If You Know What I Mean

[one fast tl1ooo]

Drink whats in the glass.. it if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Even if its flat beer and a smoke butt if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

What was that soft lump you swallowed with the dregs...if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Ewwwwww, like curdled milk in coffee :puke: if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Was that glass half full, or half empty?.........if you know what I mean!

[Genie]

if it's got bourbon in it, it wil be in need of a refill....if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

Sounds like we need a concrete mixer to sort the boys form the girls... if you know what I mean

[Genie]

reads like your fingers' move faster than your brain...if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

reads like your fingers' move faster than your brain...if you know what I mean

I can give you a concrete mixer, no spittin out... .... if you know what I mean

[nutjob]

Sounds like you need to see a psychiatrist..... If you know what I mean :bash:

[Genie]

I can give you a concrete mixer, no spittin out... .... if you know what I mean

I've made a few of those over the years....if you know what I mean

[Mom]

I prefer my Baileys with Butterscotch Schnapps myself if you know what i mean :drool:

[2wheeldrifter]

I've made a few of those over the years....if you know what I mean

Are you implying what I think your implying .... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I like sex on the beach, theres a drink named after that aint there if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Are you implying what I think your implying .... if you know what I mean

That I once worked in a bar....if you know what I mean


....and....



I love my Baileys with Midori, quick....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I prefer my Baileys with Butterscotch Schnapps myself if you know what i mean :drool:

Butterscotch Schnapps is the best, but it has to be Baron von Shausen's which you can only get in Aus. if you know what I mean. :yes:

(haven't tried Baileys with it!)

[98tls]

God invented shit Holden made it move,if you know what i mean.

[Coldrider]

Is the front wheel drive Ford Taurus the 51st anniversary falcon ?, if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Fix Or Repair Daily.............if you know what I mean! :whistle:

[Bald Eagle]

Full Of Rust & Dents - iykwim

[MSTRS]

Fucked On Race Day - if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Odd spot #413...............if you know what I mean! :blip:

[Genie]

Odd spot #413...............if you know what I mean! :blip:

brooom, brrooooom....and racing now.....if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

brooom, brrooooom....and racing now.....if you know what I mean

Barbie got her first car in 1962..........you knew what I meant! :yes: If you know what I mean! :shifty:

[Coldrider]

Was it ON her birthday, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

And how much time has she spent in the back seat...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

front is just as good as the back...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

WTF is that! Oh - the gearshift. Go for the double eh. If you know what I mean.

[Genie]

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT...if you know what I mean:shit:

[yungatart]

Oooh...that's a big horn you have there, Genie, if you know what I mean....

[oldrider]

Hornier than a brace of Stebels!............if you know what I mean! :banana:

[Genie]

All the better to attract some attention....if you know what I mean :innocent:

[Maha]

My horn certainly did once, scared some young chaps in a car with it if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

Flashing is not to be condoned if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

But it will be rated on a scale of 1 - 10...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Can I ''rate'' myself if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Ah, but are those cms or inches on your ruler? If you know what I mean.

[Genie]

settle boys...if you know what I mean:shutup:

[oldrider]

Settle petal.........if you know what I mean!

[Genie]

Settle petal.........if you know what I mean!

Oh I'm just coming back......with more vim and vigour, if you know what I mean:yes:

[MSTRS]

Piss and vinegar maybe...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Sadly, I remember Vim if you know what I mean...:bye:

[MSTRS]

...and Rinso. If you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

And being nervous using the wringer if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

You had a wringer? Flash bastards. We had a rock...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

I miss my old wringer, that was one machine that truely knew how to do it's job, and it did it so well.....if you know what I mean

[allycatz]

I miss my old wringer, that was one machine that truely knew how to do it's job, and it did it so well.....if you know what I mean

Must be time to get a new 'agitator' ...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Must be time to get a new 'agitator' ...if you know what I mean

The crowd yelled look there's an agitator, turned out to be an alligator!..............if you know what I mean!

[allycatz]

The crowd yelled look there's an agitator, turned out to be an alligator!..............if you know what I mean!

Actually I don't know what you mean:blink:

[Genie]

The crowd best beware, one knows' not where the alligator may bite....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Must not agitate the Alligator if you know what mean :blink:

[Genie]

Proceed with caution....if you know what I mean
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[Edbear]

So cautiously agitate the Alligator if you know what I mean :shutup:

[allycatz]

So cautiously agitate the Alligator if you know what I mean :shutup:

AAAhh got ya now, must be the hair colour if you know what I mean:yes:

[MSTRS]

So cautiously agitate the Alligator if you know what I mean :shutup:

But don't be spanking the monkey...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

But don't be spanking the monkey...if you know what I mean

Me Tarzan, you Jane, spank the freeking monkey again.......if you know what I mean! :blink:

[Genie]

Can you still beat your chest? If you know what I mean

[Maha]

I can beat an egg if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

As long as i have a chest I'll beat it if you know what I mean

[MadDuck]

As long as i have a chest I'll beat it if you know what I mean

I have a chest worth beating if you know what I mean :innocent:

[Mom]

More than a handful is wasted if you know what I mean

[Bald Eagle]

More than a mouthful ..dont you mean

[MadDuck]

From my understanding more than a mouthful is a waste if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Copy cats the pair of you if you know what I mean

[MadDuck]

I blame the bloke if you know what I mean :yes:

[Edbear]

They say that's what blokes are for if you know what I mean:blink:

[MadDuck]

Easy target if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Easy target if you know what I mean

MAG FTW if you know what I mean

[Genie]

What the world needs now is love, love, sweet love......if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

What the world needs now is love, love, sweet love......if you know what I mean

Have love, can travel, just can't remember why, it's a cruel, cruel world!...........if you know what I mean! :weep:

[Genie]

being forgetful can have it's advantages....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Yes, meeting new people everyday, if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

How do you know if you've forgotten if you know what I mean?

[MadDuck]

When you have to ask if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Do you realise that's a statement with a double meaning if you know what I mean?

[Coldrider]

How do you know if you've forgotten if you know what I mean?positive side, a new wife everyday, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

:innocent:best hope you've got a patient one....if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Maxima enim..patientia virtus, if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I like to play the patient, if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Open wide Mr Bear if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Open wide Mr Bear if you know what I mean.Need to check whether the nurse has lady lumps or a adams apple first............if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Adam's apple fine if it's only mine if you know what I mean...

[FJRider]

Need to check whether the nurse has lady lumps or a adams apple first............if you know what I mean

but NOT both ... if you know what I mean ... :blink:

[Genie]

that so wouldn't be the best of both world's - would it? If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I not only know what you mean I agree with what you mean if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

that so wouldn't be the best of both world's - would it? If you know what I mean

Hardly the best ... of either, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Ones an innie and ones an outie if you know what I mean.

[Coldrider]

Ones an innie and ones an outie if you know what I mean.That's the difference between doctors and nurses when they get cold, if you know what I mean.

[marie_speeds]

It's rather cold and nipply at the moment if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Nipples sounds like Triples, we are back to the original statement re post #1 if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

I got up close to one of the Speed Triples the other day,
hmmm stiff nipple territory....if you know what I mean!!!!

[yungatart]

Headlights on full beam, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

Mum, why is that lady wearing pebbles under her shirt? If you know what I mean.

[Eyegasm]

Fripples (Frozen Nipples) If you know what I mean.

[marie_speeds]

Fripples (Frozen Nipples) If you know what I mean.

Not to be confused with a Frappe, if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Smith, Smythe, shit or shyte, it's still ACC daylight robbery..........if you know what I mean! :angry2:

[Maha]

Nicks Myth john if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

MAG will fix Nic the Prick if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

MAG will fix Nic the Prick if you know what I mean

Well, I might know what you mean if I knew what MAG meant if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

One day, the cool kids might tell you.
In the mean time...
My old aunt likes sheep, but not lamb.
If you know what I mean

[Maha]

A Womans mind is cleaner than a Mans because she changes it so often if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Aha, now I get it, I now know why I change my mind so much, it's so damn dirty it needs constant cleaning.....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

And here was me thinking it was because a woman's brain can't hold as much as a man's...if you know what I mean
:innocent:

[Maha]

Love the sarcasm if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Even Honda riders can have innocent arses...if you know what I mean
:shifty:

[Genie]

many a man, and woman, come to think of it, have an innocent arse....if you know what I mean:innocent:

[MSTRS]

Some of them are even in jail...if you know what I mean

[Mom]

Innocent my arse! If you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

John Bannerman knows nuzzink...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Innocent my arse! If you know what I mean

You too!....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

John Bannerman knows nuzzink...if you know what I mean

Who the fck is John Bannerman....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

You must by young...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Ask Hogan hes my Hero if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

I never was one for names, but I do remeber Hogan's Heroes....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Sergeant Schultz noez nuzzink...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

now i know it all....if you know what I mean :yes:

[Edbear]

So you're a know-it-all? If you know what I mean :shutup:

[Genie]

Yeah...there's always one in every bunch....if you know what I mean:rofl:

[Maha]

Knowing something knowing that knowing this something is something that could mean knowing nothing at all if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Well, waddaya know...? If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

How many times do you have to rub the bottle, before the genie comes.......if you know what I mean! :innocent:

[MSTRS]

Depends on technique...apparently...if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

Might have to start practising said technique, if you know what I mean

....Need a test subject tho :shifty:

[Maha]

Its either a side to side or up and down stroke if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

nibbles are a go as well, iykwim


hey Eyegasm...you might get lucky on saturday, you gonna be here?

er, that does not imply what you might think it does..iykwim

[Edbear]

One must be careful of implications, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

How many times do you have to rub the bottle, before the genie comes.......if you know what I mean! :innocent:

Genie's usually 'pop' if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Implications be better than complications...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Though implications can make for complications at times if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

With a little provocation...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

We all like to be a little provocative at times if you know what I mean... :innocent:

[MSTRS]

That's evocative of a generalisation...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Ah, everyone generalises if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

You boys are having such fun playing with words aren't you??? I'm impressed, if you know what I mean :yes:

[Edbear]

Is that a compliment to say I'm impressive, if you know what I mean..?

[yungatart]

Impressive? A mere shadow of one's former self, I would say...if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

:shit: worse than a pen rapped across 'it'...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

From a barrel to a small keg and aiming for a six-pack if you known what I mean

[Coldrider]

The last bottle I rubbed went off with a bang, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

The last bottle I rubbed frothed over if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

hahahahahaha....you made a bottle come...if you know what I mean

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[Coldrider]

no good if it's corked, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Don't stand in front of the cork when the pressure is building...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

aim it at the curtains, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

eeeeeeeeeewww YUK...if you know what I mean:sick:

[oldrider]

Rode off into the sunset to go visit Genie, got lost near Timaru, some people dressed in white coats confused me with some guy named Al..........if you know what I mean! :doctor:

[Hopeful Bastard]

Rode off into the sunset to go visit Genie, got lost near Timaru, some people dressed in white coats confused me with some guy named Al..........if you know what I mean! :doctor:

Those jackets arent actually straight, If you know what i mean

[Genie]

Rode off into the sunset to go visit Genie, got lost near Timaru, some people dressed in white coats confused me with some guy named Al..........if you know what I mean! :doctor:

Oh Sweetie....you'd need to ride into in the sunrise.....:sunny:.
Don't set off when it's getting dark.....you want to arrive just as the sun sets, then we can have a vino on the verandah.....if you know what I mean:yes:

[oldrider]

Maybe I have seen a few too many sun set's already..........if you know what I mean! :wari:

[MSTRS]

Define 'too many'...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Define 'too many'...if you know what I mean

:lol: I read define as definitely and suffered deep rejection :weep:........if you know what I mean! :mellow:

[MSTRS]

I reject your feeling of rejection :yes:...if you know what I mean:blink:

[Edbear]

The more you see the longer you live if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

And sometimes, the more you see, the more you wonder why you bother...if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

I can see clearly now the rain has gone, If you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Hey, I was singing in it! :sunny: ........if you know what I mean!

[Genie]

and I was out puddle jumping....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I'm trying to keep my head above it if you know what I mean...:mellow:

[Coldrider]

My glass is half full of it, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Eyes wide open if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

Open wide if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

This won't hurt a bit...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Be like a politician, approach everything with a moving lip :bleh: blah blah blah..........if you know what I mean! :yes:

[Mom]

Ohhhhhhhh *shiver* if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

Is that a good shiver or a bad shiver mom? If you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Hitcher has a bad shiver...if you know what I mean

[Coldrider]

Shiver me timbers, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Speaking of timber...best I hurry and get my arse down to the Mega....need to use my circular saw...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Women and Tools ARH ARH ARH!!! if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

hmmm....another name for a man - tool - because is his one....woman and tools fit together very well....if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

Like 2 pieces of a puzzle, If you know what I mean.

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[Maha]

hmmm....another name for a man - tool - because is his one....woman and tools fit together very well....if you know what I mean

I was being nice, ARH ARH ARH is the 'Tim the Toolman' grunt if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

oh silly blonde me....been so long since Tim has graced our screen i'd forgotten what his words looked like....if you know what I mean:love:

[Maha]

MAG-NZ is up and running and looking mighty fine if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

I've been over and looked...awesome work if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Theres some very talented people in this world, I should try harder if you know what I mean. :shifty:

[yungatart]

You are a man of many talents, Maha...if you know what I mean!

[Mom]

You are a man of many talents, Maha...if you know what I mean!

Remembering lyrics in the small hours is not one of them though if you know what I mean

[MadDuck]

You are a man of many talents, Maha...if you know what I mean!

giving directions is not one of them....if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

Are there any memorable lyrics in the small hours, if you know what I mean...?

[Mom]

Are there any memorable lyrics in the small hours, if you know what I mean...?

Pigeon pie in the middle of Yellow Submarine was memorable if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Are there any memorable lyrics in the small hours, if you know what I mean...?

That Pigeon Pie thing will haunt me forever Ed, for the life of me I cant remember how it came about if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

The mind can be a scary place in the wee small hours if you know what I mean... :bye:

[Maha]

I do know what you mean, if I were to get in that state again, maybe it will all become clear if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

The mind can be a scary place in the wee small hours if you know what I mean... :bye:

The wee small hours can be freeking scary too.......if you know what I mean! :shit:

[Edbear]

Considering how scary the mind can be in the scary wee small hours, would you want to get in that state again if you know what I mean..? :shifty:

[Maha]

Actually, I did see a man wearing a fluffy white girly robe that night if you know what I mean :shifty:

[Edbear]

What's scarier is I've worn a fluffy gown in the wee small hours if you know what I mean... :innocent:

[Maha]

What's scarier is I've worn a fluffy gown in the wee small hours if you know what I mean... :innocent:

Is that what you call it on the Coast Ed if you know what I mean......:shifty:

[Edbear]

Nobody's scarier in the wee small hours than us Coasties if you know what I mean... :shit:

[MadDuck]

I have seen scary Coasties in the middle of the day if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I have seen scary Coasties in the middle of the day if you know what I mean

Out walking dogs since ages ago if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Mrs O/r and I rode around our village in the nick one night in the wee small hours!
Unbeknown to us they had put 7,000 watt bulbs in the street lights that night........if you know what I mean! :o (sigh, we were very young riders then!) :mellow:

[Maha]

Thank god you added that last bit John if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Age may be measured in years, but experience is measured in wrinkles...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Age may be measured in years, but experience is measured in wrinkles...if you know what I mean

So women pile on the anti-wrinkle cream to make them appear less experienced, if you know what I mean...? :shifty:

[oldrider]

High blood pressure and wrinkles, not a good look! :oi-grr: ........if you know what I mean! :doctor:

[Genie]

Life...is all about change, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

The change of life...a poorly kept secret. If you know what I mean

[Maha]

I changed my life once, didn't feel a thing if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Gave up waxing? If you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Honda Riders can handle the pain if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Cruiser riders don't feel the pain if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

that's because they're just so cruisey...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

It could have something to do with the sheepie seat cover if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

It could have something to do with the sheepie seat cover if you know what I mean.

just like the one at home...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

It's the idea that some would want to slip onto (or into) something comfortable that has me worried...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

What...you're not into black neglige with eatable panties...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

What...you're not into black neglige with eatable panties...if you know what I mean

Now that you mention it...
But I was referring to the woolly creatures...if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Never mention the unmentionable around certain people if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

you are not wrong...some things are best left unsaid...if you know what I mean:shutup::innocent::yes:

[Maha]

Wella Wella Wella boom tell me more tell me more if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

like does he have a car?...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Is the unmentionable mentionable and should it be told to anyone whether he has a car or not, if you know what I mean...?

[Genie]

yeah he has a car...and a bike and they're not black...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Blue is the new black if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

Blue is the new black if you know what I mean...

You may not be too far off the mark with that comment. According to the man at the material shop black is slowing being phased out as it's rather expensive to produce....purple FTW...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Blue, black and purple? Sounds like a bruising encounter if you know what I mean

[Genie]

I love bourbon in the afternoon...if you know what I mean

[Mom]

It is nearly wine o'clock here if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

would that be in 16 minutes...if you know what I mean

[Mom]

would that be in 16 minutes...if you know what I mean

perhaps if you know what I mean

[Genie]

why put off what you can do now...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

One may not want to appear as being one without restraint if you know what I mean...:innocent:

[FJRider]

I know many that should be restrained ... if you know what I mean ...

[Genie]

restrained....hmmmmm, if you know what I mean:innocent:

[Ratti]

Fortunatly rats ( and Rattis) cant be restrained. if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

Edbear can be very restrained at times if you know what I mean...:shifty:

[Ratti]

bet it feels good....to be out of the medical restraint. IYKWIM

[Edbear]

Being medically restrained is not always pleasant if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

most things medical are just not fine....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Im having a little prick tomorrow at 7.30am if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

They tell you that just to lure you in, Bwahaha...if you know what I mean...:shutup:

[Maha]

Whats better than pricking your finger if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

bourbon and ice.iykwim

[Genie]

Im having a little prick tomorrow at 7.30am if you know what I mean.

I wouldn't like a littleprick and 7.30am....if you know what I mean.

(p.s. thinking of you in this time of your anguish)

[Edbear]

Whats better than pricking your finger if you know what I mean.

A jab in the butt's not bad if the nurse is nice if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Ummm, Oops! Maybe I should rephrase that if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

A jab in the butt's not bad if the nurse is nice if you know what I mean

reminds me of that scene in Pearl Harbour when the fella gets all those jabs just so he can ask the hot nurse out on a date....now that was romantic....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Took longer than 5 mins, couldn't find a vein so gave me some water, wait 5 mins, have another go but um, not really so warm up the hand for 5 mins and try there if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Cold shrinkage is a concern...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

If they want your blood they'll find a way to get it if you know what I mean...

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[oldrider]

Show them your genitals, lots of veins, lots of blood there......if you know what I mean! :wari:

[Genie]

eeeek...that's just plain nasty .... if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Silly me, I didn't even think about "that"...if you know what I mean! :shutup:

[Genie]

would be so painful and ouchy....if you know what I mean (which I'm sure you'd know more than I do)

[MSTRS]

Show them your genitals...

How're the raincoat and leggings holding up? If you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Eza' flash bastard is that lad if you know what I mean.