If You Know What I Mean

[MSTRS]

Mature? Isn't it still dribbling in it's nappies? If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Hmmm.. Begs the question, "How long does it take a KB thread to mature.?" if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

When it gets locked by a mod? It does stop growing at that point. If you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Moderate locking does tend to inhibit growth if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

Moderate locking does tend to inhibit growth if you know what I mean.

They have pills to fix your "growth issues" these days if you know what i mean

[oldrider]

An entire year of BS.....if you know what I mean
An "entire" is also a stallion that has procreated.

On another KB thread they advise that horse jizm is available as a drink this year at the WFF in Hokitika! :sick:

To celebrate this threads entire year of BS you can get your "entire" shot at the WFF! .... If you know what I mean!

FFS, I think I need to go for a lay down or something :blink: ... if you know what I mean!

[BMWST?]

An "entire" is also a stallion that has procreated.

On another KB thread they advise that horse jizm is available as a drink this year at the WFF in Hokitika! :sick:

To celebrate this threads entire year of BS you can get your "entire" shot at the WFF! .... If you know what I mean!

FFS, I think I need to go for a lay down or something :blink: ... if you know what I mean!

you have lost the plot entirely? IYKWIM

[Edbear]

The plot thickens if you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

And Ratti sickens :sick: iykwim

[Edbear]

Get well soon Ratti, this too will pass, if you know what I mean... :yes:

[Ratti]

not fast enough if I know this thread...iykwim

[Edbear]

Wasn't it a beautiful day today, if you know what I mean... :sunny:

[FJRider]

An "entire" is also a stallion that has procreated.



Actually ... "Entire" ... means it has not been castrated ... and still has all it's bits ... and they still (do) work ... If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

Wasn't it an entirely beautiful day today, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

[Ratti]

NOOOOOOOOOO

iykwim

[FJRider]

Wasn't it an entirely beautiful day today, if you know what I mean... :innocent:

It rained here today ... was nice ... If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

That's the great thing about living in paradise, even when it rains it's still nice, if you know what I mean... :scooter:

[FJRider]

That's the great thing about living in paradise, even when it rains it's still nice, if you know what I mean... :scooter:

I still went for a ride , 'cause thats what you do in paradise ... if you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

I still went for a ride , 'cause thats what you do in paradise ... if you know what I mean ...

Alas, paradise or no, I am presently excluded from riding and it hurts me so, if you know what I mean...:bye:

[Coldrider]

It rained here todayLuxury, pure luxury, if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

you have lost the plot entirely? IYKWIM

Here is the KB thread to which I refer, http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/134816-%28News%29-Horse-semen-shots-on-Wildfoods-menu

Please do not shoot the horse ... err messenger! .... If you know what I mean! :shutup: (apologies to the offended ones)

[Ratti]

:2guns: if you know what I mean

[Hitcher]

Sigh. Smilies are pointless Internet ephemera, if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

I'm smiling cause my Bhujia mix is flucken hot... if you know what I mean


I should know better after my effort last night at dinner... :facepalm:
I can truely say, Laava has seen me red faced:o

[Edbear]

:drinkup: :corn: :woohoo: :drinknsin:laugh::stupid::chase::love::whistle::Oo ps::cry::angry2::brick::girlfight::mad::ar15::argu e::eek::psst::doh::violin::shit::bye::scooter::thu d::zzzz:

If you know what I mean

[huff3r]

:drinkup: :corn: :woohoo: :drinknsin:laugh::stupid::chase::love::whistle::Oo ps::cry::angry2::brick::girlfight::mad::ar15::argu e::eek::psst::doh::violin::shit::bye::scooter::thu d::zzzz:

If you know what I mean

No. I dont know what you mean.
(If you know what I mean?)

[Edbear]

Who can solve the riddle, if you know what I mean...? :shutup:

[Maha]

Who can solve the riddle, if you know what I mean...? :shutup:

Drinking makeS you stupid and you end up having to apologise. How many times have I told you, you can take a bitch slapping now or we can take (again) but let me say this, you ever do that agin...yeah yeah cry me a river im going for a ride...ah thud, what a waste of time, im going to bed.


If you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

... Ummm, we ate Thai last night & I got a piece of chilli stuck in my throat. Laava was ready to do that H......ic Maneuver thingy to me.... he knows what I mean :yes:

[Maha]

Hectic Manouver? if you know what I mean.

[cc rider]

Harvey Manouver I think... if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Any excuse to get his arms around you, if you know what I mean...:innocent:

[FJRider]

NO excuse works now and then ... If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

By the way, Maha came really close to solving the riddle, so close I'm leaving it at that - it was an attempt to show Dear Hitcher that smilies tell a story, if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Were you a bad boy and got found out ... If you know what I mean ...

[cc rider]

Yeah, my story was Laava & Momma Jo thinking I might die at the table... if you know what I mean :rofl:

[Edbear]

Were you a bad boy and got found out ... If you know what I mean ...

Almost. Getting drunk can cause you to do something you really wish you hadn't when you sober up the next morning... if you know what I mean


Yeah, my story was Lavva & Momma Jo thinking I might die at the table... if you know what I mean :rofl:

Now I know how to get someine to put their arms around me, trubble is in my case it'll be some balding old fat guy, if you know what I mean...

[cc rider]

Me didn't need hug... just plenty of water. Chilli was hooot... if you know what I mean :facepalm:

[Edbear]

Yeah, I've heard that about chilli, doesn't taste like its name suggests, if you know what I mean...

[cc rider]

Indeed... & I can't spell Chillee (corrected)... if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

I'll stand corrected too, then... after 33 years of marriage you've done a lot of that, if you know what I mean...:shutup:

[FJRider]

Yeah, I've heard that about chilli, doesn't taste like its name suggests, if you know what I mean...

According to Collins English Dictionary, you spelt Chilli correctly ... If you know what I mean ...

[Maha]

Now I know how to get someine to put their arms around me, trubble is in my case it'll be some balding old fat guy, if you know what I mean...


If you know what I mean


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[oldrider]

Sigh. Smilies are pointless Internet ephemera, if you know what I mean.

Well, as the rest of my life is ephemeral by nature, use of smilies should be appropriate .... if you know what I mean! :yes:

(Translation: I am going for a ride tomorrow, hopefully to meet up with and say g'day to Pritch in Wanaka!) :ride::wavey::drinknsin (coffee):wavey::ride:

[Edbear]

If you know what I mean


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Awww... You can put yer arms around me anytime, mate, if you know what I mean... :yes:

[MSTRS]

...smilies tell a story...

The ancient Egyptians would agree...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

The ancient Egyptians would agree...if you know what I mean

Smilies, the new hieroglyphics, if you know what I mean! :sunny:

[oldrider]

Met up with Pritch at Wanaka, rode with him through to Makarora as he headed for Franz Joseph tonight!

Had the obligatory pie, coffee and chat, then said our goodbye's!

Nice guy but I think he's gonna get "WET" :ride: .... if you know what I mean! :blip: (maybe even wetter than that!)

[Ratti]

as long as I dont have to sleep on the damp patch he leaves behind. iykwim

[Edbear]

We usually pull the top sheet up and sleep on that, (oops.. :shutup:), if you know what I mean... :innocent:

[oldrider]

Not that kind of wet spot people :facepalm: ... we are talking about "West Coast" wet here! .... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[crazyhorse]

Sounds like a HUGE WET SPOT........ if ya know what I mean

[oldrider]

Sounds like a HUGE WET SPOT........ if ya know what I mean

When you need a wet suit to handle the wet spot, that would be big, even in Texas! .... If you know what I mean! :eek5:

[Ratti]

I ended up wit a wet suit after last nights ride. iykwim
really must fix those holes in the seat

[Edbear]

Holey seats are great at the beach, not great on the bike, if you know what I mean. :yes:

[MSTRS]

Argh...Edbear with the arse hanging out of his speedos...make the images stop...if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

I ended up wit a wet suit after last nights ride. iykwim
really must fix those holes in the seat

Sounds like you located your epicentre! ..... If you know what I mean! :woohoo:

[Ratti]

shake, rattle, roll and squish. iykwim

[marie_speeds]

shake, rattle, roll and squish. iykwim

Making Cocktails? :drinknsin Sex on the Beach or a Slippery Nipple if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Drifted to page two again, are we loosing our sense of ridiculous? .... If you know what I mean! :shifty:

[MSTRS]

Way beyond my page 2...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

oldy, Aunti Ratti could be your page 3 girl!
iykwim


( hows that for ridiculous?)

[MSTRS]

Ooooh, I don't know about that. We like real women round these parts. Your suggestion may have some merit...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I know someone who could take up pages 3-4-5 if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

No no no - well, not him per se - but Ratti wants page 3 all to herself...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

pages 3,4 AND 5? Wow my kind of man, iykwim

[oldrider]

oldy, Aunti Ratti could be your page 3 girl!
iykwim


( hows that for ridiculous?)

Sounds like we are keeping it all in the family Aunty Ratti .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes: (you can be my page 3 girl anytime)

[Edbear]

I've got my very own page 3 girl all to myself, if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

I've got my very own page 3 girl all to myself, if you know what I mean

Was she looking over your shoulder as you typed that ... If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

Was she looking over your shoulder as you typed that ... If you know what I mean ...

She's beside me on the couch reading a book, I can do anything and she won't know, if you know what I mean.. :rolleyes:

[FJRider]

She knows ... she helped you write the book ... If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

She knows ... she helped you write the book ... If you know what I mean ...

You mean she reads me like a book? if you know what I mean...

[FJRider]

That too ... if you know what I mean ... :niceone:

[Edbear]

I like to read her like a book written in braille if you know what I mean :rolleyes:

[oldrider]

She's beside me on the couch reading a book, I can do anything and she won't know, if you know what I mean.. :rolleyes:

Bullshit Iv'e been married 47 years and assure you, they know "everything" .... if you know what I mean! :eek:
(they know what you are going to think .... even before you have thunk it!) :mellow:

[MSTRS]

...I can do anything and she won't know...

Oh. Isn't naivety cute? If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

we just let you think it was all your own work so you dont sulk. iykwim

[MSTRS]

Hush,you. Back to page 3...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

make me....:bleh: iykwim

[oldrider]

Pick me, pick me....:bleh: iykwim

There I fixed it ... if you know what I mean! :bleh:

[Ratti]

my adoring public, iykwim

[FJRider]

my adoring public, iykwim

We "admire" from afar ... if you know what I mean ...

[Ratti]

safer that way. IYKWIM

[Edbear]

Depending on the range of the gun if you know what I mean...

[FJRider]

safer that way. IYKWIM

So I've heard ... if you know what I mean ... :eek:

[MSTRS]

safer that way. IYKWIM

How would I know? Pages 2+3 are stuck together...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

that'll teach ya to eat honey sammys while you read. iykwim

[FJRider]

that'll teach ya to eat honey sammys while you read. iykwim

I love to eat my honey ... If you know what I mean ...

[Highlander]

Never kiss your Honey if your nose is runny.
You might think it's funny but she knows it snot....

IYKWIM

[FJRider]

Even if you know its snot ... you still kiss her 'cause she's your honey ... If you know what I mean ...

[Maha]

Snot tastes like honey....I think, if you know what I mean.

[huff3r]

Snot tastes like honey....I think, if you know what I mean.

Tinking was your first mistake, if you know what i mean :innocent:

[FJRider]

Snot tastes like honey....I think, if you know what I mean.

Don't think ... it will only confuse you ... If you know what I mean ...

[Maha]

Au snot even au if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Au snot even au if you know what I mean.

"Gold snot even gold" .... if you mean what I know! :rolleyes:

[marie_speeds]

Well not if it's a shower....if you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

PMSL...if you know what I mean.

[marie_speeds]

PMSL...if you know what I mean.

Are we back on to wet spots? If you know what I mean...........

[MSTRS]

Waddaya mean 'we'? Only one gets the wet spot...if you know what I mean

[marie_speeds]

Waddaya mean 'we'? Only one gets the wet spot...if you know what I mean

It's called sharing the love :love: if you know what I mean.....

[MSTRS]

No no no...he already shared it...if you know what I mean

[marie_speeds]

No no no...he already shared it...if you know what I mean

Not of late :crybaby:..... Work, work and more bloody work if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

It's the rare woman who finds the wet spot whle working these days...if you know what I mean
:innocent::shit::chase:

[Bald Eagle]

Hold a hot iron just above it - wet spot gone iykwim damhik

[marie_speeds]

Hold a hot iron just above it - wet spot gone iykwim damhik

Bit Kinky.....if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Kinky? I did a course on that once .... if you know what I mean! :blink:

[MSTRS]

Something to do with feathers and chickens? If you know what I mean

[marie_speeds]

Something to do with feathers and chickens? If you know what I mean

And plucking and stuffing :whistle:...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

They don't call it forcemeat for nothing...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

I had to go to the doctor to get a splinter out....really, if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

I had to go to the doctor to get a splinter out....really, if you know what I mean.

Does this mean a new splinter group coming up? ... If you know what I mean! :shit:

[Maha]

Not really, thing is, it was either that or wait till Anne got home and she would just make me scream...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

I would have seen it as an opportunity to play Doctors and Nurses, if you know what I mean...

[Mom]

Not really, thing is, it was either that or wait till Anne got home and she would just make me scream...if you know what I mean.

Big baby :love:


I would have seen it as an opportunity to play Doctors and Nurses, if you know what I mean...

Oh my! Edbear! My nurses uniform is a little on the snug side now if you know what I mean :shit:

[Edbear]

Big baby :love:

Oh my! Edbear! My nurses uniform is a little on the snug side now if you know what I mean :shit:

All the better, isn't it... if you know what I mean...? :innocent:

[oldrider]

My nurses uniform is a little on the snug side now if you know what I mean :shit:

Snug as a bug in a rug ... if you know what I mean! :blip:

[Mom]

Snug as a bug in a rug ... if you know what I mean! :blip:

HMMMMMMM......

I have boobies that I never knew I could grow if you know what I mean :blip:

gee you're rude :love:

[marie_speeds]

HMMMMMMM......

I have boobies that I never knew I could grow if you know what I mean

The cup spilleth over if you know what I mean

[Mom]

The cup spilleth over if you know what I mean

I suffer from a "PHOAR" moment every time I catch myself in a mirror if you know what I mean :o

[FJRider]

I suffer from a "PHOAR" moment every time I catch myself in a mirror if you know what I mean :o

Catch it "on film" ... and post it ... if you know what I mean ...

[Mom]

Catch it "on film" ... and post it ... if you know what I mean ...

Imagination is worth more than anything, if you know wwhat I mean :sunny:

[FJRider]

Imagination is worth more than anything, if you know wwhat I mean :sunny:

Seeing is believing ... If you know what I mean ...

not that I dont ... mind-you

[MSTRS]

Isn't migration a bigger problem than size? If you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Imagination is worth more than anything, if you know wwhat I mean :sunny:

Thats all that is left in the end .... if you know what I mean! :facepalm: ... (hey, whats rude about "snug as a bug in a rug"?????)

[Edbear]

Some lady said the other day that the trouble with getting old is when you reach down to pick something up and your boobies reach it first.... if you know what I mean...

[Genie]

Well not if you bend at the kness....if you know what I mean:rolleyes:

[yungatart]

Then your nipples will knock your kneecaps, if you know what I mean....

[MSTRS]

Bit of string...tie one end to one nipple...string over shoulder...across and back over other shoulder...tension...tie to other nipple...solved.
If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

demonstrate how it's done John? iykwim


pix required

[MSTRS]

I prolly could. Scary. If you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

I thought your'e preference was strictly "no strings attached" .... if you know what I mean! :nya:

[Skyryder]

Some on here think 'I don't know what I mean' if ya know what I mean.:Oi:

[marie_speeds]

Some on here think 'I don't know what I mean' if ya know what I mean.:Oi:

And which category do you fall into? If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

I thought your'e preference was strictly "no strings attached" .... if you know what I mean! :nya:

some things NEED strings attached, iykwim

[oldrider]

some things NEED strings attached, iykwim

You have been watching the adverts on TV .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[Ratti]

havent had a tv in the house for more than 20 years. So actually I wouldnt have a clue wot you mean, iykwim

[oldrider]

Radio, newspaper, magazine, take your pick! .... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[Edbear]

Or is that, "take your pic" if you know what I mean...

[marie_speeds]

Or is that, "take your pic" if you know what I mean...

Say cheese :D if you know what I mean

[Foxzee]

Or is that, "take your pic" if you know what I mean...

To strike a pose!...if you no what I mean

[Edbear]

I'm sure I could strike a cheesy pose if you know what I mean.. :cool:

[Edbear]

I'm sure I could strike a cheesy pose if you know what I mean.. :cool:

[marie_speeds]

I'm sure I could strike a cheesy pose if you know what I mean.. :cool:

Nude modelling with nothing but a fondue set to cover?....more imaginative then a leaf if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Nude modelling with nothing but a fondue set to cover?....more imaginative then a leaf if you know what I mean

I do regret to inform I put on 2kg in Tasmania so I have to diet again to shrink the waist and wouldn't look my best without my shirt on right now if you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

Nude modelling with nothing but a fondue set to cover?....more imaginative then a leaf if you know what I mean

:drool: Somehow I kept reading that as a "fondle set", couldn't work it out! ... If you know what I mean! :rolleyes: (part of the ageing process I guess!)

[MSTRS]

Not sure which is worse. Being old enough to misread the word, or old enough to know what 'fondue' is. If you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

When you are old enough it doesn't really matter any more! .... If you know what I mean! :crybaby:

[MSTRS]

Fonduing an old cheese might just matter...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

So might fondling the cheesy fondue if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

The old cheese doesn't mind a bit of fondling but fondue does not the fun do! .... If you know what I mean! :no:

[huff3r]

The old cheese doesn't mind a bit of fondling but fondue does not the fun do! .... If you know what I mean! :no:

If its cheese your fondling then she might wanna get that checked out. If you know what I mean

[ellipsis]

...fondling a full cream fromage...ooh la la..if you know what i mean...

[oldrider]

If its cheese your fondling then she might wanna get that checked out. If you know what I mean


...fondling a full cream fromage...ooh la la..if you know what i mean...

It's like the man on the cheese adds says "good things take time" ..... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[MSTRS]

Be very concerned if the cheese talks back to you...if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Talk-back's often cheesy if you know what I mean...

[marie_speeds]

...fondling a full cream fromage...ooh la la..if you know what i mean...


Fonduing an old cheese might just matter...if you know what I mean


So might fondling the cheesy fondue if you know what I mean


The old cheese doesn't mind a bit of fondling but fondue does not the fun do! .... If you know what I mean! :no:

I really think it all depends upon what's being dipped.....if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Just what are you insinuating? I believe bread is very popular.
Mind you, it would best be yeast-free...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

I really think it all depends upon what's being dipped.....if you know what I mean

Hmmmmmm, fondue sounds like it could be fun too, after all what's in a name .... if you know what I mean! :banana:

[Edbear]

So it's settled then... we're going to be dipping into a cheesy, yeast-free bread fondue for fun if you know what I mean... :first:

[Maha]

Do you know that Edam is made backwards...if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

And Evian water is naive, if you know what I mean... :rolleyes:

[Maha]

Name the seven letter word that when spelled backwards still reads the same if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

Can you give me a hint, my brain is tired and I forgot if you know what I mean..

[MSTRS]

rotator is one of 'em...if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

Palindromes can include whole word sentences too...
- you can cage a swallow, can't you, but you can't swallow a cage, can you -
If you know what I mean

[Maha]

racecar was the word I was thinking of but there are more it seems...if you know what i mean.
Hannah is another.

[MSTRS]

reviver - is another.
Maha can't count...if you know what I mean

[Maha]

With 11 fingers you think I could if you know what I mean.

[MSTRS]

One night, I was smoking dope
I looked at my hand
And saw I had 11 fingers
One of these fingers
Fell from my hand
Onto the carpet
It crawled across the floor
Up on my shelf
And inside my piggy bank
And it stole my stash

If you know what I mean

[Ratti]

wow, man, that's good shit! iykwim

[Edbear]

Sounds like a dope to me... :rolleyes:

[MSTRS]

wow, man, that's good shit! iykwim

It's Hawkwind. So more than a possibility. If you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

but possibilities are so much more promising than realities. iykwim

[Edbear]

The expectation is usually greater than the reality if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

but possibilities are so much more promising than realities. iykwim

Sometimes, just sometimes, it works out even better ... if you know what I mean! :banana:

[Ratti]

not often enough for this rodent...

iykwim

[Edbear]

When I wake up in the morning and open my eyes, I say, "Well, so far, so good!" if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

...and then you check the obits, just to be sure?
I do. If you know what I mean

[Maha]

''Has Potential''....doesn't everything thats fucked? if you know what I mean.

[Edbear]

My school reports said, "Needs pushing..." How did they know I rode a British bike, if you know what I mean... ?

[Maha]

A Nurse said that to me once, if you know what I mean

[Edbear]

A nurse stuck a needle in my butt today, if you know what I mean

[Maha]

better that sticking a butt in your needle I guess, if you know what I mean.

[Maha]

Pricking your finger or fingering your prick....if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

not often enough for this rodent...

iykwim

C'mon Ratti, what you think about usually happens, so think about the things you want most, then make them happen just the way you thought they would .... if you know what I mean! :yes:

Try to remember, lucky people make their own luck, losers just envy them because they don't get it!

Train yourself to think and act like a winner!

Tomorrow morning wake up and say out loud, "yay another great day for the luckiest rodent in the world" and it shall be so! :banana:

[oldrider]

When I wake up in the morning and open my eyes, I say, "Well, so far, so good!" if you know what I mean...

There you go Ratti, copy this old optimist, it works for him OK .... if you know what I mean! :rolleyes:

[Edbear]

Then I see her sleeping beside me and... if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

You get up? If you know what I mean.

[Ratti]

today I am going to make my own luck....still waiting.....iykwim:cool:

[FJRider]

today I am gong to make my own luck....stil waiting.....iykwim:cool:

I will ... just cant find the pattern I like ... yet ... If you know what I mean ...

[oldrider]

today I am gong to make my own luck....stil waiting.....iykwim:cool:

Sigh, secret reply.

Your lucky wish was actually granted today but the battery on my bike was flat! ... If you know what I mean! :drool:

(True, only the bike battery was flat! ... honest!) :rolleyes:

[Ratti]

well, there you go..proof postive that oldy and EddyTeddy are right! :banana:

iykwim

[Edbear]

Me? Right? Pray tell me quick what I was right about so I can tell the Missus if you know what I mean... :innocent:

[MSTRS]

Och, laddie, haf ye nae wurkt it owt? Yer missus'll nae beleev ye. Ye haf tae get anither body tae tell her.
If you know what I mean

[Edbear]

Och, aye! Too true me ol' jock! Unfortunately, self-praise is sometimes the only recommendation one has if you now what I mean...

[FJRider]

Hark ... the sound of (one's own) trumpet being blown ... I always love the sound of MY one being blown ... If you know what I mean ...

[Edbear]

Trumpets? I'll have the Triple Chocolate if you know what I mean...

[MSTRS]

Like so many things (me included), trumpets are not what they used to be...if you know what I mean

[FJRider]

Trumpets? I'll have the Triple Chocolate if you know what I mean...

I prefer the Mint ones :yes: ... just one more sweet thing I just love to lick ... If you know what I mean ... :innocent:

[Edbear]

Toasties used to be so much more, too, if you know what I mean... :bye:

[Edbear]

"One more, sweet thing!" if you know what I mean...

[FJRider]

Toasties used to be so much more, too, if you know what I mean... :bye:

Commercial downsizing ... if you know what I mean ... :weep:

[Edbear]

Their price and size have swapped over, as with so many things...

[FJRider]

Their price and size have swapped over, as with so many things...

Still yummy though .. if you know what I mean ...

[crazyhorse]

There are so many yummy things.... if ya know what I mean

[Ratti]

and so little time
iykwim

[MSTRS]

That's why they are so much smaller these days...less time wasted enjoying them. If you know what I mean

[marie_speeds]

That's why they are so much smaller these days...less time wasted enjoying them. If you know what I mean

Slow and steady wins the race...if you know what i mean

[oldrider]

Slow and steady wins the race...if you know what i mean

I'm getting lots of practice at slow and steady these days, not winning many races though! .... If you know what I mean! :sick:

(Sigh ... where do they get this stuff from?)

[MSTRS]

I'm getting lots of practice at slow and steady these days, not winning many races though! ....



Yeah? Then what's with the rush towards the 'end'...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

Yeah? Then what's with the rush towards the 'end'...if you know what I mean.

Well I hope I win that one, or some of you will have been short changed! ... If you know what I mean! :facepalm:

(Three score years and ten ... I'm on bonus time now but I hear there has been an update on that recently!)

[MSTRS]

I always thought the idea was not to come first in such races...if you know what I mean.

[marie_speeds]

Speak for yourself :p if you know what i mean

[MSTRS]

The first 5 places all by yourself don't count...if you know what I mean

[marie_speeds]

The first 5 places all by yourself don't count...if you know what I mean

:Oops: if you know what I mean....

[oldrider]

The first 5 places all by yourself don't count...if you know what I mean


:Oops: if you know what I mean....

I know what you mean! ... :yes: ... If you know what I mean! :facepalm:

[Edbear]

I fear I'm too innocent to know what you mean, if you know what I mean

[MSTRS]

We believe him, don't we, guys? Or do we?
If you know what I mean

[oldrider]

I fear I'm too innocent to know what you mean, if you know what I mean

I can't remember if I know what you mean ... if you know er where was I err oh yeh what I mean! :scratch: .. :wacko:

[Edbear]

Where am I and what am I doing here and just what do you mean, if you know what I mean..? :blink:

[Genie]

Hey there guys and gals, just popped over to say gidday, hope you're all well and happy and enjoying life....life is short so always choose to celebrate the good stuff and forget the crap...if you know what I mean xxx:love:

[oldrider]

"Just popped over" where you bin hiding then? ... If you know what I mean! :shutup:

[Foxzee]

"Just popped over" where you bin hiding then? ... If you know what I mean! :shutup:


A man got her...if you know what I mean:yes:

[Edbear]

Don't leave us hanging, got her what, if you know what I mean?

[Ratti]

Ed, If you're hanging, would you PLEASE go and put your undies back on. IYKWIM

[Edbear]

Shhhh... I'm fishing and hoping the Missus will take the bait if you know what I mean...

[oldrider]

Hey, nice day here today and what am I doing? ... wasting it just doing FA! ... if you know what I mean!

Got a bit of depression, which means I am feeling sorry for myself, think I will go for a walk!

[Ratti]

Everyone line up to hug Oldy. IYKWIM

( where is the whipcracking emotiwotsit?)


me first! me first!

[Edbear]

Who's for a "Hug an oldy day!" if you know what I mean.:woohoo:

[Genie]

A man got her...if you know what I mean:yes:

Correct! Hook, line and sinking slowly....if you know what I mean

[oldrider]

Hey, I went for a walk and now I am brimming ... dangerous in fact! ... If you know what I mean! :banana:

(All these hugs from happy rodents and horny Genies ... pick me, pick me, pick me! ... ah la the donkey in Shrek)

[Edbear]

Correct! Hook, line and sinking slowly....if you know what I mean

I hope he is worthy, if you know what i mean..:yes:

[Edbear]

Hey, I went for a walk and now I am brimming ... dangerous in fact! ... If you know what I mean! :banana:

(All these hugs from happy rodents and horny Genies ... pick me, pick me, pick me! ... ah la the donkey in Shrek)

A good walk is like Prozac to the soul, and a hug can cure the blues in a moment, :yes: may your cup runneth over if you know what I mean...

(Like a certain bra my wife wears...:innocent:)

[MSTRS]

That'll be the under-wire model. Nothing but a wire running under...if you know what I mean.

[oldrider]

(Like a certain bra my wife wears...:innocent:)

What do they say on KB ... "pics or it didn't happen"! .... If you know what I mean! :wings:

[oldrider]

Correct! Hook, line and sinking slowly....if you know what I mean

Does this mean you have been firmly "corked" and confined to your bottle now! ... If you know what I mean! :lol:

[MSTRS]

Corked refers to wine that has gone off. I'm not sure that it is a good idea to infer that Genie has 'gone off'...even if we can assume she has :devil2:...if you know what I mean.

[Foxzee]

Corked refers to wine that has gone off. I'm not sure that it is a good idea to infer that Genie has 'gone off'...even if we can assume she has :devil2:...if you know what I mean.

She's corked and "gone offfffff"...if you no what I mean:innocent:

[Maha]

Sure it wasn't off off off off oh my god oooooooooooooooooof ...if you know what I mean.

[Genie]

I hope he is worthy, if you know what i mean..:yes:
so far he is ticking all the right boxes...lives in Nelson - Check. Doesn't have a gf - check. tall - check...respectful, thoughful, considerate, tall, handsome and he can kiss!

Does this mean you have been firmly "corked" and confined to your bottle now! ... If you know what I mean! :lol:

:lol: not quite "corked" :gob:


She's corked and "gone offfffff"...if you no what I mean:innocent:

Going off in more ways than one...if you know what I mean:woohoo::sunny::yes::innocent::shutup:

[Ratti]

way to go girlfriend! iykwim

[Edbear]

so far he is ticking all the right boxes...lives in Nelson - Check. Doesn't have a gf - check. tall - check...respectful, thoughful, considerate, tall, handsome and he can kiss!

...:

What's that song from Cher about how you know he loves you... it's in his kiss...? if you know what I mean...

[Ratti]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGGZTZ-3pM

iykwim

[Edbear]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGGZTZ-3pM

iykwim

That's the one! Quite like that song, IYKWIM...:innocent:

[oldrider]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGGZTZ-3pM

iykwim


That's the one! Quite like that song, IYKWIM...:innocent:

Very appropriate song ... will there be fries with that? .... (best wishes Genie) ... If you know what I mean! :love:

[Foxzee]

Very appropriate song ... will there be fries with that? .... (best wishes Genie) ... If you know what I mean! :love:

I'm picking just lot's of mayo....if you not what I mean:shit:

[oldrider]

I think Genie has found something more exciting than her bike! .... If you know what I mean! :psst:

( she will have to come up for air, sooner or later, Sigh ... may even be the longest orgasm in history!) :wacko:

[MSTRS]

So what you are saying is that with the price of petrol, the other sort of riding is cheaper...if you know what I mean

[Ratti]

but still burning energy, so is it eco-friendly?
iykwim

[Edbear]

Best all-round exercise known to man. Burns lots of calories, creates a sense of wel-being better than Prozac, relaxes mind and body better than Yoga, calms the spirit, I could go on, if you know what I mean...