If You Know What I Mean

[Ratti]

er...not enough lubrication- IYKWIM

[huff3r]

er...not enough lubrication- IYKWIM

Uhh.. theres young people around here!!! If you know what i mean :lol:

[Mom]

3B cream, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

had a 3b notebook once, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

If you use that like you would 3b cream, you would get paper cuts, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

OUCH......I know what you mean, plaster anyone?

If you know what I mean

[diggyduo]

Hopefully you'll avoid the painful 'hair sticks to plaster' removal...if you know what i mean

[huff3r]

Hopefully you'll avoid the painful 'hair sticks to plaster' removal...if you know what i mean

Just lick up the blood haha, if you know what i mean...

i disgust myself :lol:

[Laxi]

i disgust myself :lol:

and everyone else if you know what i mean :sick:

[Genie]

oh you know, each to their own, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Supple? If you know what I mean...

[Genie]

just like barbie...if you know what i mean

[Ratti]

nope, don't like Barbie at all, IYKWIM

[Genie]

not supple then...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

no no, I can bend in ways that Barbie can't, iykwim

[FJRider]

Some things have to be seen to be believed ... if you know what I mean ...

[huff3r]

Some things have to be seen to be believed ... if you know what I mean ...

There are some things you'd rather not see! if you know what i mean...

[FJRider]

There are some things you'd rather not see! if you know what i mean...

There are things I wished I never saw ... if you know what I mean ...

[Ratti]

brain worms, if you know what I mean

[Sharry]

I have seen things you wouldn't believe, if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

I have seen things you wouldn't believe, if you know what I mean.

I dont believe most of what i see, if you know what i mean

[Jonathan]

I dont believe most of what i see, if you know what i mean

Better lay off the mushies, if you know what I mean...

[Laxi]

my farkn head hurts, if ya'll know what i mean

[Sharry]

Sleep is your friend, if you what know I mean.

[Genie]

an excess of alcohol is not......moderation, If you know what I mean

[Ronin]

I think the shits about to hit the fan... If you know what I mean

[Maha]

One would hope so, if you know what I mean.

[Ronin]

oh i know what you mean, if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I'm very innocent and have no idea what you mean, if you know what I mean...

[Mom]

innocence is bliss if you know what I mean

[Sharry]

That makes me the most blissfull :innocent:, if you know what I mean?

[Genie]

hmmmmmm, then I must be extremely unblissful, but I thought ignorance was bliss, in which case I'm blissful too, if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

hmmmmmm, then I must be extremely unblissful, but I thought ignorance was bliss, in which case I'm blissful too, if you know what I mean

I want to be blissfull ... if you know what I mean ...

[Genie]

I thought the male species naturally were......If you know what I mean

[Mom]

I am quite partial to a certain member of the male species if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

Im quite partial to a male member full stop, iykwim

[Toaster]

Members are only male if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

the male member.....hmmmmmmmmmmm, if you know what i mean

[huff3r]

the male member.....hmmmmmmmmmmm, if you know what i mean

Don't bring it up if you know what i mean

;)

[Genie]

but....but...but I thought that was what you were supposed to do.....might go back to being ignorant, I you know what I mean

[Ratti]

members! a- teeeeen- shun! iykwim

[FJRider]

Im quite partial to a male member full stop, iykwim

if its a nice member ... you wont want to stop, if you know what I mean ...

[huff3r]

if its a nice member ... you wont want to stop, if you know what I mean ...

But nice guys finish last, if you know what i mean

[Genie]

yeah i heard that, damn shame too....if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

But nice guys finish last, if you know what i mean

The lady should always come first ... if you know what I mean ...

[huff3r]

The lady should always come first ... if you know what I mean ...

Theres only one place where a guy wants to come last if you know what i mean

[diggyduo]

Theres only one place where a guy wants to come last if you know what i mean
I can think of a few places, if you know what i mean

[Sharry]

And I have been a few places....... if you know what I mean?

[FJRider]

I know the right places ... if you know what I mean ...

[Ratti]

that's what they all say- iykwim

[Sharry]

Ah, but do you know the places that are right for me?......... if you know what I mean?

[Ronin]

experimentation is the key... if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Ah, but do you know the places that are right for me?......... if you know what I mean?

I can only but try ... if you know what I mean ...

[Sharry]

If experience is the key then I have many keys..... if you know what I mean?

[bogan]

If experience is the key then I have many keys..... if you know what I mean?

you don't need keys when you force an entry... if you know what I mean?

[cave weta]

Ladies with foreign accents in tight one piece leathers always make me stand uncomfortably- If you know what I mean?....

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[FJRider]

Ladies with foreign accents in tight one piece leathers always make me stand uncomfortably- If you know what I mean?....

They may make you lie down then ..... if you know what I mean ...

[huff3r]

They may make you lie down then ..... if you know what I mean ...

They are far more likely to act as if you dont even exist, if you know what i mean

[Mom]

They get very frustrated if you act like they dont exist if you know what I mean

[cave weta]

We all know that some women play it up for us though -if you know what I mean....

[Sharry]

Sometimes a girl has to play up cos that's the only thing going up........ if you know what I mean?

[Maha]

You're playin' with the wrong crowd darlink...if you know what I mean.

[bogan]

maybe she plays for the other team, if ya know what I mean :blip:

[Mom]

There is no maybe about it if you know what I mean

[diggyduo]

maybe there was a good dose of jack, if you know what i mean

[huff3r]

maybe there was a good dose of jack, if you know what i mean

Maybe jack likes to play chess alone, if you know what i mean

[cave weta]

There is no maybe about it if you know what I mean

All of You lot will bat each way- if you know what I mean...

[huff3r]

All of You lot will bat each way- if you know what I mean...

According to them crickets more fun when you get to play for both teams if you know what i mean

[Sharry]

Cricket is for those with no imagination, if you know what I mean?

[Genie]

I would have thought one woudl need imagination whilst playing cricket, like what else is there to do......if you know what I mean

[slofox]

There's lots of games can be played...if you know what I mean...

[Sharry]

I play a different game than you, if you know what I mean?

[Maha]

And you make the bestest cheesecakes......if you know what I mean.

[yungatart]

And you make the bestest cheesecakes......if you know what I mean.

I thought that was somebody else, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

I thought that was somebody else, if you know what I mean.

They are different, both have there place in the Maha Tum Tum and both are the bestest for thier own tastes and texture, if you know what I mean.

Whew......good save that man.

[MSTRS]

One o too many - if you know what I mean

[ManDownUnder]

They are different, both have there place in the Maha Tum Tum and both are the bestest for thier own tastes and texture, if you know what I mean.

Whew......good save that man.

In my expert opinion there needs to be a second opinion... if you know what I mean.

[FJRider]

In my expert opinion there needs to be a second opinion... if you know what I mean.

Sometimes there is just not a right answer ... if you know what I mean ..

[Genie]

you are so correct....it must be so hard being a man......if you know what I mean

[slofox]

you are so correct....it must be so hard being a man......if you know what I mean

It IS hard sometimes...if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

has it ups and downs......if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Hurts when one rolls over first thing in the morning, if you know what I mean.

[bogan]

depends what you roll onto, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

One o too many - if you know what I mean

:laugh: Took me a moment but I finally got what you meant, now thats subtle as, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Come on bogan, you know what I mean, even the the the, oh never mind, if you know what I mean.

[bogan]

Come on bogan, you know what I mean, even the the the, oh never mind, if you know what I mean.

I know what you mean, but do you know what I mean? some things don't hurt at all when one rolls on top of them, if you know what I mean.

though I'm not sure rolling is the most seductive way to get there

[ManDownUnder]

It IS hard sometimes...if you know what I mean...

it can be draining... and yet that's the best bit - if you know what I mean

[Mom]

it can be draining... and yet that's the best bit - if you know what I mean

Took you a while to get here if you know what I mean

[Genie]

and sometimes it's over before it began.....if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I somehow doubt this thread will ever be over, if you know what I mean...

[ManDownUnder]

Took you a while to get here if you know what I mean

While not an endurance event, timing is important enough - if you know what I mean...

[Sharry]

I would rather it was over before it began, if you know what I mean?

[Mom]

There are times I would prefer it did not stop if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

There are times I would prefer it did not stop if you know what I mean

Can we stop talking about sex already? if you know what i mean

[huff3r]

Can we stop talking about sex already? if you know what i mean

Are we all that frustrated, if you know what i mean?

[Sharry]

there is a lot of presumtion around what 'it' is referring to, if you know what I mean?

[golfmade]

Just popped quite a few cherries, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

you have been busy.......if you know what I mean

[crazyhorse]

busy is an understatement... if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Shoop shoop diddy wop cumma cumma wang dang if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Speak English - or fuck off back where you came from...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Everybody wang chung tonight if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

hehe...thanks, now you got me grooving....if you know what I mean:wari:

[Scorp]

Looks like that banana's luck is in, if ya know what I mean!

[Maha]

Looks like that banana's luck is in, if ya know what I mean!

How come you have one red dot under your name, are you a prick? if not, I can fix that for you if you know what I mean.

EDIT: There fixed, felt sorry for ya, two greens boxes now.

[Genie]

oh and look....now he has 3 green boxes.......if you know what I mean:wari:

[MSTRS]

All this talk of boxes is making me nervous...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Why does nom nom nom spring to mind.....if you know what I mean

[Genie]

get back to work or something...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Musical Interlude.....if you know what I mean.

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[Genie]

hahaha, and now you got my daughter grooving as well.....if you know that I mean :wari:

[Maha]

Ya wanna Mom groove to Jimmy, seen him twice at a small pub venue close to here, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

saw him once, many moons ago at a venue near here .....If you know what I mean

[Maha]

I love the tags on this thread, almost a sentence in itself if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

What's all this making irrefutable statements, and than adding 'if you know what I mean'...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Some dickhead started it a while back and now look where we are, I know you mean what if, if you know what I mean.

[Scorp]

Maybe we need a "nudge, nudge, wink, wink" follow up thread, if you know what I mean.





How come you have one red dot under your name, are you a prick? if not, I can fix that for you if you know what I mean.

EDIT: There fixed, felt sorry for ya, two greens boxes now.
Cheers mate! A couple of posters seem to have taken exception to a thread I started about overpriced beginner bikes (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/120360-And-the-quot-Overpriced-Beginners-Bike-of-the-Week-Award-quot-goes-to...) and red carded me. Maybe it was their bike I linked! :blink: Only supposed to be a little bit of fun, but you know the way these things can go. I'd like to think I'm not a prick, but then I guess most pricks don't think they're pricks! Catch 22.

[Genie]

i've got dust in my eye....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

All good scorp, there are some really uptight ego stretched morons on here if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

uptight ego stretched with tunnel vision and a twist of nastiness....if you know what I mean

but me, I'm nice

[Maha]

Well sprinkle my cone Genie, you must know some real dodgy charaters if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

I have 106 posts in this thread to date if you know what I mean.

EDIT: I mean 107 now.

[Genie]

Well sprinkle my cone Genie, you must know some real dodgy charaters if you know what I mean.

seriously, 'tis the many posts that I have read.....i know not any dodgy characters, only the lovelies get into my field of vision......if you know what I mean



think i waste too much time on here....i'm on 94

[Maha]

Is drinking and typing an IT offence? if you know what I mean.

[Sharry]

Only if you are typing while you are driving, if you know what I mean?

[Maha]

I will go to work soon, I promise, just waiting on some product to show up, if you know what I mean.

[BMWST?]

product in a plain brown wrapper? if you know what i mean

[Maha]

White box actually, if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

don't let Dean see that post, he'll accuse you of racism, ifyou know what i mean

[Maha]

oh yeah, white and brown mentioned.....bad bad meany men, if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

only had a run in with one badbad meany male, most are delicate, romantic souls-if you know what i mean

[Edbear]

only had a run in with one badbad meany male, most are delicate, romantic souls-if you know what i mean

You know me so well... if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

men are simple souls, weird but simple, If you know what I mean

[Maha]

I am simple...........as in, non complicated, if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Some say I'm simply weird, if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

food, sex, work, sex,food- if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

food, sex, work, sex,food- if you know what I mean

They're actually more complicated than you'd believe, if you know what ii mean

[Genie]

ah the complicated male, I just love him.......if you know what I mean

[2wheeldrifter]

For a uncopulating female.... if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

er..I dont, do you Genie?
could you tell us what you mean, if you know what you mean?

[Genie]

aha, well now, nothing quite like complication to stop life being boring now is there......if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

there are men who are complicated souls, men who are simple souls and men who are arsholes- if you know what I mean?

[Genie]

men have arseholes but they really don't need to be one, now do they.......if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

men have arseholes but they really don't need to be one, now do they.......if you know what I mean

But if they didn't have one ... does that mean they'd be full of shit ... if you know what I mean ...

[Ratti]

but so many of ya's are. If ya know wot I mean

[Genie]

yeah I was thinking the same thing....like hello, if you know what I meanoh and cheers Maha, who'd thought this thread would bring so much joy to so many

[Ratti]

YUp.. a thousand blessings on St Maha! well, one or two anyway

[Genie]

:killingmeoh please dear Ratti, dont get carried away in the moment, "st maha" my arse......if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

:killingme "st maha" my arse......if you know what I mean

Careful ... he need little encouragement ... if you know what I mean ...

[Maha]

Aint no Saint but the halo does glow brighter whenith thy blessed ones becomeith joyous with thee.....if you know what I mean.

[Hitcher]

Timeo Danaos et dona ferentis, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

Nah.....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Na, would'nt have a clue, but it does not sound good, best see a doctor asap if you what I mean.

[Genestho]

:laugh:"Beware of Greeks bearing gifts". Google is your friend...IYKWIM

[MSTRS]

Talk of 'greek' round these parts gets the natives restless...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

The end of yet another working week, my weekend begins.......Now! if you know what I mean.

[Scorp]

Another weekend, a new chapter in life's great book opens up, IYKWIM...

(Got my BHS training and test on Sunday morning - wish me luck!)

[Genie]

Yeeha, gotta love the weekends, i'm off to work tomorrow, coffee anyone? If you know what I mean

[Maha]

All the best for your BHS scorp, it piss easy mate if you know what I mean.

[Sharry]

I'm bored, got no one to play with........... if you know what I mean?

[Maha]

Theres always yourself darlin' if you know what I mean

[Toaster]

Play with yourself then if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

We blokes think very much alike if you know what I mean

[Toaster]

Maha is invisible and being a voyeur if you know what I mean!

[Maha]

I like a sneak peek if you know what I mean

[Toaster]

I am so gonna get busted if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

do it behind locked doors, if you know what I mean

[Cheshire Cat]

Yeeha, gotta love the weekends, i'm off to work tomorrow, coffee anyone? If you know what I mean

Lets get coffee, if yah know what I mean

[Genie]

coffee with a view and a pineapple lump.....if you know what I mean

[huff3r]

Lets get coffee, if yah know what I mean

Coffee or comfy? if you know what i mean

:lol:

[Genie]

is that a pick-up line...if you know what I mean.

[Insanity_rules]

Do you have any Italian in you... If you know what I mean?

[huff3r]

is that a pick-up line...if you know what I mean.

It is if it works... if you know what i mean lmao

[diggyduo]

Do you have any Italian in you... If you know what I mean?
do you like salsiccia and meatballs? if you know what i mean

[Kornholio]

It is ok if your mate's girlfriend gives you a woody... if you know what I mean ;)

[Maha]

It is ok if your mate's girlfriend gives you a woody... if you know what I mean ;)

No pirau it is not ok, your mates girfriend may be trans-gender if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

Do you have any Italian in you... If you know what I mean?

Only if I stopped suddenly and 2wheeldrifters duc went up my arse, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I was just talking about the entertainment value of KB in another thread, if you what I mean.

[Genie]

hey poor fella, i so know what you mean, was just there myself...if you know what I mean :lol:

[Ratti]

I don tknow what you mean..where do you mean? If you know what I mean?

[Genie]

a thread on how much KB sucks....my initials are KB and i can suck.....if you know what I mean, but not much these days....if you know that I mean


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/120592-Can-anyone-(yes-even-you)-tell-me-why-KB-SUCKS-so-much-lately-!

[Hopeful Bastard]

a thread on how much KB sucks....my initials are KB and i can suck.....if you know what I mean, but not much these days....if you know that I mean


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/120592-Can-anyone-(yes-even-you)-tell-me-why-KB-SUCKS-so-much-lately-!

Ive got a thread for you to suck on, If you know what i mean

[Genie]

sorry I have no idea what you mean.....if you know what I mean

[peasea]

sorry I have no idea what you mean.....if you know what I mean

I think you do....if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

honestly sir I have no idea....i'm too simple for this if you now what I mean

[MSTRS]

So - not a Hitashi then...if you know what I mean

[Genie]

WTF is this Hitashi then....HI Tash.....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Velly sucky mota...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

As a man in England who had to be taken to hospital to remove the attachment can testify, if you know what I mean...

[yungatart]

Sounds reallly uncomfortable, if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Not to mention extremely embarrassing if you know what I mean...

[yungatart]

It could leave you red faced, if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

I think he was more than just red faced, if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

One thing he probably wasn't feeling, was a knob...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Peter Sinclair and a Vegemite Jar comes to mind, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

oh and now you're just being ridiculous.....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Approaching the 1000th post in this thread, who will win the coverted prize, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

holy cow, there's a prize, i didn't know that.....if you know what I mean

[Hitcher]

Don't hold your breath, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

holy cow, there's a prize, i didn't know that.....if you know what I mean


Don't hold your breath, if you know what I mean.

The race is on trendsetters! if you know Hitcher (opps, I mean I) means

[Hitcher]

It's been done before, if you know what I mean

[Sharry]

I wanna prize, I wanna prize.... if you know what I mean?

[rustic101]

You can't smoke in the office,, but you can have a fag in the shower... If you know what I mean

[Sharry]

I don't smoke any more anywhere, if you know what I mean?

[Sharry]

I will leave the fagging to rustic101, if you know what I mean?

[2wheeldrifter]

A good fag or two never hurt anyone... if you know what I mean

[rustic101]

Lol, I don't suck on fags, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

It's been done before, if you know what I mean

Ahhhhhhhh be that as it may, this is a virtual prize...if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

Ahhhhhhhh be that as it may, this is a vitual prize...if you know what I mean.

Virtual because its so small it "virtually" doesnt exist if you know what i mean

[Sharry]

Lol, I don't suck on fags, if you know what I mean

Maybe not, but a fag would be happy sucking on you, if you know what I mean?

[FJRider]

at least one of them will be happy ... if you know what I mean ......

[2wheeldrifter]

Who's for ice cream... if you know what I mean

[Scorp]

All the best for your BHS scorp, it piss easy mate if you know what I mean.
I was indeed piss easy, perhaps too piss easy (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/119505-Yehah!-BHC-and-Learners-on-one-Saturday-morning.?p=1129692058#post1129692058), if you know what I mean...

[Sharry]

I like french vanilla, if you know what I mean?

[Maha]

I like Hokey Pokey if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

Loving the innuendos...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

In Your End Doe? dat be a laxitive, if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

having to take meds gives me the shits, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Having the shits can curtail one's wanderings...if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

One particular thread is just sarting to get interesting, if you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

which thread is that? tell us what you mean.

[MSTRS]

Pick at a thread, and the whole thing will unravel...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

like knitting and a cat, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

When you get caught between the Moon and New York City, I know its crazy, but its true if you know what I mean.

[Mom]

Apparently a lot can happen in a New York minute if you know what I mean.

[chester]

Im sick of waiting if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Waiting for what, can I be of assistance, if you know what I mean

[Genie]

I think he's waiting for a day off work so he can go play on his bike.....if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

perhaps he's playing already and its taking a while, ifyou know what I mean

[Genie]

oh dear, I do know what you mean and that's just gotta be pretty damn frustrating.....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

Lovin' the avatars lady's.....nice and bright and happy and gay if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

I wanna go play on my playground,please....if you know what I mean :lol:

...and it's raining, I could jump in the puddles

[FJRider]

I wanna go play on my playground,please....if you know what I mean :lol:

There may a FEW fella's that want to play on your playground too ... if you know what I mean ...

[Number One]

Management sucks...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

In lieu of a pay rise...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

have to be a bloody good suck to be acceptable in lieu of $$$, ifyou know what I Mean

[Genie]

some people have been known to actually be paid to suck....if you know what I mean

[Maha]

And some people can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

really, not heard of that one but did see a women once put a condon over her head....if you know what I mean :lol:

[Maha]

really, not heard of that one but did see a women once put a condon over her head....if you know what I mean :lol:

A condon eh? you got a cold Genie? if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

hmmmmm, duh, it's that time of the day/year....if you know what I mean:thud:

[Ratti]

o sister! I KNOW what you mean!

[Maha]

Hoochie Gucci Fiorucci Mama if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

oh now you made me miss outrageous fortune....if you know what I mean

[avgas]

'E 'aint e're me, 'es my brother, if ya know wot I 'ean

[Maha]

Im thinking...The Hollies??????? please tell me you know what I mean.

[Hitcher]

She was a black magic woman, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Cast that spell upom me one more time if you know what I mean

(Magic Woman Touch)

[Hitcher]

Penultimate, if you know what I mean.

[Hitcher]

Hitcher's a sneaky bastard, if you know what I mean.