If You Know What I Mean

[Ratti]

nah, I can run pretty fast for an old rodent. iykwim

[cc rider]

... have the behaviour skills of a turkey!..... If'n you know what I mean! :oGobble! Gobble! YOU DA MAN Oldie :devil2: if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Gobble! Gobble! YOU DA MAN Oldie :devil2: if you know what I mean

for forks sake,Can it be true? that many a good tune can be played on an old fiddle then...iykwim

[cc rider]

Happy to :whistle: along if you blow what I mean

[Ratti]

for forks sake,Can it be true? that many a good tune can be played on an old fiddle then...iykwim


I can confirm that is true.:niceone:

iykwim

[husaberg]

I can confirm that is true.:niceone:

iykwim

well beware of the cat, the fiddle and spoon........it could be a trap... iykwim

[cc rider]

And being a rat do watch out for owls, pussies & pea green boats... whateven floats yours

[husaberg]

And being a rat do watch out for owls, pussies & pea green boats... whateven floats yours

The penguin The riddler and catwomen as well...........iykwim

[cc rider]

The Bill, The Ben & The Flowerpot Men.... :confused: :scratch: if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

The Bill, The Ben & The Flowerpot Men.... :confused: :scratch: if you know what I mean

that one flew over my head sounds like a good script for a pilot.iykwim

[cc rider]

You is cockoo my dear... I nest my case... if you give a hoot

[husaberg]

You is cockoo my dear... I nest my case... if you give a hoot

How Very wise.......birds of a doona duck down together......I would give you some swag but its too soon since your last flocculation

[cc rider]

How Very wise.......birds of a doona duck down together......I would give you some swag but its too soon since your last flocculation“One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo’s nest . . . goose swoops down and plucks you out”... if you like oncies :shifty:

[husaberg]

“One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo’s nest . . . goose swoops down and plucks you out”... if you like oncies :shifty:

OH Jacks Back........... Heeeeeeeeere's Johnie.......iykwim

[cc rider]

OH Jacks Back........... Heeeeeeeeere's Johnie.......iykwim
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
Johnny Carson if you ;) what I mean



.... Johnnie be good

[husaberg]

if you ;) what I mean



.... Johnnie be good


Jonnie may be good Butt Jack is Bad.......I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman." - Jack Nicholson"....iykwim

[cc rider]

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.


Don't it make your brown eyes blue if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman

Tip of the day: Good business would suggest checking customer as well as supplier feedback for balanced service comparisons ... IYKWIM. (but I guess you already do that)

[_Gina_]

Are you the pitcher...or are you the catcher? IYKWIM

[husaberg]

Are you the pitcher...or are you the catcher? IYKWIM
Play ballllllllllllllllll go out in swinging or bunt for 1st?
As american as apple pie..iykwim

[cc rider]

As american as apple pie..iykwimGet Pie Faced :crazy: if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

drinking whiskey and rye? iykwim

[cc rider]

drinking whiskey and rye? iykwimNo... I just really like apple pie if you know what I mean

[Maha]

juz checking out the new update spellcheck funcytion...if you know whjat I mena

Nice, chose to ignore and four words are underlined :niceone:

[Edbear]

You can check out any time you like, if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

you might need to front up with a cheque furst.....iykwim

[cc rider]

'Check one two... one two' ... if you hear what I mean

[husaberg]

Butt No one puts baby in a corner...iykwim

[cc rider]

"... baby baby baby
Baby was jens best friend, and maybe..." if you know what I mean








sent from corner of the round room with nail polish

[oldrider]

There's gotta be some movement in the list and I don't mean Aaron Gilmore's list! .... If 'n you know what I mean! :rolleyes: (Translation: ... "Bump", actually!)

[husaberg]

There's gotta be some movement in the list and I don't mean Aaron Gilmore's list! .... If 'n you know what I mean! :rolleyes: (Translation: ... "Bump", actually!)

Bump....... aarons been through the grinder.
freshly roasted as it were...... well if we didn't know who he was before WE DO NOW LOL...iykwim

[oldrider]

Makes you wonder about his lawyer "friend?" that dobbed him in though don't it? ... If 'n you know what I mean! :stupid: (Birds of a feather and all that jazz!)

[Mom]

(Translation: ... "Bump", actually!)

