If You Know What I Mean

[Ronin]

bath water... if you know what I mean

Shower water? if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

showers are definitely good fun... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

yeah but when the shower turns into days and days of moisture falling it becomes quite annoying...if you know what mean

[Maha]

Gol.....ooooooops so solly if you know what I mean.

3000th Post has been past and prize sent.

[Hopeful Bastard]

yeah but when the shower turns into days and days of moisture falling it becomes quite annoying...if you know what mean

Its not if you are in a car on the Rimutaka hill, if you know what i mean

[huff3r]

Its not if you are in a car on the Rimutaka hill, if you know what i mean

Slippery when wet, if you know what i mean

[Genie]

Slippery when wet, if you know what i mean

hmmm, sounds like something from the 80's...if you know what I mean

[Hopeful Bastard]

Awesome music back then, if you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

Still is orsome(tua) now, if you know what I mean

[Mom]

:Offtopic: Maha has no idea how much I love him if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

12 and half hours no response, maybe a card is the mail, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

The postman always knocks twice... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

not around here, he just pops it in the box and rides off to the next box....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

:Offtopic: Maha has no idea how much I love him if you know what I mean.

Roofies?...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

prefer a bit of fight in 'em, if you know what I mean

[Qkchk]

As long as they haven't got talons, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

nothing like sharp claws....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

nothing like sharp claws....if you know what I mean

A little to the left if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

and a little lower ... if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

....just there, now insert.......if you know what I mean

[crystalball]

now go full speed till it hurts...if you know what i mean

[Fatt Max]

Yep, thats the magic happy place, now stand well back........if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

have you all finished yet, if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

All over too quickly, as per usual, if you know what I mean.

[Fatt Max]

Including foreplay and fag after.......if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

including GST too ... if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

I wonder how much of an effect the 2.5% increase in October will have, if you know what I mean.

[Fatt Max]

a 2.5% in overall pie size would be most welcome if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzlpTRNIAvc

If you know what I mean

[cc rider]

I feel numb... if you know what i mean :drinknsin

[Genie]

good party eh luv...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

they do know how to par-tay up norf... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

oh they do here as well....geez that was one hell of night, today is long....if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

must be time for a ride ... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

not exactly safe...if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

oh dear ... if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

no I dear... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Oh dear God! if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

don't dare God.....it can go horribly wrong, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

I double dare ya... if you know what I mean :nya:

[reemit]

Dare ya infinity, if you know what I mean.

[pocketcracker]

How do I begin to explain , if you know what i mean.

[Genie]

usually at the very beginning...if you know what I mean

[Nasty]

Don't bother ... if you know what i mean.

[Foxzee]

Group hug...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

not sure orgies are ,my scene Fox- iykwim

[Ronin]

not sure orgies are ,my scene Fox- iykwim

Can't hurt to try if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

You never know what might happen...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Or where the photos will end up...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Hopefully not on this thread....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Whos arse is that if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

no names, if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Just a number? if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

what happens on tour stay on tour, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

at band camp....if you know what i mean

[Ronin]

so who plays the flute if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Cant say but they are here if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

looking but can't find .......if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

I spy with my little eye, if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Read the bottom line please:cool:.. if you know what i mean.

[Ratti]

bottom line? is that where your undies dig in cos they are too small? iykwim

[Ronin]

arse floss if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

arse floss if you know what I meanwhite cotton g-string... if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

But does it become a wind instrument...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

depends if they laugh when they blow... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

depends if they laugh when they blow... if you know what I mean



:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::m oon:

[cc rider]

falling over laughing... I do most certainly know what you mean

[Ratti]

depends if they laugh when they blow... if you know what I mean

Does the pitch change depending on whether the g string is the right size? iykwim

[Genie]

i would presume it could be comparable to the strings of a violin and a fine tuned can most certainly be played...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

too much information, if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

Many a tune played on an old fiddle, if you know what I mean...

[Foxzee]

come on coldrider you no you want more.....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Pluck it if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Phucket, supposed to be nice this time of the year if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

now why did I read that the wrong way lmao....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

now why did I read that the wrong way lmao....if you know what I mean

In through the out door...if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

beside the cat door....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

With the cat flap in it..if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Watch out for the cat nip....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

and the scratchy tongue....if you know what i mean.

[Foxzee]

don't forget the furballs....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

hairyballz... if you know what I meown

[Foxzee]

they could get stuck in the throat..if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

wrong way up a one way street? iykwim

[Foxzee]

sheesh a give way...hope noone does a U turn halfway through

[Foxzee]

Shit...if you know what I mean

Down Maha

[MSTRS]

sheesh a give way...hope noone does a U turn halfway through

How to tell if you're coming or going? If you know what I mean

[reemit]

Put yer headlights on!!...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

play with a nav man bound to point it in the right direction....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Unless the batteries run out... if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

use a windup like we used to in them olden days.iykwim

[Ratti]

play with a navy man bound to point it in the right direction....if you know what I mean

corrected that for ya kitten

[reemit]

I hear they use v8 ones now... if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

corrected that for ya kitten

Fanx Aunty you're the best if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

I hear they use v8 ones now... if you know what I mean

Do you need an upgrade.....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Only if I can get one in pink.. if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Only if I can get one in pink.. if you know what I mean

I'll fix the Honda for you.......if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

there are other colours? iykwim

[reemit]

Before and after..if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Before and after..if you know what I mean

what happened to the middle bit...are the pink tights stuck????....if you know what I mean

[reemit]

That sounds like a visit to the A and E, I suppose.. If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

nah, just soak it off with warm water. iykwim

[Foxzee]

sponge bath....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

with cream....if you know what i mean

[Fatt Max]

with cream....if you know what i mean

Stop it you lot, I'm getting all........you know.......if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

a whipped and beaten reemit...hahahaha....if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

a whipped and beaten reemit...hahahaha....if you know what I mean

That goes for you too, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Stop it you lot, I'm getting all........you know.......if you know what I mean

your cheese is running away from your steak....if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

your cheese is running away from your steak....if you know what I mean

Oh my good god.........if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Oh my good god.........if you know what I mean

I hope ya not trying to bend on those sore knees to pray to me...if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

That goes for you too, if you know what I mean

now theres an idea if you know what i mean

[Foxzee]

now theres an idea if you know what i mean

Hahahaha..a double steak with leaking cheese....a RONING MAX........I'm loving it..........if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Needs more than two hands to keep it all in..if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

need a towel? iykwim

[Foxzee]

Might also be a mop job....if you know what I mean

[marty]

i'm sure it'll buff right out with some vigorous elbow grease....if you know what i mean

[Coldrider]

Yeah, hard work is always rewarded with a rise, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Hard work and comittment should always be rewarded...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

and rewarded well I might add............if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

so what's the going price these days guys? iykwim

[Maha]

Bidding starts at $4.50 if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

I prefer to do my own bidding ... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Cos you win everytime if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

except when I'm at a loss ... if you know what I mean

[marty]

goes for a nudge and wink, if you know what i mean :)

[Maha]

I dont but FJ surely would if you know what I mean

[yungatart]

Ignorance is bliss, if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Then my middle name is bliss if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

So moms middle name is 'Full' ? iykwim

[Qkchk]

But thats not my name..... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Or........True, if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

Or........True, if you know what I mean.

Wash your mouth out, if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

Wash your mouth out, if you know what I mean...

I hear that LUX is the preferred option on that one, softens things...if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

I hear that LUX is the preferred option on that one, softens things...if you know what I mean

Haven't found a fella yet that likes soft ... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Haven't found a fella yet that likes soft ... if you know what I mean

I didn't realise you were looking for a fella...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Boy oh boy we really went to town today.......if you know what I mean!

[FJRider]

I'm not that sort of fella ... if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

might get into less trouble if you were- iykwim

[Genie]

might get into less trouble if you were- iykwim

trouble, I hear that that is some kinda fun....if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

trouble, I hear that that is some kinda fun....if you know what I mean

I heard its no fun to be a girl in trouble ... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

I suppose it all depends on what kind of trouble one is in.....if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

I prefer the trouble to be someone elses. iykwim

[marty]

or if I was trouble, and in a girl...if you know what i mean :)

[Genie]

being trouble and being in trouble are two way different things...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

chalk n cheese are waaaaaaaay different too. iykwim

[Genie]

cheese goes well with crackers, the sound of chalk can make you go crackers...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

What if you're crackers already?...if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

I have 3 kawas and a ducky..Im alwedy Kwakas! iykwim

[MadDuck]

You have a ducky? Does she know? if you know what I mean?

[reemit]

That depends if shes been peking..if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

that joke is enough to make you do a 'runner' iykwim

[reemit]

Thats too bad if theres already someone in there..if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Did you hear about the guy caught at the mall with his dick in a biscuit tin, he was fucking crackers!.....if you know what I mean! :lol:

[quickbuck]

Did you hear about the guy who walked into the Doctors office with Glad Wrap around his waste. The Dr said, clearly I can see your nuts... if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Two Nuns sitting at a Bar and a guy walks in......are ya have be here if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Did you hear about the guy who walked into the Doctors office with Glad Wrap around his waste. The Dr said, clearly I can see your nuts... if you know what I mean.

I'd have thought he'd have said 'I can clearly see your (you're) crap'...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

It's crap when people know secrets and they won't share!!!!..........if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

And even worse when the one they do share - is about you...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

And especially if they've been rummaging around in your closet, if you know what I mean...

[FJRider]

Then tell them to come out of the closet ... if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

ANd leave the skeletons in there if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Gay skeletons trying to suppress their bone(r)s...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Your heroes were ghosts if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

It's crap when people know secrets and they won't share!!!!..........if you know what I mean

Mwahahahahahahaha if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Secrets are not really eh, it is the truth that someone else told you, when they shouldn't have if you know what I mean.

Thats where they saying 'Its no Secret' came from.

[Maha]

Anyway, wasn't he some old Greek or Roman dude if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Anyway, wasn't he some old Greek or Roman dude if you know what I mean.

Don't know what he is but I no he is frustrating....if you know what I mean

[Qkchk]

Frustrating is ticketing people over 104kph and not picking on the slow plods...... if you know what I mean.

[reemit]

She can't take any more Cap'n, shes breaking up..if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

She can't take any more Cap'n, shes breaking up..if you know what I mean.

Roger that little buddy...if you no what I mean

[Qkchk]

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, if you know what I mean, Pig Pen?

[Maha]

Thats Truckin' funny if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

We're rolling - in the aisles...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

rollin rollin rollin, keep those dogies rollin, rawhide, if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Who's hides raw and what have they been doing....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Move 'em on, head them up, Head 'em up, move 'em on, Move 'em on, head 'em up, Rawhide, if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

The thick-skinned will never have a rawhide ... if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Almost fell out the back, if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

falling out of things is never a good look....if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Hey Maha and mom, did the planned weekend of debauchery work out OK?.......If you know what I mean!

[Maha]

Hey Maha and mom, did the planned weekend of debauchery work out OK?.......If you know what I mean!

Certainly did John check that other thread where I quote you if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Looking in other threads just gets in the way of a good story...if you know what I mean

[Hitcher]

Plot and characterisation are overrated, if you know what I mean.

[reemit]

Anger management means losing the plot whilst firing your ass, if you know what I mean.

[Hitcher]

The BDOTGNZA has no idea what you mean, if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

The BDOTGNZA has no idea what you mean, if you know what I mean.

Should that not be "have" ? If you know what I mean... Geeze lucky Maha missed that one eh?

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[Mom]

The BDOTGNZA has no idea what you mean, if you know what I mean.

Fanx Hicha. If you know what I mean?

[Ronin]

meeting the new partners parents for the first time, what a hoot if you know what I mean.

[Cheshire Cat]

you got a
butter mouth
butter cup
buttered buns
butter up
black hankie
straight shot
no raincoat
flame hot
tongue teaser
old geezer
shrimp pleaser
fridge freezer
kitchen cleaner
cherry picker
soup sipper
lilly dipper
hoop snake
double header
flip flop
69er
dairy farmer
cream of the crop
got rich(shock)
dont stop dont stop ..........if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

you're not on the list... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Only CC's is tasting like these if you know what I mean....


ok, I know I know, its late and should be asleep.

[cc rider]

when only the Original will do... if you know what I mean



nite nite Maha :zzzz:

[Coldrider]

The real McCoy, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Jack? If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

Jack Frost running riot in the Valley last night. iykwim

[Ronin]

I'm partial to Jim myself if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Beam me up, Scotty...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

illogical....if you know what I mean and give me Jim anyday over that Jack, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Jack Frost running riot in the Valley last night. iykwim

-13 at 4:44am in Central Otago!! :cold:... if you know what I mean.

I better get back to work :shifty:

[cc rider]

Corporal Maha, front & centre... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Sir Yes Sir!! opps I mean ma'am if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

better than ..Left Right Out, if you know what I mean

[reemit]

better than ..Left Right Out, if you know what I mean

....and shake it all about, if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

Do the Hokey Tokey if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Do the Hokey Tokey if you know what I mean

Do I know this hokey tokey? if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Do I know this hokey tokey? if you know what I mean

Maybe, turn around and see if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

sometimes I'm all at sea if you know what I mean

[quickbuck]

Sometimes I have my head in the clouds, if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Floating on cloud nine, if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

It's 3am and the ceiling has nothing to say.
No soft sound of breath from the pillow I hold.
The touch of the duvet under my hand,
No substitute for your skin.



If you know what I mean.

[Mom]

Send in the clouds? If you know what I mean

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[Foxzee]

It's 3am and the ceiling has nothing to say.
No soft sound of breath from the pillow I hold.
The touch of the duvet under my hand,
No substitute for your skin.



If you know what I mean.

Geez someone give the man a 0900 number....if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Geez someone give the man a 0900 number....if you know what I mean

0900 FOXZEE..... hold the line caller if you know what I mean.

[reemit]

Its a rip off, if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

Wax on, wax off if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

0900 FOXZEE..... hold the line caller if you know what I mean.

Thank you for holding this time of night is so hectic, the ranchslider doesn't know no whether it's coming or going, I'm having fun watching it...if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Ants in the pants...if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

Thank you for holding this time of night is so hectic, the ranchslider doesn't know no whether it's coming or going, I'm having fun watching it...if you know what I mean

The sequence is open then walk through if you know what I mean

[Hitcher]

Otherwise it can be a pane, if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

or cors four complane, if u now wat i meen

[Foxzee]

not to mention a broken pane...if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Ants in the pants...if you know what I mean.

Ant's well guess wot I havvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve a killer for them...if yu know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Argentine ant = exterminate, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Daleks required...if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Appointment required to see the Dr... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Dr Who???? if you know what I mean

[rustyrobot]

Witch doctor? if you know what I mean

[Ronin]

I told the Witch Doctor I was in love with ...... if you know what I mean

[Hitcher]

I love that voodoo that you do, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Best not upset the Genie for she'll get out the Voodoo doll and stick pins in you....if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Best not upset the Genie for she'll get out the Voodoo doll and stick pins in you....if you know what I mean

Dont bother me, I feel like a bit of a prick most of the time......if you know what I mean

[Genie]

oh how fortunate for you that your hand is working and you can feel that prick, congrats and yeeha....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

oh how fortunate for you that your hand is working and you can feel that prick, congrats and yeeha....if you know what I meanA helping hand, if you know what I mean

[Fatt Max]

Can now take myself in hand, if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

One you can always rely on,if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Just like British Rail, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

Dear Dr Beeching, where is my train?.... if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Thomas or the fat controller, if you know what I mean

[reemit]

The fat cun..fat cun...fat cun...fat cun...fat controller, If you know what I mean.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmhZbT3P-Z8

[cc rider]

control freak, if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Freak on a leash, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

some people need to be kept on a short leash, if you know what I mean

[reemit]

Safety first near electric fences, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Charging... Stand Clear! Stand Clear!... if you know what I mean

and don't get electrocuted twice at the same time, boys & girls :o

[reemit]

You energise it by tugging on the red knob, if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

a knob of butter on ya toast Sir?... if you know what I mean

[reemit]

And some crumpet with me muffins if you dont mind, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

ahhhhhh, crumpets dripping with golden syrup, yuuuummmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy.....if you know what I mean

[Quasi]

ahhhhhh, crumpets dripping with golden syrup, yuuuummmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy.....if you know what I mean

the more syrup - the better the mouthful......iykwim

[Genie]

dripping down the side of my mouth, luscious licking....if you know what I mean