If You Know What I Mean

[Newbi]

Necrophilia IYKWIM :laugh:

I like mine stiff, but not cold, iykwim:msn-wink:

[huff3r]

I like mine stiff, but not cold, iykwim:msn-wink:

Just give it 30 seconds in the microwave, if you know what I mean.. :laugh::devil2:

[Newbi]

Na that might cause testicular cancer, iykwim:eek:

[huff3r]

Na that might cause testicular cancer, iykwim:eek:

As long as they dont act like eggs in the microwave... if you know what i mean

[oldrider]

What if her sins included murder? :eek: If you know what i mean

Do unto others .... if you know what I mean! :ar15:

[MSTRS]

...before they do it to you? If you know what I mean

[huff3r]

...before they do it to you? If you know what I mean

Would it not be easier to let them do it first? Then you can just roll over and go to sleep if you know what I mean :laugh:

[MSTRS]

We-e-ll....roll over, anyway. Avoid the wet spot. If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Used to be a map of Australia, now it's lucky to be Rangitoto island .... if you know what I mean! :mellow:

[Newbi]

Things drying up a bit?? iykwim:bleh:

[MSTRS]

For every problem, there is a solution....if you know what I mean

[Newbi]

How sweet of you to help with his dehydration problem, what a beautiful Brokeback moment:laugh::msn-wink::facepalm:

[MSTRS]

You forgot to say 'If you know what I mean'...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

For every problem, there is a solution....if you know what I mean

If you go to bed with a problem on your mind, you might wake up with the solution in hand! ..... If you know what I mean! :blip:

[Hopeful Bastard]

If you go to bed with a problem on your mind, you might wake up with the solution in hand! ..... If you know what I mean! :blip:

Confucius say: Man who smoke pot, Choke on handle IYKWIM

[Newbi]

You forgot to say 'If you know what I mean'...if you know what I mean.

Haha so I did:facepalm: iykwim

[Maha]

I will let this one slide...if you know what I mean.:shifty:

[oldrider]

Light blue touch paper, do not hold in the hand ...... if you know what I mean! :mellow:

[MSTRS]

As Adam said to Eve..."Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets". If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

not that big, get a magnifying glass, iykwim

[MSTRS]

No fair. You been peeking. If you know what I mean.

[Newbi]

Don't despair, one day you'll be a real boy! iykwim

[george formby]

Don't despair, one day you'll be a real boy! iykwim

Might even make a seat squeak iykwim.

[avgas]

I doubt the govt will stop squeaking in next week. iykwim

[Newbi]

Might even make a seat squeak iykwim.

Na that takes special skill:laugh: iykwim

[oldrider]

Skills you may never have yet heard of .... if you know what I mean! :shutup: (Sigh: maybe even skills I have never yet heard of) :mellow:

[huff3r]

Skills you may never have yet heard of .... if you know what I mean! :shutup: (Sigh: maybe even skills I have never yet heard of) :mellow:

But when the seat squeaks it just requires a little lubricant... if you know what I mean... (CRC! Geez, get your head outta the gutter)

[Ratti]

don't lube the seat, slides forward when you brake. OUch, iykwim



only ever did this once....:laugh:

[MSTRS]

So did someone else http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/93848-Tank-vagina-battle if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

So did someone else http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/93848-Tank-vagina-battle if you know what I mean

I learnt a lot more than I needed to today. I thought the solution was just to ride pillion, or maybe ride it backwards? If you know what I mean?

[MSTRS]

Should always learn something new each day...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

don't lube the seat, slides forward when you brake. OUch, iykwim



only ever did this once....:laugh:

I will only offer this once, Would you like it kissed better? .... If you know what I mean! :innocent:

[MSTRS]

Eww...that's just sick. You're only supposed to sniff the seat. If you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Well sometimes the hurt is deep seated .... if you know what I mean! :innocent:

[MSTRS]

True. Only then is a bit of num(b)ing to be contemplated. If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Is that how the term "numb nuts" evolved :eek5: .... if you know what I mean!

[MSTRS]

Not to be confused with the term "blue balls"...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Not to mention "great balls of fire" .... (did I just mention that?) .. if you know what I mean! :shutup:

[Ratti]

goodness gracious! iykwim





ps..have had an offer! finally. shame he is same age as my son....still, younguns are smooth and energetic, but then so is a double shot latte. iykwim

[Maha]

goodness gracious! iykwim





ps..have had an offer! finally. shame he is same age as my son....still, younguns are smooth and energetic, but then so is a double shot latte. iykwim

Johns the same age as your son?...god how old are you...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

goodness gracious! iykwim


ps..have had an offer! finally. shame he is same age as my son....still, younguns are smooth and energetic, but then so is a double shot latte. iykwim

Yes but Ratti, don't forget inside every oldie is a youngun screaming ..... "what the fuck happened here"? :scratch: .... if you know what I mean! :mellow:

Kinda like a double shot long black in a big cup with a side of hot water! .... If you know what I mean! :whistle: Makes ya wanna hum that song . "time after time" :sweatdrop

(This post was authorised and funded by Greypower NZ Ltd Triumph riders branch, where everything comes in three's) :ride:

[Foxzee]

Yes but Ratti, don't forget inside every oldie is a youngun screaming ..... "what the fuck happened here"? :scratch: .... if you know what I mean! :mellow:

Kinda like a double shot long black in a big cup with a side of hot water! .... If you know what I mean! :whistle: Makes ya wanna hum that song . "time after time" :sweatdrop

(This post was authorised and funded by Greypower NZ Ltd Triumph riders branch, where everything comes in three's) :ride:

Time after time...is she still available on the net thought we shot Cydni..whatzit!...iykwim!

[cc rider]

I believe we shot the Sheriff my dear... if you know what I mean :2guns:

[Edbear]

But we didn't shoot the deputy, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

A Gay Cowboy rode into town and shot up the Sheriff...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Sounds like an inside job .... if you know what I mean! :buggerd:

[Edbear]

The butler did it, IYKWIM

[Ratti]

Johns the same age as your son?...god how old are you...if you know what I mean.

Older than the young man who made the offer...this time anyway.iykwim



*Oldy lives too far away to take his offer seriously so him and Mrs Oldy are safe*

[Ratti]

The butler did it, IYKWIM

Maybe I should advertise for a butler then? iykwim

[allycatz]

Maybe I should advertise for a butler then? iykwim

I got a "Butler" off NZ Dating....great coffee bitch hes turned out to be too IYKWIM!

[oldrider]

*Oldy lives too far away to take his offer seriously so him and Mrs Oldy are safe*

:facepalm: Mrs oldie says I am not allowed out to play! .... If you know what I mean! :no: (she says there's there are still plenty of games we can play at home!) :eek5: ... :shifty: ... :shutup:

[huff3r]

:facepalm: Mrs oldie says I am not allowed out to play! .... If you know what I mean! :no: (she says there's there are still plenty of games we can play at home!) :eek5: ... :shifty: ... :shutup:

She probably just means scrabble and monopoly if you know what I mean... :yawn:

[oldrider]

Well, she can monopolise my scrabble all she wants ..... if you know what I mean! :shifty:

[Maha]

Triple word score right there....if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Triple word score right there....if you know what I mean.

I ride a triple too, I'm told all "good things" come in three's .... if you know what I mean! :first::second::third:

[koba]

Mypieahnoohogphaicantstoobadaftfastunstocklongkope rentafnostophahaotoffostonfartetisterestibroosterd rossickyscathekroothoobaeggstardedesto.

...if ya know's whadd I moean...

[Edbear]

Now you're just trying to confuse us... It's working on me.. if you know what I mean :blink:

[oldrider]

Mypieahnoohogphaicantstoobadaftfastunstocklongkope rentafnostophahaotoffostonfartetisterestibroosterd rossickyscathekroothoobaeggstardedesto.

...if ya know's whadd I moean...

We had some of those when we were kids but because WW2 was in progress Nanna had to knit them! (Sigh: Not a good look!) .... If you know what I mean! :confused:

[Edbear]

I had one but the wheel fell off, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

You lost me after pie...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Pea comes before pie followed by pud ... if you know what I mean! :hitcher: ( I like to be of assistance! ... IYKWIM) :yeah:

[Ratti]

251789


Just for Oldy...no peeking anyone else! iykwim


yup, they are Ratti's and it was taken at a pub on the weekend...
p.s Don't say I don't do anything for ya Oldy

[oneofsix]

I should have looked, I think I just went blind IYKWIM

(looking good ratti just don't tell my Mrs)

[Ratti]

Bra is named Barry, after the BeeGee. Startling resemblance to a disco ball you see...bad taste rules! iykwim

[Maha]

Gary would have done the job...if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Glitter? I don't think he was into women. You have met Ratti, haven't you? If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

251789


Just for Oldy...no peeking anyone else! iykwim


yup, they are Ratti's and it was taken at a pub on the weekend...
p.s Don't say I don't do anything for ya Oldy

Hey Ratti talk about multi skilling, you have it all girl, I can see a mind's eye picture .... have sex, go to the pictures (tats), then rest one's head on those lovelies (little sea shells) and go to sleep listening to the soothing sound of the sea!

Ratti: Truly a woman for all occasions ....... if you know what I mean! :blip:

(Sigh, thank you for sharing those lovelies, oh and nice bra too, shame to call them Barry though, so many colours I feel like I'm tripping out! When are going to show us the rest?) :wait:

[Hopeful Bastard]

Ratti: Truly a woman for all occasions ....... if you know what I mean! :blip:





Even takes your pants off and fixes ya up when ya visit ;) IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

Do not ask what he means...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Do not ask what he means...if you know what I mean

Have the means but am afraid to ask ..... if you know what I means! :Punk: (Sigh: Where's Ratti when you need her?)

[Ratti]

waiting....iykwim

[Edbear]

waiting....iykwim

On tables..? If you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

tables, beds,rugs on the floor....iykwim

[MSTRS]

Ratti waits for no man. But if you're quick enough, she might let you catch her. If you know what I mean.

[Marnie]

Ratti waits for no man. But if you're quick enough, she might let you catch her. If you know what I mean.

Does she always come first? If you know what I mean......

[oldrider]

To keep up with Ratti this oldrider would need a V8 powered zimmer .... if you know what I mean! :mellow:

[Marnie]

I kind of get the hang of this thread if you know what I mean but then reread my first ever posting and sort of thought that perhaps it was a bit presumptuous of me if you know what I mean....

[MSTRS]

Presumptions are the mothers-in-law of all fuckups...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

That sounds a bit presumptuous, if you know what I mean. :rolleyes:

[Ratti]

Does she always come first? If you know what I mean......


Ratti has no manners at all and insists on coming first every time. iykwim

[Ratti]

To keep up with Ratti this oldrider would need a V8 powered zimmer .... if you know what I mean! :mellow:

I'm a bit slo, a lawnmower engine would probably do the deed,

iykwim


4 strokes or 2?

[MSTRS]

Ratti has no manners at all and insists on coming first every time. iykwim

That's not what your girlfriend says. If you know what I mean. :innocent::sweatdrop

[Newbi]

Premature ejaculation is no laughing matter, iykwim:msn-wink:

[MSTRS]

It's certainly nothing to write home about...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

So you mean I ought not laugh at them? er I mean him? iykwim

[allycatz]

Premature ejaculation is no laughing matter, iykwim:msn-wink:

30 seconds.......walk away IYKWIM!!!!!

[Maha]

Get there early I say.....if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Beat the rush? If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Old saying, laugh and the world laughs with you .... if you know what I mean! :lol:

[oldrider]

30 seconds.......walk away IYKWIM!!!!!

Yoh - I spray I walk away! ...... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[oldrider]

I'm a bit slo, a lawnmower engine would probably do the deed,

iykwim


4 strokes or 2?

2 strokes your in .. 3 strokes and your out .. 4 strokes RIP! :thud: .... If you know what I mean!

[Hopeful Bastard]

2 strokes your in .. 3 strokes and your out .. 4 strokes RIP! :thud: .... If you know what I mean!

For oldrider, four strokes and parts will fall off, IYKWIM


:laugh:

[Ratti]

antiques are precious, treat them with respect Grasshopper. iykwim



or I'll tell everyone it only took seconds to get your pants off you the other day and only a couple of ins and outs to finish

[MSTRS]

Young'uns, eh? Our job is not done until their egos are completely crushed - and they become us. If you know what I mean.

[allycatz]

Young'uns, eh? Our job is not done until their egos are completely crushed - and they become us. If you know what I mean.

Egos where we goes IYKWIM!

[Hopeful Bastard]

Egos where we goes IYKWIM!

Baaaaa IYKWIM :blink:

[Ratti]

Young'uns, eh? Our job is not done until their egos are completely crushed - and they become us. If you know what I mean.


His TRousers MSTRS, his trousers needed fixing....gee, what a mind you have! iykwim

[MSTRS]

Yea yea - that's what YOU say...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Some People have Hardships and some Hardships have People...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Hardship? Pah! Back in my day... If you know what mean.

[MSTRS]

If one is still here...then, by extension, it must still be one's day...I don't hear no fat lady singing...if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

La La La La Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....sorry, wrong genda, if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Must be why I'm still having hardships, I'm still alive and Maha's no lady, if you know what I mean... :confused:

[oldrider]

Constant ringing in the ears, always thought it was the fat lady tuning up! .... If you know what I mean! :facepalm:

[oldrider]

Happy New Year! ..... If you know what I mean! :lol:

[Newbi]

Ditto to that!! iykwim

[Edbear]

So far so good if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

18.5 hours in and I have slept most of it...if you know what I mean....:sleep:
Didn't get up till midday....:(

[Hopeful Bastard]

Didn't get up till midday....:(

Lucky for some IYKWIM


Started at 6am this morn...

[Maha]

Lucky for some IYKWIM


Started at 6am this morn...

Wasn't up long, I went a bought some bacon/eggs and beans and went back to bed while they were being cooked, I can't do everything...The cold apple juice was a real palate pleaser.....:niceone:....iykwim.:rolleyes:

[oldrider]

It's now Wed 4th Jan, have you drained your spuds yet? .... If you know what I mean! :done:

[Edbear]

It's now Wed 4th Jan, have you drained your spuds yet? .... If you know what I mean! :done:

I say, I couldn't possibly know what you mean, if you know what I mean...

[Coldrider]

Has this thread died, or just gone into hibernation, if you know what I mean :eek:

[Edbear]

As is the way with such threads, they take a rest and someone with too much time on their hands starts it off again, if you know what I mean...

[TrentNz]

I never have to much time on my hands... if you know what i mean :msn-wink:

[Coldrider]

As is the way with such threads, they take a rest and someone with too much time on their hands starts it off again, if you know what I mean...It's all boom and bust with me, but hey, you know what they say about all work and no play, IUKWIM

[mossy1200]

man in the bathroom with tool in hand is not always a plumber.If you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

man in the bathroom with tool in hand is not always a plumber.If you know what I mean.True, but man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day, IUKWIM

[oldrider]

Go to sleep with problem, wake up with solution in hand! .... If you know what I mean!

[Edbear]

Go to sleep with problem, wake up with solution in hand! .... If you know what I mean!

I like to go to sleep wrapped up in the "problem", if you know what I mean... :msn-wink:

[Red39]

I like to go to sleep wrapped up in the "problem", if you know what I mean... :msn-wink:


You know Edbear a problem shared is worth 2 in the bush if you know what I mean ;) (or am I just mixing my idioms to suit my own purpose iykwim)

[Coldrider]

I like to go to sleep wrapped up in the "problem", if you know what I mean... :msn-wink:I wouldn't call mine 'problem' :no:if you know what i mean.

[oldrider]

We probably all have some funny little quirks hidden way down deep ..... if you know what I mean! :confused: (Who .... err .... "don't" let the dogs out!)

[Edbear]

You know Edbear a problem shared is worth 2 in the bush if you know what I mean ;) (or am I just mixing my idioms to suit my own purpose iykwim)

No one else could handle my problem... ITKWIM...


I wouldn't call mine 'problem' :no:if you know what i mean.

Hmmm.... After 34 years I call her the problem I am most wrapped up in, IYKWIM.

[huff3r]

No one else could handle my problem... ITKWIM...



Hmmm.... After 34 years I call her the problem I am most wrapped up in, IYKWIM.

Still struggling to figure her out? If you know what I mean...

[GingerMidget]

Still struggling to figure her out? If you know what I mean...

Don't bother. The rules change at a moments notice... If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I think I am making progress finally, if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

I think I am making progress finally, if you know what I mean.and then the goal posts will be shifted (unless you are handcuffed to them) :o IUKWIM

[Edbear]

and then the goal posts will be shifted (unless you are handcuffed to them) :o IUKWIM

Much like life, really if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

No one else could handle my problem... ITKWIM...

You actually know that? How? Cool! ... Is that what got you into the super dooper battery business? .... If you know what I mean!

:psst: Hey Ed do you realise the Government are trying to sell some of our power stations! ..... Might help you power your problem's toy's! :sweatdrop If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[Edbear]

You actually know that? How? Cool! ... Is that what got you into the super dooper battery business? .... If you know what I mean!

:psst: Hey Ed do you realise the Government are trying to sell some of our power stations! ..... Might help you power your problem's toy's! :sweatdrop If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

The "problem" admits I'm the best "solution" if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Much like life, really if you know what I mean.ring ring, ello, is edbear there, no sorry he tiedup at the moment..:innocent:IUKWIM

[Edbear]

ring ring, ello, is edbear there, no sorry he tiedup at the moment..:innocent:IUKWIM

I keep suggesting it but she doesn't want to for some reason, IYKWIM :msn-wink:

[Foxzee]

*yawn*...this headache you gave me is tiring me....I've told you how to deal with your flat battery Dear..IYKWIM:laugh:

[Edbear]

*yawn*...this headache you gave me is tiring me....I've told you how to deal with your flat battery Dear..IYKWIM:laugh:

Regrettably the amount of drugs I'm taking tends to flatten my battery, dagnab it! IYKWIM

[Coldrider]

Regrettably the amount of drugs I'm taking tends to flatten my battery, dagnab it! IYKWIMsuggest a weekend away for a recharge, IUKWIM

[Edbear]

suggest a weekend away for a recharge, IUKWIM

Off to Paeroa this weekend staying at a nice hot springs, leaving Friday and coming home Sunday after the racing.

Unit has a spa bath... IYKWIM... :niceone:

[oldrider]

ring ring, ello, is edbear there, no sorry he tiedup at the moment..:innocent:IUKWIM

Edbare says, how we doing? ... She says around 40 knots! ... If you know what I mean! :corn:

[Coldrider]

Edbare says, how we doing? ... She says around 40 knots! ... If you know what I mean! :corn:You've got a wicked sense of humour, if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

One of the things that do sharpen up with age, if you know what I mean...

[FJRider]

One of the things that do sharpen up with age, if you know what I mean...

The belief that it sharpens ... comes with age ... in my opinion :killingme if you know what I mean ... :innocent:

[Edbear]

The belief that it sharpens ... comes with age ... in my opinion :killingme if you know what I mean ... :innocent:

You're very sharp tonight, IYKWIM. :shifty:

[FJRider]

You're very sharp tonight, IYKWIM. :shifty:

I thought I was being blunt actually ... if you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

I thought I was being blunt actually ... if you know what I mean ...

I so do love the English language, if you know what I mean! :laugh:

[MSTRS]

Take a bough (sic) if you can get through a tough cough though...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Take a bough (sic) if you can get through a tough cough though...if you know what I mean

Despite drawing a long bow and using the wrong bough which should be bow, I do know what you mean, if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

I didn't say 'sick' - as in :sick: - if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I didn't say 'sick' - as in :sick: - if you know what I mean

Of course, you used sick as in sic but I just re-read your post and indeed one could actually take a bough and it may help depending on which tree one takes it from, IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

Don't sap your strength...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

I'm no sap if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

Let us be the judge of that. And the jury is still out. If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Let us be the judge of that. And the jury is still out. If you know what I mean

Make sure they have libations aplenty while they are out and check my latest, if you know what I mean. :innocent:

[Coldrider]

Make sure they have libations aplenty while they are out and check my latest, if you know what I mean. :innocent:talking about libations, won't be under the limit for the morning get up to paeroa, so will sleep in and do some VMX instead, IUKWIM

[Edbear]

talking about libations, won't be under the limit for the morning get up to paeroa, so will sleep in and do some VMX instead, IUKWIM

Ahhh... We will be up and on our way by 9am. We're staying at Miranda so only 25min, (legally), away. Had a small libation with dinner at Kaiuaua and a nice relax in the pool. Now lazing in our apartment to rest up. Enjoyed the m/cycle and V8 meet today so having a very enjoyable weekend, if you know what I mean. Of course if you don't know what I mean then I haven't explained it very well, if you know what I mean... :blink:

[oldrider]

Libation? .... Yep, I'll drink to that! .... If you know what I mean! :drinknsin

[Edbear]

Libation? .... Yep, I'll drink to that! .... If you know what I mean! :drinknsin

I enjoyed a rare Irish Coffee with dinner last night when we went out to a nice local Thai restaurant with our daughter, son-in-law and our two grandsons. It was a lovely finale' to a great weekend if you know what I mean. :yes:

[oldrider]

I enjoyed a rare Irish Coffee with dinner last night when we went out to a nice local Thai restaurant with our daughter, son-in-law and our two grandsons. It was a lovely finale' to a great weekend if you know what I mean. :yes:

So you Thai 'd up a few family loose ends .... if you know what I mean! :grouphug:

[Edbear]

So you Thai 'd up a few family loose ends .... if you know what I mean! :grouphug:

You're sharp for a Monday! :yes: IYKWIM

[Maha]

Love the Abortion thread Ed...nice work...for a 99% V 1% thread, its a bit like a virtual lollie scramble...
The more you throw out there the more they want...IYKWIM.

[Edbear]

Love the Abortion thread Ed...nice work...for a 99% V 1% thread, its a bit like a virtual lollie scramble...
The more you throw out there the more they want...IYKWIM.

I enjoy the challenge and I enjoy confounding some who just can't get their personal predjudices out of the way of their eyesight. As with another thread, :shutup:, they go completely silent when called out to back their accusations or silliness.

It has proved irresistable to many, eh? :innocent: IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

It has proved irresistable to many, eh? :innocent: IYKWIM

So is a train wreck...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Mirror mirror on the wall, is Edbear the Bare-est of them all? :corn: .... If you know what I mean!

Edbare said I'm sharp today .... did he just call me an old prick? :thud:

[Edbear]

A bare Edbear prefers not to ask a mirror as he cannot bear the image presented, if you know what I mean. :bye:

Not having seen you in the flesh i have only my imagination to go on and I really don't want to go there, either, IYKWIM :eek5:

[oldrider]

A bare Edbear prefers not to ask a mirror as he cannot bear the image presented, if you know what I mean. :bye:

Not having seen you in the flesh i have only my imagination to go on and I really don't want to go there, either, IYKWIM :eek5:

The flesh is weak but the mind is er ... :confused: ... somewhere else half the time these days! .... If you know what I mean! :wacko:

[Edbear]

There are three things I can never remember.... Ummm... Ahhh... IYKWIM :weep:

[Hopeful Bastard]

There are three things I can never remember.... Ummm... Ahhh... IYKWIM :weep:

I can remember things! Like a goldfish! IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

I remember goldfish. I think. If you know what I mean...

[huff3r]

I remember goldfish. I think. If you know what I mean...

I remember this one time... ahh never mind i forgotted it again... if you know what I mean.

[Hopeful Bastard]

I remember this one time... ahh never mind i forgotted it again... if you know what I mean.

P Sherman
42 Wallaby Way
Sydney



IYKWIM!

[Ratti]

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It has proved irresistable to many, eh? :innocent: IYKWIM[/QUOTE]

Like Oldy:love:

iykwim

[Edbear]

Like Oldy:love:

iykwim

I like Oldy, but I don't think I would describe him as irresistible if you know what I mean. ;)

[cc rider]

This is me resisting :oi-grr: ... if you know what I mean



but you have to guess what I'm resisting :innocent:

[Edbear]

This is me resisting :oi-grr: ... if you know what I mean


but you have to guess what I'm resisting :innocent:

That's easy! You are resisting temptation of you know what I mean. :first:

[Ratti]

Ratti resists everything BUT temptation
iykwim

[MSTRS]

Temptation is over-rated. If we weren't meant to do/have shit, it wouldn't be there to do/have. If you know what I mean...

[EJK]

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[cc rider]

Or goes down at night... if you know what I mean

[Newbi]

Or gets ya hot! iykwim:whistle:

[Edbear]

My wife calls me "The Generator!" if you know what I mean :cool:

[Maha]

You are good for when the power goes off?...IYKWIM.

[Edbear]

Not so good when my power goes out, though...IYKWIM :Oops:

[crazyhorse]

They have batteries for times like those...... iykwim :facepalm:

[oldrider]

Simple things like nice cameltoe's tend to charge my batteries .... if you know what I mean! :killingme (power to the people!)

[crazyhorse]

I enjoy knowing that I can put a smile on your face..........iykwim

[oldrider]

I enjoy knowing that I can put a smile on your face..........iykwim

:lol: Your just making things hard for my wife! .... If you know what I mean! :2thumbsup

[MSTRS]

Ooooh, a double entendre, mixed up with a bit of wishful thinking...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Ooooh, a double entendre, mixed up with a bit of wishful thinking...if you know what I mean

True! Damn it, true! .... If you know what I mean! :facepalm:

[Ratti]

More than one way to deal with a pussy Oldy.
Oops, I meant 'to skin a cat'

iykwim

[MSTRS]

More than one way to deal with a pussy Oldy.
Oops, I meant 'to skin a cat'

iykwim

Accidentally or deliberately, a 'slip of the tongue' always leads to pleasure. Oops - I mean amusement. If you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

Accidentally or deliberately, a 'slip of the tongue' always leads to pleasure. Oops - I mean amusement. If you know what I mean.

But alas if the tongue slips too far it can land you in the shit. If you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Trips around the world are all just part of life's rich experience...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Around the world in eighty ways has a nice ring to it! .... If you know what I mean! :ride:

[cc rider]

my phone won't show the most recent posts. So I'll take a wild guess they're about sex... if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

Nope- travelling.
iykwim

[Hopeful Bastard]

Nope- travelling.
iykwim


>revival!<


Amsterdam - IYKWIM

[Newbi]

Amsterdam, legal weed and Ladies... iykwim:msn-wink:

[oldrider]

Oh good looks like we are gonna talk shit again for a bit ..... if you know what I mean! :corn: :niceone:

[Newbi]

Talking shit and taking the piss, thats what makes things fun........iykwim

[sinfull]

Talking shit and taking the piss, thats what makes things fun........iykwim

Toilet talk --If ya know what i mean

[oldrider]

Toilet talk and taking the piss is currently very cool in the South .... if you know what I mean! :cold: :blip:

[unstuck]

Taking a piss in this cool, can be very embarrasing, but it's only a small problem, if you know what I mean. :headbang:

[MSTRS]

Snow dout sum of ewes ar very kool 2day...if you know what I mean

[sinfull]

Hate the change of seasons, snot nice - if ya know what i mean

[Maha]

Lettuce snow if it is at all....effin y'all know wud I mean.

[Edbear]

Nothing like a warm fire on a cold night to warm the cockles of your heart, if you know what I mean. :niceone:

[Maha]

Dip ya cockles in vinegar first, better that way....if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Vinegar and cockles... aye.. takes me back to my younger days at the beach, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

I do I do Makatu mid 70's digging for cockles and thinking they were a treat cos we 'caught' them...if you know what I mean.

[Newbi]

The oldies are remembering the old days.....iykwim:msn-wink:

[unstuck]

Jeezus my cockles need warming, if ya know what I mean.:cold:

[Maha]

He wont help ya on this occassion...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Now we call them the "Good old days," but we used to call them "these trying times," IYKWIM.

[oldrider]

I've been trying for years now but nobody ever seems to notice .... if you know what I mean! :wait:

[Edbear]

Hmmmm... Mrs. Bear often comments on how trying I've been, if you know what I mean. :rolleyes:

[oldrider]

Well, Momma Bear knows her porridge! .... If you know what I mean! :yes:

[Ratti]

Nice sunny day in Rattiville. Not even cold- if you're in bed with the 'lekky blankie and a cat - iykwim



p.s. HI guys:love:

[haydes55]

I haven't got an electric blanket, but I am in bed with a pussy - if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Lekky and two pussy here if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Pussy down here is nuclear powered ... if you know what I mean! :wings:

[haydes55]

Sounds like a very powerful whip, if you know what I mean.

[Bald Eagle]

lekkie blankie and red vino has my cockles warmed iykwim

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[Ratti]

:facepalm: O dog...where's that mind bleach?

iykwim

[Bald Eagle]

Dog. I thought you where a cat woman iykwim

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[haydes55]

Still an animal, if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

chickens rule at Chez ratti. iykwim

[MSTRS]

Aren't you laying it on a bit thick, F? If you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Have to do a bit of laying myself at the moment, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Any excuse for a little lie-down, eh? If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

This thread seems to be occupied by Lay-abouts ... if you know what I mean! :D

[Ratti]

Never takes long to start talking about lays in this thread does it?

iykwim


O and MSTRS...you've been to my house, you know how the chickens rule the roost here

[Edbear]

Never takes long to start talking about lays in this thread does it?

iykwim


O and MSTRS...you've been to my house, you know how the chickens rule the roost here

Hard to find thread that doesn't lay it on, if you know what I mean... :rolleyes:

[MSTRS]

O and MSTRS...you've been to my house, you know how the chickens rule the roost here

You're not clucking joking either...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

'Where's the sugar?"
"In the jar with the chicken on it"
"where's the coffee?"
"In the other jar with the chicken on it"
"WHich cup shall I use?"
"Any of the ones with a chicken on it"

iykwim

[MSTRS]

Can't say I noticed chickens standing on any of those receptacles...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

All this chicken talk you guy's might be tempted to try a crossover (The road) soon! .... If you know what I mean! :blip:

[Edbear]

All this chicken talk you guy's might be tempted to try a crossover (The road) soon! .... If you know what I mean! :blip:

"Chicken Crossover", is that like Chicken Chasseur, or Chicken chaser, if you know what I mean?

[haydes55]

The chicks are harder to catch than the cocks, if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

"Chicken Crossover", is that like Chicken Chasseur, or Chicken chaser, if you know what I mean?

Personal choice, apply situation ethics and go for it ... if you know what I mean! :corn: (Keep Mrs Edbare close though, togetherness is foreverness!) :love:

[MSTRS]

Personal choice now controlled by legislation...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

It is? What have I missed now?
iykwim

[cc rider]

I miss you guys... if you know what I mean :cry:

[Hopeful Bastard]

I miss you guys... if you know what I mean :cry:

Sidecars can float IYKWIM ;)

[cc rider]

Sidecars can float IYKWIM ;)
Not as well as a Flying Kiwi... if you
know what I mean

cheeky lil bast... :laugh:

[Edbear]

Whatever floats your boat, if you know what I mean... :cool:

[oldrider]

Did you know there's always man in the boat? ... Well there is! :rolleyes: .... If you know what I mean!

[MSTRS]

Apparently hard to find...if you know what I mean

[Bald Eagle]

Not hard at all iykwim

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[MSTRS]

Tis when it doesn't want to be found...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I found one once...it bit me...........hard!...if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

I found one once...it bit me...........hard!...if you know what I mean

Maybe you should of hiddin your Hard better.... IYKWIM