If You Know What I Mean

[oldrider]

One for da money, two for da show, three to get ready now go cat go but don't you, step on ma blue suede shoes! ..... If you know what I mean! :rockon:

[husaberg]

Suede...... i love the smoother feeling especially when its rubbed the right way....... Go cat go..........iykwim

[cc rider]

I could be purr-sueded to lend you my knee-high boots to rub... if yu know what I mean :shifty:

[unstuck]

My boots were'nt meant for running...........IYKWIM.:oi-grr:

[Maha]

No, they were made for walking, and thats just what they''ll do...........if you know what I mean.

[unstuck]

No, they were made for walking, and thats just what they''ll do...........if you know what I mean.

Unless, your a runaway...............IYKWIM.:2thumbsup

[Mom]

Run, run, run away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEPx9bkpkh8

Some gone too gone...

If You Know What I mean

[oldrider]

Meh, I'm the great pretender ... had life dished out on a Platter! ..... If you know what I mean! :wings::whistle:

[Mom]

Fantasies... IYKWIM

[Edbear]

The great pretender ran away with a platter of fantasies in boots that were made for walking, if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Puss in boots .....Nice kitty.........
A women is sometimes like a cat;
chase her and she shall run...
sit still and ignore her and she'll come purring at your feet.

of course there numerous other methods to de-thatch a feline.......iykwim

[Edbear]

They named a man's scent after a cat but it didn't live up to expectations either, if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

They named a man's scent after a cat but it didn't live up to expectations either, if you know what I mean.

It didn't attract the pussies ... ???? :eek5: If you know what I mean ... ;)

[Edbear]

Some poor unfortunate even tried to sue the company because it didn't if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue." .............iykwim

[swtfa]

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns,
the ring of fire
The ring of fire... iykwim

[Maha]

Wheres Flick when you need him........if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Fantasies... IYKWIM

But then I went and spoiled it all by saying something stupid like I love you! :love: [dolset Sinatra tones] ..... if you know what I mean!

[oldrider]

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns,
the ring of fire
The ring of fire... iykwim

Same curry house as me last night huh! ..... If you know what i mean! :crazy:

[Maha]

I love to go swimmin' with bow legged women....if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Yes, don't turn your back on me, baby
Don't turn your back on me, baby
'cause you might just wake up my magic sticks
You got your spell on me, baby:wacko:...iykwim

[swtfa]

Hit me with your rhythm stick
Hit me slowly,
hit me quick
Hit me, hit me, hit me
The Blockheads... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Well you're the real hot tom-ole with some mystery
libel to be breaking little hearts, like the one in me
That's O.K., i'd like to see how you dooo it....
OK Put down your daisy dukes, lets get down tooooo it!
So....... come on hit me with your best s̶l̶o̶t̶ ̶s̶q̶u̶a̶t̶ plot...iykwim

[Maha]

And it's not like we thought we was right
We just played with the wheels
Of a passenger train
That cracked on the tracks one night


iykwim

[oldrider]

And it's not like we thought we was right
We just played with the wheels
Of a passenger train
That cracked on the tracks one night


iykwim

How do you do that? Even more relevant, "why" do you do that? .... If you know what I mean! :confused:

[husaberg]

How do you do that? Even more relevant, "why" do you do that? .... If you know what I mean! :confused:

I'm not seeing a tunnel at the end of all these lights
So why it never astride for me?
Is it because I was bride when I was seventeen?
So why is it always the abstinence for me?
Even when the sun is shining
I can't avoid the forking lightning...iykwim

[unstuck]

We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah
A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon - greased lightnin'


IYKWIM...:devil2:

[husaberg]

Pussycat Pussycat you're delicious
and if my wishes can all come true
Pussycat Pussycat you're so thrilling
and I'm so willing to caress you
So go and make up your big little pussycat eyes
you and your pussycat lips...........iykwim

[swtfa]

Nicole Scherzinger from Pussycat Dolls would even make a straight woman purr... iykwim

[husaberg]

Nicole Scherzinger from Pussycat Dolls would even make a straight woman purr... iykwim

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was funny like me?
Don't cha? why Don't cha? ggfad............iykyim

[husaberg]

Don't cha know where the nurse can be?
Don't cha wish your nurse was CC?
Don't cha wish your nurse was funny like CC?
Don't cha? why Don't cha?............iykyim

[Edbear]

I CC'd the To to BCC if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

I CC'd the To to BCC if you know what I mean.

for downloading It a toss up between the ipod and the C drive. Decisions can be hard.....................iykwim

[Edbear]

There are times wen one has to make hard decisions if you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

or a decision about something hard :whistle:

iykwim

[Bald Eagle]

some decisions are easy in the first light of day iykwim

[oldrider]

What are those things that go "bump" in the night? .... If you know what I mean! :shifty:

[husaberg]

I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind. :shifty:
R Kelly
....but then again he believed he could fly ...iykwim

[oldrider]

Consecutive episodes of South Park this morning have rendered us desensitised and insane :wacko:.:crazy:.:eek5: ..... if you know what I mean!

[Ratti]

Sounds like The Nest on a friday night Oldy!

iykwim


Chaos Rules

[husaberg]

Whether a fellow winds up with a nest egg or goose down, depends a heap on the kind of chick he married.......iykwim

[oldrider]

Maybe there's a cold, cold :cold: winter coming up, judging by the invasion of mice and rats coming in so early this year! :confused: .... IYKWIM! [So many, so early! January FFS!]

[Edbear]

Gotta keep the rats out of your nest egg, if you know what I mean. :no:

[husaberg]

Gotta keep the rats out of your nest egg, if you know what I mean. :no:

Too late the Rats are always the first to leave when the ships going down............iykwim

[oldrider]

HMS New Zealand, the ship is deserting the sinking rats! .... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[husaberg]

HMS New Zealand, the ship is deserting the sinking rats! .... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

Actually i are surprised the Navy isn't for sale yet, could be a good money spinner, just think we could get the chance to buy something we already own again......IYKWIM

[cc rider]

Not waving, drowning... if you know what I mean :wavey:

[husaberg]

Not waving, drowning... if you know what I mean :wavey:

I'd throw you a lifeline but remember one swallow doth no maketh a spring:o
Maybe you are not in too deep yet ,Plus any chick that's into hardtail Trumpets is a top bird...........
Also a couple of birds in the bush is a gaggle.So once the goose is plucked i will have a gander..iykwim

[cc rider]

I'd throw you a lifeline but remember one swallow doth no maketh a spring:o
Maybe you are not in too deep yet ,Plus any chick that's into hardtail Trumpets is a top bird...........
Also a couple of birds in the bush is a gaggle.So once the goose is plucked i will have a gander..iykwimHope springs eternal :yes:
If one could blow ones own horn... what a clever gurl she'd be... if ya know what I mean


Blame it on the rabbit... you know what I mean mad-husa :whistle:

[husaberg]

Hope springs eternal :yes:
If one could blow ones own horn... what a clever gurl she'd be... if ya know what I mean


Blame it on the rabbit... you know what I mean mad-husa :whistle:

If ya feeling like you need a horny for the hardtail baby
Get ya self one of the daisy dukes of hazard ones.
Cooter will fix you up with one.
na naa na naaaana nananananana............iykwim

[cc rider]

gettin me a by-cycle bell... you can ring it any time... if you know what I mean :ride:

... or a klaxton ... A Hooga !!!!!!

[husaberg]

gettin me a by-cycle bell... you can ring it any time... if you know what I mean :ride:

... or a klaxton ... A Hooga !!!!!!

someone's knocking at the door, somebody's ringing the bell,.(McCartney)Come on over, come on in(ShaniaTwain)you can ring my bell, you can ring my bell
ding, dong, ding, do-ong (anita-ward)iykwim

[Edbear]

gettin me a by-cycle bell... you can ring it any time... if you know what I mean :ride:

... or a klaxton ... A Hooga !!!!!!

My two favourite bell/horn sounds! Lifts my spirits every time I hear either, if you know what I mean!

[husaberg]

is it because they remind you of your first......iykwim

[unstuck]

My first was my worst............IYKWIM.:soon::wait::devil2::niceo ne:

[Ratti]

My third is going to be my last.
iykwim

[unstuck]

Our third was my last.............IYKWIM. snippity snip.:banana:

[oldrider]

Good things come in three's, they say .... think positive and positive things will happen! .... If you know what I mean! :yes:

[unstuck]

I think Norman Vincent Peal wrote a book about that...........IYKWIM.:cool:

[husaberg]

I much prefer Norma Jeane..........iykwim
"The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.
Marilyn Monroe "

[unstuck]

I prefer the Norma jean from Douglasville, Georgia.........IYKWIM.:headbang::headbang:

[oldrider]

What about our own Norma Jean from KB? .... IYKWIM. :yes:

[husaberg]

“Men want success and sex. Women want everything.” iykwim
― Gene Simmons

[unstuck]

Never try to catch 2 frogs with 1 hand..........IYKWIM.

[cc rider]

Never try to catch 2 frogs with 1 hand..........IYKWIM.If I've toad you once, I've toad you twice... if you know what I mean *RIBIT*

[husaberg]

If I've toad you once, I've toad you twice... if you know what I mean *RIBIT*

Has someone been a naughty girl.....careful or you might.. end up ....nursing a sore head..... iykwim

[cc rider]

Has someone been a naughty girl.....careful or you might.. end up ....nursing a sore head..... iykwim:blink: Me!? :confused: Bad!! :innocent: Thanks for the heads up husa... if you know what I mean :blip:

[husaberg]

No worries cc always glad to help you out, i thought U might have been coming down with something but now i thinks things are looking up :rolleyes:

[cc rider]

Get a warm sensation all over knowing you're on the job lending a hand husa... I feel real noice thanks for asking... if you know what I mean :bleh:

[husaberg]

Asking..... you make me come across as chivalrous ..... re job, its more of a hobby.... do you reckon i should go pro.......iykwim

[cc rider]

Go Pro would suite those who like to film action... if ya know what I mean :cool:

[husaberg]

Go Pro would suite those who like to film action... if ya know what I mean :cool:
So you want to be in movies....you will have a audition of course..... i will bring the couch the garden hose and the tennis ball. iykwim

[Foxzee]

So you want to be in movies....you will have a audition of course..... i will bring the couch the garden hose and the tennis ball. iykwim

Tennis ball????? I'm confused iykwim

[Edbear]

Tennis ball????? I'm confused iykwim

He lost me at garden hose... if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Tennis ball????? I'm confused iykwim
Now your just teasing me aren't you........:spanking:
A golf ball wood be too easy now wooden't,:whistle:...........iykwim
<img src="http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/772000/772068_d099_625x1000.jpg" width="240px"/>
Bet nursey KWIM


He lost me at garden hose... if you know what I mean.
Ed your old enough to remember dechroming bumpers.......

[unstuck]

If you can suck the tennis ball through the hose then the part is yours..............IYKWIM.:msn-wink:

[Coldrider]

If you can suck the tennis ball through the hose then the part is yours..............IYKWIM.:msn-wink:(casting) couch is first though, IYKWIM

[Ratti]

too old to cast a couch these days, but can still cast aspersions. IYKWIM

[Maha]

Skidmarks got aspersions....if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

I often cast around, generally trying to figure out why I came into the room, if you know what I mean... :confused:

[Ratti]

back it up and try again...I DO kwym

iykwim

[husaberg]

"What comes easy wont last. What lasts wont come easy"
I'm guess its not what they meant. maybe more inspirational than perspirational.....iykwim

[cc rider]

He who laughs last :laugh: ...takes the garbage out :shutup: ...If ya know what I mean

[Ratti]

he who laughs last is to thick to get the joke. iykwim

[husaberg]

He who laughs last :laugh: ...takes the garbage out :shutup: ...If ya know what I mean

laughter is indeed the bestest medicine and Just a spoon full of sugar help the medicine go down ....Nursery sweety...iykwim :whistle:

[cc rider]

laughter is indeed the bested medicine and Just a spoon full of sugar help the medicine go down ....Nursery sweety...iykwim :whistle:I shall be asking Doc for a few repeats on that script. Not sure (suga) it will help a jab in the bum :shifty: if yow know what I meaningful :doctor:

[husaberg]

I shall be asking Doc for a few repeats on that script. Not sure (suga) it will help a jab in the bum :shifty: if yow know what I meaningful :doctor:

you may have got my innuendo arse backwards....iykwim. irony can be a bitter pill to swallow hense the sugar sweety

[cc rider]

you may have got my innuendo arse backwards....iykwim. irony can be a bitter pill to swallow hense the sugar sweetyI think you have got your inyourendo in my... Oh best not... you know what I mean :shutup:

Are you sure it's not meant to be an enema :moon:

[husaberg]

Hope float (so does some .....) but the cream always rises to the top "that's a pearl of wizdom"...iykwim

[cc rider]

You is the creme de la creme husa... as you were :clap:


Ah, a man who gives jewellery

[Coldrider]

often licked, never beaten, IYKWIM :innocent:

[husaberg]

the things he brings are packed with joy...........the jingling must be the b̶a̶l̶l̶s̶ bells...iykwim

[cc rider]

ah santa's lil helper... if ya hohoho what I mean ;)

[husaberg]

I sore Mummy giving Santa Claus.......iykwim

[oldrider]

often licked, never beaten, IYKWIM :innocent:

True!

Sexuality test: Subconsciously aroused by sight, scent, touch or taste, of a woman, that man be heterosexual! .... "PASS" .... IYKWIM! :wings:

[husaberg]

True!

Sexuality test: Subconsciously aroused by sight, , that man be heterosexual! .... "PASS" .... IYKWIM! :wings:

aroused by the sight of a women smelling, touching or tasting, another woman ....yes. So does that make me a lesbian born in a mans body?..iykwim

[oldrider]

aroused by the sight of a women smelling, touching or tasting, another woman ....yes. So does that make me a lesbian born in a mans body?..iykwim

More likely a closet Hedonist busting for some action .... if you know what I mean! :yes:

[Hopeful Bastard]

More likely a closet Hedonist busting for some action .... if you know what I mean! :yes:


Busting for some action with my bike.. We have been apart farrr too long. :love::whistle::ride:.. IYKWIM

[husaberg]

Busting for some action with my bike.. We have been apart farrr too long. :love::whistle::ride:.. IYKWIM
judging by your avatar its a tight fit,:sick: they are always the best(like a glove) ....... built for speed not for comfort as it were...iykwim

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/customavatars/avatar26277_3.gif
Nursey likes the latex and PVC where is nursey?

[Ratti]

nope..comfort every time. iykwim

[Maha]

CC in the building...well maybe not right now........IYKWIM.

[cc rider]

I is wif your wife :blip: if you know what I mean :innocent:

[Maha]

Meats carved, wine is in the fridge, see ya soon...iYkwIm

[husaberg]

I is wif your wife :blip: if you know what I mean :innocent:


Meats carved, wine is in the fridge, see ya soon...iYkwIm

That reminds me of my favorite quote from Meet The Parents (the movie with Gaynor Focker)
I've got nipples, can you milk me?

my all time fav is blackadder the 4th with the cat's custard though.......iykwim

[unstuck]

How did you get so much custard out of such a small cat.............IYKWIM.:sick:

[oldrider]

How did you get so much custard out of such a small cat.............IYKWIM.:sick:

The bigger the pussy, the bigger the mess! .... If you know what I mean! ................................................ Thank god it's Friday! :sherlock:

[Ratti]

you lion again Oldy?
iykwim

[oldrider]

you lion again Oldy?
iykwim

Just read a book: "The Cat's Revenge" by Claude Balls ... in it a cheeky little rodent was wholely devoured and they all lived happily ever after! :blip:

[Bald Eagle]

I did ... and we are iykwim

[oldrider]

I did ... and we are iykwim

Like the man in the TV cheese adds always says ... "good things take time"! .... If you know what I mean! :wings:

[Mom]

Like the man in the TV cheese adds always says ... "good things take time"! .... If you know what I mean! :wings:

You must me younger than me :love:


http://youtu.be/mdBQ7uuIQYA

One day oldfart!

Hope you did not cut the cheese IYKWIM :gob:

[Bald Eagle]

Like the man in the TV cheese adds always says ... "good things take time"! .... If you know what I mean! :wings:

As you get older it takes all night to do what you used to do all night .. iykwim

[Ratti]

You must me younger than me :love:


http://youtu.be/mdBQ7uuIQYA

One day oldfart!

Hope you did not cut the cheese IYKWIM :gob:

Think he meant this one Mom http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcILD9OJ2wg
well, any of the Mainland ads really


iykwim

[Ratti]

Oldy is an oddfellow, iykwim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3PqQqwQSe0

[oldrider]

:o Those are the ones OK errr conveniently forgot about the red shoes and tights but confess to the oddfellow bit! :lol: ... IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

Close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, "there's no lace knickers on my gnome"...iykwim

[cc rider]

How can ya tell when ya gnome has a hard on :confused:... if ya gnome what I mean

& why do you want me to tape my heels together... :blink:

[husaberg]

How can ya tell when ya gnome has a hard on :confused:... if ya gnome what I mean

& why do you want me to tape my heels together... :blink:

tap it not tape (ok if you insist maybe both) besides silk has much finer proprieties, butt you can bring along nursey friend Dorothy :msn-wink:.........iykwim

[cc rider]

Three way tap... we ain't in Kansas any more Frodo... if you take what I give :devil2:

[husaberg]

Three way tap... we ain't in Kansas any more Frodo... if you take what give :devil2:

frodo is a no no but Legolas wife (http://www.wallspin.info/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Miranda-Kerr-Beach-Models-Charismatic-17.jpg) it would be a push but i could be pur sueded.....iykwim

Edit miranda is a little too skinny so maybe needs to eat more pies????????????? sorry i could help myself ..........

[cc rider]

You legend... if in you belly leave what I say :rolleyes::rolleyes:

[oldrider]

Been really crook thought I was dying! :sick: Mrs O says I have just had a ("mild") case of the sniffles! :( ..... If you know what I mean! :thud: (Sigh: men don't do "mild")

[cc rider]

Sigh: men don't do "mild"Not if-in they iz tasty like you... if you nose what I mean :blip:

[Maha]

'ez more........parmesan.....if you know what I mean.

[Ghost_Bullet]

Say "Cheeeeese" if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Say "Cheeeeese" if you know what I mean

Blue vein...... iykwim

[Edbear]

Varicose, if you know what I mean...

[husaberg]

Along came the spider....iykwim

[Maha]

And it went ''in cider'' never to be seen again........if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

cider indulgence may result in a headache? where as insider trading may result in more headache curing wealth.............

[Ratti]

Slap...you forgot to add IYWKIM


iykwim

[husaberg]

Slap...you forgot to add IYWKIM


iykwim

spank iykwim

[Maha]

Dont think he has ever posted in here........IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

Ya woodn't have thought so
repeat off end her as well..iykwim

[Edbear]

Seems he rarely posts anywhere these days, or is it that I don't follow the threads he follows, if you know what I mean. :rolleyes:

[cc rider]

Follow the Leader can be a fun game... if ya follow what I mean :chase:

[Edbear]

Be careful you might be lead astray, if you know what I mean. :nono:

[cc rider]

I don't smoke... no ashtrays at my place... if you know what I mean :doobey:

[Edbear]

I don't smoke... no ashtrays at my place... if you know what I mean :doobey:

Not even lead one's? IYKWIM

[cc rider]

I don't follow... haha... if ya know what I mean :scratch: :confused:

[Maha]

Suggestion for tea tonight was to go for a walk at the beach and get some takeaways on the way home, sit and eat it on the deck with a nice cold beer, well Anne drinks wine...IYKWIM.


PS: was answered with ''sounds lovely'' via text.

[cc rider]

T 4 2 n 2 4 t... iYkWiM

[husaberg]

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well............iykwim

[cc rider]

I eat in bed... sorted... if you know what I mean :wings:

[Maha]

Crumbs!......IYKWIM

[cc rider]

I korumba... if la de da de da :woohoo:

[Edbear]

Akuna matata, if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Akuna matata, if you know what I mean.

your avatar a cougar rather than a bear.............iykwim

[Edbear]

It's my favourite animal, the black Panther, IYKWIM :cool:

[cc rider]

Love to have a Black Panther... Sloper :wings: if you dig what I mean

[husaberg]

big cylinders on the panther thumpers....
<img src="http://www.vdbtech.de/images/Panther/Panther-130-3091_IMG-II_web.jpg" width="140px"/>
Not totally sure but Burn-am box and normally seen strapped to a chair............iykwim

[Edbear]

Love to have a Black Panther... Sloper :wings: if you dig what I mean

I think an old mate from the '70's may still have his BSA Sloper, and when I saw the pic of the Panther it was so cool I just had to use it, if you know what I mean!

[Maha]

You joined KB nine days after me Ed....just noticed...IYKWIM.

[Edbear]

You joined KB nine days after me Ed....just noticed...IYKWIM.

Well I wuz born a week late too so I guess that's no surprise if you know what I mean...

[husaberg]

Hard done by....a Bear, that's got to hurt............iykwim

[Edbear]

Bears have feelings too, if you know what I mean. :weep:

[swtfa]

I love my bare hugs... if you know what I mean ;)

[cc rider]

& that's the naked truth... if you swear to know the whole of what I mean & nothing but what I mean :hitcher: :Police:

[husaberg]

Well here you have it the truth laid bare educational i guess
here's to you Mrs Robinson heaven holds a place for those who lay aye aye aye:blip:.....iykwim

[Edbear]

I'm the original huggy bear who loves bare bear hugs when all is laid bear, I mean bare, if you know what I mean.

[oneofsix]

and it doesn't end with a bare hug IYKWIM

[Edbear]

It begins and ends with a bare hug if you know what I mean. :cool:

[oneofsix]

Not starting toe to toe and ending back to back. Its all good as long as its not the poke in the ribs for snoring IYKWIM

[Maha]

When they're nose to nose his toes are in it, when they're nose to toes, his nose is in it.....IYKWIM.


Think about it.

[oldrider]

Yep, here I am still thinking about it, it's all I've got left, just thinking about it .... if you know what I mean! :drool:

[Mom]

Yep, here I am still thinking about it, it's all I've got left, just thinking about it .... if you know what I mean! :drool:

Thoughts can take you all sorts of wonderful places. if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Thoughts can take you all sorts of wonderful places. if you know what I mean

Been there and done that ... hope to go again some time! :devil2: .... If you know what I mean! :hug:

[Mom]

Been there and done that ... hope to go again some time! :devil2: .... If you know what I mean! :hug:

It is tough to live so far from one you would :love: to :hug: IYKWIM

One day ruderider :lol:

[oldrider]

Hey, I like the sound of that "Ruderider" title, perhaps tis time for a change! .... If you know what I mean! :lol:

[Edbear]

For some the older the ruder if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

Hey, I like the sound of that "Ruderider" title, perhaps tis time for a change! .... If you know what I mean! :lol:

Good Job! Change is as good as a rest...

If You Know What I mean

[husaberg]

Good gods......"Rude is saying what other people are thinking anyway, or would (if they were smart enough to think of it) being rude is saying what most people would be to gutless to say anyway" rude is cool clever and witty.
........Glenn Foster 2013....iykwim

While on the subject of olderriders new cowboy inspired name.
i wood suggest old chaps you steer clear of the name Duderider as an alternate option.
As the sort of cowpoke partners may well want to put the wrong kind of ranch dressing on the sausage and beans, also stay well away from the Indian in the village people i hear he talks with a forked tongue. I won't even bore you with Brokeback mountain................

[Edbear]

How rude! If you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Rude is not looking at great (or even mediocre cleavage ok no such thing btw) esp as the lady has gone to so much trouble to display it for all to see in the first place... So not to glance at it, now that would be rude........iykwim

on further reflection oldy i would go for lewd-writer or lewd-fallow-dear-stag

[oldrider]

Like the TV add says ... the South is full of rude men! ... If you know what I mean! :yes:

[husaberg]

Up north is all right, for a bit of a tickle, but the real adventures head south of the border..... "Then the south shall always rise again" giddy up err...down.....iylwim

[cc rider]

"I'm your Huckleberry"... if y'all know what I mean

[oldrider]

"I'm your Huckleberry"... if y'all know what I mean

Huckleberry Finn rides agin .... if'n you know what I mean! :ride:

[husaberg]

no offense but i would rather see lady Godiva wouldn't you
can't remember what she was protesting but beats the usual picket ........iykwim

[Edbear]

She'd be a bit wrinkly by now.. IYKWIM

[oldrider]

She'd be a bit wrinkly by now.. IYKWIM

Unfortunately, there's just no getting away from that! ... If you know what I mean! :weep:

[Maha]

An iron?....IYKWIM.

[oldrider]

Probably be hard pressed to comply with that ..... if you know what I mean! :blip:

[oldrider]

DILEMMA EXPLAINED

One friend said to the other, "What is a dilemma, actually?” :confused:

He replied, “Well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate that.

Imagine that you are laying in a big bed with a beautiful naked young woman on one side and a gay man on the other.

Who are you going to turn your back on?

I think I've got it now! .... :yeah: .... If you know what I mean! :hitcher:

[husaberg]

Probably be hard pressed to comply with that ..... if you know what I mean! :blip:

hot and steamy...iykwim

[Edbear]

Mrs. Bear got a new iron with her Fly Buys points, and it is the steamiest iron I've ever seen! Reckon it'll unwrinkle anything, IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Mrs. Bear got a new iron with her Fly Buys points, and it is the steamiest iron I've ever seen! Reckon it'll unwrinkle anything, IYKWIM

Are ya trying to tell us Mrs Edbare's got a secret talent? ..... I feel a challenge comin on! ... If you know what I mean! :lol:

[Maha]

I am prepeared to give you guys a head start....IYKWIM.

[oldrider]

So he went to head office to get some supplies but when he got there the cupboard was bare .... if'n you know what I mean! :thud: (times are truly tough!)

[Maha]

He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said if you know what I mean.

Chutney or relish....?
Either way it brings an entire new meaning to Plumber's crack iykwim

[Edbear]

Most plumbers are cracked, Nigel, if you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

It's worth a crack Nigel, said one rat to another.

iykwim

[husaberg]

they tend to get up at the crack of dawn. Must be the morning wood ....iykwim

[Mom]

I have received a text from a friend that has blown me away, I have not responded yet, I am so overwhelmed, and now I feel bad, cos I am... IYKWIM

[Mom]

they tend to get up at the crack of dawn. Must be the morning wood ....iykwim

morning wood should never be wasted...

Just a little bit damp, so a slow burn, but really wonderful once fully up to speed

iykwim

[oldrider]

morning wood should never be wasted...

Just a little bit damp, so a slow burn, but really wonderful once fully up to speed

iykwim

Overuse syndrome and A.G.E. can reduce even the most sturdy stand of wood to mere insignificant kindling ..... if you know what I mean! :cry: .. :crybaby: .. :thud:

[husaberg]

Overuse syndrome and A.G.E. can reduce even the most sturdy stand of wood to mere insignificant kindling ..... if you know what I mean! :cry: .. :crybaby: .. :thud:

Bank her up the night before then give the embers a stir with the poker in the morning. (i understand blowing can help reignite the fire as well ladies).....iykwim

[Ratti]

fire? Does that mean firemen...mmmmm.....iykwim



p.s I got me one o' them :2thumbsup

[cc rider]

I have received a text from a friend that has blown me away, I have not responded yet, I am so overwhelmed, and now I feel bad, cos I am... IYKWIMJust feel good knowing they know you know... if you know what I mean ;) :hug:

[cc rider]

Damn House Cat just farted & had the nerve to jump up on the couch, sniff the air & look around... bad kitty if you know what I mean :eek:

[husaberg]

Damn House Cat just farted & had the nerve to jump up on the couch, sniff the air & look around... bad kitty if you know what I mean :eek:

sounds like the cat has had a close shave then....iykwim

[cc rider]

Nice Kitty
Soft Kitty
Very nearly bald Kitty... if you know what I mean :shifty:

[husaberg]

Maybe ditch the cats and go back to the Jack rabbit/hare i understand it will finish faster...iykwim

[cc rider]

May get a turtle instead... tee hee! if you know what I want :blip:

[oneofsix]

Driving through the town of feathers and spot a rat and an eagle peering through a shop window, wonder you has whom in their claws, WTF I was the one in the cage IYKWIM

[Ratti]

I is a sweet little rodent, surely it must be the Eagle who has me caught:devil2:?---iykwim



p.s...and you failed to stop and say hello? sob
nice day over the hill an' Henry's first day out since I got him back - again

[oneofsix]

A case of; Oh that was ... IYKWIM

[Ratti]

story of my life that is.
iykwim

[Edbear]

I'm struggling a wee bit trying to keep up, if you know what I mean. :scratch:

[oneofsix]

that's ok it was past before there was a chance to stop ... IYKWIM

[Ratti]

as is being discussed in another thread...little blue pill for that. iykwim

[Edbear]

If I take any more pills I'll come out Rainbow coloured, IYKWIM... :rolleyes:

[husaberg]

Do you remember the show?
Rainbow........ up above the streets and houses rainbow climbing high
I wonder what sort of trip the musician you rode the theme was on....iykwim


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ej7yHgNktmE

[cc rider]

as is being discussed in another thread...little blue pill for that. iykwimIs magic if you grasp what I mean :wings:


Rainbow........ up above the streets and houses rainbow climbing high
I wonder what sort of trip the musician you rode the theme was on....iykwimA really groovy one... or 2 or 3... if you remember what I mean :cool:

[oldrider]

If I take any more pills I'll come out Rainbow coloured, IYKWIM... :rolleyes:

Coming out and becoming rainbow coloured all in one sentence Edbare???? :rolleyes: .... you trying to tell us something? .... If you know what I mean!

[Mom]

May get a turtle instead... tee hee! if you know what I want :blip:

No, never a turtle, they have a nasty habit of poking their heads out when you least can afford the time to deal with them IYKWIM :innocent:

[Edbear]

Coming out and becoming rainbow coloured all in one sentence Edbare???? :rolleyes: .... you trying to tell us something? .... If you know what I mean!

At times I open my mouth just wide enough to fit both feet in, if you know what I mean... :rolleyes:

[cc rider]

No, never a turtle, they have a nasty habit of poking their heads out when you least can afford the time to deal with them IYKWIM :innocent:... I'm thinking... (turtles) can go & go all day, prone to popping head in when nudged & always gets over the line for the win :wings:

:D :D :D... if yeah


don't take much for this thread to degenerate aye :rofl:

[husaberg]

I see some holes in your analogy CC
Turtles when placed on their back can't get up..........
Turtles when over stimulated tend to withdraw and go all shy.....
There is hope though maybe a box Turtle i hear they are tasty, the chicken of the sea.....iykwim

[cc rider]

I see some holes in your analogy CC
Turtles when placed on their back can't get up.......... correction, they can't turn over
Turtles when over stimulated tend to withdraw and go all shy..... they love their shells scratched & get rather excited ;).............. if you catch me if you can :chase:

[husaberg]

.............. if you catch me if you can :chase:

iykwim you mean.............


i guess you puuuuuurrrrfur turtle necks then....iykwim.

PS scratching a Turtle does that qualify as heavy petting?

[cc rider]

iykwim you mean............. No :blink: if you know what I meant

[husaberg]

No comes across as a rebuttal........ iykwim

[cc rider]

Come again re my butt all... if you know what I mean :innocent:

[husaberg]

Come again re my butt all... if you know what I mean :innocent:

come again....... but late to go all shy and coy in, it? iykwim

[Mom]

... I'm thinking...don't take much for this thread to degenerate aye :rofl:

I'm sure I have no idea what you mean :innocent:


if you know what I mean....

[Edbear]

I'm sure I've lead a rather sheltered life, if you know what I mean... :scratch:

[Maha]

I did once, up until about the age of 15 then WHA HOOOOA DIGGA DING DANG! iykwim.

[cc rider]

You did what for 15 years :gob: if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

The British punk band Buzzcocks did a song about it....... it's a habit the sticks lykwim

[cc rider]

:Punk:... if ya know what I mean

[Mom]

The British punk band Buzzcocks did a song about it....... it's a habit the sticks lykwim

Orgasm Addict IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Did I hear somebody call my name????? ... If'n you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[Maha]

Deal or no Deal, what if someone took the money at the first bank offer, I would, 9/10 times it's the best offer...........IykwIm

[husaberg]

Say what? accept the first call to get off her, rather, than get in stay firm (in your convictions)till the very end seal the deal and get her offer?....iykwim

[cc rider]

Orgasm Addict
Did I hear somebody call my name?????

By name... by nature... if you know what I mean :blip:

[Ratti]

Oldie has the advantage of years of practice...we can only aspire to his greatness. iykwim

[Edbear]

Oldie has the advantage of years of practice...we can only aspire to his greatness. iykwim

If only he could remember, IYKWIM... :rolleyes:

[oneofsix]

If only he could remember, IYKWIM... :rolleyes:

But that is what makes it all new and exciting, IYKWIM :shifty:

[oldrider]

I can see clearly now ... the rain has gone! .... If'n you know what I mean! :sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny: .... gasp! :sweatdrop

[oneofsix]

The fog will return, just might take a while ... IYKWIM

[husaberg]

fog It could be the cataracts....iykwim

[Ratti]

pussys in front of his eyes?
iykwim

[Mom]

I can see clearly now ... the rain has gone! .... If'n you know what I mean! :sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny::sunny: .... gasp! :sweatdrop

All we can see is dust now the rain has gone IYKWIM :love:

[cc rider]

Gone with the wind (damn cat just did)... if you know what I mean :sick:

[husaberg]

Gone with the wind (damn cat just did)... if you know what I mean :sick:

Fanny Fart :rolleyes::clap::banana::killingme...IYKWIM

[cc rider]

You idiot :kick: ... the cat's a boy :rolleyes:

[husaberg]

I think you are pretending to not know what i meant but the cats out of the bag as it were.
Better shut the gate before the horse bolts.....iykwim

[cc rider]

Que?... if you know what I mean :bleh:

Am dog tired but if you can be as quiet as a mouse I'll be a monkey's uncle if this don't have a butterfly effect... if you yadda yadda yadda



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