If You Know What I Mean

[Genie]

you could go on....we all know what you mean. Life is so precious and beautiful and the art of making love is one of those beautiful and precious moments that one should make last and do often...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

I might remember...not sure, it's been a while. iykwim?

:violin:

[Hawkeye]

I might remember...not sure, it's been a while. iykwim?

:violin:

Can't remember the last time .... iykwim

[MSTRS]

All that grunting, sweating, straining and groaning - not to mention the mess. Wouldn't you rather ride your bike somewhere for a coffee...if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Can't remember the last time .... iykwim

The memory of the aged does play funny tricks ... 'cause I reckon you remember your first ... If you know what I mean ... :innocent:

[ellipsis]

...I,d rather forget the first..if you know what I mean..

[Edbear]

you could go on....we all know what you mean. Life is so precious and beautiful and the art of making love is one of those beautiful and precious moments that one should make last and do often...if you know what I mean

I like the way you think, IYWIM...


All that grunting, sweating, straining and groaning - not to mention the mess. Wouldn't you rather ride your bike somewhere for a coffee...if you know what I mean

Now that riding my bike is no longer an option... oh, heck even if it was... maybe I'm doing it wrong... if you know what I mean...


The memory of the aged does play funny tricks ... 'cause I reckon you remember your first ... If you know what I mean ... :innocent:

Mmmmm, I cannot forget.... :love:

[Genie]

All that grunting, sweating, straining and groaning - not to mention the mess. Wouldn't you rather ride your bike somewhere for a coffee...if you know what I mean

and a bike that leaks oil doesn't make a mess, at least the other mess can be tasty...if you know what I mean:innocent:

[MSTRS]

No. I don't know what you mean. If you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Best all-round exercise known to man. Burns lots of calories, creates a sense of wel-being better than Prozac, relaxes mind and body better than Yoga, calms the spirit, I could go on, if you know what I mean...

Hey I didn't realise I got the 7,000th post! :woohoo: IYKWIM

[Edbear]

No. I don't know what you mean. If you know what I mean.

I guess us youngsters are just too innocent if you know what I mean. :innocent:

[Maha]

Hey I didn't realise I got the 7,000th post! :woohoo:

And bling for it,
PS: Wheres your ..if you know what I mean if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

And bling for it,
PS: Wheres your ..if you know what I mean if you know what I mean.

'Twas your bling that alerted me! Tafordat! And I've edited my post if you knwo what I mean...:facepalm:

[Maha]

'Twas your bling that alerted me! Tafordat! And I've edited my post if you knwo what I mean...:facepalm:

I know, no problem and yes I know... if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

I know, no problem and yes I know... if you know what I mean.

Now I know you know, I know we'll all know and everythings fine, if you know what I mean... :yes:

[FJRider]

Now I know you know, I know we'll all know and everythings fine, if you know what I mean... :yes:

And now I know, that you know that he knows, we all know you know what he means ... If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

And now I know, that you know that he knows, we all know you know what he means ... If you know what I mean ...

I do..?:blink: I'm impressed, if you know what I mean...:yes:

[Ratti]

You're a man, its doesn't take much to impress. iykwim

[Maha]

I just have to turn up.....if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

You're a man, its doesn't take much to impress. iykwim

Guilty as charged... :bye: if you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

do you glow in the dark once you are fully charged? iykwim

[oldrider]

I know nuuuuuuthhhhhiiiiiinnnnnnggggg! ... If you know what I mean! :shutup:
(Hey, I glow in the dark sometimes but it takes a bloody good woman to make it happen! .... IYKWIM)

[Edbear]

No, but you can certainly see the sparkle in my eye, if you know what I mean...:innocent:

[marie_speeds]

No, but you can certainly see the sparkle in my eye, if you know what I mean...:innocent:

I started with a twinkle if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I started with a twinkle if you know what I mean

When Twinkle meets Sparkle you see stars, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

I went to a party with my father, and came home with my mother...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Till life do us part! .... If you know what I mean! :wari:

[Genie]

Parting is such sweet sorry, but in parting one does learn appreciation...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

A small dot of something on my screen turned your 'P' into an 'F'. The sentiment didn't change...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Some partings are good or necessary but a coming together is fabulous, IYKWIM

[Ratti]

communication and timing....iykwim

[oldrider]

So, I should remember to wear my watch in order to communicate :blink: .... if you know what I mean! :mellow:

[MSTRS]

So, I should remember to wear my watch in order to communicate :blink: .... if you know what I mean! :mellow:

No no...she means give her a nudge, waggle an eyebrow and set the metronome going...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

metronome? wasnt that the Laughing gnomes brother?

iykwim

http://crocmusic.com/track/551695/david_bowie/laughing_gnome/

[yungatart]

If it is the one who lives on the train, it is, if you know what I mean...

