If You Know What I Mean

[Foxzee]

oh baby, I can aim anywhere, I have the most amazing control...you would have no idea, if you know what I mean LOL LOL :killingme

Oh Baby....I do now if you know what I mean:love:

[FJRider]

oh baby, I can aim anywhere, I have the most amazing control...you would have no idea, if you know what I mean LOL LOL :killingme

Without pic's it never happened ... If you know what I mean ... (KB policy you understand)

[oldrider]

Mashman's new avatar has got the competition absolutely licked .... if you know what I mean! :bleh:

[Genie]

Oh Baby....I do now if you know what I mean:love:

I know


Without pic's it never happened ... If you know what I mean ... (KB policy you understand)

Later


Mashman's new avatar has got the competition absolutely licked .... if you know what I mean! :bleh:


off to discover...if you know what I mean

[Virago]

Thats you best effort in less than five minutes of joining up...IYKWIM

The spammer's been sent back to India - IYKWIM...

[huff3r]

I
Later


Quoted for evidence if you know what I mean... :yes::shit:

[oldrider]

It's better late than never, so stick with Genie ... if you know what I mean! :yes:

[Genie]

Not often that I'm late...if you know what i mean

(I like to come first)

[Maha]

...again...again...again and once more for good measure if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Not often that I'm late...if you know what i mean

(I like to come first)

Seems to be a trait for women, always "me first" if you know what i mean :bleh:

Although guys seem to think its a race, and will never let(make?) women be first if you know what i mean :shit:

[Maha]

Dual gold medalists....if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

Dual gold medalists....if you know what I mean.

hey, that's the story, both coming together...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

KC says it best...if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

I'm looking and I can't see no KC....if you know what I mean

Got me a KB in the mirrior - will she do???

[huff3r]

I'm looking and I can't see no KC....if you know what I mean

Got me a KB in the mirrior - will she do???

If you can find some KY too then you'll be sweet, if you know what i mean :shit:

[Maha]

I'm looking and I can't see no KC....if you know what I mean

Got me a KB in the mirrior - will she do???

Add a little bit of ''sunshine'' and the penny may drop...if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

I can see cleary now....if you know what I mean

[Eyegasm]

I can see cleary now....if you know what I mean

Reading glasses? IYKWIM

[Maha]

KC and the Sunshine band..thats the way ah huh etc...if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

KC and the Sunshine band..thats the way ah huh etc...if you know what I mean.

i like it...ah ha ah ha that's the way i luv it....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I can see clearly now the pane has gone, if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Lorraine has been at our house and now her old mate Snow is threatening to come on over, fuck him, he hangs about too long! .... If you know what I mean! :cold:

[huff3r]

Lorraine has been at our house and now her old mate Snow is threatening to come on over, fuck him, he hangs about too long! .... If you know what I mean! :cold:

We've got an old friend sunshine up these ways, if you know what i mean :D

[BMWST?]

aint no sunshne now she gone iykwim

[oldrider]

Well, Lorraine and Snow didn't show up today, hot as hell actually .... if you know what I mean! :sunny: (nice)

[Ghost_Bullet]

I am sure I will get to reside in hell, if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Everyone who's ever died, has, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Thought I had gone to heaven this morning if you know what I mean..:blink:

[oldrider]

Actually, I think "heaven" is really right here on earth, all you have to do is look for it in the right places .... if you know what I mean! :wari:

[Edbear]

"Heaven" means different things to many people and a definition according to one's opinion may differ markedly. If heaven means a state of happiness and contentment, of pleasure and love, then I'm in heaven, if you know what I mean...:innocent:

[oldrider]

Well Ed, you obviously "are" looking in the right place, well done that man! .... If you know what I mean! :yes:

[Edbear]

'Cept for not being able to ride my bike, if you know what I mean... :bye: :crybaby:

[oldrider]

'Cept for not being able to ride my bike, if you know what I mean... :bye: :crybaby:

Except for different reasons, not riding your bike is no different than me not riding my bike! .... If you know what I mean! :ride: . :oi-grr: . :crybaby: . ( Sigh, same end result) :facepalm:

[Genie]

Not being able to ride your bike is a sad state of affairs....and I hope that for both of you and my dear friend Katie-Pie that your circumstance change for the better....if you know what I mean:love:

[oldrider]

Talking of riding, there doesn't "appear" to be very many riders heading for the Brass this year! ... If you know what I mean! :ride: :sunny:
(Sigh .... too warm, or too expensive? ACC, too many bikes on hold! :facepalm: :sick:

[Edbear]

Not being able to ride your bike is a sad state of affairs....and I hope that for both of you and my dear friend Katie-Pie that your circumstance change for the better....if you know what I mean:love:

Katiepie I'm sure, will ride again, but I will always worry about her, as I do about all my bike-riding friends. It's a dangerous place out there, the ABS in our car has saved us a couple of times this Winter already with the roads being so slippery!

Unfortunately my riding days are over, not because I can't, but because the Docs have now said my prognosis is not great long term due to having five vertebrae fused and the other two below already a bit sad from an accident with jack-hammers way back in '82. So I have to be very careful from now on. I've even got to be conscious of how I put my socks on!

[MSTRS]

pssst...they go on your feet, Ed...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I wondered what I was doing wrong, if you know what I mean...:facepalm:

[FJRider]

I wondered what I was doing wrong, if you know what I mean...:facepalm:

AND .... the same as your pants ... one leg at a time ... If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

Dang! I gotta make some changes, IYKWIM... :blink:

[oldrider]

AND .... the same as your pants ... one leg at a time ... If you know what I mean ...

Or anyone else's pants for that matter Ed ... if you know what I mean! Sigh, specially that hot little blond you write about) :whistle:

[Edbear]

Hmmmm.... Seems easier at times, to get into her pants than mine, IYKWIM... :shutup:

[oldrider]

Unfortunately some of us will have to take your word for it .... if you know what I mean! :lol:

[scissorhands]

A 'furry' (human in an animal costume) just plonked down next to me at maccas, I think it wants to be petted. At least the p whores have been leaving me alone

IYKWIM

[Ratti]

Don't touch it, you don't know where it's been. IYKWIM

[huff3r]

Don't touch it, you don't know where it's been. IYKWIM

Pussy is still pussy, if you know what i mean :blink:

[MSTRS]

Not when you have to lift a tail out of the way, it isn't...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

....when you are up to your elbow it aint either, if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

It's a cow of a thing, if you know what I mean...

[FJRider]

It's a cow of a thing, if you know what I mean...

No Bullshit then .. ... :innocent: If you know what I mean ..

[oldrider]

It's Gypsy week, bullshit, cowshit and truckshit is apparently legally spread everywhere! .... If you know what I mean! :argh:

[marie_speeds]

It's Gypsy week, bullshit, cowshit and truckshit is apparently legally spread everywhere! .... If you know what I mean! :argh:

KB is apparently full of the verbal kind if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Tis where most of my bling comes from...if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

Tis where most of my bling comes from...if you know what I mean.

If ya cant blind them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit if you know what i mean!

[oldrider]

If ya cant blind them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit if you know what i mean!

Uh oh your on my case .... if you know what I mean! :bs:

[allycatz]

If ya cant blind them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit if you know what i mean!

I believe 'bovine excrement' is the politically correct term IYKWIM!

[FJRider]

I believe 'bovine excrement' is the politically correct term IYKWIM!

A Rose (or shit) by any other name ... still smells ... as sweet ... ???

If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

Rose's are red, some of them, if you know what I mean...

[huff3r]

Rose's are red, some of them, if you know what I mean...

I prefer the green ones, the peppermint, if you know what i mean

[FJRider]

Violets are BLUE .... my favourite colour ... if you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

Sugar is sweet, apparently, if you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

and Ratti is too!

iykwim
although some may disagree

[Edbear]

and Ratti is too!

iykwim
although some may disagree

"You must spread..." :bye: IYKWIM...LOL!!!

[huff3r]

"You must spread..." :bye: IYKWIM...LOL!!!

Your legs? If you know what I mean... :shit::blink:

[Ratti]

reputation Dear, reputation!

iykwim

[Edbear]

Spreading one's legs leads to a reputation of sorts, if you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

:psst: Rumour has it that a certain rodent has trouble with her long hairs .... if you know what I mean! :shutup:

[oneofsix]

:rumour: An elderly rider is having trouble telling the difference between up and down. If you know what I mean

[marie_speeds]

:rumour: An elderly rider is having trouble telling the difference between up and down. If you know what I mean

In my experience up and down is only a temporary state :yes:.....but I know which one I prefer if you know what I mean :woohoo:

[Ratti]

An old sailor was with a ladyofthenight and afterward he asked 'How was I ?"
She said '3 Knots"
'what do you mean?"
"Not Hard, not in and not getting ya moneyback"

iykwim

[oldrider]

An old sailor was with a ladyofthenight and afterward he asked 'How was I ?"
She said '3 Knots"
'what do you mean?"
"Not Hard, not in and not getting ya moneyback"

iykwim

You win, I didn't know it was so obvious to see that I have been to sea! .... If you know what I mean! :o (hello sailor) :blip:

[Maha]

Roger the cabin-boy? if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

So THAT's his name...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

No Roger not THAT, but there is a Roger That if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

No, I googled him - he doesn't exist. There is a Roger that, though...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

"Roger that!" :yes:

Next! IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

10-4...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

2 x 4 if you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

bourbon is better than a 2x4.

hurts just as much tho, iykwim

:sick:

[MSTRS]

It can...later...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

after last saturday night...yup, I DO know what you mean:violin:

iykwim

[MSTRS]

Never gonna drink Bourbon again, huh?
Famous last words...If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

after last saturday night...yup, I DO know what you mean:violin:

iykwim

Why can't I have my money back, Roger didn't turn up .... if you know what I mean! :doh:

[Ratti]

never happen Mstrs, always room for bourbon.

for once I didn't get the bad influence award!

iykwim

[Edbear]

Bourbon is no bad influence if you know what I mean...

[FJRider]

Bourbon is no bad influence if you know what I mean...

But it can cause bad head pains ... If you know what I mean ...

[Genie]

Hey....I"m pissed....if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Hey....I"m pissed....if you know what I mean

I'm still working on it ... If you know what I mean ...

[Genie]

I'm still working on it ... If you know what I mean ...

..and I'm over it, see you tomorrow....if you know what I mean. :killingme

[FJRider]

..and I'm over it, see you tomorrow....if you know what I mean. :killingme

If I feel like opening my eye's ... If you know what I mean ... :facepalm:

[Genie]

and mine do close...and tomorrow, I shall smile for the peeps of Nellytown who desire a coffee....if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

and mine do close...and tomorrow, I shall smile for the peeps of Nellytown who desire a coffee....if you know what I mean

And I would pay money to see one ... and taste one of those coffee's ... If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

I've just made four, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

At your age? You should be...ecstatic. If you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Four coffee's ... life is a buzz ... If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

Life was a zzzzzzzzzzzzzz until daughter and son-in-law turned up and we had to wake up and get out of bed if you know what I mean... :(

[Maha]

I got up at 7.30...and got out of bed at 8.00 if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Not a lot of morning people about .... if you know what I mean! :sunny:

[huff3r]

Not a lot of morning people about .... if you know what I mean! :sunny:

Wishing i didnt even bother getting up at all today, let alone this morning if you know what i mean... :(

[oldrider]

Wishing i didnt even bother getting up at all today, let alone this morning if you know what i mean... :(

When we were kids the coal range had plaque on each side of the mantel.

On the left: "When two quarrel, both are in the wrong" (we had to recite it out loud then got a hiding)

On the right: "Cheer up the best is yet to come" ( Yep, then we had to recite that one out loud too, without crying!)

I think you need a bit of the one on the right .... if you know what I mean! :yes:

[Mom]

Thought I had gone to heaven this morning if you know what I mean..:blink:

I am hoping to go to heaven tonight if you know what I mean :blip:

[Mom]

Wishing i didnt even bother getting up at all today, let alone this morning if you know what i mean... :(

I did not want to get out of bed this morning...

But I did, and have been creative in the kitchen all day. Chin up love if you know what I mean...

[Edbear]

I did not want to get out of bed this morning...

But I did, and have been creative in the kitchen all day. Chin up love if you know what I mean...

I've been preparing a beef casserole and it smells yummy right now if you know what I mean...

[Madness]

I got up at 7.30...and got out of bed at 8.00 if you know what I mean.


I am hoping to go to heaven tonight if you know what I mean :blip:

Too much information, if you know what I mean.

Birfdays aren't what they used to be, if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

I've been preparing a beef casserole and it smells yummy right now if you know what I mean...

:drool: I have been reading a cookbook given to me by my lovely man...

He is about to eat stuff he would never line up for ordinarily. I made sure I showed him all the horrible ingredients as we scanned them in the stupidmarket today :lol:

He has taste tested as I have created, he is still grinning if you know what I mean...

[Maha]

Thats just Madness Madness if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

As in giggling like a maniac? IYKWIM

[FJRider]

:drool: I have been reading a cookbook given to me by my lovely man...

He is about to eat stuff he would never line up for ordinarily. I made sure I showed him all the horrible ingredients as we scanned them in the stupidmarket today :lol:

He has taste tested as I have created, he is still grinning if you know what I mean...

Taste's good ... and good for you ... will never catch on ... :innocent:

If you know what I mean ...

[oldrider]

I got up at 7.30...and got out of bed at 8.00 if you know what I mean.


I am hoping to go to heaven tonight if you know what I mean :blip:

Go's to show that M&M's really are action packed little sweeties .... if you know what I mean! :heart: + :heart: :blip:

[MSTRS]

If they go all sticky in your hand, they're not M+Ms...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

what are they Mstrs?
iykwim

[allycatz]

what are they Mstrs?
iykwim

Not quite ready IYKWIM!

[MSTRS]

I'm innocent, I tells ya. I was just cleaning it, and it went off all by itself.
If you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

I'm innocent, I tells ya. I was just cleaning it, and it went off all by itself.
If you know what I mean.

That's called a threesome, you, your hand and whoever you were fantasizing about .... if you know what I mean! (Sigh, self love) :love:

[Ratti]

only love this rodent is likely to get now...iykwim

[oldrider]

only love this rodent is likely to get now...iykwim

Go for it, take the positives but stay alert, you never know what might be there after your next blink .... if you know what I mean! :niceone:

[huff3r]

Go for it, take the positives but stay alert, you never know what might be there after your next blink .... if you know what I mean! :niceone:

Love can be hard to come by, but I'm told its worth it in the end...

It better fuckn be if ya know what I mean....

[FJRider]

only love this rodent is likely to get now...iykwim

But love you can rely on ... as opposed to love that lies on ... and on ... and on ... If you know what I mean ...

[MSTRS]

only love this rodent is likely to get now...iykwim

Just don't use Evolta - you'll get tics...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

tics are possibly preferable to scabies. IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

"Possibly...?"
If you know what I mean

[Maha]

Black Flag is your friend...if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/137706-2011-South-Island-KB-rally?p=1130085674#post1130085674



check this out....if you know what I mean:drool:

[MSTRS]

Tick!
Or is that 'Tuck" ?
If you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/137706-2011-South-Island-KB-rally?p=1130085674#post1130085674



check this out....if you know what I mean:drool:


lick. sip suck
IYKWIM

[oldrider]

lick. sip suck
IYKWIM

Response censored ... Sigh, if you know what I mean! :eek5:

[cc rider]

Response censored ... Sigh, if you know what I mean! :eek5:What my shy :killingme friend would have licked to day, was... :drool: :drool: :drool: if you get my drift

[cc rider]

lick. sip suck
IYKWIM:bleh: :drinkup: :baby: It's like charades... but not :confused: if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

Response censored ... Sigh, if you know what I mean! :eek5:


can't think why Oldy. IYKWM

[MSTRS]

I believe you.
But then, I'm naive and innocent
If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I believe you.
But then, I'm naive and innocent
If you know what I mean

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::killingme:killingme:killingme:kill ingme:killingme...IYKWIM

[oldrider]

can't think why Oldy. IYKWM

Well your eduction just might be incomplete, I'd be happy to assist but :spanking: ..... if you know what I mean! :cry: (Oh by the way, I'm the one who is crying) :laugh:

[Edbear]

I keep telling my wife I need a good spanking...

So when she just laughs at me, is she refusing to "torture" me or is she torturing me by refusing...? IYKWIM...

[Maha]

I dont even have to ask....IYKWIM....

[Genie]

I dont even have to ask....IYKWIM....

I don't even want to ask...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

I keep telling my wife I need a good spanking...

So when she just laughs at me, is she refusing to "torture" me or is she torturing me by refusing...? IYKWIM...

Yes.
if you know what i mean

[Ratti]

Oldy, Rattis education definatly incomplete. Always room for one more trial run tho...iykwim:2thumbsup

[MSTRS]

Life is an education, made up of trials and tribulations, best experienced up close and personal...f you know what I mean

[Genie]

Learning is one of the best things in life...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Oldy, Rattis education definatly incomplete. Always room for one more trial run tho...iykwim:2thumbsup

Oldy is still on maximum demand here in the South and his bike is on hold or he would be booking the ferry (complete with full training syllabus) tonight! ...................................... If you know what I mean! :D (See, even silly old buggers can dream on!) :whistle:

[Edbear]

Dreams are free as long as they remain dreams... IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Dreams are free as long as they remain dreams... IYKWIM

At least "wet" dreams are but a memory from long long ago! ..... If you know what I mean! (Simply an educational prelude to :tugger: IYKWIM)

[MSTRS]

When you're 'full' - it's either that or blow your nose. If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

Oldy is still on maximum demand here in the South and his bike is on hold or he would be booking the ferry (complete with full training syllabus) tonight! ...................................... If you know what I mean! :D (See, even silly old buggers can dream on!) :whistle:

pah! keyboard warriors, all talk no action:weep:

iykwim

[huff3r]

pah! keyboard warriors, all talk no action:weep:

iykwim

He probably still had some action going on, a little solo practice if you know what i mean... :lol:

[oldrider]

pah! keyboard warriors, all talk no action:weep:

iykwim

Oh my god you're on my case Ratti, the keyboard is my weapon of choice because I can't remember where I left my action man! .... If you know what I mean! :o

[Ratti]

Action Man...mmmm...promises, promises

iykwim

[huff3r]

Action Man...mmmm...promises, promises

iykwim

Promises are made to be broken it seems... if you know what i mean...:(

[MSTRS]

I thought Promises featured the biggest lungs in the music business - after Dolly Parton, that is. If you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

Just got back from first outing on Z#4...If I were a regular smoker, I'd be lying back with a ciggy and a grin!:2thumbsup Dayam that was good!

If you know what I mean:drool:

[oldrider]

Just got back from first outing on Z#4...If I were a regular smoker, I'd be lying back with a ciggy and a grin!:2thumbsup Dayam that was good!

If you know what I mean:drool:

How long would it take to change my name by deed poll to Z#4 ? ..... If you know what I mean! :2thumbsup (Sigh, when do I get to hear you say dayam, that was good?)

[Ratti]

JUst as soon as you show up with a permission note from your sweetheart!:killingme

iykwim

[huff3r]

JUst as soon as you show up with a permission note from your sweetheart!:killingme

iykwim

At that age the heart generally starts to sour... if you know what I mean :lol:

[Ratti]

Not for Oldy and his sweetheart tho. Some things are too precious to make a mess of.

IYKWIM

[huff3r]

Not for Oldy and his sweetheart tho. Some things are too precious to make a mess of.

IYKWIM

Other things are just precious enough that making a mess is exactly what you wanna do... if you know what I mean... :2thumbsup

[Ratti]

good answer! iykwim

bugger it, I can't bling ya this time dude!

[oldrider]

JUst as soon as you show up with a permission note from your sweetheart!:killingme

iykwim

I think you might have a wee hidden mean streak under that cuddly warm exterior .... if you know what I mean! :lol: (Alias Z#4)

[MSTRS]

In the interests of good taste, we tend to hide more and more things as we get older...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

And because we don't like being laughed at when we let it all hang out, IYKWIM... :lol:

[oldrider]

Laughter is the best medicine they say, (unless they are laughing "at" you of course!) .... if you know what I mean! :nya:

[Edbear]

When I flash Mrs. Bear I get that kinda snorting chuckling laughter, if you know what I mean... :nya:

[oldrider]

They also say "love" conquers everything http://nz.sports.yahoo.com/opinions/show/2499020/vancouvers-kissing-couple-revealed/ IYKWIM! :love:

[oldrider]

When I flash Mrs. Bear I get that kinda snorting chuckling laughter, if you know what I mean... :nya:

One day I too will flash Mrs Bear, just to hear that laughter (or not :Police:) .... if you know what I mean!

[Edbear]

Judging by her usual reaction to men exposing themselves in speedo's or naked, the reaction is likely to be hilarity. :lol: IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Judging by her usual reaction to men exposing themselves in speedo's or naked, the reaction is likely to be hilarity. :lol: IYKWIM

I withdraw my "threat", if you haven't got the goods, it doesn't pay to advertise! .... If you know what I mean! :weep:

[Maha]

Dirty Harry grew up on a farm and one day his father said to him...
''Go ahead, Rake my Hay''....if you know what I mean.



yes very very old joke but still good

[Maha]

I withdraw my "threat", if you haven't got the goods, it doesn't pay to advertise! .... If you know what I mean! :weep:

I left my heart in sand crabs disco...if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

:tugger:you lot gone on holiday....if you know what I mean:2thumbsup:girlfight::lol:

[oldrider]

:tugger:you lot gone on holiday....if you know what I mean:2thumbsup:girlfight::lol:

Just standing by awaiting your wish, which is of course my command oh Genie of the lamp .... if you know what I mean! :wings:

[Ratti]

Finally, a man who knows his place. iykwim

[huff3r]

Finally, a man who knows his place. iykwim

So its true that you lose it when you get older? If you know what i mean :lol:

[oldrider]

Finally, a man who knows his place. iykwim

The last woman who said that to me almost died from the side effects of a four hour multiple orgasm .... if you know what I mean! (Sigh, modesty is not my strong point!) :mellow:

[Ratti]

Wish i did know what you mean..iykwim

[FJRider]

The last woman who said that to me almost died from the side effects of a four hour multiple orgasm .... if you know what I mean! (Sigh, modesty is not my strong point!) :mellow:

Says the man with the Triumph vibrator ... if you know what I mean ...

get a smoooooth yamaha ...

[oldrider]

Says the man with the Triumph vibrator ... if you know what I mean ...

get a smoooooth yamaha ...

What! My Triumph doesn't vibrate, (Sigh, it just sits in the shed damn it!) it's as silent as the lamb's! .... If you know what I mean! :weep:

[huff3r]

) it's as silent as the lamb's! .... If you know what I mean! :weep:

But it probably gets ridden a little/lot less if you know what i mean...

[Ratti]

Oldy rides as often as I do :blip: IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Oldy rides as often as I do :blip: IYKWIM

Riding pillion, up close and personal .... if you know what I mean! :ride: :heart: :blip:

[Edbear]

The passing of time, an occurance to be both mourned and celebrated if you know what I mean...

[007XX]

The succesful passing of anything, when one becomes of a certain age, is something to be celebrated, never mourned... If you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

At my age passing a little wind can be a major event .... if you know what I mean! :mellow:

[MSTRS]

The succesful passing of anything, when one becomes of a certain age, is something to be celebrated, never mourned... If you know what I mean.

You mean - the successful CONTROL OF passing anything...if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

At my age passing a little wind can be a major event .... if you know what I mean! :mellow:

As in 'disaster' ? If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Mrs. Bear and I have passing conversations if you know what I mean...:innocent:

[MSTRS]

Not....hall sex? If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Not....hall sex? If you know what I mean

LOL!!! No, "wind passing", sorta like, "anything you can do I can do better!" if you know what I mean... :facepalm:

[Genie]

oh ...is this thread going to die?


Would be sad to see the passing of this dear friend.


It's always nice to pop online and see how your words do play....miss you all and hope you are all well and enjoying the wonder that is life....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Like the Scottish thread, this one may never die, someone will miss it and post again, IYKWIM

[Genie]

Like the Scottish thread, this one may never die, someone will miss it and post again, IYKWIM

you mean just like I did....heheheheheehehe


if you know what I mean:laugh::laugh::bleh::bleh:

[Edbear]

you mean just like I did....heheheheheehehe

if you know what I mean:laugh::laugh::bleh::bleh:

Perzackery! If you know what I mean! <_<

[MSTRS]

Just giving it a kick now and again to see if it is still with us? If you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Yep! I reckon you'd get plenty of KB paramedics who'd offer CPR too if necessary, if you know what I mean...

[FJRider]

Some of them are just all blow ... If you know what I mean ..

[Genie]

be careful which way that wind is blowing, if it's a southerly best be wary....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Blowing, hard, hot, heavy, hot and cold or out your ear? IYKWIM <_<

[Genie]

that's a fair bit of blowing....if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

There are a few I dont want blowing IN my ear ... If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

I like blowing raspberries, esp on her tummy, if you know what I mean... :msn-wink:

[Vacquer0]

Just because you are on the bottom it doesn't mean you are losing....if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

It doesn't mean you're missing out anyway ... If you know what I mean ...

[Ratti]

I know HEAPS about missing out. iykwim

[FJRider]

Story of my life :doh: ... If you know what I mean ...

[Ratti]

we could write a song 'The I'm Missing Out Blues'
iykwim

[Genie]

song, sung blue everybody knows one....song, sung blue every garden grows one.....me and you, if you know what I mean:msn-wink:

[oldrider]

we could write a song 'The I'm Missing Out Blues'
iykwim

The answer (in the meantime) could be in your own hands .... if you know what I mean! :shifty:

[FJRider]

The answer (in the meantime) could be in your own hands .... if you know what I mean! :shifty:

If asked ... I'd give the girls ... a hand ... If you know what I mean ...

[MSTRS]

The answer (in the meantime) could be in your own hands .... if you know what I mean! :shifty:

...or blowing in the wind. If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

has been for some time Oldy:msn-wink:....you live too far away dude!

iykwim

[MSTRS]

So, not "Hands Across The Water" then? If you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

Mr Gadget? you know something about Oldy that I don't?

iykwim

[oldrider]

....you live too far away dude! ..... iykwim

Just as well Ratti cos you might just find the true meaning of "The older I get ... the better I "was" ....
if you know what I mean! :lol:

[Ratti]

what makes you think I don't already know about that phenomenon?
iykwim

[Edbear]

OR's a phenomenon? IYKWIM :blink:

[oldrider]

what makes you think I don't already know about that phenomenon?
iykwim

Err, I was referring to my own inadequacies dear lady ..... if you know what I mean! :mellow:
(If one doesn't have the goods, one should refrain from advertising and besides, my Superman suit doesn't fit me any more!) :o

[Ratti]

OR's a phenomenon? IYKWIM :blink:

You better believe it MrTed!:yes:

iykwim

[Genie]

Oh, remember Ted E Bear and Strassman, I miss them, if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Oh, remember Ted E Bear and Strassman, I miss them, if you know what I mean

Strassman lost his voice and Ted E Bear went on strike, (refused to talk) until he got it back again .... if you know what I mean! :shutup:

[Ratti]

less talk, more action! iykwim

[oldrider]

less talk, more action! iykwim

Hey Ratti, we could do a good ventriloquist act, I could sit on your knee and be your dummy .... if you know what I mean! :corn:

[MSTRS]

It seems that Ratti and Oldrider are into oral sex. They talk about sex a lot.
If you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

It seems that Ratti and Oldrider are into oral sex. They talk about sex a lot.
If you know what I mean.

Yeah, we are a couple of long distance orators .... if you know what we mean! :bleh: .... :psst:

[MSTRS]

The linguistics are cunning...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

damn bling limits! Not allowed to give it to either of you two


iykwim

[Ratti]

Hey Ratti, we could do a good ventriloquist act, I could sit on your knee and be your dummy .... if you know what I mean! :corn:


so where would I put my hand to control your mouth?

iykwim

[oldrider]

so where would I put my hand to control your mouth?

iykwim

Once settled on your knee, I will whisper where to put your hand and guarantee that you will have total control of "EVERYTHING" .... if you know what I mean! :blip:

[Ratti]

hold that thought, I'm just booking the ferry crossing now:scooter:. iykwim

[oldrider]

hold that thought, I'm just booking the ferry crossing now:scooter:. iykwim

Yep, that confirms it .... you (definitely) know what I mean! :yes:

( some women would kill for the chance to boogie with a 72 year old impotent lap dancer and you are getting it for free, aint :love: grand! )

[Ratti]

we could invite Mstrs..he likes to talk about it too. Threesome Yaay! iykwim

[MSTRS]

we could invite Mstrs..he likes to talk about it too. Threesome Yaay! iykwim

Goddammit! Proof that the conventional wisdom of "S/he who talks about it most is getting the least."
If you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

:shutup: :innocent:

[MSTRS]

Quiet in the cheap seats. If you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

:shutup: :innocent:

Don't you mean :shutup: .... :innocent: and :blink: I.E. one of these :grouphug: restricted to twa? :yes: if you know what I mean!

(sigh, always secretly fancied a bit of the kinky but never really had the balls or the inclination to take the plunge!) :lol:

[FJRider]

we could invite Mstrs..he likes to talk about it too. Threesome Yaay! iykwim

Threesome ... ??? the only bloody threesome's I get nowdays is me, myself, and I ... if you know what I mean ... :facepalm:

[oldrider]

we could invite Mstrs..he likes to talk about it too. Threesome Yaay! iykwim

Ratti with me and MSTRS on a knee each, ventriloquist act supremeo :psst::blink: .... if you know what I mean!

(Sigh, give me a "mother" with smooth hands!)

[Ratti]

Goddammit! Proof that the conventional wisdom of "S/he who talks about it most is getting the least."
If you know what I mean.

:yes:


Ratti with me and MSTRS on a knee each, ventriloquist act supremeo :psst::blink: .... if you know what I mean!

shh, I just invite Mstrs and his lovely Tart to stay...don't want to scare them off! iykwim

[oldrider]

:yes:



shh, I just invite Mstrs and his lovely Tart to stay...don't want to scare them off! iykwim

Well, today is the 19th and none of you have come up for air yet ..... if you know what I mean! :wait:

[Edbear]

Well, today is the 19th and none of you have come up for air yet ..... if you know what I mean! :wait:

Too much fun down under... 'Sides, if you come up too quick you get the bends, , if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

Bends can get the spot the others miss. iykwim

[Edbear]

Sadly, I don't bend as well as I used to, too much metalwork onboard, but 'slong as one is flexible, the other can manage quite well, IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Bends can get the spot the others miss. iykwim

The spot others miss? I see flaws in your education again .... if you know what I mean! :whistle: (Sigh, another case for Professor oldrider) :hitcher:

[Edbear]

Oh, so that was what you meant, I failed to grasp that... if you know what I mean...:facepalm:

[Ratti]

o to be Oldy and to have so much experience...poor ignorant wee rodent is moi. Sad really, iykwim

[oldrider]

o to be Oldy and to have so much experience...poor ignorant wee rodent is moi. Sad really, iykwim

C'mon Ratti "experience" expressed through a key board is way sadder :cry: .... if you know what I mean!

(Sigh, It was Mrs O's birthday yesterday and it took me until today to get her present unwrapped and ready to give to her and then she said it was the wrong size!) :facepalm:

[Ratti]

:shit:too big? too small? iykwim

[oldrider]

:shit:too big? too small? iykwim

Errr ... it was bent :o ..... if you know what I mean! :lol:

[Ratti]

apply gentle pressure to straighten. iykwim

[oldrider]

apply gentle pressure to straighten. iykwim

Fixed, thank you ... you were in my thoughts at the time :blink: .... if you know what I mean! :woohoo:

[Ratti]

Any time! I aim to please. iykwim

[oldrider]

Any time! I aim to please. iykwim

Sigh, women! :rolleyes:

You tell me you aim to please and Mrs O/r tells me to please aim! :mellow:

Seems women feel I have been drifting aimlessly through life! :facepalm: ..... If you know what I mean!