Sidecar Racing

[scrivy]

Kicks new ride for the 'Have-a-goat day'.296301

Looks pretty hot there Kick. The woman needs a bit of work though.....

[Kickaha]

Kicks new ride for the 'Have-a-goat day'.

Looks pretty hot there Kick. The woman needs a bit of work though.....
I found a better ride and a bigger goat for that

http://www.kabai.com/klr/m10.jpg

[nodrog]

I found a better ride and a bigger goat for that

http://www.kabai.com/klr/m10.jpg

it must be a long bike passenger, its facing the wrong way.

[Kickaha]

it must be a long bike passenger, its facing the wrong way.

He's new, just needs a bit of training

[scrivy]

it must be a long bike passenger, its facing the wrong way.

Sheeezzzz.... look at the size of the chair, it's a long bike alright.....
Typical dopey long bike passenger.......

Is that goat a chopper version? - well it looks that way with those long horns......

[Kickaha]

Is that goat a chopper version? - well it looks that way with those long horns......
I thought they were handlbars because you have to hang on tight to them when you take it for a ride

LCR I was riding is will be up for sale in a few months, 15K as it is or 18k if you want the 7 new tyres with it, 3 fronts, 2 sides and 2 rears

[scrivy]

LCR I was riding is will be up for sale in a few months, 15K as it is or 18k if you want the 7 new tyres with it, 3 fronts, 2 sides and 2 rears

Does the buyer have to ride it as slow too???
Seriously, why ya selling it?? Getting beaten by a 70 year old too much for ya??? :baby::bleh:

[Kickaha]

Does the buyer have to ride it as slow too???
Seriously, why ya selling it?? Getting beaten by a 70 year old too much for ya??? :baby::bleh:

The buyer can ride it as fast or as slow as they want

Basically for the same reason I've decided I will no longer be riding the AGIP bike, because we're sick and fucking tired of interfering cunts telling us how fast or slow we should be going , how crap we are, how we spend to much money on motels and how we buy to many tyres and everything other little detail of our racing which is no fucking concern of theirs at all

[nodrog]

The buyer can ride it as fast or as slow as they want

Basically for the same reason I've decided I will no longer be riding the AGIP bike, because we're sick and fucking tired of interfering cunts telling us how fast or slow we should be going , how crap we are, how we spend to much money on motels and how we buy to many tyres and everything other little detail of our racing which is no fucking concern of theirs at all

I thought you didnt drink?

[scrivy]

Basically for the same reason I've decided I will no longer be riding the AGIP bike, because we're sick and fucking tired of interfering cunts telling us how fast or slow we should be going , how crap we are, how we spend to much money on motels and how we buy to many tyres and everything other little detail of our racing which is no fucking concern of theirs at all

Or even if they need a gender reassignment.....:whistle::weep::oi-grr::angry2:

Geez.... sit down to piss just once.....:spanking:

[GD66]

we're sick and fucking tired of interfering cunts telling us how fast or slow we should be going



So, not sensitive, then....


Why the hell would you give an airborne act of intercourse what any bastard thinks of your performance ? Get out there and have some fun, mate !

[sidecar bob]

The buyer can ride it as fast or as slow as they want

Basically for the same reason I've decided I will no longer be riding the AGIP bike, because we're sick and fucking tired of interfering cunts telling us how fast or slow we should be going , how crap we are, how we spend to much money on motels and how we buy to many tyres and everything other little detail of our racing which is no fucking concern of theirs at all

Who gives a fuck.
Come & hang out with us cool cunts bro.

[Kickaha]

I thought you didnt drink?

I'm seriously thinking of starting again with some drugs to round it off

Apart from the bullshit I put about packing it in all the rest is crap we've had from various other people who seem more concerned about the way we go racing than we are

Due to commitments to our sponsors we'll be doing the King of Levels series on the LCR then once that is over I will be on the AGIP bike so the LCR can be sold as Jo wants to buy a house

[nodrog]

Due to commitments to our sponsors we'll be doing the King of Levels series on the LCR then once that is over I will be on the AGIP bike so the LCR can be sold as Jo wants to buy a house

She's not going to get a very good house for 15k.

[scrivy]

She's not going to get a very good house for 15k.

Dude, you seen the red zone houses in CHCH? He'll get a nice windowless, leaky, doorless, roofless, holes in the lawn, broken fenced house.
Good swap for an LCR.....:bleh:

[Shaun Harris]

I'm seriously thinking of starting again with some drugs to round it off

Apart from the bullshit I put about packing it in all the rest is crap we've had from various other people who seem more concerned about the way we go racing than we are

Due to commitments to our sponsors we'll be doing the King of Levels series on the LCR then once that is over I will be on the AGIP bike so the LCR can be sold as Jo wants to buy a house





Any photo;s and details on the LCR that you will be selling if serious? My email addi is blow to forward them too

[Juniper]

Ooooo selling......?

[Fast Eddie]

Ooooo selling......?

OOOooooo...Buying?

[Grumph]

I'm seriously thinking of starting again with some drugs to round it off

Apart from the bullshit I put about packing it in all the rest is crap we've had from various other people who seem more concerned about the way we go racing than we are

Due to commitments to our sponsors we'll be doing the King of Levels series on the LCR then once that is over I will be on the AGIP bike so the LCR can be sold as Jo wants to buy a house

So are buckets the fallback plan ? I've just had a very good pre 82 solo come back to me - mere petty cash in sidecar terms....

[nodrog]

So are buckets the fallback plan ? I've just had a very good pre 82 solo come back to me - mere petty cash in sidecar terms....

Do tell......

[Juniper]

OOOooooo...Buying?

Oooooooo........maybe. Let's see after the have a to day....

[Kickaha]

http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=45&t=51122
For sale Baker with GSXR-600 K8...Racefinished with Sliks and Wet
7900 €...near Stuttgart

0049 1722104372
http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/download/file.php?id=9220&t=1

http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/download/file.php?id=9222&t=1

[Kickaha]

Why hasn't someone built and Imp outfit for classics?

http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/download/file.php?id=9213&t=1

http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/download/file.php?id=9214&t=1

[sidecar bob]

Why hasn't someone built and Imp outfit for classics?

http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/download/file.php?id=9213&t=1

http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/download/file.php?id=9214&t=1

John Anderson & Adrian Haszard have. Tracey swings on it occasionally.
The car engine thing really appeals to me. Its underworked in a sidecar, unlike a bike engine.

[Grumph]

Why hasn't someone built and Imp outfit for classics?


it's a shitload more work than using a bike motor - and as the rules look like easing to allow Jap multis in, it's even less attractive.

the one in the pics is obviously a new build but raises some doubts in my mind. Historically, to make the gearbox survive - usually a Norton or AMC race box - you had to run it at nearly engine speed. So start at the back wheel and run the biggest sprocket you could fit and work back from there. That one has gearing visible which will run the box quite a lot slower. Even if it's a modern repro box, I have doubts as the problem wasn't gears or shafts, the cases usually split....

[Kickaha]

Rd1 British champs
http://www.2wheelstv.com/tv-channel/watch/2014~eastern-airways-british-f1~f1-sidecars~round-1~full-program
Interesting to see 5 Kawasaki in the top 10 when Suzuki has normally been the engine of choice

[nodrog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rcCrgXhKAM#t=165

[scrivy]

Rd1 British champs
http://www.2wheelstv.com/tv-channel/watch/2014~eastern-airways-british-f1~f1-sidecars~round-1~full-program
Interesting to see 5 Kawasaki in the top 10 when Suzuki has normally been the engine of choice

Do they run dry sumps.....??? :shifty:

[Shaun Harris]

Do they run dry sumps.....??? :shifty:







Drew does, but only because his motor does not go

[Drew]

Drew does, but only because his motor does not go

Gonna be good if you ever get a sidecar. Hasbeen versus neverwas.

[Shaun Harris]

Gonna be good if you ever get a sidecar. Hasbeen versus neverwas.








haha the problem with your challenge mate is side cars are not = Like prodi based bikes, MONEY always wins the race

[nodrog]

haha the problem with your challenge mate is side cars are not = Like prodi based bikes, MONEY always wins the race

Hey Shaun, I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day, bit when I looked closer I realised it said "Thick Cut".

[scrivy]

bit when

WTF??? You bit what when??
Pillows, foreskin, WTF???

[Shaun Harris]

Hey Shaun, I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day, bit when I looked closer I realised it said "Thick Cut".






close eh mate,

[scrivy]

haha the problem with your challenge mate is side cars are not = Like prodi based bikes, MONEY always wins the race

Not true bro..... When Bob n me went to the Creek, we beat every short bike over there - some worth $70,000 plus Australian! Ours is merely $15,00 NZ!!

Oh, we also beat all but one long bike too........ and his budget....??? Don't even ask!!

[scrivy]

Hey Shaun, I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day, bit when I looked closer I realised it said "Thick Cut".

I thought it was a loaf for female self harming.... thought it said "Chick Cut".....

[Drew]

haha the problem with your challenge mate is side cars are not = Like prodi based bikes, MONEY always wins the race

Yip, ours is cheap as and cobbled together. So you've got nothing to worry about eh?

[Kickaha]

Do they run dry sumps.....??? :shifty:
Some of them, but none blew up

haha the problem with your challenge mate is side cars are not = Like prodi based bikes, MONEY always wins the race
Rubbish Scurvy and Sidecar blob have beaten plenty of bikes with much more money invested

[sidecar bob]

Not true bro..... When Bob n me went to the Creek, we beat every short bike over there - some worth $70,000 plus Australian! Ours is merely $15,00 NZ!!

Oh, we also beat all but one long bike too........ and his budget....??? Don't even ask!!

We actually beat him on points, because regardless of his half million dollar budget, he still hadnt worked out how to tighten oil cooler hoses.
Ive discovered that matching shirts, a flash tow vehicle & an early night have no bearing on lap times.

[scrivy]

...an early night have no bearing on lap times.

Early night..... not even any sleep...... :rolleyes::whistle::oi-grr::scratch::lol:

[Shaun Harris]

Gauranteed fishing results here

[Kickaha]

Early night..... not even any sleep...... :rolleyes::whistle::oi-grr::scratch::lol:

Ken has a lot to answer for

[scrivy]

Gauranteed fisting results here

Fixed it for ya...........:msn-wink:

[scrivy]

Ken has a lot to answer for

Ken had nothing to do with it............:(

[Kickaha]

Ive discovered that matching shirts, a flash tow vehicle & an early night have no bearing on lap times.
I dont have any of that (cept the early night)and my lap times are still crap

[sidecar bob]

I dont have any of that (cept the early night)and my lap times are still crap

I was actually refering to someone else, Ive never seen you ride a modern so not sure what you wear & a Transit certainly isint a flash tow vehicle (I can tell you that from a long experience), but hey, if the cap fits. :facepalm:

[nodrog]

who owes piss? im getting thirsty!

[swarfie]

who owes piss? im getting thirsty!

Apparently I do.....but you'll have to open them with the tops upside-down :laugh::bleh:

[nodrog]

Apparently I do.....but you'll have to open them with the tops upside-down :laugh::bleh:

sorted!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OBI5UR3ndcU/T0BAoxx85uI/AAAAAAAABy0/PjSquHp3hK8/s1600/Vin-Diesel-Upside-Down--57005.jpg

[scrivy]

who owes piss? im getting thirsty!

Come and have a swing for me lardy, then we'll have a keg to share around.... :lol::banana::headbang::not:

[nodrog]

Come and have a swing for me lardy, then we'll have a keg to share around.... :lol::banana::headbang::not:

Ok, you go first ........

[scrivy]

Ok, you go first ........

Ok!! Chur, I'll do 3 for you , and you can then do 3 for me!!! :woohoo:
It's a deal!:yes::sunny:

[nodrog]

Ok!! Chur, I'll do 3 for you , and you can then do 3 for me!!! :woohoo:
It's a deal!:yes::sunny:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-c5UTWKlC-wU/UPQsNiYdMeI/AAAAAAAAQEs/uLLC7Lbj3PI/s640/Custom-Bicycle-Sidecar-08.JPG

[swarfie]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-c5UTWKlC-wU/UPQsNiYdMeI/AAAAAAAAQEs/uLLC7Lbj3PI/s640/Custom-Bicycle-Sidecar-08.JPG

Sooooo...which one of them old geezers is you Gordie? :wings:

[old rig]

Sooooo...which one of them old geezers is you Gordie? :wings:

can't you tell:facepalm:he's the one hanging on :shit::laugh::laugh:

[nodrog]

Ok!! Chur, I'll do 3 for you , and you can then do 3 for me!!! :woohoo:
It's a deal!:yes::sunny:

Actually I've just remembered that I swung for you last year, what a fuckin yawn fest that was. This year its your turn.

Im still in credit.

[scrivy]

Actually I've just remembered that I swung for you last year, what a fuckin yawn fest that was. This year its your turn.

Im still in credit.

It was a yawn fest 'cause I was riding your piece of shit........... :yes::yes::yes::yawn:

Better stop spanking ya monkey now Gordie, you'll need all the strength in ya hands for Sat morning.....:laugh:

Oh, and bring beer......

[scrivy]

Last years 'HAGD'

296904

[nodrog]

It was a yawn fest 'cause I was riding your piece of shit........... :yes::yes::yes::yawn:

Better stop spanking ya monkey now Gordie, you'll need all the strength in ya hands for Sat morning.....:laugh:

Oh, and bring beer......

You broke your sidecar, What are you going to do? Piggy back me around, at least you might break your lap record.

[scrivy]

What are you going to do? Piggy back me around, at least you might break your lap record.

Well you are lighter than Bob.................. :facepalm::shutup::innocent::yes:

[old rig]

It was a yawn fest 'cause I was riding your piece of shit........... :yes::yes::yes::yawn:

Better stop spanking ya monkey now Gordie, you'll need all the strength in ya hands for Sat morning.....:laugh:

Oh, and bring beer......

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING BRILL:beer::drinkup::corn:

[scrivy]

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING BRILL:beer::drinkup::corn:
WTF???
You'd better bring beer too!!
You're going on the side of Drew's rig!! :shutup::woohoo::drinkup::drinkup::drinkup::facepa lm::violin:

[Kickaha]

You're going on the side of Drew's rig!!
Should be pretty safe seeing as it's unlikely to run for very long

[old rig]

WTF???
You'd better bring beer too!!
You're going on the side of Drew's rig!! :shutup::woohoo::drinkup::drinkup::drinkup::facepa lm::violin:

i guess with the extra weight it won't go over:yes:

[Shaun Harris]

Should be pretty safe seeing as it's unlikely to run for very long








It;s not Drew's fault he has Honda electrical issues, he really is fast though

[Drew]

It;s not Drew's fault he has Honda electrical issues, he really is fast though

It's a Kawasaki, and we've stopped looking at electrics.

[Shaun Harris]

It's a Kawasaki, and we've stopped looking at electrics.





fuk Im surprised even you knew that

[scrivy]

he rarely is fast though

Fixed that for ya!!

[Shaun Harris]

Fixed that for ya!!






Thanks Dude, but Drew knew I meant that as he regually corrects me spellin

[Kickaha]

i guess with the extra weight it won't go over:yes:
I wouldn't bet beer on that

[Kickaha]

Few sidecars on TM at the moment

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/parts-for-sale/other/auction-726696499.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-727507600.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-700812296.htm

Looks like any sidecar racing in the South Island is all but over

[GravelRashKid]

Few sidecars on TM at the moment
Hmm, quite a wide price range.

See y'all this morning. Hitting the road shortly.

[Shaun Harris]

Few sidecars on TM at the moment

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/parts-for-sale/other/auction-726696499.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-727507600.htm
http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-700812296.htm

Looks like any sidecar racing in the South Island is all but over









O to have some spare money again, just to kick Drews arse

[Fast Eddie]

O to have some spare money again, just to kick Drews arse

Sell some tinnies

[Fast Eddie]

Hmm, quite a wide price range..

Not all sidecars are created equal..

[Drew]

O to have some spare money again, just to kick Drews arse

Bring it on, old man.

[Shaun Harris]

Sell some tinnies








tried that, but all the windscreen washers got forced off the streets here so no sales people left just at peak time of year also bummer

[scrivy]

Actually I've just remembered that I swung for you last year, what a fuckin yawn fest that was. This year its your turn.

Im still in credit.

Well Foghorn Leghorn....... I did 6 laps in my first ever race on the side of a sidecar for you......
Easiest thing I've ever done in my life............................
:scratch::zzzz::sleep::yawn:


Why didn't you return the favour buttercup........????
:devil2::whistle::drinkup::innocent::facepalm::cor n::love:

To be truthful....... I was F@CK$d !!!!! I was shattered by the end of lap one, and spent by end of lap two........
How our normal passengers stay on for 10 or more laps is simply beyond me!!
Full credit to the boys and girls who do such an awesome job on the side!!!

:woohoo::Punk::first::first::headbang::clap:

[swarfie]

Well Foghorn Leghorn....... I did 6 laps in my first ever race on the side of a sidecar for you......
Easiest thing I've ever done in my life............................
:scratch::zzzz::sleep::yawn:


Why didn't you return the favour buttercup........????
:devil2::whistle::drinkup::innocent::facepalm::cor n::love:

To be truthful....... I was F@CK$d !!!!! I was shattered by the end of lap one, and spent by end of lap two........
How our normal passengers stay on for 10 or more laps is simply beyond me!!
Full credit to the boys and girls who do such an awesome job on the side!!!

:woohoo::Punk::first::first::headbang::clap:

Harden the FFFFKK up ya girls blouse :banana:

Great weekend, apart from the front hub falling to bits on the Matchy. Thanks to Bruce Roberts for the few laps on Saturday on the Shellbourne. Had an absolute ball with my daughter Jo on Pinky on Sunday ( HUGE surprise to have her turn up on the doorstep on Friday afternoon having just flown in from Melbourne un-announced :laugh:) Thanks Steve and Tracey...and Scrivy for not fitting in the knee trays on Pinky :niceone:

[scrivy]

Harden the FFFFKK up ya girls blouse :banana:


Great weekend, apart from the front hub falling to bits on the Matchy. Thanks to Bruce Roberts for the few laps on Saturday on the Shellbourne. Had an absolute ball with my daughter Jo on Pinky on Sunday ( HUGE surprise to have her turn up on the doorstep on Friday afternoon having just flown in from Melbourne un-announced :laugh:) Thanks Steve and Tracey...and Scrivy for not fitting in the knee trays on Pinky :niceone:

Shit Nev, I put a few tablespoons of cement in my berocca that morning too.....:crazy:

I challenge you to do 6 laps with Gordie........... he's as smooth as Don Johnsons stubble...... :rolleyes: :baby::baby::lol::lol:

[Drew]

Shit Nev, I put a few tablespoons of cement in my berocca that morning too.....:crazy:

I challenge you to do 6 laps with Gordie........... he's as smooth as Don Johnsons stubble...... :rolleyes: :baby::baby::lol::lol:

He looked smooth as silk from where we saw ya on the warm up lap. I really didn't need to go past for fear of running you over.

[nodrog]

Well Foghorn Leghorn....... I did 6 laps in my first ever race on the side of a sidecar for you......

that's for last year Biatch!

http://blog.flicks.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/Utu-Redux-poster.jpg





Why didn't you return the favour buttercup........????

you can call me chicken, but you cant call me stupid.




How our normal passengers stay on for 10 or more laps is simply beyond me!!


they probably concentrate more than just squealing and giving the other competitors abusive sign language, you are lucky your MNZ membership wasn't cancelled.






He looked smooth as silk from where we saw ya on the warm up lap. I really didn't need to go past for fear of running you over.

Go Pro footage is welcomed.

[Drew]

they probably concentrate more than just squealing and giving the other competitors abusive sign language, you are lucky your MNZ membership wasn't cancelled.







Go Pro footage is welcomed.We didn't even bring our cameras up this time. Been a while since we got further than a warm up lap.

The look on his face when he realised you were gonna turn left with, or without him was fucken priceless.

[nodrog]

.....The look on his face when he realised you were gonna turn left with, or without him was fucken priceless.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/77/77b6e1f9332191965352c25a3457addf3af1bdd5b4eb0583df 0e66fc2f462f90.jpg

[nodrog]

Well Foghorn Leghorn....... I did 6 laps in my first ever race on the side of a sidecar for you......
Easiest thing I've ever done in my life............................
:scratch::zzzz::sleep::yawn:


Why didn't you return the favour buttercup........????
:devil2::whistle::drinkup::innocent::facepalm::cor n::love:

To be truthful....... I was F@CK$d !!!!! I was shattered by the end of lap one, and spent by end of lap two........
How our normal passengers stay on for 10 or more laps is simply beyond me!!
Full credit to the boys and girls who do such an awesome job on the side!!!

:woohoo::Punk::first::first::headbang::clap:

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/38332883.jpg

[Juniper]

To be truthful....... I was F@CK$d !!!!! I was shattered by the end of lap one, and spent by end of lap two........
How our normal passengers stay on for 10 or more laps is simply beyond me!!
Full credit to the boys and girls who do such an awesome job on the side!!!

:woohoo::Punk::first::first::headbang::clap:

10 laps?!?!? Dear god man. I was crying by the second lol. And gave up swinging by the third and was just trying to hold on!!!



I wanna do it again.

[sidecar bob]

10 laps?!?!? Dear god man. I was crying by the second lol. And gave up swinging by the third and was just trying to hold on!!!



I wanna do it again.

That kinda dosent make sense really, but I know what you mean.

[sidecar bob]

Cleaned out the carport this morning.
I have the following.

160 515 13 Yokohama wet. (4mm)
210 515 13 Yokohama slick.
8.2 20 13 Avon slick.
225 515 13 Yokohama wet (2 to 3mm)
8.2 20 13 Avon slick.
8.2 20 13 Avon grooved slick (3 to 4mm)

They are free if you take the lot, otherwise they are $50 each.

All are past being at the pointy end of the feild thats why they are not $515 each.
PM me for contact details.
Cheers.
Steve.

[Kickaha]

10 laps?!?!? Dear god man. I was crying by the second lol. And gave up swinging by the third and was just trying to hold on!!!
AT BSB and Superside some of their races can be twice as long as that

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[scrivy]

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Is that like a 10 or so lap warm up??

[scrivy]

AT BSB and Superside some of their races can be twice as long as that


Dude, that race was only 10 mins long!! Ours in NZ are longer than that! Geez..... even I could swing for that time on a long bike...... :bleh::no:

[Kickaha]

Dude, that race was only 10 mins long!! Ours in NZ are longer than that! Geez..... even I could swing for that time on a long bike...... :bleh::no:

I said "some" you dick

[scrivy]

I said "some" you dick

...and I said I "could" swing for that long.....

[Drew]

...and I said I "could" swing for that long.....You could not ya poof!

[swarfie]

You could not ya poof!

...TA :laugh:

[Kickaha]

...and I said I "could" swing for that long.....

I will take you out for 10 laps then, seeing as you say I'm so slow it should be a walk in the park for you

[scrivy]

I will take you out for 10 laps then, seeing as you say I'm so slow it should be a walk in the park for you

Pfftttt..... 10 laps on a long bike...... :yawn::whistle::baby:

[Drew]

Pfftttt..... 10 laps on a long bike...... :yawn::whistle::baby:

Ok, I'll take you for ten laps.

[Grumph]

Hey, scrivy - watching Aussie rallying on Sommet sport and got a small surprise...

Guy driving a modern 4WD turbo had total brake failure in the first Special - broken brake balance bar....stopped it on the handbrake.

Deja Vu all over again.....No containers around though, bugger it.

[Kickaha]

Pfftttt..... 10 laps on a long bike...... :yawn::whistle::baby:

Anytime you're ready then

I wont even ride like a prick

[scrivy]

Ok, I'll take you for ten laps.

No fair bro.......... I said a long bike....

[scrivy]

Anytime you're ready then

I wont even ride like a prick

See, I said I "could" go that long on a long bike........ Not that I would....
Long bike passengers don't swing like shorty passengers..... more to what I was alluding to....

I know you wouldn't ride like a prick, not like Gordie....!!:devil2:

[scrivy]

Ok, I'll take you for ten laps.

Would we make 10 laps on three??? :buggerd::killingme:clap::whistle::drinkup::love:

[Kickaha]

not like Gordie....!!:devil2:
I don't think he knows any other way

[Drew]

Would we make 10 laps on three??? :buggerd::killingme:clap::whistle::drinkup::love:

Three wheels...till it was no wheels. You'll be fine though.

[Kickaha]

Long bike passengers don't swing like shorty passengers..... more to what I was alluding to.
Getting similar though, late model shorties often don't have the handle out on the guard anymore and they don't get out around it

[Drew]

Getting similar though, late model shorties often don't have the handle out on the guard anymore and they don't get out around it

Even if Al and I upgrade our chair, he'll make sure he's got a handle out there.

Is it the new season yet? We wanna get out there and carve some short bike success!

[Kickaha]

Is it the new season yet?
It is in the South Island

[nodrog]

Getting similar though, late model shorties often don't have the handle out on the guard anymore and they don't get out around it

I thought thats because you are not allowed to stick your head out past the guard at IOM? All the track shorties i have seen have an external guard handle.

P.S. Scrivy checked the front tyre pressure on the beemer too

[Kickaha]

I thought thats because you are not allowed to stick your head out past the guard at IOM? All the track shorties i have seen have an external guard handle.
What about the short LCR from Oz? Didn't think any of the F2 LCR had them


P.S. Scrivy checked the front tyre pressure on the beemer too
That counts as fully serviced by his standards

[haydes55]

I've had a pretty good two weeks. Last week at Taupo, have a go day, then the next day actually racing.

Then last night I was offered another chance to swing, this time at speedway. So I pawned off my clerk of the course job, found all my old speedway gear and raced today as well.

I have ridden and swung on a speedway sidecar before, but never raced. We did pretty average, a second and 2 thirds. But not bad for both rider and swinger having their first ride on this sidecar.

Speedway sidecars are harder work to stay on and move around (bouncing on the track, being roosted). But track sidecars are more work to actually reach the end of the race. At speedway I get to sit up and relax after a minute long race. On the track I was shattered by the last lap (more like 15 minutes).

Speedway gives more of a adrenaline rush from fear, track feels a lot safer. On the track, as a swinger, I felt that we could only ever go as fast I could lean, if I got lazy, we got slow. At speedway, I can fuck up pretty well and the rider can keep it tapped and not lose ground.

If I were to choose to actually race one, as a swinger, I'd choose track.

[scrivy]

Speedway gives more of a adrenaline rush from fear, track feels a lot safer. On the track, as a swinger, I felt that we could only ever go as fast I could lean, if I got lazy, we got slow. At speedway, I can fuck up pretty well and the rider can keep it tapped and not lose ground.

If I were to choose to actually race one, as a swinger, I'd choose track.

WTF??
Who took you out on their sidecar???

Must 'ave been a pussy..... ;)

Seriously, going around the outside of someone at near 180 clicks, or up the inside underbrakes from 40 metres back and the door shuts on ya is pretty adrenaline rushy......
Lifting the sidewheel at 160kms is nice too, and only possible with a competent passenger...
If ya fuck up, it only really slows you down very marginally, and you can make it up pretty much by taking a different line into the next corner - there's pro's and con's of different lines..... especially if you block.....:cool:

Ask Drew if his first swing was lacking an adrenaline rush.....lol!:lol: Actually, as was my first race swing.... eh Gordie!!! (I had to throw out my undies ya bastard....)

[haydes55]

WTF??

Who took you out on their sidecar???



Must 'ave been a pussy..... ;)



Seriously, going around the outside of someone at near 180 clicks, or up the inside underbrakes from 40 metres back and the door shuts on ya is pretty adrenaline rushy......

Lifting the sidewheel at 160kms is nice too, and only possible with a competent passenger...

If ya fuck up, it only really slows you down very marginally, and you can make it up pretty much by taking a different line into the next corner - there's pro's and con's of different lines..... especially if you block.....:cool:



Ask Drew if his first swing was lacking an adrenaline rush.....lol!:lol: Actually, as was my first race swing.... eh Gordie!!! (I had to throw out my undies ya bastard....)




went on Keiths Harley. http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/19/va4u7u2y

It was good fun, we had plenty of action. But the track wasn't bumpy, I wasn't being blinded by roost and flying sideways towards a wall that you know it's there, but it's on the other side of the bike I can't see.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/19/yduha7a8

The starts were another big rush. Full throttle clutch dump gsxr1000 on methanol. Wheel standing towards the first corner, then having to get over to the other side of the bike before being leaned against by another bikes fairing.

[Kickaha]

The starts were another big rush. Full throttle clutch dump gsxr1000 on methanol. Wheel standing towards the first corner, then having to get over to the other side of the bike before being leaned against by another bikes fairing.
:yawn: Not really any different than our starts then except we have more bikes on the grid

[scrivy]

It was good fun, we had plenty of action. But the track wasn't bumpy, I wasn't being blinded by roost and flying sideways towards a wall that you know it's there, but it's on the other side of the bike I can't see.
The starts were another big rush. Full throttle clutch dump gsxr1000 on methanol. Wheel standing towards the first corner, then having to get over to the other side of the bike before being leaned against by another bikes fairing.

Go out on a fast short modern.... that'll get ya blood pumping..... :Punk:

Go out on a fast long modern..... that'll get ya ass pumped...... :shutup::facepalm:

[Drew]

Go out on a fast short modern.... that'll get ya blood pumping..... :Punk:

Go out on a fast long modern..... that'll get ya ass pumped...... :shutup::facepalm:

I think we need to test this. You should have a swing with Lovell.

[swarfie]

I think we need to test this. You should have a swing with Lovell.

Na....was dodle bro

Tho' I did nearly have a little poo moment when my foot slipped out of the foot rest coming on to the start straight at one point....:sweatdrop

[haydes55]

Go out on a fast short modern.... that'll get ya blood pumping..... :Punk:



Go out on a fast long modern..... that'll get ya ass pumped...... :shutup::facepalm:


I'm a bike whore, I'll ride any length or age bike.

Any of you guys want to have a go on a speedway sidecar, let me know, I have gear and my dad has an R1 that we take out to Patetonga for fun.

[scrivy]

Na....was dodle bro

Tho' I did nearly have a little poo moment when my foot slipped out of the foot rest coming on to the start straight at one point....:sweatdrop

THEY'VE GOT FOOT RESTS?? WTF???

Next you'll be telling me they have ape hangers and highway pegs....... :rolleyes::lol:

Soft cocks.......:whistle:

[Kickaha]

THEY'VE GOT FOOT RESTS?? WTF???

Next you'll be telling me they have ape hangers and highway pegs....... :rolleyes::lol:

Soft cocks.......:whistle:

You forgot cup holders

[scrivy]

You forgot cup holders

D cups? Is that for the women passengers???? Or are long bike passengers all women??? :facepalm::shit::shutup::innocent::love::corn:

[Kickaha]

D cups? Is that for the women passengers???? Or are long bike passengers all women??? :facepalm::shit::shutup::innocent::love::corn:

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/629/996/364/364996629_424.jpg

[scrivy]

You forgot cup holders

Like this --> 297215

[Kickaha]

Like this -->
More like this http://shockerdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Kate-The-Cup-Holder-580x435.jpg

[scrivy]

More like this http://shockerdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Kate-The-Cup-Holder-580x435.jpg

Sorry Kick, she's definitely from a short bike.....:lol:

[old rig]

Sorry Kick, she's definitely from a short bike.....:lol:

YEP your right she's ready for a short bike

i guess the glass is for what spills over from her mouth

[scrivy]

YEP your right she's ready for a short bike

i guess the glass is for what spills over from her mouth

Bukkake catcher...................

[skilly035]

Speedway sidecars are harder work to stay on and move around (bouncing on the track, being roosted). But track sidecars are more work to actually reach the end of the race. At speedway I get to sit up and relax after a minute long race. On the track I was shattered by the last lap (more like 15 minutes).

Speedway gives more of a adrenaline rush from fear, track feels a lot safer. On the track, as a swinger, I felt that we could only ever go as fast I could lean, if I got lazy, we got slow. At speedway, I can fuck up pretty well and the rider can keep it tapped and not lose ground.

If I were to choose to actually race one, as a swinger, I'd choose track.

I gave Speedway a go a couple years back, with my Uncle who is now creeping to the top (his 16yr old son swings for him now)

I didn't like it.
The wall didn't bother me one bit, it was the shadows of the other bikes that did my head in, not knowing where they were.
Our first start, I had no idea what I was doing. On my third attempt to grab the handle I finally got it, right before we hit turn one and finally coming down from a wheelie.
It was a rush knowing that to get around the corner, I had to 'pull' the bike. Otherwise, I felt like I was just sitting there collecting mud and hearing the grinding of the gutter.
Road is far more of a rush, being able to go both ways is fukn awesome! Holding on (or not!) against so many forces is something you just do not experience on the dirt.

[scrivy]

being able to go both ways is fukn awesome!

Err.... don't try and excite him......!!! :rolleyes:

[Stirts]

Err.... don't try and excite him......!!! :rolleyes:

Too late me thinks...I am sensing a change in earth’s gravitational pull from all the meat spin.

http://imgdonkey.com/big/aHBoMlE/g-rated-meat-spin.gif

[skilly035]

Err.... don't try and excite him......!!! :rolleyes:

YOU put it in his head... this is why i didn't say 'swing both ways' :bleh::laugh:

[scrivy]

YOU put it in his head... this is why i didn't say 'swing both ways' :bleh::laugh:

Go / Swing..... you implied the same..... :lol:

[Kickaha]

Written by John Mushet
Superside RKBF1

The 2.4 mile Grand Prix circuit of Donington Park in Leicestershire would be hosting the second round of the FIM World sidecar championship on British soil for the first time since 2008 over the bank holiday weekend of the 23rd to 25th May 2014.

Held along side the World superbike championship at this round the British Formula One contenders were given an opportunity to compete as wildcards. With two former World Champions and British runners Tim ReevesGregory Cluze and Ben/Tom Birchall heading the World entry list, this was an opportunity for the Eastern Airways RKB Motorsport backed British contenders to show just how strong the entries are in the home championship.

No World Championship points were to be awarded for the British Championship teams and this would be a round within a round with a podium for the British teams and half points awarded for their own series.
The dates for this are not at the best time of year due to the Isle of Man TT so a lot of the British entries would miss the chance to be at Donington and some would even have to look for different passengers.

Eight team from the from the British series took the chance to compete. Roger Lovelock and Aki Alto. Andy Peach and Charlie Richardson. Sean Hegarty and James Neave. Rupert Archer and Shelley Smithies. Craig Nicol and James Connell. Stephen Kershaw and Rob Wilson. Gary Horspole had a change of his usual partner of Paul Knapton, who was in the Isle of Man for Sandor Faber, and Craig Chaplow had another partner change of Patrick Farrance who was also in the Isle of Man for Ashley Hawes. Not a bad change for Craig one World Champion passenger for another.

Even before the free practice on Friday there was drama for Kershaw racing. Stephen Kershaw having returned this season after missing last year due to a heart operation was informed that he would need to produce a letter for the FIM organisers from his cardiologist to state that he was fit to race dispute already having competed in the first round of the British championship earlier this year. It was not until 5pm that this was resolved and the relief was clear to see on the whole team.

Friday's free practice was a very wet affair. The rain had promised to come all day and it didn't let the teams down. Several of the sidecars came out on slick tyres and within a few minutes of the session starting conditions just deteriorated and many had to change on full wet settings. The Birchall's topped the session with nine laps and a best time of 1.57 secs, followed by Lovelock and Alto and Hegarty and Neave. Although Tim Reeves was out for several laps his transponder failed so he didn't registered a time.

Saturday's first qualifying was held in dry conditions and as predicted it would be a fight between Tim Reeves/Greg Cluze and Ben and Tom Birchall who completed 11 laps with Reeves coming out on top by only 0.7 of a second from the Birchall brothers. Showing just how strong the British championship is the next three places were covered by Peach and Richardson, Hegarty and Neave and Lovelock and Alto. Kershaw racing were in seventh place followed by a superb performance in eighth from Rupert Archer and Shelley Smithies.

Conditions changed again for the second qualifying. Just as the teams lined up at the Melbourne Loop to enter the circuit the heavens opened this time with thunder, lightning and hail. Again tyres had to be changed at short notice which again eats into the qualifying time. The standing water on the circuit became so bad that only four laps were completed before the session was red flagged. Taking pole was Reeves and Cluze with a 1.54 sec lap followed by the Birchall's and Peach and Richardson. Again the British teams qualified strongly with Kershaw racing in fifth, Archer and Smithies in sixth and Lovelock and Alto in seventh.

Sunday's race day conditions couldn't have been more different. With a dry track and warm conditions a good crowd was expecting a very fast race, and they wouldn't be disappointed.
From the off Reeves and Cluze took the lead from the Birchall's and Peach and Richardson and Hegarty and Neave. With less than half a second between them the Birchall's took the lead on lap six. Hegarty and Neave kept in third place but over 4 seconds back. Not getting away from Reeves and Cluze and never having more than a second gap the Birchall's broke the lap record on lap nine with a superb 1.34.7 sec lap. Reeves made his move on lap 12 and took the lead. This lead was never more than a half a second and at the chequered flag Reeves and Cluze crossed the line less than 0.099 of a second in front of the Birchall's with Hegarty and Neave in third 24 seconds behind the winners followed by Lovelock and Alto, from Steinhausen and then Hock. The next British team home in what was a superb display from the back of the grid was Scotland's Craig Nicol and James Connell who were delighted with thier performance.
The other five British teams had retired during the race.

After the race Tim and Greg were delighted with the win, in what was a hard fought victory over the Birchall's who lead the World Championship by 4 points from Reeves and Cluze. Even at this level the other teams in the World Championship have their work cut out to stop either of them from becoming the 2014 World Champions. The two next lock horns next week at the Isle of Man TT.

Hopefully it won't be six years before another World round is staged in Britain.

[Kickaha]

This is what a broken rear suspension arm that goes from the top of the tub to the rear upright on an LCR looks like

When this part breaks as you come up out of the dipper and hit the fast left kink, the rear of the outfit snaps right and you slide down the track sideways with smoke pissing off the rear tyre thinking "oh fuck I'm going upside down", finally it spins all the way around and you come to a halt and to your surprise notice the new swinger on his try out day is still there and doesn't seem too bothered by it

I won't attach the pic of what the inside of my undies look like

297486

[nodrog]

This is what a broken rear suspension arm that goes from the top of the tub to the rear upright on an LCR looks like

When this part breaks as you come up out of the dipper and hit the fast left kink, the rear of the outfit snaps right and you slide down the track sideways with smoke pissing off the rear tyre thinking "oh fuck I'm going upside down", finally it spins all the way around and you come to a halt and to your surprise notice the new swinger on his try out day is still there and doesn't seem too bothered by it

I won't attach the pic of what the inside of my undies look like

297486

Its past its expiry date, the front end wil fall off next.

[swarfie]

This is what a broken rear suspension arm that goes from the top of the tub to the rear upright on an LCR looks like

When this part breaks as you come up out of the dipper and hit the fast left kink, the rear of the outfit snaps right and you slide down the track sideways with smoke pissing off the rear tyre thinking "oh fuck I'm going upside down", finally it spins all the way around and you come to a halt and to your surprise notice the new swinger on his try out day is still there and doesn't seem too bothered by it

I won't attach the pic of what the inside of my undies look like

297486

Chain too loose, sawing on it by the looks of that...?
Bet that was an O-shit moment :wacko:

[Kickaha]

Chain too loose, sawing on it by the looks of that...?
Bet that was an O-shit moment :wacko:

Even I'm not that slack, the chain doesn't get that close to it, those marks were already there when we got it, might have been from where the rear upright broke at Wangas a few years back

The top arm from the rear upright to rear of the engine has a bit of a bend in it now as well so I'll have to get all get new arms made and I'll replace all the rod ends

[Drew]

Looks like damage from a flicked chain to me. Academic now though.

I wonder if stuff like this that gets seen at tech inspection, shouldn't be mandatory replacement.

Second fatigued part to fail in recent memory, Scrivy's torque arm wasn't obviously about to snap. But this has obvious previous damage.

[Kickaha]

Three other arms are bent, so we'll see about getting some new arms made, there's one original LCR alloy arm left so that'll get replaced as well, not that I'm expecting it to happen again but probably get some spare arms as well

I think I might strip the rear hub while it's out and crack test the axle and upright
297490

[Kickaha]

I wonder if stuff like this that gets seen at tech inspection, shouldn't be mandatory replacement.
While I can see your point, If you go down that road then anytime a bike goes down then handlebars, rearsets, swingarm and anything else that gets marked up would need to be replaced

[Shaun Harris]

While I can see your point, If you go down that road then anytime a bike goes down then handlebars, rearsets, swingarm and anything else that gets marked up would need to be replaced






Agreed, but scratches and gauges are 2 very different things

[nodrog]

Agreed, but scratches and gauges are 2 very different things

If you picked up a dictionary you would see 2 things -

1, How to spell gouge properly.
2, they are the same fuckin thing.

[nodrog]

Three other arms are bent, so we'll see about getting some new arms made, there's one original LCR alloy arm left so that'll get replaced as well, not that I'm expecting it to happen again but probably some spare arms as well

I think I might strip the rear hub while it's out and crack test the axle and upright
297490

Fuck you are a rough cunt.

[Shaun Harris]

If you picked up a dictionary you would see 2 things -

1, How to spell gouge properly.
2, they are the same fuckin thing.






wanker is spelled like masterbater is it not

[nodrog]

wanker is spelled like masterbater is it not

I know you have a head injury, but how the fuck have you broken your spell check?

[nodrog]

Up date from Darryll Rayner & Richie Lawrance , Anzac sidecar team over at the Isle of Man as practice week is nearly finished,





Last night nearly didnt happen. We went through scrutineering all right then put the fairing on waiting for our turn. We got up onto the grid and couldnt get any gears. We pulled of to the side and pulled the seat off to find the gear lever getting stuck on the fairing. Grabbing a pair of side cutters to cut some bits away. The grid marshalls were great, saying to take our time. We finally got it back together and left something like 2 minutes after the last bike had left. I didnt have the shits. We just concentrated on what we had to do. Everything was singing along sweetly except we had the wrong gearing. We had to roll off in top to stop hitting the rev limiter. The mountain had stationary yellows for most of it due to a wet track. We rolled off considerably as it not really the nicest place to run off. We got back down to the start line line to see red flags. We were a little pissed off as we wanted more laps. The session was restarted. We took off in our normal position and tore off down Bray Hill. The lap was much smoother. The run over the mountain was still the same and we again rolled off and pulled back into the pits. We never heard that they had extended the session otherwise we would have put enough fuel in to complete 3 laps. We did 98 mph. Not too bad. The Beare Boys managed to pull out a 100mph lap. We were very excited for the boys. The engine is now out ready to put the good engine for tonights practice. We have someone coming around today to help tune the black box as we only have one map for the ECU. We have qualified for the race so we just need to improve our lap times tho get a spot on the grid further up the field.

Dags

[Shaun Harris]

[QUOTE=nodrog;1130727017]Up date from Darryll Rayner & Richie Lawrance , Anzac sidecar team over at the Isle of Man as practice week is nearly finished,





Last night nearly didnt happen. We went through scrutineering all right then put the fairing on waiting for our turn. We got up onto the grid and couldnt get any gears. We pulled of to the side and pulled the seat off to find the gear lever getting stuck on the fairing. Grabbing a pair of side cutters to cut some bits away.







Wow, so it is not just here that Chairs are not prepared well before going out. Best of luck to them

[Kickaha]

Fuck you are a rough cunt.
It wasn't me, the new swinger apologised for breaking it

Wow, so it is not just here that Chairs are not prepared well before going out. Best of luck to them
This was a much nicer place when you weren't here

[Shaun Harris]

It wasn't me, the new swinger apologised for breaking it

This was a much nicer place when you weren't here






Yea I know, the TRUTH always hurts eh

[nodrog]

It wasn't me, the new swinger apologised for breaking it ....

I see you are finally catching on.


Yea I know, the TRUTH always hurts eh

I think he is referring to your scrambled posts, they're all over the place like a mad woman's shit.

Aren't you supposed to be flying float planes in Alaska this week?

[Shaun Harris]

I see you are finally catching on.



I think he is referring to your scrambled posts, they're all over the place like a mad woman's shit.

Aren't you supposed to be flying float planes in Alaska this week?









Don;t try to think man, that is not normall for any one that has association with side cars

[nodrog]

Don;t try to think man, that is not normall for any one that has association with side cars

Thanks Alfred Einstein.

[Shaun Harris]

Thanks Alfred Einstein.






of course Scrivy has a brain when he wants to use it though:yes:

[Kickaha]

of course Scrivy has a brain when he wants to use it though:yes:

I'm not sure I'd go quite that far, but he sure has fuck has more than you

[Shaun Harris]

I'm not sure I'd go quite that far, but he sure has fuck has more than you






Thanks Darling

[Grumph]

[QUOTE=Drew;

I wonder if stuff like this that gets seen at tech inspection, shouldn't be mandatory replacement.[/QUOTE]

given the nearest equivalent race class is single seater cars, and they have to have current crack test certification on suspension parts....When are you guys going to get the same requirement ?

And yes, I know it's a shitload more work, but one appearance in the Coroners Court after a suspension failure and it'd be in anyway...

[Drew]

given the nearest equivalent race class is single seater cars, and they have to have current crack test certification on suspension parts....When are you guys going to get the same requirement ?

And yes, I know it's a shitload more work, but one appearance in the Coroners Court after a suspension failure and it'd be in anyway...It's a shit tonne of work on an LCR. Our chair would be fine, it has swing arms front and rear. No hassle to crack test them, not that I can see any reason to do so.

[Drew]

Wow, so it is not just here that Chairs are not prepared well before going out. Best of luck to them
I see you're getting back to 'normal'.

These things are not off the shelf. So anything that gets changed can be hard to make sure that nothing else then needs altered. We can't just go for a hoon down the street to make sure stuff is working, so it needs to wait till we get to a track. That's often a race meeting.

So pull your fucken head in!

[Shaun Harris]

I see you're getting back to 'normal'.

These things are not off the shelf. So anything that gets changed can be hard to make sure that nothing else then needs altered. We can't just go for a hoon down the street to make sure stuff is working, so it needs to wait till we get to a track. That's often a race meeting.

So pull your fucken head in!







Dick head, you do not need to ride a chair to know how or if the body work will fit, you need to have tried fitting it maybe

[Drew]

Dick head, you do not need to ride a chair to know how or if the body work will fit, you need to have tried fitting it maybeWe going back down this road now? And here I thought we were all warm fuzzies and cuddles now.:weep:

You need to ride it to make sure the thing shifts gear properly...

[Shaun Harris]

We going back down this road now? And here I thought we were all warm fuzzies and cuddles now.:weep:

You need to ride it to make sure the thing shifts gear properly...





No we are not Drew, just typing shit man

[Kickaha]

It's a shit tonne of work on an LCR. Our chair would be fine, it has swing arms front and rear. No hassle to crack test them, not that I can see any reason to do so.
Rear was apart in 10-15 minutes, so not that hard to do but the setup time after it's put back together probably adds another hour, but how often would you do it? what bits would you need to do? etc etc

The only crashes I can think of in the time I've been racing them where something actually broke and caused it were Scrivy's brake arm(short bike), Stu Prentis rear Axle(Short bike) Keith Sinclair rear axle (LCR) Mine, rear suspension arm (LCR) although I'm sure there are more

I don't believe coroners court can enforce anything, they only make recommendations


I see you're getting back to 'normal'.
Normal for him has always been "Fucktard level expert"

[Shaun Harris]

Normal for him has always been "Fucktard level expert"





Why thankyou kind sir, must buy you a cheese sandwich one day

[swarfie]

Fuck you are a rough cunt.


wanker is spelled like masterbater is it not


I know you have a head injury, but how the fuck have you broken your spell check?


This was a much nicer place when you weren't here


Don;t try to think man, that is not normall for any one that has association with side cars


Thanks Alfred Einstein.


Thanks Darling


I see you're getting back to 'normal'

So pull your fucken head in!


We going back down this road now? And here I thought we were all warm fuzzies and cuddles now.:weep:




[QUOTE=Moto-Dynamix;1130727154]Why thankyou kind sir, must buy you a cheese sandwich one day

My daughter and I had a great ride over to Towel Ronger today...nice to see this thread has progressed along nicely since this morning while I was having a nice ride on my Beemer :lol::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Kickaha]

My daughter and I had a great ride over to Towel Ronger today...nice to see this thread has progressed along nicely since this morning while I was having a nice ride on my Beemer :lol::rolleyes::rolleyes:

What was that you said? something about being only too happy to make me some new bits?

I spent the day sulking about my new swinger breaking the sidecar

[scrivy]

Why thankyou kind sir, must buy you a cheese sandwich one day

Shaun, I'll 'make' the cheese sandwich for you to give to Kick....... :lol::cool:

[Kickaha]

Shaun, I'll 'make' the cheese sandwich for you to give to Kick....... :lol::cool:

I wouldn't trust anything from you that didn't come in the original factory packaging

[swarfie]

What was that you said? something about being only too happy to make me some new bits?

I spent the day sulking about my new swinger breaking the sidecar

Its always the swingers fault!!

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::bleh:

What thread is in them? 10 or 12mm ? Pitch? Not sure we've got left hand taps but will look next week.

[scrivy]

The only crashes I can think of in the time I've been racing them where something actually broke and caused it were Scrivy's brake arm(short bike), Stu Prentis rear Axle(Short bike) Keith Sinclair rear axle (LCR) Mine, rear suspension arm (LCR) although I'm sure there are more


Wha' 'bout Berts front end at Timaru...
..and Jim Coyles front end at Timaru...
..Westies front end at Pie Rower...
..and Colin Buckleys LCR that pretended to turn into a transformer at Minefield......
...and Ash Martins (Lawrances shorty) front end at Taupo...
...Vince & Dave at Minefield....

'Break' dancing since ages ago....... :love::shutup:

[scrivy]

I wouldn't trust anything from you that didn't come in the original factory packaging

My 'cheese maker packaging' is indeed original Kick.....:woohoo:

[Kickaha]

What thread is in them? 10 or 12mm ?
8mm x 1.25 and 10mm x 1.5, should be sorted, had a couple made here before so I know the guy here has suitable 10mm left hand taps anyway
Any ideas on a good source for good quality rod ends because I think I will replace them all

Wha' 'bout Berts front end at Timaru...
..and Jim Coyles front end at Timaru...
..Westies front end at Pie Rower...
..and Colin Buckleys LCR that pretended to turn into a transformer at Minefield......
...and Ash Martins (Lawrances shorty) front end at Taupo...
...Vince & Dave at Minefield....
I dd say I'm sure there are more and some of those are before I took us sidecar racing

[scrivy]

8mm and 10mm, should be sorted, had a couple made here before so I know the guy here has suitable 10mm left hand taps anyway

I dd say I'm sure there are more and some of those are before I took us sidecar racing

Feck, now I'm confused.... when did you take us sidecar racing??? :bleh:

[scrivy]

of course Scrivy has a brain when he wants to use it though:yes:

You've O/D on your pills their dude...... :shifty:

[Shaun Harris]

8mm x 1.25 and 10mm x 1.5, should be sorted, had a couple made here before so I know the guy here has suitable 10mm left hand taps anyway
Any ideas on a good source for good quality rod ends because I think I will replace them all

I dd say I'm sure there are more and some of those are before I took us sidecar racing







British made ones I hope

[Shaun Harris]

You've O/D on your pills their dude...... :shifty:






Yea it did feel a little to pleasent coming from me, swingers are meant to be fuk wits anyway

[nodrog]

My daughter and I had a great ride over to Towel Ronger today...nice to see this thread has progressed along nicely since this morning while I was having a nice ride on my Beemer :lol::rolleyes::rolleyes:

was it a secret ride?

[scrivy]

was it a secret ride?

You're a member of the BMW club aren't ya???

You outta the loop bro??

[nodrog]

You're a member of the BMW club aren't ya???

You outta the loop bro??

I even have to ride my sidecar alone.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lliGk57krq4/TlFhvN2TBsI/AAAAAAAAAZI/SZXD4fWf968/s1600/Tricycle.jpg

[nodrog]

"Pensioner's get in for 1/2 price when accompanied by both parents"

LOL! an ad I just heard for the purple helmets on TT Radio.

They talking sidecars now.

http://radioplayer-lb-1407358116.eu-west-1.elb.amazonaws.com/Player/RadioPlayer/Index_AM.html

[scrivy]

I even have to ride my sidecar alone.


I heard you have to do lots of things alone............. :shifty:
(There wasn't a smiley for autofellatio....)

[nodrog]

I heard you have to do lots of things alone............. :shifty:
(There wasn't a smiley for autofellatio....)

http://assets.shitbrix.com/hashed_silo_content/212/9a1/817/resized/gargoyle-when-you-see-it-you-ll-shit-bricks-8d5516.jpg

[swarfie]

was it a secret ride?

Sorry mate, I wouldav called in to see you fullas but we were over at the marina helping my Dad with his ship. Got it out of the tide to repaint the anti-fouling. Got home at 5.30 and it was getting a bit chilly by then. Cracker day for a ride though, did a load of twisty roads on the way over :wings:

[scrivy]

Cracker day for a ride though, did a load of twisty roads on the way over :wings:

Errrr.... the roads are straight..... you need suspension tuning there Nev??? :bleh:

[scrivy]

http://assets.shitbrix.com/hashed_silo_content/212/9a1/817/resized/gargoyle-when-you-see-it-you-ll-shit-bricks-8d5516.jpg

Cologne City Hall!!

[swarfie]

Errrr.... the roads are straight..... you need suspension tuning there Nev??? :bleh:

Never ride on straight roads if I can avoid them...I'm straight, the roads are twisted....bit like some people I know eh bro :niceone::bleh:

[scrivy]

Gordie!!!!!297495

[scrivy]

the roads are twisted....bit like some people I know eh bro :niceone::bleh:

No idea what you're on about........... :cool::rolleyes:

[swarfie]

Gordie!!!!!297495

Bet you wish you could do that Scrivy.....If you're nice to him maybe he'll let you :eek::clap::lol::lol:

[Kickaha]

swingers are meant to be fuk wits anyway
Only in your case

was it a secret ride?
Secretly he thinks you're a dick and didn't want to bump into you

[Shaun Harris]

[QUOTE=Kickaha;1130727216]Only in your case






awsome, I finally achieved some thing

[scrivy]

Bet you wish you could do that Scrivy.....If your nice to him maybe he'll let you :eek::clap::lol::lol:

He's chew'n on the fat on the end.............

[scrivy]

Bet you wish you could do that Scrivy.....If your nice to him maybe he'll let you :eek::clap::lol::lol:

He looks like he's doing the 'Nev' reach around too................ :lol:

Feckin long bike passengers.....

[Drew]

My daughter and I had a great ride over to Towel Ronger today...nice to see this thread has progressed along nicely since this morning while I was having a nice ride on my Beemer :lol::rolleyes::rolleyes:I went for a ride today too. Dropped the off road beastie a couple times, and managed to drop into a puddle about two feet deep. WAS FUCKEN AWESOME!!!

[old rig]

You think Sidecar racing is fast in NZ you an't seen anything come to the isle of man soooo fast did a lap with Chris that was great over the mountain was unbelievable even in a vw station wagon

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[old rig]

1st sidecar race up soon dags had to go back to standard motor as race motor woudnt run right due to mapping they think so they worked untill 2 in the morning


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[old rig]

Looking like the boys pulled out on lap 3

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[Kickaha]

Looking like the boys pulled out on lap 3

Any idea why?

Good to see Conrad Harrison/Mike Aylott take a win, they were my favourite team from last year

Ben and Tom Birchall out after a accident which left Ben with some broken bones needing surgery in his hand

[Shaun Harris]

Any idea why?

Good to see Conrad Harrison/Mike Aylott take a win, they were my favourite team from last year

Ben and Tom Birchall out after a accident which left Ben with some broken bones needing surgery in his hand







Ben and Tom are both saying they are fine, just obviously a little pissed off

[old rig]

Broken kill switch wire they road it back in traffic lol after going to the pub for a beer

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[nodrog]

Broken kill switch wire they road it back in traffic lol after going to the pub for a beer

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If you see Guy, Can you remind him he owes me the shirt off his back?

[old rig]

Done Lynne riped it off his back for you

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[nodrog]

Done Lynne riped it off his back for you

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Great, the police will take it as evidence in the rape case now!

[Kornholio]

I even have to ride my sidecar alone.



I'd advise against that :)

[scrivy]

I'd advise against that :)

Scarface Kornholio...........

[Kickaha]

I'd advise against that :)

So would Alex

Fess up munter what did you do?

[Kickaha]

So I was looking for a place that sells good quailty metric rod ends (not that I know how the fuck you would tell the difference) and stumbled across this site http://www.mcgillmotorsport.com/metric-rod-ends-accessories-turnbuckle-linkages-metric/ so I've ordered a couple of arms which will come to $43NZD landed for the pair

The rod ends also seem to be at a good price but I'll check tomorrow what's available locally

Stripped a bit more off it today, just debating on whether to pull the motor so I can give it a decent clean, need to get the sump off at some stage anyway to get another sump, baffle and pickup made so both motors can be "plug and play" rather than having to swap bits over if I do pop one

I'm also looking at upgrading the oil catch tray to BSB specs although between engine mounts, suspension arms and radiator hoses it's got me fucked how you can make it completely oil tight

[Drew]

Not that hard. It's a matter of moulding fittings into the tray for fluid lines, and gator like rubbers on linkages.

[Grumph]

So I was looking for a place that sells good quailty metric rod ends (not that I know how the fuck you would tell the difference) and stumbled across this site http://www.mcgillmotorsport.com/metric-rod-ends-accessories-turnbuckle-linkages-metric/ so I've ordered a couple of arms which will come to $43NZD landed for the pair

The rod ends also seem to be at a good price but I'll check tomorrow what's available locally

Ask at TheEdge/castrol or whatever the fuck they call themselves now - Speedway supplies on main south between sockburn roundabout and Hornby...they mainly carry imperial but do have metric. i get mine there....

[jellywrestler]

classic sidecar.... http://www.bonhams.com/auctions/21749/lot/116/

[Shaun Harris]

Ask at TheEdge/castrol or whatever the fuck they call themselves now - Speedway supplies on main south between sockburn roundabout and Hornby...they mainly carry imperial but do have metric. i get mine there....





Contact ADAM UNSWORTH man or Vince Stuer his chassis re-builder

[Kickaha]

classic sidecar.... http://www.bonhams.com/auctions/21749/lot/116/

Now that is cool, don't classic sidecars have Dec76 as a cut off?

New arms arrived, little bit heavier as it looks like they make them from solid rather than tube, might add 2-3 hundred grams to the rear by the time we replace them all which I'm not too worried about

Still tryng to find a supplier for the schaublin rod ends but we've got another couple of options to choose from as well

[scrivy]

might add 2-3 hundred grams to the rear


Is that all??? Imagine what you add to the rear after you've eaten a pie...... and a 1 litre of coke.... :crazy:

[Kickaha]

Is that all??? Imagine what you add to the rear after you've eaten a pie...... and a 1 litre of coke.... :crazy:

Good try, be lucky if I have a pie and 1 litre of coke a week

[scrivy]

Good try, be lucky if I have a pie and 1 litre of coke a week

So after sex then??

[scrivy]

Feck, shorties must rule afterall.......
297792

[scrivy]

Amazing what ya find on the interweb.....
297793

[nodrog]

Amazing what ya find on the interweb.....
297793

careful bro

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Not_e605db_823030.jpg

[scrivy]

careful bro

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Not_e605db_823030.jpg

Are you going to molest me Gordie???
We're you a bully at school too??

Bring your own lube mate.....

[nodrog]

Are you going to molest me Gordie???
We're you a bully at school too??

Bring your own lube mate.....

Uncle fucker, thats me.

[scrivy]

Uncle fucker, thats me.

Thank fuck I'm not your uncle then....... ;):crazy:

[Kickaha]

http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=51635

2002 F1 Windle

Suzuki k6 engine MST built 180 bhp with 2011 Dyno sheets
Empro wiring and ECU system (including CD and link cable to PC plus diagnostic switch)
Akropovich Evo exhaust with custom made stainless steel end can
11 wheels all have used tyres on

All spares and parts I have and will be included in sale these include:
throttle bodies
spare exhaust system and spare silencer
spare brake discs (used but serviceable)
new throttle cable
selection of front and rear springs
selection of front and rear sprockets
new airbox
New carbon undertray RCN
oil rad
stands
anything else I can find

Ready to race!
Selling due to change of plans

Full rebuild with 13inch wheels front and chair and 14inch rear. All done by RCN racing Holland.

Price £8000

Contact Roy 07779199028

[Kickaha]

I want one, IT/YZ490 power
http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj586/finewinerob/DSCF1133_zpsf8c4e734.jpg

http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj586/finewinerob/DSCF1132_zpsb7d61edf.jpg

[swarfie]

I want one, IT/YZ490 power
http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj586/finewinerob/DSCF1133_zpsf8c4e734.jpg

http://i1269.photobucket.com/albums/jj586/finewinerob/DSCF1132_zpsb7d61edf.jpg

Haha, far too physical for an old bugger like you....or me...even though my main riding background has been dirt bikes.

Had a great ride on my CCM today. 340 kms but mainly on tar with some gravel thrown in for good measure. Had an XR500A from new back in the day and should never have sold it but the CCM is like an XR on steroids :niceone::headbang::wings:

[nodrog]

..... they basically give them away

http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=51359

[scrivy]

..... they basically give them away


You know you want it....... well, the engine anyway.....

[Kickaha]

..... they basically give them away

http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=51359

Late eighties by the look of it, probably an LCR copy by the look of it

Sidecar racing at Levels this weekend, you guys coming down?

[Kornholio]

well, the engine anyway.....

Hasn't he just sold the one he had? ;)

[Drew]

That seems friggin cheap.

[Kickaha]

That seems friggin cheap.

Old bike, no fairing, probably close to double that cost by the time you land it here although there are some good deals that come up on there, that's where Alex found his one

[scrivy]

Old bike, no fairing, probably close to double that cost by the time you land it here although there are some good deals that come up on there, that's where Alex found his one

People need to import even oldies like that - they'd have to be better than some of the old stuff here.....

[Drew]

People need to import even oldies like that - they'd have to be better than some of the old stuff here.....

It qualifies for the post classic class they run in Australia doesn't it?

[nodrog]

It qualifies for the post classic class they run in Australia doesn't it?

Not pre 82.

[Shaun Harris]

Ex Champ and current boat racer? What is his Business name in Wanganui please

[nodrog]

Ex Champ and current boat racer? What is his Business name in Wanganui please

Www.useaphonebookorgoogleyoubraindeadcunt.org.fuck off ?

[Shaun Harris]

Www.useaphonebookorgoogleyoubraindeadcunt.org.fuck off ?





mmmmmmm Would do if I klnew the name to look up dick licker

[swarfie]

mmmmmmm Would do if I klnew the name to look up dick licker

Steve Bron.....please DON'T lick my dick:baby:

[Shaun Harris]

Steve Bron.....please DON'T lick my dick:baby:




haha Cheers man



Bugger just googled his name to get his business name so I can contact him to see if he wants to sell some thing that he may still have and got a big shock through Google.

[nodrog]

haha Cheers man



Bugger just googled his name to get his business name so I can contact him to see if he wants to sell some thing that he may still have and got a big shock through Google.

Wow breaking news.
Please try and keep up you cheating shit stirrer.

[Shaun Harris]

Wow breaking news.
Please try and keep up you cheating shit stirrer.




sorry for being slow you drama queen

[scrivy]

Wow breaking news.
Please try and keep up you cheating shit stirrer.

Well fuck me.....

He went to the high court cause he tried to shaft the Wangy council..... no surprises there....
Glad I'm not a rate payer in Wangy.

Bad business practices??? LOL!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!

Moved to Feilding???

Going up in the world I'd say. :cool:


Didn't know about all that......

[Kickaha]

http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=45&t=51964
Selling 1996ish Shelbourne outfit . Fitted with Cbr600 motor and flatslide carbs. Comes with 8 wheels and couple of engines. Had some mods done by Metremex inc alloy swingarm. Few boxes of bits and pieces. Well looked after. New chain and battery last week, New bearings
Would make a great starter outfit did 1.01 at Mallory last weekend with novice passenger. Lack of time too use it forces sad sale.
Offers around £5000

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n16/THEFLUTE/20140710_184233_zpsdb3f552c.jpg

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n16/THEFLUTE/20140710_184224_zps8dff660b.jpg

[husaberg]

Might have been posted...... don't care if it has been....... not looking through whole thread to see.........

[Drew]

Two sidecar fatalities in Germany today, at the GP. I'm assuming that's at the world champs.

[Kickaha]

Two sidecar fatalities in Germany today, at the GP. I'm assuming that's at the world champs.

They are racing World Champs at Sachsenring this weekend

I knew Enrico Becker had died yesterday after him and Kurt Hock crashed, was Hock the other or has there been another crash

[Drew]

They are racing World Champs at Sachsenring this weekend

I knew Enrico Becker had died yesterday after him and Kurt Hock crashed, was Hock the other or has there been another crash

Yeah, that's them.

[nodrog]

Yeah, that's them.

On Saturday, July 12, 2014, without the influence of third parties, a
serious accident the sidecar-trailer combination by Kurt Hock and Enrico
Becker occurred in the last third of the session of the Sidecar World
Championship at Sachsenring.

To secure the accident can be announced that the team with high speed in
the Saxony curve crossed the gravel and unrestrained slid into the
barriers.
Instant and immediately initiated rescue efforts could not prevent the
passenger Enrico Becker still succumbed to his injuries at the accident
site.

Kurt Hock was transferred to the Klinikum Chemnitz, where he was given
immediate medical attention.

The organizers and all participants speak of the family by Enrico Becker
from their deepest sympathy and assure their sincere condolences.

Enrico Becker was one of the most famous and successful German passenger
side of the car scene and he is the international sidecar racing missing.

Our thoughts and hopes are in this difficult time with the families of
Enrico Becker and Kurt Hock.

At the request of the family and sidecar starting grid, the race is as
scheduled on Sunday, July 13, 2014 held at 16:35 clock at the Sachsenring.

[scrivy]

Feck !!

[Kickaha]

Yeah, that's them.

Hock is still in Hospital

[Drew]

Hock is still in Hospital

Perhaps someone was premature in saying double fatality.

[Kickaha]

Perhaps someone was premature in saying double fatality.

Where did you see that?

One of the English sidecar guys made some comments a few minutes ago which makes me think Kurt Hock is still alive


Was up most of last night Really still can't believe Enrico Becker lost is life yesterday in the sport he loved! such a great bloke, Had some great races in World championships with him! Keep Fighting Kurt Hock!! Thoughts are with friends and family!