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Edbear
22nd October 2010, 16:17
Why bring my IQ level into this if you know what I mean..?

oldrider
22nd October 2010, 16:30
The most common IQ in our school was 69 ....... if you know what I mean! :devil2:

Maha
22nd October 2010, 17:10
At my school it was 181....thats one ate one if you know what I mean.

no that cant be right, I went to an all boys shcool......:facepalm:

Maha
22nd October 2010, 17:11
Chinese 69 = 'two can chu' if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
22nd October 2010, 17:15
I remember all 'those' books...if you know what I mean

My favourite was possibly Cat's Revenge by Claude Balls

FJRider
22nd October 2010, 18:08
A 68 ... I'll owe you one ... if you do ... if you know what I mean ...

oldrider
22nd October 2010, 19:31
Ah so, Confucius say, man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day ...... if you know what I mean! :nya:

MSTRS
23rd October 2010, 08:12
Cocky as a bantam rooster...if you know what I mean

Edbear
23rd October 2010, 08:18
Cocky rooster tail if you know what I mean.

Ronin
23rd October 2010, 09:50
Cocky rooster tail if you know what I mean.

My landlord has a Huge Cock if you know what I mean.

(will show it to Foxzee tonite)

oldrider
23rd October 2010, 19:10
My landlord has a Huge Cock if you know what I mean.

You mean he could go off half cocked and still expect to get some change ...... if you know what I mean! :killingme

MSTRS
24th October 2010, 09:00
Is it normal for a cock (of any size) to be sitting on a nest over a pair of eggs? If you know what I mean.

oldrider
24th October 2010, 09:06
The cock's cry "cock-a-doodle-do" proudly, while the hen's cluck quietly, piss-off, "any-cock'll-do" ........ if you know what I mean! :facepalm:

Genie
24th October 2010, 14:01
Only one cock for this little hen....if you know what I mean :yes:

oldrider
24th October 2010, 22:54
Hey Henny Penny, if it's to be chosen by lottery, save me some tickets ....... if you know what I mean! :love:

Edbear
25th October 2010, 08:56
Trouble with the Lottery is you're more likely to get hit by a bus and struck by lightnening, which no doubt would immediately happen to me if I won, if you know what I mean...

Maha
25th October 2010, 09:09
Coming down on the bike, see ya before lunch, will bring food if you know what I mean.

oldrider
25th October 2010, 12:07
Careful Maha, you might get it before you leave home, .... where the chicken got the axe! :nya: ....... if you know what I mean! :facepalm:

MSTRS
25th October 2010, 14:55
A promise of getting it when you get home, is a good way of ensuring your return...if you know what I mean

Edbear
25th October 2010, 15:00
Maha and Mom have just left, so here's hoping they do get home safe if you know what I mean. :scooter:

Maha
25th October 2010, 15:17
Maha and Mom have just left, so here's hoping they do get home safe if you know what I mean. :scooter:

We home safe, big queue of south bound on Windy Ridge though, couldn't see what the hold up was, but fire engine heading that way from Warkworth if you know what I mean.

Edbear
25th October 2010, 15:24
We home safe, big queue of south bound on Windy Ridge though, couldn't see what the hold up was, but fire engine heading that way from Warkworth if you know what I mean.

Pleased to hear you made it safely, seems like only a few minutes ago, you left, if you know what I mean.

Mom
25th October 2010, 15:25
Pleased to hear you made it safely, seems like only a few minutes ago, you left, if you know what I mean.

I have been doing a reccy of my big bag of spares, I found a pair of adjustable shocks among other stuff if you know what I mean

Edbear
25th October 2010, 15:39
I have been doing a reccy of my big bag of spares, I found a pair of adjustable shocks among other stuff if you know what I mean

Aha, the old adjustable shock routine! Sounds may be worth a try if you know what I mean...

Mom
25th October 2010, 17:03
Aha, the old adjustable shock routine! Sounds may be worth a try if you know what I mean...

They may need bushes :yes: We measured the seat height properly, it is 3cms higher than standard. Frustrating if you know what I mean.

Edbear
25th October 2010, 17:11
They may need bushes :yes: We measured the seat height properly, it is 3cms higher than standard. Frustrating if you know what I mean.

'Tis when your own "seat" isn't 3cm higher than standard, if you know what I mean... :shutup:

oldrider
25th October 2010, 22:55
They may need bushes :yes:

Waited all day in the bushes :wait: but you didn't turn up :spanking: otherwise I had a great day ..... if you know what I mean! :drinkup:

Ratti
26th October 2010, 12:23
Whose bushes Oldy? if you know what I mean

Edbear
26th October 2010, 12:32
Problem things these old bushes if you know what I mean...

MSTRS
26th October 2010, 12:33
Time to get the arborist in...if you know what I mean

Ratti
26th October 2010, 12:37
NEVER let a man loose with a chainsaw-iykwim

Genie
26th October 2010, 12:42
I love my chainsaw...if you know what I mean

Ratti
26th October 2010, 12:52
I love my tools too, but wont let a man play with them. Protective I is- iykwim

Maha
26th October 2010, 12:53
We have our own tools ne ne ne ne neeee ne if you know what I mean.

Genie
26th October 2010, 12:56
..and you're so good at playing with them...if you know what I mean

MSTRS
26th October 2010, 13:01
Maha is very proud of his toolbox, he once tried to show me his adjustable crescent...if you know what I mean

Genie
26th October 2010, 13:24
OH, you is very special, if you know what I mean

Ratti
26th October 2010, 13:25
oooo...can I have a tool that can be used on anything? iykwim

Maha
26th October 2010, 14:48
A mans mind should not be banded about willy nilly if you know what I mean.

Ratti
26th October 2010, 16:21
neither should another part of his anatomy- iykwim

Edbear
26th October 2010, 16:39
A nilly willy can get you in a lot of trouble if you know what I mean...

MSTRS
26th October 2010, 17:19
But a banded willy may not? If you know what I mean

Ghost_Bullet
26th October 2010, 17:48
I am pleased this is the first time I have stumbled on this thread, if you know what I mean.

Genie
26th October 2010, 17:55
It's a bit like Hotel California....if you know what I mean

Ghost_Bullet
26th October 2010, 17:59
I really do wish I had never found this thread, I may as well be dead, if you know what I mean

Maha
26th October 2010, 18:02
....if this thread dont excite you, check your pulse, you might be dead, if you know what I mean.

Ghost_Bullet
26th October 2010, 18:07
I just a notification of a reply to a subscribed thread, did I really want to come back? If you know what I mean.

Genie
26th October 2010, 18:12
you can never leave and if you manage to escape it will haunt you, so best you enjoy the ride....if you know what I mean

Ghost_Bullet
26th October 2010, 18:28
Haunted? Sounds a bit of a Thriller if you know what I mean.

Edbear
26th October 2010, 18:47
If you bandy about willy nilly you'll certainly find excitement if you know what I mean...

Maha
26th October 2010, 19:34
Haunted? Sounds a bit of a Thriller if you know what I mean.

Michael Jackson avatar/Thriller...yeah I get it...shamor! if you know what I mean.

Ghost_Bullet
26th October 2010, 21:44
I aint even "blue"....if ya know what I mean

Ratti
26th October 2010, 21:45
thrills supplied on a daily basis on this thread. IYKWIM

Maha
26th October 2010, 21:47
Spills supplied on the days in between if you know what I mean.

Genie
26th October 2010, 22:56
I just gotta say, I LOVE MY BIKE, my bike thrills me, my bike makes me smile in a way no other human ever could....if you know what I mean

(I just sat on my bike)

cc rider
27th October 2010, 00:06
I just sat on a rather sweet ride too... if you know what I mean :blip: :shutup:


that's not quite what you meant is it babe... :whistle:





:rofl: ... sorry just having a moment

Genie
27th October 2010, 05:46
bloody skyte....if you know what I mean

(glad to read you're a happy little munckin)

Ghost_Bullet
27th October 2010, 06:48
I'm gonna go scuba diving tonight, if you know what I mean.

Eyegasm
27th October 2010, 07:51
Don't forget about the benz when coming back up, If you know what I mean.

MSTRS
27th October 2010, 08:00
Synonyms can be so misleading...if you know what I mean

Genie
27th October 2010, 15:56
and so too can text messaging....if you know what I mean

Ghost_Bullet
27th October 2010, 16:03
esrever ni gnitxet yrt if you know what I mean

MSTRS
27th October 2010, 16:05
Don't try something else in reverse. There'll be nothing to work towards. If you know what I mean

Ghost_Bullet
27th October 2010, 16:08
The cowgirl rides in reverse if you know what I mean

Genie
27th October 2010, 17:25
they say, save a horse and ride a cowboy...if you know what I mean

Edbear
27th October 2010, 17:31
Hmmm.. That's one line I haven't tried on the Missus if you know what I mean...

Ghost_Bullet
27th October 2010, 18:02
Somtimes a woman likes to tight rope, if you know what I mean

oldrider
27th October 2010, 20:44
I just gotta say, I LOVE MY BIKE, my bike thrills me, my bike makes me smile in a way no other human ever could....if you know what I mean

(I just sat on my bike)

I'm going to build myself a bike suit, put it on and park myself in your garage and wait for the excitement to begin :wait: .... if you know what I mean! :banana:

MSTRS
28th October 2010, 08:03
If she knows you're watching, she won't...if you know what I mean

Edbear
28th October 2010, 10:03
A watched pot, if you know what I mean.

Maha
28th October 2010, 10:17
I watched a pot once, jeweler said I shouldn't have, if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
28th October 2010, 12:27
"...jeweler said I was shouldn't have...if you know what I mean"
Nope...if you know what I mean

Maha
28th October 2010, 12:32
Those after school word placement lessons were a waste of time if you know what I mean.

was now gone..that dont make none sense eva does it.

Genie
28th October 2010, 12:47
ha ha Maha, confused me...if you know what I mean

Edbear
28th October 2010, 13:01
He can tend to have that affect on people if you know what I mean... :yes:

Genie
28th October 2010, 13:06
It's interesting the effect some men can have on some women....if you know what I mean

MSTRS
28th October 2010, 13:10
It's even more interesting, the effect that several women can have on some men...if you know what I mean

Edbear
28th October 2010, 13:22
Having a wife, two daughters and three sisters, I do know what you mean if you know what I mean...

MSTRS
28th October 2010, 13:34
Is that banjos I hear? And no, I'm not going to tell them how many fingers you're holding up...if you know what I mean

Maha
28th October 2010, 13:54
Uncle dad is that you ifen ya'll knowd what I done mean.

Genie
28th October 2010, 13:54
Is that like a fiddle? If you know what I mean

(make some music)

MSTRS
28th October 2010, 13:56
Tis sounding like a game the whole family can play...if you know what I mean

Genie
28th October 2010, 13:57
in the olden days they did...had themselves a right hoe down...if you know what I mean

Edbear
28th October 2010, 14:33
Back on the farm I used to have to get down to it with the hoe if you know what I mean...

Maha
28th October 2010, 14:34
Goodness Ed, one learns something new everyday if you know what I mean.

Edbear
28th October 2010, 15:04
Double entendre can work both ways if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
28th October 2010, 15:59
I think young Ed is more worldly than he lets on...if you know what I mean

Edbear
28th October 2010, 16:03
I'm sure I have no idea what you mean :innocent: if you know what I mean

Genie
28th October 2010, 16:19
I've been hoeing down in the garden today...if you know what I mean:sunny:

Ghost_Bullet
28th October 2010, 16:31
My turkeys are hoes in a way, if you know what I mean

Genie
28th October 2010, 16:43
Let's talk turkey then.....if you know what I mean

Ronin
28th October 2010, 16:45
Let's talk turkey then.....if you know what I mean

Gobble gobble if you know what I mean.

Edbear
28th October 2010, 16:51
Best thing to do with good food if you know what I mean.

Foxzee
28th October 2010, 17:19
tastes even better when you don't have to cook it yourself too....if you no what I mean.....

Ghost_Bullet
28th October 2010, 17:24
much prefer it raw if you know what i mean

MSTRS
28th October 2010, 17:29
Au naturelle, as it were...if you know what I mean

Foxzee
28th October 2010, 17:32
Woo hoo bring on the naked chef................if you no what I mean:yes:

Ronin
28th October 2010, 17:36
Woo hoo bring on the naked chef................if you no what I mean:yes:

You want me to what? if you know what I mean.

Foxzee
28th October 2010, 17:52
You want me to what? if you know what I mean.

:facepalm::facepalm:.....errrm cook something....I'm hungry.....if you no what I mean

Foxzee
28th October 2010, 17:56
:facepalm::facepalm:.....errrm cook something....I'm hungry.....if you no what I mean

Note to self... Move laptop further from kitchen if you know what I mean.

Ghost_Bullet
28th October 2010, 17:57
Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh If you know what I mean

Foxzee
28th October 2010, 18:02
Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh If you know what I mean

with green eggs and ham....if you no what I mean

Ghost_Bullet
28th October 2010, 18:06
"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent." if you know what I mean

Ratti
28th October 2010, 18:23
unlike certain men I could name but won't--iykwim

Quasi
28th October 2010, 19:08
unlike certain men I could name but won't--iykwim

i know u mean - if u know what i mean:yes:

Edbear
28th October 2010, 19:13
But I'm innocent if you know what I mean...:innocent:

Genie
28th October 2010, 19:57
Is that innocent until proven guilty or guilty until proven innocent? The justice system today is filled with grey....if you know what I mean

Edbear
28th October 2010, 20:10
Is that innocent until proven guilty or guilty until proven innocent? The justice system today is filled with grey....if you know what I mean


They've got nothin' on me, if you know what I mean... :yes:

Ghost_Bullet
28th October 2010, 20:12
she says yu got nuthin in me, if you know what I mean

Foxzee
28th October 2010, 21:14
she says yu got nuthin in me, if you know what I mean

And she told you that out loud.......hahaha....it must be really a Ghost bullet...if you no what I mean:facepalm:

Ghost_Bullet
28th October 2010, 21:18
Oh my that is harsh, if you know what I mean

Genie
29th October 2010, 05:46
you did leave yourself open for that one, though I wouldn't have picked it, that little Foxzee is one smart cookie....if you know what I mean

MSTRS
29th October 2010, 07:29
Not smart. Just cheeky. Ooh, look - I spy cookies...if you know what I mean

Genie
29th October 2010, 07:37
Who stole the cookies from the cookie Jar? Was it you? If you know what I mean

MSTRS
29th October 2010, 07:50
Who? Me? Couldn't be. Wasn't there. Never saw nuffink. I smell sausages...
If you know what I mean

Ronin
29th October 2010, 09:06
sausage pie ? if you know what I mean.

Ghost_Bullet
29th October 2010, 11:49
Apple and sausage pie?.... if you know what I mean

MSTRS
29th October 2010, 11:54
Just sausages...there were 3.14159 of them...if you know what I mean

Edbear
29th October 2010, 13:12
So not your average number of sausages then if you know what I mean...

MSTRS
29th October 2010, 13:16
Gah! Thud! If you know what I mean.

Edbear
29th October 2010, 13:20
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :innocent:

Foxzee
29th October 2010, 20:20
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :innocent:

Careful young fella to much of that rolling on the floor business can't be good for ya back.....if you know what I mean

Edbear
30th October 2010, 07:56
Careful young fella to much of that rolling on the floor business can't be good for ya back.....if you know what I mean

I'm careful to use a soft mattress... if you know what I mean....:innocent:

oldrider
30th October 2010, 08:23
Are you sure it's the slumber, that buggers your lumber ......... if you know what I mean! :whistle:

Genie
30th October 2010, 21:57
Not long and I can ride my bike again...weeeeeeeeeee, if you know what I mean

(I'm sure you all do)

Ghost_Bullet
30th October 2010, 23:48
I need to get out the soapy bucket before my next ride... if you know what I mean

oldrider
31st October 2010, 14:06
Not long and I can ride my bike again...weeeeeeeeeee, if you know what I mean

(I'm sure you all do)

What? The lady of the lamp doing ... weeeeeeeeeee .... :facepalm: the mind boggles! :rolleyes: .... if you know what I mean! :ride:


(OUCH! I think this is going to hurt! :bash: )

Edbear
31st October 2010, 20:17
:whistle:
Are you sure it's the slumber, that buggers your lumber ......... if you know what I mean!

One does what one can within one's limitations if you know what I mean... :whistle:

Maha
31st October 2010, 20:22
Sorry no contact today Ed, I have a huge personal problem to work though at the moment if you know what I mean.

Edbear
31st October 2010, 20:34
Sorry no contact today Ed, I have a huge personal problem to work though at the moment if you know what I mean.

Sokay, mate, hope you get it sorted and you know my number, if you know what I mean.

Ghost_Bullet
31st October 2010, 21:33
no contact, but ya got me number to contact if you know what I mean, just sounds really dodgy in this thread, if you know what I mean.

Genie
1st November 2010, 04:40
What? The lady of the lamp doing ... weeeeeeeeeee .... :facepalm: the mind boggles! :rolleyes: .... if you know what I mean! :ride:


(OUCH! I think this is going to hurt! :bash: )

She went riding with new friends on her favourite playground...if you know what I mean

(there was no pain only pleasure, oops and that was her second favourite playground, her first one is out of action for the time being)

MSTRS
1st November 2010, 08:02
From rags to riding (to coin a phrase) if you know what I mean.
I didn't really say that, did I?

Genie
1st November 2010, 14:12
Well it certainly ain't rags to riches, all my money is going to the bike....if you know what I mean

oldrider
1st November 2010, 14:42
She went riding with new friends on her favourite playground...if you know what I mean

(there was no pain only pleasure, oops and that was her second favourite playground, her first one is out of action for the time being)

I dream of Genie ..... if you know what I mean! :sleep: (or has someone said that already? :facepalm: )

Ghost_Bullet
1st November 2010, 15:53
All my money goes... who the hell knows, if you know what I mean

Genie
1st November 2010, 17:02
Where Rosemary goes? If you know what I mean

Genie
2nd November 2010, 06:06
Today is Tuesday, a very happy day to you all...if you know what I mean

MSTRS
2nd November 2010, 07:51
Ruby Tuesday? If you know what I mean.

Edbear
2nd November 2010, 09:02
You're showing your age if you know what I mean...

MSTRS
2nd November 2010, 09:08
Only round the edges...if you know what I mean

Edbear
2nd November 2010, 09:29
Getting older does mean being rounder rather than edgier if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
2nd November 2010, 09:54
*wince* Bastard. If you know what I mean.
:shit::shutup::innocent:

Edbear
2nd November 2010, 11:55
LOL!!! I also am one of those well-rounded older ones, though slightly less than six months ago now, if you know what I mean.

Eyegasm
2nd November 2010, 12:31
I am in shape, round is a shape. If you know what I mean.

Maha
2nd November 2010, 12:36
Hang on to your hat Ed, I am under 90kgs now...between 88-89 if you know what I mean.

Edbear
2nd November 2010, 12:43
Hang on to your hat Ed, I am under 90kgs now...between 88-89 if you know what I mean.

Goodonyermate! You'll catch up to me if you're not careful if you know what I mean!

Genie
2nd November 2010, 13:51
The weightloss crew...if you know what I mean

Edbear
2nd November 2010, 14:38
We could all be lightweights soon if you know what I mean...:woohoo:

Genie
2nd November 2010, 14:42
:woohoo:way to go, be proud and keep on with the good work:yes:
celebrate your success:drinkup:dance your arse off:wings:...if you know what I mean:heart:

Edbear
2nd November 2010, 14:46
Let's all do the avoirdupios dance if you know what I mean.

Genie
2nd November 2010, 14:50
or the birdy dance, that one is always a pleaser at parties:shutup:..if you know what I mean

yungatart
2nd November 2010, 15:10
...or the elephant dance, now that one can get REALLY interesting, if you know what I mean.....

MSTRS
2nd November 2010, 15:11
Men prefer the dance of the seven veils...if you know what I mean

Genie
2nd November 2010, 17:08
bit like your avatar...if you know what I mean

Edbear
2nd November 2010, 17:10
A different take on the belly flop if you know what I mean.

Maha
2nd November 2010, 17:12
Its the blue pubes that concern me if you know what I mean.

Edbear
2nd November 2010, 17:16
A different take on gettin' the blues if you know what I mean...

Genie
2nd November 2010, 17:22
I'm over the blues, from now on it's racey and raunchy all the way...if you know what I mean

Edbear
2nd November 2010, 17:35
Me too, but not so racey at the mo if you know what I mean... :innocent:

oldrider
2nd November 2010, 19:40
...or the elephant dance, now that one can get REALLY interesting, if you know what I mean.....

The camel dance is fun, once round the hall and then out for a hump ....... if you know what I mean! :wings:

Foxzee
2nd November 2010, 20:19
The camel dance is fun, once round the hall and then out for a hump ....... if you know what I mean! :wings:

to find you have only scored a bump not prime rump.......if you no what I mean....:shit:

oldrider
3rd November 2010, 07:04
to find you have only scored a bump not prime rump.......if you no what I mean....:shit:

Tis far better to have humped and lost than to have never humped at all ....... if you know what I mean! :whistle:

Eyegasm
3rd November 2010, 07:19
Tis far better to have humped and lost than to have never humped at all ....... if you know what I mean! :whistle:

Amen, But to hump or not to hump that is the question, If you know what I mean.:shutup:

MSTRS
3rd November 2010, 07:35
Its the blue pubes that concern me if you know what I mean.

That blue rinse is a cunning disguise to fool 'prospects' into thinking I'm old and harmless...isn't working tho...if you know what I mean

Foxzee
3rd November 2010, 16:19
That blue rinse is a cunning disguise to fool 'prospects' into thinking I'm old and harmless...isn't working tho...if you know what I mean

ROFLMAO.....the purple rinse makes you glow in the dark when mixed with white hair.....if you no what I mean.....


Luff you MSTRS:yes:

MSTRS
3rd November 2010, 16:35
Oh god - it IS working...if you know what I mean

Ghost_Bullet
3rd November 2010, 16:39
I work all the time, and so hard... if you know what I mean

Maha
3rd November 2010, 16:41
Work smarter not harder, works for me if you know what I mean.

Ghost_Bullet
3rd November 2010, 17:41
Smarter with out it harder, can only work out so well, if you know what I mean?

Ratti
3rd November 2010, 19:29
harder works for me. IYKWIM

Genie
3rd November 2010, 19:36
I got the dishwasher working for me right now...if you know what I mean and there's nothing hard about that!

Foxzee
3rd November 2010, 19:42
I got the dishwasher working for me right now...if you know what I mean and there's nothing hard about that!

good vibrations............if you no what I mean

oldrider
3rd November 2010, 19:58
"SteamPunk" is all the rage in Oamaru these days, I saw a man with a Harley on a trailer and asked him if it was his entry for the display?

He was less than polite with his response ....... if you know what I mean! :argue: :killingme Well I thought it was funny! :innocent:

Genie
4th November 2010, 06:00
Some people have no respect for their elders...if you know what I mean

Maha
4th November 2010, 06:32
Not so, that deaf old prick next door is ok if you know what I mean.

Edbear
4th November 2010, 07:54
Specially as he doesn' complain about the noise...? if you know what I mean

MSTRS
4th November 2010, 07:59
What noise? Never heard a thing...if you know what I mean

Genie
4th November 2010, 08:38
Said the blind man to the deaf man...if you know what I mean

MSTRS
4th November 2010, 08:40
WTF was that? said the mayor of Hiroshima. If you know what I mean

Edbear
4th November 2010, 09:01
The instant before he was vaporised if you know what I mean.

marie_speeds
4th November 2010, 09:33
Just after the big bang...if you know what I mean

MSTRS
4th November 2010, 09:37
theory...if you know what I mean

Genie
4th November 2010, 11:08
Yeah that fella with the grey hair and glasses had some relativity...if you know what I mean

MSTRS
4th November 2010, 11:10
Um...TV program...if you know what I mean

Genie
4th November 2010, 11:13
TV, what be this TV you mention...if you know what I mean:scooter:

MSTRS
4th November 2010, 11:32
Not pre-cut'n'tuck...if you know what I mean

Edbear
4th November 2010, 12:07
Vaporised in a relatively big bang from a TV cut'n'tuck would be theoretically possible? If you know what I mean.

MSTRS
4th November 2010, 12:14
Psst...everyone(else)...*someone* needs help...if you know what I mean

Edbear
4th November 2010, 12:23
Must be those little yellow and blue pills if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
4th November 2010, 13:40
Both are goooood...but not together..if you know what I mean

yungatart
4th November 2010, 14:33
Some things are good together, if you know what I mean....

Edbear
4th November 2010, 14:38
Like two bears in the forest if you know what I mean

yungatart
4th November 2010, 14:51
or him and me...if you know what I mean....

MSTRS
4th November 2010, 16:26
But when I'm with you, I don't want to be good...if you know what I mean

twinbruva
4th November 2010, 18:25
But when I'm with you, I don't want to be good...if you know what I mean

That will surely disappoint her....if you know what I mean.

Edbear
4th November 2010, 18:42
You never want to disapoint her if you know what I mean

Genie
4th November 2010, 19:22
That will surely disappoint her....if you know what I mean.

the opposite of good is not always bad...if you know what I mean :innocent:

Toaster
4th November 2010, 19:24
So... "naughty" if you know what I mean.

Genie
4th November 2010, 19:28
Naughty and Nice perhaps...if you know what I mean

Sugar and spice

Toaster
4th November 2010, 19:30
Sugar and spice

Sweeten and flavour if you know what I mean.

Edbear
4th November 2010, 19:38
Sorry, didn't realise we were talking deserts if you know what I mean...:facepalm:

twinbruva
4th November 2010, 19:58
Sorry, didn't realise we were talking deserts if you know what I mean...:facepalm:

We might be talking peaches and cream though, if you know what I mean........

Genie
5th November 2010, 05:49
hmmmmm, cream.....if you know what I mean

yungatart
5th November 2010, 06:36
I like mine whipped :yes:, if you know what I mean.....

Maha
5th November 2010, 06:56
I like mine fresh...opps honda owner voice talking out loud again if you know what I mean.

oldrider
5th November 2010, 07:48
Sorry, didn't realise we were talking deserts if you know what I mean...:facepalm:

I have a desert on my head ......... if you know what I mean! :facepalm:

PS: And it's (Honda) fresh! :psst:

MSTRS
5th November 2010, 07:49
I like mine whipped :yes:, if you know what I mean.....

That's not what you say when the belt comes out :innocent: ...if you know what I mean

Ratti
5th November 2010, 08:21
whips, belts, handcuffs.... iykwim

MSTRS
5th November 2010, 08:30
Always 'up' for (the idea of) that...if you know what I mean

Genie
5th November 2010, 09:03
Up and down and all over the place...if you know what I mean

Eyegasm
5th November 2010, 10:59
Up and down and all over the place...if you know what I mean

Christening a new house are ya? If you know what I mean.

Foxzee
5th November 2010, 11:25
Christening a new house are ya? If you know what I mean.

A bad hair day I suspect..........if you know what I mean

Edbear
5th November 2010, 13:26
I fixed mine with a No.3 if you know what I mean.

oldrider
5th November 2010, 16:25
I fixed mine with a No.3 if you know what I mean.

Would that have been an iron, or a woody ......... if you know what I mean! :killingme

Edbear
5th November 2010, 16:36
Nah, knitting needles if you know what I mean...

MSTRS
7th November 2010, 13:55
So that's how you made your dreads. Knitted 'em. If you know what I mean

Edbear
7th November 2010, 18:42
And I looked "dread"ful too so I shaved them off if you know what I mean...

oldrider
7th November 2010, 20:42
And I looked "dread"ful too so I shaved them off if you know what I mean...

You need a new plan, the shaving obviously didn't work ......... if you know what I mean! :nya: (choice shades though)

Edbear
7th November 2010, 20:51
You need a new plan, the shaving obviously didn't work ......... if you know what I mean! :nya: (choice shades though)

It's all about style... if you know what I mean..:yes: and would you like a pair fo' yo'self if you know what OI mean... :innocent:

Genie
8th November 2010, 06:10
It's all about style and you either have it or you don't, there is no faking it....if you know what I mean

Ratti
8th November 2010, 08:14
sometimes its easier to fake it if you don't- iykwim

oldrider
8th November 2010, 12:16
Well yeah, you girls can fake it but us guys' .......... if you know what I mean! :scratch::oi-grr:

MSTRS
8th November 2010, 12:48
*furtively fumbles with the warm mayonnaise*...if you know what I mean

Genie
8th November 2010, 13:36
That would taste nice :yes:

Personally, give me the "real" over fake any day...if you know what I mean

(but nobody will)

MSTRS
8th November 2010, 13:42
Sucks to be you. Or does it? If you know what I mean.
:innocent:

Genie
8th November 2010, 13:45
In a good way...if you know what I mean


(God, my bike is HOT)

oldrider
8th November 2010, 14:02
Fake = imitation - imitation (apparently) is the finest form of flattery .......... if you know what I mean! :drinknsin

Edbear
8th November 2010, 15:30
Is there such a thing as a fake imitation, making a double fake and no flattery if you know what I mean?

Ratti
8th November 2010, 15:37
jeepers Ed..lay off those pills dude-iykwim

Edbear
8th November 2010, 16:23
:msn-wink: :weird: :niceone: :banana: :lol: :killingme:2thumbsup:wacko: :brick: :shutup: :innocent: if you know what I mean...

Ratti
8th November 2010, 17:48
I rest my case your Honour. iykwim

Edbear
8th November 2010, 18:51
But thank goodness I still have my licence if you know what I mean...

Ghost_Bullet
8th November 2010, 19:59
I love my license, if you know what I mean

cc rider
8th November 2010, 21:08
I love my license, if you know what I meanA license to love does not denote the skill to use it... if you nose what I mean

MSTRS
9th November 2010, 08:32
...or drive. If you know what I mean.

Edbear
9th November 2010, 09:40
Oh, but I'm a very skilled driver.... if you know what I mean... :innocent:

Genie
9th November 2010, 18:10
FCUK....if you know what I mean

(extra pleased you're here to converse with)

Edbear
9th November 2010, 19:07
Rather pleased meself.... :yes: Could have been much worse had my reactions been a tad slower and my corrective action less effective if you know what I mean... :shutup:

Genie
9th November 2010, 19:14
Rather pleased meself.... :yes: Could have been much worse had my reactions been a tad slower and my corrective action less effective if you know what I mean... :shutup:

another reason to love ya bike. quick reactions from being a rider...if you know what I mean

Edbear
9th November 2010, 19:32
another reason to love ya bike. quick reactions from being a rider...if you know what I mean

Funny you should say that, I've just started a new thread in R&R called Reactions and reflexes, if you know what I mean...

oldrider
9th November 2010, 21:57
Funny you should say that, I've just started a new thread in R&R called Reactions and reflexes, if you know what I mean...

Rest and recreation (R&R) ? Ed what do you need reflexes reactions for, try to relax more man! ....... If you know what I mean! :drinknsin

Genie
9th November 2010, 22:49
I've found that the gentle sipping of a Long Island Iced Tea helps in the relaxation department.

Did you know, it pays to accumulate? If you know what I mean

2wheeldrifter
10th November 2010, 05:49
I've found that the gentle sipping of a Long Island Iced Tea helps in the relaxation department.

Did you know, it pays to accumulate? If you know what I mean

Can think of something else that a gentle sipping on would help with relaxtion... and yes if left to accumulate safety glasses maybe required:) .............. if you know what I mean

twinbruva
10th November 2010, 05:49
it pays to accumulate? If you know what I mean

Not if you're a bloke, it can get uncomfortable, if you know what I mean.

Maha
10th November 2010, 06:04
I've found that the gentle sipping of a Long Island Iced Tea helps in the relaxation department.

Did you know, it pays to accumulate? If you know what I mean

Accumulating is what we Men do, takes but a moment if you know what I mean.

MSTRS
10th November 2010, 07:51
Sort of, "Here ya go, honey, I've been saving this for you"...if you know what I mean

Ratti
10th November 2010, 08:11
curtains to clean up the mess eh 'drift? iykwim

MSTRS
10th November 2010, 08:14
Bedspread is closer...if you know what I mean

Maha
10th November 2010, 08:44
There shouldn't be a mess if its....ah never mind, if you know what I mean.