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Theres a south island? if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

I love Summer when it's hot at night and she kicks all the blankets off and the soft light from the bedside clock is shining on... :innocent: IYKWIM

Hey Ed, get them to ease back on the zinc in your meds ..... if you know what I mean! :doctor: (horny old bugger!) :wari:

[Maha]

I do love my cup o' tea and gingernuts, tea strainer n' all if you know what I mean.
None of this tea bag shit.

[Edbear]

Hey Ed, get them to ease back on the zinc in your meds ..... if you know what I mean! :doctor: (horny old bugger!) :wari:

Can't keep a good man down, if you know what I mean... :innocent:


I do love my cup o' tea and gingernuts, tea strainer n' all if you know what I mean.
None of this tea bag shit.

There's just something about the traditional pot of tea, if you know what I mean, but of course it's obvious you do know what I mean if you know what I mean, or is it that I know what you mean - if you know what I mean... :blink:

[Maha]

I know what everyone means, no thats not quite true if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

I know what everyone means, no thats not quite true if you know what I mean.Many a true word is spoken in jest, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

One can know what one means some of the time, know what others mean some of the time, but one can't know what everyone means including oneself all of the time...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Watermelon has taken a bit of a hiding today also if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

One can know what one means some of the time, know what others mean some of the time, but one can't know what everyone means including oneself all of the time...if you know what I mean

Should I be worried that I do know what you mean, if you know what I mean..?

[Edbear]

Watermelon has taken a bit of a hiding today also if you know what I mean.

Not to mention apricots, plums and nectarines if you know what I mean... :yes:

[FJRider]

We got a "bit" of rain down here this morning ... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Not to mention apricots, plums and nectarines if you know what I mean... :yes:

Ah yes the freah fruit salad in the fridge, with hokey pokey ice-cream mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

The fruits of life? .... if you know what I mean! :whistle:

[Edbear]

Oh to enjoy, if you know what I mean!

[oldrider]

Oh to enjoy, if you know what I mean!

"Ode to joy" ... if you know what I mean! :banana:

[MSTRS]

Too fecking hot for odes or joy...6.12pm and still 33 degrees...shower turned to cold...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Even the ocean is warmer too, if you know waht I mean

[oldrider]

It's so hot here that the water goes back up the shower to try to get cool! .... If you know what I mean! :blip:

[Edbear]

It's so hot here that I watched the cat chasing a mouse and they were both walking, if you know what I mean...:yes:

[huff3r]

It's so hot here that I watched the cat chasing a mouse and they were both walking, if you know what I mean...:yes:

It's so hot here, but thats probably my fault. If you know what I mean :P

[Maha]

I dont know but I've been told, Eskimo pussy aint half cold, if you know what I mean.


army chant

[oldrider]

I think it's going to be very hot at the next resting place that I'm heading for :facepalm: .... if you know what I mean! :mellow: :devil2:

[MSTRS]

Only 20 this morn - where's my coat...if you know what I mean

[marie_speeds]

Only 20 this morn - where's my coat...if you know what I mean

Jeepers you have lots of stamina...... if you know what I maen :woohoo:

[MSTRS]

Love your twisted mind. Truth to tell, it was only 19 - I held back with the last one - if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

I always hold back with the last one ... If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

I think it's going to be very hot at the next resting place that I'm heading for :facepalm: .... if you know what I mean! :mellow: :devil2:

Only if you're planning on being buried at Wairakei, we cooked a Ham in the ground there one year, if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Only if you're planning on being buried at Wairakei, we cooked a Ham in the ground there one year, if you know what I mean

While it's true I have been known to ham it up at Wairake in the past, I was referring to the guy in the red suit :devil2:

They say it's really hot at his place .... if you know what I mean! :yes:

[Edbear]

While it's true I have been known to ham it up at Wairake in the past, I was referring to the guy in the red suit :devil2:

They say it's really hot at his place .... if you know what I mean! :yes:

LOL!!! Nah, that's a fallacy adopted by the churches to scare people into giving them money and keep them enslaved through fear. The truth is much more boring, you kark it, you're buried and rot back to the elements if you know what I mean... :shutup:

[oldrider]

The truth is much more boring, you kark it, you're buried and rot back to the elements if you know what I mean... :shutup:

Well, I won't need to do any special training, practice or preparation for that, will I .... if you know what I mean! :mellow:

[Edbear]

Well, I won't need to do any special training, practice or preparation for that, will I .... if you know what I mean! :mellow:

Yup! There's no set test to pass, everyone automatically gets full marks if you know what I mean... :yes:

[MSTRS]

While it's true I have been known to ham it up at Wairake in the past, I was referring to the guy in the red suit :devil2:

They say it's really hot at his place .... if you know what I mean! :yes:

What? Santa doesn't live at the North Pole? Or is there something to this global warming stuff, after all? If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

What? Santa doesn't live at the North Pole? Or is there something to this global warming stuff, after all? If you know what I mean

I hear the Polar Bears are complaining of the heat, if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Yup! There's no set test to pass, everyone automatically gets full marks if you know what I mean... :yes:

Sounds like it's run by Socialist school teachers, everyone's a winner! :sick: ....... If you know what I mean!
(I don't think I want to go there now, I can't handle rejection, what if they won't let me in!) :shit: I would feel rotten, if you know what I mean!

[marie_speeds]

(I don't think I want to go there now, I can't handle rejection, what if they won't let me in!) :shit: I would feel rotten, if you know what I mean!

If it's anything like KB you'll get in if you know what I mean.....

[MSTRS]

Getting in isn't the problem - staying in, is...is you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Mrs Marsh demonstrates, it does get in, if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Halberg awards are now for participation, "draw the new win"! :facepalm: .... If you know what I mean! (they did well but hello!)

[Maha]

They didn't win anything ........until last night if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Then again, they didn't lose anything either, until today! .... If you know what I mean! :argue: (On and on and on, bloody media)

[Ghost_Bullet]

Loose, is the new win if ya know what I mean

[oldrider]

Heads I win, tails you lose! ..... If you know what I mean! :whistle:

[Ghost_Bullet]

I would not be givig you head's, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

You more a 'tail' person? if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

You more a 'tail' person? if you know what I mean.

Really more of a "whole" person ...... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[Maha]

Three to choose from if you know what I mean.

(opps wrong whole, now where have I heard that before)

[Ratti]

I did that once, two brothers and the son of one of the brothers...rather have a cup of tea these days. IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Three to choose from if you know what I mean.

(opps wrong whole, now where have I heard that before)

Didn't you young people do sex education at school? :doh:

Our generation did, even way back then! (behind the bike shed of course)

Homosexual = 1st hole down from the neck!
Heterosexual = second hole down from the neck!
Whateversexual = 1st hole under the nose or above the chin!

If it feels good .. do it!
If you get caught .. deny it!

Them were the days .... if you know what I mean! :hitcher:

[FJRider]

I didn't do it ... wasn't me ... If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

wasn't me either, so now I am single. Cuppa anyone? iykwim

[Maha]

tea leaves or it aint real tea if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

o all right, I'll have to blow the dust off first tho, iykwim

[oldrider]

o all right, I'll have to blow the dust off first tho, iykwim

Dust! How would it ever get "dust" on it? :scratch: .... If you know what I mean! :mellow:

[Maha]

Blow baby blow if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

always cover the spout, if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Take all precautions ... just dont get it up the spout ... If you know what I mean ...

[Mom]

Or up the spout if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

With one up the spout and a bun in the oven could that constitute a smoko break .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[Edbear]

Do you realise that on Friday this thread will have endured a whole year of innuendo, if you know what I mean..? :yes:

[MSTRS]

I dunno about a whole year, but it's enough to make your hole weak...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Do you realise that on Friday this thread will have endured a whole year of innuendo, if you know what I mean..? :yes:

its had its ups and downs and ins and outs and dont mind if you do's if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

The show must go on...., if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

The show must go on...., if you know what I mean

Dont stop. Never give up. If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

The show must go on...., if you know what I mean

Isn't that what the flasher said, the show must go on! ..... If you know what I mean! :facepalm:

[Coldrider]

Keep on with the force don't stop, don't stop til you get enough, if you know what I mean

[Ghost_Bullet]

I can see it aint to hard for you to Jam, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Tip of the week: if your jam is too hard to spread, give it a quick zap in the microwave to soften...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Second tip, try not to get into a jam if you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

Hmmmm, I just got told to "jam it" .... if you know what I mean! :shit: (I bet you do know too!)

[Maha]

Take the lid off, it wont hurt as much if you know what I mean.

[marie_speeds]

I'm still in my Jim Jams if you know what I mean....

[Edbear]

I'm still in my Jim Jams if you know what I mean....

Such decadence, if you know what I mean... :gob:

[MSTRS]

Decadence is over-rated...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Decadence is in decline if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Decline is not a word you want see come up at the eftpos machine if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Even worse, at the till when leaving a restaurant...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

On the first date, if you know what I mean...:facepalm:

[Maha]

15 minutes into sex if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

15 minutes into sex if you know what I mean.

Some times it's over .. before it began .. lucky break or you may have fallen in love with your undies! ..... If you know what I mean! :o

[Edbear]

Sex lasts 15 minutes? If you know what I mean... :blink:

[huff3r]

Sex lasts 15 minutes? If you know what I mean... :blink:

Only? if you know what i mean :innocent::woohoo:

[Maha]

Depends where you have it....damn wheres that shovel if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Depends where you have it....damn wheres that shovel if you know what I meanIn the back of a Govt 7 series Beemar, if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Sex lasts 15 minutes? If you know what I mean... :blink:

Half time ... change ends, if you know what I mean ...

[oldrider]

Motorbikes are best solo, sex on the other hand (pardon the pun) is truly best as a shared experience .... If you know what I mean! :psst: (changing hands is not sharing) :tugger:

[Ratti]

Thankyou for sharing that happy thought Oldy. iykwim

[Mystic13]

Sometimes I like to ride hard... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

I can only ride hard...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I get there in the end if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

You do know that can be unhygienic, don't you...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Begs the question, which end? ... If you know what I mean! :eek5:

[Maha]

the three whipits..whip it in whip it out and wipe it if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

When you are walking down the hallway and go to turn right but you turn to early, geez I hate that if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Especially if there isn't a doorway to go through...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

No doorway, just wall if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

With a Maha-sized dent in it now...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Access denied then ... if you know what I mean. :nya: ( musta been pissed surely!)

[cc rider]

If in doubt - Deny Deny Deny... iv you knows wad I's means

[FJRider]

If in doubt ... mumble ... If you know what I mean ...

[cc rider]

"what'd ya say?" ... I have no idea what you mean .... Bah Ha Ha!!!!!!!

[Edbear]

I heard that! Pardon? if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Wheel Tappers and Shunters Club....on the committee if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Ding ding ding ding ... if you know what I mean! :done:

[Edbear]

All chime in, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

But not Anita Ward...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Leave it to Beaver if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Here I am beavering away on my laptop if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

did u say u were lapping away on top of a beaver????... if you know what I mean :gob:


Go Ed :Punk:

[Edbear]

Left myself wide open there, didn't I if you know what I mean..?

[MSTRS]

Nothing new there...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

I new that... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I know nuffink if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Sergeant Schultz? Is that you? If you know what I mean.

[Maha]

...in the klink if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Where the walls are closing in...if you know what I mean

[R-Soul]

whispering sweet newthings... If you know what I mean..

[cc rider]

Nothing better then trying new things... if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

When it comes to things there's no-one more trying than me if you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

Used car syndrome, you have got to be on your toes ... if you know what I mean! :shutup:

[Coldrider]

Teachers told me I was a very trying person too, if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

My school report said I didn't try hard enough .... If you know what I mean ..

[Maha]

I still have my school reports, 1st one is dated 1967 if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

but your last one was dated 1986... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I was on my 8th year in 5th form thats why if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Pretty good for a mature age student... Really! :D... if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

"Mature" I can do mature .... if you know what I mean! :whistle:

[Edbear]

Like a good cheese, if you know what I mean... :shutup:

[MSTRS]

...or old socks...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Happy 1st birthday IYKWIM, one year old today if you know what I mean...:yes:

[MadDuck]

An entire year of BS.....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Think of it as KB commpressed if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

Happy 1st birthday IYKWIM, one year old today if you know what I mean...:yes:

I'll drink to that if you know what I mean!

[oldrider]

Hey Maha ... your thread is mature.! Congratulations, celebrations tonight? .... If you know what I mean! :drinkup: