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When diving for muffs, be sure that the tide is right...if you know what I mean
Personal choice...if you know what I mean
marie_speeds
3rd May 2011, 10:07
Personal choice...if you know what I mean
mmmm I know what my choice is if you know what I mean....
oh dear mind in the gutter and it hasn't even gone lunchtime I swear it is because of KB :facepalm:
Pah! It's well-gone lunch time somewhere in the world...if you know what I mean
DrunkenMistake
3rd May 2011, 17:13
Its ok, I like to eat out.. if you know what I mean..
oldrider
3rd May 2011, 20:18
oh dear mind in the gutter and it hasn't even gone lunchtime
Hey, my mind lives there too, you should have looked it up, coffee,tea, drinkies etc! .... If you know what I mean! :woohoo:
Edbear
3rd May 2011, 20:23
I must clean my specs, I thought she wrote, "my mind's in a clutter" to which I was going to agree, if you know what I mean.
A truly twisted individual might have read 'Do you mind me rolled in butter?'.
I didn't read it that way...if you know what I mean
Edbear
4th May 2011, 08:53
If it's that Chocolate Body Butter, how can that be twisted, IYKWIM?
oneofsix
4th May 2011, 08:55
as long as it the tasty one IYKWIM
allycatz
4th May 2011, 10:15
as long as it the tasty one IYKWIM
Tasty refers to cheese not butter IYKWIM?
Talk of cheese in relation to licking bodies... :sick: ...if you know what I mean
marie_speeds
4th May 2011, 13:58
Talk of cheese in relation to licking bodies... :sick: ...if you know what I mean
I don't see the problem? I love that Kraft spreadable cheese stuff that comes in a jar if you know what I mean
hmmmm, yummy the more spreadable the better, if you know what I mean
huff3r
4th May 2011, 20:12
hmmmm, yummy the more spreadable the better, if you know what I mean
I thought we were talkn bout cheese, not legs... if you know what i mean..
that chocolate hazlenut spread goes quite a long way if it has to, iykwim
extracrunchy for added excitement
FJRider
4th May 2011, 20:25
I love the ginger nibbles ... if you know what I mean ...
oldrider
4th May 2011, 20:30
[QUOTE=Ratti;1130053252]that chocolate hazlenut spread goes quite a long way if it has to, iykwim
I feel I was born for this and Hazle's name was definitely on the list ... along with Ratti, Marie Genie and mom etc etc etc .... if you know what I mean! :yes:
( Sigh. Hurry though girls, I'm almost past my use-by date, bookings are essential)
friday night? About 8...no hang on I'll be past MY use by date by then. iykwim
oldrider
5th May 2011, 09:58
friday night? About 8...no hang on I'll be past MY use by date by then. iykwim
Sorry sweetheart, time is of the essence, I had to go on without you!:tugger: ... If you know what I mean!
(Sigh, ti's a busy life, that of a modern day stud ... if you know what I mean!):whistle:
haha, I've been doing it without you for so long I've got it down to a fine art....if you know what I mean:shit:
Edbear
5th May 2011, 13:07
I know which side of the bread my butter's on, if you know what I mean...
Which ever side hits the floor...if you know what I mean
Edbear
5th May 2011, 13:16
Yup... IYKWIM..:bye:
Dropped the toast on the cat before...:killingme if you know what I mean
(I don't like the cat much, the toast was still in the toaster)
Edbear
6th May 2011, 19:23
Now that's letting the cat out of the bag, if you know what I mean...
Dont kick a Kat when its down, dem bitches 'ave claws...if you know what I mean.
something about claws raking down a spine that just gets me tingly...if you know what I mean
Pretty sure I purrrrrrrrrrrrr when its applied gently if you know what I mean.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...if you know what I mean
oldrider
6th May 2011, 23:07
You should read "The Cats Revenge" by Claude Balls ... if you know what I mean! :nya:
(1940's school yard joke, we thought it was hilarious way back then) :o
So was Rusty Bedsprings by I P Knightly....if you know what I mean.
The "Have you read...?" was a long list...if you know what I mean
Edbear
7th May 2011, 11:15
Sigh... Are we really THAT old...? IYKWIM :bye:
I'm really this young....if you know what I mean
Edbear
7th May 2011, 13:59
"I'm really this young..." ah, what? IYKWIM :innocent:
yes you really are that old. Good news is my kids still like those jokes. iykwim
Edbear
7th May 2011, 15:29
:gob: :crybaby: :bye: :violin: :drinkup: :rockon: :whocares:
What's a wet wowser? If you know what I mean:woohoo::blink:
oldrider
7th May 2011, 16:12
What's a wet wowser? If you know what I mean:woohoo::blink:
You started it, telling us you dropped the toaster on your pussy :mellow: .... if you know what I mean! :killingme
FJRider
7th May 2011, 16:20
Soooo ... is that then pussy on toast ... ??? or a toasted pussy ... :innocent: If you know what I mean ...
huff3r
7th May 2011, 18:10
Soooo ... is that then pussy on toast ... ??? or a toasted pussy ... :innocent: If you know what I mean ...
Theres easier ways to make your pussy hot, if you know what i mean
FJRider
7th May 2011, 18:17
and ... the risk of pussy hairs on your toast ... :blink: If you know what I mean ...
one good sneeze and those hairs are parted if you know I mean.
one good curry and its neighbour farted.
iykwim
huff3r
7th May 2011, 19:50
one good curry and its neighbour farted.
iykwim
Your own personal gas chamber, if you know what i mean...
(Dutch ovens revenge, IYKWIM)
FJRider
7th May 2011, 20:17
I can breathe through my ears :yes: ... if you know what I mean ... :innocent:
I can hear with mine and I've learnt how to listen...if you know what I mean
(Best thing for a hot pussy....moisture)
oldrider
7th May 2011, 23:01
A "toxic discharge" right beside an "extremely popular playground"? .... If you know what I mean! :sick:
(accordingly designed by God himself .... even a council doesn't get it that wrong!) :facepalm:
crazyhorse
8th May 2011, 07:25
playgrounds can be a lot of fun.... if ya know what I mean :rofl:
Nothing quite like a playground to explore...if you know what I mean.
(absolutely adored my old playground, miss it a bit, but exploring a new one is interesting)
crazyhorse
8th May 2011, 09:38
oh, but there are so many playgrounds out there to explore.... if ya know what I mean :innocent:
The ones with tunnels are best, if you know what I mean.
crazyhorse
8th May 2011, 09:43
tunnells can be wet, if you know what I mean
Spearfish
8th May 2011, 09:44
As long as there is no evidence that someones else had just used the tunnel.... if ya know what I mean
......or muddy tunnels if you know what I mean.
crazyhorse
8th May 2011, 09:46
You'll definitely need a shower......., if you know what I mean
oldrider
8th May 2011, 10:03
Standing at attention, these things matter "not" .... if you know what I mean! :wari:
Spearfish
8th May 2011, 10:12
It does if there is a que. ...if you know what I mean.
There's something just a little nasty about a warm toilet seat...if you know what I mean
oldrider
8th May 2011, 10:26
They coined a song for that (back in the old days) "whistle while you wait" :whistle: .... if you know what I mean! :yes:
Spearfish
8th May 2011, 10:41
There's something just a little nasty about a warm toilet seat...if you know what I mean
I think I've been lucky because, no I dont..if you know what I mean.
I think I've been lucky because, no I dont..if you know what I mean.
Ah, the joys of living alone. Or having 2 loos. Or adult nappies? If you know what I mean
Edbear
8th May 2011, 13:42
They coined a song for that (back in the old days) "whistle while you wait" :whistle: .... if you know what I mean! :yes:
I thought it was, "Whistle while you work", but nowadays you may be closer to the mark if you know what I mean...
oldrider
8th May 2011, 13:50
I thought it was, "Whistle while you work", but nowadays you may be closer to the mark if you know what I mean...
Never let the facts get in the way of a little poetic licence .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:
huff3r
8th May 2011, 20:07
Never let the facts get in the way of a little poetic licence .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:
Never let poetry get in the way of a good old fashioned romp if you know what i mean..
Spearfish
8th May 2011, 20:29
Romp? that sounds a bit Famous Five..If you know what I mean.
(Especially how the team who did the young ones did it.)
With lashings of lentil soup afterwards? If you know what I mean
Spearfish
9th May 2011, 09:21
More gimp mask than lentils. If you know what I mean.
oldrider
9th May 2011, 16:48
With lashings of lentil soup afterwards? If you know what I mean
Forget the lentils, ladies bike seats make a great soup! ... If you know what I mean! :corn:
You mean that wasn't tomato and anchovy?? If you know what I mean
:innocent:
huff3r
9th May 2011, 17:17
You mean that wasn't tomato and anchovy?? If you know what I mean
:innocent:
Is your name moses? if you know what i mean
make mine a double, if you know what I mean
Think I'll pass .... if you know what I mean:gob:
Ghost_Bullet
9th May 2011, 18:43
Passing without indicating if you know what I mean
oldrider
9th May 2011, 20:31
Passing without indicating if you know what I mean
It's hard to pass wind without indicating! .... If you know what I mean! :shutup:
Spearfish
9th May 2011, 20:43
Especially if the wind is hard.... If you know what I mean.
Edbear
9th May 2011, 21:47
It's an ill wind that blows no good...IYKWIM
crazyhorse
10th May 2011, 08:13
The mind boggles with what could blow.... if ya know what I mean
Spearfish
10th May 2011, 11:46
With my mechanical skills you never know when or what. If you know what I mean.
Ratti
10th May 2011, 18:53
or Who or Why. Or ShouldIChewMyArmOfforWakeHimUp
IYKWIM
The mind boggles with what could blow.... if ya know what I mean
The cushion on the office chair sometimes blows all by itself when you sit on it, if you know what I mean
oldrider
10th May 2011, 19:28
Give us a blow by blow account ... if you know what I mean! :blink:
crazyhorse
10th May 2011, 20:45
The cushion on the office chair sometimes blows all by itself when you sit on it, if you know what I mean
......and you know what whoopie cushions are supposed to represent too... if ya know what I mean :rofl:
......and you know what whoopie cushions are supposed to represent too... if ya know what I mean :rofl:
Weird thing...
It is not a whoopie cushion, it just seems to absorb "energy" and release it when others sit upon it if you know what I mean
crazyhorse
10th May 2011, 21:07
Weird thing...
It is not a whoopie cushion, it just seems to absorb "energy" and release it when others sit upon it if you know what I mean
Imagine getting the boss with it.... if you know what I mean
Spearfish
10th May 2011, 21:12
Especially of you fill it with a can of Irish stew. if you know what I mean.
oldrider
10th May 2011, 22:22
Weird thing...
It is not a whoopie cushion, it just seems to absorb "energy" and release it when others sit upon it if you know what I mean
Even weirder thing...
I'm not a whoopie cushion either but if you sat on me I would release energy too ... if you know what I mean! :love:
marie_speeds
11th May 2011, 20:20
Even weirder thing...
I'm not a whoopie cushion either but if you sat on me I would release energy too ... if you know what I mean! :love:
That is some very wierd science you'll have to explain it in more detail if you know what I mean :yes:
That is some very wierd science you'll have to explain it in more detail if you know what I mean :yes:
Dont ecourage him...
:love:
If you know what I mean :shit:
FJRider
11th May 2011, 20:26
That is some very wierd science you'll have to explain it in more detail if you know what I mean :yes:
I think that would be TOO much information ... If you know what I mean ...
marie_speeds
11th May 2011, 20:54
I think that would be TOO much information ... If you know what I mean ...
Ohh but there might be a lesson in there :msn-wink: if you know what I mean
Genie
11th May 2011, 21:36
The Golden Nightingale Orchestra...pleasant for a wet wednesday...if you know what I mean:)
marie_speeds
11th May 2011, 21:44
The Golden Nightingale Orchestra...pleasant for a wet wednesday...if you know what I mean:)
I don't get to listen to anything pleasant these days :crybaby:....the kids plug their music players into the stereo and I am subjected to hours of mental and aural torture if you know what I mean
huff3r
11th May 2011, 21:59
I don't get to listen to anything pleasant these days :crybaby:....the kids plug their music players into the stereo and I am subjected to hours of mental and aural torture if you know what I mean
A woman can deliver a man hours of mental torture with just a few words if you know what i mean..
(I have a bf springs to mind as one, IYKWIM)
Edbear
12th May 2011, 07:26
Or even without words, if you know what I mean...
oldrider
12th May 2011, 09:21
So often (especially when expressing your feelings to a woman) the words get in the way! .... If you know what I mean! :shutup:
Edbear
12th May 2011, 09:23
So often (especially when expressing your feelings to a woman) the words get in the way! .... If you know what I mean! :shutup:
Cher had it right, "It's in his kiss!" IYKWIM :yes:
oldrider
12th May 2011, 09:29
The magical touch and smell of a woman, a language all of it's own! .... If you know what I mean! :love:
marie_speeds
12th May 2011, 13:55
Dont ecourage him...
:love:
If you know what I mean :shit:
The magical touch and smell of a woman, a language all of it's own! .... If you know what I mean! :love:
I swear it wasn't me.... but while we are on the topic you may as well proceed if you know what I mean
MSTRS
12th May 2011, 14:05
...I have a bf ...
Are you sure this is the right place for such announcements? If you know what I mean
I have a bf
"It's in his kiss!" IYKWIM :yes:
This thread is NOT gay.....if you know what I mean.
Eyegasm
12th May 2011, 15:42
This thread is NOT gay.....if you know what I mean.
You're right, not many people in this thread ride Hondas, IYKWIM
You're right, not many people in this thread ride Hondas, IYKWIM
Or have man pussy as there avatar...if you know what I mean.
oldrider
12th May 2011, 16:50
I swear ...if you know what I mean
That's it, talkin dirty will do it for me every time .... if you know what I mean! :lol:
Ratti
12th May 2011, 19:25
mud, grass stains, oil, cat sick, used nappy...dirty enough for ya Oldy?
iykwim
oldrider
12th May 2011, 19:42
mud, grass stains, oil, cat sick, used nappy...dirty enough for ya Oldy?
iykwim
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, ... if you know what I mean! :wings:
FJRider
12th May 2011, 20:41
The quickest way to a mans heart is through his ... if you know what I mean ...
huff3r
12th May 2011, 20:54
The quickest way to a mans heart is through his ... if you know what I mean ...
Certainly isnt his stomach, if you know what i mean :innocent:
FJRider
12th May 2011, 21:01
Certainly isnt his stomach, if you know what i mean :innocent:
I CONCUR ... :woohoo:
Edbear
13th May 2011, 09:20
Through his ribs with a sharp knife just to the left of the Sternum, but don't tell anyone, if you know what I mean...
huff3r
13th May 2011, 09:26
Through his ribs with a sharp knife just to the left of the Sternum, but don't tell anyone, if you know what I mean...
His left or my left? If you know what I mean..
oldrider
13th May 2011, 09:30
Through his ribs with a sharp knife just to the left of the Sternum, but don't tell anyone, if you know what I mean...
Below his bottom rib but above the space of the rib that was removed to make woman in the first place .... if you know what I mean! :niceone:
Marilyn Manson had some ribs removed so that he could suck his own c.....if you know what I mean.
He later joined KB..
007XX
13th May 2011, 14:30
Sometimes I wish I had a c...
If you know what I mean!
.......and what would you do with it :blink: if you know what I mean.
MSTRS
13th May 2011, 14:51
Leave the seat up, afterwards? If you you know what I mean
007XX
13th May 2011, 15:04
Never leave the f'in seat, if you know what I mean...
(I mean seriously, why is it you blokes take so freakin long on there??? We're the one who give birth...)
The Mr Telly section of the TV guide takes a bit to get through...if you know what I mean.
Edbear
13th May 2011, 15:35
Ewwww!!! Yukkies!!!! IYKWIM :sick:
oldrider
13th May 2011, 18:07
Sometimes I wish I had a c...
If you know what I mean!
A smart girl can have as many as she likes .... if you know what I mean! (Hey, many happy returns by the way!)
007XX
13th May 2011, 18:34
A smart girl can have as many as she likes .... if you know what I mean! (Hey, many happy returns by the way!)
Oh wow! So I am smart...and greedy, if you know what I mean
*excellent!*
Lawyers, bottom dwelling, scum sucking, thieves.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! I feel a complaint to the law society brewing, if you know what I mean
I
FJRider
13th May 2011, 18:43
Lawyers, bottom dwelling, scum sucking, thieves.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! I feel a complaint to the law society brewing, if you know what I mean
I
Friday 13th ... ??? If you know what I mean ...
FJRider
13th May 2011, 18:45
A smart girl can have as many as she likes .... if you know what I mean! [SIZE="1"]
A SMART girl only has ONE (at a time) ... If you know what I mean ...
Friday 13th ... ??? If you know what I mean ...
NO thieving cnuts! Generating income for themselves, by doing things without authority, and then emailing to ask to be kept informed of the outcome, if you know what I mean!
FJRider
13th May 2011, 18:54
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! I feel a complaint to the law society brewing, if you know what I mean
Go for it :yes: ... if you know what I mean ...
Go for it :yes: ... if you know what I mean ...
Yeah, fairly pissed off to be fair, I have already yelled at an insurance company tonight for involving a lawyer, unfairly as it turns out. The lawyer contacted them!!!!!!!! Never piss off Mom if you know what I mean :D
Ratti
13th May 2011, 20:56
A SMART girl only has ONE (at a time) ... If you know what I mean ...
only if it's the right one tho, can take a while to find
iykwim
oldrider
13th May 2011, 22:13
only if it's the right one tho, can take a while to find
iykwim
They usually pop up when you are not looking or least expect it .... if you know what I mean! :shit:
huff3r
13th May 2011, 22:18
They usually pop up when you are not looking or least expect it .... if you know what I mean! :shit:
It doesnt take long to get them to settle down and relax a bit though if you know what i mean.. :blink:
MSTRS
15th May 2011, 11:06
only if it's the right one tho, can take a while to find
iykwim
And then only one that has been left by anyone else...if you know what I mean
Ratti
15th May 2011, 15:23
Sweetheart, by my age, we are ALL leftovers or Second hand...iykwim
Edbear
15th May 2011, 16:47
Be a sad day to be a left over at the Second Hand Shop, if you know what I mean...:shutup:
oldrider
15th May 2011, 16:53
Sweetheart, by my age, we are ALL leftovers or Second hand...iykwim
True, oh so true and wouldn't it be a dull old world if it was any other way .... if you know what I mean! :yes:
(The big challenge is living long enough and well enough to enjoy the great tapestry of life that's out there on offer!) :woohoo:
Ghost_Bullet
15th May 2011, 17:03
Never dull if ya watch a sea gull, if you know what I mean
MSTRS
15th May 2011, 17:24
Sweetheart, by my age, we are ALL leftovers or Second hand...iykwim
Don't I know it! But that was not what I meant...if you know what I mean.
They usually pop up when you are not looking or least expect it .... if you know what I mean! :shit:
I love it when that happens if you know what I mean.
MSTRS
15th May 2011, 17:58
I'm sure that depends on whose is popping up...if you know what I mean
I could have used some 'Depends' today if you know what I mean.
MSTRS
15th May 2011, 18:13
Don't cough...if you know what I mean.
oldrider
15th May 2011, 18:28
Don't cough...if you know what I mean.
(old time TV/Radio advert) Don't take that cough home .. take Baxters! .... If you know what I mean! :cold: :doctor:
marie_speeds
17th May 2011, 15:33
(old time TV/Radio advert) Don't take that cough home .. take Baxters! .... If you know what I mean! :cold: :doctor:
I used to take the odd stray home but none of them were called Baxter.....my parents were not impressed if you know what I mean....
MSTRS
17th May 2011, 17:24
So this is Wayne? Nice to meet you. (nudges daughter...Does it talk?) If you know what I mean.
Genie
17th May 2011, 18:31
bought a man home once....haven't let him leave...if you know what I mean:blink:
FJRider
17th May 2011, 18:40
bought a man home once....haven't let him leave...if you know what I mean:blink:
Why would he want too ... if you know what I mean ... :innocent:
oldrider
17th May 2011, 19:01
Took a girl home once .. just in time for supper ... I said, lovely fish cakes Mrs X .... her father snapped ..... change hands son ...pregnant pause...
that's a scone your eating! ....... If you know what I mean!!!!! :Oops:
Ratti
17th May 2011, 19:54
sounds like Mrs X cooks like I do
iykwim
if i throw scones on the lawn for the birds, they just fall over laughing at me
MSTRS
18th May 2011, 07:44
bought a man home once....haven't let him leave...if you know what I mean:blink:
What's the going rate...if you know what I mean.
Genie
18th May 2011, 09:40
What's the going rate...if you know what I mean.
copius amounts home baking, (made with love), a dash of laughter, splatterings of happiness, a smidgeon of guile and of course a beautiful smile....if you know what I mean
Sounds like our house....if you know what I mean....:love:
Edbear
18th May 2011, 10:37
Same here. And then there's Mrs. Bear's part as well...if you know what I mean :innocent:
oldrider
18th May 2011, 11:26
Same here. And then there's Mrs. Bear's part as well...if you know what I mean :innocent:
Easy to see there's a lot of competition for loving you in your house then ..... if you know what I mean! :lol: (couldn't let that chance go by)
Ratti
18th May 2011, 17:53
what's not to love? iykwim
Genie
18th May 2011, 19:10
I don't love being sick...if you know what I mean
FJRider
18th May 2011, 19:57
What's the going rate...if you know what I mean.
A LIFE sentence ... if ya get it wrong ... If you know what I mean ...
FJRider
18th May 2011, 20:00
:yes:
copius amounts home baking, (made with love), a dash of laughter, splatterings of happiness, a smidgeon of guile and of course a beautiful smile....if you know what I mean
Beautiful smiles means paid in full ... If you know what I mean .... :yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:
huff3r
18th May 2011, 20:36
:yes:
Beautiful smiles means paid in full ... If you know what I mean .... :yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:
Everything you need can be done cheaper by professionals, if you know what I mean.
FJRider
18th May 2011, 20:41
Everything you need can be done cheaper by proffesionals, if you know what I mean.
ffor ffuucks sake .. there's no ffun in that ... If you know what I mean .... :facepalm:
MSTRS
19th May 2011, 07:41
You're taking the piff, aren't you? If you know what I mean
Ratti
19th May 2011, 18:38
poffibly he is
iykwim
Foxzee
19th May 2011, 21:38
ffor ffuucks sake .. there's no ffun in that ... If you know what I mean .... :facepalm:
Stutter FJ...iykwim.....gosh!
oldrider
20th May 2011, 09:02
Best 5 minute shit talk thread on KB .... if you know what I mean! :love: (don't ever let it die)
That was posted 5 hours ago if you know what I mean.
Edbear
20th May 2011, 15:39
Hours, days, minutes and years... all a blur in the aeons of time if you know what I mean...
Jify is another measure of time, but how long actually is it...if you know what I mean.
Edbear
20th May 2011, 15:51
Usually used in the context of, "I'll be there in a..." and includes times such as minute, second, moment and so on. Generally means whenever the current activity is completed however long that takes, IYKWIM...
Usually used in the context of, "I'll be there in a..." and includes times such as minute, second, moment and so on. Generally means whenever the current activity is completed however long that takes, IYKWIM...
Im sure its an actual measure of time, I will find out and report back...IYKWIM.
The earliest technical usage for jiffy was defined by Gilbert Newton Lewis (1875–1946). He proposed a unit of time called the "jiffy" which was equal to the time it takes light to travel one centimetre (approximately 33.3564 picoseconds).[2] It has since been redefined for different measurements depending on the field of study.[3]
I knew I knew what I thought....if you know what I mean.
Bald Eagle
20th May 2011, 15:58
Im sure its an actual measure of time, I will find out and report back...IYKWIM.
The earliest technical usage for jiffy was defined by Gilbert Newton Lewis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_Newton_Lewis) (1875–1946). He proposed a unit of time called the "jiffy" which was equal to the time it takes light (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light) to travel one centimetre (approximately 33.3564 picoseconds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picosecond)).
In electronics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronics), a jiffy is the time between alternating current power cycles,<sup id="cite_ref-numericana_1-1" class="reference">[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiffy_%28time%29#cite_note-numericana-1)</sup> 1/60 or 1/50 of a second in most countries — see alternating current (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternating_current).
In computing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computing), a jiffy is the duration of one tick of the system timer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System_time) interrupt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrupt).The speed of light (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_of_light) in a vacuum provides a convenient universal relationship between distance and time, so in physics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics) (particularly in quantum physics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_physics)) and often in chemistry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemistry), a jiffy is defined as the time taken for light to travel some specified distance.
--iykwim
Edbear
20th May 2011, 15:59
Wow, that's fast, if you know what I mean! :gob:
Spray and Wiki away....if you know what I mean.
BEATS SAYING...''I will be back in approximately 33.3564 picoseconds.
Mum used to use a term ''I bet a Dina/Dena''..had no idea that a Dina/Dena was a currency until recently when I watch an episode of Intrepid Journey..IYKWIM.
Edbear
20th May 2011, 16:03
Better than betting a Doona if you know what i mean...
I will take a Dona but hold the onions! if you know what I mean.
Edbear
20th May 2011, 16:12
Dona comes with onions wrapped in a Doona? IYKWIM?
MSTRS
20th May 2011, 16:55
Still trying to get my head around a jiffy...I'm guessing that light travels just a bit slower round these parts...if you know what I mean
Edbear
20th May 2011, 18:09
I wouldn't worry too much... at the speed of a Jiffy I doubt anyone's head could keep up IYKWIM..:blink:
oldrider
20th May 2011, 19:56
How many jiffies does it take to break 100km speed limit ... if you know what I mean! :Police: (ask plod how many jiffies was that?)
FJRider
20th May 2011, 20:01
How many jiffies does it take to break 100km speed limit ... if you know what I mean! :Police: (ask plod how many jiffies was that?)
On an FJ1200 ... only ONE ... If you know what I mean ... :innocent:
Edbear
20th May 2011, 22:09
Yeah, a couple or three on the C50T... IYKWIM :innocent:
MSTRS
21st May 2011, 08:45
Dayhyk...iykwim
Genie
22nd May 2011, 11:08
Nothing quite like a jiffy to get you moving...if you know what I mean:yes:
MSTRS
22nd May 2011, 11:32
Well - I just popped in here for a jiffy...then I moved on to other threads...if you know what I mean
scissorhands
22nd May 2011, 11:54
Queen St McDonalds is pretty good for a jiggy jig, IYKWIM
I'm popping in more and more, lots of lonely city dwelling singles, IYKWIM
MSTRS
22nd May 2011, 12:02
The usual Macca's customer would be more like jiggy-ling...if you know what I mean
oldrider
22nd May 2011, 12:56
I looked everywhere for a Macca's here but it's all small business .... if you know what I mean! :shit:
http://www.wimp.com/vegetablemarket/
Ratti
22nd May 2011, 14:23
an asian ladyofthenight wouldbe a small business? iykwim
MSTRS
22nd May 2011, 14:58
That's a slippery slope, Ratti...if you know what I mean
FJRider
22nd May 2011, 15:10
an asian ladyofthenight wouldbe a small business? iykwim
She would have an opening for somebody ... if you know what I mean ... :innocent:
oldrider
22nd May 2011, 18:23
She would have an opening for somebody ... if you know what I mean ... :innocent:
On the whole I would have to agree with that ... if you know what I mean!
marie_speeds
22nd May 2011, 18:44
On the whole I would have to agree with that ... if you know what I mean!
Whole or hole????? if you know what I mean
Genie
22nd May 2011, 20:08
Hole in one...if you know what I mean
FJRider
22nd May 2011, 20:21
In the interest of supporting a small business person ... I would be prepared to look into it ... :innocent:
If you know what I mean ...
oldrider
22nd May 2011, 23:04
Whole or hole????? if you know what I mean
Well when you really look into it, I guess it would be "hole" ... if you know what I mean! :yes:
(Is that what Insurance companies mean when they refer to "hole of life policy"!
oldrider
22nd May 2011, 23:11
In the interest of supporting a small business person ... I would be prepared to look into it ... :innocent:
If you know what I mean ...
Unfortunately the business is small in my person :o but I won't let "you" look into it .... if you know what I mean! :oi-grr:
MSTRS
23rd May 2011, 07:29
Unfortunately the business is small in my person :o but I won't let "you" look into it .... if you know what I mean! :oi-grr:
I find it disturbing that you say 'in'...if you know what I mean
oldrider
23rd May 2011, 09:10
I find it disturbing that you say 'in'...if you know what I mean
Not half as disturbing that I find you find it, nothings been in and I am definitely not "out"! ... If you know what I mean! :mellow:
Edbear
23rd May 2011, 09:39
Are we talking about belly-buttons, now, IYKWIM..?
oldrider
23rd May 2011, 09:48
Belly buttons and fly buttons should never be mixed, it could cause a stoop! ... If you know what I mean! :moon:
scissorhands
23rd May 2011, 11:20
Maccas again...(I am a sad prick I know....) using their free interweb, $5 for a latte, muffin and butter
Surrounded by young girls, ginormous hooters at 1pm, 2 young chinese at 9am, scandanavian blondies at 11am, and a young muslim mum in a burka with a leopard skin pattern head covering:facepalm: she gave me the fuck eye. IYKWIM
Genie
24th May 2011, 08:29
Maccas again...(I am a sad prick I know....) using their free interweb, $5 for a latte, muffin and butter
Surrounded by young girls, ginormous hooters at 1pm, 2 young chinese at 9am, scandanavian blondies at 11am, and a young muslim mum in a burka with a leopard skin pattern head covering:facepalm: she gave me the fuck eye. IYKWIM
do you hang there all day...if you know what I mean
Edbear
24th May 2011, 08:59
Ahhh the English language... IYKWIM
Genie
24th May 2011, 09:06
aye laddie, 'tis a thing of beauty....if you know what I mean
Edbear
24th May 2011, 09:12
I can't think of any other where one sentence can have so many meanings if you know what I mean...
Genie
24th May 2011, 09:15
I tend to do that quite regularly and I'm not quite sure how i do it, it is really confusing for my boyfriend....poor man if he wasn't already mental he soon would be...if you know what I mean
huff3r
24th May 2011, 09:17
I tend to do that quite regularly and I'm not quite sure how i do it, it is really confusing for my boyfriend....poor man if he wasn't already mental he soon would be...if you know what I mean
A coonfused man is a real man. Real men do not understand wimmenz if you know what i mean :blink:
Genie
24th May 2011, 09:18
awesome...thanks so much for that, I'd pretty much given on on there being any real men left, knew i'd picked me a goodie...if you know what I mean
Edbear
24th May 2011, 09:22
I get totally confused and distracted when Mrs. Bear stretches with her arms over her head and she doesn't even say anything, if you know what I mean... :blink:
huff3r
24th May 2011, 09:22
awesome...thanks so much for that, I'd pretty much given on on there being any real men left, knew i'd picked me a goodie...if you know what I mean
There are definitely real men left, i know a pretty bloody good one myself if you know what i mean :woohoo::innocent:
Genie
24th May 2011, 09:25
There are definitely real men left, i know a pretty bloody good one myself if you know what i mean :woohoo::innocent:
Where did you see him? In the mirror? If you know what I mean
Had a really pleasant stop in last night on his way down south, he was truely delightful and lovely to meet, nice to know there are some lovely young men in the world.
oldrider
24th May 2011, 22:58
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is fairest of them all .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:
WELLYWOOD is a very catchy word, it just rolls of your tounge and they should put it to good use somewhere if you know what I mean.
huff3r
25th May 2011, 09:34
WELLYWOOD is a very catchy word, it just rolls of your tounge and they should put it to good use somewhere if you know what I mean.
WELLYWOOD will just roll on down the hill its put on, if you know what i mean.
oldrider
25th May 2011, 09:46
Wellywood if they could but they probably won't ... if you know what I mean! :mellow:
(Who really cares, what's wrong with "Wellington" anyway!)
Bald Eagle
25th May 2011, 09:49
what's wrong with "Wellington" anyway!)
do you want a list - iykwim
marie_speeds
25th May 2011, 10:06
do you want a list - iykwim
Well I would but just don't know where to start if you know what I mean....
Genie
25th May 2011, 10:49
WELLYWOOD is a very catchy word, it just rolls of your tounge and they should put it to good use somewhere if you know what I mean.
hmmm, perhaps you could put your tongue to good use instead....if you know what I mean
(perhaps in lounge)
huff3r
25th May 2011, 22:26
hmmm, perhaps you could put your tongue to good use instead....if you know what I mean
(perhaps in lounge)
The tongue can be used for many different things if you know what i mean...
oldrider
26th May 2011, 07:01
Sign of the times - looks like "WELLYWON'T" now! (Sigh . bunch of chickens) .... If you know what I mean! :buggerd:
WHERESWELLY...if you know what I mean.
Genie
26th May 2011, 07:40
enough already...if you know what I mean
huff3r
26th May 2011, 09:13
enough already...if you know what I mean
Normally the girls want moe... if you know what i mean..
Genie
26th May 2011, 09:23
Who is this Moe? Is he hawt? Is he rich? If you know what I mean :facepalm:
huff3r
26th May 2011, 11:25
Who is this Moe? Is he hawt? Is he rich? If you know what I mean :facepalm:
Ooops was meant to be more... or me... if you know what i mean
(And yes to the above if you know what i mean :innocent:)
allycatz
26th May 2011, 12:48
WHERESWELLY...if you know what I mean.
Wheres 'WARkWORTH' ner ner ner!!!!
huff3r
26th May 2011, 13:34
Wheres 'WARkWORTH' ner ner ner!!!!
Isnt that somewhere near that strange country just north of the Bombays? if you know what I mean
Wheres 'WARkWORTH' ner ner ner!!!!
Isnt that somewhere near that strange country just north of the Bombays? if you know what I mean
701 kms North of the fish's mouth if you know what I mean.
oneofsix
26th May 2011, 13:47
701 kms North of the fish's mouth if you know what I mean.
But only 58kms North of its arse IYKWIM
Isn't that where the stuff that goes into the mouth eventually passes through...if you know what I mean.
Genie
26th May 2011, 14:30
Isn't that where the stuff that goes into the mouth eventually passes through...if you know what I mean.
Doesn't everything pass through Warkworth? Not that I know...if you know what I mean
Ratti
26th May 2011, 14:42
WELLYWOOD is a very catchy word, it just rolls of your tounge and they should put it to good use somewhere if you know what I mean.
so does vomit, and its almost as attractive
iykwim
Thats you best effort in less than five minutes of joining up...IYKWIM
huff3r
26th May 2011, 15:57
Thats you best effort in less than five minutes of joining up...IYKWIM
Most intelligent post in this thread, if you know what i mean..
Genie
26th May 2011, 16:13
hi thanks for your information
red rep...you forgot....if you know what I mean....If you know what I mean.
( I didn't red ya though, I'm not that cruel)
Foxzee
26th May 2011, 16:15
red rep...you forgot....if you know what I mean....If you know what I mean.
( I didn't red ya though, I'm not that cruel)
But I am...mwahahaha...if you know what I mean:innocent:
huff3r
26th May 2011, 16:21
But I am...mwahahaha...if you know what I mean:innocent:
I thought all wimmenz was? If you know what i mean...
Foxzee
26th May 2011, 16:23
I thought all wimmenz was? If you know what i mean...
I'm sorry I don't recall pushing you button darling....if you know what I mean
huff3r
26th May 2011, 16:25
I'm sorry I don't recall pushing you button darling....if you know what I mean
I cant recall ever deserving it either :innocent: if you know what i mean :woohoo:
Foxzee
26th May 2011, 16:27
I cant recall ever deserving it either :innocent: if you know what i mean :woohoo:
I hope we are talking about the same button..if you know what I mean:shit:
huff3r
26th May 2011, 16:52
I hope we are talking about the same button..if you know what I mean:shit:
There is more than one? :blink::shit: if you know what i mean...
Foxzee
26th May 2011, 16:56
There is more than one? :blink::shit: if you know what i mean...
You have been reading that sex manual upside down aye....if you know what I mean:facepalm:
huff3r
26th May 2011, 17:01
You have been reading that sex manual upside down aye....if you know what I mean:facepalm:
Im more of a picture-book person.... if you know what i mean :innocent:
Foxzee
26th May 2011, 17:05
Im more of a picture-book person.... if you know what i mean :innocent:
Oh dear I thought I explained to you the holes in the pages of the Very Hungry Caterpillar book are not a size guide...if you know what I mean:gob:
Ratti
26th May 2011, 17:14
quite right Fox...they are for practice at aiming. iykwim
Foxzee
26th May 2011, 18:07
quite right Fox...they are for practice at aiming. iykwim
God forbid I'd like to see the aim through the small hole Rat!...if you know what I mean:gob:
Genie
26th May 2011, 18:09
Im more of a picture-book person.... if you know what i mean :innocent:
and I"m more of an action girl...if you know what I mean
Foxzee
26th May 2011, 18:11
and I"m more of an action girl...if you know what I mean
What .....so you can aim through the small hole...WOW what control....if you know what I mean:shit:
Genie
26th May 2011, 18:18
What .....so you can aim through the small hole...WOW what control....if you know what I mean:shit:
oh baby, I can aim anywhere, I have the most amazing control...you would have no idea, if you know what I mean LOL LOL :killingme
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