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2wheeldrifter
21st July 2010, 20:39
Is that the front door or the back door... if you know what I mean...

Foxzee
21st July 2010, 20:40
Is that the front door or the back door... if you know what I mean...

both doors leave an open option....if you know what I mean

2wheeldrifter
21st July 2010, 20:45
as long as it doesn't have a double meaning, like go left and point right... if you know what I mean

Foxzee
21st July 2010, 20:48
as long as it doesn't have a double meaning, like go left and point right... if you know what I mean

Just testing road awareness for safety measures...if you know what I mean

2wheeldrifter
21st July 2010, 20:51
Just testing road awareness for safety measures...if you know what I mean

keep it on the road... otherwise front door back door, little to the left, oh little to the right could end up in the crap... if you know what I mean

Foxzee
21st July 2010, 20:56
keep it on the road... otherwise front door back door, little to the left, oh little to the right could end up in the crap... if you know what I mean

A bit like the bird dance lol........if you know what I mean

Foxzee
21st July 2010, 21:10
To Mom and Maha our thoughts are with you both at this hard time speaking from all on this thread (geez hope no one objects to this) we send you our sincere condolences and our thoughts are with you both at this time...group hugs from the crew at if you know what I mean HQ

MadDuck
21st July 2010, 23:02
I am sure no one would object to your heart felt post....if you know what I mean

oldrider
21st July 2010, 23:24
I have been back through the other thread and understand now Foxzee thanks....if you know what I mean!

Ronin
22nd July 2010, 08:20
.................. if you know what I mean.

Mom
22nd July 2010, 08:26
You silly things, I just had a fully laugh out loud moment, so thank you.

Keep up the good work if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
22nd July 2010, 08:37
A happy sadness is poignant...smile through your tears...if you know what I mean

Ronin
22nd July 2010, 15:59
A happy sadness is poignant...smile through your tears...if you know what I mean

Bloody Honda rider if you know what I mean :yes:

Maha
22nd July 2010, 15:59
If the cats in the cradle, where the hell is the baby if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
22nd July 2010, 16:09
Gone out with the bath water...if you know what I mean

Maha
22nd July 2010, 16:14
That will explain the good nights sleep then if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
22nd July 2010, 16:47
A good night is not spent sleeping...if you know what I mean

98tls
22nd July 2010, 16:51
So long ago i cant remember.if you know what i mean.

MSTRS
22nd July 2010, 17:18
A night you can't remember was probably a good one...if you know what I mean

Coldrider
22nd July 2010, 17:26
Maybe not so good if everyone else remembers it, if you know what I mean

MSTRS
22nd July 2010, 17:27
Deny deny deny...if you know what I mean

Genie
22nd July 2010, 17:39
Living in denial is not always a good way to be...if you know what I mean

Ronin
22nd July 2010, 17:42
Unless your in Egypt if you know what I mean

98tls
22nd July 2010, 17:43
Agreed so every morning when i look in the mirror i nod my head in agreement and say "yes indeed sir you are without doubt the most handsome bastard around,no point in denying it any longer".If you know what i mean.:shutup:

Genie
22nd July 2010, 17:45
Agreed so every morning when i look in the mirror i nod my head in agreement and say "yes indeed sir you are without doubt the most handsome bastard around,no point in denying it any longer".If you know what i mean.:shutup:

considering you're the only one in the room at the time, yes, you would be the most handsomest bastard around.....if you know what I mean

98tls
22nd July 2010, 17:51
considering you're the only one in the room at the time, yes, you would be the most handsomest bastard around.....if you know what I mean

Funny thats not far off what the Mrs said to my post:angry:if you know what i mean.

Ratti
22nd July 2010, 18:26
Sensible woman your Mrs...iykwim

Edbear
22nd July 2010, 18:30
Could be, my Missus had the good sense to marry me if you know what I mean... :yes:

Maha
22nd July 2010, 18:39
DB must be due back soon if you know what I mean..

Genie
22nd July 2010, 18:40
Funny thats not far off what the Mrs said to my post:angry:if you know what i mean.

Great minds think alike...if you know what I mean

Genie
22nd July 2010, 18:41
DB must be due back soon if you know what I mean..

Really, I'd not known that he'd been anywhere, did he leave the country? ....If you know what I mean

Maha
22nd July 2010, 22:30
He went international about three weeks ago if you know what I mean.

Coldrider
22nd July 2010, 23:07
He went international about three weeks ago if you know what I mean.I wondered why this interested me http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3944041/Ice-cream-van-for-dogs-to-open, if you know what I mean

Foxzee
23rd July 2010, 11:35
It's a dogs life....if you know what I mean

MSTRS
23rd July 2010, 12:16
Only if you are a bitch...if you know what I mean. :shifty:

Foxzee
23rd July 2010, 13:36
Only if you are a bitch...if you know what I mean. :shifty:

Get knotted...if you know what I mean

Eyegasm
23rd July 2010, 13:55
You mean tie the knot, if you know what I mean.

Foxzee
23rd July 2010, 14:00
That's just a silly idea.....if you know what I mean
:shutup::shutup:

Eyegasm
23rd July 2010, 14:07
Some of the pages in Karma Sultra have interesting ways on tying knots, if you know what I mean

Coldrider
23rd July 2010, 14:32
so does the hangman, if you know what I mean

Foxzee
23rd July 2010, 14:47
And the game twister......if you know what I mean

Coldrider
23rd July 2010, 14:56
not much chance of loosing 'twister' if one is in the gallows, if you know what I mean

Genie
23rd July 2010, 15:28
I've heard tell that 'nude' is the way to go...if you know what I mean

Coldrider
23rd July 2010, 15:37
Too much detail, if you know what I mean

Genie
23rd July 2010, 15:40
Attention to detail is of paramount importance if you know what I mean
(right I have three hours freedom...motorbike here I come)

Coldrider
23rd July 2010, 15:45
attention to detail starts to wander when for said detail is actually displayed, if you know what I mean

MSTRS
23rd July 2010, 15:45
Get knotted...if you know what I mean

I do. (know what you mean, that is) :sick: if you know what I mean

Edbear
23rd July 2010, 15:47
Coming from the old farm, so do I if you know what I mean.

avgas
23rd July 2010, 16:17
Pants sometimes hide bee's if you know what I mean

Coldrider
23rd July 2010, 16:29
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz, if you know what I mean

Genie
24th July 2010, 07:09
http://www.beekeepingstarterkit.com/files/1844535/uploaded/Dadant%20Bee%20Smoker%20M00928l.jpg

...if you know what I mean

Coldrider
24th July 2010, 19:58
213936213936exterminate, if you know what I mean

Fatt Max
24th July 2010, 22:10
dalek-table, if you know what I mean

MadDuck
24th July 2010, 22:13
Words fail me if you know what i mean

oldrider
24th July 2010, 22:23
OK OK I got it now, I know what you "all" mean!................if you know what I mean! (Sigh) :blink:

Genie
25th July 2010, 07:14
dalek-table, if you know what I mean

Yummy and delicious....if you know what I mean (I'm Hungry Master)

MSTRS
25th July 2010, 10:18
Headmaster says eat this then...if you know what I mean

oldrider
25th July 2010, 22:36
妈妈给我们的钱,我已经买了糖了........if you know what I mean! :whistle:

FJRider
25th July 2010, 22:39
妈妈给我们的钱,我已经买了糖了........if you know what I mean! :whistle:

Thats a different slant on things ... if you know what I mean ...

Hitcher
25th July 2010, 22:41
4310 and still going, if you know what I mean

FJRider
25th July 2010, 22:45
4310 and still going, if you know what I mean

It's the "still going" that counts ... If you know what I mean ...

Genie
26th July 2010, 07:15
keeping on going is what It's all about you know.....if you know what I mean

even when it seems an uphill battle and there's no end in sight...you just keep going as the view from the top is awesome

Maha
26th July 2010, 07:28
Its a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll if you know what I mean.

yungatart
26th July 2010, 07:47
Legs, do your duty, if you know what I mean.....

Genie
26th July 2010, 08:12
Its a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll if you know what I mean.

lucky for me the shop is but a hop, skip and a jump away....if you know what I mean....or is that a roll over???

Hopeful Bastard
26th July 2010, 08:17
lucky for me the shop is but a hop, skip and a jump away....if you know what I mean....or is that a roll over???

And the little one said roll over. Roll over IYKWIM

Ronin
26th July 2010, 08:37
And the little one said roll over. Roll over IYKWIM

Oh that's cute, you named it if you know what I mean.

Foxzee
26th July 2010, 17:11
Cute is the new sexy....if you know what I mean

Ratti
26th July 2010, 21:14
I'd like to know when old is the new sexy. IYKWIM

Coldrider
27th July 2010, 00:11
That's when you are old enough to do it properly, if you know what I mean

oldrider
27th July 2010, 01:09
I'd like to know when old is the new sexy. IYKWIM

Hey Ratti, let me know when you find out!...........If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

yungatart
27th July 2010, 07:39
The secret to aging well is to pick a number you like and stick with it, if you know what I mean....

Maha
27th July 2010, 07:42
Ok I like 48 see ya there if you know what I mean.

yungatart
27th July 2010, 07:45
48! You are waaaay past me! I like 35, if you know what I mean....

MSTRS
27th July 2010, 08:42
That's when you are old enough to do it properly, if you know what I mean

And young enough to still do it...if you know what I mean

Eyegasm
27th July 2010, 10:55
I'm young enough, And don't get it enough :weep: If you know what I mean

DMNTD
27th July 2010, 11:28
I'm young enough, And don't get it enough :weep: If you know what I mean

Wanna root? If ya know what I mean...

Genie
27th July 2010, 11:28
I'd be in the middle and I don't get it anywhere near enough, enough is never enough....if you know what I mean

oldrider
27th July 2010, 11:39
Ok I like 48 see ya there if you know what I mean.

69 was an interesting vintage.....if you know what I mean!

Maha
27th July 2010, 11:47
I'd be in the middle and I don't get it anywhere near enough, enough is never enough....if you know what I mean

Once a King always a King but once a Knight is enough if you know what I mean.

Genie
27th July 2010, 12:00
that's a bit damn scroogie is you ask me...if you know what I mean

Edbear
27th July 2010, 12:01
I'm old enough and sexy enough and young enough and happy enough, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

Genie
27th July 2010, 16:33
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands -:clap:

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands - :clap:

If you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it - :yes:

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands - :clap:


..........if you know what I mean:wari:

Maha
27th July 2010, 16:34
All that talk about clap reminds a story years ago if you know what I mean. :clap:

Genie
27th July 2010, 16:35
What - from Band Camp - if you know what I mean

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Maha
Happy birthday to you

Maha
27th July 2010, 16:37
No somewhere near Greerton I think if you know what I mean.

Genie
27th July 2010, 16:38
So...ya gonna tell us about it....or you just a tease...if you know what i mean

Maha
27th July 2010, 16:44
TGA girls eh tut tut if you know what I mean.

Not me im good and clean.

Ratti
27th July 2010, 18:36
yup, those new antibiotics will clear up all sorts of things that used to be pesky, iykwim.

Coldrider
27th July 2010, 23:37
So one can't die with a smile on yer face anymore, if you know what I mean

Genie
27th July 2010, 23:40
when ones has fulfillment, one doeth always smile....i have met my fulfillment but my fulfillment needs a damn good spanking....if you know what I mean

Foxzee
28th July 2010, 12:02
Spankings have there place....if you know what I mean

Ronin
28th July 2010, 13:02
Spankings have there place....if you know what I mean

Yes Mistress if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
28th July 2010, 13:10
Someone called? If you know what I mean

Ronin
28th July 2010, 13:13
Quite loudly if you know what I mean

MSTRS
28th July 2010, 13:13
Shhh! The children are asleep. If you know what I mean

Foxzee
28th July 2010, 13:17
Shhh! The children are asleep. If you know what I mean

Not anymore... *sigh*..........if you know what I mean

Maha
28th July 2010, 18:14
Dont sigh for me Argentina...if you know what I mean.


bad eh?:shifty:

Foxzee
29th July 2010, 08:34
Dont sigh for me Argentina...if you know what I mean.


bad eh?:shifty:

:yes:......if you know what I mean

MSTRS
29th July 2010, 09:35
Foxzee's opened a can of worms in her 'Ideas' thread...if you know what I mean

Edbear
29th July 2010, 13:15
KB's the place for cans of worms if you know what I mean

Maha
29th July 2010, 16:56
Capacitors can kiss my arse if you know what I mean.

Coldrider
29th July 2010, 18:07
I installed two IGNITERS yesterday that kick arse, if you know what I mean

Mom
29th July 2010, 18:10
Maha killed two compressors today if you know what I mean

one only lasted seconds before he let all the smoke out :pinch:

Edbear
29th July 2010, 18:13
A compressor that smokes is no good compressor if you know what I mean

Genie
29th July 2010, 18:15
smoking is just bad....well not all but most...if you know what I mean

Mom
29th July 2010, 18:15
Smoking is bad for you if you know what I mean

Edbear
29th July 2010, 18:27
Nothing good can come of it if you know what I mean

Maha
29th July 2010, 18:30
No smoke just a hummmmmmmmm if you know what I mean.

Mom
29th July 2010, 19:07
Hard day at the swamp today for a couple of us then, might have to reset my capacitor later if you know what I mean

Edbear
29th July 2010, 19:21
Is it humming if you know what I mean?

ducatilover
29th July 2010, 19:32
A happy wavering hum if you know what I mean? :innocent:

Coldrider
29th July 2010, 19:33
most electrical things have pre-packaged smoke just waiting to get out, if you know what I mean
it is to let you know when it is fuduke

Genie
29th July 2010, 20:18
Oh I've seen them..you plug 'em in and hey presto....smoke! If you know what I mean

http://www.huahinflorist.com/shop/h/huahinflorist/img-lib/spd_20100124185719_b.jpg

Mom
29th July 2010, 20:20
Letting the smoke out of stuff is not a really good thing and is usually terminal if you know what I mean.

Lucky I gave up smoking so it wont be possible to let the smoke out of me :D

Genie
29th July 2010, 20:21
sometimes, I can get things smokin....if you know what I mean

(the toaster)

Mom
29th July 2010, 20:22
So many ways to respond :innocent:

Do I go lube or Toaster if you know what I mean

Genie
29th July 2010, 20:26
You can go with both if you so desire....if you know what I mean

2wheeldrifter
29th July 2010, 20:54
You can go with both if you so desire....if you know what I mean

must be fun times in the kitchen, does the post man call twice... if you know what I mean

Maha
29th July 2010, 21:32
The postman only comes once around these parts if you know what I mean.

2wheeldrifter
29th July 2010, 21:38
The postman only comes once around these parts if you know what I mean.

Bit of a slacky is he, anyhow you shouldnt be receiving the male.. mail......

If you know what I mean

Genie
30th July 2010, 07:00
posite round here is about 60 and female....wonder if she comes at all.....if you know what I mean

2wheeldrifter
30th July 2010, 07:05
ahhhh some artificial cooking igredence and utensils made by needed.... if you know what I mean

Genie
30th July 2010, 07:10
geez...you completely lost me there, must be too early for this wee chickie....if you know what I mean

(I'm easilty confused)

Quasi
30th July 2010, 07:18
geez...you completely lost me there, must be too early for this wee chickie....if you know what I mean

(I'm easilty confused)

tools.....to play with fire.......if you know what i mean

Genie
30th July 2010, 07:26
oh...i'm just hoping I get on my bike today....if you know what I mean

2wheeldrifter
30th July 2010, 07:31
On your ole black beauty mmmm, one of you hums.... if you know what I mean

oldrider
30th July 2010, 12:00
If you know what I mean......this thread prompts the rude in my brain cells! :shifty:

Mom
30th July 2010, 14:03
I love the tag horny old people if you know what I mean :laugh:

Genie
30th July 2010, 14:29
Who's horny???? What is horny???? What is a tag????

I'm just Mentally Unstable....if you know what I mean

Mom
30th July 2010, 14:34
See below if you know what I mean

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MSTRS
30th July 2010, 15:06
Tag! You're 'it'...if you know what I mean

Genie
30th July 2010, 15:34
Ha...I've always been 'it'....if you know what I mean

nodrog
30th July 2010, 15:38
An "IT" means something completly different where I am from, if you know what I mean.

Fanny

Mom
30th July 2010, 15:40
Cousin IT if you know what I mean

Genie
30th July 2010, 15:44
Information Technology.....if you know what I mean :lol::shutup:

MSTRS
30th July 2010, 17:47
Inter Transitional...if you know what I mean

Mom
30th July 2010, 17:48
Skype is the friggen best thing since sliced bread if you know what I mean

MadDuck
30th July 2010, 21:30
Skype is the friggen best thing since sliced bread if you know what I mean

Only if you have someone to talk to ...if you know what I mean

Coldrider
30th July 2010, 21:38
Only if you have someone to talk to ...if you know what I meanand only if they agree to talk to you, if you know what I mean

MadDuck
30th July 2010, 22:09
and only if they agree to talk to you, if you know what I mean

I know what you mean...if you know what I mean

Maha
31st July 2010, 09:31
Some people state the obvious just to appear intelligent if you know what I mean.

ie: Ben Spies will get at podium this year. :corn:

Coldrider
31st July 2010, 10:21
others appear intelligent until they state something (anything), beats wearing those black square frame specs, if you know what I mean

Edbear
31st July 2010, 11:53
Some people state the obvious just to appear intelligent if you know what I mean.

ie: Ben Spies will get at podium this year. :corn:

Well, without stating the obvious, I think you're right, if you know what I mean.. :yes:

FJRider
31st July 2010, 11:54
There are times when it is best to remain silent and just be thought a fool ... if you know what I mean ...

Genie
31st July 2010, 16:50
I've found the the more bourbon I drink the more intelligent I become....If you know what I mean


(It's a bit like beer googles)

Mom
31st July 2010, 17:02
(It's a bit like beer googles)

I have stopped drinking beer because of the googles it used to give me if you know what I mean

Ratti
31st July 2010, 17:27
Got sealed papers from court today....its over!

Yaaaaaaaay! iykwim

Maha
31st July 2010, 17:39
Celebrations if you know what I mean

Edbear
31st July 2010, 18:06
Back to the Bourbon and beer goggles if you know what I mean?

Mom
31st July 2010, 18:10
Got sealed papers from court today....its over!

Yaaaaaaaay! iykwim

That sort of news is always on topic if you know what I mean.

Maha
31st July 2010, 18:52
Some spirts can make you fall on your arse and hurt baby hurt if you know what I mean.

Mom
31st July 2010, 19:05
Some spirts can make you fall on your arse and hurt baby hurt if you know what I mean.

Sometimes apples are not your friends for sure if you know what I mean

Fatt Max
31st July 2010, 19:11
my missus only wants me for my unlimited bourbon supply, if you know what i mean

Mom
31st July 2010, 19:14
Bourbon is over rated, wine on the other hand :D If you know what I mean

Edbear
31st July 2010, 19:14
I'm still trying to figure out what my Missus wants me for if you know what I mean.

Mom
31st July 2010, 19:15
Simply irresistable if you know what I mean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ-eisHzA84

Fatt Max
31st July 2010, 19:23
15 years ago to the day that I met the missus, the only way I could coax her back to my place was the promise of a bottle of bourbon in the cupboard.....and the rest is pis-tory, if you know what I mean

Edbear
31st July 2010, 19:39
Simply irresistable if you know what I mean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ-eisHzA84

So that's my problem if you know what I mean... :innocent:


15 years ago to the day that I met the missus, the only way I could coax her back to my place was the promise of a bottle of bourbon in the cupboard.....and the rest is pis-tory, if you know what I mean

33 years ago it was my youthful good looks and my shy charm... these days it's like I'm a pair of comfy old PJ's if you know what I mean...

Edbear
31st July 2010, 19:41
my missus only wants me for my unlimited bourbon supply, if you know what i mean


15 years ago to the day that I met the missus, the only way I could coax her back to my place was the promise of a bottle of bourbon in the cupboard.....and the rest is pis-tory, if you know what I mean

Looks like we've found FM's secret to his long marriage... ply her with Bourbon and keep her sloshed if you know what I mean... :sunny:

MadDuck
31st July 2010, 22:05
the promise of a bottle of bourbon in the cupboard

Where do I find me a man that will offer this .... if you know what I mean.

Coldrider
31st July 2010, 23:03
a man, or a bourban, if you know what I mean

oldrider
1st August 2010, 00:08
Where do I find me a man that will offer this .... if you know what I mean.

The Bourbon and the cupboard are easy, finding a real "man" may be impossible today!.......If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

Maha
1st August 2010, 09:41
Um! Helloooooooooo!! if you know what I mean.

Genie
1st August 2010, 10:14
The Bourbon and the cupboard are easy, finding a real "man" may be impossible today!.......If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

I had me a man with his bourbon....married him I did....the bourbon was better than he...and now, I just need me a "real" Master......If you know what I mean

2wheeldrifter
1st August 2010, 11:09
I had me a man with his bourbon....married him I did....the bourbon was better than he...and now, I just need me a "real" Master......If you know what I mean

"Down girl and blow here"... if you know what I mean

MSTRS
1st August 2010, 11:58
Got sealed papers from court today....its over!

Yaaaaaaaay! iykwim

Congrats, but...
If they're sealed, how do you know what they say? If you know what I mean

Ratti
1st August 2010, 12:11
smart arse... and I KNOW ykwim, iykwim

oldrider
1st August 2010, 15:23
iykwim reads like myquim in the initial subconscious!........If you know what I mean! :shit:

yungatart
1st August 2010, 15:25
I have no idea what you mean, if you know what I mean....

Edbear
1st August 2010, 15:29
Maybe we need a definition of myquim if you know what I mean

oldrider
1st August 2010, 15:45
My "quim" -Try "Urban dictionary" no holds barred there!.......If you know what I mean! :lol:

Maha
1st August 2010, 15:56
iykwim reads like myquim in the initial subconscious!........If you know what I mean! :shit:

It does John, and its just plain lazy iykw....opps if you know what I mean.

Edbear
1st August 2010, 16:41
After checking said Urban Dictionary, I concur if you know what I mean... :shutup:

Hitcher
1st August 2010, 17:21
You ain't seen nothing like the Mighty Quim, according to Manfred Man, if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
1st August 2010, 17:46
Or Manfred Mann...if you know what I mean

Maha
1st August 2010, 17:52
Or Manfred Manns Earth Band if you know what I mean.

Mom
1st August 2010, 18:12
Hair splitters unite if you know what I mean.

Mom
2nd August 2010, 09:09
Split Enz :Punk: if you know what I mean.

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MSTRS
2nd August 2010, 09:17
Dyslexics Untie....if you know what I mean

Ronin
2nd August 2010, 10:00
allways ensure you listen for the pitter patter of little feet coming up the hallway on a sunday morning if you know what I mean.

Mom
2nd August 2010, 10:03
Mommy I want a cuddle too is a much worse thing to hear if you know what I mean. DAMHIK :pinch:

rustyrobot
2nd August 2010, 10:22
"What are you doing? I thought I heard someone breaking in to the house" "Wrestling" "I want to wrestle too!"
NO YOU CAN'T... if you know what I mean.

oldrider
2nd August 2010, 10:31
allways ensure you listen for the pitter patter of little feet coming up the hallway on a sunday morning if you know what I mean.

That's a treasured sound that you really miss as time.......if you know what I mean! :bye:

Ratti
2nd August 2010, 11:25
Cats fighting in the hall on a sunday morning spoils the moment too- iy kno wim

Maha
2nd August 2010, 13:00
''Are you two fighting'' was once uttered during peak hour if you know what I mean.

Ronin
2nd August 2010, 13:27
''Are you two fighting'' was once uttered during peak hour if you know what I mean.

Hidden shagging crouching Ronin if you know what I mean.

Foxzee
2nd August 2010, 13:32
Hidden shagging crouching Ronin if you know what I mean.

I wouldn't say crouching....I'd say fast moving...if you know what I mean

Ronin
2nd August 2010, 13:40
I wouldn't say crouching....I'd say fast moving...if you know what I mean

Bedroom Ninja styles if you know what I mean.

Maha
2nd August 2010, 14:33
And it was over before it began if you know what I mean.

yungatart
2nd August 2010, 15:49
Unlike this thread, if you know what I mean....

Ronin
2nd August 2010, 15:58
And it was over before it began if you know what I mean.
Began 3 times if you know what I mean

Ratti
2nd August 2010, 18:46
Yup, it happens. I hear there are meds for that these days.
if u Kno wim

( geez Oldy, you go tme paranoid about using abbreviations now! )

Genie
2nd August 2010, 22:37
Began 3 times if you know what I mean

3rd time's a charm...if you know what I mean

Ronin
2nd August 2010, 22:56
3rd time's a charm...if you know what I mean

That's what she said if you know what I mean

Genie
2nd August 2010, 22:58
somebody's onto a good thing....if you know what I mean

Eyegasm
3rd August 2010, 12:20
Who's onto me??? If you know what i mean

Genie
3rd August 2010, 12:26
so you're a good thing are you???? If you know what I mean

Ronin
3rd August 2010, 16:56
so you're a good thing are you???? If you know what I mean

Only if you hold onto his ears if you know what I mean.

Ratti
3rd August 2010, 17:59
he says he's a good thing..only fucks up not falls off...if u kno wim

Coldrider
3rd August 2010, 18:00
better than 'an earful', if you know what I mean

Ratti
3rd August 2010, 18:29
sticky out ears give one something to hold onto in the heat of the moment- iyk wot Im

Genie
3rd August 2010, 18:31
thighs seem to work rather well also....if you know what I mean

oldrider
3rd August 2010, 23:59
thighs seem to work rather well also....if you know what I mean

Are thighs the same as "sighs" but with a wee bit of a lisp!............if you know what I mean! :innocent:

Maha
4th August 2010, 08:16
Mark Mark Mark sounds like a dog with a hair lip if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
4th August 2010, 08:33
he says he's a good thing..only fucks up not falls off...if u kno wim

In which case, she might be prone to falling off...if you know what I mean

oldrider
4th August 2010, 10:33
Sex in ones seventies is a modern sci-fi experience...."lost in space".......if you know what I mean! :dodge:

MSTRS
4th August 2010, 11:17
...."lost in space"......

Surgery can correct that...if you know what I mean

Eyegasm
4th August 2010, 14:23
Sex in ones seventies is a modern sci-fi experience...."lost in space".......if you know what I mean! :dodge:

Like throwing a sausage down a hallway, If you know what I mean.

oldrider
4th August 2010, 16:11
Like throwing a sausage down a hallway, If you know what I mean.

If her indoors reads that last post I'll be wishing "I was that sausage"! :shit:.......if you know what I mean! :yes:

crazyhorse
4th August 2010, 16:47
I like sausages..... if you know what I mean :whistle:

oldrider
4th August 2010, 17:05
I like sausages..... if you know what I mean :whistle:

You got the sauce, I could be that sausage..............If you know what I mean! :banana:

crazyhorse
4th August 2010, 17:09
You got the sauce, I could be that sausage..............If you know what I mean! :banana:

Some sausages come with their own sauce.... if you know what I mean :woohoo:

Ratti
4th August 2010, 19:45
self-saucing sausages? I've seen one of those. iykwim

Maha
4th August 2010, 20:23
Too cheesy if you know what I mean.

yungatart
5th August 2010, 08:20
Cheesy sausages are just wrong, if you know what I mean..

Genie
5th August 2010, 08:55
Huttons Sizzlers.....double cheese...If you know what I mean

MSTRS
5th August 2010, 09:55
Add what you like to the outside, but when I bite into a sausage I expect to find...sausage. If you know what I mean

Genie
5th August 2010, 12:36
OMG...you bite them...didn't know that....if you know what I mean

MSTRS
5th August 2010, 13:00
Fair suck of the sav...if you know what I mean

Genie
5th August 2010, 13:03
Yeah...dipped in dipping sauce....Yummie.....if you know what I mean

Coldrider
5th August 2010, 22:43
a bit of flavour on a otherwise tasteless snag, if you know what I mean

2wheeldrifter
5th August 2010, 23:59
a bit of flavour on a otherwise tasteless nag, if you know what I mean

Who's been taste testing a nag thats called B... if you know what I mean

Quasi
6th August 2010, 08:55
yesterday I burnt my tongue on a hot suasage......if you know what i mean

Eyegasm
6th August 2010, 08:59
Blow it first... If you know what I mean.

MSTRS
6th August 2010, 09:10
'Blow' is just a figure of speech...if you know what I mean

Maha
6th August 2010, 09:12
A tap on the back of the head ensures all is not wasted if you know what I mean.

Eyegasm
6th August 2010, 13:30
'Blow' is just a figure of speech...if you know what I mean

To get a girl to do what you want, you need to tell her to do the opposite, If you know what I mean.

Genie
6th August 2010, 13:41
haha...the art of reverse psychology...if you know what I mean

huff3r
6th August 2010, 16:35
haha...the art of reverse psychology...if you know what I mean

A valuable skill when dealing with anyone stubborn, if you know what i mean

oldrider
6th August 2010, 19:53
To get a girl to do what you want, you need to tell her to do the opposite, If you know what I mean.

To get a girl to do what you want, want what she wants!...........If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

Mom
6th August 2010, 20:02
To get a girl to do what you want just love her till she cant object if you know what I mean

crystalball
6th August 2010, 20:10
get a bike! its safer if you know what i mean.

Maha
6th August 2010, 20:29
Cant swallow a bike if you know what I mean.

2wheeldrifter
6th August 2010, 20:59
Cant swallow a bike if you know what I mean.

Cant finger your prick either... if you know what I mean

MSTRS
7th August 2010, 11:00
Frayed cables CAN prick your finger tho...if you know what I mean

Ratti
7th August 2010, 11:03
To get a girl to do what you want, want what she wants!...........If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

listen to this man he speaketh only the truth..iykwim

Genie
7th August 2010, 19:01
kinda just might be the only one on earth...if you know what I mean :innocent:

Coldrider
7th August 2010, 19:51
The Mysterons killed all the other earthmen. if you know what I mean.

Mom
7th August 2010, 19:59
I have one of those amazing men if you know what I mean

marie_speeds
7th August 2010, 21:42
I have one of those amazing men if you know what I mean

Who knows how to treat a lady if you know what I mean

MSTRS
8th August 2010, 11:03
What chance do men have, when even lesbians don't understand women...if you know what I mean

marie_speeds
8th August 2010, 11:31
Variety is the spice of life if you know what I mean

2wheeldrifter
8th August 2010, 11:55
Variety is the spice of life if you live in Bangkok........ if you know what I mean

Ratti
8th August 2010, 14:39
well if anyone knows about variety, you do 'drift....iykwim

oldrider
8th August 2010, 16:09
well if anyone knows about variety, you do 'drift....iykwim

Ratti tat tat, let's go for a blat..........if you know what I mean! :wari:

2wheeldrifter
8th August 2010, 16:22
Ratti tat tat, let's go for a blat..........if you know what I mean! :wari:

yes, lets... if you know what I mean :)

Foxzee
8th August 2010, 19:17
SPLAT!!!!...if you know what I mean

Ronin
9th August 2010, 07:32
SPLAT!!!!...if you know what I mean

You should open the door before you walk through it if you know what I mean

Mom
9th August 2010, 07:50
Walking into glass doors hurts if you know what I mean.