If You Know What I Mean

[Maha]

Maybe you should of hiddin your Hard better.... IYKWIM

It was wearing sunny's, what more could I do....if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

if you'd thought about it, I'm sure a lot more could have sprung to mind, if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Think about it? ... That little head has a mind of it's own It's way ahead of the play! ... :o If you know what I mean! ( not to mention spring ... Sigh!) :doobey:

[Ratti]

depends which head is the Head of the job don't it Oldie? iykwim

[Edbear]

I think I know where this is heading, IYKWIM.

[Newbi]

It's heading where it always heads when people start talking about big heads and little heads........ iykwim:msn-wink:

[MSTRS]

It's a slippery subject...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

:Oops: Time to pull our heads in perhaps :whistle: .... if you know what I mean!

[MSTRS]

Auto-retraction, so to speak? If you know what I mean

[Bald Eagle]

That's usually climatic iykwim

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[MSTRS]

Some say the eskimo gene is a myth. Wadda they know...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

not always for both parties tho Baldy. iykwim

[Maha]

The party in my pants says other wise......if you kwim

[MSTRS]

not always for both parties tho Baldy. iykwim

XX displays the ultimate retraction...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

The party in my pants says other wise......if you kwim

Did all the guests come at the same time or something .... If you know what I mean! :devil2:

[Hopeful Bastard]

Did all the guests come at the same time or something .... If you know what I mean! :devil2:


Maybe they let the COLD air in... IYKWIM :cold:

[huff3r]

Maybe they let the COLD air in... IYKWIM :cold:

Tends to have a retracting effect, if you know what I mean.. :pinch:

[Edbear]

Can always count on this thread for hot air though, if you know what I mean. :yes:

[oldrider]

Can always count on this thread for hot air though, if you know what I mean. :yes:

Put the hot air in ... put the hot air out ... do the hoky toky and shake it all about ... all in the hoky toky ... if you know what I mean! :drinkup: (something from yesteryear)

[Ratti]

in , out
in, out
shake it all about.:woohoo:
iykwim

[oldrider]

in , out
in, out
shake it all about.:woohoo:
iykwim

All in the hoky toky ... all in the hoky toky ... and that's what it's all about! :yes: ... if you know what I mean! (Well Ratti does anyway!) :lol:

[cc rider]

What's it all about, Alfie?... if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

I thought it was all about me, but it's not, IYKWIM

[cc rider]

It's not over, til it's over Ed... if ya know wat I meen

[Ronin]

It's not over, til it's over Ed... if ya know wat I meen

She came back, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Was she ever here, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

she's always here, if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Hotel California, IYKWIM

[Maha]

Give the dog a bone....if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

old dog, same tricks, new toy...if you know what I mean. :brick:

[Ratti]

been there done that. iykwim

[Genie]

got a t-shirt? If you know what I mean

[Maha]

BOB has a flatty...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Flat Bob? IYKWIM

[swtfa]

These one liners are getting a little flat.. if you know what I mean :bleh:

[Genie]

Well then, how about the whole damn story then, that'll sure be interesting ... and entertaining.

I'm laughing my pants off, if you know what I mean. :lol:

[Maha]

Once upon a time, long long ago, in a kingdom long since forgotten, there...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Once upon a time there were Empires run by Emperors...then came Kingdoms run by Kings, now we have countries run by.....


if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Women?...they are 'heads' of all the leading jobs except one..if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Women like to get a lil head
too... I know you know what I mean :blip:

[Coldrider]

Women like to get a lil head
too... I know you know what I mean :blip:maybe they should quit while they are a head, IUKWIM

[oldrider]

Women like to get a lil head
too... I know you know what I mean :blip:

Tried to get head myself ... ended up all fingers and thumbs! :tugger: ... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[Genie]

smoked some really good head once upon a time...if you know what I mean:doobey:

[Ratti]

Genie, does saying I used to eat heads sound as wrong as I think it does?

iykwim

[oldrider]

Genie, does saying I used to eat heads sound as wrong as I think it does?

iykwim

Just another form of "fast food" .... if you know what I mean! :whistle:

[Hopeful Bastard]

Heads of Mushrooms are Delicious! Just make sure you know your "Magic" IYKWIM

[cc rider]

I believe in magic if you know what I mean

[_Gina_]

Some people are magicly delusional, if ya's (2 of ya's) know what I mean :niceone:

[Edbear]

Still trying to determine which pills are the delusional ànd which the hallucinogenic and what the differences are, if you know what I mean.

[Hopeful Bastard]

Still trying to determine which pills are the delusional ànd which the hallucinogenic and what the differences are, if you know what I mean.


Just make sure they aren't the Little Blue Pills..... Too much of those and you will be delusional by the end of it! IYKWIM

[Genie]

take the blue pill or the red pill...the choice is yours, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Bugger that, one keeps you up all night and the other keep you up all night....if you know what I mean...:msn-wink:

[MSTRS]

Not a problem if you can rest during the day...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Isn't Sunday the day for resting? If you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Sunday for sleeping in, then riding, IUKWIM

[5150]

Never play leapfrog with the unicorn IYKWIM

[_Gina_]

It would be technical impalement - if ya know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

Technically, I imagine it would be painful...if you know what I mean

[_Gina_]

There is no sex in my violence (which is painful) if ya know what I mean

[Maha]

He took his member and dipped it in cider....if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

cider house rules :headbang: if you know what I mean... dude

[oldrider]

Then he put it in a biscuit tin, coz he thinks he is fuckin crackers! :eek: .... If you know what I mean! (Sigh, hey I try to keep up!)

[cc rider]

(Sigh, hey I try to keep up!)Thanks for sharing young stud... if you know what I mean :msn-wink:

[Genie]

dipping ones' member in chocolate is so much tastier....if you know what I mean:gob:

[Edbear]

The word "member" has several meanings, if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

A member can have several members, IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Oh yeah, today I was supposed to re member! .. Alas, I forgot again! .... If you know what I mean! :wacko:

[Maha]

That be Old Timers disease....if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Eh? What's that ye say, sonny? If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

If you forget something, how do you know you were supposed to remember it if you know what I mean?

[Maha]

If you forget something, how do you know you were supposed to remember it if you know what I mean?

Put the jug on, we are coming to your town for a visit...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Put the jug on, we are coming to your town for a visit...if you know what I mean.

I'm always putting it on if you know what I mean. ;)

[oldrider]

I'm always putting it on if you know what I mean. ;)

Try putting on the Ritz (song) then for a change! :wari: ... If you know what I mean!

[Edbear]

Try putting on the Ritz (song) then for a change! :wari: ... If you know what I mean!

I've got Meatloaf on just now, if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

paradise by the dashboard light, IYKWIM

[Edbear]

My favourite song ever is "For Crying Out Loud, You Know I Love you." IYKWIM

[Maha]

Well, Two out of Three aint bad...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

All for one and three for all, if you know what I mean!

[Maha]

D'artanin was the man...if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Bear... if you know what I mean Grrrr!

[Coldrider]

Yogi was smarter than your average bear, IUKWIM

[oldrider]

Yogi told me a secret ... can't share it though ... it's a secret :oi-grr: ... if you know what I mean!

[Maha]

It would be a Boo Boo if you do do....if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Maybe just give us the bare facts... if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I love it when Mrs. Bear gives me the bare facts if you know what I mean...

[Coldrider]

Is Mrs edbear Ranger Smith, IYKWIM

[Edbear]

We're at home on the range if you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

We're at home on the range if you know what I mean...

More like a couple of clucky "free rangers" .... if you know what I mean! :devil2:

[Edbear]

More like a couple of clucky "free rangers" .... if you know what I mean! :devil2:

Our son has moved upstairs into the flat this weekend so me and Mrs. Bear can range free all over the house if you know what I mean... :rolleyes:

[oldrider]

Free range chookie farmers have to search high and low for the eggs, may the force be with you! .... if you know what I mean! :eek:

[Maha]

If we had some eggs we could have bacon and eggs, if we had some bacon...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

A plan where the chicken would participate but the pig (unfortunately) would be involved .... if you know what I mean! :corn:

[cc rider]

Ah... a chicken pig, if you know what I mean :confused:

[Maha]

KFCP?...if you know I mean.

[oldrider]

Flying Pigs abound here http://www.menumania.co.nz/restaurants/flying-pig-cafe-duntroon ... if you know what I mean! .. :ride: .. :blip:

[Edbear]

Flying pigs abounding boundlessly, if you know what I mean.

[Hopeful Bastard]

Nee Naa Nee Naa Nee Naa. *WHOOSH* IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Nee Naa Nee Naa Nee Naa. *WHOOSH* IYKWIM

Sounds like an attack of Giardia (explosive diarrhoea) :Oops: .. :o .... If you know what I mean!

[Edbear]

Sounds a lot like some KB members IYKWIM

[Maha]

One could say that you ''Drew'' them out Ed...if you know what I mean...:killingme

[Edbear]

Like a black dog, tying them to an axle and sending them to koba with someone in a kat suit crying, "What about me?" if you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

Like a black dog, tying them to an axle and sending them to koba with someone in a kat suit crying, "What about me?" if you know what I mean...

"The art of diplomacy" .. Telling someone where to go and have them looking forward to the trip! :blip: ... If you know what I mean! :cool:

[Maha]

If you are still in your 40's calp your hands....:clap:...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

:( :crybaby: :bye: IYKWIM...

[oldrider]

Almost twice round :clap: .. :clap: .... If you know what I mean! :eek5:

[Edbear]

One is doing well if one gets into their 40's twice, though highly unlikely to thrice, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

If you are still in your 40's calp your hands....:clap:...if you know what I mean.:clap:

If you can still spell without wearing glasses :moon: your neighbour... if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Damn it woman, not bad spelling, he was using the secret code :eek5: .... If you know what I mean! :shutup:

[cc rider]

Is that secret code for 'I need glasses too'... if you can read what I write :Pokey: :killingme

[Maha]

:clap:

If you can still spell without wearing glasses :moon: your neighbour... if you know what I mean

Well, I can no longer clap...the 50 has reached here at last!....if you know what I mean

[oneofsix]

Well, I can no longer clap...the 50 has reached here at last!....if you know what I mean

half a century not out if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Maha has just got the clap for the second time round :eek: if you know what I mean! :clap:

[Coldrider]

Many a good tune has been played on an ol' fiddle, IUKWIM

[Hopeful Bastard]

Many a good tune has been played on an ol' fiddle, IUKWIM



Maaaaaaaaa-sterton IYKWIM

[oldrider]

If we are put on this earth to help others ... what are the others here for? :confused: .... If you know what I mean! :whistle:

[Edbear]

To boost our ego's if you know what I mean... :rolleyes:

[cc rider]

Or burst your bubble... if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

I'm forever blowing bubbles ... if you know what I mean! :blink:

[Edbear]

Otherwise known as farting if you know what I mean?

[Maha]

Someone popped on my leg last whilst sleeping...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

That sort of thing can really get under your skin ... if you know what I mean! :nya:

[Coldrider]

Be alright if it was Gin, IYKWIM

[Hopeful Bastard]

Be alright if it was Gin, IYKWIM

I'd drink that.... IYKWIM ;)

[Edbear]

Drinking skinny Gin can get you under the weather too, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

A small umbrella is in order then....if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Some drinks you get the small umbrella with your order, IYKWIM

[Maha]

Fruit Daquri by the pool over looking the Pacific at sunset...yeah baby! ...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

I feel the need for a holiday if you know what I mean!

[Maha]

My passport has just been renewed...all it now needs is a stamp...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Just discovered mine ran out on May 1st! Gotta get a new one, IYKWIM

[Maha]

Just discovered mine ran out on May 1st! Gotta get a new one, IYKWIM

They dont last as long as they once did either...if you kwim.

[Edbear]

Neither do I if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Fingers in ears...lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala... if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

I used to be able to fit my whole fist in my mouth as a kid... if you know what I mean :gob:

[MSTRS]

I'm not sure if we should ask where this is going...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Ask & you shall receive... or so they so... If you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

It is better to give than receive...so they say...and I believe them...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Depends on what being ''given'' at the time....if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Best to not give it all at once... if you know what I mean :blip:

[Edbear]

Slow and steady wins the race? If you know what I mean...

[cc rider]

Fast & Furious sets the pace... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

The Young and the Restless has been going for years, IYKWIM

[cc rider]

Like the Days of Our Lives ... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

"The DR" has been going for a few years, or not, and back, to the future, IYKWIM

[cc rider]

You own a DeloRean?... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Like sand through the hour glass, so is my 867th post in this thread...if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Surface Flooding?...can water flood anywhere else?...is there non surface flooding?......if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Hmmmm, hope you're not expecting a flood of response to that question :confused: ... if you know what I mean!

[swtfa]

Oh it's a happenin' thing, and it's happenin' to you... IYKWIM

[_Gina_]

Like bees to honey IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Hey SWFTA, I see your new avatar, is "loose Lois" your mentor now? :facepalm: ... If you know what I mean!

[Coldrider]

maybe she is Meg, IUKWIM

[swtfa]

Hey SWFTA, I see your new avatar, is "loose Lois" your mentor now? :facepalm: ... If you know what I mean!

Admit it. Lois Griffin - even for a cartoon she's hot ... If you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Betty Rubble has my favourite boulders, IYKWIM

[Maha]

Barney and Fred were more than just 'work buddys' if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Bit of bi-curious going on...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

R18 Caveman on Caveman II Stoned Again...if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

No, I don't know what you mean. And what's more...how do you know? If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

I seldom know what anyone means.

iykwim

[Edbear]

Ikwym, iykwim...

[Maha]

Ikwtm, iykwim

[Ratti]

sigh.. you see what I mean?

iykwim

[Edbear]

ISWYM, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

[cc rider]

I'd like to buy a vowel...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

That'll be $357 thank you...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

If one uses a .357 Magnum one doesn't need to buy one, IYKWIM..

[MSTRS]

Gotta beg, borrow or steal one first...if you know what I mean

[_Gina_]

You could always try to steal one from a gun shop with a machete...IYKWIM :yes:

[Edbear]

Yeah that could work... IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

Gun shops have guns - never seen one with a machete...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

You get a bigger selection buying guns from criminals .... if you know what I mean!

[Coldrider]

Just don't ask for a receipt, IUKWIM:ar15:

[Edbear]

R u using txt speak? IYKWIM...

[cc rider]

Don't say it... spray it :ar15: if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

I splay and wokaway...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Rots of Rarfs .....if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Ah-so .. you rive on oriental parade now .... If you know what I mean! :shifty:

[_Gina_]

2$ love you loooong time biiiiiiiiig boyeee...IYKWIM :shit:

[Edbear]

Things I used to do all night now take all night to do, if you know whatI mean...

[Maha]

Once a King, always a King but once a knight is enough...if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

In days of olde
When knights were bold
And women weren't invented
They used to drill holes
In telephone poles
And stand there quite contented

If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Or was that quite cemented IYKWIM?

[oldrider]

Wouldn't really have a glue ... if you know what I mean! :shifty:

[cc rider]

I'm stuck on you oldrider :hug:... if you know what I mean

[GSW]

I ride a Honda..... IYKWIM?

[Hopeful Bastard]

So you bend at the waist, not knees? Not a true woman - IYKWIM

[oldrider]

So you bend at the waist, not knees? Not a true woman - IYKWIM

Do not use your back like a crane .... if you know what I mean! :sweatdrop

[oldrider]

I'm stuck on you oldrider :hug:... if you know what I mean

Did you put that sticky (read hicky) on my neck? :love: ... If you know what I mean! :shutup:

[Edbear]

Necking with a sticky hickey? Sounds icky if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Did you put that sticky (read hicky) on my neck? :love: ... If you know what I mean! :shutup:Would be too tricky from afar... if you know what mean :innocent:

:laugh:

[Maha]

If you ask a question on Twitter, should you start the tweet with 'twat'?........if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Like Twat that Twit tweeting 'bout If you know what I mean..?

[Maha]

Indeed...it was almost going to be known as 'Stoopider' but they went with 'Twitter' in the end...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

A little bird told me, if you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

Did you sing a song of sixpence ... if you know what I mean!

[Edbear]

A pocket full of Rye is not enough bread these days, if you know what I mean. :bye:

[oldrider]

A pocket full of Rye is not enough bread these days, if you know what I mean. :bye:

But when the pie is opened the birds will start to sing :whistle: ... if you know what I mean! :wait:

[Maha]

Jack Horner put his thumb in a pie and said...'fuck thats hot''...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Always blow on the pie, IYKWIM :yes:

[oldrider]

Devour your pie blow by blow .... if you know what I mean! :bleh:

[Maha]

Had a mate once, he called his dog Hair...he got some strange looks whenever he called her...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Had something called hair myself once .... if you know what I mean! :weep:

[Maha]

Me also, we ''parted'' some time ago though, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Not often I get rained off for the day...even my coat has had enough...if you know what I mean.

[Laava]

Rain stopped. Smoko over. Back to work if you know what I mean!

[Maha]

Flooding at Kaipara Flats Village...30-40 mts wide on one bit of road...rain seems to have stopped damn it...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Well, they did dam it in a lot of places and now they want to offer you a chance to buy a share of it .... if you know what I mean! :soon:

[swtfa]

Knee-deep in water debate IYKWIM

[cc rider]

Knee down in the dry... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

NEDWN ftw........if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Be windy here today. Must be the onions, if you know what I mean

[swtfa]

Nothing a butt plug wont fix... if you know what I mean :shake:

[oneofsix]

could result in a rather messy explosion - if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Let the matter lay, getting your own back might be messy! .... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[Coldrider]

just turn into the wind, if you know what i mean

[cc rider]

The smell my friend is blowing in the wind, if you know what I mean :sick:

[Edbear]

When it comes to blowing, KB is full of it if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

...and the suckers just keep on blowin'....if you know I mean.

[Edbear]

Is sucking, blowing in reverse if you know what I mean..?

[oldrider]

Some say KB sucks but I'm blowed if I know .... if you know what I mean! :sweatdrop

[swtfa]

I'll huff and I'll puff... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Do you need more exercise...if you know what I mean

[swtfa]

Get wired and hyperventilate... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Hyperventilation? is that very fast air extraction?...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

It's a gas, man! :o ..... If you know what I mean!

[Edbear]

All gassed up and nowhere to go, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

@ $2:20.9 per Litre its a wonder you can afford to gas up......if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I sold one of the Grandkids... IYKWIM :shutup:

[oldrider]

Did the battery need replacing .... if you know what I mean!

[cc rider]

You can test if it's still working by licking the end... if you know what I mean :bleh:

[oldrider]

Just like finger lickin chicken :bleh: .... if you know what I mean! (Sigh)

[Hopeful Bastard]

Just like finger lickin chicken :bleh: .... if you know what I mean! (Sigh)

You know what they say... If it smells like fish, Run the fuck away... IYKWIM

[Hurrie]

You know what they say... If it smells like fish, Run the fuck away... IYKWIM

Unless you like fish, than its an open buffet... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Valentines have an open buffet, Giardia on plate, if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

If it fills a plate, then you're punching above your weight... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

two girls, one plate, If I don't know what I mean.

[oldrider]

You know what they say... If it smells like fish, Run the fuck away... IYKWIM

There's only two things that smell like fish and fish is one of them! :bleh: .... If you know what I mean! (Sigh, does this mean I'm a fisherman?)

[husaberg]

(Sigh, does this mean I'm a fisherman?)

If your out fishing with ya mates don't screw the crew..... if you know what i mean:buggerd:

[MSTRS]

There's a(d)vice for you...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Will heed all of that advice, hook line and sinker! :niceone: .... If you know what I mean!

[Maha]

I never ment to sinker, it just hit a rock...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Some hit rock bottom and sink out of sight, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

They are called..'lerkers'...:wavey:...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

A blowjob with a difference? or just another sucker in the making! .. http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/cooking/1160651.html .... IYKWIM! :corn:

[Coldrider]

eggsactly, IYKWIM

[cc rider]

you crack me up wif your yokes... if you know what I mean :killingme

[Maha]

Fry me a river cc......if you know what I mean.

[swtfa]

Diana Krall - let's be friends... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

I think I know what you mean...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Hot licks and all that jazz .... if you know what I mean! :whistle: