If You Know What I Mean

[huff3r]

beer and popcorn is fine, but i know of things that go better with beer, if you know what i mean

Like more beer? if you know what i mean

[bogan]

thats exactly what I meant, must be a universal man code or something, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

Like more beer? if you know what i mean

You will get them beer goggles ......if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

You will get them beer goggles ......if you know what I mean

But they only improve the world, how can that be bad if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

But they only improve the world, how can that be bad if you know what i mean

Then you are forced to wake up and begin chewing your arm......if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Then you are forced to wake up and begin chewing your arm......if you know what I mean

Just dont stop drinking... if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

Will hinder preformance in time.....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Avoid hangovers, stay drunk! if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Avoid hangovers, stay drunk! if you know what I mean.have already started, primed for the cold duck, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Arn't they better warm???????????.........if you know what I mean

[Pussy]

Will hinder preformance in time.....if you know what I mean
Bit like trying to put an oyster in a parking meter, if you know what I mean....

[Coldrider]

Arn't they better warm???????????.........if you know what I meanlead or stainless, doesn't really matter (unless you mean what we used to call sophisicated wine)...., if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Bit like trying to put an oyster in a parking meter, if you know what I mean....

Mmmm a rather soggy slot.....if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

lead or stainless, doesn't really matter (unless you mean what we used to call sophisicated wine)...., if you know what I mean

Is there such a thing as sophisicated wine while taking a cold duck.......If you know what I mean

[Mom]

Bit like a Cold Hock if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Is there such a thing as sophisicated wine while taking a cold duck.......If you know what I meanTrue, better grab a wild turkey, if you know what i mean.

[Foxzee]

True, better grab a wild turkey, if you know what i mean.

Or you could just crack a woody......if you know what I mean

[Mom]

The wild Turkey keyring is the opening of paradise for some of us if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Or you could just crack a woody......if you know what I meanyes, but only if it is OK to be given one by someone who shouldn't, if you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

The wild Turkey keyring is the opening of paradise for some of us if you know what I meanAs good as the Heiniken pantry huh?, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

yes, but only if it is OK to be given one by someone who shouldn't, if you know what i mean

Eeek...put me down now..............if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Sorry, already have the bag limit for the day... if you know what i mean

[nothingflash]

I've got customary rights...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

I have not shot down a shag, if that helps, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

I have not shot down a shag, if that helps, if you know what i mean

No, it was a cold duck that you shot wasn't it....if you know what I mean

[Mom]

As good as the Heiniken pantry huh?, if you know what i mean

Heiniken pantry is all well and good, but being the little pig that goes wee wee wee all the night long is a pain if you know what i mean

[Ironclaw]

I seem to have run out of beer.......if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

No, it was a cold duck that you shot wasn't it....if you know what I meanand cold is not good, (unless it is beer) if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

and cold is not good, (unless it is beer) if you know what I mean.

Steaming hot?...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Heiniken pantry is all well and good, but being the little pig that goes wee wee wee all the night long is a pain if you know what i meanand the colder it gets the worse it gets, if you know what i mean


I seem to have run out of beer.......if you know what I meanshort arms and long pockets, it's your round, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Steaming hot?...if you know what I meanlike coffee and Rum, if you know what I mean

[nothingflash]

short arms and long pockets, it's your round, if you know what I mean

My mum says they're the same size as the other kids...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

like coffee and Rum, if you know what I mean

Now you're talking if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

My mum says they're the same size as the other kids...if you know what I meanthe kids are in the same clan (except the one that looks like the milkman), if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

like coffee and Rum, if you know what I mean

Not at 5.45 in the morning after dawn parade tho.....if you know what I mean

[nothingflash]

Not at 5.45 in the morning after dawn parade tho.....if you know what I mean

Can't beat a stiff one in the morning...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

No, before the dawn parade, if you know what i mean

[nothingflash]

No, before the dawn parade, if you know what i mean

She'd have a headache if it was that early...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

She'd have a headache if it was that early...if you know what I meanI know exactly what you mean, if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Baileys in coffee at 10 am is also a really interesting way to start a day if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Days half gone by then, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

No, before the dawn parade, if you know what i mean

O...you are talkin about that rum and coffee body paint gotcha now.......if ya know what I mean

[Mom]

The afternoon delight makes up for that though if you know what I mean

[Ironclaw]

I know exactly what you mean, if you know what I mean

I think I know exactly what you mean, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Baileys in coffee at 10 am is also a really interesting way to start a day if you know what I mean

With ya there Mom...yumi yumi yumi...if ya know what I mean

[Mom]

numi numi numi cheeks if you know what I mean :killingme

[Coldrider]

I think I know exactly what you mean, if you know what I meanasking which way is home is last, if you know what i mean

[huff3r]

asking which way is home is last, if you know what i mean

Asking which ways up means youve gone too far, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

asking which way is home is last, if you know what i mean

Leaving to go home is always hard......iynwim

[Coldrider]

Asking which ways up means youve gone too far, if you know what i meansafer to always go down, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

safer to always go down, if you know what I mean

Toe sucker......if ya know what I mean....

[Coldrider]

yuk, germmies, that's the foreplay of the royals, if you know what I mean

[Ironclaw]

Toe sucker......if ya know what I mean....

too far down....if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

too far down....if you know what I mean

If you go too far you'll need a snorkel, if you know what i mean

[Ronin]

Wild Turkey goes down well if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Wild Turkey goes down well if you know what I meanso does depth chargers, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

If you go too far you'll need a snorkel, if you know what i mean

No, you will fall outta bed and hit ya head on the floor.......if you no what I mean

[Foxzee]

so does depth chargers, if you know what I mean

Now let's talk about widith...if ya know what I mean

[huff3r]

Now let's talk about widith...if ya know what I mean

My name is steve stifler and i have an 11 inch penis.... around.... if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

My name is steve stifler and i have an 11 inch penis.... around.... if you know what i mean

And when the bungy let's go it's back to 1....iykwim

[Coldrider]

I think your bandwidth is running away on ya, if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

There's more than bandwidth running here if you know what I mean..

[Fatt Max]

My name is steve stifler and i have an 11 inch penis.... around.... if you know what i mean

I dont need to know how long your pen is.........if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

I dont need to know how long your pen is.........if you know what I meanbut his cellmate does, if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

but his cellmate does, if you know what I mean

Anyone know where i can get soap on a string? if you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

Anyone know where i can get soap on a string? if you know what i meansome play mummy and daddy anywhere, if you know what I mean

[nothingflash]

some play mummy and daddy anywhere, if you know what I mean

Who's your daddy...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Nine pages today well done, and you have been if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Who's your daddy...if you know what I meaneven loose if 'he' plays mummy, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Isn't Doctor's and Nurses better.........if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Not if it's a protology Nurse if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Big list of -ology to pick from...something for everyone...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Let's just keep it simple...............if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Just KISS, then? If you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Just KISS, then? If you know what I mean

That's always a good place to start if you want things to go further...if you know what I mean

[007XX]

Any place is good if you know what I mean :blip:

[huff3r]

Any place is good if you know what I mean :blip:

where to start.... if you know what i mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Front bum... if you know what I mean

[007XX]

Lobulus Auriculae if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Oh sweet nothings go in there.... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Mmmmm sweets.......if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

With a hint of salt SO I am told... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

where to start....

At the beginning (so I'm told)...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Could be rather exciting starting from the wrong end once in a while.............if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

It's not wrong, just a little naughty if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Start from the bottom and work your way up, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Just don't leave the job half finished though....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Just don't leave the job half finished though....if you know what I meanor start texting halfway through, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

or start texting halfway through, if you know what i mean

well keep it exciting then......if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

well keep it exciting then......if you know what I mean

Keep them excited then, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

WHAT! you want more than 1 at a time..........if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

any last requests, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Is the fat lady singing......if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Why? What have you heard...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

She was a screamer, if you know what i mean

[cc rider]

then she needs a muffler... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Prolly just needs repacking...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

or a good blow out....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

a restriction in the intake can help, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Do you check to see if its gone, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Always pays to have a check up.....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

I always check them all out, if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Always good to CHECK inn.... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Not up or out, more....in, if you know what I mean.

[2wheeldrifter]

Damn a double ender... if you know what I mean!

[Maha]

Damn a double ender... if you know what I mean!

bling sent, I think you know what I ment if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Just as long as it was only bling that you sent ........if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

It came all right... if you know what I mean

[blackdog]

if you're coming or going....it'll be a different colour iykwim

[2wheeldrifter]

Didn't send me the "going" thank god.... if you know what I mean

[blackdog]

lol yellow bling iykwim

[2wheeldrifter]

all ready showered thanks.... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

lol yellow bling iykwimthats for infraction not interaction, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

thats for infraction not interaction, if you know what i mean

Rewarding nawdy behaviour can be fun too..................if you no what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

I haven't got a nauty bone in my body, mayby one... if you know what I mean

[blackdog]

thats for infraction not interaction, if you know what i mean

could be an infection, iykwim

[Coldrider]

Rewarding nawdy behaviour can be fun too..................if you no what I meanAs much fun as receiving nawdy behaviour? If you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I haven't got a nauty bone in my body, mayby one... if you know what I mean

Do you hang upside down to use that...lmao....if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

As much fun as receiving nawdy behaviour? If you know what I mean

Nawdy but nice..........if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Nawdy but nice..........if you know what I mean

Nice guys always finish last if you know what i mean ;)

[2wheeldrifter]

who wants to be nice.... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

yep, get the job done and move on to the next one...., if you know what i mean

[blackdog]

the faster you go the sooner the mess iykwim

[Foxzee]

that should be the bigger the mess....if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

that should be the bigger the mess....if you know what I mean

Messy can be fun, if you know what i mean

[blackdog]

like getting covered in oil, iykwim

[yungatart]

All sticky and slimy, if you know what I mean....

[blackdog]

after lubing a dif, iykwim

[Foxzee]

Slippery.......if you no what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Hmmmm my tool needs to be wiped down... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Hmmmm my tool needs to be wiped down... if you know what I mean


Hahahaha...you dribble to often....if you know what I mean...

[blackdog]

vaccuum cleaning iykwim

[Genie]

A right bit of sucking going on there then....if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

A powerful suck.......if you know what I mean

[Genie]

oh a Dyson then....if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Lots of bits to play with on them if you know what I mean

[Genie]

I know...nothing quite like having loads of bits to play with....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

I believe we'd all concur with that...if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

hope they are talking about the real bits and not battery operated bits.. if you know what I mean

[Mom]

I like the different way you can play with the same things too if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Bitty. Now. If you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

A toy with lots of knobs.....if you know what I mean

[nothingflash]

A toy with lots of knobs.....if you know what I mean

A toy that looks like a knob...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

A toy that looks like a knob...if you know what I mean

Them toys are like playing with fire....................if you know what I mean

[nothingflash]

Them toys are like playing with fire....................if you know what I mean

Then out of the pan and into the fire...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Forget the pan......it's the firing line....if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

I hate being in the firing line--slimed---if you know what i mean

[huff3r]

I hate being in the firing line--slimed---if you know what i mean

I thought girls loved a good pearl necklace? If you know what i mean

[MadDuck]

Only if its free...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

if something is free it's really not worth it....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Is that like ... priceless if you know what I mean..?

[huff3r]

Is that like ... priceless if you know what I mean..?

I always though those that were priceless were actually free, if you know what i mean

[quickbuck]

Easy to get the wrong end of the stick, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

bit of a stick in the mud... if you know what i mean

[Genie]

nohting quite like playing in the mud and getting dirty....if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

dirty deeds done dirt cheap, if you now what I mean

[Genie]

ok, now ya gone and got me singing and throwing my head around....if you know what i mean

[cc rider]

sing till your lungs give out, girl... if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

sing till your lungs give out, girl... if you know what I mean

And then you'll be dead. If you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

And then you'll be dead. If you know what i meanis that you Michael, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

is that you Michael, if you know what i mean

THRILLER................if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Or Hutchens...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

or Kurt Cobain......if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Now that's showing ya age.....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

I think he's pointing out that singing is dangerous for anyone. Not just Michaels...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I thought he was just getting old......if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

So dangerous, yet so beautiful, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

and some is just bad...... like hole, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

Hahahaha...had to google that one............if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

so your not Courtney, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Not today.........if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Look on the bright side, if you know what i mean.

[Ratti]

always look on the bright side of life..iykwim

[Edbear]

And we're back to singing... if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

http://cdn.ebaumnation.com/btp2/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/160x/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/s/a/santa-bad-girls_1.png
Does Santa sing...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

And we're back to singing... if you know what I mean...no that's comedy, monty python et al.......if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Who's got a python????...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

always found monty to not be quite full....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Who's got a python????...if you know what I mean

i'm outta bling....clever girl

[Ronin]

i'm outta bling....clever girl

Bling by proxy if you know what I mean

[Genie]

why thank you kind sir...how thoughtful...if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

why thank you kind sir...how thoughtful...if you know what I mean

But... men only ever think about 3 things... if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

But... men only ever think about 3 things... if you know what i mean


And even then they struggle.....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

It's all that oxygen being used elsewhere...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

And even then they struggle.....if you know what I meanthat's cos after three beers only woman a will keep count, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

ppfffttt why would we keep count you blokes make much more sense when you are drunk.....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

not drunk, just humming......if you know what I mean

[Qkchk]

Boy am I humming after a great ride........if you know what I mean

[Genie]

oh how neat...nothing like the freshly ridden hum.....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

That afterglow could mean there is a fuelling issue...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

The injection being to powerful.....if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Nothing like a good ride to get you humming, sometimes even glowing if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

You must be feeling much better if you know what I mean

[Maha]

ACC can suck my dick if you know what I mean.

And heres why.....http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/123014-Denied

[quickbuck]

I won't let them near mine, if you know what I mean....

[Genie]

good choice, they way they operate it wouldn't be safe...if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

They may well reject my claim, if you know what i mean...

[Genie]

don't mention rejection and acc together....it causes blood to boil...oops, if you know what i mean

(man it's hot round here)

[Foxzee]

Makes anyone go stiff........if you know what I mean

[Mom]

I am over lots of things ACC being one if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

And soon you'll be joining us over the hill if you know what I mean... :shutup:

[quickbuck]

Are we talking about Michael again? if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Are we talking about Michael again? if you know what I mean.don't stop till you get enough, if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Start with the man in the mirror, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

mirrors are not everything they're cracked up to be.. if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

my mirror is dam handsome, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

sideshow mirrors don't count... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

I am the michelin man, if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Better than the Goodyear Blimp, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Full of hot air if you know what I mean



did you change your post or am I going crazy???? :scratch:

[quickbuck]

Just playing with your head, if you know what I mean.....

[Ronin]

Nothing wrong with her head if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I am the michelin man, if you know what I mean

Awwww *squishing Coldriders rolls*........if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Awwww *squishing Coldriders rolls*........if you know what I mean

More rolls than a bakery, if you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

Eat more to fill out the creases...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

wonder how he finds a certain thing amgonst all that......if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

wonder how he finds a certain thing amgonst all that......if you know what I mean

With the help of Stewey from Family Guy, if you know what i mean...

[Coldrider]

chix have no problem finding things they want, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

We have to carefully scope the area out first tho....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

chix going in for the kill have usually already done their homework, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

FFS...we don't won't to kill it.....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

no, need some for another day, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

As long as I don't have a headache on those other days.......if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

That would mean you are doing it wrong, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Is there a right way????.....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

of course....... then there is a better way...............................if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

It's right to search for a better way...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Trial and error......if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Trial and error......if you know what I mean
Efficacy is a word thet springs to mind, if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Is that a bit like viscosity if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

A bit concerned about the word PRODUCING a desired effect.............if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Efficacy is like working towards a known outcome, viscosity is more variable, like from fluid to sticky maybe.......if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

Arrgh I'm getting all confused now I don't know if I should be runny or sticky..........if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

You can be anything you like...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Arrgh I'm getting all confused now I don't know if I should be runny or sticky..........if you know what I meanif you can be both you will not have a headache, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

No, but someone else might....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

umm, true, but it wouldn't be me, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Awww that's a shame....if you know what I mean

[R-Soul]

A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man- if you know what I mean...

[Coldrider]

so too much sex does make you go blind, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

That gives us an easy explanation for your typo's....if you know what I mean:)

[Coldrider]

That gives us an easy explanation for your typo's....if you know what I mean:)pruvs at leest 1 of us is gettin sum, f u no wat i meen

[Foxzee]

pruvs at leest 1 of us is gettin sum, f u no wat i meen

Sheep don't count.....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

lamb or mutton, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

lamb or mutton, if you know what I mean

Depends whether you want it to melt in your mouth or get stuck in your throat.....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

2000th post is just around the corner if you know what I mean.

Who will win the little green spot prize?

[Foxzee]

ohhhhhhhh there is a spot for a prize....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

There was for the 1000th post so yeah, if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

There is a prize if you find the spot- iykwim

[Ratti]

2 in a row is probably cheating iykwim