If You Know What I Mean

[Mom]

Purves :bleh:

Should we give them a show? If you know what I mean :blip:

:drool:

[Mom]

Go on, you know you want to, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Quick!...show 'em ya nuts...:weird:...if you know what I meanYou show em yours... they already know I am... if ya know what I mean :eek:

[cc rider]

Go on, you know you want to, if you know what I mean.Hehe! That reminds me, I still have that lovely photo of your sexy bare shoulders, so brown in the sun. From last time I was over.
I still replay our 'slow motion' run & kiss at the track mmmm! if you know what I mean :hug:

[cc rider]

Be back in a lil while. I have to get my front end out & take pics for another thread... if ya know whAt I mean :ride:

[husaberg]

Purves and fronts ends, on the up..... re the marshmallows there is a game where one shoves stuff into someones mouth till they melt .
its called chubby bunny.. i wonder how they wood have came up with the name mmmmmmm... iykwim.
Actually hollywood starlet casting is similar......

[Mom]

Purves and fronts ends on the up..... re the marshmallows there is a game where one shoves stuff into someones mouth till they melt . its called chubby bunny.. i wonder how they wood have came up with the name mmmmmmm... iykwim.
Actually hollywood starlet casting is similar......

Bling limits suck a large kumera if you know what I mean...

cc :drinknsin

[husaberg]

Kumara is a root vegetable, Karma is made to spread about, and kumara karmasuitsya....iykwim

ps all this cyber leg pulling is getting Swifta jealous just look at her eyes....

[Mom]

all this cyber leg pulling is getting Swifta jealous just look at her eyes....

Good night husa babe....

:blip: (iykwim)

[husaberg]

tap tap.....are you awake ....before you nod off........iykwim

[Mom]

What????????? I am still here...

Knock, knock, whos there? IYKWIM

[cc rider]

Who you tappin husafusa??... If I nod off, I'm sure you'll give me a poke... :bleh:

[cc rider]

Knock, knock, whos there? IYKWIMHusa......

[husaberg]

Songs, knock knock knock on wood & When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that Amour......
oh what i i needed to warn you ladies is things can go bump in the night. ps i am not really that chivalrous but have a sword of sorts........iykwim

[cc rider]

Take no prisoners when it comes to pizza... if ya what ever

[husaberg]

Comes to the dish i like Hawaiian ,but only a couple of minutes in the lips though, slightly longer on the hips....iykwim...

[cc rider]

Comes to the dish i like Hawaiian ,but only a couple of minutes in the lips though, slightly longer on the hips....iykwim...A lil Hawaiian dancing will get those hips moving... if you know what I mean :woohoo:

I make great pizza... ask cave weta... if you know what I mean :niceone:

[husaberg]

A lil Hawaiian dancing will get those hips moving... if you know what I mean :woohoo:

I make great pizza... ask cave weta... if you know what I mean :niceone:
Know hula, but i can lip sync to the Pussy Cat Dolls....(Nicole Scherzinger was Hawaiian-born)
The Cave Weta is horny little critter, nocturnal and used to living in darkness. I understand they are also hypersensitive to vibrations....iykwim

[cc rider]

Know hula, but i can lip sync to the Pussy Cat Dolls....(Nicole Scherzinger was Hawaiian-born)
The Cave Weta is horny little critter, nocturnal and used to living in darkness. I understand they are also hypersensitive to vibrations....iykwimHmmm... possibly true, but my weta lives in a house truck & is me best bud... he knows what I mean :Punk:

[husaberg]

Hmmm... possibly true, but my weta lives in a house truck & is me best bud... he knows what I mean :Punk:

You can have a truck load of fun with a friend with BenHEfits........iykwim

[Edbear]

On second thoughts... maybe you're right husawusa, jus finished a 400g bag of marshmallows.
... but in my defence, they were less then 12mths until Used by Date... if you know what I mean :sick:

That's indefensible, if you know what I mean... :Police:

[husaberg]

In her defence there is all sorts of udder stuff at the meat market at the moment that should have a best before tag...iykwim

[cc rider]

In her defence there is all sorts of udder stuff at the fruit & veg market at the moment that should have a best before tag...iykwimTeeHee nom nom nom :niceone: if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

0101 :zzzz: ..... If you know what I mean! :whistle:

[Maha]

....the year you were born :rolleyes:....iykwim.

[husaberg]

I was born in the year of the BUFFALO: A born leader, you inspire confidence from all around you. You are conservative methodical, and good with your hands. Guard against being chauvinistic and always demanding your own way. The Buffalo would be successful as a skilled surgeon, general, or hairdresser. WTF Hairdresser......iykwim

http://www.chinatoday.com/culture/zodiac/zodiac.htm

[swtfa]

The year of the SNAKE: Rich in wisdom and charm - must avoid procrastination...
Bring it on husa... iykwim:whistle:

[husaberg]

Snake........ you charmer you :innocent:
"bring it on" Ok .....for sure ...I are up to it..... actually i like to keep my options open, so put me in the down for it section as well, wood ya..
Question is though, when the slipper is placed on the other foot swftarella .Will you make it to the ball.......... iykwim

[cc rider]

0101 :zzzz: ..... If you know what I mean! :whistle::yawn: I'm not that boring am I :blink: ... if you know what I mean




TIGER: You are sensitive, emotional, and capable of great love. However, you have a tendency to get carried away and be stubborn about what you think is right; often seen as a "Hothead" or rebel. Your sign shows you would be excellent as a boss, explorer, race car driver, or matador.... :Punk: if you know what I mean


and I'm a Leo ... Grrrwl :laugh:

[Maha]

From what 'Year' were these words?..........iykwim

''On a morning from a Bogart movie
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Contemplating a crime''

[husaberg]

From what 'Year' were these words?..........iykwim

''On a morning from a Bogart movie
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Contemplating a crime''

Lap it up then 9 wifes....or is tails ....although i don't see much resemblance iykwim

[oldrider]

:yawn: I'm not that boring am I :blink: ... if you know what I mean

Simple really --- it was the time that you posted --- Oldriders were asleep by then! .... If you know what I mean! :shifty:

[husaberg]

Simple really --- it was the time that you posted --- Oldriders were asleep by then! .... If you know what I mean! :shifty:

.....time you "posted" CC that's a little OTT even for me.........iykwim

[oldrider]

....the year you were born :rolleyes:....iykwim.

Try 1939 ... WW2 and me both ... WW2 (thankfully) faded away into history ... meh, I'm still kickin ... if you know what I mean! :drinknsin

[Mom]

Simple really --- it was the time that you posted --- Oldriders were asleep by then! .... If you know what I mean! :shifty:


.....time you "posted" CC that's a little OTT even for me.........iykwim

OMG! You lovely thangs need to meet/ need one of the few women I would turn for :o

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you know what I mean :drool:

[Edbear]

Try 1939 ... WW2 and me both ... WW2 (thankfully) faded away into history ... meh, I'm still kickin ... if you know what I mean! :drinknsin

Just not as high as you used to, IYKWIM :rockon:

[Edbear]

OMG! You lovely thangs need to meet/ need one of the few women I would turn for :o

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you know what I mean :drool:

My eyes behold beauty every night if you know what I mean... :love:

[Mom]

My eyes behold beauty every night if you know what I mean... :love:

:sick: :puke:

:love: :hug:


No friggen idea IYKWIM

[Edbear]

:sick: :puke:

:love: :hug:


No friggen idea IYKWIM

Hee hee! If you know what I mean... ;)

[husaberg]

OMG! You lovely thangs need to meet/ need one of the few women I would turn for :o

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you know what I mean :drool:

I like beautiful eyes and beholding, but Beauty fades, Then again so does ones eyesight...... :scratch:
but really I'd rather a conversation than remarkable aural persuasion..ok i'd rather both..... iykwim
Mila Kunis I've yet to meet a lady that wouldn't turn for her......

[Edbear]

I like beautiful eyes and beholding, but Beauty fades, Then again so does ones eyesight......

Mila Kunis I've yet to meet a lady that wouldn't turn for her......

I tried to pay Mrs. Bear a compliment a while ago but it didn't quite come out as intended. I told her she still looked beautiful even without my glasses on... :pinch: if you know what I mean. :doh:

[husaberg]

Maybe you should have laid your sole bare rather than inhale your foot
you could of said
You know.... I love you more now....
More than you ever knew you could love before.
That you are so glad you have shared our lives together.
You realise that although neither of your bodies are what they once were.
You still find her extremely desirable and sexy.
You then say to her that you know that sometimes in the heat of an argument.
You have said stuff you later regretted
That sometimes although you may have seemed cold and distant
but throughout it, you have always loved her.
That she is just right for you.
then an only then......
do you suggest the threesome with Goldilocks...iykwim

[Maha]

Ya know the saying My Shit Doesn't Stink?..well it does, its just not that unpleasent...iykwim

[oneofsix]

comes out smelling of roses - iykwim

[Maha]

Its the thorny bits ya gotta lookout for......iykwim.


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[oldrider]

Its the thorny bits ya gotta lookout for......iykwim.


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You can say that again ... if you know what I mean! :whistle:

[Maha]

Its the thorny bits ya gotta lookout for......iykwim.

[oldrider]

Its the thorny bits ya gotta lookout for......iykwim.

Still just kickin the pricks eh .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[husaberg]

Still just kickin the pricks eh .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

Virginity is like a bubble. One prick and it's all gone...

[cc rider]

Simple really --- it was the time that you posted --- Oldriders were asleep by then! .... If you know what I mean! :shifty:Time is relative... and its relatively 2 hrs earlier here... if you know what I mean :wings:


.....time you "posted" CC that's a little OTT even for me.........iykwimLick a stamp & post me to Warkworth... if you know what I mean :soon:

[husaberg]

oh...cc why are you a Russian this through... ... Wouldn't licking and sticking you in the mail slot be an logistic issue .......
OK be it rain, hail or snow or sleet. The mail must get through.
It also gives new meaning to the Pony Express.......iykwim....

[cc rider]

I'm in a hurry see me peeps :grouphug:
"Handle with Care"... if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

OMG! You lovely thangs need to meet/ need one of the few women I would turn for :o

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you know what I mean :drool::rofl: you naughty girl you...

... beergoggles are an amazing thing... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Beer goggles are for amateurs, on safari you need to get yourself some Burbon binoculars.....iykwim

[cc rider]

A hunting we shall go... if you know what I mean :ar15:

[husaberg]

Hi ho the dairy whipo..........iykwim

[cc rider]

I had scones & cream today for a treat after 14hrs of fasting... Yum! if you know what I mean :yes:

[Ratti]

14 hours IS quite fast.

iykwim

[Maha]

Not if its done in reverse.........iykwim.

[oldrider]

Aham dna Ittar era unnug trats gniod sgniht ni esrever won .... !MJWKYI :confused:

[Hopeful Bastard]

Aham dna Ittar era unnug trats gniod sgniht ni esrever won .... !MJWKYI :confused:

Ya pants on back to front, Or just the Keyboard.. IYKWIM

[husaberg]

I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady........iykwim

[swtfa]

Does this robot come with a floppy or a small usb stick...? iykwim

[husaberg]

Does this robot come with a floppy or a small usb stick...? iykwim

Hard drive only sorry (with a lot of built in RAM) needs a flash mamory though
It comes with no instruction book (but has virus protection) ,so you might need to do little fiddling around with it ...........iykwim

[Mom]

Hard drive only sorry (with a lot of built in RAM) needs a flash mamory though
It comes with no instructions ,so you might need to do little fiddling around with it ...........iykwim

Complaints about poor technique fall on deaf ears! My advice? Get stuck in. Fine tuning? Fiddle away iykwim

[husaberg]

Complaints about poor technique fall on deaf ears! My advice? Get stuck in. Fine tuning? Fiddle away iykwim

The custoMoma is always right, but in my area broadband service is poor, sometimes it can not achieve download from my server should i Cc in the Helpdesk.....iykwim

[cc rider]

The custoMoma is always right, but in my area broadband service is poor, sometimes it can not achieve download from my server should i Cc in the Helpdesk.....iykwim:confused: Er Um... Did you call?? Haha husa you know me & technology (poo had to look that up :o ), I'm all fingers & thumbs
... are you sure I have crawl under the desk to check the powercord??... if you know what I mean :innocent:

[oldrider]

Lock your door before you crawl under the desk cc you could be vulnerable to attack from the rear .... if you know what I mean! :shit: (it's an old West Coast ploy y' know) :shifty:

[husaberg]

:confused: Er Um... Did you call?? Haha husa you know me & technology (poo had to look that up :o ), I'm all fingers & thumbs
... are you sure I have crawl under the desk to check the powercord??... if you know what I mean :innocent:
While you are down there there is the USB may require some attention.iykwim

Lock your door before you crawl under the desk cc you could be vulnerable to attack from the rear .... if you know what I mean! :shit: (it's an old West Coast ploy y' know) :shifty:
CC has a Laptop..but for a lady a true Coaster will fire off a warning shot while you they are on the way in....iykwim

[oldrider]

Hey, did the world end this morning? :confused: --- if it did, I can't tell the difference! :shifty: ..... if you know what I mean! :mellow:

[oldrider]

a true Coaster will fire off a warning shot while you they are on the way in.

In the North Island that's called PE ? :whistle: .... if you know what I mean!

[husaberg]

In the North Island that's called PE ? :whistle: .... if you know what I mean!

We don't have a name for it where i come from....
But i thought you oldies take all night to do what you used to do all night anyway.........
but i guess some might find your approach a mild form of flattery????.iykwim

It does show you came to party, its just you got there before the Host arrived..........

[oldrider]

True!

It is not the doing that kills us oldies, it is the lack of recovery! .... If you know what I mean! :lol:

[husaberg]

True!

It is not the doing that kills us oldies, it is the lack of recovery! .... If you know what I mean! :lol:

I don't want to seem cold,:cold: but my heart bleeds...:cry: that's the way i want shuffle off this mortal coil beats the way Michael Hutchence went out :tugger:.......iykwim

[cc rider]

Too much to even try... I'll keep my lappy in my lap me thinks... though am taking tablet with me next NZ visit... best be safe... if you know what I mean :sweatdrop :blip:

[husaberg]

though am taking tablet with me next NZ visit... best be safe... if you know what I mean :sweatdrop :blip:

watch out for the beagles. I hear they love the little blue tablets as well as your daily swallowed oral therapy.....iykwim

[cc rider]

:eek:... I hope my WiFi will still work... not scooping doggie doo-doo for it though... if you know what I mean



I do like Bagels though... oh beagles (puts glasses on)

[husaberg]

:eek:... I hope my WiFi will still work... not scooping doggie doo-doo for it though... if you know what I mean
I do like Bagels though... oh beagles (puts glasses on)

Doggies........... they just call it Style...iykwim

[cc rider]

A lot of people prefer pussy-cats... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

A lot of people prefer pussy-cats... if you know what I mean
I am a cat person (i like to stoke em and hear them purrrr)but on the other hand dogs do have certain style...... and are so obedient and so willing and eager to please......iykwim

[cc rider]

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the ... if you know what I mean :shifty:

[husaberg]

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the ... if you know what I mean :shifty:

Birds in the hand are worth holding onto, or putting in aviaries...........
Christmas so i will have to enjoy some Wild Turkey as well i guess Xmas spirit:apint:

i like my duck plucked too btw............iykwim

[cc rider]

Beware the spirit of Christmas past... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Beware the spirit of Christmas past... if you know what I mean

I like my fillies to be spirited, and strong walled......iykwim

[cc rider]

I like my fillies to be spirited, and strong walled......iykwimSo drunk n built like a brick shyte house aye... if you know what I mean ;)

[husaberg]

So drunk n built like a brick shyte hous eaye... if you know what I mean ;)
it wasn't a typo:msn-wink: but must have indoor plumbing..........
adventurous and animated,drunk and stacked,sober and smart,fit and freaky, light and tasty, flat and funny, nice and nasty...iykwim

[cc rider]

...must have indoor plumbing..........
adventurous and animated,drunk and stacked,sober and smart,fit and freaky, light and tasty, flat and funny, nice and nastyThese are the things little gurls are made of... if you know what I mean :wings:

... and in-doors plumbing


:eek:

[husaberg]

Sweet and Spicey....... only CC's is tasting like these..........iykwim

[c4.]

Get a room, IYKWIM

[cc rider]

Haha, would be big room with all the naughty purvey peeps on this thread... if ya know what we mean

[Ratti]

I'm very tall...I'll look through the window...iykwim

[husaberg]

Don't worry you can join in......... its not cheating if your misses is watching.....iykwim

[cc rider]

I know I'm not THAT sort of swinger... if you know what I mean :innocent:

Watchout for bottom pinchers Ratti... IYKWIM ;)

[husaberg]

I know I'm not THAT sort of swinger... if you know what I mean :innocent:

oh... sweetie, It's just haven't came across the right situation yet you may have been mixing in the wrong circles the key to partying is an open mind..iykwim


I'm very tall...I'll look through the window...iykwim
how tall, like beach volleyball tall? iykwim....

[Ratti]

178cm...how tall is a volleyball? iykwim

[husaberg]

178cm...how tall is a volleyball? iykwim


178cm is that in heels?.........regardless you're a long drink of water:apint:and i are plenty thirsty. (its Hot here)
re the beach volleyball i must admit i never took much notice of the ball..........iykwim.

[Mom]

Too much to even try... I'll keep my lappy in my lap me thinks... though am taking tablet with me next NZ visit... best be safe... if you know what I mean :sweatdrop :blip:

Tablets? Bain of my life really. I rattle if you shake me IYKWIM

Poxy things.l

[Maha]

Pull the lever and change comes out.........if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Pull the lever and change comes out.........if you know what I mean.

yeah but if i wasn't fully satisfied after i made a deposit would it be rude to ask for a refund to cover my time...iykwim

[Maha]

+ GST - WHT and ACC Levy there is not much point.........if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

+ GST - WHT and ACC Levy there is not much point.........if you know what I mean.

I took the Chevy to the levy, but the levy was dry....summer of..........iykwim

[Ratti]

If it's dry, you ain't doin' it right

iykwim








p.s I hit 6'4" plus in heels Husab

[husaberg]

If it's dry, you ain't doin' it right.....iykwim
so should they send jack or Jill down to fetch a pail of water?

p.s I hit 6'4" plus in heels Husab
.........not sure if you mean hit it or tap it...........iykwim
PS .........you had me at heels;)

[Bald Eagle]

a pail of water or a bottle or 5 iykwim

[husaberg]

a pail of water or a bottle or 5 iykwim

A long necked bottle of wine perhaps? shes a long drink after all.

[Ratti]

mmm..wine...4-5 bottles and I'm anyones - iykwim

[oldrider]

mmm..wine...4-5 bottles and I'm anyones - iykwim

Damn, so often I have been told that I am a "nobody"! ..... If you know what I mean! :weep:

[husaberg]

mmm..wine...4-5 bottles and I'm anyones - iykwim
really a winer i had you down for a moaner hopefully a screamer ...iykwim

Damn, so often I have been told that I am a "nobody"! ..... If you know what I mean! :weep:
Nobody called today, she hung up when i asked her name....nobody is a body at-least....iykwim

[Ratti]

Damn, so often I have been told that I am a "nobody"! ..... If you know what I mean! :weep:

You're a Somebody to me Oldy


iykwim

[Ratti]

[QUOTE=husaberg;1130454421]really a winer i had you down for a moaner hopefully a screamer ...iykwim

Takes a real man to make Ratti scream....iykwim

[husaberg]

[QUOTE=husaberg;1130454421]really a winer i had you down for a moaner hopefully a screamer ...iykwim

Takes a real man to make Ratti scream....iykwim
well i are not make believe.........
Real men don't wear pink, they eat it...........iykwim

[oldrider]

"Pink" --- truly, nectar of the gods! :yes: .... If you know what I mean!

[Ratti]

We do in this home Oldy ;)


iykwim

and i know you do! Merry Christmas All

[husaberg]

I just realised you work with leather..... does your work some spread into your home activities....iykwim

merry Xmas to the all girls & Boys, a special thanks to Switfa CC and Mom........

[Bald Eagle]

Posted on behalf of Ratti:

" As a matter of fact it does .. :banana::banana: iykwim "

P.S :spanking::msn-wink:

[Edbear]

Posted on behalf of Ratti:

" As a matter of fact it does .. :banana::banana: iykwim "

P.S :spanking::msn-wink:

IKWYM, IYKWIM.... :yes: :whistle:

[husaberg]

Posted on behalf of Ratti:

" As a matter of fact it does .. :banana::banana: iykwim "

P.S :spanking::msn-wink:

Why on behalf...... is she a little tied up at the moment???...iykwim

[oldrider]

Why on behalf...... is she a little tied up at the moment???...iykwim

She could get an infringement notice if she exceeds the maximum number of knots in a posted area! .... If you know what I mean! :spanking:

[husaberg]

She could get an infringement notice if she exceeds the maximum number of knots in a posted area! .... If you know what I mean! :spanking:

She outta be careful how tight she does up the top knotage, udderwise it could result in a bun oven...iykwim

[Ratti]

not at my age Husa- iykwim

[husaberg]

Age pah...........You're never too old to feel younger.
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter best keep it unlisted though, unless you want a ringing...........iykwim

[Ratti]

pft...younger..much rather feel 'Older' mmmmm...older men.....iykwim

[husaberg]

pft...younger..much rather feel 'Older' mmmmm...older men.....iykwim

So you still like that old time rock and roll,The kinda music just soothes the soul.
may there always be mad rhythm to your mattress method then ......iykwim

[swtfa]

a woman is as young as the man she feels.
Problem with an internet fantasy, he could be a 10 year old boy - arrrh.... iykwim husa

[husaberg]

a woman is as young as the man she feels.
Problem with an internet fantasy, he could be a 10 year old boy - arrrh.... iykwim husa

he could be 10, as you say its the intermeet afterall........iykwim

[Edbear]

Many try out their fantasies on the Internet if you know what I mean. :yes:

[oldrider]

:weep: "Reality" ---- often the mortal enemy of ---- "Fantasy" ..... If you know what I mean! :bash:

[Edbear]

You mean like a full length mirror? IYKWIM

[husaberg]

You mean like a full length mirror? IYKWIM

The eyes are a mirror to ones soul, so to find ones Cinderella the shoe needs to be a good fit...iykwim

[Ratti]

er...actually NO Ratti doesn't kyym - iykwim


dont mix yr metaphors lad

[Bald Eagle]

So you still like that old time rock and roll.
may there always be mad rhythm to your mattress method then ......iykwim



The eyes are a mirror to ones soul, so to find ones Cinderella the shoe needs to be a good fit...iykwim

or you need to walk a mile in someones slipons ..... iykwim

[Maha]

This message was not sent from one of those things people send messages from...iykwim.

[husaberg]

This message was not sent from one of those things people send messages from...iykwim.
don't shoot the massager

or you need to walk a mile in someones slipons ..... iykwim
While Eagles have great eyesight, altitude can help them gain perspective aim higher..iykwim

er...actually NO Ratti doesn't kyym - iykwim
dont mix yr metaphors lad
metaphorically speaking, i like mine both shaken and stirred....iykwim

[Edbear]

Attitude more than aptitude determines altitude, if you know what I mean. :beer:

[husaberg]

Also,allegedly alluding almost always alleviates all aloofness ...iykwim

[Bald Eagle]

put the bourbon down and step away from the keyboard..... iykwim

[Ratti]

put the bourbon down and step away from the keyboard..... iykwim


:yawn:time for bed yet Dear? Ratti got woken up early this a.m....iykwim

[Edbear]

Early to bed, early to rise... IYKWIM

[husaberg]

rise i think it didn't move, jerry....iykwim

[Ratti]

definatly put the bourbon down then Lad....iykwim

[husaberg]

definatly put the bourbon down then Lad....iykwim

bourbon, Sorry jack don't live around here. i am only drunk sweet from honeydew obtained from beautiful fragrant flowers.......iykwim

[Ratti]

ants milk aphids of honeydew. Blasted pests they are. iykwim

[husaberg]

ants milk aphids of honeydew. Blasted pests they are. iykwim

pssssst........ Ratti Honey.....iykwim

[Ratti]

take a number Junior, there is a Real Man in the front of the queue... iykwim

[husaberg]

take a number Junior, there is a Real Man in the front of the queue... iykwim

QE2,that's a big boat all the sailors line up for that too i guess, join the navy feel a man.......iykwim

[Bald Eagle]

Whatever rocks your boat young man, as a matter of fact Ratti does rock MY boat ... iykwim

[Maha]

Does she 'pipe' you on?....iykwim.

[Bald Eagle]

No she just wiggles in that "special" way iykwim

[Ratti]

Hey BE, wanna come up to my lab and see what's on the slab? wiggle wiggle:love:

[oldrider]

And so,the Bald Eagle swooped down out of the sky, caught and gobbled Ratti and they all lived happily ever after! :love: .... If you know what I mean!

[unstuck]

Im away to put the knifes on, IYKWIM.:Punk::Punk:

[Maha]

A wee bit of seasoning wouldn't go amiss.......if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

Suagr and spice and everything nice, that's what Ratti is made from
IYKWIM




Oldy, I'd bling you, but it won't let me :weep:

[Ratti]

And so,the Bald Eagle swooped down out of the sky, caught and gobbled Ratti and they all lived happily ever after! :love: .... If you know what I mean!


Actually Oldy, it was more like
Ratti stalked BE for 3 years, got him rat-arsed drunk one night, and then had her way with him...well not that same night , but not long after .....iykwim

[Ratti]

Once you've had Ratt, you'll never look back ;)

iykwim

[Bald Eagle]

Once you've had Ratt, you'll never look back ;)

iykwim

You must spread rep before giving it to Ratti again :weep: ... iykwim

[husaberg]

You must spread rep before giving it to Ratti again :weep: ... iykwim

weren't flees (on rats) the source of the plague...might pay to keep an eye on the fur bald Eagle..... iykwim

[Bald Eagle]

inspected up close and personal, thanks for your concern, no fleas on Ratti ... iykwim

[husaberg]

inspected up close and personal, thanks for your concern, no fleas on Ratti ... iykwim

Oh is she perchance a close personal fiend....iykwim

[Ratti]

'fiend' ? U running scared little boy? iykwim

[husaberg]

why? i guess i still drink from a cup that doth Runneth over though....iykwim

[Ratti]

Depends, how you define 'close' IYKWIM

[husaberg]

put some Vaseline on..........for the love of god............think of the children........iykwim
turn the lights off and consider other forms of media
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[Bald Eagle]

vaseline.... lights off.. what are you trying to tell us husa.

we like the lights on.... iykwWm

[husaberg]

maybe you should read between the blinds .....or at the very least keep them well shut........iykwim

[Ratti]

thanks, but we prefer to partake in our own activities.
iykwim

[husaberg]

Colin Meads and Graham Lowe would be happy you are still active in your twilight years....iykwim

[Ratti]

BE and I are like fine wine or brandy, aging gracefully and simply getting better.


iykwim

[husaberg]

both are traditionally made from gapes, maybe i are not drunk enough to appreciate how to make a silk purse from a sows ear..........iykwim

[Maha]

Trying some red grapes tonight, in the guise of Moet if you know what I mean...

[Bald Eagle]

Was looking for a white xmas but it ran out so had the red iykwim

[Maha]

Also bought a bottle of The Ned, a Pinot Gris from down the line, grown from the grapes planted by my great great grandfather Nedwn the Younger in 1863..iykwim.

[Ratti]

Peel a grape for me anyone?

iykwim

[Bald Eagle]

Now that's appealing iykwim

[husaberg]

Truth needs to be clad in new garments if it is to appeal to a new age.........iykwim

Absinthe makes the heart go yonder

[cc rider]

Too many gin mixers & I seem to be absinthe minded & wearing the King's new clothes... if you know what I mean :blink:

... Ok, so I'm a wee bit tipsy & forgot where my pj's are :confused:

[husaberg]

Too many gin mixers & I seem to be absinthe minded & wearing the King's new clothes... if you know what I mean :blink:

... Ok, so I'm a wee bit tipsy & forgot where my pj's are :confused:
Great to see your back cc, but hard evidence outweighs expert testimony...................A teddy that's more than Ed can bear.
The wee bit can you expand on this ............iykwim
C you l8r

[cc rider]

Noice to be back to front... Twas home spun spirits the proof of which was intoxicating... Bears are bare by nature... if you know what i mean

A lil bit goes a long ways husaberry ... if ya know what I mean :blip:

:wavey:

[Edbear]

If Edbear were to bare in nature other's couldn't bear it and may provoke cries of "My eyes! My eyes! Bear away, bear away!" IYKWIM.

[cc rider]

If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of a big surprise... if ya know what I mean :gob:

[Maha]

What happens on Santas lap, stays on Santas lap.....iykwim.

Just summit I heard last night.

[husaberg]

What happens on Santas lap, stays on Santas lap.....iykwim.

Just summit I heard last night.

Santas Lap..... reminds me of the rude plowboy........ giddy up.... woo back....iykwim

[Maha]

Also bought a bottle of The Ned, a Pinot Gris from down the line, grown from the grapes planted by my great great grandfather Nedwn the Younger in 1863..iykwim.

And here is said Ned...:drinkup:....was an ok drop, but I am not much of a wine drinker so I am no gauge iykwim.
What ya fink CC?

[oldrider]

If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of a big surprise... if ya know what I mean :gob:

They did and I stood in it! :shit: I sure got a big surprise! :doh: ..... If you know what I mean!



Hope y'all had a happy New Year, cos we sure did! :yes: :2thumbsup

[cc rider]

And here is said Ned...:drinkup:....was an ok drop, but I am not much of a wine drinker so I am no gauge iykwim.
What ya fink CC?Very nice clarity.. the wine that is ;) Tre chic Maha... if ya know what I mean

I worked the ex's family vineyard seasonally for 21yrs & never got offered a drop :argh: :rolleyes:


They did and I stood in it! :shit: I sure got a big surprise! :doh: ..... If you know what I mean!



Hope y'all had a happy New Year, cos we sure did! :yes: :2thumbsupA rose by any other name... if ya know what I mean

Had a fun New Years (refer post 9176), the 1st day of the new year as a single CC

[husaberg]

the 1st day of the new year as a single CC

A lot of singles vibrate at high revs........i suggest a balance shaft
Sometimes a fresh start is apt to recharge your batteries............iykwim

[cc rider]

Older model with a hardtail, can finally get a space of own to restore to unique style... if you know what I mean :wings:

[husaberg]

Older model with a hardtail, can finally get a space of own to restore to unique style... if you know what I mean :wings:

Hardtail fillie wow ..... it sounds like it might ride a bit rough over the bumpy bits. The jockey will need a good saddle stirrups and a tight hold on the reins..... iykwim

[cc rider]

Solo ride :Punk: :rofl: :bleh:

[husaberg]

Solo ride :Punk: :rofl: :bleh:

:Punk: :rofl: :bleh:..iykwim.,,,,,,,

solo Even Harrison ford had a 9" side kick wookie bear.........iykwim

[cc rider]

I have a 9in NZ Beanie Bear... if ya know stuff :yes:

[unstuck]

I have a 9in NZ Beanie Bear... if ya know stuff :yes:

Try a rabbit, not as limp as a beanie bear, IYKWIM.:devil2:

[husaberg]

I have a 9in NZ Beanie Bear... if ya know stuff :yes:

bean bear.. done that.........
limp.........oh... bear have a sore paw? U better give him the flick if hes lame.....iykwim

[Edbear]

I worked the ex's family vineyard seasonally for 21yrs & never got offered a drop :argh: :rolleyes:

How rude! Should'a had lots of drops! IYKWIM

[husaberg]

How rude! Should'a had lots of drops! IYKWIM

That a bitter pill to swallow I did however the urge to shout sour grapes........... Well nearly......
for taste testing did they spit..............iykwim

[cc rider]

Swallowed... you know the drill :D

[husaberg]

:whistle:That's what the dentist told me last time:o.....iykwim.
The bill hurt more......

[cc rider]

Try a rabbit, not as limp as a beanie bear, IYKWIM.:devil2:They iz quick lil guys... if ya know what I mean :blink:


bean bear.. done that.........
limp.........oh... bear have a sore paw? U better give him the flick if hes lame.....iykwimNot sure I want to see a bear behind as he walks away...If ya up with it :eek:


How rude! Should'a had lots of drops! IYKWIMOr at least stumbled about a bit... if ya know what I mean :drinknsin:

[swtfa]

Excellent service does not cum cheap... iykwim

[husaberg]

Two of the best things in life are free.IYKWIM

[oldrider]

2013 resolve, keep this thread alive all through 2013 --- "bump" .... If you know what I mean! (even forever and ever! ... IYKWIM! :blip:

[husaberg]

And now it's all right, it's O.K.And you may look the other way...........iykwim

[Edbear]

Every morning I wake up I say, "So far, so good!"


Of course if I don't wake up I don't say that... IYKWIM...

[Coldrider]

morning glory, or sparrow fart, IUKWIM

[husaberg]

Joy to the World , the Lord is come!.........Let earth receive her King;
i am not in any way religious, but it seems being laid bear may be a religious experience..... thank you very much.........iykwim

[cc rider]

Lay bears are a lil bit more laid back then orthordox ... if you know what I mean :cool:

41deg Fri :sweatdrop

[unstuck]

Teenage daughters are a friggin nightmare..........IYKWIM.:brick::brick::angry2:

[oldrider]

Teenage daughters are a friggin nightmare..........IYKWIM.:brick::brick::angry2:

Cheer up! You will love em when they have got teenage daughters of their own, what goes round comes round! .... If you know what I mean! :yes:

[husaberg]

Cheer up! You will love em when they have got teenage daughters of their own, what goes round comes round! .... If you know what I mean! :yes:

I think what comes around has got him worried the most....iykwim

[oldrider]

I think what comes around has got him worried the most....iykwim

Well shit happens, that's how most of us get here anyway! :love: .... If you know what I mean! :yes:

[unstuck]

It,s bloody karma it tell ya................IYKWIM.:crybaby:

[husaberg]

I would say more Murphy's Law (Karma's step child) If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
.....iykwim

[oldrider]

Warm here yesterday (37.3 @ 17.57) :thud: .... If you know what I mean! :sweatdrop

[unstuck]

You know how things shrivel in really cold weather:cold: Wouldnt it be great if they grew when it was hot........IYKWIM.;)

[Maha]

Was at the beach for a few days, spotted a dear friend in the water as we walked passed, and I asked her stand up so I can see how cold the water is...iykwim.

[Edbear]

Even sweet, innocent me knows what you mean, you naughty boy, IYKWIM ;)

[husaberg]

The sweet smell of success, For some it may be a bitter pill to swallow:apint:...iykwim

[Foxzee]

Some might need a Panadol, codine, morphine pill as well...IYKWIM

[husaberg]

Some might need a Panadol, codine, morphine pill as well...IYKWIM

I hope you don't have an headache? maybe you should get into bed....iykwim

[unstuck]

Theres always ketamine ...........IYKWIM.;)

[Foxzee]

I hope you don't have an headache? maybe you should get into bed....iykwim


He's not logged in so I'm all good for 3..2..1 ikywim :yes:

[husaberg]

He's not logged in so I'm all good for 3..2..1 ikywim :yes:

logging in? how hard can that be.....
ps 3-2-1 your current service provider must be fast. Telecome broadband wifi I guess......iykwim

[oldrider]

Bump .... IYKWIM! :yes:

[Maha]

Should have ducked....IYKWIM :yes:

[cc rider]

Is best to duck before the shyte hits the fan... if you know what I mean :dodge:

[husaberg]

Shit happen..... like a box of chocolates...iykwim

[Edbear]

Boxes of chocolates don't just happen, if you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

Boxes of chocolates don't just happen, if you know what I mean...

Forest Gump said it well, you never know what you are going to get! .... If you know what I mean! :confused:

[husaberg]

Forest Gump said it well, you never know what you are going to get! .... If you know what I mean! :confused:

You either gets what you are givin or what you deserve... sometime both, most of the time neither..........
But you don't know what ya got, til its gone...........iykwim

[cc rider]

You may even get it gud n proper,,, if ya know what I mean :buggerd: :shutup:

[husaberg]

You may even get it gud n proper,,, if ya know what I mean :buggerd: :shutup:

I'd be the first to admit that you'd be buggered if i did know what you were on about's.....but i do C property values are going down in your neck of the woods. ......iykwim

[cc rider]

Living on the bay is like renting (paying) by the hour... if ya know what I mean :devil2:

[husaberg]

Living on the bay is like renting (paying) by the hour... if ya know what I mean :devil2:
Charity begins at home, Consider pro-Bono work. That way you can get a warm feeling inside, by helping others overcome adversity...iykwim;)

[swtfa]

a hug = warm fuzzies... if you know what I mean :grouphug:

[husaberg]

a hug = warm fuzzies... if you know what I mean :grouphug:

A hug is a great start or a satisfying finish. The opposite of a warm fuzzy is a cold prickly, so do opposites attach...iykwim

[swtfa]

Attach like velcro - forms a strong bond when pressed together... iykwim

[husaberg]

Attach like velcro - forms a strong bond when pressed together... iykwim

I would be hard pressed. Butt keep me in the loop .. strings attached? i expect tears before bedtime mind you.....iykwim

[unstuck]

Velcro,s not nice when its caught in your curlys........IYKWIM.;)

[Insanity_rules]

Is this thread still bl00dy going? It was here last time I was. IYKWIM

[cc rider]

OMG... my fav old rust bucket :gob: How are ya hun? Yes it's still here only some of the inmates have changed... if ya know what I mean :laugh:

How's Laxi??

[unstuck]

Im not an inmate anymore..............IYKWIM.:Punk:

[Edbear]

Im not an inmate anymore..............IYKWIM.:Punk:

This is the Hotel California, if you know what I mean...

[Bald Eagle]

i've just checked in.. iykwim

[Edbear]

Then it's check mate, if you know what I mean... :facepalm:

[Maha]

The Cheque is in the mail........if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I will need to check to see if indeed the cheque is in the mail, after which it will be checked, IYKWIM.<_<

[oldrider]

Sounds like Chubby Checker is back on the case, lets twist again like we did last summer! (note to self: These guys weren't born way back then!) IYKWIM! :facepalm:

[unstuck]

Sounds like Chubby Checker is back on the case, lets twist again like we did last summer! (note to self: These guys weren't born way back then!) IYKWIM! :facepalm:

Your never to old for GREAT music.........IYKWIM.:Punk:

[Maha]

Chubby Checker/Slim Dusty/Fats Domino/Elvis....what were they thinking........iykwim.

[husaberg]

The big bopper 90's eq= Fat boy slim...... how far we have came

Boy George and Lady Gaga camma on were they born that way.......

Elvis Well blame his momma and Pappa........iykwim