If You Know What I Mean

[oldrider]

The fucking rat's still winning but she/he's gone quiet now, work in progress .... if you know what I mean! :sweatdrop:scratch: (something tells me it's female ... soooooo cunning)

[Maha]

Nutella, ok hadn't heard that one. I use Peanut butter, the rats can't snatch and run .... IYKWIM

Happy 10,000 reply dude...iykwim.


The fucking rat's still winning but she/he's gone quiet now, work in progress .... if you know what I mean! :sweatdrop:scratch: (something tells me it's female ... soooooo cunning)

10,001...oooooooooooooooooooooo so close John...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Hmmm, I had no idea, I wondered what on earth you were on about! Congratulations ... if you know what I mean! :first: :drinknsin

[Maha]

This my 1,000th post in the thread, or a 10th of the contributed double edged lines that have graced these parts...iykwim.

[oneofsix]

This my 1,000th post in the thread, or a 10th of the contributed double edged lines that have graced these parts...iykwim.

You prefer to grace your parts with double edged lines :eek: I prefer other things gracing mine ... iykwim

[oldrider]

Silent night, the evil gnawing crashing thing has gone quiet, the suspense is killing us ... if you know what I mean! :blip:
(Just got to squeeze under the house to try and confirm the situation ... getting too old for that shit, damn it! ... IYKWIM)

[Edbear]

Silent night, the evil gnawing crashing thing has gone quiet, the suspense is killing us ... if you know what I mean! :blip:
(Just got to squeeze under the house to try and confirm the situation ... getting too old for that shit, damn it! ... IYKWIM)

You need the cat named "Horse", if you known what I mean. :yes:

[oldrider]

Have just come out from under the house, couldn't find the (dead?) rat anywhere, just signs of where he had been ripping up the rubber pipe insulation!

This mad bastard rat just comes out of no where, chews up our house, keeps us awake for a week, resists all baits, trips every kind of trap, really pisses us off and then just fucks off as mysteriously as he came! :confused:

We are pleased that he has pissed off but will we be ready for him should he return? ... If you know what I mean! :eek:

[Maha]

You need a real trap John and Nutella.
This bastard was caught using Nutella that was at least two years old, took about 30 mins then BAM! if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

You need a real trap John and Nutella.
This bastard was caught using Nutella that was at least two years old, took about 30 mins then if you know what I mean.

No this guy just tripped those traps and ate the bate (and every other trap I tried) I have new plans ... if you know what I mean! :shifty:

[Maha]

No this guy just tripped those traps and ate the bate (and every other trap I tried) I have new plans ... if you know what I mean! :shifty:

Might be a Tasmanian devil? ...if you know what I mean :confused:

[Mom]

Imagine seeing a cousin you have known all your life, talked to heaps, but have never met. Have shared sad times and really happy times with, but have never hugged. It looks like I get to hug my cousin for Xmas. Fizzing at the bung does not even come close to my feeling tonight IYKWIM :wings:

[oldrider]

Imagine seeing a cousin you have known all your life, talked to heaps, but have never met. Have shared sad times and really happy times with, but have never hugged. It looks like I get to hug my cousin for Xmas. Fizzing at the bung does not even come close to my feeling tonight IYKWIM :wings:

Sometimes I do a little fizzing at the bung, it must be right up there surely .... if you know what I mean! :wacko: (We could be related) :eek:

[Mom]

Sometimes I do a little fizzing at the bung, it must be right up there surely .... if you know what I mean! :wacko: (We could be related) :eek:

I am certain we are, in another place, and another time....

*insert spooky music here* if you know what I mean...

But if that means a bit incontinent then nah! Not even au...

:love:

[Edbear]

I am certain we are, in another place, and another time....

*insert spooky music here* if you know what I mean...

But if that means a bit incontinent then nah! Not even au...

:love:

Imagine being intercontinentally incontinent, sounds awful, if you know what I mean... :blink:

[Mom]

Depends is the answer!

I have it confirmed, my long loved, never met cousin, is indeed coming to NZ.

Joy! I asked for it, I got it IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Gentle warning ... although you are aware of old people when you are young and you think you understand ... it is quite different when you actually try it for yourself!

If you can laugh at yourself, you will find it both distressing and amusing at the same time, wouldn't miss it for quids! .... IYKWIM. :laugh: . :nya: . :doctor: . :zzzz:

[Mom]

Gentle warning ... although you are aware of old people when you are young and you think you understand ... it is quite different when you actually try it for yourself!

If you can laugh at yourself, you will find it both distressing and amusing at the same time, wouldn't miss it for quids! .... IYKWIM. :laugh: . :nya: . :doctor: . :zzzz:

I am already embracing the concept of getting to be an old farka! So far I am rebelling for the most part, though I take a truck load of poxy tablets every day to survive :rolleyes:

A wrist in a cast for no really good reason has pissed me off enough to know I have to do MORE to stay young...

Watch this space IYKWIM!

Hope you are all good young John? You wet the bed eh? :dodge:

[Maha]

What the hell is a Jingo and why do older people say to buy them?...iykwim.

[unstuck]

Cos they had crap music back then.....:devil2:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/OhByJingoCoverParlor.jpg/220px-OhByJingoCoverParlor.jpg IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

Cos they had crap music back then.....:devil2:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/OhByJingoCoverParlor.jpg/220px-OhByJingoCoverParlor.jpg IYKWIM.

She might have oughta had shone a little ankle.iykwim

[Maha]

Feels like Summer is here...Scallop season is a wonderful thing :2thumbsup
The evening b-b-q area (how wanky is that?) is ready to go, even at this early stage we get the sun on the front deck till about 7pm... might throw a couple of Scotchies on tonight while sampling a Speight's dark ale IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

Feels like Summer is here...Scallop season is a wonderful thing :2thumbsup
The evening b-b-q area (how wanky is that?) is ready to go, even at this early stage we get the sun on the front deck till about 7pm... might throw a couple of Scotchies on tonight while sampling a Speight's dark ale IYKWIM.

Well its a raining again plus where the F is CC Has she discovered boys again iykwim?

[Maha]

Well its a raining again plus where the F is CC Has she discovered boys again iykwim?

Haven't not heard from the lovely thing in ages...praps Mom has via FB....iykwim

[husaberg]

Haven't not heard from the lovely thing in ages...praps Mom has via FB....iykwim

FB isn't that like playing for other team....iykwim

[unstuck]

FB isn't that like playing for other team....iykwim

Only CC's is tasting like these...........IYKWIM.:bleh:

[husaberg]

Only CC's is tasting like these...........IYKWIM.:bleh:

Ya cheesy lines are a little corny..iykwim

[Edbear]

Haven't tried corned cheese, if you know what I mean. :wacko:

[cc rider]

Hell my ears must of been burning... if you know... oh poo, been too long, I forgot :bleh:

No boys no more

[unstuck]

As long as its your ears that were burning, and not some other anotomical feature..........IYKWIM.:2thumbsup

[Edbear]

Hell my ears must of been burning... if you know... oh poo, been too long, I forgot :bleh:

No boys no more

Gidday gorgeous!

[oldrider]

Gidday gorgeous!

Back off Ed I'm spoken for! ... If'n yo knows what I mean!

[Edbear]

Back off Ed I'm spoken for! ... If'n yo knows what I mean!

Hmmm... :no: IYKWIM

[nudemetalz]

Is Ed...Bare often? IYKWIM ?

[oldrider]

Is Ed...Bare often? IYKWIM ?

Does a bear shit in the woods? ... IYKWIM. :lol:

[Edbear]

Is Ed...Bare often? IYKWIM ?

Threadbare, IYKWIM.

[Maha]

:killingme.....love it......:wings:... haven't heard that expression since I was a child.....:2thumbsup....Ning Nong :nya: iykwim.

[husaberg]

Was it drawn on a cave wall..iykwim:bleh:

[Maha]

... possibly. Ning Nong does sound Aboriginal iykwim ;)

[unstuck]

... possibly. Ning Nong does sound Aboriginal iykwim ;)

Sounds like an asian porn star...........IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

Sounds like an asian porn star...........IYKWIM.

Kum Aghen..iykwim

[oldrider]

Kum Aghen..iykwim

Sorry, I will repeat it just one more time ... if you know what I mean! :psst:

[nudemetalz]

I've heard that you repeat often,...IYKWIM...

[Edbear]

Gotta be careful of those curries, if you know what I mean. :sick:

[oldrider]

Curried minge can cause you to stutter a bit ... if'n you know what I mean! :shutup:

[Maha]

When people stay at your house, why do they NOT flush the toilet when they take a piss at 3am, leaving it there for the 7.30am wiz kid to look at? And why do they shut doors that are normally left open in YOUR home? Not that easy to detect in the dark....ifywim.

[husaberg]

Cozz they can..........iykwim

[Maha]

When people say ''treat our place as your home'' they don't really mean it.....iykwim.

[husaberg]

paradoxically contrary, what you should say is treat it if it was my home and i am a bit anal about the toilet and doors then.
they might be taking what you say, to literal? :devil2:
Have you considered that they pee in the shower at home?:iykwim

[Mom]

Have you considered that they pee in the shower at home?:iykwim

Pissing in the shower? Of course I have Never done that :shit:

If you know what I mean...

[husaberg]

ya wouldn't want any one to get wind of it.iykwim

[Mom]

Hah to wind! Anyone can be surprizing with their bum burps! Of course I never fart :innocent: iykwim

[husaberg]

laughing into a race of adversity.........iykwim

[Mom]

Bloke who works with sharp blades everyday, can not be trusted with a sharp carving knife in the kitchen. IYKWIM.

Plonker...:love:

[unstuck]

Maha going all emo on you mom, IYKWIM.:devil2:

[husaberg]

Maha going all emo on you mom,IYKWIM.:devil2:

Ally sheedy ...iykwim

[Maha]

A carving knife with attitude V momentary brain fart = oppsy I see blood iykwim.

[unstuck]

Bet there was some very cutting language flying around too, IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

Incisive observation, rapier like ..iykwim

[cc rider]

Duhr... and so are you, if you remember me :bleh:

[husaberg]

nice of you to reach out, Bitt as for myself, I am half wit the way there .........iykwim

[cc rider]

nice of you to reach out, Bitt as for myself, I am half wit the way there .........iykwimIs nice to touch someone, does that mean you're a bit touched :blink: if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Is nice to touch someone, does that mean you're a bit touched :blink: if you know what I mean

Sweet Caroline coming alive ... touching you ... touching me etc (Neil Diamond sound) .... :violin::whistle::whistle::whistle: If you Know what I mean!

[Maha]

I need I want I see I hear I walk I pay Taxes I am I said...iykwim.

[oldrider]

I pay taxes ... "therefore I need" ... if you know what I mean! :cry:

[husaberg]

Your are so....... Special too..iykwim

[cc rider]

Gosh, I'm touched husawasa... cause you know me :wacko:

[Edbear]

Gosh, I'm touched husawasa... cause you know me :wacko:

I think Husaberg is a bit touched in the head department, IYKWIM... ;)

[Maha]

Happy Birthday John (Oldrider) don't blow too hard, stuff will fall out :crazy:......if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

Gosh, I'm touched husawasa... cause you know me :wacko:


I think Husaberg is a bit touched in the head department, IYKWIM... ;)


Happy Birthday John (Oldrider) don't blow too hard, stuff will fall out :crazy:......if you know what I mean.

Its been so long......... I am not sure what you all mean but it is my birthday soon too so i will finally be legal CC and Swifta....iykwim

[Edbear]

Its been so long......... I am not sure what you all mean ....iykwim

This is the deep and meaningful thread. If you know what I mean. ..

[koba]

Is this really 672 pages of shit ending in "if you know what I mean"?

[oldrider]

Is this really 672 pages of shit ending in "if you know what I mean"?

"YES" ... If you know what we mean! ... :lol::corn:

[cc rider]

Its been so long......... I am not sure what you all mean but it is my birthday soon too so i will finally be legal CC and Swifta....iykwim
Does that mean you've been illegitimate all this time :gob: I'm truely shocked if you know what I mean

and husy assume the position :spanking:

[cc rider]

Happy Birthday John (Oldrider) don't blow too hard, stuff will fall OFF :crazy:......if you know what I mean.hehehe if........

[husaberg]

Does that mean you've been illegitimate all this time :gob: I'm truely shocked if you know what I mean

and husy assume the position :spanking:
i said i was over 12 you just assumed again.........................
but always assume they are teenagers........My age has got me out of a few tight stops..........or was that a leopard can't change.........Either way its bloody hard being a teenager trapped in anne adults body.......iykwim............

[Edbear]

i said i was over 12 you just assumed again.........................
but always assume they are teenagers........My age has got me out of a few tight stops..........or was that a leopard can't change.........Either way its bloody hard being a teenager trapped in anne adults body.......iykwim............

I do know what you mean, inside this old and broken body is a tall handsome fit young man, just itching to get free, IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

You might be able to get a cream to fix the itch.. As for the youthful boy yearning...... not so much, :innocent:iykwim

sorry Ed i know it was not what you meant..........;)

[cc rider]

i said i was over 12 you just assumed again.........................
but always assume they are teenagers........ My young *cough* *cough* delight, I said illegitimate not illegal :hitcher: if you are out of school yet

You're staying back for detention mister :spanking:


My age has got me out of a few tight stops.........Either way its bloody hard being a teenager trapped in an adults body.......iykwim............Ahh you softy, that'll get ya out of them hot spots.
With age comes less wrist strain from... flipping the bird (careful not to strain ya back either old son ;) ) if you know what I mean

[cc rider]

I do know what you mean, inside this old and broken body is a tall handsome fit young man, just itching to get free, IYKWIM.Let me get my back scratcher John :innocent:

[husaberg]

oh dear, i don't know if you should letter Jon, i undies sand she has long nails.........:shifty:iykwim.

[Edbear]

Let me get my back scratcher John :innocent:


oh dear, i don't know if you should letter Jon, i undies sand she has long nails.........:shifty:iykwim.

There was a young lady from Natches,
Who's clothes were always in patches.
When questioned one day, about the state of her array,
She said, "Mister, when I itches, I scratches!"

If you know what I mean...

[Edbear]

You might be able to get a cream to fix the itch.. As for the youthful boy yearning...... not so much, :innocent:iykwim

sorry Ed i know it was not what you meant..........;)

I find a nice Manuka Body Lotion works well, IYKWIM....:msn-wink:

[husaberg]

There was a young lady from Natches,
Who's clothes were always in patches.
When questioned one day, about the state of her array,
She said, "Mister, when I itches, I scratches!"

If you know what I mean...


I find a nice Manuka Body Lotion works well, IYKWIM....:msn-wink:

7 year itch or 9 and a 1/2 weeks............iykwim

[Edbear]

7 year itch or 9 and a 1/2 weeks............iykwim

Having just celebrated our 36th, I've passed the seven year itch five times now, and survived each one, if you know what I mean. :sunny:

[husaberg]

Having just celebrated our 36th, I've passed the seven year itch five times now, and survived each one, if you know what I mean. :sunny:

those figures sure add up 36-24-35
http://images.china.cn/attachement/jpg/site1007/20110314/0019b91ecaeb0ee8009133.jpg

IYKWIM

[cc rider]

Big wknd....

Got swingers back & pussy shaved & sewn up... if you know what I mean (good luck with that)


:bleh:

[husaberg]

Big wknd....

Got swingers back & pussy shaved & sewn up... if you know what I mean (good luck with that)


:bleh:
you're to easy....... you cheered and ya cat got in to trouble ..... betcha its not the furst time ,,,,,,,iykwim

[cc rider]

you're to easy....... you cheered and ya cat got in to trouble ..... betcha its not the furst time ,,,,,,,iykwimYou're a whole lotta wrong.... here's some help... Got a gud shunting & not seen my pussy in a very long time, you haven't a clue :sherlock: if you know what I mean

[unstuck]

My pussy got shaved a little bit yesterday, because its not been playing nice. IYKWIM.:girlfight:

[oldrider]

You're a whole lotta wrong.... here's some help... Got a gud shunting & not seen my pussy in a very long time, you haven't a clue :sherlock:

Hey cc, where is your "IYKWIM"? ... If you know what I mean! :spanking:

[cc rider]

Hey cc, where is your "IYKWIM"? ... If you know what I mean! :spanking:Sorry John... all sore ted if you know what's up doc

Yeah house cat came off 2nd best poor old thing... you clearly know what I mean unstuck

[unstuck]

Sorry John... all sore ted if you know what's up doc

Yeah house cat came off 2nd best poor old thing... you clearly know what I mean unstuck

Yep, not nice to see your pussy all swollen and bleeding. IYKWIM :crazy:

[cc rider]

Speakng of swollen things... if you know what I mean :tugger:

Nah... best not go there :innocent:

[husaberg]

Speakng of swollen things... if you know what I mean :tugger:

Nah... best not go there :innocent:

Gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre how many arhs in that .....iykwim

[cc rider]

Gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre how many arhs in that .....iykwim(actually thought better of commenting) I have to go punish myself in shame... if you know what I mean :thud: :o

[husaberg]

(actually thought better of commenting) I have to go punish myself in shame... if you know what I mean :thud: :o

more of a sadist than a masochistic myself... butt i guess the southern sorts Arrrrh rolling could have its fringe benefits.........:bleh:
tie me kangarrrrrroo down sporrrrrt.....bang hurrrr end on the bed frrrrrrrrrrrred........

[unstuck]

more of a sadist than a masochistic myself... butt i guess the southern sorts Arrrrh rolling could have its fringe benefits.........:bleh:
tie me kangarrrrrroo down sporrrrrt.....bang hurrrr end on the bed frrrrrrrrrrrred........

:Oi: IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

I am not sure what you moan............iykwim

[oldrider]

This thread is getting to be like the TV programme "lost"! ... IYKWIM :facepalm: ... I never watch that one! ... IYKWIM :oi-grr:

[Edbear]

I never get lost, everyone tells me where to go, if you know what I mean.

[husaberg]

This thread is getting to be like the TV programme "lost"! ... IYKWIM :facepalm: ... I never watch that one! ... IYKWIM :oi-grr:


I never get lost, everyone tells me where to go, if you know what I mean.

its a game of inyouendo you have to read between the lines..............iykwim

[oldrider]

The endo in your signature pic looks interesting! :love: .... IYKWIM! .. :eek:

[husaberg]

The endo in your signature pic looks interesting! :love: .... IYKWIM! .. :eek:


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=288152&d=1380705260<img src="http://1-akamai.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2013/09/pov-358-0368b969-sz500x666-animate.jpg" width="265px"/>
She was on to me by the third time i dropped it............iykwim

[Maha]

I didn't realise you were shaped like a red Mr T road cone...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Husaberg's biggest problem is that he insists on using the whole chicken! ... If you know what I mean! :laugh:

(Note to God, please bring me back in the next world as a road cone, I'll take my chances on the placement) :bleh:

[unstuck]

Husaberg's biggest problem is that he insists on using the whole chicken! ... If you know what I mean! :laugh:

(Note to God, please bring me back in the next world as a road cone, I'll take my chances on the placement) :bleh:

Be careful what you wish for......IYKWIM.


http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/TURBO_74d59e_1492101.jpg

[oldrider]

:eek: Now that would be a gas ... just my luck! :facepalm: ... If'n you know what ah mean! .. :doh: (Note to God, please ignore previous request!) :laugh:

[cc rider]

If you don't blow your own trumpet, no-one else is going to put their lips on it & do it for you... if you know what I mean

:sick:

[cc rider]

its a game of inyouendo you have to read between the lines..............iykwimIt's a lot like lying between the sheets & having a game of in-your-endo... well if you all don't get that then I don't know :blip: :mobile:

[husaberg]

getting it, not an issue, why duff not your cup too runuth over...iykwim

[cc rider]

getting it, not an issue, why duff not your cup too runuth over...iykwimThere's a hole in my cup dear husa, dear husa. High tea is on a low. :blink:

... I think I've forgotten what we're talking about if you know what I mean :scratch:

[husaberg]

I think it was a fa-filling metaphor.......or maybe a self fa-filling prophesy. Either way it was likely to result in big trouble in your end........ oh....................................

re the hole in you cupard...remember to doth you eyes and uncross your thighs...or versa visa(your flexible friend) iykwim.

[cc rider]

I think it was a fa-filling metaphor.......or maybe a self fa-filling prophesy. Either way it was likely to result in big trouble in your end........ oh....................................

re the hole in you cupard...remember to doth you eyes and uncross your thighs...or versa visa(your flexible friend) iykwim.
You mean I need to get me some.... if you know what I mean :wait:

[husaberg]

You mean I need to get me some.... if you know what I mean :wait:

we are butt a sum of our parts...........iykwim

[cc rider]

we are butt a sum of our parts...........iykwimIf I'm not the full quid does that mean I'm incomplete... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

If I'm not the full quid does that mean I'm incomplete... if you know what I mean

you had me at.......... if.........iykwim

[cc rider]

you had me at.......... if.........iykwim:o
I might even be a buck n a half if you know what I mean :innocent:

[husaberg]

I normally don't charge but if you insist, Be warned i don't come cheap though;) iykwim

[cc rider]

I'll pay in kind if you know what I mean :blip:

[husaberg]

More mercenary than missionary...then..provocative what you preach........iykwim

[cc rider]

More mercenary than missionary...then..provocative what you preach........iykwimI'm more commando then boots first if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Like the marine's never leave a man down....iykwim

[cc rider]

I see you're familar with what a handful of seamen can do if you get what I mean :shifty:

Who got whom

[husaberg]

Oh CC you do talk like a sailor......are you back in port......iykwim

[Maha]

''Hey Pops, your hand puppet has just been sick''....iykwim.

[husaberg]

''Hey Pops, your hand puppet has just been sick''....iykwim.

Explains why the parrot was green.iykwim

[cc rider]

Oh CC you do talk like a sailor......are you back in port......iykwimI'm very naughti-cal ya know... will be sweeping through the isles next Feb... if ya in the know :wings:

[husaberg]

I'm very naughti-cal ya know... will be sweeping through the isles next Feb... if ya in the know :wings:
sweeping...... you are Cinderella, hook you up with a slipper, you will go to the balls.....iykwim

[cc rider]

sweeping...... you are Cinderella, hook you up with a slipper, you will go to the balls.....iykwimBest make sure a hood & cape are wore when riding incase big hairy doggy tries to get into picnic box... if you know what what :chase:

[husaberg]

Best make sure a hood & cape are wore when riding incase big hairy doggy tries to get into picnic box... if you know what what :chase:

So ........Mixed up your meds/mataphors/metaphors /matadors............the cape sounds dashing,the gloves are off. got me bare necessities, plus youre smutier than the average bare. ...iykwim

[cc rider]

So ........Mixed up your meds/mataphors/metaphors /matadors............the cape sounds dashing,the gloves are off. got me bare necessities, plus youre smutier than the average bare. ...iykwimThere's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one.
You can leave your hat on.
Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities.
Boo Boo, you've tried to stop my brilliant ideas with common sense a thousand times. Has it ever worked? If you know what I mean :wings:

[husaberg]

There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one.
You can leave your hat on.
Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities.
Boo Boo, you've tried to stop my brilliant ideas with common sense a thousand times. Has it ever worked? If you know what I mean :wings:

i can sinnnnnge a wainbowwwwww too....look......, i barely touched and i came to the conclusion, hare you lept, at the hopperunity..... sillywabbit...iykwim

[cc rider]

i can sinnnnnge a wainbowwwwww too....look......, i barely touched and i came to the conclusion, hare you lept, at the hopperunity..... sillywabbit...iykwimThankyou for coming, please come again... if you flow with what I mean :shutup:

[husaberg]

go forth an concur coiture...iykwim

[husaberg]

Knot shore life is a beach.........iykwim

[oldrider]

Hey it's 2014 already ......... if you know what I mean! .... Bumpity bump bump bump! :corn: (Least we forget!) :clap:

[fbear40]

things go bump in the knight for the damelsn disdressing iykwim

[crazyhorse]

If they said it was gonna be windy - they're not wrong ............. if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Wind up, wind down, wind around and around, IYKWIM...

[fbear40]

Like record baby iykwim

[crazyhorse]

Its too good a day for work ........ if ya know what I mean

[Edbear]

Its too good a day for work ........ if ya know what I mean

I do I do I do I do I do... :yes: IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Adage:
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! :thud:

Juxtapositional translation:
All play and no work makes Jack a fucking nutter! ..... (and that's what is wrong with us old c*nts) ..... If you know what I mean! :banana:

[fbear40]

you can always find a use for one (old cun*s) any old port in storm sailer boy, plenty a good tune can be plyed wit an old fiddle....Butt i'm harping on.............iykwim

[cc rider]

All play and no work makes Jack a fucking nutter!John is that like a fucking dynamo... if you :blip: what I mean :mobile: me

[crazyhorse]

That dynamo chap is amazing ...... if ya know what I mean

[oldrider]

John is that like a fucking dynamo... if you :blip: what I mean :mobile: me


That dynamo chap is amazing ...... if ya know what I mean

:whistle: Hmmmm .... (blows on nails) .... have been known to make a little magic now and then! :love: ..... If'n y'all knows what ah mean! :wings:

[husaberg]

like harry potter Smoke in minors. you knead a pointy headdress and a cape as well?...... iykwim

[oldrider]

like harry potter Smoke in minors. you knead a pointy headdress and a cape as well?...... iykwim

Well, .. it helps if you have a wee magic wand in your pocket ......... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[unstuck]

As long as your magic wand doesn't wee in your pocket, aye you old fart.:bleh: IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

As long as your magic wand doesn't wee in your pocket, aye you old fart.:bleh: IYKWIM.

Nah It wood just be some of the magic fairy dust wubbing off........ iykwim

[cc rider]

As long as your magic wand doesn't wee in your pocket, aye you old fart.:bleh: IYKWIM.Better then someone else pissing in it if you know what I mean :shifty:


Nah It wood just be some of the magic fairy dust wubbing off........ iykwimI hear magic lanterns need a lot of rubbing :blink: if you grasp what I mean

[husaberg]

Better then someone else pissing in it if you know what I mean :shifty:
Golden goosing or a shower of affection........


I hear magic lanterns need a lot of rubbing :blink: if you grasp what I mean

In-cert 60's music and Babara Eden here nah nah nahrrrrrrrrrrr..... nah han nah nah........nah mah nah aah nah nah.....iykwim

[cc rider]

Golden goosing or a shower of affection........*uck *uck goose
Bathing in the after glow... if you know....

[husaberg]

If you follow Cleopatra milk it for all its worth,of course irrespective of virtues of milk baths.... she got snaked in the end:shutup:.........iykwim

[cc rider]

Pain in the asp... if you feel what I mean

[husaberg]

Pain in the asp... if you feel what I mean

She liked to keep abreast of the situation and i guess she was kinda backed into a corner and all ;).......iykwim

[crazyhorse]

Any more than two a-breast is a waste. iykwim

[SPman]

Motorcyclists are their own worst enemies.....iykwim

[Edbear]

Any more than two a-breast is a waste. iykwim


Motorcyclists are their own worst enemies.....iykwim

By riding two a-breast, IYKWIM? :wacko:

[husaberg]

By riding two a-breast, IYKWIM? :wacko:

Occasionally the situation lends itself to it, almoist demands it, it would be rude to argue the points, depends who you come upon, i guess:rolleyes:iykwim

[cc rider]

Those who deserve it good n proper, will get their cum-up-an-ce if you know I'm a meany :spanking: :kick: :bash:

[oldrider]

Those who deserve it good n proper, will get their cum-up-an-ce if you know I'm a meany :spanking: :kick: :bash:

2014 shall be a year of great anticipation .................. if'n yo knows what ah mean! :devil2:

[husaberg]

2014 shall be a year of great anticipation .................. if'n yo knows what ah mean! :devil2:

Ants in your pants...........termiteuous.iykwim

[cc rider]

Ants in your pants...........termiteuous.iykwimI had drinks after work... No longer wearing work pants... if you know where they are :drinkup::confused:

[oldrider]

I had drinks after work... No longer wearing work pants... if you know where they are :drinkup::confused:

Not only do we know where they are but we know where you live! :eek: ......... If you know what I mean! :blip:

[husaberg]

seems to have the where with all... etc etc been in the drawers looking.iykwim

[cc rider]

... we know where you live! :eek: ......... If you know what I mean! :blip:Oh gud, you can drive then :drinkup:
... hope ya passport's up to date... if you know where I am


seems to have the where with all... It's the wear without that gets ya in trouble :o


been in the drawers looking.iykwim
Not at the same time??... No peeking if you know what I mean :gob:

[Edbear]

If you see Peeking, duck... if you know what I mean. :blink:

[crazyhorse]

If you see them peeking, and you duck, you gotta be quick.............. if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

If you see them peeking, and you duck, you gotta be quick.............. if you know what I mean

If it looks like duck, sounds (Qvack!) like a duck, tastes like a duck .... how qvick you are shouldn't matter! ... IYKWIM! :wavey: (might just still take a peek though)

[oldrider]

Oh gud, you can drive then :drinkup:
... hope ya passport's up to date... if you know where I am

Passports OK ... Alas, it's my pacemaker that's a bit dickie "and" I have trouble remembering where "I" am! :rofl: .... IYKWIM! :wacko:

[crazyhorse]

Passports OK ... Alas, it's my pacemaker that's a bit dickie "and" I have trouble remembering where "I" am! :rofl: .... IYKWIM! :wacko:

Remembering where you've been in case you've left something of importance behind, canbe really important. ........ iykwim

[husaberg]

Remembering where you've been in case you've left something of importance behind, canbe really important. ........ iykwim

The Impotance of being yearnest? Now that wood be a Hard nut to crack onto...;)iykwim

[crazyhorse]

The Impotance of being yearnest? Now that wood be a Hard nut to crack onto...;)iykwim

Ya gotta have a hard nut ........... iykwim :banana:

[Edbear]

We're all nuts, some hard, some soft, some weird shapes, but who wants to be normal, if you know what I mean? :woohoo:

[crazyhorse]

We're all members here .............. whats normal :rofl: .....iykwim

[husaberg]

I wood expect some stiff completition.iykwim

[oldrider]

2014 Bump! .... If you know what I mean! :blip:

[husaberg]

2014 Bump! .... If you know what I mean! :blip:

In the Knight IYKWIM

[Maha]

Once a King always a King but once a (K)night is enough.....IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

butt does it beat fumbling for the one's night stands........iykwim

[cc rider]

I could stand one... if you know what I want :shifty:

[oldrider]

Would that be a stand alone or a full set .... if you know what I mean! :confused:

[Mom]

Solo stands are never as good as a joint effort

IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Solo stands are never as good as a joint effort IYKWIM

Your stand is full of puns and I understand you are a moving target these days ... IYKWIM! :rolleyes:

[husaberg]

Hotel maids are experts with spread sheets...iykwim

[Mom]

Hotel maids are experts with spread sheets...iykwim

In fact, they excel in them...

If you know what I mean

[husaberg]

In fact, they excel in them...

If you know what I mean

Microsoft is a bite of a let down........i hair....iykwim

[cc rider]

Micro & soft... 2 words synomynous with a floppy disc... if you know what I whatever

[oldrider]

Hotel maids are experts with spread sheets...iykwim

Maybe Mom is three sheets to the wind in her new occupation, where a sheet is actually a rope at sea! ... IYKWIM.

Explaination: http://www.word-detective.com/2009/06/three-sheets-to-the-wind/ could this behaviour pertain to "our Mom"? :eek:

[husaberg]

Maybe cold comfort to you from a southerner, but here we judge a person by the company they keep............iykwim

[Edbear]

Maybe cold comfort to you from a southerner, but here we judge a person by the company they keep............iykwim

How about the companies they own, if you know what I mean?

[husaberg]

How about the companies they own, if you know what I mean?

Feeling run down Ed? maybe you need to unwind ...put ya feet up and recharge with a battery of young hens.iykwim

[oldrider]

Feeling run down Ed? maybe you need to unwind ...put ya feet up and recharge with a Shorai battery of young hens.iykwim

There I fixed that for you husa ... if you see what I mean! :msn-wink:

[husaberg]

There I fixed that for you husa ... if you see what I mean! :msn-wink:

For the record ladies. Husa has not been fixed........... occasionally violated, but never fixed. Often licked and 4eva beaten...iykwim

[cc rider]

Maybe cold comfort to you from a southerner, but here we judge a person by the company they keep............iykwimI'm doomed :facepalm:


For the record ladies. Husa has not been fixed........... You just havn't been broken (in) right young lad :blip:

[husaberg]

I'm doomed :facepalm:
You just havn't been broken (in) right young lad :blip:
You have he spirit but this broncho maybe can't be broken without a tight hold of the reins and a firm hand on the whipped cream..iykwim

[oldrider]

Sounds like a bit of horsing around ... if you know what I mean! :corn:

[Maha]

Neigh, quite the opposite......... iykwIm.

[husaberg]

Neigh, quite the opposite......... iykwIm.

Hey? giddy up you have to get back on the horse, unless you are putting the ass before the kart?..iykwim

[oldrider]

Some of these comments could be considered a little cheeky :moon: ... if you know what I mean!

[husaberg]

Some of these comments could be considered a little cheeky :moon: ... if you know what I mean!

Not sure if you should "Turn the other" of "Pull the other one" or what order to do it in
Regardless this thread is lacking in estrogen As some things knead a women touch, its a mater of personal taste.
Me i purfer the chicken tacos to the oysters and sausages...........iykwim

[oldrider]

Now that "is" getting subtle ... if you know what I mean! :confused:

[husaberg]

Not sure if i have ever been described as subtle, shrewd, sly, lewd and crude come to mind :msn-wink:
Cunning linguistics does it for me..iykwim

[oldrider]

Not sure if i have ever been described as subtle, shrewd, sly, lewd and crude come to mind :msn-wink:
Cunning linguistics does it for me..iykwim

A nice lady in Lower Hutt taught me all about that in the 1950's best learning of my entire life ... if you know what I mean! (who needs state schools) :whistle:

[husaberg]

A nice lady in Lower Hutt taught me all about that in the 1950's best learning of my entire life ... if you know what I mean! (who needs state schools) :whistle:

I guess i shouldn't ask any schools girls about it now though...... they might take offense as well as the police.iykwim

[oldrider]

If your granny ever lived in Lower Hutt in the 1950's - I might be your ... Granddad! :psst: ... IYKWIM. :rolleyes:

[husaberg]

If your granny ever lived in Lower Hutt in the 1950's - I might be your ... Granddad! :psst: ... IYKWIM. :rolleyes:

Odd that she never mentioned it? iykwim

[cc rider]

Sounds like a bit of horsing around ... if you know what I mean! :corn:Ney hay... if you know what... I forgot :scratch: What was I saying... :confused: My drinks empty :cry:


Reverse cowboy... I don't know :blink: It just cum to mind




... I needs a lil lay down :thud:


.................................................. .................................................. .... :zzzz:

[husaberg]

Ney hay... if you know what... I forgot :scratch: What was I saying... :confused: My drinks empty :cry:
Reverse cowboy... I don't know :blink: It just cum to mind... I needs a lil lay down
Mind if i enter the conversemotion, if ya laying down in the reverse cowgirl CC you need more riders and less stirrups....iykwim

[Maha]

.... there's a songbird who sings, sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven IYKWIM.

[husaberg]

.... there's a songbird who sings, sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven IYKWIM.

Anyone ever considered the irony that a male blackbird is brown??????iykwim

[Maha]

...why do Service Stations that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors? iykwim.

[husaberg]

69% of people are able to find something dirty in every one of my posts. IYKWIM

[oldrider]

...why do Service Stations that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors? iykwim.

If you password around you can get in ... if you know what I mean! :shifty:

[oldrider]

:confused: My drinks empty :cry:

Look again, it may be just half empty ... or even half full ... choose wisely grasshopper ...... if you know what I mean! :yes:

[oldrider]

69% of people are able to find something dirty in every one of my posts. IYKWIM

... "69"... hmmmm a very significant number ... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[cc rider]

69% of people are able to find something dirty in every one of my posts. IYKWIMGuess that makes me 1 of the durty ones... if you :blip: what I :blip:

[husaberg]

Guess that makes me 1 of the durty ones... if you :blip: what I :blip:

Oh give them some inches and they take me with a smile.iykwim

[cc rider]

Oh give them some inches and they take me with a smile.iykwimGive & take is best to be flexible... if you know what I mean

[husaberg]

Give & take is best to be flexible... if you know what I mean

Pretty flexible generally but I can't come on Tuesdays, My fingers are willing to cooperate but the thumb and forefinger are opposed...iykwim

[Maha]

... so we are sitting in Telecom shop waiting for a new phone, an S3 is being ordered. Anne says to me ''It's idiot proof, you'll be fine love'' I must add that she couldn't hold back to giggle when saying the last words of that sentence IYKWIM.

[Edbear]

The term "idiot proof" is a misnomer, if you know what I mean. ;)

[Ratti]

My gnome got stolen, I miss Nomer

iykwim

[husaberg]

If your feeling ya missing out ratti ......... it might be time to trim the hedges in the secret garden.iykwim

[oldrider]

My gnome got stolen, I miss Nomer

iykwim

Ratti tat tat where's your gnome at ... has he stolen yer bike an gone for a blat? :ride: . IYKWIM . :blip: . (Sounds like a job for the Bald Eagle)

[Edbear]

Did you know, the Bald Eagle isn't bald? IYKWIM

[oldrider]

Wow, I thought it was "bold" Eagle ... my bad, I guess! .... If you know what I mean! :whistle:

[Edbear]

Honda made a Bol D'or, but I think it was meant to be bolder, if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

There was a "green door" ... I used to wonder what was behind it? ...... If you know what I mean! :confused:

[Bald Eagle]

Bald by name b'old by inclination iykwim

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[oldrider]

Bald by name b'old by inclination iykwim

Sent from my LG-P768 using Tapatalk

So that was you behind the green door ... the whole world has been wanting to know that! :shit: ... IYKWIM. (for years and years that was the leading question!)

[Ratti]

pfft...b'old by intoxication more like it BE!

and I KNOW ykwim.

iykwim

[husaberg]

As a Sensitive New Age Guy is it ruide to ask what old feels like.....iykwim

[oldrider]

As a Sensitive New Age Guy is it ruide to ask what old feels like.....iykwim

Old feels just the same as young, right up until you move! .... If you know what I mean! :eek5:

[Edbear]

And when you crack a rib trying to fix an electrical fault on a car, IYKWIM :sick:

[oldrider]

And when you crack a rib trying to fix an electrical fault on a car, IYKWIM :sick:

Sell the car, save the rib! ..... If you know what I mean! :laugh:

[husaberg]

Shaoery you should Spare the ribs and get a new battery hen...............iykwim

[Edbear]

Are you telling Porkies? IYKWIM

[husaberg]

No its all kosha.....iykwim

[Ratti]

Bald Eagle and Ratti are doing the deed

Saturday 10th May 4:00pm start - Main Event 4:30pm.

We would love to have your company at our forthcoming nuptials. Commencing at 4:00pm - Main event 4:30, followed by shared meal and socialisng. Bring some food to share and your favorite tipple , or drinking vessel ( Ratt Poison available). Some off-street parking, floor space for sleeping if you stay longer.
Partners, and spawn inclusive. The more the merrier.
We don't require any gift other than your presence. If you feel so inclined however, there will be small pieces of paper available for you to write a relevant, soppy note that we will roll up and keep in a special jar. Song, poem, quote...a bit more than 'best wishes, love from ...'
R.S.V.P with numbers attending.Here or by P.M to either Paul or Ratti
Address will be sent by PM on receipt of R.S.V.P


iykwim:niceone:

[oldrider]

Congratulations and best wishes to Ratti and the Boldeagle our thoughts will be with you ... Pip and John oldrider! IYKWWM! :love:

[Edbear]

Bald Eagle and Ratti are doing the deed

Saturday 10th May 4:00pm start - Main Event 4:30pm.

We would love to have your company at our forthcoming nuptials. Commencing at 4:00pm - Main event 4:30, followed by shared meal and socialisng. Bring some food to share and your favorite tipple , or drinking vessel ( Ratt Poison available). Some off-street parking, floor space for sleeping if you stay longer.
Partners, and spawn inclusive. The more the merrier.
We don't require any gift other than your presence. If you feel so inclined however, there will be small pieces of paper available for you to write a relevant, soppy note that we will roll up and keep in a special jar. Song, poem, quote...a bit more than 'best wishes, love from ...'
R.S.V.P with numbers attending.Here or by P.M to either Paul or Ratti
Address will be sent by PM on receipt of R.S.V.P


iykwim:niceone:

Congwatulations! !! We did it in 1977!

Start as you mean to go on and you will live happily ever after! :woohoo:

[husaberg]

Congwatulations! !! We did it in 1977!

Not sure if Baldy want's to be reminded of that Ed..iykwim:devil2:

This is the less dark version of a love poem i done written previously........
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=291753&d=1388455815
It sum's up some of my f-ed up thoughts on love...........

[Edbear]

Oh, wuz that a furry pass, if you know what I mean..? :shutup:

[cc rider]

This is the version of a love poem i done written previously........

It sum's up some of my thoughts on love...........Lovely words husa... you know I mean it doll :D



Congrats Ratti & Baldy, such awesome news. Post in Rant n Rave if you haven't already. :love:

[Mom]

iykwim:niceone:

Congratulations to you both! Long and happy, are the wishes being sent from here, very cool!

No bullets required iykwim

[husaberg]

Congratulations to you both! Long and happy, are the wishes being sent from here, very cool!

No bullets required iykwim

I wonder who will get offered to ride shotgun................
Any chance that any of the bridesmaids look like princeess Kates sister iykwim:msn-wink: