If You Know What I Mean

[huff3r]

Sigh, women! :rolleyes:

You tell me you aim to please and Mrs O/r tells me to please aim! :mellow:

Seems women feel I have been drifting aimlessly through life! :facepalm: ..... If you know what I mean!

No better way to drift if you know what i mean..

[FJRider]

Sigh, women! :rolleyes:

You tell me you aim to please and Mrs O/r tells me to please aim! :mellow:

Seems women feel I have been drifting aimlessly through life! :facepalm: ..... If you know what I mean!

If ... YOUR aim is to please ...

AND ...

YOU aim to please ... WHAT can be wrong ... ???

If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

In that case you have a pleasing aim if you know what I mean...:yes:

[FJRider]

In that case you have a pleasing aim if you know what I mean...:yes:

ONLY TO ME ... If you know what I mean ...

[huff3r]

ONLY TO ME ... If you know what I mean ...

Self-love is far easier than loving others if you know what I mean... :shit::blink:

[FJRider]

Self-love is far easier than loving others if you know what I mean... :shit::blink:

If it works for ME ... If you know what I mean ...

[huff3r]

If it works for ME ... If you know what I mean ...

Even better if you get them to aim to please you, with no effort required on your part. Starfish are cool if you know what i mean... :lol:

[Ratti]

no effort=no appreciation. iykwim

[huff3r]

no effort=no appreciation. iykwim

Unfortunately so does lots of effort quite often, if you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

learned my lesson well
can't please everyone
might as well please yourself

iykwim


groupd and song title? can't remember

[huff3r]

learned my lesson well
can't please everyone
might as well please yourself

iykwim


groupd and song title? can't remember

A good theory, however id rather not grow old alone if you know what i mean...

[Edbear]

The only thing worse than growing old is growing old alone, if you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

we dont all have the option of having someone we love with us still...thanks guys. iykwim

[FJRider]

we dont all have the option of having someone we love with us still...thanks guys. iykwim

We dont all have the options ... If you know what I mean ...

[huff3r]

We dont all have the options ... If you know what I mean ...

We dont all have love... if you know what i mean

[Ratti]

tell ya what tho Huff, if you ever find it, dont let go...iykwim

[Edbear]

And try to recognise it when it finds you, IYKWIM...

[huff3r]

tell ya what tho Huff, if you ever find it, dont let go...iykwim


And try to recognise it when it finds you, IYKWIM...

I'll try my best, hope she's a looker if you know what i mean :innocent: :lol:

[FJRider]

I'll try my best, hope she's a looker if you know what i mean :innocent: :lol:

If she's a "looker" ... she'll see YOU first ... if you know what I mean ...

[oldrider]

I'll try my best, hope she's a looker if you know what i mean :innocent: :lol:

The right one "is" always a looker, beauty is in the eye of the beholder :heart: ..... if you know what I mean!

[Ratti]

aww...your lovely must be a stunner then Oldy.

iykwim

[blue rider]

The only thing worse than growing old is growing old alone, if you know what I mean...

sometimes no company is better than bad company iykwim

[oldrider]

aww...your lovely must be a stunner then Oldy.

iykwim

True! .. :niceone: .. Well, I still think so Ratti! ..(In so many ways).. IYKWIM.

[Dodgy_Matt]

Since I got me a Honda, guys are looking at me....... if you know what i mean

[Ratti]

They just jealous, iykwim

[huff3r]

They just jealous, iykwim

Jealous of the bike, cos they wanna play that part if you know what i mean... :sick:

[marie_speeds]

All work and no play makes me a very busy but boring girl :blink: and oh how I want to play :crybaby: if you know what I mean...............

[Edbear]

All work and no play makes me a very busy but boring girl :blink: and oh how I want to play :crybaby: if you know what I mean...............

Gidday girl! Howza you been, we've missed you lately, if you know what I mean? :yes:

[MSTRS]

Somebody remembered this thread...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Somebody remembered this thread...if you know what I mean.

Cool, eh? We should do some more stuff on it, if you know what I mean. :yes:

[MSTRS]

What? You mean...like...keep it going? Or something? If you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

What? You mean...like...keep it going? Or something? If you know what I mean.

Like the Energiser Bunny, if you know what I mean... :rockon:

[MSTRS]

Or...

This is the thread that never ends
It just goes on and on, my friends

If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

My wife accuses me of going on and on at times... IYKWIM...:innocent:

[huff3r]

My wife accuses me of going on and on at times... IYKWIM...:innocent:


She doesnt accuse you of stopping too quickly then? If you know what I mean :shit:

[Edbear]

She doesnt accuse you of stopping too quickly then? If you know what I mean :shit:

It ain't over 'til it's over, if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

I have not posted in here since June 20th...if you know what I mean.

almost three months...:blink:

[huff3r]

I have not posted in here since June 20th...if you know what I mean.

almost three months...:blink:

Thats 1/3 of a kid! If you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

Allo, allo, allo, what's all this then? ..... They are back at it! .... If you know what I mean! :corn:

[Maha]

Hibernation may have been a key word if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

am unemployed now, so I can spend heaps of time here! iykwim



p.s Nice to see y'all again!

[FJRider]

It ain't over 'til it's over, if you know what I mean...

Better than ... "over before it's begun" ... If you know what I mean ...

[Dodgy_Matt]

Im sick and throwing up from both ends ... If you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Im sick and throwing up from both ends ... If you know what I mean

A couple of corks should fix that, if you know what I mean :shutup:

[Edbear]

Yeah, sounds messy, one end should be throwing down...IYKWIM:blink:

[Dodgy_Matt]

A couple of corks should fix that, if you know what I mean :shutup:

I couldnt find any big enough if you know what I mean :facepalm:

[huff3r]

I couldnt find any big enough if you know what I mean :facepalm:

Have you been to prison? If you know what I mean... :sick:

[Dodgy_Matt]

I was loved by an uncle... if you know what I mean :love:

[Maha]

Have you been to prison? If you know what I mean... :sick:

''Hey Bro! wheres ya Bin''?
'' I bin in Aussie''
''Na wheres ya wheelie Bin''?
''I wheelie bin in prison, I just tell people I've bin in Aussie''.

If you know what I mean....:blink:

[Edbear]

I binned in Ngapipi Road if you know what I mean :bye:

[Maha]

I binned at the top of Lavva's driveway...didnt hurt me or the bike..if you know what I mean.:facepalm:

[Edbear]

You obviously didn't bin laden then... if you know what I mean...:facepalm:

[oldrider]

am unemployed now, so I can spend heaps of time here! iykwim

p.s Nice to see y'all again!

Unemployed but still enjoyed .... if you know what I mean! :love:

[huff3r]

Unemployed but still enjoyed .... if you know what I mean! :love:

Some people like bums... if you know what i mean :shutup:

[Edbear]

Everyone knows one... IYKWIM... :innocent:

[Maha]

I long to be one....if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

You do have one, if you know what I mean... :yes:

[Maha]

Only gets out once a day though Ed...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

You have to get out more, if you know what I mean...

[huff3r]

You have to get out more, if you know what I mean...

I'll leave you two alone then if you know what I mean... :blink::shit::sick:

[Edbear]

:gob: :facepalm: :shutup: IYKWIM...

[huff3r]

:gob: :facepalm: :shutup: IYKWIM...

I'll keep your secret :innocent::shutup: If you know what i mean... :facepalm:

[oldrider]

Some people like bums... if you know what i mean :shutup:

Cheeky, cheeky, cheeky ... if you know what I mean! :spanking:

[Dodgy_Matt]

:hug: IYKWIM :facepalm:

[Maha]

Thats gotta be jelly cos fat dont wobble like that...if you know what I mean.

did I get that right?

[Ratti]

they are just good friends, iykwim

[Edbear]

Is it cheeky to dance cheek to cheek? IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Is it cheeky to dance cheek to cheek? IYKWIM

Only if you are Ed bare with the blond .... if you know what I mean! :violin:

[Hopeful Bastard]

Bare Blond IYKWIM

[Genie]

Wow, awesome to see that life continues....if you know what I mean:woohoo:

[oldrider]

Wow, awesome to see that life continues....if you know what I mean:woohoo:

Many happy returns to IYKWIM .... if you know what I mean! :woohoo:

[Edbear]

Only if you are Ed bare with the blond .... if you know what I mean! :violin:


Many happy returns to IYKWIM .... if you know what I mean! :woohoo:

Nothing like being bare with the bare blonde for many happy returns, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

[Ratti]

so that's why it's not happening, I need to change my hair colour
iykwim

[Edbear]

so that's why it's not happening, I need to change my hair colour
iykwim

Men are easy, all they need is a nod and a wink, it's more that you are a bit choosy about which man, which is a wise and good thing, IYKWIM... :yes:

[oldrider]

so that's why it's not happening, I need to change my hair colour
iykwim

Although I fantasize in full colour, hair colour is not a prerequisite, whereas the who is ..... if you know what I mean!

Fantasies work every time, (funny thing that) whereas reality ... :shit: .... if you know what I mean! :facepalm:

[oldrider]

Nothing like being bare with the bare blonde for many happy returns, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

We will just have to take your word for that Edbare .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[Genie]

so that's why it's not happening, I need to change my hair colour
iykwim

I've just changed mine, as you will have noticed....thinking I may need to go back, not much action beyond poking...if you know what I mean:facepalm:

[Ratti]

Ed, has been so long Im not even choosy any more

iykwim

[Hopeful Bastard]

Street corner IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Sorry Ratti, I wasn't thinking and the eyes are failing, I thought it was a bloody pig! .... If you know what I mean! :o
Sigh: I musta spent too much time as a kid doing what ruins eyesight! ..... If you know what I mean! :tugger:

[Ratti]

why would Ratti have a pig avatar?


iykwim





street corner is not a bad idea, might make a bit of extra cash

[oldrider]

why would Ratti have a pig avatar? iykwim

It took a while but eventually I came to that conclusion too! :yes: .... If you know what I mean! :shutup: (Thorry Ratti thorry XX all better now.)

[Hopeful Bastard]

It took a while but eventually I came to that conclusion too! :yes: .... If you know what I mean! :shutup: (Thorry Ratti thorry XX all better now.)

Old age does that, If Ye be knowin' what I meanin'

[Edbear]

We will just have to take your word for that Edbare .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

My cellphone is sealed, if you know what I mean... :innocent:


I've just changed mine, as you will have noticed....thinking I may need to go back, not much action beyond poking...if you know what I mean:facepalm:

Sorry, I'm too innocent to know what you mean... :facepalm:


Ed, has been so long Im not even choosy any more

iykwim

Ahah, maybe you need to try other places to find someone, like thinking laterally, (NO OLDRIDER! NOT THAT TYPE OF LATTERALLY...:angry:), if you know what I mean... :shutup:

[MSTRS]

Formerly lateral, but not so much latterly? If you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

Got lucky today folks! Hugged by a hopeful bastard in Maccas

iykwim

[Bald Eagle]

tmi iykwim

[Hopeful Bastard]

Got lucky today folks! Hugged by a hopeful bastard in Maccas

iykwim

Got Milk IYKWIM?

[Ratti]

For you? Any time!

iykwim

[Hopeful Bastard]

At least i can have my coffee each morning IYKWIM

[oldrider]

The only stupid question is a question not asked!

Your signature!
Teachers said that when I was at school ... then they caned me for asking "why"? :spanking: Bit weird I thought! .... If you know what I mean!

[MSTRS]

Ah - the good old days - when an enquiring mind was NOT an asset. If you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Ah - the good old days - when an enquiring mind was NOT an asset. If you know what I mean

I never thought a mind was much of an asset, my eyes have always been distracted by the more prominent of "assets" if you know what i mean :love:

[oldrider]

I never thought a mind was much of an asset, my eyes have always been distracted by the more prominent of "assets" if you know what i mean :love:

I always try to keep an open mind, alas, some might say so open that mine fell out ..... if you know what I mean! :shit:
(Assets? Sigh, females seem to have "all" the assets that "I" need!) :love:

[Hopeful Bastard]

I always try to keep an open mind, alas, some might say so open that mine fell out ..... if you know what I mean! :shit:
(Assets? Sigh, females seem to have "all" the assets that "I" need!) :love:

STOP! DONT MOVE! Here's magnifying glasses.... IYKWIM


(Come out from one, Yet spend all our life trying to get back into it eh?! ):facepalm:

[Maha]

...I know a Hopeful Bastard...if you know what I mean..:blink:

[Ratti]

I know lots of them
iykwim



but only one who gives out free hugs to dodgy milk ladies at stupidly early hours of the morning

[Hopeful Bastard]

I know lots of them
iykwim



but only one who gives out free hugs to dodgy milk ladies at stupidly early hours of the morning

The more the Merrier IYKWIM

[cc rider]

The more the Merrier IYKWIMSounds like an orgee to me... if you know what I mean :grouphug:

[oldrider]

Sounds like an orgee to me... if you know what I mean :grouphug:

Sigh, orgy and :grouphug: hardly fit the same page ...... if you know what I mean! :whistle: (one is a family show, while the other is more of a, show the family!)

[Edbear]

In our boudior, there's not enough room for more than two, nor the energy required. By the time we're finished, we're finished if you know what I mean... :shutup:

[oldrider]

In our boudior, there's not enough room for more than two, nor the energy required. By the time we're finished, we're finished if you know what I mean... :shutup:

Apparently not so! ... Old saying. "A womans work is never done"! :innocent: ..... If you know what I mean!

[Maha]

I love Northland, would be wonderful to live here if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

I detect a slight change in subject if you know what I mean...

[Hopeful Bastard]

:Offtopic::whocares: IYKWIM

[cc rider]

My jim-jams give me wedgies... but no-one really cares :shake: if you know what I mean


:rofl:

[huff3r]

My jim-jams give me wedgies... but no-one really cares :shake: if you know what I mean


:rofl:

So just dont wear them :yes: if you know what i mean :shit:

[cc rider]

So just dont wear them :yes: if you know what i mean :shit:I wasn't :scratch: If you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

They give you wedgies when you're NOT wearing them? :gob: If you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Are you saying that doesn't happen to everyone :blink: I've been told I'm Speschel... if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Are you saying that doesn't happen to everyone :blink: I've been told I'm Speschel... if you know what I mean

Nope ... I dont even sleep with the light ON ... if you know what I mean ... :innocent:

[huff3r]

Nope ... I dont even sleep with the light ON ... if you know what I mean ... :innocent:

But you can see more when you sleep with the light on, if you know what i mean :innocent:

[Edbear]

But I sleep with my eyes closed if you know what I mean...

[FJRider]

But I sleep with my eyes closed if you know what I mean...

Good idea ... what you can't see :shutup: ... if you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

Good idea ... what you can't see :shutup: ... if you know what I mean ...

What you can't see, you must feel, if you know what I mean...

[Hopeful Bastard]

What you can't see, you must feel, if you know what I mean...

Wait... Thats not a hole IYKWIM

[FJRider]

Sooo ... you lot do it in your sleep ... ??? if you know what I mean ...

[MSTRS]

That'll explain why we no longer get any while awake...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

That'll explain why we no longer get any while awake...if you know what I mean

:msn-wink: :innocent: :shutup: :love:

[oldrider]

Been away, just got home, is this party open or by invitation only? .... If you know what I mean! :mellow:

[Hopeful Bastard]

Been away, just got home, is this party open or by invitation only? .... If you know what I mean! :mellow:

3's a crowd. 4's... Well....

IYKWIM

[Edbear]

3's a crowd. 4's... Well....

IYKWIM

Any more than two is an orgy, IYKWIM

[Newbi]

Kiwibiker is actually a swingers club. IYKWIM.

[Maha]

Kiwibiker is actually a swingers club. IYKWIM.

I know of a couple who are, but thats Dangerous grounds to be walking...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

I know of a couple who are, but thats Dangerous grounds to be walking...if you know what I mean.

As seen on TV ---- "spray and walk away" .... is that what you mean? :confused: .... If you know what I mean! :innocent:

[MSTRS]

Just your standard, common Kiwi. Eats roots, shoots and leaves...if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Just your standard, common Kiwi. Eats roots, shoots and leaves...if you know what I mean

There's more to life than that? :blink: If you know what I mean :innocent:

[Newbi]

There is? hahah IYKWIM.

[blue rider]

Just your standard, common Kiwi. Eats roots, shoots and leaves...if you know what I mean

a fine specimen indeed iykwim

[Newbi]

Pictures of aformentioned "fine" specimens, IYKWIM

[FJRider]

There's more to life than that? :blink: If you know what I mean :innocent:

Yep ... you LEAVE on a BIKE ... if you know what I mean ...

[Hopeful Bastard]

Yep ... you LEAVE on a BIKE ... if you know what I mean ...

Sure its not a Dyke IYKWIM

[FJRider]

Sure its not a Dyke IYKWIM

Just ride the TOWN bike and you'll be right ... if you know what I mean ... :innocent:

[oldrider]

A "woman" of any age can always be appreciated .... simply because she is a "woman" ... after that basic, everything else is relative! :blip:

[Hopeful Bastard]

A "woman" of any age can always be appreciated .... simply because she is a "woman" ... after that basic, everything else is relative! :blip:

As long as it isnt A Relative IYKWIM

[Edbear]

Best appreciated is the one on who's finger you have personally slipped a ring which is still there 34 years later...

[huff3r]

Best appreciated is the one on who's finger you have personally slipped a ring which is still there 34 years later...

I dont appreciate anyone slipping a finger in my ring if you know what I mean! <_<

[FJRider]

I dont appreciate anyone slipping a finger in my ring if you know what I mean! <_<

how often has anyone done that ??? ... if you know what I mean ...

[Newbi]

I dont appreciate anyone slipping a finger in my ring if you know what I mean! <_<

Don't lie you know ya love it, IYKWIM

[Edbear]

how often has anyone done that ??? ... if you know what I mean ...

For some things, once is enough if you know what I mean...

[Newbi]

For some things, once is enough if you know what I mean...

Once is never enough, iykwim:Punk:

[huff3r]

Once is never enough, iykwim:Punk:

Sounds like your the kind that enjoys a good poking then, iykwim :shit: :shutup:

[Newbi]

Sounds like your the kind that enjoys a good poking then, iykwim :shit: :shutup:

That's for me to Know and .... iykwim

[DrunkenMistake]

That's for me to Know and .... iykwim

Oh I think I know, iykwim

[Newbi]

Oh I think I know, iykwim

Really!! Whatever do you mean? iykwim:innocent:

[huff3r]

Really!! Whatever do you mean? iykwim:innocent:

I dont think I wanna know!! :shit: If you know what I mean...

[Edbear]

Is knowing what you mean to say the same as saying what you mean to know...if you know what I mean..? :blink:

[MSTRS]

Or meaning what you say you know...if you what I mean

[Edbear]

Are all sayings full of meaning, if you know what I mean?

[oldrider]

Are all sayings full of meaning, if you know what I mean?

A better measure of people is by what they do, rather than what they say .... if you know what I mean! :shutup:

[Edbear]

A better measure of people is by what they do, rather than what they say .... if you know what I mean! :shutup:

I measure 2cm shorter after doing a certain act, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

[Hopeful Bastard]

I measure 2cm shorter after doing a certain act, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

Those showers when you are expecting the water to be hot, but isnt, can achieve that for you... ;) IYKWIM

[Ratti]

Once is never enough, iykwim:Punk:

Wanna bet?
watch THIS video more than once!
http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/adult-humor/worlds-terrifying-penises-0915111/

iykwim

[oldrider]

Wanna bet?
watch THIS video more than once!
http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/adult-humor/worlds-terrifying-penises-0915111/

iykwim

I had some of that slug serum injected into the base of my tongue :bleh: when I was twenty one! (sigh, it's a secret actually but just this once)
Highly recommended! .... If you know what I mean! :whistle:

Oh, I forgot to mention that ACC are threatening to increase our levies (premiums) because we keep on falling out of trees and getting hurt .... IYKWIM!

[cc rider]

Oh, I forgot to mention that ACC are threatening to increase our levies (premiums) because we keep on falling out of trees and getting hurt .... IYKWIM!Best be off ya tree, less chance of getting hurt if ya know what I mean :doobey:

[Maha]

Some people really get a kick out of being laughed at they should think about a career in Stand-up..if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Some people really get a kick out of being laughed at they should think about a career in Stand-up..if you know what I mean.

(Sigh) These days stand up doesn't always stack up! :shit: .... If you know what I mean! :lol:

[Maha]

(Sigh) These days stand up doesn't always stack up! :shit: .... If you know what I mean! :lol:

twas my point, hence being laughed at....iffen ya'll know wadda mean.

[oldrider]

twas my point, hence being laughed at....iffen ya'll know wadda mean.

If you can't laugh at yourself, morally you shouldn't laugh at anything or anyone else!

Besides, don't they always say, laughter is the most effective medicine! .... If you know what I mean! :D

[Edbear]

Like when I come out of the shower and throw my arms wide saying, "Take me, I'm yours!" and she bursts out laughing if you know what I mean...

[huff3r]

Like when I come out of the shower and throw my arms wide saying, "Take me, I'm yours!" and she bursts out laughing if you know what I mean...

Some people can't even give themselves away <_< if you know what I mean... :violin:

[Ratti]

Been trying to sell myself - sadly STILL no takers.
iykwim

[oldrider]

Been trying to sell myself - sadly STILL no takers.
iykwim

You and me both then .... if you know what I mean! :facepalm: (Sigh: even in a recession it's difficult to experience "hard times"!) :mellow:

[Ratti]

woo hoo...Man sleeping in the house tonight!
iykwim


( And it's someone we both know...)

[oldrider]

If sex with three people is a threesome,

And sex with two people is a twosome,

I now understand why they call me handsome ....... If you know what I mean! :innocent:

[MSTRS]

woo hoo...Man sleeping in the house tonight!
iykwim


( And it's someone we both know...)

And they call that racket (allegedly) 'sleeping'? If you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

I 'm too fucked to sleep... if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

I 'm too fucked to sleep... if you know what I mean

I'm trying to build a minds eye picture ..... if you know what I mean! :eek5:

[cc rider]

I have bruises if that helps... if you know what I mean



oh & there was leather involved :shifty:

[MSTRS]

No - don't tell us....
You fell off your sybian? If you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Close... it has a motor... & a seat if you know what I mean :innocent:

PS.... I wasn't on the seat

you have a rather naughty lil mind don't you :laugh:

[FJRider]

Close... it has a motor... & a seat if you know what I mean :innocent:

PS.... I wasn't on the seat

you have a rather naughty lil mind don't you :laugh:

They forgot you're a swinger ... if you know what I mean ...

[MSTRS]

you have a rather naughty lil mind don't you :laugh:

To know me is to love me...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

They forgot you're a swinger ... if you know what I mean ...Haha... I had lil ly down doing a jump start :o if you know what I mean


To know me is to love me...if you know what I meanLove me love my tools.. .if you know what I mean :blip:

[FJRider]

To know me is to love me...if you know what I mean

I'm glad I dont know you then ... you're not my type .... if you know what I mean ...

[FJRider]

Haha... I had lil ly down doing a jump start :o if you know what I mean



OUCH ... if you know what I mean ... :love:

[oldrider]

No - don't tell us....
You fell off your sybian? If you know what I mean.

I had to Google that --- our education is now complete! ..... If you know what I mean! :facepalm: (Sigh, bloody hell!) :gob:

[cc rider]

OUCH ... if you know what I mean ... :love:Had a long soak
Did you know that if you rest your head on the back of a spa bath & have all the jets aimed at the right spots & ya footses close to the end jets, that you can float... see bet you went all day with not knowing that, ain't that just amazing... if you know what I mean :corn:






...wonders off to take more meds


I had to Google that --- our education is now complete! ..... If you know what I mean! :facepalm: (Sigh, bloody hell!) :gob:Does the fact that I didn't look bad :innocent: if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Had a long soak
Did you know that if you rest your head on the back of a spa bath & have all the jets aimed at the right spots & ya footses close to the end jets, that you can float... see bet you went all day with not knowing that, ain't that just amazing... if you know what I mean :corn:


As always ... you are right .... If you know what I mean ...





imagination overload ...

[MSTRS]

Crimes against spelling, in progress...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Is nots a crime if we gets the pleasure of ya lovely company iv yow nose wad eye meen :dodge:

[oldrider]

Actually it's surprising just how much I (we) learn off'n the youngin's on KB ..... if you know what I mean! :hitcher:

(When I first logged on here, I didn't have a clue what half the other members were talking about! KB keeps us young and in touch!) :niceone:

[Newbi]

Most of which you could live without knowing. ..... IYKWIM:yes:

[Edbear]

KB is a mine of information some of which may be true, if you know what I mean...

[Hopeful Bastard]

KB is a mine of information some of which may be true, if you know what I mean...