Hands, knees and boom-si-daisies iykwim

You can bump into me anytime you jolly well like :love:

[Mom]

Scary moment - Maha just saw my last post...

He said I had not iykwim'd on that post.

I had, he forgave me, no spanking :o or red rep for me.

He is a toughie :laugh:

If You Know What I Mean!

[husaberg]

Maybe he suggests you should file it in the too hard basket:msn-wink:...iykwim

[husaberg]

Maybe i am a basket case butt... This thread has gone a bit slack, maybe it has reached a loose end.................iykwim

[Edbear]

This thread is for slack butt basket cases at a loose end and as long as we live and KB lives we will continue to visit it if you know what I mean... :msn-wink:

[oldrider]

This thread is for slack butt basket cases at a loose end and as long as we live and KB lives we will continue to visit it if you know what I mean... :msn-wink:

"Guilty as charged" .... if'n you know what I mean! :niceone:

[Johny Brando]

A thread for one liners that end with..''If you know what I mean''?.
Posts must follow on from the previous post and be coherant.

: Speed Triples have always given me a semi, if you know what I mean?


I,ve a Couple of those superb Triple Honies & know just what you mean !..... Lee :2thumbsup

[husaberg]

I,ve a Couple of those superb Triple Honies & know just what you mean !..... Lee :2thumbsup

2 writes are not alway's wong, 3 is not always a crowd, but nothing howls like a Woket 3 once you get up them.iykwim

ps shouldn't it be James Brando................
neither left a good looking corpse................

[oldrider]

Harvesting a "bumper" crop today .... if'n you know what I mean! :whistle:

[Edbear]

Harvesting a "bumper" crop today .... if'n you know what I mean! :whistle:

Cropped bumpers were popular among the hot-rodding fraternity, if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Cropped bumpers were popular among the hot-rodding fraternity, if you know what I mean.

The older hot rods models tend to sag in the suspension and then ride and run a little rough...iykwim

[oldrider]

The older hot rods models tend to sag in the suspension and then ride and run a little rough...iykwim

I would never have known if you hadn't told me that! :psst: (I lie, nature told me already) If you know what I mean! :yes:

[Edbear]

The older hot rods models tend to sag in the suspension and then ride and run a little rough...iykwim

You know me too well, if you know what I mean... :shutup:

[husaberg]

Come on Guys....... i was talking Hot Rods not Pick ups.iykwim

[cc rider]

aah... the paradox of a semi with a full load... if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Seems to be more semi's about these days :lol: .... if'n you know what I mean!

[cc rider]

Front end loaders too... if you dig what I say

[husaberg]

Front end loaders too... if you dig what I say

If its a dirty job in a difficult site consider the backhoe .....iykwim

[cc rider]

The right man with the right tool... always a winner... if you know what I mean :niceone:

[husaberg]

Nice guys finish last.....iykwim

[cc rider]

Girls usually like the bad ones... go figure... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

boys like the goer girls with the figures that stack up.iykwim

[cc rider]

Nothing to do but face things head first when the odds are stacked against you & your backs to the wall... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Pancake stacks with brown sugar/crème and golden/maple syrup damn! if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

pancakes with butter, maple syrup and bacon. IYKWIM

[husaberg]

For desert i purfur whipped cream and cupcakes on honey............iykwim

[cc rider]

For desert i purfur whipped cream and cupcakes on honey............iykwimHow sweet you are to call me honey... if you know what I mean :innocent:








:killingme

[unstuck]

Hmmmmmm, picklets. I dont know what I mean.:weird:

[cc rider]

Pancakes for pickers? :scratch: I don't know what you mean either


This thread seems to have gotten into a bit of a sticky situation & come unstuck... if you bling what I mean :bleh:

[husaberg]

Pancakes for pickers? :scratch: I don't know what you mean either


This thread seems to have gotten into a bit of a sticky situation & come unstuck... if you bling what I mean :bleh:

If ya on a pickle you're honor bound to both, bow down, and chow down..iykwim:bleh:

[oldrider]

I can see clearly now, the rain has gone. "NOT" .... Ifi'n you knows what ah mean! :doh: (God damn snow's havin a go now too!) :rolleyes:

[husaberg]

I can see clearly now, the rain has gone.

I guess ya spectacles may have just bean a little fogged up oldie.iykwim........

How sweet you are to call me honey... if you know what I mean :innocent:[/FONT]

:killingme
CC its sweet ya think, i called ya honey.........
Sorry to rub salt into the wombs, While i maybe a kinda sweet, butt I are more spicy.
but i guess you still would enjoy sweet and sour pork.........ykwim.....

[oldrider]

You may be right, I think it is that hottie cc that's causing it! .... If you know what I mean! :wacko: (sometimes I just lose control) :thud:

[cc rider]

but i guess you still would enjoy sweet and sour pork.........ykwim.....I don't go near meaty bits (or bites)... so get some pork on your fork... OUCH! if you know what I mean :devil2:

[swtfa]

Fork this - I can't keep up with you guys. You guys take the cake... iykwim :not:

[husaberg]

I don't go near meaty bits (or bites)... so get some pork on your fork... OUCH! if you know what I mean :devil2:


Fork this - I can't keep up with you guys. You guys take the cake... iykwim :not:

for forks sake i have no issues keeping up....
if anything i might even finish with a flurry:bleh:

bean at the mungbean wine again cc........
I guess you still freewillie need a little protein in the diet

If you are beaning all vegan what do you have in your pie if ya fancy something savory rather than sweet
I also hope your perversion towards meat does preclude the odd shot of wild turkey.......iykwim

[swtfa]

for forks sake i have no issues keeping up....
if anything i might even be a little fast:bleh:



I see - built for speed, always have to cross the finish line first. You should play fair... iykwim :love:

[husaberg]

I see - built for speed, always have to cross the finish line first. You should play fair... iykwim :love:

If it's comfort's to you.
Who's could say butter shouldn't melt in your mouth.
I'm all for womens libido i don't mind coming 3rd or 4th even.

Butt at least I always try finish with a flourish and maybe even a bow or dip at the end for my proponent......

always leave them wanting more:banana:........iykwim

[cc rider]

for forks sake i have no issues keeping up....
if anything i might even finish with a flurry:bleh:

bean at the mungbean wine again cc........
I guess you still freewillie need a little protein in the diet

If you are beaning all vegan what do you have in your pie if ya fancy something savory rather than sweet
I also hope your perversion towards meat does preclude the odd shot of wild turkey.......iykwimNo touchy... no looky either. Live under a mushroom
Plenty of cheesy one liners if you know what I mean

No gobble gobble.. nite owl who likes a lil moon shine to put a glow on the face :cool:

[husaberg]

No touchy... no looky either. Live under a mushroom
Plenty of cheesy one liners if you know what I mean

No gobble gobble.. nite owl who likes a lil moon shine to put a glow on the face :cool:


Double banger or double en-tundra I have never bean quite sure
Regardless i just got one, up over you....lykwim


No touchy... no looky either. Live under a mushroom
Plenty of cheesy one liners if you know what I mean

No gobble gobble.. nite owl who likes a lil moon shine to put a glow on the face :cool:

[cc rider]

Double banger or double en-tundra I can never quite be sure....lykwimI know ;) if you think you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Double banger or double en-tundra I have never bean quite sure
Regardless i just got one, up over you....lykwimIs that like a leg over :shifty: if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Is that like a leg over :shifty: if you know what I mean

i hear its like riding a bike only without the steroids and more shaving
lust sorong (i think was his motto)
lure de frenchie sound fun...
do you still have the maids outfit CeeCEE?..........iykwim

[cc rider]

do you still have the maids outfit CeeCEE?..........iykwimOui Ou! I won't ask what you did with my feather duster last time you loaned it :shutup: if you fancy what i mean

[husaberg]

Oui Ou! I won't ask what you did with my feather duster last time you loaned it :shutup: if you fancy what i mean

you wood be tickled pink:o.
But what did you do with the candle wax i lent you.........ya said you couldn't nip out to get some yourself...iykwim

[cc rider]

But what did you do with the candle wax i lent you.........ya said you couldn't nip out to get some yourself...iykwimI was going to warm it up in my hands, mold it with your wick & make you a surprise... if you know what I mean
Couldn't pop out was all tied up...







again

[unstuck]

It is very very wet. If you know what I mean.:bleh:

[husaberg]

rained on my charade...:banana: ......iykwim

[oldrider]

Charade? I thought you rode a motorbike! :ride: .... If'n you know what I mean! :lol:

[unstuck]

Charade,s do not look pretty when a 15 ton truck hits em,, if you kwim.:devil2:

[oldrider]

Neither does a 250lb :ride: ! .... If you know what I mean! :eek:

[Mom]

Neither does a 250lb :ride: ! .... If you know what I mean! :eek:

250lbs! I really must start to lose some weight iykwim :gob:

[husaberg]

250lbs! I really must start to lose some weight iykwim :gob:

maybe time to go metric.........
its been in since the late 60's..
although i hear for some inches roll more readily of the tongue:whistle:

[unstuck]

Metric was around in 1790,s thanks to a frog, IYKWIM.

[Edbear]

I didn't know frogs were metric. You learn something new every day if you know what I mean! :woohoo:

[husaberg]

Metric was around in 1790,s thanks to a frog, IYKWIM.

if ya scroll on up, you will C, i ewes the term in rather than around
think more pound than pond.......for flocks sake......
Although it was rather naughty...... not to IYKWIM..iykwim
Muster bee getting cold in Gorrrrrrrrrrrrrre buy now................:cold:

[unstuck]

I would rather pound than pond, no metric then, only inches......IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

Over here the dampness is measured in Meters rather than microns/inches.
We all get too sleep in the Damp patch..iykwim

[unstuck]

Yes, I seem to get wet every time enter Franz. which is not as often as I would like. IYKWIM.

[Valkyrie]

The prerogative of the loved, if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Thats some funny arse shit:facepalm: hope it clears up by the time you get to Mananui:whistle:
Cause next country pub after that will be Kokatahi.............iykwim

[oldrider]

Kokatahi, is that metric? .... If'n you know what I mean! :confused:

[unstuck]

Mike Douglas is a lier, I didnt wake up with throat cancer...........IYKWIM. :bleh::blip:

[oldrider]

05:12?????? ... what were you doing at that hour of a Saturday morning! ..... If'n you know what I mean! :wait:

[unstuck]

05:12?????? ... what were you doing at that hour of a Saturday morning! ..... If'n you know what I mean! :wait:

Just finished my morning 8k walk. And I am finding it hard to sleep since the popo payed me a visit....IYKWIM.:eek5:

[oldrider]

Standard KB response to that is .. "done nothing wrong - nothing to fear" .:innocent:. have you been naughty then. :facepalm: (not expecting an answer here) ... IYKWIM!

[unstuck]

Yes I have been naughty, but nothing I cannot handle cos I am used to handling stuff..:blip: IYKWIM.

[Edbear]

Were you handling naughty stuff, if you know what I mean?

[unstuck]

Just a bit of gardening ed............IYKWIM.;):doobey:

[husaberg]

Just a bit of gardening ed............IYKWIM.;):doobey:

it is not the season to be jolly is it.........iykwim........
Note to self, buy some more tomatoes and sticky tape....lol

[unstuck]

Any season is a good season to be jolly in my book, my glass is always full.........IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

Any season is a good season to be jolly in my book, my glass is always full.........IYKWIM.

That's the Spirit .........iykwim
Enter Nirvana inspired repartee here....

[unstuck]

[QUOTE=husaberg;1130559969]
Enter Nirvana inspired repartee here....I'm so happy 'cause today
I've found my friends ...
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you .../QUOTE]

:Punk::Punk::Punk: IYKWIM

[husaberg]

[QUOTE=husaberg;1130559969]
Enter Nirvana inspired repartee here....I'm so happy 'cause today
I've found my friends ...
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you .../QUOTE]

:Punk::Punk::Punk: IYKWIM



Great Lyrics and vocals...... but piss poor taste in groopie wife skanks..........
Kurt removed the "in his head stuff Aleadgdely" spookily i think it was in the Greenhouse wasn't it..........iykwim

[unstuck]

Yeah that love dame had a wee connection to NZ too........IYKWIM.

Why are most greenhouses painted white:wacko:

[Maha]

Yeah that love dame had a wee connection to NZ too........IYKWIM.

Why are most greenhouses painted white:wacko:

She went to Huntly and got Herpes?....if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Bet she was sore about that... if you know what I mean :doctor:

[unstuck]

I have been to huntly many times, and always come back clean, except for the cream on my chin...........IYKWIM.


Ahhhh Shands bakery,Thank you mr Nikau.

[cc rider]

Pie??? ... if you know what i mean

[husaberg]

Cute tea..............iykwim

[cc rider]

T 4 2... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

T 4 2... if you know what I mean

Kinder surprise............but six.................iykwim

[cc rider]

Cheaper by the Dozen... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Cheaper by the Dozen... if you know what I mean

Raise ya one bakers dozen or butter still the dirty dozing........:2thumbsup
iykwim

[cc rider]

6 of one... half dozen the other... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

6 of one... half dozen the other... if you know what I mean

6 of one is half arsed, you clearly have low explurtations, stop short selling....... I feel under the uncircumstances, no knead for you to spit the dufference..iykwim

[unstuck]

Pie??? ... if you know what i mean

Chocolate eclairs, mmmmmm. Next stop Pokeno, for a pork........IYKWIM.

[MSTRS]

Mmmm. Nothing changes. Good...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

The more things change, the more they stay the same, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

I dunno, I change my undies daily because they don't stay the same...if you know what I mean:whistle:

[unstuck]

I dunno, I change my undies daily because they don't stay the same...if you know what I mean:whistle:

Wish I didn't know what you mean........if you know what I mean.:sick:

[granstar]

My memory isn't too good , if you kn ........

[oldrider]

Gasp, gasp, sure feels good to get our heads back above the water again .... if'n you know what I mean! :D

:cold: Now we just gotta get through this next big freeze phase damn it. .... :kick:

[Maha]

The South Island certainly has stunning scenery, when you can see it! if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I dunno, I change my undies daily because they don't stay the same...if you know what I mean:whistle:

No matter how many times you change your undies, they will ever remain undies, if you know what I mean... ;)

[cc rider]

they will ever remain undies...Atomic wedgy turns them into overies... nah... that don't sound right :confused: :scratch: :blink: if you know what I mean (let me know if ya do) :crazy:

[Edbear]

Does it mean I'm "special" if I do know what you mean, if you know what I mean?

[unstuck]

Atomic wedgy turns them into overies... nah... that don't sound right :confused: :scratch: :blink: if you know what I mean (let me know if ya do) :crazy:

Sounds rather painful if I think I know what you mean, if you know what I mean.:wacko:

[cc rider]

I never knew what I did know nor do I know that which I knew when I once did know... if you're :confused: I can't help you you know :thud:

I think I just had an aneurysm

[Edbear]

I get that all the time, if you know what I mean... :yes:

[unstuck]

No idea what any of this means:wacko: Im going to study a wiring diagram, much easier to comprehend, IYKWIM.

[Maha]

I think the answer is shell fish...if ykwim.

[Edbear]

I thought you scaled fish, and shelled peas, or have I got it mixed up again, if you know what I mean? :scratch:

[husaberg]

Thou shall all remain mysteries until discovered, recovered and or uncovered...iykwim

[unstuck]

Whatever you have uncovered, you better recover it, cos its fecking cold. IYKWIM.

[avgas]

It's just the New Zealand housing problem IYKWIM

[granstar]

Strike a match IYKWIM

[unstuck]

Is that a rat or a mouse in the shithouse.......IYKWIM.

[granstar]

Mouse is always in the shithouse IYKWIM

[unstuck]

Talking it? swimming in it? or just a healthy eater.........If you know what I mean.

[granstar]

All three ................., add drinking ...IYKWIM

[Maha]

Where's my handbag?.......Bitch!....iykwim.

[swtfa]

I don't think anyone knows what you mean Maha. It has gone very quiet in here... iykwim

[Edbear]

Methinks it is the calm before the storm, if you know what I mean... :calm:

[Maha]

To much fun to had on some other threads, hours of fun in the sandpit, especially with those three hall monitors....if you know what I mean

[Bald Eagle]

What's in it for you......sand iykwim

[Edbear]

Getting sand in it is half the fun, washing it out is the other half, if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Sand in crack = ouch! if you know what I mean...



(which I don't :confused: )

[oldrider]

Hmmmmm, secrets out, we now know who the "Sandman" is! ..... IYKWIM. :shifty:

[Maha]

Sandman swings the lantern, to show that all is well...if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

a fireman rings MY bell...( well a former fireman anyway ) IYKWIM

[oldrider]

a fireman rings MY bell...( well a former fireman anyway ) IYKWIM

But has he got sand on his donger? ... if you know what I mean! :shifty:

[Bald Eagle]

No sand, but it was a bit rusty , all polished now. iykwim

Sent from here

[granstar]

When you come around to visit , ring the bell with your elbow IYKWIM :drinknsin

[unstuck]

Or an elbow of snow............IYKWIM.:devil2:

[Edbear]

I'm confused now. Snowy elbows and bells ringing in the sand by former Firemen, if you know what I mean?

[unstuck]

I'm confused now. Snowy elbows and bells ringing in the sand by former Firemen, if you know what I mean?

If you had an elbow of snow, you would be confused..........IYKWIM.:confused:

[cc rider]

I'm having a melt down... if you know what i mean :cold: :sweatdrop

[unstuck]

I'm having a melt down... if you know what i mean :cold: :sweatdrop

Nah, its just those "Female complaints". IYKWIM. men o pause.:bleh:

[cc rider]

Nah, its just those "Female complaints". IYKWIM. men o pause.:bleh:Nah... smarty bum.
Need to get own place... sharehouse :rolleyes:
:yes: have paused on men... if you know what I mean

[unstuck]

Dont blame you, me too. IYKWIM.:killingme:killingme

[cc rider]

You paused on a man????? :gob: :confused: if you know what I mean :bleh:

[unstuck]

Just one man, someone very CLOSE to me, cos he,s being a dumbass. IYKWIM.:brick:

[cc rider]

Bummer dude... Boys are dumb, throw stones... if you know what I mean :thud:

[unstuck]

Well this boy sure feels dumb right now....I wonder if I could throw stones at myself.
Anywho.........2 roads out of town closed due to flooding. Best hunt out the mask and snorkle...IYKWIM.

[cc rider]

self-flagellation never hurt anyone... if you know what i mean

Keep safe lil rubber ducky... over & out

[unstuck]

10 4 Rubber chicky...........IYKWIM.:headbang:

[cc rider]

Keep all yor lil ducks in a row... if you know what I mean :niceone:

[oldrider]

Is that sorta like, Lord love a duck or just playin ducks 'n drakes kinda language? .... If'n you know wot I mean! :scratch:

[Edbear]

Sometimes we duck for cover, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

We had Duck for tea last night, on a bed of cauliflower mash with a red wine/berry jam reduction and beens...to much Masterchef? if you know what I mean?

[Edbear]

I didn't duck a Swashbucklers eye fillet steak smothered in mushrooms with roast vegetables washed down with a nice Chiraz, if you know what I mean! :drool:

[Mom]

I have been turfed out of the kitchen again tonight. Pork steaks, hot slaw with pumpkin, and some steamed beans.

Got to love having a kitchen biarch.

If you know what I mean

:love:

[oldrider]

Meh, ... I like to be fussed over ... if you know what I mean! :whistle:

[granstar]

It's Friday, start of school holidays IYKWIM

[unstuck]

Bestest time to have no kids home.........IYKWIM.:banana::banana::banana:

[cc rider]

Bestest time to have no kids home.........IYKWIM.:banana::banana::banana:.. allowing one to act like a big kid if ya know what I mean :bleh:

[unstuck]

There are not many times when I do not act like a big kid, IYKWIM.:headbang::headbang:

[oldrider]

Hmmmm, sounds like there's a lot of kidding around going on here ..... if you know what I mean! :rockon:

[Maha]

It's 0° here.........nah just kidding, it's really 3° iykwim.

[unstuck]

- 2.2 here so it has warmed up a little today. Glad I have plenty of wood.........IYKWIM.

[Edbear]

It's a gas, here, if you know what I mean...

[unstuck]

Flatulence , cost too much in baked beans to keep me warm.........IYKWIM.:bleh:

[husaberg]

time to give the beanz the flick...........iykwim

[oldrider]

Flatulence? ... Outspoken back chat! .... If you know what I mean! :bye:

[Edbear]

Blow it out your rear, like, IYKWIM.

[oldrider]

Flatulence? ... The anguished scream of trapped shit .... if you know what I mean! :eek:

[Mom]

Flatulence? ... :eek:

Oh Dear God!

How the hell do you blame someone else for the *pong* when you are the only one that could have made it :o IYKWIM

Not that my farts ever smell :innocent: :sunny:

[Mom]

Someone is going to smell bullshit for my previous post...

They, may get stuffed! If you know what I mean....

[Edbear]

You turn to your mate and say, "Your turn!" if you know what I mean... ;)

[oldrider]

Like the Gay guy who sniffed up large then exclaimed, Oh, "trade winds" ..... If you know what I mean! :blip:

[Maha]

If you fart is of the silent type, turn to the person next to you and say....''do you smell smoke''? the reaction is priceless iykwim.

[Maha]

I love it when Anne leaves FB open, people will wonder what the hell she's on?....:lol: iykwim.

[unstuck]

Yeah, my daughter did that ONCE........IYKWIM.:devil2::2thumbsup

[Maha]

Who said a watched jug never boils? yes it does :confused:

On occasion, our one never stopped boiling, which is why we had to change it...if you know what I mean.
I put it on, went downstairs and forgot about it (cos jugs turn off when boiled right?) Anne came home to find the kitchen full of steam and about a tea spoon of water left in the jug, so yes they do boil. :shifty:

[oldrider]

Naughty Maha, you forgot to say ... "if you know what I mean!" :spanking: Oops just saw it, my bad! ... if you know what I mean!

[husaberg]

Naughty? this thread neddes more spice and to be shaken and stirred up a bit...........IYKWIM

[swtfa]

I will have ice with that... if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Iced spice, shaken and stirred, bonded Martini's to give you the bird. IYKWIM...

[unstuck]

Ice, and a bird in paradise...........IYKWIM.:sunny:

[Maha]

Ice Spiced with my little eye something beginning with......S iykwim.

[Edbear]

Ice Spiced with my little eye something beginning with......S iykwim.

No more beersies for you, if you know what I mean!

[Maha]

No more beersies for you, if you know what I mean!

Tea Total most of the time Ed...:confused: ifykwiaoabpd?

[unstuck]

To drunk to f*#k. I love that song..........IYKWIM.:whistle:

[husaberg]

Love and sex? now WTF what do they have to do with eachother..iykwim;)

[oldrider]

Love and sex? now WTF what do they have to do with eachother..iykwim;)

Well, I for one ... love sex! ... If you know what I mean! :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love: even throw in the odd :tugger: if needs be! (back in the day!)

[husaberg]

Each to his own....Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh.....sex is over rated...well it is when its with me asinineeway...iykwim:weep:

[Ratti]

Each to his own? I prefer someone elses

iykwim

[unstuck]

Preferring someone elses once got me into big trouble.............The grass over the fence may be greener, but it still needs mowing. IYKWIM.

[Juniper]

Each to his own....Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh.....sex is over rated...well it is when its with me asinineeway...iykwim:weep:

Shouldn't it be X rated....... IYKWIM

[husaberg]

Shouldn't it be X rated....... IYKWIM

Y..... iykwim

[Juniper]

Y..... iykwim

I've heard that its more fun xx or even xxx. But I prefer mine XYZ...... If you know what I mean..




Sometimes even zzz...... :p

[oldrider]

All I seem to experience these days is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:sleep::sleep::sl eep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::zzzz::zzzz::zzzz: :zzzz: If you know what I mean! :D

[Maha]

The term ''and then he turned around and said'' was he facing the other way beforehand? a quandary indeed iykwim.

[Edbear]

The term ''and then he turned around and said'' was he facing the other way beforehand? a quandary indeed iykwim.

"And then I turned around and said..." Is this why so many conversations go around in circles, if you know what I mean? :confused:

[Maha]

Possibly... and when some people are asked a question, the first words out of their mouths are ''I mean''...well, you can't mean anything until it is said, one would assume...iykwim :confused:

And Texted is NOT a word..you text, you don't texted, as in I text Billy, not I texted Billy :mad:

PS: I have no idea who Billy is either.

[unstuck]

Billy is not my Idol............IYKWIM.:shifty:

[Maha]

You sure a strange kid Billy, but I like you, be good be good........if you know what I mean.

[unstuck]

You sure a strange kid Billy, but I like you, be good be good........if you know what I mean.

I thought that would of been Johnny be good be good......by some men working. IYKWIM.:cool:

[Maha]

I thought that would of been Johnny be good be good......by some men working. IYKWIM.:cool:

That would be correct, strange as it may seem, I changed the name from Johnny to Billy in the original post, tis where the confusion lay iykwim :rolleyes:

[Edbear]

Possibly... and when some people are asked a question, the first words out of their mouths are ''I mean''...well, you can't mean anything until it is said, one would assume...iykwim :confused:

And Texted is NOT a word..you text, you don't texted, as in I text Billy, not I texted Billy :mad:

PS: I have no idea who Billy is either.

So why did you text Billy? IYKWIM? :scratch:

[unstuck]

Can't you see this is a land of confusion?

This is the world we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth living in...............IYKWIM.:cool:

[Edbear]

Can't you see this is a land of confusion?

This is the world we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth living in...............IYKWIM.:cool:

By texting Billy? IYKWIM? :rolleyes:

[Maha]

Billy was my hero....even though I told him ''don't be'' iykwim.

[oldrider]

Billy was my hero....even though I told him ''don't be'' iykwim.

Rrrrmmmmm rrrrmmmmmm leader of the pack! :ride: ... If you know what I mean!

[unstuck]

Pack of wolves...........Hungry like IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

Wolf :whistle:.iykwim

[unstuck]

:whistle: Dixie..............IYKWIM.

[Mom]

:whistle: Dixie..............IYKWIM.

I read Dicksie, and thought how wuuuude :blip: IYKWIM

[Mom]

Too lazy to take a screen shot...

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[husaberg]

Do the Robot do..the robot......Iykwim

[unstuck]

Get out of my ro bot..............Coal chamber fans will KWIM.:devil2:

[Maha]

I see other countries have wheyed into the Fonterra scandal? Have Fonterra wheyed up all the option...if you know what I mean.

[unstuck]

I see other countries have wheyed into the Fonterra scandal? Have Fonterra wheyed up all the option...if you know what I mean.

Someone will be still milking it somewhere..........IYKWIM.:tugger:

[oldrider]

Procrastination ... they wheyted too long! ... If you know what I mean! :whistle:

[husaberg]

Oh dairy dairy me..iykwim

[Maha]

Ok, time to moooooooooooooooove on...iykwim

[unstuck]

“A change is as good as a rest.”........IYKWIM.

[Maha]

Bowel screening test result came back today...Normal it would seem, pretty stoked...iykwim.

[oldrider]

Think of it as just another person looking up a friend ... if you know what I mean! :blip:

[husaberg]

Plumbing the depths of indecency....iykwim..........

[Maha]

I did the test myself, does that make a pervert?...iykwim.

had to send it to the lab though, who on earth would want a job (pun intended) like that...bless 'em I say.

[oldrider]

DIY colonoscopy? ... how innovative is that? ... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes: ( giving yourself a shitty look! :nya: )

[Coldrider]

As long as your not in the shit, IUKWIM

[oldrider]

Have just gone 10 rounds with a gigantic cunning rat .... so far ... Rat 10 .. oldrider 0 ....This is getting fucking serious! IYKWIM! :crazy: (Tonight I have concocted a cunning plan)

[oldrider]

Six lots of poison bate (ignored) 4 traps all set off and bate taken and still at large but contained in a controlled area under the house!
This is going to be a very difficult campaign but the rat has disclosed that it loves saveloy's, so far that is it's only weakness! (bastard fucking thing)
Tonight I will devise another cunning plan .... if you know what I mean! :mellow: ( this is getting worse than the coyote and the road runner!)

[Mom]

Six lots of poison bate (ignored) 4 traps all set off and bate taken and still at large but contained in a controlled area under the house!
This is going to be a very difficult campaign but the rat has disclosed that it loves saveloy's, so far that is it's only weakness! (bastard fucking thing)
Tonight I will devise another cunning plan .... if you know what I mean! :mellow: ( this is getting worse than the coyote and the road runner!)

Nutella, and a commercial trap, works everytime...

Nutella...

Nutella...

If you know what I mean...


Oh, I HATE rats.

[oneofsix]

Nutella, ok hadn't heard that one. I use Peanut butter, the rats can't snatch and run .... IYKWIM