If You Know What I Mean

[Coldrider]

From so many lines does a little thread grow, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

better then thread bare on a cold day... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

barefeet on a frosty day, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

bare arsed on a bear-skin rug... if you know what I mean

[R-Soul]

It starts off like a butterfly landing on a flower, and ends up like a bulldog eating porridge... if you know what I mean...

[rustyrobot]

as madonna said: get into the groove... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Hey!! the font looks different if you know what I eman neam mnae mean,

[reemit]

They got two for one deals on at specsavers... if you know what I mean.

[Fatt Max]

They got two for one deals on at specsavers... if you know what I mean.

Great, all this pudding pulling is killing my minces, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

FM without mince I'm going that way >>>>>>>>>>>>> quickly...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

One bite Foxzee if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

One is all it takes...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Why limit your self if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

may have been limited...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Poison apple, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

death rattle... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

teeth rattle...if you know what I mean.

[flyingcrocodile46]

Prince Albert. If ya know what I mean

[cc rider]

Prince Albert in a can... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Dolphin friendly?.... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

As big as a whale....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Wanna chup bro...if you know what I mean

[007XX]

I'm fair parched if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Good on ya mate, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Is it right to be on ya mate?.....if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Is it right to be on ya mate?.....if you know what I mean

It is if she offers her honour ... if you know what I mean

[007XX]

I'd say pick a number if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

multiples....if you no what I mean

[Coldrider]

prime, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Lock 'n Load... if you know what I mean :2guns:

[Genie]

double check that load baby...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

double entendre... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Double 99 choc dip please.... if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

I scream, you scream... we all scream for ice cream... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Scary clown ghost sittin on the end of your bed... if you known what I mean.

[cc rider]

"It"... if you know what I mean



hate fucking clowns :2guns: :bash: :kick: :ar15:

[Maha]

It is if she offers her honour ... if you know what I mean

If she offers her honour and you honour her offer you could be *honour offer* all night if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Dunno whether I'm coming or going......if you know what I mean!

[Maha]

I think you've already been John. if you know what I mean.

[reemit]

In some banks they only allow you to make a deposit rather than a withdrawl...... if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

Dunno whether I'm coming or going......if you know what I mean!

White is coming ... yellow is going, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

never accept a yellow snow cone... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

never accept a yellow snow cone... if you know what I mean

especially from strange men...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

that doesn't narrow it down... if you know what I mean :laugh:

[Genie]

:lol: the world is full of strange men...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

my cup doth runneth over... if you know what I mean :blink:

[FJRider]

:lol: the world is full of strange men...if you know what I mean

Its not full ... there's room for more ... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

let it flow ... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

In some banks they only allow you to make a deposit rather than a withdrawl...... if you know what I mean.

Snip them in the bud....if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

"my brain hurts"... if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

my cup doth runneth over... if you know what I mean :blink:

Drink faster, or get a bigger cup ... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

"my brain hurts"... if you know what I mean

assume the fart postion and all will be well....if you know what i mean :lol:

[cc rider]

Drink faster, or get a bigger cup ... if you know what I meanI find that hard to swallow... if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

assume the fart postion and all will be well....if you know what i mean :lol:

thats a relief ... if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

thats a relief ... if you know what I mean

Some say better than sex, if you know what I mean

[reemit]

all over the place...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

well it can be done with discretion...if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

It's more fun out in the open, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

going by your avatar i concur...if you know what I mean

[Mom]

:Offtopic: Sometimes it is nice to receive something soft and warm as opposed to hard and blunt if you know what I mean.

Oh, and I never fart :innocent:

[FJRider]

Some say better than sex, if you know what I mean

I must have being doing it wrong ... if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

:Offtopic: Sometimes it is nice to receive something soft and warm as opposed to hard and blunt if you know what I mean.

Story of my life, if you know what I mean

Oh, and I never fart :innocent:

hmmmmm.......if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

hmmmmm.......if you know what I mean

Don't you know the words if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Don't you know the words if you know what I mean

You hum it and I'll fart it, if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

You hum it and I'll fart it, if you know what I mean

I'll pass on that, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

always check wind direction before launching... if you know what I mean

[Mom]

I'll pass on that, if you know what I mean

The reason I never fart now is because once upon a time I managed to toot a very distinct 3 note tune in company I loved and looked up too :o If you know what I mean.

Not Maha mind, he knew me for what I am day one - a non farter :dodge:

[cc rider]

The reason I never fart now is because once upon a time I managed to toot a very distinct 3 note tune in company I loved and looked up too :o If you know what I mean.

I hear tuning forks are very popular these days... if you know what I mean





Not Maha mind, he knew me for what I am day one - a non farter :dodge:god bless the strange men who love the even stranger women :love:

[Fatt Max]

The reason I never fart now is because once upon a time I managed to toot a very distinct 3 note tune in company I loved and looked up too :o If you know what I mean.

Not Maha mind, he knew me for what I am day one - a non farter :dodge:

Blowing your own trumpet again, if you know what I mean

[reemit]

always check wind direction before launching... if you know what I mean ...In case of misfire...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

...In case of misfire...if you know what I meanre-load & fire again... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

re-load & fire again... if you know what I mean
switch to fully automatic...if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Mine are blanks.......if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Shit! one got jammed up the spout..if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

re-load & fire again... if you know what I mean

Don't use solid shot ... if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Mine are blanks.......if you know what I mean

firing blanks can be good in some quarters ... if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

quarter pounder wif fries... if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

quarter pounder wif fries... if you know what I mean

...and extra mayo, if you know what I mean

[reemit]

extra salami and cheese too....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

A little too much cheese on the ole' Taco if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Know the face just can't pick the nose.........if you know what I mean!

[oldrider]

He had a little diddle with a bend in the middle and instead of coming he went!.....if you know what I mean. :shit:

[Fatt Max]

Numb your hand first then it feeks kike someone else is doing it..........if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

It will feel like someone else is numbing my hands??? Who bizzare!!!... if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

num num num num num........if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

I got the munchies... if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Mmmmmmm, Donuts, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

wheely bin races... if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

wheely bin races... if you know what I mean

They make so much sense when your drunk, if you know what i mean (i know you all do!!!)

[reemit]

Butt ugly + beer goggles = scoring tonite, .... if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Old habits "die" hard..............if you know what I mean.

[Hopeful Bastard]

Old habits "die" hard..............if you know what I mean.

When you get old, You need to take that little tablet to make things hard again, If you know what i mean

[Ronin]

yippeekiaye motherfucker if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

Im a mother so what does that make my lover? iykwim

[007XX]

A target shooter? If you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Old habits "die" hard..............if you know what I mean.

...or just smell like they're dead. If you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

A target shooter? If you know what I mean

Aim to please, if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

kumfasa... if you knw what I mean

[Maha]

Desmond and Molly Jones if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Oh dear...if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

What can the matter be? If you know what I mean....

[MSTRS]

Two old ladies locked in the lavatory if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Felicitous salutations and splendifierous natal merriment! if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

They were there from Monday till Saturday, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

Nobody knew they were there, if you know what I mean...

[Foxzee]

they were probably only talking shit anyway....if you no what I mean

[Maha]

Weren't there seven old ladies? if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

Weren't there seven old ladys? if you know what I mean.

Hunger and cannibilism narrowed it down if you know what i mean

[Maha]

Nobody knew they were there, if you know what I mean...


The first old lady was Elizabeth Porter. if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

The second old lady was Abigail Splatter if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Showing ones age....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Took me a while but I got there if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

The older the stag, the harder the horn, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

with the help of pills.....if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

When you get old, You need to take that little tablet to make things hard again, If you know what i mean

Well some use creams to make it soft....................If you know what I mean!

[Foxzee]

softer....if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

softons lead to embarrassment and frustration.iykwim

[MSTRS]

Softly softly, catchee monkee...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

LOL...is that what you call it "monkee"...hahaha just wait for my next call over the radio...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

monkey is down at turn three and can't get back up if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Spank that monkey if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Mom said I would go blind if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Beta caratene is your friend if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

just do it 'till you need glasses ... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Is that myth true if you know what I mean.............

[Ronin]

I had glasses at 12..... so yes if you know what i mean

[oldrider]

Breaking wind is simply meaningless back chat...........if you know what I mean! :o

[Genie]

The answer , my friend, is blowing in the wind....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Beta caratene is your friend if you know what I mean

You do WHAT? with carrots...if you know what I mean

[007XX]

Forget carrots, cucumber's the way apparently...if you know what I mean :killingme

[huff3r]

Forget carrots, cucumber's the way apparently...if you know what I mean :killingme

Ever tried a pineapple? If you know what i mean

[Ronin]

pineapples make you sweet if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

pineapples make you sweet if you know what I mean

Sp. 'sweat'...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

pineapples make you sweet if you know what I mean

Pineapple lumps are better...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Minties can freshen things up, if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Cant beat a Mars Bar......if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Snifters are no more, if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

always good to get into anyone's Snickers............if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Snifters are no more, if you know what I mean

roll on the jaffas...if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

it just takes the sparkle out of it all....if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

my my arn't we all a pottle of tangy fruits this morning? IYKWIM

[Foxzee]

Too much sugar from the all day gob stopper I think....if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

too much pulling on the Willy Wonka, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

and staring at the milky bars, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

too much pulling on the Willy Wonka, if you know what I mean

as long as the reward was the golden............................................ ................................



ticket...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Window shopping, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

A woman can't shop by windows...if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

I dont go window shopping because I dont need any new windows, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

so 'just looking thanks', if you know what I mean

[Maha]

You dont have to buy just because you look at the menu if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

i was informed you should try before you buy, just to make sure....if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

taste testing....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

done that before with some wobbly results...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

you mean wine tasting ?, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

you mean wine tasting ?, if you know what I mean

I most certainly do..thank god for the bus driver....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

It is polite swirl and spit, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

least it wasn't a milkman....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

It is polite swirl and spit, if you know what I mean

No body told me that, I was swallowing the lot and man it was nice...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

need to learn to spit so you can taste more, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Using you nose is beneficial also if you know what I mean.

[Fatt Max]

....and all the ladies love the velcro effect of a good mo......if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

How about we take this thread international.......wenn Sie wissen, was ich meine

[Hopeful Bastard]

....and all the ladies love the velcro effect of a good mo......if you know what I mean

Something to grab on to.. If you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

That's what ears are for...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

that's what the ears are for..........if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Snap Mstrs...if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

With Wisdom comes old age.. if you know what i mean

[Fatt Max]

Thats what ears are f.......oh, sorry.......if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Nuffin to see ear, move long please if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

just doin some rubber neckin...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Who'd have thought this would go to 195 pages if you know what I mean..?

[Genie]

Who'd have thought this would go to 195 pages if you know what I mean..?

there are some rather profound moments in these here sacred pages...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

I'm only on 147 pages...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

are you saying that your pages are padded then...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

padding is good....if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

padding is good....if you know what I mean

if you like a good tumble ... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

turn up the heat and it could be a rumble....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

especailly in this chilly climate...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I blame shrinkage if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

It sucks when it shrinks....if you no what I mean

[flyingcrocodile46]

Jog on. If ya know what I mean

[Genie]

It sucks when it shrinks....if you no what I mean

if it sucked properly there would be no shrinkage...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

It sucks when it shrinks....if you no what I mean

Sucking reverses shrinkage if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

So in other words put ya lips around it....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Sucking reverses shrinkage if you know what I mean

if i suck in my tummy it shrinks.....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

So in other words put ya lips around it....if you know what I mean

Don't make me beg if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Lying flat does that for me.....if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Don't make me beg if you know what I mean

Now that is something I would like to see....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Ronin's a bitch if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Ronin's a bitch if you know what I mean.

But who's bitch am I if you know what I mean

[Maha]

But who's bitch am I if you know what I mean

Gingas need not apply if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Gingas need not apply if you know what I mean.
Thinking they are not his type....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Gingas need not apply if you know what I mean.

He to ugly and his mouth is to small. The postition(S) have been filled if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

assume the position and behave yourself- iykwim

[Mom]

If I assume the position I hope to misbehave if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

assume the position and behave yourself- iykwim

would that make it a date if you know what I mean?

[Mom]

It may even expose your date if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

It may even expose your date if you know what I mean

ROFL...pics Mom exposing that date!...iynwim

[Mom]

ROFL...pics Mom exposing that date!...iynwim

Yummy dates if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Yummy dates if you know what I mean

Now there is a set of dates...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Looks like someone slipped an asshole in there if you know what I mean

[chester]

theres lots of them about if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

theres lots of them about if you know what I mean

Go for the sxc one ....if you know what I mea

[quickbuck]

Too many beers to understand your shorthand, if you know what I mean,

[oldrider]

It may even expose your date if you know what I mean

Er hmm, well it's the second one down from the back of the neck!........If you know what I mean!

[MSTRS]

you lot are losing the art of subtle...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

you lot are losing the art of subtle...if you know what I mean

it is getting a little frisky around these parts...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Thats a daily occurance, read some of the tags if you know what I mean.

[ManDownUnder]

A little too much wine and some coleslaw can combine to produce wondrous effect overnight... if you know what I mean...

[Foxzee]

that combination sounds like it would just make a big mess.......if you no what I mean

[Ronin]

TGFI if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

There is now a whole new meaning to TGIF....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Roll on the weekend, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

The wet weekend...if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Your lucky you don't need flour... if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

I'm lucky I don't need sugar, I'm sweet enough. If you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

I need yeast and hops, if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

Medicine helps remove yeast, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

that could lead to a case of brewers droop...if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Medicine helps remove rashes too.... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

A natural cream can work too...if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

Whipped? if you know wat i mean

[Coldrider]

frothy beer is not good, if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

nor is toothpaste!..... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I'm not going to say anything...if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Dont want to borrow my toothbrush.... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

It might be abit long in the tooth...........if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

nope... no teeth down there, just a pair of L...... if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

It might be abit long in the tooth...........if you know what I mean

not the only long thing in ya tooth, if you know what i mean :shifty: :dodge:

[Foxzee]

Gums?????......if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

not the only long thing in ya tooth, if you know what i mean :shifty: :dodge:

Step away from the computer and do the dishes!........if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Smile and show us them gums then..... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Smile and show us them gums then..... if you know what I mean

Rawr..........if you kow what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

Woah.. Was that a Dinosaur in there?? if you know what i mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Is that your tonsil I can see, looks swollen... if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Step away from the computer and do the dishes!........if you know what I mean

Pwned if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Typo....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Typo....if you know what I mean

Not if your a geeky gamer LOZ ROFLMFAO ne3wb if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Not if your a geeky gamer LOZ ROFLMFAO ne3wb if you know what I mean

Speak clearly you will confuse Hopfeul:yes::yes:...if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

t3h 1337 g4m3r, if you know what i mean

[Ronin]

wtfbull5hithAx! if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Weirdo's..if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

takes one to know one, if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

takes one to know one, if you know what i mean

I don't want to know how well you 2 know each other:sick:...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Close friends share all, if you know what I mean

[avgas]

I have lost my pants, if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

I think a mate of a mate mentioned he found some at the Ladies club.. if you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

There are some things true mates never share, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

bath water... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Don't throw out the baby..., if you know what I mean