Kb... Information.... TRUE?!?!?! Surely has to be a pisstake IYKWIM :shit:

[MSTRS]

Not Edbear. He speaks nothing but gospel...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Not Edbear. He speaks nothing but gospel...if you know what I mean.

"You must spread..." :laugh:

Would I ever lie to you...? IYKWIM :innocent:

[MSTRS]

Knowingly? Never!
Unwittingly? We-e-ll...who can say? If you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

I thought I was a wit, once, only to find out I was half right... if you know what I mean :shutup:

[MSTRS]

I'm wit' choo bro...if you know what I mean

[Newbi]

Are you sure it's not "half wit" not half right?? IYKWIM:innocent:

[oldrider]

Bump ... time to talk a little crap again surely? ... if you know what I mean! :blip:

[huff3r]

Don't wanna turn this thread into shit! If you know what I mean... :shit::shutup:

[Edbear]

Better keep it seemly, might get dumped if you know what I mean...

[huff3r]

Better keep it seemly, might get dumped if you know what I mean...

No-one likes a break-up, especially if it gets messy! Unless your the kind to sweep in and pick up the pieces if you know what I mean...

[Edbear]

Picking up the pieces on a rebound is fraught with potential heartache, too IYKWIM

[huff3r]

Picking up the pieces on a rebound is fraught with potential heartache, too IYKWIM

Depends how good you are with glue if you know what I mean..

[Genie]

just be good...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Better still...don't get caught. If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I'm good at getting caught if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

I'm good at getting caught if you know what I mean

Best you tuck it away so it doesnt get caught as you "zip up" IYKWIM :tugger:

[Ratti]

Whichever one of you buggers that has Henry's keys....give them back right this instant
or else.

iykwim

[MSTRS]

I wasn't there and I don't know who was...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Ahhhh, that's better, was wondering if you guy's were still around .... if you know what I mean! :wings:

[huff3r]

Ahhhh, that's better, was wondering if you guy's were still around .... if you know what I mean! :wings:

Or still round? If you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

I wasn't there and I don't know who was...if you know what I mean.

I was here, but Kenny said it was him, and it's ok, They were where I left them. iykwim

[Hopeful Bastard]

Or still round? If you know what I mean...


Pass the chups bro IYKWIM

[Edbear]

I find I'm usually where I left myself, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

I was here, but Kenny said it was him, and it's ok, They were where I left them. iykwim

DOH! Are you sure they weren't in the last place you looked? If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Away to Christchurch for a couple of days, we have been practising walking funny .... if you know what I mean! :woohoo:

[Edbear]

Good thing about Chch is that if you're stumbling along, nobody automatically assumes you're drunk, if you know what I mean...

[huff3r]

Good thing about Chch is that if you're stumbling along, nobody automatically assumes you're drunk, if you know what I mean...

The only place where being sloshed makes walking easier if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Sloshed, now theres a word I have not heard used since 1985 if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

Sloshed, now theres a word I have not heard used since 1985 if you know what I mean.

It can't have been me that spoke it then :baby: if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

It can't have been me that spoke it then :baby: if you know what I mean...

Think I was living in Taupo around that time and sloshed was a state of mind...if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

state of mind assisted by beverage of your choice. iykwim

[Maha]

state of mind assisted by beverage of your choice. iykwim

Indeed, hardly drink at all now..social drinker at best...can go weeks without a percentage drink...if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

Indeed, hardly drink at all now..social drinker at best...can go weeks without a percentage drink...if you know what I mean.

No, no I have no idea what you mean, weeks without a drink? Thats not possible if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

No, no I have no idea what you mean, weeks without a drink? Thats not possible if you know what I mean...

....I bought a bottle of Mount Gay Rum a couple of weeks ago...possibly better than the Appletons I have drinking since ages ago..a bottle does a last a long time though...if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

....I bought a bottle of Mount Gay Rum a couple of weeks ago...possibly better than the Appletons I have drinking since ages ago..a bottle does a last a long time though...if you know what I mean.

Is that a brokeback mountain style rum? If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Is that a brokeback mountain style rum? If you know what I mean

Bummer! :buggerd: .... if you know what I mean!

[Newbi]

And to think there will be a few of the cowboys on the ride to the Cape in tents, hahaha:msn-wink:IYKWIM

[Maha]

And to think there will be a few of the cowboys on the ride to the Cape in tents, hahaha:msn-wink:IYKWIM

Cuddle up Cowboys (as hes known in the 'Watu) if you know what I mean.

[Newbi]

Not too close though cowboys, don't wanna be sore in the saddle the next morning! iykwim.:msn-wink:

[Maha]

Nice cool surf just a few meters away to soothe any burning bits...if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

Nice cool surf just a few meters away to soothe any burning bits...if you know what I mean.

Will that work for burnt retinas? If you know what I mean...

[Newbi]

Ya not planning on watching the "cowboys" in action are ya? That would burn any straight mans retinas. iykwim. hahaha:msn-wink:

[huff3r]

Ya not planning on watching the "cowboys" in action are ya? That would burn any straight mans retinas. iykwim. hahaha:msn-wink:

Not planning, just scared of catching a glimpse and going blind instantly if you know what I mean :crybaby:

[oldrider]

Nice cool surf just a few meters away to soothe any burning bits...if you know what I mean.

Unlike some biker's they will observe "wave" protocol :wavey: .... if you know what I mean! :yeah: (Sigh, looks a bit gay to me)

[Hopeful Bastard]

Not planning, just scared of catching a glimpse and going blind instantly if you know what I mean :crybaby:

This works apparently - :brick: IYKWIM

[Newbi]

That depends on which head ya banging:msn-wink: iykwim

[oldrider]

That depends on which head ya banging:msn-wink: iykwim

The little head thinks for the big head most of the time anyway! ..... If you know what I mean! :mellow:

[Newbi]

"Most of the time"??:laugh: I think you mean all of the time don't you??:msn-wink: iykwim

[Edbear]

All of the time for most of the men.. if you know what I mean...

[huff3r]

All of the time for most of the men.. if you know what I mean...

I dunno about you, but I've never caught my little head thinking about most of the men all the time! If you know what I mean

[Newbi]

I dunno about you, but I've never caught my little head thinking about most of the men all the time! If you know what I mean

Hahaha, The fact that you interpreted the previous comment that way makes me suspicious. iykwim.:msn-wink:

[oldrider]

Me thinks he protest too much! .... If you know what I mean! :nya: ....... :devil2:

[huff3r]

Hahaha, The fact that you interpreted the previous comment that way makes me suspicious. iykwim.:msn-wink:

Only on Sundays, if you know what I mean... :eek::msn-wink:

[Newbi]

So Sunday's are an extra "special" day for you then?:laugh::msn-wink: iykwim

[huff3r]

So Sunday's are an extra "special" day for you then?:laugh::msn-wink: iykwim

Only sometimes mind, most Sundays I don't go to church... if you know what I mean.. :bleh:

[oldrider]

Only sometimes mind, most Sundays I don't go to church... if you know what I mean.. :bleh:

So you don't get caught up in Mass hysteria then .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[Newbi]

Only sometimes mind, most Sundays I don't go to church... if you know what I mean.. :bleh:

That's cos Church is for people to repent their sins, I prefer to revel in mine. :Punk::innocent: iykwim.

[huff3r]

That's cos Church is for people to repent their sins, I prefer to revel in mine. :Punk::innocent: iykwim.

I just don't sin :innocent: much :shifty: if you know what i mean...

[Newbi]

All work and no play makes Huff3r a dull boy:nono: iykwim.

[huff3r]

All work and no play makes Huff3r a dull boy:nono: iykwim.

All work and no play is pretty much how it goes for student pilots <_<. But it's only temporary :msn-wink: if you know what i mean

[Newbi]

Well you will definately have the best play time when your qualified, iykwim

[oldrider]

That's cos Church is for people to repent their sins, I prefer to revel in mine. :Punk::innocent: iykwim.

Lets re-enact all your sins again to refresh your memory and then we will discuss the remedy ..... if you know what I mean! :spanking:
[I really like to be of help where I can! :blip:

[Newbi]

Well I can only confess them to you if you are a priest, Role play anyone??:msn-wink: iykwim

[huff3r]

Lets re-enact all your sins again to refresh your memory and then we will discuss the remedy ..... if you know what I mean! :spanking:
[I really like to be of help where I can! :blip:

What if her sins included murder? :eek: If you know what i mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

What if her sins included murder? :eek: If you know what i mean

Necrophilia IYKWIM :laugh: