If You Know What I Mean

[Maha]

WHAT

If you know what I mean

[Genie]

don't yell at me...i'm not the one with the hearing problem, I am a GIRL, only the BOYS have the hearing problem....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

don't yell at me...i'm not the one with the hearing problem, I am a GIRL, only the BOYS have the hearing problem....if you know what I mean


I heard that.. Pardon..? IYKWIM

[one fast tl1ooo]

dilligaf...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I heard that.. Pardon..? IYKWIM

The Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

The committay...has passed a resolushun...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Did they use their indicator's, if you know what I mean?

[Coldrider]

no, they just pointed with heir ears, oh eye.......if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

man hating horses point their ears back when being ridden if you know what I mean

[Genie]

hang on to the ears while you are riding, it helps....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Depends on the kind of riding...if you know what I mean

[rustic101]

Bare back, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Depends on the kind of riding...if you know what I mean

It was all style....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

All class, guys and girls....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

it's a quarter after one, and i need you now.....if you know what i mean

[Eyegasm]

hang on to the ears while you are riding, it helps....if you know what I mean

Dang, that is the reason I have big ears, If you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Are you a dumbo by any chance....if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

Are you a dumbo by any chance....if you know what I mean

2 big ears and a trunk, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Mr Snuffleupagus...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

2 big ears and a trunk, if you know what I mean.

do you blow your own trunk....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Hope you haven't got one of those transplants. Beware the bread rolls...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

I transplanted some brocolli today...does that count....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

only if it is genetically modified, if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

Genie, leave Eyegasm alone..him too young for ya Kitten-iykwim

[Eyegasm]

Genie, leave Eyegasm alone..him too young for ya Kitten-iykwim

Damn, If you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

snapped! iykwim

But she might like 'em younger than I do...

[Bald Eagle]

the wonderful innocence of youth ... iykwim

[Ratti]

those were the days eh Birdy? iykwim

[Ronin]

whats that? Speak up if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Genie, leave Eyegasm alone..him too young for ya Kitten-iykwim

but he's got a 2fiddy just like me....if you know what I mean

:yes:

[Coldrider]

but size doesn't matter, ......so we are told, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Iva biggin if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

oh, how big is your one? If you know what I mean

[piston broke]

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269er's iykwim

[Coldrider]

269ers were a RAF Squadron with bigger balls than most men today, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

In those days men were at 18, nowadays, some men still aren't men at 40.....if you know what I mean :lol:

[Edbear]

The best women are those who retain their girliness, if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

I heard the best ones were well trained...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

only if they're trained by a worthy Master....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Absolutely. The best ones no longer need the leash...if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

Absolutely. The best ones no longer need the leash...if you know what I mean

I'll let them keep the whip though, If you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Are those FuckMe heels you're wearing...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

yeah...what is it with high boots an' heels that gets you going..i so dont' get it.....if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

yeah...what is it with high boots an' heels that gets you going..i so dont' get it.....if you know what I mean

Must be doing it wrong.. iykwim

[Ratti]

Eyegasm DOES like whips an' he don't do it wrong-iykwim

although I would like to know who broke mine the other night????

[Genie]

Must be doing it wrong.. iykwim

I'm not doing it so I cant' be getting it wrong...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Time you were getting it right then...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

time i was getting it...if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

Is there no one rubbing your bottle? If you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Can't remember what I was going to say now.........if you know what I mean!

[Genie]

Is there no one rubbing your bottle? If you know what I mean.

I can't find my bottle....Master had it and can't find him either....if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

I have a few empty bottles of varying sizes pretty sure I can find one that'll fit, If you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Fill one with bees and you have cheap as, na fuck na going there if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

Fill one with bees and you have cheap as, na fuck na going there if you know what I mean.

You would not want to be here either lovely man if you know what I mean

[Maha]

You would not want to be here either lovely man if you know what I mean

Hello love, an email came through from where you are, seems to have worked out? if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

I have a few empty bottles of varying sizes pretty sure I can find one that'll fit, If you know what I mean.

I'll have you know that not just any old bottle will do for a Genie. One befitting great beauty and style....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Eyegasm DOES like whips an' he don't do it wrong-iykwim

although I would like to know who broke mine the other night????

Your daughter if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

"nah'
"yup"
"nah"
"yup"
"ok Aunti Ratti"

iykwim

[Coldrider]

I'll have you know that not just any old bottle will do for a Genie. One befitting great beauty and style....if you know what I meanYep, the best ones are duty free...,if you know what I mean:drinknsin:drinknsin

[Genie]

Yep, the best ones are duty free...,if you know what I mean:drinknsin:drinknsin

oh you're not wrong....if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

Even Better are FREE ones, IYKWIM

[Eyegasm]

Better yet, FREE and FULL, If you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Are they half empty or half full if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

Optimistic or pessimistic if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Nothing Dangerous to see here, move along please if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

living on the edge is dangerous....if you know what I mean

(OMG - I doubled it again - if you know what I mean)

[Maha]

Twice as good then if you know what I mean.

[Hopeful Bastard]

Twice as good then if you know what I mean.

Just like the "reach around"? IYKWIM

[Genie]

would that be reach around and tickle....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Are they half empty or half full if you know what I mean.

The mystery explained...
When pouring, it reaches half full.
When drinking it reaches half empty.
If you know what I mean

[Genie]

my glass is quarter full and about to be drained and filled again...if you know what I mean

Funday Friday

[MSTRS]

Ooooh, I think I do. You naughty little minx. If you know what I mean.

[Genie]

I so love it when a man gets it right...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Right? Left? There's a difference? If you know what I mean

[Genie]

There is indeed a difference, a bit like front or back...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Clean up on aisle three...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

I've heard that somewhere before....if you know what I mean

[Mom]

So have me and myself if you know what I mean

[Genie]

funny how that happens...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Car parking in Wellington City is not funny, Absolutely Positively Wellington does not want visitors and to come and spend money (and park their car(cage)) in WELLINGTON, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Leave your cage at home....if you know what I mean (or stay home - it's cheaper)

[Coldrider]

not always an option, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Well Stone the Crows and throw ya toys, some people will not always agree if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Yes we will...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

I love to throw my toys around...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

When all is 'flat' then I can see why if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

my cot had high sides, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

not with lead paint....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Its been dangerously quite over the last several days if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Its been dangerously quite over the last several days if you know what I mean.

Yeah what's with that...school holidays cant' be the reason....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Indeed, dummy may have spat dropped from a very great height if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

I've not been doing any spitting for a while now...maybe I need to spit a bit more, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Some may not thank you for that...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

some wouldn't, would they? Which is why I choose to be a lady and not spit, spitting is rather vile....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

What is this 'lady' of which you speak. Aint no steenking ladies round these parts...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

What is this 'lady' of which you speak. Aint no steenking ladies round these parts...if you know what I mean

You be living in the wrong part then....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

When you're nose to nose your toes are in it and when you're nose to toes your nose is in it if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

You be living in the wrong part then....if you know what I mean

Forgive me. I didn't realise this was the lounge...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Aha....did i get the statement wrong...if you know what I mean

and really the bedroom is where's it at....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

It. That certain je ne sais quoi...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

sorry...now you must forgive me....I only understand english and even then it confuses me most days....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Google is your friend...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

so is cut and paste...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

So is Genie.....if you know what I mean!

[Genie]

anyone for a Long Island Iced Tea?.....come over to mine, 'tis the beverage of choice, if you know what I mean xx

[golfmade]

If it's that time of the month I prefer a bloody Mary, if you know what I mean...

[Coldrider]

anyone for a Long Island Iced Tea?.....come over to mine, 'tis the beverage of choice, if you know what I mean xx'extra long' bartender, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

'Twas a lovely evening had by all, 'twas also a buxom blonde on barmaid duty and she did a fine job...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

On the topic of body parts, Underbelly is tonight....um, YAY! if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

On the topic of body parts, Underbelly is tonight....um, YAY! if you know what I mean.

I know..how cool is that and my local bobby is poppin over to instruct me on how to be a career criminal and get away with it :lol:...i fyou kow what I mean

[Eyegasm]

I know what is under my belly, If you know what I mean.

[Mom]

more of a concern is what is in the belly button if you know what I mean

Maha may elaborate later :blip:

[Edbear]

Are you saying Maha has an elaborate belly button..? If you know what I mean...

[yungatart]

Lets NOT go there, if you know what I mean....

[Mom]

I call him fluffy for good reason if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

I thought that was your crotch, if you know what I mean....

[Edbear]

Lets NOT go there, if you know what I mean....

Are you an "innie" or an "outie", if you know what I mean...? :shifty:

[Mom]

I prefer a combination of both if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

An innie, combined with an outie, will give you a smoothie...if you know what I mean

[Bald Eagle]

Many of them will give you a sticky not a smoothy .... iykwim

[Eyegasm]

Just as long as it is not a chocolate smoothie, if you know what I mean.

[golfmade]

Just as long as it is not a chocolate smoothie, if you know what I mean.

Chocolate smoothies with bits of corn are the best, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Lets NOT go there, if you know what I mean....

One time at Paeroa I changed my shirt and......na cant tell that story if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

A bit like "what goes on tour, stays on tour", if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

More like, I dont want to open myself up for redicule if you know what I mean :shifty:

[Edbear]

Yeah, not like you do that very often, if you known what I mean...:innocent:

[Genie]

some things are best left unsaid, or written as the case may be...if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

In Maha's case it is definitely so, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

First there was Telegragh, then there was Telephone, then came Tell-a-Woman if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Pssst! Can you keep a secret...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Mr Maha..in the first instance - Tell-a-woman...way before any grams or phones came along and at the end of the day, tell-a-woman is the best form of cmmunication, not always the most reliable though....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Chinese Whispers...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Chinese Whispers...if you know what I mean

Which would one prefer..chinese burns or whipsers, both can cause pain...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Chinese Burns with sweet n' sour is pleasurable if you know what I mean.

[nodrog]

This thread is weird, if you Know what I mean.

Fanny

[Maha]

Then it suits those who post in it if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

I am not weird, I'm perfectly normal for a person like me, if you know what I mean...

[Bald Eagle]

I'm not weird either I'm a kiwibiker if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I am not weird, I'm perfectly normal for a person like me, if you know what I mean...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am schizophrenic and I am too if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

"You'll never be alone..." if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

That's one of the scariest voices talking, isn't it? If you know what I mean

[Genie]

I'm completely and utterly weird and mental...if you know what I mean

[98tls]

From Reefton?if you know what i mean.

[Genie]

no..went there once! If you know what i mean

[Maha]

From Reefton?if you know what i mean.

Where its ''lights out at 10pm and candles out at 11'' if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Where its ''lights out at 10pm and candles out at 11'' if you know what I mean.but still raining now, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Just one of two attraction in Reefton if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

one being the skate park and two being the road out of there....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Just one of two attraction in Reefton if you know what I mean.

I'm not even going to ask what the second attraction is...., if you know what I mean

[Mom]

They have world champion banjo players if you know what I mean

[98tls]

Sounds like little New Plymouth if you know what i mean.

[Coldrider]

They have world champion banjo players if you know what I meanat least that's better than the attraction at Gore, if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Do share :jerry: if you know what I mean

[98tls]

at least that's better than the attraction at Gore, if you know what I mean

Oi leave Gore outta this,spent many a happy Saturday night in the centerplots back in the day,often rember the Sunday arvo sessions in the Falcon,"anyone got any piss?" "yep,got any women?" "yep sweet,how about we swap?".Know what i mean,

[Coldrider]

Oi leave Gore outta this,spent many a happy Saturday night in the centerplots back in the day,often rember the Sunday arvo sessions in the Falcon,"anyone got any piss?" "yep,got any women?" "yep sweet,how about we swap?".Know what i mean,thanx for 7 days trading for alcohol then, if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

And gas stations, if you know what I mean.

[FROSTY]

This all implys theres life south of the Bombay hills if ya know wahat I mean

[Maha]

Only just Tony, only just, once the fog/rain/snow clears its all on for young and old if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

This all implys theres life south of the Bombay hills if ya know wahat I mean

Ha....if you know what I mean

[golfmade]

It's been quite wet here lately, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Shhhhhhh some of us are sleeping if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Some of us are sleeping when we're awake, if you know what I mean...

[golfmade]

I like sleeping in the standing position, if you know what I mean...

[Edbear]

Is that different from standing in the sleep position, if you know what I mean?

[Maha]

I sleep like a baby.............up every two hours for a feed if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Two hours?????...you'd be left to cry around here....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Depends upon whether he wants to "feed" like a baby... if you know what I mean

[Mom]

:o ED! if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Whoops! Someone did know what I mean, if you know what I mean..

[Maha]

Two hours?????...you'd be left to cry around here....if you know what I mean

Bitty now....if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Two hours?????...you'd be left to cry around here....if you know what I meanI thought nappies are changed first, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Maha's shameful secret...if you know what I mean

[FROSTY]

Some blokes never grow up -if ya know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Some blokes never grow up -if ya know what I mean.

And the problem is...? :innocent: If you know what I mean...

[FROSTY]

That dummy spitting has become a national sport if ya know wot I mean

[Maha]

There was a duck on the back of my bike today if you know what I mean.

[MadDuck]

There was a duck on the back of my bike today if you know what I mean.

Are you sure it wasnt a 'Swan' if you know what i mean

[oldrider]

Get checked over for "ducks disease", you might come up short..........if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[Maha]

Are you sure it wasnt a 'Swan' if you know what i mean

Neck wasn't that long if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

Some ducks DO stick their neck out ... if you know what I mean ...

[FROSTY]

well pluck a duck --if ya know what I mean

[Ratti]

is it easier than being a pheasant pluckers son? iykwim

[MSTRS]

Only when the pheasant plucking's done...if you know what I meam

[DMNTD]

I NEED A JOB...if ya know what I mean!

[Eyegasm]

Your definition of "Need a job" may differ from mine, If you know what I mean

[DMNTD]

4 kids,3.5 bikes...I need a job...if ya know what I mean :shifty:

[Maha]

Thats a small circus act Chris, if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

Moving Mom is a bit like a circus if you know what I mean

[nodrog]

This thread is a bit like a circus. If you know what I mean.

Fanny
xoxoxo

[Mom]

All the fun of the fair if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Nothing like a good big top....if you know what I mean

[nodrog]

I prefer the Bearded lady shaved, if you know what I mean.

Fanny

[MSTRS]

And I prefer the fanny bearded...if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Best of both worlds if you know what I mean

[Maha]

This thread is a bit like a circus. If you know what I mean.

Fanny
xoxoxo

Indeed, every now and then a clown pokes their nose in, if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Hands up, those who have spread a mussel open...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

They look like a mick and always check for crabs if you know what I mean

[nodrog]

Who is Ned and what did he win, if you know what I mean?

Fanny

[Maha]

NEDWN is the love child of Gordie and Kornboy, he aint won nuffin if you kown what I mean.

[Genie]

Is that a Honda thing? If you know what I mean

[yungatart]

You meet the 'nicest' people on a Honda, if you know what I mean.....

[Genie]

You meet the 'nicest' people on a Honda, if you know what I mean.....

apparently so...they're a friendly bunch...if you know what I mean

[DMNTD]

apparently so...they're a friendly bunch...if you know what I mean

Up the bum no babies...if ya know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Can't get more friendly than that...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

well now, i don't know about that one...if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Dont knock it till you have tried it if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

That Genie, she's a little bottler..........if you know what I mean! :shifty:

[Genie]

Dont knock it till you have tried it if you know what I mean

Knocking on the back door....if you know what I mean

Can't make a comment until you try somehting eh???

[Foxzee]

That Genie, she's a little bottler..........if you know what I mean! :shifty:

Just don't smell the cork for too long if you know what I mean......:gob:

[Mom]

Nothing wrong with being a bottler if you know what I mean.

[DMNTD]

Nothing wrong with being a bottler if you know what I mean.

Make certain it doesn't break...if ya know what the freck I mean :shutup:

[Mom]

Make certain it doesn't break...if ya know what the freck I mean :shutup:

Its the thought that counts If you know what I mean

[Genie]

Make certain it doesn't break...if ya know what the freck I mean :shutup:

then best ones uses one that is a bit sturdier...if you know what I mean:drool:

[Maha]

then best ones uses one that is a bit sturdier...if you know what I mean:drool:

You do remember the bees doncha if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

You do remember the bees doncha if you know what I mean.

:slap::rofl::rofl::rofl:...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Thought it was wasps...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Perhaps he thought his dinger was a stinger.......if you know what I mean! :mellow:

[MSTRS]

Good, good, good....good vibrations....if you know what i mean

[Ratti]

until the batteries get flat anyway, iykwim

[Genie]

use what God gave you....if you know what I mean

[jack_hamma]

use what God gave you....if you know what I mean

oh let the fingers do the walking..... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

there's a lot to be found when one lets one's fingers do the walking ....if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

You'll never walk alone, iykwim

[Genie]

You'll never walk alone, iykwim

sometimes walking alone can be rather pleasant.....if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

sometimes walking alone can be rather pleasant.....if you know what I mean

and hit the right spot every time eh..... if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

sometimes walking alone can be rather pleasant.....if you know what I mean

Taking a walk on the wild side...........if you know what I mean! :eek5:

[Genie]

and hit the right spot every time eh..... if you know what I mean

did you not know that, that spot can be somewhat elusvie and one could walk for miles before one finds the zone....if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

did you not know that, that spot can be somewhat elusvie and one could walk for miles before one finds the zone....if you know what I mean

walking for miles to find the zone, found mine :yes: :sleep: ........ if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

There are many who dispute the existence of the zone...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

There are many who dispute the existence of the zone...if you know what I mean

Those that do can seldom find the remote for the TV either... If you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

It's always in the last place you look...so you should look there first. If you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

can never find it myslef if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Apparently a common problem for many....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Apparently a common problem for many....if you know what I mean

I know where the remote is if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Knowing where it is, is no guarantee of finding the right button...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

It's like Braille... search for the right bump if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I know where the remote is if you know what I mean.

A man always knows where the remote is.....just misplaces everything else...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

A man always knows where the remote is.....just misplaces everything else...if you know what I mean

Yeah but it's fun looking if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Yeah but it's fun looking if you know what I mean.

A man's look is never as successful as a woman's look....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Why? "Just looking" is universal...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Why? "Just looking" is universal...if you know what I mean

"Just looking" can get you into trouble...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Browsing is ok, grazing is not. If you know what I mean

[nodrog]

Cows with guns, if you know what I mean.

Fanny

[Foxzee]

Browsing is ok, grazing is not. If you know what I mean

Browsing can still get you a slap on the back of the helmet....if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Browsing can still get you a slap on the back of the helmet....if you know what I mean

That sounds awfuly painful, if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

That sounds awfuly painful, if you know what I mean

only painful if you get out of sync and hit the "Fact" .... if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

only painful if you get out of sync and hit the "Fact" .... if you know what I mean

Facts are what trip most people up in the end if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Facts are what trip most people up in the end if you know what I mean

So does dirty washing left on floor....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

So does dirty washing left on floor....if you know what I mean

Or someones bloody bike boots if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Or someones bloody bike boots if you know what I mean.

Boots should always be left by the door...if you know what I mean