[Edbear]

If it is the one who lives on the train, it is, if you know what I mean...

I've lost my train of thought if you know what I mean..

[MSTRS]

Better than going off the rails...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tick tock .... if you know what I mean! :confused:

[Edbear]

Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tick tock .... if you know what I mean! :confused:

I thought it was, "clackety clack, clackety clack, clackety clack" for rails if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

clackety clack, don't talk back...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Proof that women need the last word if you know what I mean.. :shutup:

[Genie]

ahhh, a wise man...if you know what I mean:yes:

[Ratti]

an oxymoron surely Genie?

iykwim

[Edbear]

an oxymoron surely Genie?

iykwim

Hee hee, I'm a rare breed of Ox if you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

so you're a blue steak?
iykwim

[Toaster]

An old weapon of mass destruction if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

possibly more like an old weapon of self destruction .... if you know what I mean! :wings:

[marie_speeds]

possibly more like an old weapon of self destruction .... if you know what I mean! :wings:

I have one of those in my liquor cabinet :drinkup: if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

so you're a blue steak?
iykwim

When cold enough I'm a blue streak, IYKWIM...


An old weapon of mass destruction if you know what I mean

And who you callin' old! And I'm trying hard to reduce the mass... :bye: IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

And I'm trying hard to reduce the mass...

So are the godless and the anti-Papists...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

So are the godless and the anti-Papists...if you know what I mean

So what's the best weapon for mass reduction..?

[MSTRS]

Sack the clergy and lock the doors? If you know what I mean

[Toaster]

When cold enough I'm a blue streak, IYKWIM...



And who you callin' old! And I'm trying hard to reduce the mass... :bye: IYKWIM

OK..... Working on waist reduction??? IYKWIM

[Ratti]

reduction of something anyway...iykwim

[Edbear]

OK..... Working on waist reduction??? IYKWIM

Reducing fat mass, increasing muscle mass, changing body shape from "hide it" to "flaunt it" if you know what I mean... :yes:

[Toaster]

Reducing fat mass, increasing muscle mass, changing body shape from "hide it" to "flaunt it" if you know what I mean... :yes:

I am in the same bloat, er boat, if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

reduction of something anyway...iykwim

My eyes were seared by the extreme a middle-aged man had gone to at the pool in reducing his bathing suit. Picture if you will, a grey-haired older bloke in a G-string... :sick:

Now speedos are bad enough, but a G-string...????!!!!!! :bye: IYKWIM

[Ratti]

:sick:thankyou for sharing that with us:sick:

p.s it's not the gray hair( there are a few gray haired gents at the pool I swim in that are rather tasty as it happens), its the g-string...even speedos ought to be banned

[Edbear]

:sick:thankyou for sharing that with us:sick:

p.s it's not the gray hair( there are a few gray haired gents at the pool I swim in that are rather tasty as it happens), its the g-string...even speedos ought to be banned

As one of the grey-haired middle-aged demographic myself I rely on my personality to make myself "tasty" - at least until I get some results from all this physiotherapy I'm doing, if you know what I mean... :bye:

[scissorhands]

Sitting in Macdonalds Queen st on the wireless interweb with quite a nice woman next to me. 20 mins on and the fidgitting and hair flicks and mobile ph activity me thinks a p addict hooker. I feel so lucky, god loves me

ifywim

[oldrider]

As one of the grey-haired middle-aged demographic myself I rely on my personality to make myself "tasty" - at least until I get some results from all this physiotherapy I'm doing, if you know what I mean... :bye:

Grey hair (any hair) would be nice, well beyond middle age and even physiotherapy would be futile now.

Tasty is only a distant memory too but hey I am still alive (just) running on empty and happy as Larry ... if you know what I mean!

[Edbear]

Sitting in Macdonalds Queen st on the wireless interweb with quite a nice woman next to me. 20 mins on and the fidgitting and hair flicks and mobile ph activity me thinks a p addict hooker. I feel so lucky, god loves me

ifywim

You obviously serve a different God... Anyone desperate enough to think a P'd up Hooker is a gift from God is very sad indeed, if you know what I mean... :shutup:


Grey hair (any hair) would be nice, well beyond middle age and even physiotherapy would be futile now.

Tasty is only a distant memory too but hey I am still alive (just) running on empty and happy as Larry ... if you know what I mean!

That Larry, he's been so happy for so many years, one would love to know his secret, IYKWIM...

[scissorhands]

You obviously serve a different God... Anyone desperate enough to think a P'd up Hooker is a gift from God is very sad indeed, if you know what I mean... :shutup:

Sarcasm now fails me Broderick

She plonked herself down and stayed a good 1/2 hour trying to sell me her macburger,

whores cruising Macas, what next, iykwim

[Edbear]

Sarcasm now fails me Broderick

She plonked herself down and stayed a good 1/2 hour trying to sell me her macburger,

whores cruising Macas, what next, iykwim

Was she offering it at a discount, or trying to make a profit, if you know what I mean..?

[scissorhands]

Was she offering it at a discount, or trying to make a profit, if you know what I mean..?

The costs involved were probably reasonable being in MacDonalds and all, and considering she was a real woman, almost high class, but the desperation of the meth in her eyes spoilt the packaging, not that I wanted her love burger anyway. Iykwim

[marie_speeds]

The costs involved were probably reasonable being in MacDonalds and all, and considering she was a real woman, almost high class, but the desperation of the meth in her eyes spoilt the packaging, not that I wanted her love burger anyway. Iykwim

Could have been a cheap date, a happy meal is only $5.00 and it comes with a toy....but not one for adults if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

The only good thing to be found in a Maccas is the clean loos...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

The local McCafe' is nice for a cuppa with a nice room looking out to the beach opposite. Casement windows are nice in Summer and it's generally very quiet. Makes a good venue for business meetings too, if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Makes a good venue for business meetings too...

Scissorhands doesn't think so...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Scissorhands doesn't think so...if you know what I mean

Awe I dunno, I think it was just the "class of business" he was objecting to, I think he still had his eye on the toy! ... If you know what I mean! :banana:

[allycatz]

Awe I dunno, I think it was just the "class of business" he was objecting to, I think he still had his eye on the toy! ... If you know what I mean! :banana:

As long as it's not the 'toy boys' IYKWIM!!!

[Edbear]

Or the boys' toys if you know what I mean...

[scissorhands]

I had all that police shit a few years back, with a similar class of p whore, so I'm now allergic to these specimens (ooooh you said cimen) iykwim

Now you guys got me thinking...toilets were clean... could have been a freebie... why do I attract these women? why not just say Hello and ..... nnooooo!! she was a sexy as hot piece of trouble from hell...pornstar hair.....nnoooo!!

iykwim

[Genie]

I just don't know about some people...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

only some? sheesh, there are LOTS I dont know about. iykwim

[Genie]

well, when you put it that way - I know nothing - if you know what I mean:bye:

[Ratti]

Great! I have company at last...iykwim

(apart from Oldy that is )

[Edbear]

All I know is I don't know enough of what I need to know enough of, if you know what I mean. :blink:

[oldrider]

Great! I have company at last...iykwim

(apart from Oldy that is )

:o You make it sound like it is something you need to see a doctor about! :doctor: ... If you know what I mean! :facepalm: ... :lol:

[FJRider]

I just don't know about some people...if you know what I mean

I know about some people ... just not telling ... If you know what I mean ...

[marie_speeds]

I know about some people ... just not telling ... If you know what I mean ...

Do tell....what would it take to make you talk if you know what I mean:shifty:

TGIF....IYKWIM :woohoo:

[MSTRS]

Are you sure? They do say that ignorance is bliss...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Ahh, so that's it, I've got bliss for Africa! :yes: .... If you know what I mean! :blink:

[scissorhands]

I know everything, and I'm so unhappy. If you know what I mean

[huff3r]

I know everything, and I'm so unhappy. If you know what I mean

Im unhappy, yet I dont know everything. I think ive been ripped off if you know what i mean...

[marie_speeds]

Im unhappy, yet I dont know everything. I think ive been ripped off if you know what i mean...

I'm happy and have just ripped open another and in a few hours will know everything if you know what i mean....:drinkup:

[allycatz]

Ive just dyed my blonde hair brown so does this mean I now know more IYKWIM?:blink:

[huff3r]

Ive just dyed my blonde hair brown so does this mean I now know more IYKWIM?:blink:

You will now be infinitely wiser, but have less fun because of this. If you know what i mean.

[marie_speeds]

You will now be infinitely wiser, but have less fun because of this. If you know what i mean.

Objection! I am a brunette and still have lots of fun if you know what I mean :woohoo:

Don't know about that wiser stuff though :confused:

[allycatz]

You will now be infinitely wiser, but have less fun because of this. If you know what i mean.

I shall procur a blonde wig for such moments I am required to have fun IYKWIM?

[huff3r]

I shall procur a blonde wig for such moments I am required to have fun IYKWIM?

To be true, blondes only have more fun cos they are in perpetual bliss, not knowing whats going on... if you know what i mean :P

(Covers head and runs!!!)

[Virago]

Blonde or brunette, as long as the collars and cuffs match, IYKWIM...

[oldrider]

Mrs Brown got "really" ripped off in this one! ( didn't see exactly what colour she was)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA0iLtT46fY&feature=related If you know what I mean! :yes:

[marie_speeds]

Mrs Brown got "really" ripped off in this one! ( didn't see exactly what colour she was)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA0iLtT46fY&feature=related If you know what I mean! :yes:

I know exactly how that feels if you know what I mean :eek5:

[Edbear]

I do rather like being a man... if you know what I mean, blonde or not...:sick:

[MSTRS]

There's definite advantages in having exterior plumbing. You'd identify with that, Ed. If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

I like the way the delivery boy stamped tentatively on the (waxed) ferret :bash: ... if you know what I mean! :lol:

[Edbear]

There's definite advantages in having exterior plumbing. You'd identify with that, Ed. If you know what I mean

I have to admit, though, that some things about being a male and getting older suck. I went to the Doc with a "wee" problem and he cheerfully informed me it was normal as men age and now I'm on a medication for enlarged Prostate, mutter mutter, if you know what I mean... :angry:

[Ratti]

o dear, ed is officially aging. happens to us all dude! iykwim

[Edbear]

o dear, ed is officially aging. happens to us all dude! iykwim

You have an enlarged Prostate...????:gob: IYKWIM

[Ratti]

AGEING happens to us all ya cheeky blighter! AGEING! iykwim

[ellipsis]

...just called in for a look, but I'm outta here before my back goes out in sympathy, iykwim...

[oldrider]

I suffered headaches from an "enlarged halo" today! (is that sort of like a prostate thingy Ed?)

We rode to Wanaka to watch G'son play rugby. (fantastic day, fantastic ride, happy, happy, happy!)

Rounded Maori Point turn-off bend, quickly passing an errant 4x4 when suddenly there were very bright disco's everywhere!!!!!!

Gulp! :facepalm:

Inwardly thanked the (other) offender, adjusted speed and rode innocently past @ 100kph!

The pressure inside my helmet from my enlarged halo was almost unbearable! :innocent: ... If you know what I mean!

( I am sure you all really "do" know what I mean!) :shutup:

[marie_speeds]

I suffered headaches from an "enlarged halo" today! (is that sort of like a prostate thingy Ed?)

We rode to Wanaka to watch G'son play rugby. (fantastic day, fantastic ride, happy, happy, happy!)

Rounded Maori Point turn-off bend, quickly passing an errant 4x4 when suddenly there were very bright disco's everywhere!!!!!!

Gulp! :facepalm:

Inwardly thanked the (other) offender, adjusted speed and rode innocently past @ 100kph!

The pressure inside my helmet from my enlarged halo was almost unbearable! :innocent: ... If you know what I mean!

( I am sure you all really "do" know what I mean!) :shutup:

Just wait until the polishing if you know what I mean

[crazyhorse]

Sounds like a big job.... if ya know what I mean

[MSTRS]

( I am sure you all really "do" know what I mean!)

Moi? I know not what you mean...if you know what I mean.
(hang on, bloody thing has slipped and it's choking me)

[oldrider]

AGEING happens to us all ya cheeky blighter! AGEING! iykwim

Ageing doesn't matter when it comes right down to business Ratti .... if you know what I mean! :love:

Join me on Wednesday's, when I'm "hot" ... IYKWIM! http://videosift.com/video/Business-Time-Wednesday-is-the-night-we-make-love

[Ratti]

Im hoping to find someone to explore that with Oldy...one day maybe. IYKWIM

(no no no I MUST NOT click on Oldy's link)

[Maha]

Sounds like a big job.... if ya know what I mean

So BIG only a Man can handel it....if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

Sounds like a big job.... if ya know what I mean

Not that big ... he's pretty old, so he's worn quite a bit off it over the years ... :innocent: ... if you know what I mean ...

[Ratti]

what? like grinding high spots off on the corners? iykwim

[FJRider]

Most polish IS a cutting agent ... If you know what I mean ...

[Ratti]

some folk pay a lot for that kind of treatment.iykwim

[FJRider]

I dont polish mine ... it's au naturale ... if you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

So BIG only a Man can handel it....if you know what I mean.

I like being manhandled... 'slong as it's by a woman, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

I like being manhandled... 'slong as it's by a woman, if you know what I mean...

That's a Yiddish word, and you've spelt it wrong...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

That's a Yiddish word, and you've spelt it wrong...if you know what I mean

Who worries about spelling when you're being manhandled by a woman, IYKWIM...:innocent:

[allycatz]

Who worries about spelling when you're being manhandled by a woman, IYKWIM...:innocent:

Hard to spell with ya mouth full anyways IYKWIM?

[oldrider]

Who worries about spelling when you're being manhandled by a woman, IYKWIM...:innocent:

Well, maybe Hitcher does! ..... If you know what I mean! :whistle:

[Edbear]

Well, maybe Hitcher does! ..... If you know what I mean! :whistle:

Some may worry whether they will get to be manhandled by a woman.. IYKWIM... :innocent:

[Maha]

Some may worry whether they will get to be manhandled by a woman.. IYKWIM... :innocent:

Can one be womanhandled by a man?....if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Georgina? Is that you? If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Can one be womanhandled by a man?....if you know what I mean.

Now you're getting technical, didn't Mae West once say a man was a creature with two legs and eight arms.. ? Or was it she sho said, "Give a man a free hand and he'll runit all over you!" IYKWIM

[huff3r]

Now you're getting technical, didn't Mae West once say a man was a creature with two legs and eight arms.. ? Or was it she sho said, "Give a man a free hand and he'll runit all over you!" IYKWIM

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a hand in the bird... thats another story if you know what I mean.

[marie_speeds]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a hand in the bird... thats another story if you know what I mean.

Just as a bird in the bush is another story....if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Just as a bird in the bush is another story....if you know what I mean

And one well worth watching! If you know what I mean...

[Edbear]

And one well worth watching! If you know what I mean...

Bushwalking is a favourite activity and very rewarding if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

They do say you should let your fingers do the walking...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

If I'd stayed with just the fingerwalk I wouldn't have 4 kids. iykwim

[allycatz]

They do say you should let your fingers do the walking...if you know what I mean

Now thats just tacky IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

Now thats just tacky IYKWIM

Ooooh, the fun I could have with that comment...if I weren't a gentleman. If you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

less sticky than the result of the other option tho, iykwim:facepalm:

[oldrider]

If I'd stayed with just the fingerwalk I wouldn't have 4 kids. iykwim

G'won, you love them to bits, anyway, try putting them back where they came from .... if you know what I mean! :corn:

[Ratti]

HECK NO! two of the buggers are well over 6 foot now....iykwim


and yes, I do love them all.

[allycatz]

HECK NO! two of the buggers are well over 6 foot now....iykwim


and yes, I do love them all.

Amazing how 6" can grow into 6' aye.......IYKWIM?

[Ratti]

:psst:somewhat less than 6" in each case...iykwim

[Edbear]

And some of us never quite made the 6' mark either if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

And some of us never quite made the 6' mark either if you know what I mean.

and ... some only manage with 5 and 3/4 inches ... if you know what I mean ... :innocent:

[Edbear]

and ... some only manage with 5 and 3/4 inches ... if you know what I mean ... :innocent:

That's about the size of my Mortar and Pestle, if you know what I mean...

[marie_speeds]

That's about the size of my Mortar and Pestle, if you know what I mean...

Can I borrow your mortar for my pest? And would I need a gun licence to use it? If you know what I mean...

[Edbear]

Can I borrow your mortar for my pest? And would I need a gun licence to use it? If you know what I mean...

Anyone who can kill a pest with my mortar is a real gun in my book, IYKWIM...

[crazyhorse]

keeping money in books can be a safe thing... if ya know what I mean

[Ratti]

but not if you lend out your books! iykwim

[MSTRS]

There's lots of things one shouldn't lend out...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

"Friends, countrymen! Lend me your ears! If you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

"I got a sackful"...if you know what I mean

[imdying]

She plonked herself down and stayed a good 1/2 hour trying to sell me her macburgerYou need to learn the art of making a scene... if you'd stood up and screamed at her, "FUCK OFF!!! FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME I DON'T WANT TO BUY YOUR BABY", she'd have been off quick smart. And no, my wife won't take me anywhere any more :innocent:

[Edbear]

Sad Sack, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

That's a funny name, must be Greek...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Don't you remember the cartoon? IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

I do remember a funny thing happened on the way to the forum...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Dang, am I that old? If you know what I mean. :bye:

[Maha]

Dang, am I that old? If you know what I mean. :bye:

Sad Sack, played by Gomer Pyle?...US Marine right? if you know what I mean.

Just checked....it was Jerry Lewis.

[MSTRS]

In typical fashion, I am on another subject altogether...if you know what I mean

[marie_speeds]

In typical fashion, I am on another subject altogether...if you know what I mean

Perhaps they don't want to talk about your sack....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

That would be sad...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Sad Sack, played by Gomer Pyle?...US Marine right? if you know what I mean.

Just checked....it was Jerry Lewis.

Based on the original cartoon series, if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

I remember the comic book series, or was that the Happy Hooker...if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

You should know that one, Xavier...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I read the book on a bus from Palmy to Auckland as a teen, someone had left it on the bus, bless, if you know what I mean

[allycatz]

I read the book on a bus from Palmy to Auckland as a teen, someone had left it on the bus, bless, if you know what I mean

So you sat in the back seat if you know what I mean?

[MSTRS]

No doubt way too 'busy' to tell the driver what to do...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

In typical fashion, I am on another subject altogether...if you know what I mean

In this thread? Isn't that de rigeur for here, if you know whatI mean?

[Edbear]

I remember the comic book series, or was that the Happy Hooker...if you know what I mean.


You should know that one, Xavier...if you know what I mean

I'm almost ashamed to admit I do know what you mean, if you know what I mean... :facepalm:

[MSTRS]

Never be ashamed of what you know...only of what you do with the info.
If you know what I mean

[Maha]

So you sat in the back seat if you know what I mean?

..only because I had to lay down :blink: if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Never be ashamed of what you know...only of what you do with the info.
If you know what I mean

I've never told anyone, but I've never forgotten the mental image of the horse ride, or I had until Maha brought it up.. if you know what I mean... :bye:

[Maha]

ooooooo you are awful, but I like you...if you know what I mean.

[marie_speeds]

ooooooo you are awful, but I like you...if you know what I mean.

Naughty but nice if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

hey cool! for once Im too young to know what the oldbuggers are writing about, iykwim

[FJRider]

hey cool! for once Im too young to know what the oldbuggers are writing about, iykwim

soon ... :lol: ... if you know what I mean ... :innocent:

[marie_speeds]

soon ... :lol: ... if you know what I mean ... :innocent:

Speak for yourself :bleh: if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

hey cool! for once Im too young to know what the oldbuggers are writing about, iykwim

Thank goodness for that! IYKWIM...:shutup:

[FJRider]

Speak for yourself :bleh: if you know what I mean

Soon (for me) is past tense ... if you know what I mean ...:blink:

[Edbear]

I say we're past tense far too soon, if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

I say we're past tense far too soon, if you know what I mean.

I've been tense since age 30 ... If you know what I mean ... :shit:

[huff3r]

I've been tense since age 30 ... If you know what I mean ... :shit:

I guess i've got a ways to go yet then, if you know what i mean :P

[Maha]

30? when was that again?....if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Them's were thedays, I was young and fit and handsome, my keg was a 6-pack.... :bye: if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

30? That's when the temperature is just becoming pleasant, isn't it? If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

nah 30 is when boys become interesting to a cougar. :love:iykwim

[MSTRS]

Or 30 is the youngest a woman could be classed a cougar? If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Sad when a 30 year old woman is younger than two of your children, if you know what I mean...

[huff3r]

Sad when a 30 year old woman is younger than two of your children, if you know what I mean...

I thought 21 was the more important number, if you know what i mean :D :D

[Maha]

8 is acceptable is if you know what I mean...
or is that 9?

[MSTRS]

I can only manage 1 (at a time)...if you know what I mean

[marie_speeds]

Well I started off with 1 but now I have 2 and I haven't yet figured out how that happened :confused: if you know what I mean....




:love: them to bits and wouldn't change them for the world

[Edbear]

Well I started off with 1 but now I have 2 and I haven't yet figured out how that happened :confused: if you know what I mean....

:love: them to bits and wouldn't change them for the world

I hope you figure it out before there comes three... IYKWIM... :shutup:

[oldrider]

nah 30 is when boys become interesting to a cougar. :love:iykwim

Then when that boy gets to 70, he is known to a cougar as a "cougher"! . IYKWIM . :lol:

[cc rider]

When a 'boy' gets to 70 a cougar would be after him for his coffers if ya know what I mean

[oldrider]

When a 'boy' gets to 70 a cougar would be after him for his coffers if ya know what I mean

A boy gets his coffers checked at 18 when he goes into the army, to see that he is healthy! :doctor:

Sigh, By the time he reaches 70 he has to tuck them into his socks for safety, so he doesn't tread on them ..... If you know what I mean! :facepalm:

[MSTRS]

Empty 'em more often. Makes 'em lighter...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Your socks???? :scratch:... if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Somehow the term, "emptying the coffers" will never quite sound the same after this... IYKWIM... :blink:

[cc rider]

Especially if you ask another guy to handover his... if you know what I mean





:wavey: FJ & Ratti

[oldrider]

Your socks???? :scratch:... if you know what I mean

You have much to learn grasshopper, gravity is an awesome foe! :facepalm: .... if you know what I mean!

Well, of course you won't know what I mean but in another 40 years or so, there will be no mystery left about the effects of gravity, believe me! Good luck! :wings:

[Ratti]

Oldy after 6 pregnancies ratti KNOWS what you mean- iykwim

[oldrider]

Oldy after 6 pregnancies ratti KNOWS what you mean- iykwim

Ratti, after 6 pregnancies oldy KNOWS that you only just getting run in. :love: .... If you know what I mean! . :wari: .

[MSTRS]

The eye sees what it wants to...I read that as "Oddly, after 6 etc"...if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

The eye sees what it wants too, yet oddly enough the hotties in the street are still fully clothed if you know what i mean :(

[oldrider]

You must be walking the wrong streets ... if you know what I mean! :innocent:

[FJRider]

You must be walking the wrong streets ... if you know what I mean! :innocent:

If he was walking the WRONG streets ... he would be ... If you know what I mean ...

[huff3r]

If he was walking the WRONG streets ... he would be ... If you know what I mean ...

Its never the wrong street, tis simply an adventure if you know what i mean :woohoo:

[MSTRS]

Not sure what's worse. Walking 'those' streets. Or knowing what one can find there. If you know what I mean

[allycatz]

Ratti, after 6 pregnancies oldy KNOWS that you only just getting run in. :love: .... If you know what I mean! . :wari: .

So if Ive had 8 does that make me run down IYKWIM?

[oldrider]

So if Ive had 8 does that make me run down IYKWIM?

Not at all, it simply makes you a little more interesting ... if you know what I mean! :banana:

[Genie]

oh to be interesting....found out that life is, OMG I love life....if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

oh to be interesting....found out that life is, OMG I love life....if you know what I mean

I love life too, but its kinda a one way thing if you know what i mean :(

[MSTRS]

I've yet to meet someone going the other way...if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

I've yet to meet someone going the other way...if you know what I mean

Could be a pretty nasty collision, if you know what i mean..

[oldrider]

oh to be interesting....found out that life is, OMG I love life....if you know what I mean

Ugh oh, it sounds like little Genie has hit the jackpot! :love: .... If you know what I mean! :sunny:

[Edbear]

oh to be interesting....found out that life is, OMG I love life....if you know what I mean

I do know what you mean if you know what I mean...:sunny:

[marie_speeds]

Ugh oh, it sounds like little Genie has hit the jackpot! :love: .... If you know what I mean! :sunny:

A refresher course on the birds and the bees if you know what I mean.....

[Edbear]

A refresher course on the birds and the bees if you know what I mean.....

We watched the Bee Movie last night, it was very informative, IYKWIM

[allycatz]

We watched the Bee Movie last night, it was very informative, IYKWIM

Did you 'Bee-hive" afterwards IYKWIM?

[Edbear]

Did you 'Bee-hive" afterwards IYKWIM?

Afterwards, yes, if you know what I mean...

[huff3r]

Afterwards, yes, if you know what I mean...

Not before and during? If you know what i mean..

[Edbear]

Not before and during? If you know what i mean..

I took her to be meaning behaving as opposed to mis-behaving... :innocent:

[DrunkenMistake]

I took her to be meaning behaving as opposed to mis-behaving... :innocent:

I took her, If you know what I mean.. ;)

[huff3r]

I took her, If you know what I mean.. ;)

You can have her, if you know what i mean :shit:

[DrunkenMistake]

You can have her, if you know what i mean :shit:

I Cant have her, shes shared property, If you know what I mean..

[huff3r]

I Cant have her, shes shared property, If you know what I mean..

Sharing is caring, and i dont care if you know what i mean...

[MSTRS]

He's trying to give her away. Run like hell. If you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

The father's supposed to give her away, isn't he? If you know what I mean?

[DrunkenMistake]

She has a few fathers, If you know what I mean..

[MSTRS]

Uncle Dad...if you know what I mean

[DrunkenMistake]

Could be from Tasmania? If you know what I mean..

[oldrider]

A Tasmanian devil no less ... if you know what I mean!

[Edbear]

The Devil's in the details if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

The Devil's in the details if you know what I mean...

Really? I thought he lived elsewhere if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

De tail is everywhere if you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

Yep, way down yonder in the paw paw patch .... if you know what I mean! :psst:

[Ratti]

tropical fruits? not here! iykwim

[MSTRS]

Man go "Give me Tui." If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Tui in bush pretty sight if you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

A Tui in the hand with top off is even prettier on hot day .... if you know what I mean! :sunny:.:drinkup:

[Edbear]

You talking birds or beers, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

A Tui in one hand, a bush in the other...um...er...I'm going to Hell aren't I? If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

A Tui in one hand, a bush in the other...um...er...I'm going to Hell aren't I? If you know what I mean

Not really, on either hand I'd say you're heading for heaven! ... If you know what I mean! :yes:

[marie_speeds]

Not really, on either hand I'd say you're heading for heaven! ... If you know what I mean! :yes:

But too much of either could be trouble if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

But too much of either could be trouble if you know what I mean

Too much of anything can be trouble, but some things I'd like to find out for myself, such as too much money if you know what I mean... :innocent:

[oldrider]

But too much of either could be trouble if you know what I mean

Well deep down some of us can do completely without one but might possibly still be tempted to risk everything for the other! .... If you know what I mean! :wings:

(sigh, old man's dilemma, maintaining a "Rolls Royce attitude" but only managing an "Austin seven performance") :crybaby:

[Ratti]

Austin powers? Shag-a-licious! iykwim


go Oldy!

[huff3r]

Austin powers? Shag-a-licious! iykwim


go Oldy!

Isn't a shag a kinda bird? That cant be legal if you know what i mean...

[MSTRS]

Until someone categorises a Licious, it's not illegal to shag 'me...if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

a shag is a cormorant, and they can swallow whole....iykwim

[huff3r]

a shag is a cormorant, and they can swallow whole....iykwim

Oh thats good then, all the good birds swallow if ya know what i mean...

[Maha]

Theres a Gay Bar in San Fran called 'The White Swollow'..... so i've been told if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Swallow diving is so yesterday, try the muff dive ... and if you need to swallow, so be it! ... If you know what I mean! :bleh:

[Edbear]

With the weather lately we may be diving for our muffs before much longer if you know what I mean...