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MSTRS
19th February 2011, 08:56
Mature? Isn't it still dribbling in it's nappies? If you know what I mean
Edbear
19th February 2011, 09:06
Hmmm.. Begs the question, "How long does it take a KB thread to mature.?" if you know what I mean...
MSTRS
19th February 2011, 09:10
When it gets locked by a mod? It does stop growing at that point. If you know what I mean.
Edbear
19th February 2011, 09:24
Moderate locking does tend to inhibit growth if you know what I mean.
huff3r
19th February 2011, 14:55
Moderate locking does tend to inhibit growth if you know what I mean.
They have pills to fix your "growth issues" these days if you know what i mean
oldrider
19th February 2011, 16:20
An entire year of BS.....if you know what I mean
An "entire" is also a stallion that has procreated.
On another KB thread they advise that horse jizm is available as a drink this year at the WFF in Hokitika! :sick:
To celebrate this threads entire year of BS you can get your "entire" shot at the WFF! .... If you know what I mean!
FFS, I think I need to go for a lay down or something :blink: ... if you know what I mean!
BMWST?
19th February 2011, 16:37
An "entire" is also a stallion that has procreated.
On another KB thread they advise that horse jizm is available as a drink this year at the WFF in Hokitika! :sick:
To celebrate this threads entire year of BS you can get your "entire" shot at the WFF! .... If you know what I mean!
FFS, I think I need to go for a lay down or something :blink: ... if you know what I mean!
you have lost the plot entirely? IYKWIM
Edbear
19th February 2011, 16:46
The plot thickens if you know what I mean...
Ratti
19th February 2011, 17:05
And Ratti sickens :sick: iykwim
Edbear
19th February 2011, 17:08
Get well soon Ratti, this too will pass, if you know what I mean... :yes:
Ratti
19th February 2011, 17:11
not fast enough if I know this thread...iykwim
Edbear
19th February 2011, 17:15
Wasn't it a beautiful day today, if you know what I mean... :sunny:
FJRider
19th February 2011, 17:16
An "entire" is also a stallion that has procreated.
Actually ... "Entire" ... means it has not been castrated ... and still has all it's bits ... and they still (do) work ... If you know what I mean ...
Edbear
19th February 2011, 17:22
Wasn't it an entirely beautiful day today, if you know what I mean... :innocent:
Ratti
19th February 2011, 17:28
NOOOOOOOOOO
iykwim
FJRider
19th February 2011, 17:28
Wasn't it an entirely beautiful day today, if you know what I mean... :innocent:
It rained here today ... was nice ... If you know what I mean ...
Edbear
19th February 2011, 17:40
That's the great thing about living in paradise, even when it rains it's still nice, if you know what I mean... :scooter:
FJRider
19th February 2011, 17:48
That's the great thing about living in paradise, even when it rains it's still nice, if you know what I mean... :scooter:
I still went for a ride , 'cause thats what you do in paradise ... if you know what I mean ...
Edbear
19th February 2011, 17:53
I still went for a ride , 'cause thats what you do in paradise ... if you know what I mean ...
Alas, paradise or no, I am presently excluded from riding and it hurts me so, if you know what I mean...:bye:
Coldrider
19th February 2011, 18:34
It rained here todayLuxury, pure luxury, if you know what I mean
oldrider
19th February 2011, 21:10
you have lost the plot entirely? IYKWIM
Here is the KB thread to which I refer, http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/134816-%28News%29-Horse-semen-shots-on-Wildfoods-menu
Please do not shoot the horse ... err messenger! .... If you know what I mean! :shutup: (apologies to the offended ones)
Ratti
20th February 2011, 17:51
:2guns: if you know what I mean
Hitcher
20th February 2011, 18:34
Sigh. Smilies are pointless Internet ephemera, if you know what I mean.
cc rider
20th February 2011, 18:47
I'm smiling cause my Bhujia mix is flucken hot... if you know what I mean
I should know better after my effort last night at dinner... :facepalm:
I can truely say, Laava has seen me red faced:o
Edbear
20th February 2011, 19:14
:drinkup: :corn: :woohoo: :drinknsin:laugh::stupid::chase::love::whistle::Oo ps::cry::angry2::brick::girlfight::mad::ar15::argu e::eek::psst::doh::violin::shit::bye::scooter::thu d::zzzz:
If you know what I mean
huff3r
20th February 2011, 19:26
:drinkup: :corn: :woohoo: :drinknsin:laugh::stupid::chase::love::whistle::Oo ps::cry::angry2::brick::girlfight::mad::ar15::argu e::eek::psst::doh::violin::shit::bye::scooter::thu d::zzzz:
If you know what I mean
No. I dont know what you mean.
(If you know what I mean?)
Edbear
20th February 2011, 19:29
Who can solve the riddle, if you know what I mean...? :shutup:
Maha
20th February 2011, 19:34
Who can solve the riddle, if you know what I mean...? :shutup:
Drinking makeS you stupid and you end up having to apologise. How many times have I told you, you can take a bitch slapping now or we can take (again) but let me say this, you ever do that agin...yeah yeah cry me a river im going for a ride...ah thud, what a waste of time, im going to bed.
If you know what I mean.
cc rider
20th February 2011, 19:39
... Ummm, we ate Thai last night & I got a piece of chilli stuck in my throat. Laava was ready to do that H......ic Maneuver thingy to me.... he knows what I mean :yes:
Maha
20th February 2011, 19:43
Hectic Manouver? if you know what I mean.
cc rider
20th February 2011, 19:59
Harvey Manouver I think... if you know what I mean
Edbear
20th February 2011, 20:06
Any excuse to get his arms around you, if you know what I mean...:innocent:
FJRider
20th February 2011, 20:08
NO excuse works now and then ... If you know what I mean ...
Edbear
20th February 2011, 20:10
By the way, Maha came really close to solving the riddle, so close I'm leaving it at that - it was an attempt to show Dear Hitcher that smilies tell a story, if you know what I mean
FJRider
20th February 2011, 20:12
Were you a bad boy and got found out ... If you know what I mean ...
cc rider
20th February 2011, 20:12
Yeah, my story was Laava & Momma Jo thinking I might die at the table... if you know what I mean :rofl:
Edbear
20th February 2011, 20:19
Were you a bad boy and got found out ... If you know what I mean ...
Almost. Getting drunk can cause you to do something you really wish you hadn't when you sober up the next morning... if you know what I mean
Yeah, my story was Lavva & Momma Jo thinking I might die at the table... if you know what I mean :rofl:
Now I know how to get someine to put their arms around me, trubble is in my case it'll be some balding old fat guy, if you know what I mean...
cc rider
20th February 2011, 20:21
Me didn't need hug... just plenty of water. Chilli was hooot... if you know what I mean :facepalm:
Edbear
20th February 2011, 20:23
Yeah, I've heard that about chilli, doesn't taste like its name suggests, if you know what I mean...
cc rider
20th February 2011, 20:43
Indeed... & I can't spell Chillee (corrected)... if you know what I mean
Edbear
20th February 2011, 20:51
I'll stand corrected too, then... after 33 years of marriage you've done a lot of that, if you know what I mean...:shutup:
FJRider
20th February 2011, 20:57
Yeah, I've heard that about chilli, doesn't taste like its name suggests, if you know what I mean...
According to Collins English Dictionary, you spelt Chilli correctly ... If you know what I mean ...
Maha
20th February 2011, 21:01
Now I know how to get someine to put their arms around me, trubble is in my case it'll be some balding old fat guy, if you know what I mean...
If you know what I mean
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oldrider
20th February 2011, 21:49
Sigh. Smilies are pointless Internet ephemera, if you know what I mean.
Well, as the rest of my life is ephemeral by nature, use of smilies should be appropriate .... if you know what I mean! :yes:
(Translation: I am going for a ride tomorrow, hopefully to meet up with and say g'day to Pritch in Wanaka!) :ride::wavey::drinknsin (coffee):wavey::ride:
Edbear
21st February 2011, 06:22
If you know what I mean
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Awww... You can put yer arms around me anytime, mate, if you know what I mean... :yes:
MSTRS
21st February 2011, 08:37
...smilies tell a story...
The ancient Egyptians would agree...if you know what I mean
Edbear
21st February 2011, 08:40
The ancient Egyptians would agree...if you know what I mean
Smilies, the new hieroglyphics, if you know what I mean! :sunny:
oldrider
21st February 2011, 15:24
Met up with Pritch at Wanaka, rode with him through to Makarora as he headed for Franz Joseph tonight!
Had the obligatory pie, coffee and chat, then said our goodbye's!
Nice guy but I think he's gonna get "WET" :ride: .... if you know what I mean! :blip: (maybe even wetter than that!)
Ratti
21st February 2011, 15:49
as long as I dont have to sleep on the damp patch he leaves behind. iykwim
Edbear
21st February 2011, 16:34
We usually pull the top sheet up and sleep on that, (oops.. :shutup:), if you know what I mean... :innocent:
oldrider
21st February 2011, 18:27
Not that kind of wet spot people :facepalm: ... we are talking about "West Coast" wet here! .... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:
crazyhorse
21st February 2011, 20:23
Sounds like a HUGE WET SPOT........ if ya know what I mean
oldrider
22nd February 2011, 07:34
Sounds like a HUGE WET SPOT........ if ya know what I mean
When you need a wet suit to handle the wet spot, that would be big, even in Texas! .... If you know what I mean! :eek5:
Ratti
23rd February 2011, 04:17
I ended up wit a wet suit after last nights ride. iykwim
really must fix those holes in the seat
Edbear
23rd February 2011, 06:51
Holey seats are great at the beach, not great on the bike, if you know what I mean. :yes:
MSTRS
23rd February 2011, 07:29
Argh...Edbear with the arse hanging out of his speedos...make the images stop...if you know what I mean
oldrider
23rd February 2011, 07:37
I ended up wit a wet suit after last nights ride. iykwim
really must fix those holes in the seat
Sounds like you located your epicentre! ..... If you know what I mean! :woohoo:
Ratti
23rd February 2011, 19:06
shake, rattle, roll and squish. iykwim
marie_speeds
25th February 2011, 17:15
shake, rattle, roll and squish. iykwim
Making Cocktails? :drinknsin Sex on the Beach or a Slippery Nipple if you know what I mean
oldrider
28th February 2011, 11:04
Drifted to page two again, are we loosing our sense of ridiculous? .... If you know what I mean! :shifty:
MSTRS
28th February 2011, 11:12
Way beyond my page 2...if you know what I mean
Ratti
28th February 2011, 13:06
oldy, Aunti Ratti could be your page 3 girl!
iykwim
( hows that for ridiculous?)
MSTRS
28th February 2011, 13:10
Ooooh, I don't know about that. We like real women round these parts. Your suggestion may have some merit...if you know what I mean
Maha
28th February 2011, 13:38
I know someone who could take up pages 3-4-5 if you know what I mean
MSTRS
28th February 2011, 13:40
No no no - well, not him per se - but Ratti wants page 3 all to herself...if you know what I mean
Ratti
28th February 2011, 16:21
pages 3,4 AND 5? Wow my kind of man, iykwim
oldrider
28th February 2011, 19:31
oldy, Aunti Ratti could be your page 3 girl!
iykwim
( hows that for ridiculous?)
Sounds like we are keeping it all in the family Aunty Ratti .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes: (you can be my page 3 girl anytime)
Edbear
1st March 2011, 18:48
I've got my very own page 3 girl all to myself, if you know what I mean
FJRider
1st March 2011, 18:55
I've got my very own page 3 girl all to myself, if you know what I mean
Was she looking over your shoulder as you typed that ... If you know what I mean ...
Edbear
1st March 2011, 18:56
Was she looking over your shoulder as you typed that ... If you know what I mean ...
She's beside me on the couch reading a book, I can do anything and she won't know, if you know what I mean.. :rolleyes:
FJRider
1st March 2011, 19:01
She knows ... she helped you write the book ... If you know what I mean ...
Edbear
1st March 2011, 19:05
She knows ... she helped you write the book ... If you know what I mean ...
You mean she reads me like a book? if you know what I mean...
FJRider
1st March 2011, 19:07
That too ... if you know what I mean ... :niceone:
Edbear
1st March 2011, 19:10
I like to read her like a book written in braille if you know what I mean :rolleyes:
oldrider
1st March 2011, 21:09
She's beside me on the couch reading a book, I can do anything and she won't know, if you know what I mean.. :rolleyes:
Bullshit Iv'e been married 47 years and assure you, they know "everything" .... if you know what I mean! :eek:
(they know what you are going to think .... even before you have thunk it!) :mellow:
MSTRS
2nd March 2011, 08:04
...I can do anything and she won't know...
Oh. Isn't naivety cute? If you know what I mean
Ratti
2nd March 2011, 09:00
we just let you think it was all your own work so you dont sulk. iykwim
MSTRS
2nd March 2011, 09:12
Hush,you. Back to page 3...if you know what I mean
Ratti
2nd March 2011, 09:25
make me....:bleh: iykwim
oldrider
2nd March 2011, 10:26
Pick me, pick me....:bleh: iykwim
There I fixed it ... if you know what I mean! :bleh:
Ratti
2nd March 2011, 17:44
my adoring public, iykwim
FJRider
2nd March 2011, 18:18
my adoring public, iykwim
We "admire" from afar ... if you know what I mean ...
Ratti
2nd March 2011, 19:27
safer that way. IYKWIM
Edbear
2nd March 2011, 19:29
Depending on the range of the gun if you know what I mean...
FJRider
2nd March 2011, 19:58
safer that way. IYKWIM
So I've heard ... if you know what I mean ... :eek:
MSTRS
3rd March 2011, 07:50
safer that way. IYKWIM
How would I know? Pages 2+3 are stuck together...if you know what I mean
Ratti
3rd March 2011, 19:40
that'll teach ya to eat honey sammys while you read. iykwim
FJRider
3rd March 2011, 19:42
that'll teach ya to eat honey sammys while you read. iykwim
I love to eat my honey ... If you know what I mean ...
Highlander
3rd March 2011, 19:44
Never kiss your Honey if your nose is runny.
You might think it's funny but she knows it snot....
IYKWIM
FJRider
3rd March 2011, 19:49
Even if you know its snot ... you still kiss her 'cause she's your honey ... If you know what I mean ...
Maha
3rd March 2011, 20:10
Snot tastes like honey....I think, if you know what I mean.
huff3r
3rd March 2011, 20:12
Snot tastes like honey....I think, if you know what I mean.
Tinking was your first mistake, if you know what i mean :innocent:
FJRider
3rd March 2011, 20:16
Snot tastes like honey....I think, if you know what I mean.
Don't think ... it will only confuse you ... If you know what I mean ...
Maha
3rd March 2011, 20:18
Au snot even au if you know what I mean.
oldrider
3rd March 2011, 21:50
Au snot even au if you know what I mean.
"Gold snot even gold" .... if you mean what I know! :rolleyes:
marie_speeds
7th March 2011, 15:12
Well not if it's a shower....if you know what i mean
MSTRS
7th March 2011, 15:18
PMSL...if you know what I mean.
marie_speeds
8th March 2011, 10:56
PMSL...if you know what I mean.
Are we back on to wet spots? If you know what I mean...........
MSTRS
8th March 2011, 11:11
Waddaya mean 'we'? Only one gets the wet spot...if you know what I mean
marie_speeds
8th March 2011, 11:45
Waddaya mean 'we'? Only one gets the wet spot...if you know what I mean
It's called sharing the love :love: if you know what I mean.....
MSTRS
8th March 2011, 12:01
No no no...he already shared it...if you know what I mean
marie_speeds
8th March 2011, 12:06
No no no...he already shared it...if you know what I mean
Not of late :crybaby:..... Work, work and more bloody work if you know what I mean
MSTRS
8th March 2011, 12:11
It's the rare woman who finds the wet spot whle working these days...if you know what I mean
:innocent::shit::chase:
Bald Eagle
8th March 2011, 12:16
Hold a hot iron just above it - wet spot gone iykwim damhik
marie_speeds
8th March 2011, 12:17
Hold a hot iron just above it - wet spot gone iykwim damhik
Bit Kinky.....if you know what I mean
oldrider
8th March 2011, 12:21
Kinky? I did a course on that once .... if you know what I mean! :blink:
MSTRS
8th March 2011, 12:23
Something to do with feathers and chickens? If you know what I mean
marie_speeds
8th March 2011, 12:26
Something to do with feathers and chickens? If you know what I mean
And plucking and stuffing :whistle:...if you know what I mean
MSTRS
8th March 2011, 12:35
They don't call it forcemeat for nothing...if you know what I mean
Maha
8th March 2011, 12:37
I had to go to the doctor to get a splinter out....really, if you know what I mean.
oldrider
8th March 2011, 12:46
I had to go to the doctor to get a splinter out....really, if you know what I mean.
Does this mean a new splinter group coming up? ... If you know what I mean! :shit:
Maha
8th March 2011, 12:49
Not really, thing is, it was either that or wait till Anne got home and she would just make me scream...if you know what I mean.
Edbear
8th March 2011, 17:55
I would have seen it as an opportunity to play Doctors and Nurses, if you know what I mean...
Not really, thing is, it was either that or wait till Anne got home and she would just make me scream...if you know what I mean.
Big baby :love:
I would have seen it as an opportunity to play Doctors and Nurses, if you know what I mean...
Oh my! Edbear! My nurses uniform is a little on the snug side now if you know what I mean :shit:
Edbear
8th March 2011, 22:13
Big baby :love:
Oh my! Edbear! My nurses uniform is a little on the snug side now if you know what I mean :shit:
All the better, isn't it... if you know what I mean...? :innocent:
oldrider
9th March 2011, 18:40
My nurses uniform is a little on the snug side now if you know what I mean :shit:
Snug as a bug in a rug ... if you know what I mean! :blip:
Snug as a bug in a rug ... if you know what I mean! :blip:
HMMMMMMM......
I have boobies that I never knew I could grow if you know what I mean :blip:
gee you're rude :love:
marie_speeds
9th March 2011, 19:38
HMMMMMMM......
I have boobies that I never knew I could grow if you know what I mean
The cup spilleth over if you know what I mean
The cup spilleth over if you know what I mean
I suffer from a "PHOAR" moment every time I catch myself in a mirror if you know what I mean :o
FJRider
9th March 2011, 20:46
I suffer from a "PHOAR" moment every time I catch myself in a mirror if you know what I mean :o
Catch it "on film" ... and post it ... if you know what I mean ...
Catch it "on film" ... and post it ... if you know what I mean ...
Imagination is worth more than anything, if you know wwhat I mean :sunny:
FJRider
9th March 2011, 21:20
Imagination is worth more than anything, if you know wwhat I mean :sunny:
Seeing is believing ... If you know what I mean ...
not that I dont ... mind-you
MSTRS
10th March 2011, 07:52
Isn't migration a bigger problem than size? If you know what I mean.
oldrider
10th March 2011, 08:16
Imagination is worth more than anything, if you know wwhat I mean :sunny:
Thats all that is left in the end .... if you know what I mean! :facepalm: ... (hey, whats rude about "snug as a bug in a rug"?????)
Edbear
10th March 2011, 21:52
Some lady said the other day that the trouble with getting old is when you reach down to pick something up and your boobies reach it first.... if you know what I mean...
Genie
11th March 2011, 05:55
Well not if you bend at the kness....if you know what I mean:rolleyes:
yungatart
11th March 2011, 06:53
Then your nipples will knock your kneecaps, if you know what I mean....
MSTRS
11th March 2011, 07:21
Bit of string...tie one end to one nipple...string over shoulder...across and back over other shoulder...tension...tie to other nipple...solved.
If you know what I mean
Ratti
11th March 2011, 09:46
demonstrate how it's done John? iykwim
pix required
MSTRS
11th March 2011, 12:38
I prolly could. Scary. If you know what I mean.
oldrider
11th March 2011, 14:10
I thought your'e preference was strictly "no strings attached" .... if you know what I mean! :nya:
Skyryder
11th March 2011, 17:35
Some on here think 'I don't know what I mean' if ya know what I mean.:Oi:
marie_speeds
11th March 2011, 18:31
Some on here think 'I don't know what I mean' if ya know what I mean.:Oi:
And which category do you fall into? If you know what I mean
Ratti
11th March 2011, 20:05
I thought your'e preference was strictly "no strings attached" .... if you know what I mean! :nya:
some things NEED strings attached, iykwim
oldrider
11th March 2011, 20:11
some things NEED strings attached, iykwim
You have been watching the adverts on TV .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:
Ratti
12th March 2011, 14:31
havent had a tv in the house for more than 20 years. So actually I wouldnt have a clue wot you mean, iykwim
oldrider
14th March 2011, 19:36
Radio, newspaper, magazine, take your pick! .... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:
Edbear
14th March 2011, 19:45
Or is that, "take your pic" if you know what I mean...
marie_speeds
14th March 2011, 19:53
Or is that, "take your pic" if you know what I mean...
Say cheese :D if you know what I mean
Foxzee
14th March 2011, 19:53
Or is that, "take your pic" if you know what I mean...
To strike a pose!...if you no what I mean
Edbear
14th March 2011, 19:57
I'm sure I could strike a cheesy pose if you know what I mean.. :cool:
Edbear
14th March 2011, 20:04
I'm sure I could strike a cheesy pose if you know what I mean.. :cool:
marie_speeds
14th March 2011, 20:40
I'm sure I could strike a cheesy pose if you know what I mean.. :cool:
Nude modelling with nothing but a fondue set to cover?....more imaginative then a leaf if you know what I mean
Edbear
14th March 2011, 20:44
Nude modelling with nothing but a fondue set to cover?....more imaginative then a leaf if you know what I mean
I do regret to inform I put on 2kg in Tasmania so I have to diet again to shrink the waist and wouldn't look my best without my shirt on right now if you know what I mean...
oldrider
15th March 2011, 07:37
Nude modelling with nothing but a fondue set to cover?....more imaginative then a leaf if you know what I mean
:drool: Somehow I kept reading that as a "fondle set", couldn't work it out! ... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes: (part of the ageing process I guess!)
MSTRS
15th March 2011, 07:51
Not sure which is worse. Being old enough to misread the word, or old enough to know what 'fondue' is. If you know what I mean.
oldrider
15th March 2011, 12:11
When you are old enough it doesn't really matter any more! .... If you know what I mean! :crybaby:
MSTRS
15th March 2011, 12:19
Fonduing an old cheese might just matter...if you know what I mean
Edbear
15th March 2011, 16:30
So might fondling the cheesy fondue if you know what I mean
oldrider
15th March 2011, 19:11
The old cheese doesn't mind a bit of fondling but fondue does not the fun do! .... If you know what I mean! :no:
huff3r
15th March 2011, 20:48
The old cheese doesn't mind a bit of fondling but fondue does not the fun do! .... If you know what I mean! :no:
If its cheese your fondling then she might wanna get that checked out. If you know what I mean
ellipsis
15th March 2011, 22:59
...fondling a full cream fromage...ooh la la..if you know what i mean...
oldrider
16th March 2011, 07:26
If its cheese your fondling then she might wanna get that checked out. If you know what I mean
...fondling a full cream fromage...ooh la la..if you know what i mean...
It's like the man on the cheese adds says "good things take time" ..... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:
MSTRS
16th March 2011, 08:18
Be very concerned if the cheese talks back to you...if you know what I mean
Edbear
16th March 2011, 08:25
Talk-back's often cheesy if you know what I mean...
marie_speeds
16th March 2011, 10:12
...fondling a full cream fromage...ooh la la..if you know what i mean...
Fonduing an old cheese might just matter...if you know what I mean
So might fondling the cheesy fondue if you know what I mean
The old cheese doesn't mind a bit of fondling but fondue does not the fun do! .... If you know what I mean! :no:
I really think it all depends upon what's being dipped.....if you know what I mean
MSTRS
16th March 2011, 10:21
Just what are you insinuating? I believe bread is very popular.
Mind you, it would best be yeast-free...if you know what I mean.
oldrider
16th March 2011, 11:02
I really think it all depends upon what's being dipped.....if you know what I mean
Hmmmmmm, fondue sounds like it could be fun too, after all what's in a name .... if you know what I mean! :banana:
Edbear
16th March 2011, 11:20
So it's settled then... we're going to be dipping into a cheesy, yeast-free bread fondue for fun if you know what I mean... :first:
Maha
16th March 2011, 11:26
Do you know that Edam is made backwards...if you know what I mean.
Edbear
16th March 2011, 11:31
And Evian water is naive, if you know what I mean... :rolleyes:
Maha
16th March 2011, 11:33
Name the seven letter word that when spelled backwards still reads the same if you know what I mean.
Edbear
16th March 2011, 11:46
Can you give me a hint, my brain is tired and I forgot if you know what I mean..
MSTRS
16th March 2011, 12:41
rotator is one of 'em...if you know what I mean
MSTRS
16th March 2011, 12:48
Palindromes can include whole word sentences too...
- you can cage a swallow, can't you, but you can't swallow a cage, can you -
If you know what I mean
Maha
16th March 2011, 13:21
racecar was the word I was thinking of but there are more it seems...if you know what i mean.
Hannah is another.
MSTRS
16th March 2011, 13:25
reviver - is another.
Maha can't count...if you know what I mean
Maha
16th March 2011, 13:28
With 11 fingers you think I could if you know what I mean.
MSTRS
16th March 2011, 13:38
One night, I was smoking dope
I looked at my hand
And saw I had 11 fingers
One of these fingers
Fell from my hand
Onto the carpet
It crawled across the floor
Up on my shelf
And inside my piggy bank
And it stole my stash
If you know what I mean
Ratti
16th March 2011, 19:08
wow, man, that's good shit! iykwim
Edbear
16th March 2011, 19:12
Sounds like a dope to me... :rolleyes:
MSTRS
17th March 2011, 08:27
wow, man, that's good shit! iykwim
It's Hawkwind. So more than a possibility. If you know what I mean.
Ratti
17th March 2011, 19:12
but possibilities are so much more promising than realities. iykwim
Edbear
17th March 2011, 20:57
The expectation is usually greater than the reality if you know what I mean
oldrider
17th March 2011, 21:39
but possibilities are so much more promising than realities. iykwim
Sometimes, just sometimes, it works out even better ... if you know what I mean! :banana:
Ratti
18th March 2011, 10:12
not often enough for this rodent...
iykwim
Edbear
18th March 2011, 12:25
When I wake up in the morning and open my eyes, I say, "Well, so far, so good!" if you know what I mean...
MSTRS
18th March 2011, 13:59
...and then you check the obits, just to be sure?
I do. If you know what I mean
Maha
18th March 2011, 14:09
''Has Potential''....doesn't everything thats fucked? if you know what I mean.
Edbear
18th March 2011, 14:18
My school reports said, "Needs pushing..." How did they know I rode a British bike, if you know what I mean... ?
Maha
18th March 2011, 14:24
A Nurse said that to me once, if you know what I mean
Edbear
18th March 2011, 14:38
A nurse stuck a needle in my butt today, if you know what I mean
Maha
18th March 2011, 14:41
better that sticking a butt in your needle I guess, if you know what I mean.
Maha
18th March 2011, 14:42
Pricking your finger or fingering your prick....if you know what I mean.
oldrider
18th March 2011, 15:46
not often enough for this rodent...
iykwim
C'mon Ratti, what you think about usually happens, so think about the things you want most, then make them happen just the way you thought they would .... if you know what I mean! :yes:
Try to remember, lucky people make their own luck, losers just envy them because they don't get it!
Train yourself to think and act like a winner!
Tomorrow morning wake up and say out loud, "yay another great day for the luckiest rodent in the world" and it shall be so! :banana:
oldrider
18th March 2011, 15:49
When I wake up in the morning and open my eyes, I say, "Well, so far, so good!" if you know what I mean...
There you go Ratti, copy this old optimist, it works for him OK .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:
Edbear
18th March 2011, 15:51
Then I see her sleeping beside me and... if you know what I mean...
MSTRS
19th March 2011, 08:21
You get up? If you know what I mean.
Ratti
19th March 2011, 14:57
today I am going to make my own luck....still waiting.....iykwim:cool:
FJRider
19th March 2011, 15:05
today I am gong to make my own luck....stil waiting.....iykwim:cool:
I will ... just cant find the pattern I like ... yet ... If you know what I mean ...
oldrider
19th March 2011, 15:13
today I am gong to make my own luck....stil waiting.....iykwim:cool:
Sigh, secret reply.
Your lucky wish was actually granted today but the battery on my bike was flat! ... If you know what I mean! :drool:
(True, only the bike battery was flat! ... honest!) :rolleyes:
Ratti
19th March 2011, 16:26
well, there you go..proof postive that oldy and EddyTeddy are right! :banana:
iykwim
Edbear
20th March 2011, 14:31
Me? Right? Pray tell me quick what I was right about so I can tell the Missus if you know what I mean... :innocent:
MSTRS
20th March 2011, 15:04
Och, laddie, haf ye nae wurkt it owt? Yer missus'll nae beleev ye. Ye haf tae get anither body tae tell her.
If you know what I mean
Edbear
20th March 2011, 15:10
Och, aye! Too true me ol' jock! Unfortunately, self-praise is sometimes the only recommendation one has if you now what I mean...
FJRider
20th March 2011, 15:14
Hark ... the sound of (one's own) trumpet being blown ... I always love the sound of MY one being blown ... If you know what I mean ...
Edbear
20th March 2011, 15:18
Trumpets? I'll have the Triple Chocolate if you know what I mean...
MSTRS
20th March 2011, 15:25
Like so many things (me included), trumpets are not what they used to be...if you know what I mean
FJRider
20th March 2011, 15:27
Trumpets? I'll have the Triple Chocolate if you know what I mean...
I prefer the Mint ones :yes: ... just one more sweet thing I just love to lick ... If you know what I mean ... :innocent:
Edbear
20th March 2011, 15:28
Toasties used to be so much more, too, if you know what I mean... :bye:
Edbear
20th March 2011, 15:29
"One more, sweet thing!" if you know what I mean...
FJRider
20th March 2011, 16:01
Toasties used to be so much more, too, if you know what I mean... :bye:
Commercial downsizing ... if you know what I mean ... :weep:
Edbear
20th March 2011, 16:07
Their price and size have swapped over, as with so many things...
FJRider
20th March 2011, 16:13
Their price and size have swapped over, as with so many things...
Still yummy though .. if you know what I mean ...
crazyhorse
20th March 2011, 17:46
There are so many yummy things.... if ya know what I mean
Ratti
20th March 2011, 18:21
and so little time
iykwim
MSTRS
21st March 2011, 08:46
That's why they are so much smaller these days...less time wasted enjoying them. If you know what I mean
marie_speeds
21st March 2011, 10:52
That's why they are so much smaller these days...less time wasted enjoying them. If you know what I mean
Slow and steady wins the race...if you know what i mean
oldrider
21st March 2011, 12:27
Slow and steady wins the race...if you know what i mean
I'm getting lots of practice at slow and steady these days, not winning many races though! .... If you know what I mean! :sick:
(Sigh ... where do they get this stuff from?)
MSTRS
21st March 2011, 12:29
I'm getting lots of practice at slow and steady these days, not winning many races though! ....
Yeah? Then what's with the rush towards the 'end'...if you know what I mean.
oldrider
21st March 2011, 12:46
Yeah? Then what's with the rush towards the 'end'...if you know what I mean.
Well I hope I win that one, or some of you will have been short changed! ... If you know what I mean! :facepalm:
(Three score years and ten ... I'm on bonus time now but I hear there has been an update on that recently!)
MSTRS
21st March 2011, 12:59
I always thought the idea was not to come first in such races...if you know what I mean.
marie_speeds
21st March 2011, 13:03
Speak for yourself :p if you know what i mean
MSTRS
21st March 2011, 13:54
The first 5 places all by yourself don't count...if you know what I mean
marie_speeds
23rd March 2011, 09:35
The first 5 places all by yourself don't count...if you know what I mean
:Oops: if you know what I mean....
oldrider
23rd March 2011, 12:53
The first 5 places all by yourself don't count...if you know what I mean
:Oops: if you know what I mean....
I know what you mean! ... :yes: ... If you know what I mean! :facepalm:
Edbear
23rd March 2011, 13:49
I fear I'm too innocent to know what you mean, if you know what I mean
MSTRS
23rd March 2011, 14:56
We believe him, don't we, guys? Or do we?
If you know what I mean
oldrider
24th March 2011, 13:04
I fear I'm too innocent to know what you mean, if you know what I mean
I can't remember if I know what you mean ... if you know er where was I err oh yeh what I mean! :scratch: .. :wacko:
Edbear
24th March 2011, 13:08
Where am I and what am I doing here and just what do you mean, if you know what I mean..? :blink:
Genie
25th March 2011, 06:30
Hey there guys and gals, just popped over to say gidday, hope you're all well and happy and enjoying life....life is short so always choose to celebrate the good stuff and forget the crap...if you know what I mean xxx:love:
oldrider
25th March 2011, 08:08
"Just popped over" where you bin hiding then? ... If you know what I mean! :shutup:
Foxzee
25th March 2011, 12:35
"Just popped over" where you bin hiding then? ... If you know what I mean! :shutup:
A man got her...if you know what I mean:yes:
Edbear
25th March 2011, 12:37
Don't leave us hanging, got her what, if you know what I mean?
Ratti
25th March 2011, 20:16
Ed, If you're hanging, would you PLEASE go and put your undies back on. IYKWIM
Edbear
25th March 2011, 20:21
Shhhh... I'm fishing and hoping the Missus will take the bait if you know what I mean...
oldrider
26th March 2011, 14:49
Hey, nice day here today and what am I doing? ... wasting it just doing FA! ... if you know what I mean!
Got a bit of depression, which means I am feeling sorry for myself, think I will go for a walk!
Ratti
26th March 2011, 18:49
Everyone line up to hug Oldy. IYKWIM
( where is the whipcracking emotiwotsit?)
me first! me first!
Edbear
26th March 2011, 20:20
Who's for a "Hug an oldy day!" if you know what I mean.:woohoo:
Genie
26th March 2011, 20:20
A man got her...if you know what I mean:yes:
Correct! Hook, line and sinking slowly....if you know what I mean
oldrider
26th March 2011, 21:41
Hey, I went for a walk and now I am brimming ... dangerous in fact! ... If you know what I mean! :banana:
(All these hugs from happy rodents and horny Genies ... pick me, pick me, pick me! ... ah la the donkey in Shrek)
Edbear
27th March 2011, 07:08
Correct! Hook, line and sinking slowly....if you know what I mean
I hope he is worthy, if you know what i mean..:yes:
Edbear
27th March 2011, 07:12
Hey, I went for a walk and now I am brimming ... dangerous in fact! ... If you know what I mean! :banana:
(All these hugs from happy rodents and horny Genies ... pick me, pick me, pick me! ... ah la the donkey in Shrek)
A good walk is like Prozac to the soul, and a hug can cure the blues in a moment, :yes: may your cup runneth over if you know what I mean...
(Like a certain bra my wife wears...:innocent:)
MSTRS
27th March 2011, 08:35
That'll be the under-wire model. Nothing but a wire running under...if you know what I mean.
oldrider
27th March 2011, 08:49
(Like a certain bra my wife wears...:innocent:)
What do they say on KB ... "pics or it didn't happen"! .... If you know what I mean! :wings:
oldrider
27th March 2011, 08:57
Correct! Hook, line and sinking slowly....if you know what I mean
Does this mean you have been firmly "corked" and confined to your bottle now! ... If you know what I mean! :lol:
MSTRS
27th March 2011, 09:00
Corked refers to wine that has gone off. I'm not sure that it is a good idea to infer that Genie has 'gone off'...even if we can assume she has :devil2:...if you know what I mean.
Foxzee
29th March 2011, 19:44
Corked refers to wine that has gone off. I'm not sure that it is a good idea to infer that Genie has 'gone off'...even if we can assume she has :devil2:...if you know what I mean.
She's corked and "gone offfffff"...if you no what I mean:innocent:
Maha
30th March 2011, 05:37
Sure it wasn't off off off off oh my god oooooooooooooooooof ...if you know what I mean.
Genie
30th March 2011, 06:53
I hope he is worthy, if you know what i mean..:yes:
so far he is ticking all the right boxes...lives in Nelson - Check. Doesn't have a gf - check. tall - check...respectful, thoughful, considerate, tall, handsome and he can kiss!
Does this mean you have been firmly "corked" and confined to your bottle now! ... If you know what I mean! :lol:
:lol: not quite "corked" :gob:
She's corked and "gone offfffff"...if you no what I mean:innocent:
Going off in more ways than one...if you know what I mean:woohoo::sunny::yes::innocent::shutup:
Ratti
30th March 2011, 07:59
way to go girlfriend! iykwim
Edbear
30th March 2011, 08:13
so far he is ticking all the right boxes...lives in Nelson - Check. Doesn't have a gf - check. tall - check...respectful, thoughful, considerate, tall, handsome and he can kiss!
...:
What's that song from Cher about how you know he loves you... it's in his kiss...? if you know what I mean...
Ratti
30th March 2011, 08:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGGZTZ-3pM
iykwim
Edbear
30th March 2011, 08:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGGZTZ-3pM
iykwim
That's the one! Quite like that song, IYKWIM...:innocent:
oldrider
30th March 2011, 09:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGGZTZ-3pM
iykwim
That's the one! Quite like that song, IYKWIM...:innocent:
Very appropriate song ... will there be fries with that? .... (best wishes Genie) ... If you know what I mean! :love:
Foxzee
30th March 2011, 20:27
Very appropriate song ... will there be fries with that? .... (best wishes Genie) ... If you know what I mean! :love:
I'm picking just lot's of mayo....if you not what I mean:shit:
oldrider
2nd April 2011, 07:34
I think Genie has found something more exciting than her bike! .... If you know what I mean! :psst:
( she will have to come up for air, sooner or later, Sigh ... may even be the longest orgasm in history!) :wacko:
MSTRS
2nd April 2011, 07:55
So what you are saying is that with the price of petrol, the other sort of riding is cheaper...if you know what I mean
Ratti
2nd April 2011, 09:22
but still burning energy, so is it eco-friendly?
iykwim
Edbear
2nd April 2011, 19:41
Best all-round exercise known to man. Burns lots of calories, creates a sense of wel-being better than Prozac, relaxes mind and body better than Yoga, calms the spirit, I could go on, if you know what I mean...
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