If You Know What I Mean

[Foxzee]

Found it..........if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

2 in a row is probably cheating iykwim

Too quick chick.....hope there is not a booby prize......if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

You couldn't find the spot then, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

No, I need a hand.....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

takes two to tango, if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

takes two to tango, if you know what I mean

But we dont dance like that round here if you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

There is a prize if you find the spot- iykwim


Too quick chick.....hope there is not a booby prize......if you know what I mean

Spots or boobies. Prise me off...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

boobies.....what is it about two bouncy lumps of flesh that makes a man go gaga...if you know what I mean

[Toaster]

what is it about two bouncy lumps of flesh that makes a man go gaga...if you know what I mean

Brings me to the issue of testicles.....

[Genie]

Brings me to the issue of testicles.....

I can assure the effects are not the same...if you know what I mean

[Toaster]

boobies.....what is it about two bouncy lumps of flesh that makes a man go gaga...if you know what I mean

We are merely jealous that we dont have built in air-bags.

[Toaster]

I forgot to say if you know what I mean.... if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

We are merely jealous that we dont have built in air-bags.

Hey Cam!!!!! you forgot something, if you know what I mean.

EDIT: oooooooooo lucky, the finger was on the button if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

He was too flustered over boobs that it slipped his mind Maha......if you no what I mean

[Maha]

I can assure the effects are not the same...if you know what I mean

Have you not heard of Nuts in a Bra? if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Have you not heard of Nuts in a Bra? if you know what I mean.

No, but I have heard of balls in a bag......if you no what I mean

[Maha]

No, but I have heard of balls in a bag......if you no what I mean

What do Balls and Camels have in common?

if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

What do Balls and Camels have in common?

if you know what I mean

That's humped me opps stumped me .......if you know what I mean

[Maha]

That's humped me opps stumped me .......if you know what I mean

I cocked it up......no thats not the answer, I really did cock it up if you know what I mean.

What does Sperm and Camels have in common?
One comes from Dads Bag and the other comes from Baghdad.....
I lost it didn't I?

[Genie]

have you only just realised????? ...if you know what I mean

[R-Soul]

mmmm... boobies....
so is it the nipples, or the surrounds... if you know what I mean?

[Genie]

be very careful what is surronding you know, it could be dangerous if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

... the finger was on the button...

Someone is getting lucky...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

It was the fast forward button if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

I cocked it up......no thats not the answer, I really did cock it up if you know what I mean.

What does Sperm and Camels have in common?
One comes from Dads Bag and the other comes from Baghdad.....
I lost it didn't I?

Hahaha Maha you got there in the end lol.....if ya no what I mean

[Foxzee]

Someone is getting lucky...if you know what I mean

*Sigh*........if you know what I mean

[Maha]

All good things etcetera if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

It was the fast forward button if you know what I mean.

Batteries died, so I have to do it the old fashioned way...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Doing the washing by hand if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Churning the butter, so to speak, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

to cream....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

to blend with liqueor, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

and chocolate.........if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

don't forget the strawberries, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

nor the sheepskin rug by the fire.................if you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

nor forget to lock the door, if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Mommy, can I have a cuddle too? is a real passion killer if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

So is having to feed the cat, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

especially if the cat is not statfised after the first feed..........if you now what I mean

[Coldrider]

sometimes it is because they have not eaten properly, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

or been feed properly....if ya know what I mean

[Coldrider]

confusing the entree with the main course, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I won't to know what the dessert is....if ya know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Bull dog eating custard, if you know what i mean.

[Foxzee]

Blawdy hell...I can see one hell of a mess...if you no what I mean

[quickbuck]

A long time between meals, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

A drought...if you no wot I mean

[quickbuck]

Dryer than Taihape on a Sunday, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

talking of weekends are you still keen to be crash 1 on quad for me....if ya no what I mean

[quickbuck]

With Bells on, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

You rock thanks heaps.....no bells just me barking in your ear as per last round lol...if ya know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Like a terrier, if you know what I mean...

[Coldrider]

Terriers never give up, if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Terriers never give up, if you know what I mean

Is that a FOX terrier? If you know what i mean

[quickbuck]

A big kitten myself, if you know what I mean.

And yes, Huff3r, you are onto it, if you know what i mean.

[Coldrider]

Yes, a very foxxy terrier, if you know what i mean

[quickbuck]

You aren't the only one who thinks that, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

A big kitten myself, if you know what I mean.

And yes, Huff3r, you are onto it, if you know what i mean.

Settle..my bark is worse than my bite ....if ya kno wot I mean...

[huff3r]

Settle..my bark is worse than my bite ....if ya kno wot I mean...

Id rather face neither, if you know what i mean!

[quickbuck]

My bite is worse than my bark, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

oh really....if you know what I mean...............

[quickbuck]

Left a few teeth marks in those that deserved it of late, if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

Left a few teeth marks in those that deserved it of late, if you know what I mean.

As long as they didnt enjoy it, cos then its hardly punishment, if you know what i mean

[quickbuck]

It wasn't actually at my subordinates, If you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

ooooo a stranger then..............if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

This whole thread is pretty strange if you know what I mean...

[Foxzee]

As with alll that have replied on it...lmao...........if you know what I mean:)

[MSTRS]

you speak for yourself...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

aha...I may speak for many, all 15 of me...if you know what I mean

[nothingflash]

I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other...if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other...if you know what I mean

Being schizophrenic means you'll never be alone ... if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

This whole thread is pretty strange if you know what I mean...

This is KB ... you expected different ??? ... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other...if you know what I mean

ummmm...maybe that should have said we have each other cos there should be two of you...if you no wot i mean...lol...now on that how does sex work for you both...lmao now!...if you no what i mean

[nothingflash]

ummmm...maybe that should have said we have each other cos there should be two of you...if you no wot i mean...lol...now on that how does sex work for you both...lmao now!...if you no what i mean

I'm the best we've ever had...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

It's a shame you can't share....if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

This is KB ... you expected different ??? ... if you know what I mean

I do know what you mean if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

I do know what you mean if you know what I mean

Way to kill the buzz, if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

Way to kill the buzz, if you know what i mean


Haven't found a buzz-kill that works on KB if you know what I mean... :innocent:

[FJRider]

Haven't found a buzz-kill that works on KB if you know what I mean... :innocent:

If I knew of one ... I'd use it more often, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Geez have you all been out riding today...I went to work and when I come home you've said nothing....if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Mothers Day and all that. Maha gave me the biggest laugh today if you know what I mean

Dont mention the phone directory

[Genie]

no! I don't bloody well know what you mean so can you please tell me what the wonderful Maha did that gavel you the biggest laugh...if you know what I mean

[Mom]

no! I don't bloody well know what you mean so can you please tell me what the wonderful Maha did that gavel you the biggest laugh...if you know what I mean

He was being a good boy helping my old Mommy hang some paintings and ran foul of one of those pop open address/telephone book things in her spare room. Watching him try to close it again was perhaps the funniest thing I have ever seen if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

oh yes....yes...and now i too am laughing...thank you for sharing ....:lol: if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Men get stumped over the simple things that go snap....if ya no what I mean

[Mom]

Seriously though, he did not realise I was looking when it happened the first time, there were papers over it and they went for a bit of a flying lesson, then he tried and tried to close it and it would not lock, about wet myself if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Poor Maha....if ya know what i mean.....very funi thou

[Edbear]

Ours fell victim to our 4 year-old Grandson if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Men get stumped over the simple things that go snap....if ya no what I mean

Like women? If you know what i mean...

(I know you do!!)

[Foxzee]

I do not...lol...cheeky liddle shit...if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

I do not...lol...cheeky liddle shit...if you know what I mean

Everyone loves the cheeky one though :bleh: if you know what i mean

[R-Soul]

Everyone loves the cheeky one though :bleh: if you know what i mean

Theres cheek and theres cheek... if you know what I mean...

[huff3r]

Theres cheek and theres cheek... if you know what I mean...

And everyone gets a bit shitty in between them, if you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

The cracks are showing...if you know what I mean

[blackdog]

wipe that smile off, iykwim

[Ronin]

Am I the only one who has the urge to add if you know what I mean to everything I type if you know what I mean?

[huff3r]

Am I the only one who has the urge to add if you know what I mean to everything I type if you know what I mean?

No. If you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

Am I the only one who has the urge to add if you know what I mean to everything I type if you know what I mean?

An urge you say....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Am I the only one who has the urge to add if you know what I mean to everything I type if you know what I mean?

Am I the only one who types knw and youp and mnea when typing if youp knw what I mena and then has to clean it up before posting if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

no your not if youp knw what I mena

[Foxzee]

Have we now lost our England on here....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Engalnd will always loose, they just cant kick a ball if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

hahaha we struggle with that sometimes too..........if you know what I mean

[Mom]

no your not if youp knw what I mena


Engalnd will always loose, they just cant kick a ball if you know what I mean.

Best you blokes start speeling proper or youll have BDOGNZA down on yous if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Judicious speeling is an art...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

In other words talking shit.........if you know what I mean

[Mom]

NO I agree with MSTRS, some speeling is lives in the lexicon of KB. I must find that link if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Best you blokes start speeling proper or youll have BDOGNZA down on yous if you know what I mean

Just call me Mrs Maha if you knowm what I mean.

[Edbear]

I can type at 50wpm..! Then I go back and correct them at 15wpm if you know what I mean

[nothingflash]

I can type at 50wpm..! Then I go back and correct them at 15wpm if you know what I mean

Typing with your left hand?..if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Typing with your left hand?..if you know what I mean

You use your hands???!!! if you know what I mean

[nothingflash]

You use your hands???!!! if you know what I mean

Are you missing your bottom two ribs... if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Are you missing your bottom two ribs... if you know what I mean

No, I've still got 12 if you know what I mean

[nothingflash]

No, I've still got 12 if you know what I mean

You implied you don't use hands. I wondered how you bend all the way over... if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

You implied you don't use hands. I wondered how you bend all the way over... if you know what I mean

When you've been married as long as I have you can bend a long way if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Best you blokes start speeling proper or youll have BDOGNZA down on yous if you know what I mean

arse... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

When you've been married as long as I have you can bend a long way if you know what I mean

Nothing like a FLEXI credit card ...if ya no wot i mean

[Edbear]

Nothing like a FLEXI credit card ...if ya no wot i mean

Flexible, infexible, rotating, we've got them all if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I wrote a love song once called 'Rotate My Dear' if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

You sang one once about pigeon pies, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

NO I agree with MSTRS, some speeling is lives in the lexicon of KB.

No scroters. Sprotbikes may prak in gargre. Carful with te breaks or you hurt your vagina. In a lowslide you fearings get rooted.
If you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

What are you on about lol...or have I missed something I'm easily confused...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I know what he means, snippets of KB going on there, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

How fast can a TL go when a TL cant go fast if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

o ok...I was bginning to think I needed to get a better brand of hair dye...if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

There are some really funny blokes on KB, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Funny ha ha or Funny strange if you know what I mena.

[Toaster]

Then there's the hit my elbow "funny bone" haha if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

But it hurts when you hit your funny bone, if you know what I mean!

[Maha]

THREAD CAMP SONG.

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[Morcs]

Do you guys have a life if you know what i mean?

[Maha]

Only on days ending in Y Pete if you know what I mena.

[Edbear]

KB is more important if you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

whats the camp song? stupid browser wont let me see it..bloody microsoft-iykwim

[Maha]

Its called 'If you know what I mean' by....Lee Michaels 1971.

[Foxzee]

Not a song to dirty dance to....if you no what I mean..............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Ronin]

Thread killer if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

whups... if you know what i mean

[Maha]

whups would make a great Plate if you know what I mena.

[Foxzee]

I told you to turn that shit down and put on justin bieber ...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Burn him if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

did the babyface get his cap back ?, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

A fire is nice....ifyou no what I mean

[Foxzee]

did the babyface get his cap back ?, if you know what I mean

No...I'm still sleeping with it...if you no what i mean

[Mom]

Its called 'If you know what I mean' by....Lee Michaels 1971.

Can you red rep yourself for not adding if you know what I mean, if you know what I mean?

[Coldrider]

No...I'm still sleeping with it...if you no what i meanWill that make it 'hatch' ?, if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

only if he had head lice- if you know what i mean

[Ronin]

They would raise his IQ if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

They would raise his IQ if you know what I mean

He raised our National IQ the second the plane was airbourne, if you know what i mean

[Ronin]

Leaving, on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again. If you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Can you red rep yourself for not adding if you know what I mean, if you know what I mean?

I did try (twice) because I left it out of a previous post as well silly billy me if you know what I mena.

[MSTRS]

Leaving, on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again. If you know what I mean.

Y'all come back now, y'hear. Not. If you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Charming if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

No no...not you my friend...unless you're moonlighting as 14yo Canadian...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

If I was Mr Max of the Fatt variety I would say I could roll a turd bigger if you know what I mean

[Maha]

And smoke it if you know what I mena.

[Ronin]

Wicked shit that if you know what I mean

[Maha]

*Cough Cough Cough*...thats labrador shit if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Dave? if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Daves not here if you know what I mena.

[MSTRS]

April Fool...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Its officer O'Malley from the FIB....if you know what I mena.

[MSTRS]

For 3 keys, what is your name, Bob...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Three seconds Bob, if you know what I mena.

[MSTRS]

Really neat table candles...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Hey! you ruined my record Man! if you know what I mena.

[MSTRS]

Hey! Fifi's been here...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I'm lost ...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Good, does that mean you done spittin' on me too, if you know what I mena.

[Foxzee]

You're happy I'm lost????....geez...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

oh my dear you're lost...have a bourban and don't worry be happy...if you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

Today, we're gonna teach you how to light your farts...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Beats waxing if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Beats waxing if you know what I mean

*cringing now*......if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Bruno! Stop licking yourself. It's disgusting. If you know what I mean

[Ronin]

You would if you could if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Lets not go trying ok......if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

Bruno! Stop licking yourself. It's disgusting. If you know what I mean
Bruno might let you if you ask nicely- if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

bruno might do more than just that....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

It's always the little guys that can lick their own eyebrows...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Not when they wakeup from a night on the piss and find their eyebrows shaved off they don't, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Least it was only the eyebrows....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Pluck that, if you know what I mena.

[MSTRS]

Pheasant Plucking? If you know what I mean

[Maha]

Enter YT.....no no wipe that...no no forget what I said, if you know what I mena.

[Coldrider]

better than stuble, if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

Tickle your fancy (or mine) , if you know what I mean!

[Maha]

I do Know!!!!......:killingme....Whoooooooop! if you know what I mena.

[MSTRS]

Is Maha trying to create a new KBism? If you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Thoughts with Edbear at this time...if you know what I mean.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/123336-Edbear-in-Hospital

[MadDuck]

That sucks a big one....if you know what I mean

[Mom]

It sure does...

Define big :blip: if you know what I mean

[MadDuck]

You are a very rude woman....if you know what I mean :shit:

[Mom]

You are a very rude woman....if you know what I mean :shit:

Me? Rude? :innocent:

I dont know what you are talking about, if you know what I mean :D

[huff3r]

Me? Rude? :innocent:

I dont know what you are talking about, if you know what I mean :D

And you women sure love to talk too if you know what i mean
:lol:

[Foxzee]

huff3r get back in your box....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

We'll have no talk of boxes round here...if you know what I mean

[Tank]

We'll have no talk of boxes round here...if you know what I mean

box not round, box more like a slit - if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

I guess it would depend on how big the owner was...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

or how big the box is...if you know what I mean

[Tank]

or how big the box is...if you know what I mean

true that - it could be pearshaped - if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

about to go pearshaped....if you now what I mean

[Coldrider]

that would make it more of a receptacle than a box, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

and the box is on...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

The box is on, huh? So - what's on the box...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

My staff members head if he is not really dying if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Keep your staff and your member out of this...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I guess it would depend on how big the owner was...if you know what I mean

Hes only little....if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Keep your staff and your member out of this...if you know what I mean

Dont ever screw the crew, if you know what I mean.

[quickbuck]

Almsot fell off the page, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

is that anything like falling off the wagon...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Tonto says many wagons passed this way if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Well you are in Masterton lol....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Lolling in Masterton! Not much else to do. If you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Or lurking........if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

I thought lurking was reserved for Gore, if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

sheesh, you leave a thread for 5 minutes if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

It's like perpetual motion...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

the motion of the lotion? if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

The Gulf Stream of spam, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Like a well that won't be plugged...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Some things are just wrong plugged....if you no what I mean

[MSTRS]

Aaaaand we're back to that...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Like ya ears!...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

But are they plugged well if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Lost direction lol?????........if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

I know where I'm going but I don't know where I've been if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Google says a lot of places...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

World famous in google land if you know what I mean.



wtf? I have a korean bebo page? if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

HAHAHAHA....Asian brides spring to mind....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Je ne sais pas ce dont elle parle. if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

She loves it when you speak dirty to her...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Je ne sais pas ce dont elle parle. if you know what I mean

vous êtes dans le pétrin maintenant...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

A pickle is a good place to be if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

ne parlez le frog, sans dout, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

L'Amour Et L'Enfant De La Liberte' if you know what I mean.

(Love is the child of freedom)

[Coldrider]

I don't know, but I'm going for a beer, and I know what I mean

[Maha]

Lager for me if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Bourbon fanx...if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

I'll have nicely chilled Sauvy...second thoughts, no, I won't..I'm doing ambo tonight...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I'll have nicely chilled Sauvy...second thoughts, no, I won't..I'm doing ambo tonight...if you know what I mean

Does Ambo not drink? if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

No...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

savy is for breakfast & lunch, if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Savs for tea tonight if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

It's Bourban time...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I've got a wine...watch out...if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Savs for tea tonight if you know what I mean.


It's Bourban time...if you know what I mean

Far canal! Savs and bourban for tea :sick: next you will be telling me you fry the savs :puke: if you know what I mean

[Genie]

girls on wine, what a combination...if you know what I mean

[Mom]

girls on wine, what a combination...if you know what I mean



Cheers, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

weeeeehe....i wiggle and wobble and giggle and gaggle....if you know what I mean