If You Know What I Mean

[Edbear]

The words on toast comment puts adufferent take on eating your words, if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Que?... if you know what I mean :bleh:

Am dog tired but if you can be as quiet as a mouse I'll be a monkey's uncle if this don't have a butterfly effect... if you yadda yadda yadda

Sent with invisible writing on bread only seen when toasted

I purfer the pre chrysalis caterpillow stage:wari:

The words on toast comment puts adufferent take on eating your words, if you know what I mean.

So the penlight battery device is meatier than the sword? Why can't they just get along with it...... iykwim

[cc rider]

Sword swallowing is nuffin to sneeze at... but I digest... if you get my point

[Edbear]

Sword swallowing is nuffin to sneeze at... but I digest... if you get my point

Gulp! :wacko: IYKWIM...

[Maha]

If you swallowed a sword, it would make a hua of a racket in the toilet the next morning surely...IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

Lot to be said for creating a racket but one swallow does not make a string....iykwim

[oldrider]

Fanny Fart :rolleyes::clap::banana::killingme...IYKWIM

Good quife - what are you trying to imply? .... If you know what I mean! (Quife: It's a gas!) :yes:

[husaberg]

Good quife - what are you trying to imply? .... If you know what I mean! (Quife: It's a gas!) :yes:

Quife........ i much purfur Quaife it's a Gearbox....iykwim

[huff3r]

Quife........ i much purfur Quaife it's a Gearbox....iykwim

It's important to select the correct gears on your box iykwim.

[husaberg]

seem to spend my life in the crawler gears hope one day to get into top:sweatdrop

[huff3r]

seem to spend my life in the crawler gears hope one day to get into top:sweatdrop

Sounds like you're not pushing it hard enough... iykwim

[husaberg]

Sounds like you're not pushing it hard enough... iykwim

Double clutch, and all that finding it and grinding it etc.
have it on all fours on the floor
Maybe i Knead an Airshifter or somthink sorted out?
Is there a hose Nurse in the house?
iykwim

[cc rider]

Is there a hose Nurse in the house?
iykwimEnema my dear... if you know what I mean :doctor:

[oldrider]

Enema my dear... if you know what I mean :doctor:

Could that leave you feeling a little hosed off? .... If'n you know what I mean!

[Edbear]

Especially when the nurses think the first wasn't going to work and wound up giving you two more... DAMHIK! :pinch: IYKWIM

[husaberg]

One for the road less traveled as it were lucky it wasn't a Prostrate exam :2thumbsup...iykwim

[oldrider]

One for the road less traveled as it were lucky it wasn't a Prostrate exam :2thumbsup...iykwim

Just been there done that, can be a bit frightening when the finger of suspicion points at you! .... If'n you know what I mean! :crazy:

[husaberg]

Just been there done that, can be a bit frightening when the finger of suspicion points at you! .... If'n you know what I mean! :crazy:

Doctor hasn't broached the subject Yet. But i think i 'll opt for the blood test, after-all its bean strictly an exit only up until now! i guess i am a bit up tight about it...iykwim

[Edbear]

Prostate checks are a breeze compared to what they do to check for bladder cancer if you know what I mean... DAMHIK :pinch:

[oldrider]

Doctor hasn't broached the subject Yet. But i think i 'll opt for the blood test, after-all its bean strictly an exit only up until now! i guess i am a bit up tight about it...iykwim

Be warned ... the blood test PSA count is apparently not reliable and when it blocks your plumbing up it fucking hurts! ... If you know what I mean! :crazy:

[Edbear]

I got away with having to have a Prostate re-bore by six months on Doxazosin. The op didn't look very appealing for sure, if you know what I mean...:eek5:

[oldrider]

Use it or lose it? ... what a lot of bullshit, my lot suffered from overuse syndrome and they are still are under threat! :sick:

They (surgeons) just like to cut, it's what they do! :shifty: . :doctor: ... If'n you know what I mean! :crazy:

[Edbear]

When I told his receptionist I wanted to cancel the op as the meds had started to work and things were much improved, she sounded genuinely disappointed and asked if I was really sure, if you know what I mean. :wacko:

[husaberg]

When I told his receptionist I wanted to cancel the op as the meds had started to work and things were much improved, she sounded genuinely disappointed and asked if I was really sure, if you know what I mean. :wacko:

Really, i am sure used to disappointed reactions from females, almost immune to it in fact:yawn:..........iykwim

[swtfa]

Really, i am sure used to disappointed reactions from females, almost immune to it in fact:yawn:..........iykwim

Aww maybe you just try too hard.

Doesn't the old saying go 'treat us mean, keeps us keen'?... iykwim

(I don't like mean - maybe just a little bit of rough) ;)

[Coldrider]

Really, i am sure used to disappointed reactions from females, almost immune to it in fact:yawn:..........iykwimwell if the dissapointments come from chicks from Revington's i'm sure it doesn't count, IYKWIM

[husaberg]

Aww maybe you just try too hard.

Doesn't the old saying go 'treat us mean, keeps us keen'?... iykwim

(I don't like mean - maybe just a little bit of rough) ;)
Only mildly insulting then.........
I have so many rough edges and chips on my shoulders so therefor i am must be positively irresistible then...............iykwim


well if the dissapointments come from chicks from Revington's i'm sure it doesn't count, IYKWIM

Revy's tallent we have a colloquial expression here that goes along the lines of Forrest Porcine's.....iykwim

[husaberg]

Only mildly insulting then.........
I have so many rough edges and chips on my shoulders so therefor i am must be positively irresistible then...............iykwim



Revy's tallent we have a colloquial expression here that goes along the lines of Forrest Porcine's.....iykwim

i think innuendo might have run it course.............. solo expedition.......... i'll be the first mate.iykwim:cold:

[Edbear]

i think innuendo might have run it course.............. solo expedition.......... i'll be the first mate.iykwim:cold:

Innuendo runs courses on solo expeditions? Can I come too? If you know what I mean...?

[husaberg]

Innuendo runs courses on solo expeditions? Can I come too? If you know what I mean...?

Don't want to be mean but i hear you can bee like a beer with a saw head....iykwim

[swtfa]

i think innuendo might have run it course.............. solo expedition.......... i'll be the first mate.iykwim:cold:

I'm working hard on a good cum back... iykwim

[husaberg]

I'm working hard on a good cum back... iykwim

back to your future 2. ..iykwim

[Edbear]

Don't want to be mean but i hear you can bee like a beer with a saw head....iykwim

More like a stiff backed pain in the neck at the mo. IYKWIM...

[husaberg]

More like a stiff backed pain in the neck at the mo. IYKWIM...

Grizzly or brown beer.......iykwim

[Edbear]

Grizzly or brown beer.......iykwim

Even Grizzly bears need their sleep and a hospital all-nighter with pregnant daughter suffering Gastroenteritis wasn't in my holiday plan if you know what I mean. :bye:

[husaberg]

Hard knot to be concerned when its ya kids, So i feel bad spilling the beans ED.... ya daughter is no longer aversion.........iykwim:innocent:

[Edbear]

We much better now, Jen just woke up and now just feeling drained. Her hubby and step-son on their way over from Rotorua, he borrowed the MX5 for the trip and they loving it! We're in Taupo for the Hot Rod show - met Scummy yest. a real pleasure to meet him and Chrissie! - so now we'll just play it by ear and see what she feels like doing. Nice to know that at 28 and seven years married my little girl still needs her Dad if you know what I mean. :yes:

[husaberg]

Great to hare it all worked out for daughter ED, i can't butt wonder what the bunny has in-store for CC....iykwim

[Edbear]

We came back home yesterday to avoid today's traffic and had a good trip home. Naturally Rudy and Adrian beat us back by about half an hour in the MX5! Jen feeling much better, but poor Mrs. Bear was up all night last night, and I'm sure you know what I mean. Sigh... :bye:

Sure hope nobody else gets it, IYKWIM

[husaberg]

oh Ed...... did mrs Bear come down with something..you know what women are like always moaning and all that..... they don't feel our pain......iykwim

[Edbear]

Yeah, most inconsiderate, making me stay up all night Friday night and last night! What's a man to do, if you known what I mean... :innocent:

[cc rider]

Can I interest you in 'used carp fishing tackle'... that's what I got from Ebay search for 'used leather jacket'... how bazzare if you know what I mean :weird:

[oldrider]

True! What do "used carp" look like? .... If you know what I mean! :scratch:

[husaberg]

There's a fine line somewhere about fly fishing and it paying to cast it about a bit.iykwim

[Edbear]

I didn't know Carp used fishing tackle. You learn something new every day, if you know what I mean!

[husaberg]

Tackle the quote another way, You can open doors and flies, with the right sort of fishnets.iykwim

[cc rider]

Too many throw away lines here... if you catch what I mean



send from the gills of a bottom feeder...

[Edbear]

Hook, line and sinker, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

Swallowed without a trace...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Not a problem if you swivel the catch line! ... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[cc rider]

Be sure to dodge the punch... line... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Be sure to dodge the punch... line... if you know what I mean

Quick on the draw Aye.. Have you seen my etchings..iykwim

[cc rider]

No... have you seen my out outline... if you ;) ;)

[Edbear]

Do we know all the in's and out's, if you know what I mean?

[Genie]

Just popping in to have a looksie and I see this thread is going strong, well done you ol' stalwarts, if you know what I mean:rolleyes:

[Edbear]

Gidday gorgeous! Long time no see! You're looking well, if you know what I mean. :niceone:

[Genie]

Howdy there Ed, yes long time no see, you're looking and reading very fine indeed, if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Wotchu been up to lately? I been working hard and gettin' older if you know what I mean! :cool:

[Madness]

Be particularly vigilant when riding near silver Suzuki Kizashis around Orewa, if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Be particularly vigilant when riding near silver Suzuki Kizashis around Orewa, if you know what I mean.

Yeah the two silver one's are owned by old guys but one of them does wave back when he sees me, if you know what I mean...

[Madness]

Yeah the two silver one's are owned by old guys but one of them does wave back when he sees me, if you know what I mean...

In that case, be particularly vigilant when riding near Suzuki Kizashis of any colour around Orewa. It was months ago, if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

In that case, be particularly vigilant when riding near Suzuki Kizashis of any colour around Orewa. It was months ago, if you know what I mean.

Was that back when you were not so vigilant? I would have thought that once seen my car would be unforgettable if you know what I mean...

[Madness]

Was that back when you were not so vigilant? I would have thought that once seen my car would be unforgettable if you know what I mean...

See one old git in a grannys car & you've seen 'em all. If you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

See one old git in a grannys car & you've seen 'em all. If you know what I mean.

Awes... You're just jealous you can't have one... :rolleyes: All the road testers around the world reckoned it was a real driver's car for those who enjoyed driving rather than merely conveyancing and this has been borne out in owner reviews over the last three years, if you know what I mean. :lol:

[Madness]

Awes... You're just jealous you can't have one... :rolleyes: All the road testers around the world reckoned it was a real driver's car for those who enjoyed driving rather than merely conveyancing and this has been borne out in owner reviews over the last three years, if you know what I mean. :lol:

I prefer to form my own opinions on things rather than reading words in books and taking it as gospel, if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

I prefer to form my own opinions on things rather than reading words in books and taking it as gospel, if you know what I mean.

You assume too much and you know what that means... I researched six weeks before choosing the Kizashi including driving as many other vehicles I could. Please do yourself a favour and try to treat this thread with some respect as the other posters enjoy light hearted banter and innuendo if you know what I mean.

[Madness]

You assume too much and you know what that means... I researched six weeks before choosing the Kizashi including driving as many other vehicles I could. Please do yourself a favour and try to treat this thread with some respect as the other posters enjoy light hearted banter and innuendo if you know what I mean.

Perhaps you should take your own advice, if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

Just popping in to have a looksie and I see this thread is going strong, well done you ol' stalwarts, if you know what I mean:rolleyes:

Blast from the past IYKWIM!

Hey babe been ages...

[Mom]

Hey CC! We need some rude help, can you suggest who we should approach :innocent:

If you know what I mean :love:

[Edbear]

Blast from the past IYKWIM!

Hey babe been ages...

We should have a reunion! Where u been lately? IYKWIM

[Edbear]

Hey CC! We need some rude help, can you suggest who we should approach :innocent:

If you know what I mean :love:

Come in CC! Come in CC! IYKWIM

[Mom]

We should have a reunion! Where u been lately? IYKWIM

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

IYKWIM

[Genie]

Blast from the past IYKWIM!

Hey babe been ages...

Howdy...how's the leg? How's the bike? How's the husband?

It sure has been ages, I've been really busy ... if you know what I mean......:banana:

[Edbear]

Howdy...how's the leg? How's the bike? How's the husband?

It sure has been ages, I've been really busy ... if you know what I mean......:banana:

You mean you've got a life, if you know what I mean... :rolleyes:

[oldrider]

It sure has been ages, I've been really busy ... if you know what I mean......:banana:

Hmmmmm, didn't they used to say "a busy woman is a happy woman"? ..... If'n you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[cc rider]

Hey CC! We need some rude help, can you suggest who we should approach :innocent:

If you know what I mean :love:... Well since no-one else has spoken up... I might have a crack at you... I mean it :blip:

What can I do to *cough* for you my lovelies??? :scratch:

I once made a platter of finger food into rudie bits, for a hens night... nom nom nom... & me a vegie. Mmmm... simulated 'meat' shapes if you know what I mean :drool:


We should have a reunion! Where u been lately (Genie)? IYKWIMYes Yes Yes


Come in CC! Come in CC! IYKWIMWroger... CC here... over & under... if you know I mean



Big sloppy kiss to ya Genie you sexy wee thing... Weta & I were talking about how gud it would be to catchup with you again... we had a hoot with you & your family :woohoo:

[husaberg]

Come in CC! Come in CC! IYKWIM

I missed that one,first time around ........ ED, i thought i was Rude, but that one sure made me blush:o.....iykwim

[cc rider]

You ARE rude!!!!
Blush... all the blood rushed to ya head aye.... if ya know what I mean

[husaberg]

Rude.........nah it was strictly an observation of what was said......... Ed obviously doesn't beat around the bush though, where as I feel no knead to rush,...iykwim

[cc rider]

Some like to do... some like to watch... some like it both ways... if you know what ya like

[husaberg]

Too right sometimes the figures don't always add up in 2 horse race. While it could be boring to always finishin the top two.
It could be risky to gamble on the trifecta .........iykwim

[cc rider]

Nothing wrong with a lil horsing around... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

You mean you've got a life, if you know what I mean... :rolleyes:

Oh I have a glorious life, children, motorbike, chickens, horse and a new dog....also got a few other things to keep me occupied....if you know what I mean (gotta pay for it all somehow)

[Edbear]

Some like to do... some like to watch... some like it both ways... if you know what ya like

I always watch what I do, if you know what I mean...:niceone:


Oh I have a glorious life, children, motorbike, chickens, horse and a new dog....also got a few other things to keep me occupied....if you know what I mean (gotta pay for it all somehow)

So da kids, bike, horse and dog don't keep ya occupied enough then..? I'm worn out jes thinkin' bout dat! IYKWIM!

[_Gina_]

I always watch what I do, if you know what I mean...:niceone:
Gotta love watching my private movies...if ya know what I mean :headbang:

[Genie]

Life's to short to be spent sitting around, making it count...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Some say, "There's time enough to sleep when you're dead." but if I don't get my sleep I'm like the walking dead, anyway, if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

I seem to need more sleep since the poxy clocks went back IYKWIM

[husaberg]

If I could turn back time......... If I could find a way (i bet she cringes about that outfit)iykwim
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Cher_If_I_Could_Turn_Back_Time_Video.jpghttp://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3000000/Frank-N-Furter-frank-n-furter-3033997-316-407.jpg
Kind of reminds me of Frankfurter from the RHPS

[cc rider]

Thanks for chering husa... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

suffolk's to say daggy sheep puns are a bit of a staple of mine, . I wool let ewe decide wether they pass the muster... Although i do seem to be bleating on a bit, For Flocks sake It's only first draft, fresh off the pen, and hair i am already crutching at straws. i deserve a clip around the ear and hope i will rustle up something better , maybe i will be dipping into some decent material so i can shear with the whole mob later......... iykwim

[cc rider]

You took the orange pill again didn't ya... if you know what I mean :facepalm:

[husaberg]

You took the orange pill again didn't ya... if you know what I mean :facepalm:

Farmacology is not my thing (unless i feel crook) so I Done know what you mean.. i only baatake in a measure dose of BZP (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070708032532AAtTMnf) just as the vet ordered, what about ewe, lambskinz?.......iykwim.

[Genie]

OMg, husa knows how to put one to sleep ... if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

OMg, husa knows how to put one to sleep ... if you know what I mean.

I was kinda counting on that, Ewe kida, can't pull the wools over your eyes it would seam
Any whey i must dash as i have to go to the works in the morning....iykwim

[cc rider]

what about ewe, lambskinz?.......iykwim.I prefer lambchop (I saw what you did).
You need the vet nurse to get you crutched me thinks... if ewe know what I mean :doctor:


OMg, husa knows how to put one to sleep ... if you know what I mean.... ... by counting sheep if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

I LOL'd and I LOL'd! If you know what I mean! :lol::lol:

[Maha]

I LOL'd once...tasted funny, if you know what I mean.




come to think of it, it may have been twice.

[husaberg]

I LOL'd once...tasted funny, if you know what I mean.




come to think of it, it may have been twice.

Tasted Funny? is that why the chicken crossed the road after-all?

[Edbear]

I bet that poor chicken wishes it had a dollar for every time it's crossed that flaming road, if you know what I mean....

[husaberg]

I bet that poor chicken wishes it had a dollar for every time it's crossed that flaming road, if you know what I mean....

could then open a franchise i guess,All breasts and thighs and finger licking goods. The pimp could have a silly white suit and all..........iykwim
<img src="http://www.mediapeta.com/peta/Images/Main/Sections/blog/Sexy%20Santa%20KFC%20Demo-%20Bangor,%20ME-%201.JPG" height="100px"/><img src="http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/colsanders.jpg" height="100px"/>

[cc rider]

I bet that poor chicken wishes it had a dollar for every time it's crossed that flaming road....Does that mean it's goose is cooked... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Duck duck Goose........ isn't that the stuff (down) your going to make duvets out of?
I guess Edbear would be Tickled pink if you cut him a rug........iykwim

[cc rider]

Getting goosed under the covers could be fun... if ya know what I mean :blip:


stop that lol

[husaberg]

Getting goosed under the covers could be fun... if ya know what I mean :blip:


stop that lol

Down Under in Aussie Doona diving wood be the culalingual saying isn't it

Duvet rolls off the tongue nicer (could be french i suppose)..iykwim

[cc rider]

Down Under in Aussie Doona diving wood be the culalingual saying isn't it

Duvet rolls off the tongue nicer (could be french i suppose)..iykwimYou sound a lil tongue tied there dear... if you know what I mean


your spelling is fun-netic ;)

[husaberg]

You sound a lil tongue tied there dear... if you know what I mean


your spelling is fun-netic ;)

colloquially specking i guess the French had all the best stuff,South of France, letters, kissing, fries and maids
Shame about the shaving and their surrender monkiness.......iykwim

[cc rider]

I lived in a French town for a year... was 5yo & could swear in 2 languages... if you know what I mean :Punk:

[husaberg]

I lived in a French town for a year... was 5yo & could swear in 2 languages... if you know what I mean :Punk:

I have found most swear words translate quite readily...iykwim
PS that's kind of cool..........

[cc rider]

If words fail you... there are always universal hand signals... if you know what I mean


... I was a rather precocious runt :innocent:

[oldrider]

If words fail you... there are always universal hand signals... if you know what I mean

I thought that response deserved bling but it won't let me and I hate being controlled! :mad: .... If'n you know what I mean! :doh:

[Edbear]

I thought that response deserved bling but it won't let me and I hate being controlled! :mad: .... If'n you know what I mean! :doh:

Hate being controlled..? How long you been married again? IYKWIM :msn-wink:

[husaberg]

Not sure if you need to be married to be controlled.
question is when the relationship is two ladies who then wears the p̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ dress.....
Further more what happens if they are both blokes who bosses them around then ....iykwim

[oldrider]

Hate being controlled..? How long you been married again? IYKWIM :msn-wink:

It's a partnership, she says jump and I say how high, see not controlled, it will be 50 years next February FYI .... if you know what I mean! :hug:

[Edbear]

It's a partnership, she says jump and I say how high, see not controlled, it will be 50 years next February FYI .... if you know what I mean! :hug:

Fantabulous!!! Makes our 35 seem like a honeymoon! Mind you in a great marriage the honeymoon never ends if you know what I mean... :first:

[Maha]

It's a partnership, she says jump and I say how high, see not controlled, it will be 50 years next February FYI .... if you know what I mean! :hug:

How High is a chinaman.........IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

A witty retort would be beneath me, might lower the tone of this thread...iykwim

[Maha]

If you read what I said as a statement, rather than a question, it may become clearer....if you know what I mean.

Emphasis on the word 'is' may help.

[husaberg]

If you read what I said as a statement, rather than a question, it may become clearer....if you know what I mean.

Emphasis on the word 'is' may help.

Woosh is a sound........you way have got it a little wong, read my previous post you dig that one?...........iykwim:banana:

[Genie]

Whoo hoo, it's Sunday folks, time to blow away some cobwebs and set yourself freeeeeeee .... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

by free do you mean unbraced?.iykwim

[oldrider]

That's it, let it all hang out Genie! ... (Have a ball sounds a bit suggestive!) .... If'n you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[oldrider]

How High is a chinaman.........IYKWIM.

Ching Chong Chinaman velly velly sad, peed on his motorbike all gone bad! :ride: .... If'n yo knows what ah mean!

[husaberg]

China syndrome........ its a meltdown southern style..iykwim

[_Gina_]

My little china girl
You shouldn't mess with me
Ill ruin everything you are
Ill give you television
Ill give you eyes of blue
Ill give you men who want to rule the world


IYKWIM

[Ratti]

is there any other sort of man?

iykwim

[_Gina_]

Sticks and stones will break my bones...
But whips and chains excite them...

iykwim

[husaberg]

You are bound to get so many offers with that attitude,Properly Guarantied you will have no free time...iykwim

[Maha]

Free Willy........IYKWIM.

[Genie]

Free Willy........IYKWIM.

Try doing that title in charades...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Try doing that title in charades...if you know what I mean

I did that once, the people just pointed and laughed ...iykwim.

[oldrider]

Try doing that title in charades...if you know what I mean

I know where there is a free one, a new starter might be all it needs! .... If,n you know what I mean! :wings:

[husaberg]

I know where there is a free one, a new starter might be all it needs! .... If,n you know what I mean! :wings:

New starter? The old ones had a crank didn't they....iykwim

[Maha]

New starter? The old ones had a crank didn't they....iykwim

...and the tend to cough and spit a bit....if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Spitting is unacceptable. Cough........ mixture screw must be wrong, it's a better pill to swallow..iykwim

[swtfa]

Sometimes it is better to spit out what you cough up than it is to swallow... if you know what I mean :eek5:

[husaberg]

Sometimes it is better to spit out what you cough up than it is to swallow... if you know what I mean :eek5:

Furballs only maybe...... i never knew you had 2 cats..iykwim

[cc rider]

Furballs only maybe...... i never knew you had 2 cats..iykwimWho doesn't like a lil pussy... you know & I know what I mean... purr purr

[oneofsix]

Who doesn't like a lil pussy... you know & I know what I mean... purr purr

Garth Morgan it would seem - IYKWIM

[_Gina_]

Garth Morgan it would seem - IYKWIM
Run!!!!!!!! It's a trap...
iykwim

[oldrider]

Who doesn't like a lil pussy... you know & I know what I mean... purr purr

I'm struggling with this response, lil does not compute with my learned vocabulary! .... If'n you know what I mean! :mellow:

[husaberg]

I'm struggling with this response, lil does not compute with my learned vocabulary! .... If'n you know what I mean! :mellow:

feeling shortchanged. Well ask for a discount or refund, butt don't bank on it..iykwim

[cc rider]

Garth Morgan it would seem - IYKWIMGarth who????... if you know who he is

[husaberg]

Garth who????... if you know who he is

Gareth Morgan like playing with figure's butt not a fan of the pussy.
He wants to get them all fixed up nursey...iykwim

http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/gareth-morgan-s-anti-cat-campaign-goes-global-5324346

[cc rider]

Oh No!!! :gob: What a wicked lil man... is he too busy being full of himself... if you know what I mean

is he going to pay for it all?????

[husaberg]

Oh No!!! :gob: What a wicked lil man... is he too busy being full of himself... if you know what I mean

is he going to pay for it all?????

He could actually afford to.
but seeing as he is rich, he will get the tax payers to do it for him lol.
The poor pussies wont see it comming....iykwim

[cc rider]

Pussies like a surprise buutt that would put a tail between their legs... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Not sure how he arrived at his position, nor what his angle is, butt i can't see the pussy lover's lying down and taking it.....iykwim

[Genie]

Arriving in any position can be loads of mess .... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Arriving early to a party is a bit of a social foo-par,or so i have heard:oiykwim

[Genie]

don't think it matters when you arrive, it's more about what you do when you get there...if you know what I mean:bleh:

[Maha]

Surface flooding is just..............flooding, what other kind of flooding is there ...IYKWIM.

[oldrider]

Wasn't there an Elmer Flood? .... IYKWIM. :confused:

[husaberg]

He was out Hunting Wabbit, those pesky wabbits, he ceen ceen a wabbit a riding in a bush, whats up nursey ...iykwim

[cc rider]

Smooth golden dunes are softer if you come off while riding... if you know what's up husa :blip:

[husaberg]

Wabbit Hunting season has just bean declared open... butt should always send the ferret down to check the burrows......iykwim

[cc rider]

Wabbit Hunting season has just bean declared open... butt should always send the ferret down to check the burrows......iykwimFerreting around in dark places may lead to unexpected surprises... if you know what I mean :gob:



sent by Alice from down a wrabbit hole...

[Genie]

Ooooh, I loves me a surprise...and I got a big one coming, if you know what I mean:bleh:

[Edbear]

I think I am too young/naive/innocent for this thread, if you know what I mean... :confused:

[Genie]

In saying that, I gather you don't live by your signature...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I have all sigs turned off, can't see them, plus you get more posts per page, which is not always a good thing....IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

I think what she was meaning was
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby.
Gotta rub me the right way, with some honey.
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby,
Come, come, come inside and rub me one out......iykwim

Wow i never knew Christina was soo durty

[Edbear]

In saying that, I gather you don't live by your signature...if you know what I mean

Hey, I can roll over and play dead with the best of them..! :bleh:


I think what she was meaning was
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby.
Gotta rub me the right way, with some honey.
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby,
Come, come, come inside and rub me one out......iykwim

Wow i never knew Christina was soo durty

I do worry a wee bit about your thinking processes... :shifty:

[husaberg]

I do worry a wee bit about your thinking processes... :shifty:
What bears don't like Christina Augulia or Honey

ps wee bit, is your prostate okay?..... I know a nursey who does house calls........iykwim
No worries, I am sure Freud would have a field week...

[Edbear]

What bears don't like Christina Augulia or Honey

ps wee bit, is your prostate okay?..... I know a nursey who does house calls........iykwim
No worries, I am sure Freud would have a field week...

I have been on Doxazosin for about a year and was able to avoid a rebore. The surgeon seemed very keen but after describing and showing me the OP on his iPhone, I was much less keen.. :eek: if you know what I mean....

Oh, I confused my Psychiatrist, too!

[husaberg]

I sure my physc team if i had one would have be impressed. So impressed they would give me a certificate...lol,iykwim

[Edbear]

Some people do need to be certified, if you know what I mean... :weird:

[Maha]

I have my 25 yards breast stroke certificate, and I was even in a pool...if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Nellytown is a bit of pool...if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Deeper than the lyric's to Funkytown?.........iykwim

[Edbear]

Nellytown, Funkytown, deep in a pool of lyrics - who has a cue if you know what I mean?

[cc rider]

I do worry a wee bit about your thinking processes... :shifty:It's when husawusa stops thinking that we have to worry... if you know what I mean :confused:


What bears don't like Christina Augulia or Honey

I know a nursey who does house calls........iykwimEven my gay Teddy-bare likes her.

I've had a home visit to Ed's... He had lovely gingernuts for me to eat... just ask mom ;) ... if you know what I mean :wings:

This feels like it should be on a another thread... if you marry up with what I mean

[Edbear]

One of life's simple pleasures is a nice cup of tea and gingernuts in good company, if you know what I mean! :msn-wink:

[Maha]

Agree totally Ed, had that yesterday, home baked gingernuts with my morning cuppa, home baking is such a lost art and always treat when a customer (generally the older ones) puts some on a plate..IYKWIM


ps: There's always a packet of g/nuts in the pantry for duncking purposes.

[husaberg]

christina i am in puppy love with hers.....
how do you know your teddy bear is gay, he might be shy, or ill equipped to meat your demands.
Momma beers chicken burrito's and beer candy schnapps...............iykwim

[Edbear]

Agree totally Ed, had that yesterday, home baked gingernuts with my morning cuppa, home baking is such a lost art and always treat when a customer (generally the older ones) puts some on a plate..IYKWIM


ps: There's always a packet of g/nuts in the pantry for duncking purposes.

You had home baked gingernuts? :facepalm: Now I remember why I miss my old business calling on farmers, for the pleasure of being invited in for morning or afternoon tea and lunch! :D and I'm sure you know what I mean!

[Maha]

You had home baked gingernuts? :facepalm: Now I remember why I miss my old business calling on farmers, for the pleasure of being invited in for morning or afternoon tea and lunch! :D and I'm sure you know what I mean!

I am taking out some home made (well Anne made) Guava Jelly today in the hope to trade for some crab apples on thier property...IYKWIM.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the smell of fruit being turned into jam/jelly :love:

[Edbear]

I am taking out some home made (well Anne made) Guava Jelly today in the hope to trade for some crab apples on thier property...IYKWIM.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the smell of fruit being turned into jam/jelly :love:

I LOVE guava jelly!!! :rolleyes: you are a spoiled man! IYKWIM and I know you do! :Pokey:

[husaberg]

Guava Jelly? oK why,..........iykwim

[cc rider]

One of life's simple pleasures is a nice cup of tea and gingernuts in good company, if you know what I mean! :msn-wink:agreed :D
It was a pleasure to meet you & your good lady... if you know what I mean :hug:

[Maha]

I LOVE guava jelly!!! :rolleyes: you are a spoiled man! IYKWIM and I know you do! :Pokey:

You want a jar don't you Ed?...I gave one to the customer with the crab apples, and got 4kgs of those yummy little things in return, first batch done last night...:niceone:
They also gave me a jar of honey made from thier very own bees....might try some later on a muffin....IYKWIM.

[Edbear]

Guava Jelly? oK why,..........iykwim

Because it is one of life's true pleasures!


agreed :D
It was a pleasure to meet you & your good lady... if you know what I mean :hug:

The pleasure was all ours, my lady, if you know what I mean... :niceone:


You want a jar don't you Ed?...I gave one to the customer with the crab apples, and got 4kgs of those yummy little things in return, first batch done last night...:niceone:
They also gave me a jar of honey made from thier very own bees....might try some later on a muffin....IYKWIM.

Not half mate! I would even allow you to give me two jars... :rolleyes:

[Maha]

Not half mate! I would even allow you to give me two jars... :rolleyes:

First of the crab apple is done, and two guava jellies thrown in the pics as well, for your pleasure...:eek:
The apples taste like the ones you use to nick off the orchard trees as a youngster....real apple taste.

[oldrider]

Real men have KY jelly on toast! ... If you know what I mean! :drool:

[Edbear]

First of the crab apple is done, and two guava jellies thrown in the pics as well, for your pleasure...:eek:
The apples taste like the ones you use to nick off the orchard trees as a youngster....real apple taste.

I think I might have to make a business trip to a town near you... :shifty:

[cc rider]

Real men have KY jelly on toast! ... If you know what I mean! :drool:Nothing better then hot buttered toast... if you know what I mean :D

[husaberg]

Nothing better then hot buttered toast... if you know what I mean :D

Hot cross Buns, the extra spice on the bunny weekend. Cinnamon muffins go down a treat also.
Partial to bit of crumpet with golden syrup as well...iykwim

[oldrider]

What is it we do with crumpet again? :confused: ..... If'n yo know wot I mean! ( I'm feeling kinda peckish, is it something to do with food?)

[Maha]

Freya's Thins for the Win...........IYKWIM.

[Mom]

What is it we do with crumpet again? :confused: ..... If'n yo know wot I mean! ( I'm feeling kinda peckish, is it something to do with food?)

Just blow on it gently, and gobble up all its juicy yumminess :laugh: IYKWIM

I couldn't give it to you bling so...

[Maha]

Don't worry John, Anne also knows CPR (but is a bit rough) :eek:.....iykwim.

[oldrider]

I would accept CPR from Mom (Anne) for a hang nail! :hug: .... If you know what I mean!

[Maha]

Whats with th**e peopl* who don't w**'t to spell s***r words online and use too many ******* to fill in the mis***g letters?..if you k**w what I mean.

[Edbear]

Maybe they are looking out for those of us who are a bit sensitive to s***r words, or maybe they don't know any other non-s***r words, if you know what I mean. :confused:

[oldrider]

Maybe they are addicted to "stars in their eyes"! .... If'n you know what I mean! :eek:

[Maha]

Tonight Mathew, Im going to be A**A.... iykwim.

[husaberg]

Tonight Mathew, Im going to be A**A.... iykwim.

...... moma mia ..iykwim

[Maha]

No ...Anika Moa, just not enough ****** this time...iykwim :eek:

[husaberg]

No ...Anika Moa, just not enough ****** this time...iykwim :eek:

swearing if it's anika, voice of an angels, vocab of a fishwife (don't get me wrong, i likes the dirty talk) just time and place .......iykwim.

[_Gina_]

Turn it up, turn me on IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Turn it up, turn me on IYKWIM

Sorry sweetheart since the passing of the new marriage bill, I simply don't know which way to turn :wacko: .... if'n you know what I mean! :confused:

[husaberg]

Sorry sweetheart since the passing of the new marriage bill, I simply don't know which way to turn :wacko: .... if'n you know what I mean! :confused:
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If you turn the other cheek you can turn a negative into a positive..iykwim

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[_Gina_]

If you turn the other cheek you can turn a negative into a positive..iykwim


What happens in a public toilet stays in a public toilet IYKWIM

:eek:

[husaberg]

What happens in a public toilet stays in a public toilet IYKWIM

:eek:

By george, for some might be right time to depart the water closet. Butt you got have faith.........iykwim

[Mom]

What happens in a public toilet stays in a public toilet IYKWIM

:eek:

Taking photos in a public toilet could be considered dodgy :eek:

Taking them as a bloke in a female public toilet??????????????

:shit: IYKWIM


eh Maha :love:

[Maha]

Um well um um yeah well um oops.......:shifty: iykwim.

[oldrider]

Taking photos in a public toilet could be considered dodgy :eek:

Taking them as a bloke in a female public toilet??????????????

:shit: IYKWIM


eh Maha :love:

I am a trained professional with a photographic memory, what gets into my head stays in my head, from there anything can be developed! ... IYKWIM. :blip:

[cc rider]

If you turn the other cheek you can turn a negative into a positive..iykwimor get shit faced :crazy: if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

I am a trained professional with a photographic memory, what gets into my head stays in my head, from there anything can be developed! ... IYKWIM. :blip:

did you say photographic mammeries?..iykwim


or get shit faced http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/images/smilies/crazy.gif if you know what I mean

I hope i do. but well i realy hope i do..... udderwise that is a bridge far two perverse (for a number (2)of reasons)for me to face up too.iykwim

[oldrider]

did you say photographic mammeries?..iykwim

Mammaries are made of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfBp_dumnH4 ... Ifn yo kno wot I mean! :bleh:

Or this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE_65TH0v9g

[husaberg]

Mammaries are made of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfBp_dumnH4 ... Ifn yo kno wot I mean! :bleh:

Or this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE_65TH0v9g

John, Cash and assets go hand and hand.
many attractive portfolios stacked full with ample assets.
but one things for certain, in life you can't beat tax or death
So if your a boy named Sue, what can you do..iykwim

[cc rider]

I hope i do. but well i realy hope i do..... udderwise that is a bridge far two perverse (for a number (2)of reasons)for me to face up too.iykwimHere's mud in your eye... don't it make your brown eyes blue :dodge: if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Here's mud in your eye... don't it make your brown eyes blue :dodge: if you know what I mean

brown Bear.....Black-Swan blue moonvie..iykwim

[oldrider]

Just another damned heterosexual icon stolen by the gay fraternity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T41XRETaIzo If'n you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[husaberg]

Just another damned heterosexual icon stolen by the gay fraternity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T41XRETaIzo If'n you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

Gay icons may not be all they are cracked up to be, they may fudge it a lil bit
Butt shit what to i know, i could be talking through a hole in my arse...........iykwim

[oldrider]

As a child I looked at the rainbow between North and South islands and learned that there was a pot of gold at the end of it!

When I was old enough I followed the rainbow, found and claimed the pot of gold on Feb 2 1964. (the pot of gold was my wife, now of 49yrs)

I set up a family trust and named it "Rainbow"!

Then along came the homosexual fraternity and claimed rainbow for themselves, then the word gay, then blue genes, then pink and now marriage!

Now this song keeps running through my subconscious over and over http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

They say rust never sleeps! :mellow: ...... if'n you know what I mean! :shifty: (Whats next? you may well ask!)

[husaberg]

Change is a good as a holiday...might not agree, but can't change it...oh well each to his or her own. "Jerry"not that theirs anything wrong with it George..iykwim

[Maha]

And like any holiday, it will come to an end soon enough....iykwim.

[husaberg]

The end can come early or late, butt purfurrubly on time..iykwim

[oldrider]

Ever noticed how tolerance ends up morphing into fear of offending .... if'n you know what I mean! :mellow:

[Maha]

Nope....never really had the tolerance/offending issue....:shifty: if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

I don't tolerate offending either if you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

I don't tolerate intolerance

iykwim

[Edbear]

Ah, so you are intolerant of intolerance if you know what I mean... :confused:

[husaberg]

Ah, so you are intolerant of intolerance if you know what I mean... :confused:
Tolerance it used to mean fitting in..... as in tight clearance's...iykwim

[Ratti]

I def have low tolerance then:shifty:

iykwim

[oldrider]

So we are moving right along again then ... if'n you know's what I mean! :niceone:

[Mom]

http://youtu.be/qeiBX6SPd9E

If you know what I mean :love:

[husaberg]

And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely.iykwim

PS isn't it meant to be an ironic parody on divorce? she was married 5 times.

the oldies might like this better......:msn-wink:
till the cows come home i guess.:dodge:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTnGjTaKwIY&feature=player_detailpage

[cc rider]

I wear bed sox... if you know what I mean :o :innocent:



sent from the bottom of my doona... where all the bed sox live



... did I miss anything doc?

[oldrider]

In case I come back into this world as bed sox, what colour do you like? .... If'n you know what I mean! :devil2:

[cc rider]

Any colour... I don't have to match pjs ;) ... if ;) you ;) know ;) what ;) I ;) mean ;)

[husaberg]

Any colour... I don't have to match pjs ;) ... if ;) you ;) know ;) what ;) I ;) mean ;)

Colour me confused, drawer me a picture, Exactly what are the sox for? iykwim

[cc rider]

What are they for?... purfect for slippery floors... if you know what I mean :wari:

[Mom]

Keeping her tootsies and other bits and bobs warm Mr Silly iykwim

[husaberg]

Keeping her tootsies and other bits and bobs warm Mr Silly iykwim

bits and bobs, just how long are those socks .........iykwim

[Mom]

bits and bobs, just how long are those socks .........iykwim

Such a gent iykwim

[cc rider]

Keeping her tootsies and other bits and bobs warm Mr Silly iykwimLike my bo...bs all toasty warm ya know... if you know what I mean


bits and bobs, just how long are those socks .........iykwimIs a oncey http://kigurumianimalcostumes.com.au/45-151-large/penguin-animal-costume.jpg if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

If I went to bed in that getup---it'd be a 'never-y'

iykwim

[cc rider]

But Eagles like penguins don't they.... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Like my bo...bs all toasty warm ya know... if you know what I mean

Is a oncey if you know what I mean

Bombs toasty warm, are they weapons of mass distraction, iykwim.

[cc rider]

Bombs toasty warm, are they weapons of mass distraction, iykwim.Boom! Boom! ;)

if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Boom! Boom! ;)

if you know what I mean

Basil brush....... i wonder how long it is before he becomes the British elmo.......iykwim

[Ratti]

Boom, boom? Hands up who remembers Basil Brush?

iykwim

[Bald Eagle]

Boom, boom? Hands up who remembers Basil Brush?

iykwim

My hands up .. iykwim

[oldrider]

But Eagles like penguins don't they.... if you know what I mean

Ouch, it's hard to soar with the eagle's when you have the behaviour skills of a turkey! :thud: ..... If'n you know what I mean! :o

[Ratti]

Only your hands Dear? See CC, told you Eagle not keen on penguins
iykwim

[Edbear]

Bring back Basil! IYKWIM

[cc rider]

Basil brush....... i wonder how long it is before he becomes the British elmo.......iykwimTickle Me Brush :blink:


Only your hands Dear? See CC, told you Eagle not keen on penguins
iykwimhaha... you have to watch out for the swoop... if you know what I mean :blip:

[husaberg]

By all accounts he could speak fluently in 6 languages. so i guess he was a cunning linguist
I think in the end he died in a hunting accident.
It turns out it wasn't so clever turning up in his work uniform, .......iykwim