If You Know What I Mean

[reemit]

You mean like the Huntly Power Station, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

That also could be a dangerous thing to do if you know what I mean.

[reemit]

I wouldn't touch that if I were you, if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Hammer time! if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I think you nailed it Ronin if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

I plan to if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Fail to plan and you plan to fail...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Bourbon .... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Corn plasters, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

no...i dont' know what you mean....oh maybe i do....plastered would be an approriate word about now....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Ah that explains it, you're keen, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

keen....it's the weekend and it's crud weather and it is the weekend when one lets' one's hair down ...... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Too crappy for magic carpet rides then, if you known what I mean.

[Maha]

Could always trim the carpet if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Could always trim the carpet if you know what I mean.

carpet is well manicured....if you know what i mean

[Genie]

Too crappy for magic carpet rides then, if you known what I mean.

never too crappy for a magic ride...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Could always trim the carpet if you know what I mean.
Or hire a rug doctor for the magic carpet, if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

lets hope its the only docter the carpet will ever need, iykwim

[Maha]

Gyno Ride!...Disney's knew attraction if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

cunt of a ride if you ask me...iykwim

[Genie]

cunt of a ride if you ask me...iykwim

there is nothing quite like having a cunt to ride if you know what i mean

[Maha]

Its out of commission once a month too if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

now come on...i have learnt that that can be the best time to go swimming if you know what i mean

[Maha]

There is always the Back-up Ride around the corner if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

on the other hand....(if you can't wait)....iykwim

[Genie]

having patience and waiting can bring the bestest results if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Doctors, patience and waiting its all getting very shortland street, if you know what I mean.

[reemit]

there is nothing quite like having a cunt to ride if you know what i mean
Well, maybe that and a nice cup of milo.

[Mom]

Geeze some people are rude if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

milo is rude??? is it an acronym for something? do tell...iykwim

[reemit]

milo is rude??? is it an acronym for something? do tell...iykwim

Oh no, Im gonna get a complex about my beddybyes Milo now:blink:, if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

stick to alcohol then, enough of that and aaaall your complexes will dissolve, iykwim

[reemit]

stick to alcohol then, enough of that and aaaall your complexes will dissolve, iykwim

Sure, but too much of that and so does some of yer important organs, if you know what I mean.

[Hitcher]

Vuvuzela, if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

Are kidneys really that important ... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

In a pie yes (to some) if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

Pigeon Pie?....if you know what I mean....

[Maha]

That will irk me till the very end eh? if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

Hilariously funny, not irksome at all, if you know what I mean....

[Maha]

I need to get pissed, maybe it all come flowing back to me if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

If the brain cell you stored the memory in is still with us...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Spot the Brain cell....na we done that eh if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Too many wins, and choosing the BlowOnTheHead TM...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

A knee in the temple and a dagger up the clitoris if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Ooooh, I've never had one up there before...if you know what I mean

[Hitcher]

Brylcreem, if you know what I mean.

[Quasi]

Brylcreem, if you know what I mean.

very slick - iykwim

[MSTRS]

BP in the Gulf huh? If you know what I mean

[reemit]

We care about the small people, if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

All the best things come in small packages if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

All the best things come in small packages if you know what I mean

I prefer larger packages - iykwim

[Mom]

I concede somethings are better in a larger size, though apparently size does not matter if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

The size of the package is no guarantee of satisfaction...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Quality not quantity, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

It's bliss when you can have both...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Not applicable, I ride an Aprilia, thankfully, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

That must be a flash looking vibrator...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

expensive too if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Left meself wide open for that one, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Best to keep things closed up tight if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

Best to keep things closed up tight if you know what I mean

with a firm grip on things - iykwim

[Maha]

How far can one ram a flake if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Depends, doesn't it? If you know what I mean

[Ronin]

To hard and it all goes to sprinkles if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Well blow my cone I never knew that if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

You've led a sheltered life, young Maha...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

has been proven after hundreds and thousands of tries if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Clean up on Aisle One...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

clean up on corner one if you know what I mean

[Maha]

mmmmmmmm fruity if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Tutti if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Robin Hood had Greensleves if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Noddy had big ears if you know what I mean (with gay undertones)

[Genie]

Once upon a time, one had a toy called a Golly Wog....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I had two, and they hated being dipped if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Geez, you were just a greedy little boy weren't you, most of us only had one....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Little? I was 27 if you know what I mean. :shifty:

[Genie]

you started very late in life...what does that mean???? If you know what I mean

[Maha]

It mean I will finish with a flurry if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Do the hockey pokey if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

don't now about the hockey pokey..sticks can hurt but the hokey pokey that could be fun...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Bits get stuck in yer teeth, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

then try gum drops, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

In the words of a famous little actor..."oh no, not the gum drop buttons!".... if you know what I mean

(words used courtesy of the Gingerbread Man)

[MSTRS]

It's getting wet here. Hop on my nose
If you know what I mean

[Maha]

Is that what YT wrote in you Birthday Card if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

I do remember reading it somewhere...if you know what I mean

[007XX]

Old age and loss of memory if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

There is alot of that carry on around here...if you no what I mean

[Ronin]

Who the hell are you again? if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Who the hell are you again? if you know what I mean

Your dinner flying across the room might jog your memory...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Your dinner flying across the room might jog your memory...if you know what I mean

Frying Fish? if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Frying Saucer cookie boy if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Frying Saucer cookie boy if you know what I mean

They don't make 'em like that anymore if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

I dont know about that...youve never tried my scones, could use them for heavy artillary iykwim

[Foxzee]

Alot of things are not made the correct way anymore...if you no what I mean

[Foxzee]

I dont know about that...youve never tried my scones, could use them for heavy artillary iykwim

I could use some of those now....if you know what I mean

[Bald Eagle]

cooking as a martial art .. iykwim

[Ronin]

Cooking impliments as marital aids if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

*shudder* Have you seen what a whisk does? If you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Nothing like a fry pan somewhere...if you no what I mean

[MSTRS]

Or failing that, find one of 'those' Africans...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Nothing like a fry pan somewhere...if you no what I mean

Is the back of the head an erogenous zone if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Only if you're the one wielding the truncheon...if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Only if you're the one wielding the truncheon...if you know what I mean.

That explains THUD!!! ARGGGGHHHH! if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Was it good for you (too)...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

*shudder* Have you seen what a whisk does? If you know what I mean

Thats just Whiskfull thinking if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

THIS ... IS ... SPATULA!!! (in my pants) if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Mummy mummy - give me a spoon quick. Ronin's been sick and....if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Mummy mummy - give me a spoon quick. Ronin's been sick and....if you know what I mean

You can borrow my teaspoon...can't see that there would be any overflow off it....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

That's just an urban myth...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

You can borrow my teaspoon...can't see that there would be any overflow off it....if you know what I mean

Then you wont mind the wet spot if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Then you wont mind the wet spot if you know what I mean

What and make the curtain redundant....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Half time change sides if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Half time change sides if you know what I mean.

80 mins each way......err.... *insert Tui Billboard here*....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

na na....more like 20/20 cricket if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

A game where it is ok to play with a box....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Dont know what women are on about, there is no wet spot if you're on your kness if you know what I mean.

[reemit]

A game where it is ok to play with a box....if you know what I mean
Nag racing, a sport where its ok to jump a horse, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

[QUOTE=Maha;1129790629]Dont know what women are on about, there is no wet spot if you're on your kness if you know what I mean.[/QUOTE

If there is no wetness then someone is not doing their job correctly....if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

If there is no wetness then someone is not doing their job correctly....if you know what I mean

Master not rubbing the magic lamp correctly - iykwim

[Genie]

Master's not doing a damn thing...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Ya'll talking about the Master Bater if you know what I mean.

[reemit]

Maybe he needs a recharge, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Is in need of bourban....if you know what I mean (oh and some turkish delight)

[MSTRS]

(oh and some turkish delight)

Watch out for those. Their brothers often have no sense of humour...if you knoiw what I mean

[Ronin]

Watch out for those. Their brothers often have no sense of humour...if you knoiw what I mean

Thats if you can find one who ran faster than her brothers to start with if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

She's 'their sister' and it's no business of yours what they do...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Then we would have no gossip and that's not fun....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

I see a bad moon rising if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I see sun strike..........if you no what I mean

[yungatart]

Blinded by the light...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

I see sea shells if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Pearly even if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

yes those gates could well open....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

ahhhh, I get the drift if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

ahhhh, I get the drift if you know what I mean

Drifting always guaranteed to snare something - iykwim

[MSTRS]

Which is why the netting version is outlawed...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

You mean fishnets should be outlawed? If you know what I mean...

[Ronin]

Frankenfurter it's all over if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Did someone say "over"?..I'm picking it's not a leg....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

thats just not cricket if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

You mean fishnets should be outlawed? If you know what I mean...

Depends on the by-catch...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

i think it got thrown back if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

undersized apparently...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

over used if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

wide spread....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Had the smell, but also scales...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

something smelt fishy all right if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

even in international waters ...if you now what I mean

[Coldrider]

unchartered territory, or no mans land....., if you know what I mean

[Maha]

The Captain of the Titanic once uttered those very words if you know what I mean

[reemit]

The Captain of the Titanic once uttered those very words if you know what I mean

followed closely by "what the fuck was that?", if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

followed closely by "what the fuck was that?", if you know what I mean.

''Captain...Ice''!...''No I'll take it neat thanks''....if you know what I mean.

[reemit]

All hands on dick, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Richard was no more suprised than the other seamen if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

You! Yes, sailor, you. Clean up the officer's mess...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Look Sir no hands....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

No spitting...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Floor suck?....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

"Swallow, little Swallow" if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

If you think that double entendres are clever, you're a sucker...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Said the Honda rider to his mechanic if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I'm picking those two don't have to say to much it's all in the actions...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT pick up a Honda mechanic's tool...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

OK......what did you catch?....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Nothing. I took my advice. If you know what I mean

[Ronin]

At least someone did if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

you should always listen to your elders...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

I'll remind you about that if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

hehehe...you would have forgotten by lunchtime....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

What are you...what's the word again?...oh yea...saying...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

There are three things I can never remember.... ahhh,... if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Aaahhh, who is Edbear...........if you know what I mean!

[Foxzee]

Who started this crazy thread......if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

your just skirting around the issue you know if you know what I mean

[Genie]

how about blowing the skirt up...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Marilyn? Is that you? If you know what I mean

[Genie]

and not of the manson variety either...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

how about blowing the skirt up...if you know what I mean

Sheeesh woman...don't get them started on things that blow up.......if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Real Dolls don't blow up...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Real Dolls are made of silicon if you know what I mean

[Genie]

that would depend on ones defination of 'real' if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Who are we to judge you by your choice of companion...if you know what I mean

[Bald Eagle]

my companion is choice ... iykwim

[Genie]

and if one's companion is oneself then would that be a choice to choose a would it just be choice....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Who are we to judge you by your choice of companion...if you know what I mean

I wouldn't when she is in charge of where you stand if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

SIT DOWN, NOW!!!! if you know what I mean.....

[Maha]

Yes Mistress....if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

I'm not mistress, if you know what I mean....

[MSTRS]

Somebody call? If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

just do what you're told there's a good man, iykwim

[MSTRS]

Always. (not) ...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

What man ever listens......if you know what I mean

[Genie]

oh they starting zoning out at age 2...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

and they are completely deaf by 22....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

they just need more slapping....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

pick me, pick me, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

pick and mix....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I know the face just cant pick the nose if you know what I mean.

[reemit]

Massive hooter if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

hooters? if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Ouch!...left tit....if you no what I mean

[reemit]

left it behind, if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

It'll heal if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

I need balance boy's.....right?....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

weeeeeeellllllll, if i have ta if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Auction....reserve ...quite dare................if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

deposit... made... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

counterfeit doesn't count ... if you no what I mean

[Coldrider]

goods not returnable, if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

counterfeit doesn't count ... if you no what I mean

Like a well oiled machine if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

oh the groan when you hit the wrong key....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Like when you hit 'enter' before youve finished typing, if you know wha

[Foxzee]

or escape...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

At least a computer doesn't mind if you pick up where you left off...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

...99 change hands, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

or escape...if you know what I mean

if you like Pena Colada....if you knw what I mean.

[Foxzee]

if you like Pena Colada....if you knw what I mean.

Or getting caught in the rain........if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

And the rot sets in. Barry Manilow...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

if you like Pena Colada....if you knw what I mean.

Oh I'd prefer a Long Island Iced Tea.......if you know what I mean

[Maha]

And the rot sets in. Barry Manilow...if you know what I mean

No Rupert Holmes, you be thinking Copocabana if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

There's a difference? If you know what I mean

[Maha]

Yes one has big nose and one does not if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

I always thought Barry and Rod looked like long lost brothers...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

I like Barry Manilow...now that gives me an idea for my birthday party in October, iykwim

[Genie]

Roctober....hmmmm....i maybe visitng you around then....can i gate crash...if you know what I mean (I love a good party)

[Ratti]

No gatecrashers allowed iykwim

( but I could invite you and make it official????)

[Maha]

Why do some people start a sentence off with ''I mean'' etc...they have not said anything up until that point so they can mean anything, right?
You can however end a sentence with 'I mean' if you know what I mean.

[MadDuck]

Thats too many words ... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Lessons, wagged, bikesheds, smokin, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

I only went to school to eat my lunch. Does that mean I took lessens? If you know what I mean

[Genie]

lessons on healthy eating perhaps...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I went to school to eat other peoples lunch's cos mine sucked if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

lessons on healthy eating perhaps...if you know what I mean

Your school days weren't wasted on spelling critique and comprehension, were they....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

I'm still going to school...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Phuck na no whey if you know what eye mean

[MSTRS]

Some are just late developers...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

oh and some develop way too early...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

they tend to be verrrry popular...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

In times of old they were married off early too...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

We two were one of those but it turned out OK,....if you know what I mean!

[Genie]

that is gorgeous, a good match then???....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Vows and promises carried more value, once...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

In some people they still do carry much weight...if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

Cross my heart and hope to die....if you know what I mean....

[Genie]

I do solemnly swear...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Do you take xxx to be your awful wedded ...(fill in the gap), if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Add another x and you got an Aussie beer (if you can call it that) if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

wasn't there a movie with a hot actor by the same name????? If you know what I mean