If You Know What I Mean

[Quasi]

dripping down the side of my mouth, luscious licking....if you know what I mean

but dont forget to swallow.....iykwim

[Maha]

Any school boy who reads this, well lets just say it will be over before it begins if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

but dont forget to swallow.....iykwim

the best part is in the swallowing...if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

the best part is in the swallowing...if you know what I mean

read my lips....iykwim

[Genie]

read my lips....iykwim

licking of the lips.....if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

licking of the lips.....if you know what I mean

moving on from lips...what comes next.....iykwim

[Bald Eagle]

moving on from lips...what comes next.....iykwim

read the ....... manual.... iykwim

[Genie]

read the ....... manual.... iykwim

reading manual...hell man you need to get out more. The only way to find out is to explore and learn as you go....if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

reading manual...hell man you need to get out more. The only way to find out is to explore and learn as you go....if you know what I mean

Its playtime....iykwim

[Fatt Max]

reading manual...hell man you need to get out more. The only way to find out is to explore and learn as you go....if you know what I mean

Yep, I know what you mean. Nothing like a good exploration, south of the navel is a nice if slightly soggy place, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

That depends on which field you like to play in...if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

That depends on which field you like to play in...if you know what I mean

one foot in each camp....iykwim

[Bald Eagle]

one foot in each camp....iykwim

watch out for the own goal iykwim

[Coldrider]

and drop kick, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

A buck each way (or no-one's safe)...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

a fence sitter.....or a glutton, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

gelatinous goo... if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

gelatinous goo... if you know what I mean

I'll have cream with mine thanks....iykwim

[cc rider]

Is that take away or eat here? If you know what I mean

[Ronin]

I think I need a smoke after reading this if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

I think I need a smoke after reading this if you know what I mean

SMOKIN! Somebody Stop Me!... if you know what I mean ;)

[Coldrider]

Do you want fries or pepsi with that?, if you know what I mean

[Bald Eagle]

not a University Graduate iykwim

[Quasi]

Is that take away or eat here? If you know what I mean

its always fun to eat in.........iykwim

[Ronin]

Nothing wrong with eating out if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

Nothing wrong with eating out if you know what I mean

al fresco.....iykwim

[cc rider]

Al who?... if you know what I mean :blink:

[Quasi]

Al who?... if you know what I mean :blink:

Al be dining in the garden of love.........iykwim

[cc rider]

Vegies are fun... if you know what I mean.... trust me, I'm a vegetarian :innocent:

[Ronin]

Al be dining in the garden of love.........iykwim

Do the lawns first if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

Do the lawns first if you know what I mean


could be prickles......iykwim

[MSTRS]

Maybe just the edges...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Just a lil strip is nice... more play area... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Gotta have growth. Otherwise I'd be thinking "Paedo alert!"...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

I have a weed wacker if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Nail scissors sufficient...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

I have a weed wacker if you know what I mean.pull start or button push... if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Nail scissors sufficient...if you know what I meanlick it down... if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

lick it down... if you know what I mean

with a bit of product to make it stick.......iykwim

[Ronin]

Something about Mary if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Ba Ba Blacksheep... if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

Ba Ba Blacksheep... if you know what I mean

stay away from those hairy beasts....iknwim

[Ronin]

stay away from those hairy beasts....iknwim

oi, I resemble that remark if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

You do look familiar... if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

You do look familiar... if you know what I mean

but sometimes a stranger in the night......iykwim

[MSTRS]

Moreso than during the day? If you know what I mean

[cc rider]

In the midnight hour... She cried "More! More! More!"... if you know what I mean

[allycatz]

In the midnight hour... She cried "More! More! More!"... if you know what I mean

She was a very 'ewe-nique' woman....if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

am thinking of be-cumin one of them as a lifestyle change ... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Woolly thinking...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

lateral thinking...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

looking sideways... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

just looking thanks, enjoying the view...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

On a Hot Summers Night, would you offer your throat to the Wolf with the Red Rose, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

wolf in sheeps clothing... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I know one........no three of them, if you know what I mean.

[Quasi]

I know one........no three of them, if you know what I mean.

Ménage à trois....iykwim

[Bald Eagle]

Ménage à trois....iykwim

Is over rated ... damhik iykwim

[Genie]

On a Hot Summers Night, would you offer your throat to the Wolf with the Red Rose, if you know what I mean

hell yes, a wolf knows how to bite.....if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Is over rated ... damhik iykwimunder valued... if you know what i mean

[cc rider]

hell yes, a wolf knows how to bite.....if you know what I meanI'm quite partial to the vamp bite, myself... if you know what I mean :devil2:

[Genie]

I'm quite partial to the vamp bite, myself... if you know what I mean :devil2:

oh baby....i so know excatly what you mean....if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

oh baby....i so know excatly what you mean....if you know what I meanPlease please me ... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Be careful you can get lockjaw, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

or locked up... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

locking on can be good you know...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

locking on can be good you know...if you know what I meanLock & Load... if you know what I mean ;)

[Genie]

now ya talking...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Medic!!!! if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Lock & Load... if you know what I mean ;)

ready to explode .... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Fire in the hole!!.. If you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Fox 1 if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

gee Ronin you got Fox on the brain or something...if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

gee Ronin you got Fox on the brain or something...if you know what I mean

Better places to be on than the brain I reckon, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

well, if it's what I am thinking the brain is the last part the fox would be on....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

foxes like to go upstairs and bite, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

i didn't know that, I thought foxes liked to go down low and get dirty....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

not those pommy ones, they like children, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

that must be why they have fox hunts in 'ol blighty then...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

oh oh if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

not Basil Brush tho, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

This liddle fox is going to...........if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

not Basil Brush tho, if you know what I mean


no indeed - we have moved on from the mowing of lawn ......iykwim

[Genie]

boom boom...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Dropped a Clanger? If you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

no indeed - we have moved on from the mowing of lawn ......iykwimThey need mowed more than just the once, if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

They need mowed more than just the once, if you know what I mean

for a smooth finish, a regular mow is essential...iykwim

[Coldrider]

The more quality time I put in the garden, the more I am rewarded, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Roundup followed by Blood n' Bone works a treat if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

i'm not so sure we really want to encourage any growth. blood and bone!!! hell man what are you thinking....if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Blood and bone sweetens things up if you know what I mean :blip:

[Coldrider]

Yes must keep fertilised and nourished, if you know what I mean

[Mom]

It's too high to eat grass and has to be fed if you know what I mean?

[cc rider]

Blood and bone sweetens things up if you know what I mean :blip: 9 out of 10 girls prefer blood in the bone... If you know what I mean

[Quasi]

9 out of 10 girls prefer blood in the bone... If you know what I mean

So i'm the 1/10 that prefer the bone....iykwim

[cc rider]

So i'm the 1/10 that prefer the bone....iykwimBones no good without blood pumping through it... if you know what I mean :blip:

[Quasi]

Bones no good without blood pumping through it... if you know what I mean :blip:

a wee twist of the wrist, guaranteed to get any limp bone standing to attention....iykwim

[reemit]

Its like buffing the wood.. If you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Polishing the pole, if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Always been a bit of a wanker, if you know what I mean

[Hitcher]

If we all pulled together we could have a white Christmas, if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

pix please iykwim

[Genie]

If we all pulled together we could have a white Christmas, if you know what I mean.

I'm dreaming of a white christmas.....if you know what I mean

(i'm on the nice list)

[Coldrider]

You are closer to the wrong 'pole' to have a white Xmas, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

You are closer to the wrong 'pole' to have a white Xmas, if you know what I mean

actually, you're more righter than you think, the 'right' pole is a little too far away.....if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

You are closer to the wrong 'pole' to have a white Xmas, if you know what I mean

Christmas comes once a year, shame really....if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

You are closer to the wrong 'pole' to have a white Xmas, if you know what I mean

....but at least Santa only comes down your chimney once a year.....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

No problem, I'm not Christmas, if you know what I meau

[Coldrider]

....but at least Santa only comes down your chimney once a year.....if you know what I meanand he still has time to down an ale or two, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Christmas comes once a year, shame really....if you know what I mean

A man once told me that for him, Christmas was everyday....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

A man once told me, everyday he wakes up is going to be a good day, he doesn't wake up anymore, if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

It then becomes a long time not waking up, if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

A man once told me, everyday he wakes up is going to be a good day, he doesn't wake up anymore, if you know what I mean

Any day above ground is a good day

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[reemit]

Any day above ground is a good day
Unless your a subterranean marsupial, If you know what I mean.

[Genie]

oh that just made me think of those cute little meerkats....if you know what I mean

http://itech.pjc.edu/sctag/Meerkat/meerkat_babiesx.jpg

[reemit]

That made me think of a ferret down the trousers..If you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

The Gerbil story, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Meerkats would make great slippers if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

As warm as cow pats, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

I need some new slippers...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Freshly laid each morning (cow pats that is), if you know what I mean

[reemit]

I need some new slippers...if you know what I mean

Lubricated for extra slippyness, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Freshly laid each morning (cow pats that is), if you know what I mean

geeez....oh to be freshly laid each morning.....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Eggs get that every day if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

Yeah, but only their mother sits on their face, if you know what I mean....

[Maha]

Would have it no other way if you know what I mean.

opps, that didnt come out right....in my pants.

[Genie]

I so would not want my mother sitting on my face at any time of the day...if you know what I mean

[Qkchk]

That would make me a dirty chick.......if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Dirty Dawn Done Dirt Cheap if you know what I mean.

[Qkchk]

Dirty Dawn Done Dirt Cheap if you know what I mean.



Dirty deeds done with Sheep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug) is more like it................ if you know

[Qkchk]

Dirty Dawn Done Dirt Cheap if you know what I mean.



Dirty deeds done with Sheep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug) is more like it................ if you know what I mean

[Qkchk]

This damn Vbulletin pisses me off............if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

You posted twice you posted twice if you know what I mean.

but yes I know what you mean

[Coldrider]

Twice as bad, double the fun, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

A joke told twice loses something...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Don't ya hate it when ya lose something......if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Lost heaps over the years. If anyone finds my mind - you know what to do. If you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Might be a bit of rattle if we have to put it back in there.....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Not if it's a proper fit if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Hard to find a good fit these days...if you no what i mean

[Ronin]

Sometimes you need to give it a wriggle if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

only if it is not greased well.....if you know what i mean

[Ronin]

But the wriggle is still important if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

so is a thrust...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

A thrust you can trust if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

one you know helps make it better to...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Knowing what they mean is just as important if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

and want....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Knowing what they want is half the trick. Wanting what they know is quite another...if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

you just don't understand....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Mars/Venus, cat/dog, black/white, beer/wine if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Honda/Suzuki if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

New York Paris London Munich if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Paris......Hilton....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

:sick: ...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Stilton is a bit cheesy if you know what I mean

[reemit]

All around the cheesy watchtower, if you known what I mean.

[Maha]

Edam is made backwards if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

It's a bit runny, sir...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Good friends always enter via the back door if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

alsways polite to knock thou....if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Just use the knockers, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

the big bang theory.....if you know what i mean

[reemit]

On collision course with Uranus, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

so good to make you see stars...if you know what i mean

[reemit]

Passing through Saturns inner ring, if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Here comes the Big Dipper if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Getting sucked in by a black hole, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Black is the new blonde...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Blondey fail if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Blacks have more fun then, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

They are the fun...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

As much fun as a fox down your trousers if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

This is the you know what I mean thread not the in my pants thread...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

As much fun as a fox down your trousers if you know what i mean

Lots of fun then, if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

This is the you know what I mean thread not the in my pants thread...if you know what I mean

I wouldn't fit in your pants if you know what I mean

[reemit]

They both got jammed in the pipe, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

I wouldn't fit in your pants if you know what I mean

I could sew 7 pairs together....if you know what I mean:wari:

[reemit]

Simultaneous constriction in the orifice if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

I could sew 7 pairs together....if you know what I mean:wari:

It wasn't funny enough to say twice if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Echo or yodel, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Or just simply scream...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Shhhhh, you will wake the kids if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I put them to bed with helmets on...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Dont you mean pisspants? if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

square pants...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Nappy rash, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Nappy rash, if you know what I mean

Double post, must be twins , if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Twice the fun...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

How much more fun do sextuplets bring then, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

If I was you I'd be taking something to keep you up............if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Do it one at a time, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

I'd like to see you try doing more than one at a time...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

I can ride my bike 2 up, does that count? if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

depends on your style...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

depends on your style...if you know what I mean

It's all about style, Darling! If you know what I mean...

[reemit]

Well they do say that its the quality that matters, not the quantity if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

That is just to make you feel better if you know what I mean

[Genie]

oh no you are wrong..quality and style are of paramount importance...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Always pays to make sure you are mounted right when riding the para's...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Riding the para's is best with oil if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

oil...geeez not on hot rubber...if you no wot i mean

[Coldrider]

that's the difference between oil and lubricant, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

both will make things slide thou....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

slip sliding away if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

it's not good when you slip......if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Except if it's in...if you know what I mean

[dipshit]

Are dolphins just gay sharks... if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Don't know, but Moko (dolphin) has gone swimabout, does that make him a kangaroo, if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Dont forget if you know what I mean, if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Except if it's in...if you know what I mean...in a jail?, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

...in a jail?, if you know what I meanNo. Not yet, what did you hear???.... if you know what I mean :shifty:

[Coldrider]

Dont forget if you know what I mean, if you know what I mean.in the nick of time, (researching moki, to find it is moko) if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Waddaya mean don't forget if you know what I mean...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

...in a jail?, if you know what I mean

Location optional. In all senses of the word. If you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Waddaya mean don't forget if you know what I mean...if you know what I mean

I forgot if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

if location is an ocean it would be a slick, ......if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

I forgot if you know what I meanRemind me again... what did we forget... if you know what i mean

I is :confused:

[Ronin]

Who the hell are you> if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

if location is an ocean it would be a slick, ......if you know what I meanBody oil is nice... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

More lotion for the motion? If you know what I mean

[Ronin]

enough for BP to form a cleanup crew if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

and a sweep crew for share value, if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Down trou for BP, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Who's down who's trou...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Its that in me pants thread again, it keeps comin up, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

I bet it does...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Big Top circus tent if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Shot out of a cannon thru a burnin ring of fire, if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

There are creams to ease the burning if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Ooooooo and sprinkles? if you know what I mean.

[reemit]

hundreds and thousands of the little buggers, if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Dangerous Buggers? if you know what I mean

[Genie]

What is really dangerous is all this black and white cold slippery stuff....if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Nothing like a bit of ice between friends....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Sneak a cube in at a critical moment? If you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Shaken or stirred if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

You would be shakin if surrounded with ice....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Vibrating even if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Might just not be the teeth chatting.......if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Would you end up with icecream if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

Frosty Boy or MrWhippy, your choice iykwim

[Ronin]

One's in Auckland the other in Edgecum if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

cum to the edge little boy...............if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

... said the bishop to the altar boy if you know what I mean

[Maha]

You want ya nuts crushed if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

bloody pedos need their nuts crushed,a nd I would be happy to oblige...iykwim

yes i do mean it, first hubby turned out to be pedo...got no time at all for the bastards.

[Maha]

Have a read of my highest repped thread if you know what I mean.

[reemit]

Lets get back onto something nice again, like chocolate, lubricants and black rubber, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Just dont drink Waikato while posting if you know what I mean.