Sidecar Racing

[sidecar bob]

chur, 1300 sounds mint eh.

How fuckin awesome is a bloke that can right his go pro during the race though!!!
I cower in his shadow.

[tail_end_charlie]

Sidecar shenanigans (http://www.visordown.com/caption-that/caption-that-sidecar-shenanigans/21669.html) from back in the old days.

"My head was this far from that lamp post last lap, and it better not get any closer!"

[jellywrestler]

For fuck sakes, can you two piss off and suck each others dick in private? I'm trying to have my lunch!

you're having lunch, how come you're not telling us whether it's tea and toast or lasagne on facebook or whatever, are you OK?

[Drew]

you're having lunch, how come you're not telling us whether it's tea and toast or lasagne on facebook or whatever, are you OK?
Shuddup fucker!

[Kickaha]

chur, 1300 sounds mint eh.
1300? did they put the small motor back in it?

[Voltaire]

How fuckin awesome is a bloke that can right his go pro during the race though!!!
I cower in his shadow.


here I was thinking " Gee that Sidecar Bob has got a steady hand with the camera":lol:

so does wrenching and swinging make a good combo?

[Grumph]

here I was thinking " Gee that Sidecar Bob has got a steady hand with the camera":lol:

so does wrenching and swinging make a good combo?

I always thought it was WENCHING and swinging....have I been doing it wrong ?

[Kickaha]

Good onboard showing a swinger at work

http://youtu.be/0vZexvioLpY

[Drew]

Good onboard showing a swinger at work
My signature....

[Kickaha]

My signature....

How about we get you a couple of laps and one and we see how you go? :finger:

[Fast Eddie]

1300? did they put the small motor back in it?

you allowed bigger? agip bike might boogie with that drag bikes motor in it

[Drew]

How about we get you a couple of laps and one and we see how you go? :finger:I'm keen, you swing. Bet I can get within two seconds of you and Dave in a day.


you allowed bigger? agip bike might boogie with that drag bikes motor in itIsn't 1400 the limit for F1

[Kickaha]

I'm keen, you swing. Bet I can get within two seconds of you and Dave in a day
What a fucking dreamer, how about if you can stay on the bike swinging for 10 laps at nationals pace you get to have a go riding it

Isn't 1400 the limit for F1
Only for Scrivys bike :whistle:

[Drew]

What a fucking dreamer, how about if you can stay on the bike swinging for 10 laps at nationals pace you get to have a go riding itI know, I figured it was the best bet to get a hoon on one. Ego shots are what get me to accept a challenge normally.

Anyhoo, I could hang on for ten laps, but the bike wouldn't be capable of going nats pace with me swinging.

[Fast Eddie]

What a fucking dreamer, how about if you can stay on the bike swinging for 10 laps at nationals pace you get to have a go riding it
I'm keen! worth falling off just for a chance at riding it haha


Only for Scrivys bike :whistle:
haha.. I'll take an extra 400cc..

[Buddha#81]

I give them both 3 laps (4 if dave goes easy in the warm up) and either of the lightweights will be crying for mercy.:lol: I'll be there to watch though.

[scrivy]

1300? did they put the small motor back in it?

PMSL!! :lol:
Go onto youtube and check out the vids I just put up. We might be a 1300, but we ain't the fastest in a straight line. Even though we're over 30kgs heavier, we still outbrake everyone......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu5jdglXE5g&feature=channel&list=UL Race 1 in the wet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc-hrgSMIDw&list=HL1351239341&feature=mh_lolz Race 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1enyISQfTMo&feature=channel&list=UL Race 5

[sidecar bob]

here I was thinking " Gee that Sidecar Bob has got a steady hand with the camera":lol:

so does wrenching and swinging make a good combo?

No, wrenching on a solo & jumping on a sidecar as a sideshow makes one a munter swinger & I dont reccomend it at all.
No focus & no gelling with the rider off track.

[sidecar bob]

1300? did they put the small motor back in it?

The standard line of slow competitors, theyre faster than us, therefore they must have a bigger motor than us & theyre cheating.
The mega talented Moto Guzzi team were accused of running a 1200cc engine on the weekend.
Whatever happened to, "fuck you guys are talented engineers, tuners & riders?"

[scrivy]

I'm keen, you swing. Bet I can get within two seconds of you and Dave in a day.
Isn't 1400 the limit for F1

You'll be 2 seconds faster..........
1300 is the limit.

[scrivy]

Even though we're over 30kgs heavier......


... have to clarify that.....
That was just the passengers extra weight.... :lol:

[scrivy]

No focus & no gelling with the rider off track.

I have to clarify that one too.....
There was no KY Gel used by either passenger or rider on the weekend..... either individually or jointly.....

[Kickaha]

Even though we're over 30kgs heavier each
Pair of fat cunts

The mega talented Moto Guzzi team were accused of running a 1200cc engine on the weekend
Really? I bet no one saying that had the balls to protest them and get it checked though

Could be why me and Gordy couldn't keep up with them though :whistle:

[Drew]

What are the rules for classic chairs then? Like year eligability and capacity.

[Fast Eddie]

What are the rules for classic chairs then? Like year eligability and capacity.

it just has to leak oil and break down at least twice per meeting..

[nodrog]

What are the rules for classic chairs then? Like year eligability and capacity.

your RF is nearly eligible.


it just has to leak oil and break down at least twice per meeting..

your bike is definatly eligible then, :lol:

[Fast Eddie]

your bike is definatly eligible then, :lol:
I know right? and yet they still won't let me race with yas. poor old bike is older than me

[Drew]

your RF is nearly eligible.
RF would be quite a decent motor if it had six gears. Plenty o power, and a real good torque curve. But the gear ratios are well fucked for racing.

[sidecar bob]

Not sidecar related, but a quick update on Jay's Pre '82 GSX1100. The shyte aftermarket cam chain guide bow, which looks like an old piece of curtain track, broke in half. The damage is confined to that part & that part alone.
I will be getting brand new genuine guides, both front & rear, & using a genuine Suzuki tensioner.
Next run, Cemetary Circiut.

[Drew]

Not sidecar related, but a quick update on Jay's Pre '82 GSX1100. The shyte aftermarket cam chain guide bow, which looks like an old piece of curtain track, broke in half. The damage is confined to that part & that part alone.
I will be getting brand new genuine guides, both front & rear, & using a genuine Suzuki tensioner.
Next run, Cemetary Circiut.Fuckin 'ell, that was bloody lucky!

So the loss in power he noted was the chain skipping a cam sprocket tooth or summat?

[Fast Eddie]

RF would be quite a decent motor if it had six gears. Plenty o power, and a real good torque curve. But the gear ratios are well fucked for racing.

yea, agip bike is only a 5 speed.. fuckn gay going for the non-existant 6th gear.

[sidecar bob]

Fuckin 'ell, that was bloody lucky!

So the loss in power he noted was the chain skipping a cam sprocket tooth or summat?

I think it was noise rather than power loss that made him cut it.

[Drew]

yea, agip bike is only a 5 speed.. fuckn gay going for the non-existant 6th gear.No no no, you've got it easy.

The box on your motor is nicely even between 2-3 3-4 4-5. The RF is gold till ya go for fourth, and the rev counter plummets 3.5 thousand RPM right out of the power.

[Fast Eddie]

The RF is gold till ya go for fourth, and the rev counter plummets 3.5 thousand RPM right out of the power.

gutss..........

[scrivy]

Next run, Cemetary Circiut.

Not sidecar related........... but Jay just won the Winter Series today at Taupo! Well done Jay! Now you'll have a real superbike to ride for Wangas.......
:2thumbsup

[sidecar bob]

Not sidecar related........... but Jay just won the Winter Series today at Taupo! Well done Jay! Now you'll have a real superbike to ride for Wangas.......
:2thumbsup

Thats great news, that bloke can pedal a cycle better than most!!!
Dont fret, the REAL superbike will be all set for Wangas with more horsepower and reliability than it had at the Bazza.

[Grumph]

Not sidecar related, but a quick update on Jay's Pre '82 GSX1100. The shyte aftermarket cam chain guide bow, which looks like an old piece of curtain track, broke in half. The damage is confined to that part & that part alone.
I will be getting brand new genuine guides, both front & rear, & using a genuine Suzuki tensioner.
Next run, Cemetary Circiut.

OE genuine guides and tensioner blade, yes. Suzuki tensioner, no - I've seen them back off wih agressive cams.
Make or find a manual tensioner - and lockwire the bloody thing.

[sidecar bob]

OE genuine guides and tensioner blade, yes. Suzuki tensioner, no - I've seen them back off wih agressive cams.
Make or find a manual tensioner - and lockwire the bloody thing.

Thanks for the tip, I have an APE one on it now.

[nodrog]

Not sidecar related - http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/7872354/Fast-Eddie-sets-new-speed-records

Go FAst Eddie

[Fast Eddie]

Not sidecar related - http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/7872354/Fast-Eddie-sets-new-speed-records

Go FAst Eddie

haha yea read that earlier.. bastard took my name.

have to think of a new one now

[nodrog]

haha yea read that earlier.. bastard took my name.

have to think of a new one now

Harvey wall Banger? :lol:

[Fast Eddie]

Harvey wall Banger? :lol:

haha, I got an old work t shirt from Harvey's Floor Bangers.. crack up. could start wearing it - if only it said wall instead of floor though..

272310272311

[Kickaha]

Windle price list, might be a bit old
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/285774_284634511655280_496373708_n.jpg

[Drew]

Windle price list, might be a bit old

Seems legit.:cool:

[sidecar bob]

Windle price list, might be a bit old


I'll have half a dozen at those prices thanks.

[Fast Eddie]

I just deposited my cash into the Cem Circuit bank account and scan/emailed in my completed entry form

So I should be another entry on the sidecar list at least! How many are we up to now that are entered?

Looking forward to it, gotta thank Neville a hundred times cause he has said he will repair and prepare the bike for Wanganui for me, even though he has his own work to do. Chur!!

[scrivy]

gotta thank Neville a hundred times cause he has said he will repair and prepare the bike for Wanganui for me, even though he has his own work to do. Chur!!

Neville is a good bastard. Not many people would give a flying fuck to help others. Neville is one of a few.

[Fast Eddie]

Neville is a good bastard. Not many people would give a flying fuck to help others. Neville is one of a few.

Definitely, a legend eh.

I appreciate it heaps, don't think I would have got it ready for nationals even by myself..

can't wait for wangas!

[sidecar bob]

Neville is a good bastard. Not many people would give a flying fuck to help others. Neville is one of a few.
He sees the bigger picture regarding racing. A lot just think its all about them, & the chequred flag.

[Fast Eddie]

yea need people like that for sure! keeping the sport alive, thats why I want to make as many events I can on the nz sidecar calendar.. both North and South even if I get lapped at least I'm making numbers up until I get better/faster..

its a mint sport and gotta revive it a bit! especially down south.. After being at a meet with 19 bikes, this next south island club meets gonna seem empty..

can we get more than 3 bikes? we'll see... haha

almost need 2 bikes.. one north and one south..

hmmmm..

[scrivy]

He sees the bigger picture regarding racing. A lot just think its all about them, & the chequred flag.

WTF is it with some people though??
Goes back to the threads about why we race. Some want to win at any cost, some want to just partake, some want stress relief from work, and some just want to have fun.
Not everyone rocks up to a meet with their gear in pristine condition, prized for a win. Some don't want to work on their machines over a race weekend, whilst others have a team of 4 people or more helping out.

Some like Barry Fane just want to put a smile on their dial, and get more fun out of their life - and Des James absolutely helped him with that by supplying him with a race ready machine. Good on you Des.
You Steve supplied Gordy and Kick with a classic machine (ok - so it fucked out for one day - but it still enabled those two guys to have a fun weekend).
The Lawrances made sure that the CBR1000 machine was out there for another crew to have fun on.
Kai and Phil had their machine and race weekend helped out by others so they could have fun at a new track, and meet new competitors.
Nev is now repairing the AGIP bike so it makes up the numbers at Wanganui - (I have to buy you a bourbon or two Nev).
Darren Pate came 5th in the wet race - and I must add, on about 22 year old wets! Only about 1 second behind the Lawrances on newer wets!
Would Darren have been happier by spending $1400 on new wets for 1 more position? Doubt it.
Johnny and Rat - they are so far infront of the others, but should all the rest of the field pack it in and not play? Those out there are still enjoying themselves regardless of their position on the track.

Do we have to spend truckloads of money to have the fun we're having? No! By not spending money, who are we hurting? Only our own pride.
Why do certain people expect more from some people, and then deem that they have a right to bag you if you don't perform? Don't make sense to me.

What I'm trying to say, is that without all the above people and actions of 'slower/backmarker/older machinery' being out there, we would not have any class running in NZ. We need numbers in our sport - and not all of them need to be at the pointy end of the field. I'm glad we have some people in our class that can see the bigger picture, and help out others with advice, time, organisation, scrutineering, parts, 'Have-a-go' days, money, machinery, etc. You guys/gals know who you are - keep up the good work. Or, unfortunately, we will all have no where to go and play.

Scrivy

[Fast Eddie]

..emotional, well said Scrivy! bling

edit: already given you too much bling.. oh well

[Fast Eddie]

Kai and Phil had their machine and race weekend helped out by others so they could have fun at a new track, and meet new competitors.
cheers all! was mintest weekend ever

.. so it makes up the numbers at Wanganui - (I have to buy you a bourbon or two Nev).
yea, same!

[nodrog]

WTF is it with some people though??
..................... Those out there are still enjoying themselves regardless of their position on the track.

Scivvy

Man, I even pulled a plug lead off and started off the back of the grid for shits and giggles.

Waving is also good, its a pity kick was too scared to let go.

[sidecar bob]

If I thought winning on the F1 was important I wouldnt have 40k plus tied up in two other sidecars & a solo, so others can get an opportunity to spank their monkeys too, or flick their beans, as the case may be.

[scrivy]

If I thought winning on the F1 was important I wouldnt have 40k plus tied up in two other sidecars & a solo, so others can get an opportunity to spank their monkeys too, or flick their beans, as the case may be.

Kick got a bean??

[Drew]

Kick got a bean??
That's the description Joanne gave of it.

[nodrog]

stop picking on Warwick, shes alright!

[Kickaha]

Waving is also good, its a pity kick was too scared to let go.
The way you ride I was to scared to let go

[Kickaha]

Cunts the pack of you, I'm always getting picked on:weep:

[Fast Eddie]

:love:

10char

[scrivy]

Cunts the pack of you, I'm always getting picked on:weep:

'Cause you're always in our thoughts Kick...........

Nah, good on you for coming North mate. I know it costs a bit, and the NZSRA were glad you came up. As with your team too Kai.

[Fast Eddie]

'Cause you're always in our thoughts Kick...........

Nah, good on you for coming North mate. I know it costs a bit, and the NZSRA were glad you came up. As with your team too Kai.

Nah thank you and the rest of you guys up there.. we wouldn't have been able to without all your generosity and love :D


side note - I'm slowly organizing things for Wangas.. are you guys all staying in a motel and when do you guys go to Wangas.. 25th? I figure when Nev has finished repairing the bike I'll arrange to get it to Tga and then after xmas I'll try hire or borrow a trailer and drive it to Wangas the night before.. tent/crash the night. race the next day and then after the races probably drag it back to TGA.

still thinking how I can get the bike back to Chch for first round of nationals too, Is anyone going down that way with space for the agip bike? I'v been calling bike tranz and they said they may be able to do it if I drag the bike to Kapiti after Wangas.. Would be gay if they were delayed in delivering the bike though and it didn't make it in time for NZGP/First round Nats.

Anyway - still got some time to sus things

[nodrog]

'Cause you're always in our thoughts Kick...........

Nah, good on you for coming North mate. I know it costs a bit, and the NZSRA were glad you came up. As with your team too Kai.

What about me?

[scrivy]

What about me?

Gordy is the new Kick.......

[nodrog]

Gordy is the new Kick.......

Cos I am getting fat?

[sidecar bob]

Nah thank you and the rest of you guys up there.. we wouldn't have been able to without all your generosity and love :D


side note - I'm slowly organizing things for Wangas.. are you guys all staying in a motel and when do you guys go to Wangas.. 25th? I figure when Nev has finished repairing the bike I'll arrange to get it to Tga and then after xmas I'll try hire or borrow a trailer and drive it to Wangas the night before.. tent/crash the night. race the next day and then after the races probably drag it back to TGA.

Just to put you in the loop, re Trace & I for Wangas. Her parents live in Wanganui, so we will be about town prob as early as 24th.
Scrutineering is done at Swartz Tyres right behind the Suzuki building on Taupo quay.
Sidecars usually pit at the top of that short dead end street on the tarseal beyond the cul de sac.
We will be pitting in the Steam engineers building at the top of the street on the left.
TXT me up when you get into town.
Regarding transport to Wangas, we have a fully loaded van, complete with sidecar on trailer & a large road bike in the van, for entertainment between Xmas & new year down that way.
Maybe your olds could rent a trailer? ours will all be in use.

[Fast Eddie]

Cheers Steve, yea renting/hiring one will the option then. will make some calls closer to the time to find a big enough trailer.

I think after Wangas I'll take it to Kapiti and see if Bike Tranz can get it south before nationals - Unless you still wanted to strap it to the roof of your trailer or something, Steve?.. you had a vague plan a while ago when you first rung me up re: barry sheene. All good with Bike Tranz too, I just hope they get it to chch in time :D

[sidecar bob]

Cheers Steve, yea renting/hiring one will the option then. will make some calls closer to the time to find a big enough trailer.

I think after Wangas I'll take it to Kapiti and see if Bike Tranz can get it south before nationals - Unless you still wanted to strap it to the roof of your trailer or something, Steve?.. you had a vague plan a while ago when you first rung me up re: barry sheene. All good with Bike Tranz too, I just hope they get it to chch in time :D

We will have a measure measure at Wangas to see if the stacking theory will hold up.
The Transit will pull it ok if it can be made to stay there.

[Fast Eddie]

Wicked! I'll have Bike Tranz as reserve option so no drama.

Lookin forward to it, watching bit of footage on the old youtube :banana:

[Kickaha]

The Transit will pull it ok if it can be made to stay there.

Transits are awesome

I came back from Puke one year with Goober and Dags bike on the trailer and the Housebus in the back of the van and it was hardly any different than driving van only

[scrivy]

Transits are awesome

I came back from Puke one year with Goober and Dags bike on the trailer and the Housebus in the back of the van and it was hardly any different than driving van only

So still only 40km/h then........:lol:

[Fast Eddie]

Sidecar enthusiasts! here's your chance to help a mainlander out (if you haven't already)

click on this link: https://www.facebook.com/questions/289756917801782/

and then vote for me - Kai Matthesius Formula 1 Sidecar.

most votes wins free entry to Wanganui which would be mint!!

thanks in advance ;) :first:

[Kickaha]

So still only 40km/h then........:lol:
Nah, 100-110 easily, only hill that slowed it down was the big one south of Taihape, with Spike driving I think we would have been walking home if he'd been stopped

[nodrog]

Vote for me to win free entry to cemetary circuit www.facebook/imnotonthereputsomemoneyinthepost.com

[Fast Eddie]

Vote for me to win free entry to cemetary circuit www.facebook/imnotonthereputsomemoneyinthepost.com

lol get out of here

vote for me.. details in the signature below..

[nodrog]

Hey Kick, a little birdie has informed me of a series of photos of you trying to front exit the beemer over turn 3 at hampsters. Apparently its a PMSL situation:devil2:

[scrivy]

Hey Kick, a little birdie has informed me of a series of photos of you trying to front exit the beemer over turn 3 at hampsters. Apparently its a PMSL situation:devil2:

Pics or it didn't happen......

[nodrog]

Pics or it didn't happen......

I am awaiting delivery

[scrivy]

I am awaiting delivery

Rat him out Gordy.....

[Kickaha]

I am awaiting delivery

Fucking hurry up, should be good for a laugh, of course if you weren't so fucking rough on the throttle it never would have happened :whistle:

[Kickaha]

Looks like there was a bit of work in building this one
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/545410_550909881589596_2040702023_n.jpg

[nodrog]

Rat him out Gordy.....


Fucking hurry up, should be good for a laugh, of course if you weren't so fucking rough on the throttle it never would have happened :whistle:

calm down, I havent even receiced the evidence yet

[Fast Eddie]

Looks like there was a bit of work in building this one
*sidecar art/sculpture*

yea its mean... i'v forwarded to ella.. would look good in the lounge, full size sidecar sculpture. might have to ditch the couches and coffee table

[scrivy]

How feckin good is that!!!

Kai's missus (or miss Kai to you all) just sent me this fecking awesome painted piccy of me and bob at Eastern Creek!!

There is some serious hours of work in that - mean as guys!! :Punk:

That's taking pride and place on my wall!! Just have to remove the pics of the 'Hedgehog' and 'Jenna Jamieson'.......:devil2:

[Fast Eddie]

That's taking pride and place on my wall!! Just have to remove the pics of the 'Hedgehog' and 'Jenna Jamieson'.......:devil2:

chur bro :) hehe - Big thanks again for all your help getting us up there racing at the Barry Sheene and during the weekend.. we'll get a bit of a BBQ on at Nationals and get those plates filled eh!

thanks to everyone aye, still grinning bout it and looking through some photos the mrs got of the weekend. My old man loved that Zundapp

[PirateJafa]

Hey Kick, a little birdie has informed me of a series of photos of you trying to front exit the beemer over turn 3 at hampsters. Apparently its a PMSL situation:devil2:


Fucking hurry up, should be good for a laugh, of course if you weren't so fucking rough on the throttle it never would have happened :whistle:

Ahem.

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[Fast Eddie]

*pics of Kick*

hehe, right click and saved..

I like the one where u see his leg up in the air lol

[sidecar bob]

Bloody showboater, trying to go one up on the freakshow by waving with your foot. 6/10 must try harder.:laugh:

[scrivy]

Ahem.


OMG!!!! THAT IS A WTF SITUATION!!! :doh:

Poor Kick, you're never gunna live that sequence down.................................. :no:
The BMW ballet team!!!! :bleh:

[sidecar bob]

How feckin good is that!!!

Kai's missus (or miss Kai to you all) just sent me this fecking awesome painted piccy of me and bob at Eastern Creek!!

There is some serious hours of work in that - mean as guys!! :Punk:

That's taking pride and place on my wall!! Just have to remove the pics of the 'Hedgehog' and 'Jenna Jamieson'.......:devil2:

Thats awesome, I must admit, I do look a little drawn in that though.:msn-wink:

[sidecar bob]

Hey Kick, swinging on a long bike must be fairly easy for the beemer to seem hard, Duuude, with the two R/H track heads on it, it must only be making 70hp.

[Kickaha]

Bloody showboater, trying to go one up on the freakshow by waving with your foot. 6/10 must try harder.:laugh:
That was only lap 1 of practice to, I got a lot worse later on

[nodrog]

How feckin good is that!!!

Kai's missus (or miss Kai to you all) just sent me this fecking awesome painted piccy of me and bob at Eastern Creek!!

.....

Chur shes pretty good alright, even got all the stone chips and the anteater on the front. :niceone:


Ahem.



I just weed in my panties! :laugh::not:


..., with the two R/H track heads on it, it must only be making 70hp.

you seem to have forgetton that in that photo it still had ring jammage, so halve that :eek:


That was only lap 1 of practice to, I got a lot worse later on

I will see if I can get both your legs up in the air at wangas, then after that we will go for a sidecar ride. :msn-wink:

EDIT: the funnierer thing i have just noticed when veiwing the enlargd photos is the look on Hoody's swingers face.

[Fast Eddie]

I must admit, I do look a little drawn in that though.:msn-wink:
har har, lol


That was only lap 1 of practice to, I got a lot worse later on
haha, you def didn't try the front exit again, did ya?


.. in that photo it still had ring jammage
so did Kick


I will see if I can get both your legs up in the air at wangas, then after that we will go for a sidecar ride..
haha, he's so excited he's even got you guys a motel room already..

[Kickaha]

haha, you def didn't try the front exit again, did ya?
I wasn't actually trying it then, it was more like I was trying to fall off the front so Gordy could run me over

[Fast Eddie]

..it was more like I was trying to fall off the front so Gordy could run me over
ha! there are easier ways of shouting us beer.. :D

[scrivy]

Thats awesome, I must admit, I do look a little drawn in that though.:msn-wink:

I told her to take 40 kgs off you............... to make you look in shape....... :pinch:

[scrivy]

Ahem.


I viewed those last night and nearly friggin pissed myself!! Kids were wondering what the hell I was laughing about!
That definately made tears of laughter run down my face!

Poor ol Kick......

I think a tutu is in order for Kick.... Looked like he was doing a swan lake impersonation..... :yes:

[nodrog]

I viewed those last night and nearly friggin pissed myself!! Kids were wondering what the hell I was laughing about!
That definately made tears of laughter run down my face!

Poor ol Kick......

I think a tutu is in order for Kick.... Looked like he was doing a swan lake impersonation..... :yes:

Dont you be too hard on my chum kick, he's the only one brave enough to have a second turn with me :eek5:

[scrivy]

Dont you be too hard on my chum kick, he's the only one brave enough to have a second turn with me :eek5:

STUPID is infact the word you were looking for.......;)

[Fast Eddie]

I need a swinger on the Agip bike for Wangas if anyone is keen..

Think you need 3 previous race meets signed off on your licence to take part.

My swinger Phil can't make it up, and my back up Matt who swings on the long windle can't afford to make it to Wangas and back from chch

Will ask around down here and might make another seperate thread on KB closer to the time.

[scrivy]

I need a swinger on the Agip bike for Wangas if anyone is keen..


Anyone on here got a death wish............;)

:gob:


(Taking the piss...)

[nodrog]

I need a swinger on the Agip bike for Wangas if anyone is keen..

Think you need 3 previous race meets signed off on your licence to take part.

My swinger Phil can't make it up, and my back up Matt who swings on the long windle can't afford to make it to Wangas and back from chch

Will ask around down here and might make another seperate thread on KB closer to the time.

PM Spyda (jellywrestler) he may be keen.

[Drew]

I need a swinger on the Agip bike for Wangas if anyone is keen..

Think you need 3 previous race meets signed off on your licence to take part.

My swinger Phil can't make it up, and my back up Matt who swings on the long windle can't afford to make it to Wangas and back from chch

Will ask around down here and might make another seperate thread on KB closer to the time.I'll take turns riding and swinging with ya.

[scrivy]

I'll take turns riding and swinging with ya.

Who's riding who first?? :eek5::pinch:

[Drew]

Who's riding who first?? :eek5::pinch:

I'll push you over, so that'll be your hip broken. Then Kai and I will take turns stretching your wrinkly old ring for a couple hours, while we use the house bus to ferry kids to the hot dog stands, since the motor is bigger than most taxis have in this country now days.

[Fast Eddie]

Anyone on here got a death wish............;)
haha! I'll be going even slower than normal with a stand in swinger.. never know what a swinger is gonna do at the best of times so with a ringer I'll prob just circulate in 5th and learn the track/wave to the crowds..


PM Spyda (jellywrestler) he may be keen.
he'll come across here sooner or later.. dunno how keen he would be though.. haha


I'll take turns riding and swinging with ya.
naw! tempting (ish) offer.. but I'd rather just ride the day.. been looking forward to doing a street race for ages.

main prob is that you need the 3 signings on a race license.. otherwise I'd have no prob roping a poor soul from down here into doing it.. homeless people will do anything for bread and meths

[sidecar bob]

You may be amazed how easily you can get a Motard rider to swing for you.

[Kickaha]

Dont you be too hard on my chum kick, he's the only one brave enough to have a second turn with me :eek5:
Nobody told me that no one would ride with you twice:crazy:

There's some old shitter BMWs coming up for sale soon including a sidecar, might be ok for classic racing?
http://www.bonhams.com/auctions/20469/

[nodrog]

Nobody told me that no one would ride with you twice:crazy:

There's some old shitter BMWs coming up for sale soon including a sidecar, might be ok for classic racing?
http://www.bonhams.com/auctions/20469/

How about i fix the 2 in my garage before i get another project?

[scrivy]

You may be amazed how easily you can get a Motard rider to swing for you.

Or a classic passenger................:yes:

[Kickaha]

I'll be doing it if he can't find anyone, he can't be worse than Gordy

[scrivy]

I'll push you over, so that'll be your hip broken. Then Kai and I will take turns stretching your wrinkly old ring for a couple hours, while we use the house bus to ferry kids to the hot dog stands, since the motor is bigger than most taxis have in this country now days.

I'll make sure I eat baked beans and prunes for two days before you try and stretch me..... that'll be fun..... :woohoo:
Oh, and the brakes may not enable you to stop in time for the hotdog stand either.... :weep:
Are taxis smaller than 1800cc?? :whistle:

[scrivy]

I'll be doing it if he can't find anyone, he can't be worse than Gordy

You forgot about Hampton Downs already?????
Since when can you do double duties?? You're not that fit - or co-ordinated...................... and don't say you are, 'cause I've seen the proof.....
It's gunna be at Wangy in A0 poster size!!!!! :woohoo:

[Kickaha]

It's gunna be at Wangy in A0 poster size!!!!! :woohoo:
That'll look good on my bedroom wall

[Fast Eddie]

I'll be doing it if he can't find anyone, he can't be worse than Gordy
cheers! see if we can't find someone so you don't get too tired riding on two!


You may be amazed how easily you can get a Motard rider to swing for you.
might be trying my luck!

[Drew]

Are taxis smaller than 1800cc?? :whistle:Most popular taxi here are the Prius things. They're smaller!

[scrivy]

cheers! see if we can't find someone so you don't get too tired riding on two!

FFS!!! Even I can swing on the BMW. Kick was sweating like a sweaty thing at HD. Never seen somebody come of the BMW so fucked!!
He'd be useless on a short modern bike........

[Fast Eddie]

FFS!!! Even I can swing on the BMW. Kick was sweating like a sweaty thing at HD. Never seen somebody come of the BMW so fucked!!
He'd be useless on a short modern bike........

naw he's alright!

[Fast Eddie]

Quick Spam - last 9 hours before Spydas comp finishes for free entry to Wangas.

You want a sidecar to win and not an old 600cc solo don't ya?

vote for me!: https://www.facebook.com/questions/289756917801782/

takes 2 seconds to log on and click my name and thats all you need to do - I am in the lead at the mo but there is some bleating about me having too many mexican voters so I need to stretch a big lead to show I will win without the help of Mexico

tell ya friends! and vote - chop chop

cheeeers

[nodrog]

Can somebody vote for me? Im not on facebook but you can write my name on $50 notes and post them to me.

[Fast Eddie]

You can do that for me too, but just put the 50's in an envelope first then mail to me..

or vote on facebook! takes 2 seconds..

[scrivy]

Can somebody vote for me? Im not on facebook but you can write my name on $50 notes and post them to me.

If you finish off, enter and race your modern rig, I'll pay your entry and your motel....... Might even pay your fuel down there and back too......:banana:

[Kickaha]

FFS!!! Even I can swing on the BMW. Kick was sweating like a sweaty thing at HD. Never seen somebody come of the BMW so fucked!!
He'd be useless on a short modern bike........

I take solace in the fact that as fucking useless as I am I will never be as crap a swinger as you

[PirateJafa]

Just been sent a CD of sidecar photos by a nice old bloke who was taking shots on the Friday. If anyone wants me to hunt through for any that might have them in, just let me know. Looks like some of the usual suspects are there...

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[scrivy]

I take solace in the fact that as fucking useless as I am I will never be as crap a swinger as you

Right on the first part, wrong on the second......
Tracey can sure punt a sidecar right? RIGHT!!!! I would say a fair bit faster than Gordy (to be fair - no disrespect Gordy...)
Well, I did about 5 laps around Taupo on the BMW with Tracey riding, and front swung, waved, acted the goat...., and stayed on the whole time!! No friggin tutu moments from me that's for sure!!

Now you on the other hand........ :scratch::facepalm::whistle:

[Kickaha]

Well, I did about 5 laps around Taupo

A whole 5 laps? what fucking legend :killingme

[scrivy]

A whole 5 laps? what fucking legend :killingme

Dude, pot kettle......... how many laps did you do at HD before you did a headstand..... :bleh:
Tracey would've spat you off at turn two........................................... :banana:

[Kickaha]

Dude, pot kettle......... how many laps did you do at HD before you did a headstand..... :bleh:
Tracey would've spat you off at turn two........................................... :banana:

Well obviously if you weren't such a ̶p̶r̶i̶z̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶u̶n̶t̶ wanker you would mentor me and step in with guidance to let me know where I am going wrong :rolleyes:

[Fast Eddie]

If you finish off, enter and race your modern rig, I'll pay your entry and your motel....... Might even pay your fuel down there and back too......:banana:
Holy Churro batman - What an offer!



Just been sent a CD of sidecar photos by a nice old bloke who was taking shots on the Friday. If anyone wants me to hunt through for any that might have them in, just let me know. Looks like some of the usual suspects are there...

yea!!?, any good shot of the Agip bike?

[bucket boy]

If you finish off, enter and race your modern rig, I'll pay your entry and your motel....... Might even pay your fuel down there and back too......:banana:

He wasnt doing anything on it tonight,to busy eating chips and dip.

[Kickaha]

He wasnt doing anything on it tonight,to busy eating chips and dip.

That'd be typical of that fatty

[Drew]

That'd be typical of that fatty

Hmmmm, that Hawkins cunt might be onto something talking about paralell universes...

[sidecar bob]

He wasnt doing anything on it tonight,to busy eating chips and dip.

And the night before, he was busy waiting at the airport for his missus to get in, and he couldnt even do that properly.

[nodrog]

Just been sent a CD of sidecar photos by a nice old bloke who was taking shots on the Friday. If anyone wants me to hunt through for any that might have them in, just let me know. Looks like some of the usual suspects are there...

272895

95, classic sidecar. Cheers.

[nodrog]

Slower than a girl, fat, you guys are cunts, stick your sidecars up your arse!

[scrivy]

he was busy waiting at the airport for his missus to get in, and he couldnt even do that properly.


Slower than a girl, fat, you guys are cunts, stick your sidecars up your arse!

Waiting for your missus to get it in??? Stick it up your arse??
I'm seeing a pattern here Gordy....... you like things in your arse.....:yes::scratch:

[scrivy]

Well obviously if you weren't such a ̶p̶r̶i̶z̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶u̶n̶t̶ wanker you would mentor me and step in with guidance to let me know where I am going wrong :rolleyes:

You are unco Kick....... I can't fix that!! :brick:

Seems to me that your brain works at about a 3 second lag time....... :yawn:
Just do less swinging, and hold on like fuck!!

[scrivy]

That'd be typical of that fatty

There's that pot kettle shit again........ :facepalm:

[Fast Eddie]

off to chch soon to watch the south islanders have themselves a sidecar race.. rumour through the hedge is Pig n Goober may be there and racing! finally.. must be well over a year since they were last out :D

dunno bout Annan and the LCR, guessing not. he always finds something more fun to do on race day.. like work :S (that lcr must have an inch of dust on it by now..)

I'm gonna hassle Grant on the long windle for a ride.. see if I can get me a couple laps swinging like dem good 'ol days

[Fast Eddie]

There's that pot kettle shit again........ :facepalm:

2 pots 1 kettle?

[scrivy]

2 pots 1 kettle?

Exactly!!!

[Kickaha]

rumour through the hedge is Pig n Goober may be there and racing! finally..
They were testing today, Pig said Goober even smiled which I find hard to believe

Pig also told me to bring my gear because he wont last the day


dunno bout Annan and the LCR, guessing not.
Nope, he has to take some knobs who spend serious cash with his comapny for a red zone tour so can't make it

[Drew]

Exactly!!!Has anyone else noticed, that Andy is a picture of decorum, and 'matter-of-factness' when you talk to him in person, yet online he's quite the joker/shit giver?

Mutha fucka got no balls I reckon!

[Kickaha]

Mutha fucka got no balls I reckon!
Probably in his wifes handbag

[Drew]

Probably in his wifes handbag


Ummmmm, did she take them with her four or five years ago?

[jellywrestler]

2 girls 1 cup?

fixed it for ya

[Fast Eddie]

fixed it for ya

:lol: how bout some streamers and sparklers for winning ya facebook comp?

[Henk]

:lol: how bout some streamers and sparklers for winning ya facebook comp?

Congratulations

[jellywrestler]

:lol: how bout some streamers and sparklers for winning ya facebook comp?

yep do you want my address so you can send them to me?
have you entered yet?

[Fast Eddie]

yep do you want my address so you can send them to me?
have you entered yet?

haha!

yea entered n paid already, can't wait fr the race!

[PirateJafa]

yea!!?, any good shot of the Agip bike?

Only a couple, from the same angle/corner. Any props are to Phil Noble, the photographer bloke.

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[Kickaha]

Scrivy reckons I'm crap as a swinger but it turns out Fast Eddie can't even do a few laps swinging with a 70 year old pensioner without breaking himself:yes:

[Drew]

Scrivy reckons I'm crap as a swinger but it turns out Fast Eddie can't even do a few laps swinging with a 70 year old pensioner without breaking himself:yes:Uh oh, this ought to be good.

[scrivy]

Scrivy reckons I'm crap as a swinger but it turns out Fast Eddie can't even do a few laps swinging with a 70 year old pensioner without breaking himself:yes:

More news please!! This sounds great!!

Oh, by the way Kick, I don't think you're crap as a swinger............ The pics from HD proved it!! I just reiterated it!! You could prove me wrong at Wangy......

[scrivy]

Uh oh, this ought to be good.

+1 Thats what I was thinking.............

Kai ok?????

These friggin sidecar thingies are dangerous.................

[Drew]

+1 Thats what I was thinking.............

Kai ok?????

These friggin sidecar thingies are dangerous.................Give Phill my number when you hand the house bus back then will you?

[sidecar bob]

I hear some bloke has been havin a bleat on Arsebook about Pirate getting a warning "for a bit of rubbing into turn one" at Hampton downs, as he puts it.
Id just like to clear that up.
Yep, it was me that complained to the MNZ steward, (I wouldnt do it if I wasnt big enough to put up my hand publicly & say it was me) It wasnt about "a bit of rubbing" that was just the last straw that made me lose the fuckin plot. It was about some fuckin moron parked (not broken down, just parked) on the start line, on the race line during a race with absolutely no signaling from the marshalls to do so, in the wet, on a silver sidecar, that was virtually invisible as we came over the hill & around the blind corner & nearly cleaned the fuckin idiot up at near 200k.
That was immediately after him being totally incapable of following simple instructions about how the start lights worked.
Just watch the attatched on board footage from 3.45 to 4.10.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu5jdglXE5g
Its probably easier to blame "a bit of rubbing", because that kinda paints the recieving party to look a bit stupid & suits the cause, but if I were the MNZ rep on the day, i would have burnt his licence & told him to fuck off for the stopping thing.
At least four people have been killed on NZ tracks in the last five years due to stationary traffic on the race line. If people dont like my attitude to it, thats fine by me, but as long as people ride sidecars like morons and endanger the lives of other competitors, I will continue to behave like a cunt about it, & playing the woe is me card about it is just fuckin pathetic. The guy basically had an attempt at taking my life & those of a couple of my chums, so excuse me for being a bit annoyed about it.
I had let the incident go & put it behind me, but someone wants to make a deal out of it now, so I guess I get to have my say too.
P.s, and the Lawrences losing their guard by smashing into us on the same day was a genuine racing incident & not caused by stupidity on the part of either party, it was a combination of close racing & a mechanical failure on one of the machines that caused it to suddenly lose forward motion.

[Drew]

Good skills that dick.

[Fast Eddie]

Scrivy reckons I'm crap as a swinger but it turns out Fast Eddie can't even do a few laps swinging with a 70 year old pensioner without breaking himself:yes: haha its true :( good laps fr us tho 1:52..


Uh oh, this ought to be good.
broke my index finger left hand.. its a bit twisted outta shape too.. did it on lap 2 or 3, finished the race no complaints tho :D naturally


More news please!! This sounds great

Kai ok?????

These friggin sidecar thingies are dangerous.................
yea im sweet bro, finished the race.. broke me finger on lap 2 or 3 then flopped about fr last few laps.. still helped get the bikes fastest lap o the day tho! finger looks a little odd now and gone purple.. gna go get an xray and ask if docta can straighten it back out fr me

[nodrog]

Im glad i dont race sidecars anymore, fuckin drama queens.

[Kickaha]

haha its true :( good laps fr us tho 1:52..
That'll be the quickest Alex has ever gone around there on anything

It was about some fuckin moron parked (not broken down, just parked) on the start line, on the race line during a race with absolutely no signaling from the marshalls to do so, in the wet, on a silver sidecar, that was virtually invisible as we came over the hill & around the blind corner & nearly cleaned the fuckin idiot up at near 200k.
That was after being totally unable to follow simple instructions about how the start lights worked.
Just watch the attatched on board footage from 3.45 to 4.10.
WTF was he thinking, doesn't anyone know the rules anymore?

Its probably easier to blame "a bit of rubbing", because that kinda paints the recieving party to look a bit stupid & suits the cause, but if I were the MNZ rep on the day, i would have burnt his licence & told him to fuck off for the stopping thing.
I don't think it was that incident Darren was talking about, but the Pirate should have been given a right real serve for doing that, when the rules used to read "stop and reform on the grid in the case of a red flag" I decided if it ever happend in a race I was going to ignore it and get off the track

the Lawrences losing their guard by smashing into us on the same day was a genuine racing incident & not caused by stupidity on the part of either party
Fuck off, it was, those cunts on the green bike riding like arseholes :bleh:

[sidecar bob]

WTF was he thinking, doesn't anyone know the rules anymore?

I don't think it was that incident Darren was talking about, but the Pirate should have been given a right real serve for doing that, when the rules used to read "stop and reform on the grid in the case of a red flag" I decided if it ever happend in a race I was going to ignore it and get off the track

Oh im fairly sure it was the incedent he was talking about. I fuckin yelled at them after they tried to clean Tracey up again, same as Wanganui last year, because I had totally run out of the ability to suck up his total stupidity by then.
And then Mr Asbergers syndrome, suggested that Tracey & her sidecar had nothing to do with me & I should not get involved in other peoples incidents, No seriously, he actually did say that!!

It wasnt a red flag situation, it was a full distance race & he did that at the end of his first lap for his own reasons, whatever the fuck they were.

[Kickaha]

It wasnt a red flag situation, it was a full distance race & he did that at the end of his first lap for his own reasons, whatever the fuck they were.
My mistake I was thinking of the race they red flagged part way through but that was the next day

Oh, by the way Kick, I don't think you're crap as a swinger............ The pics from HD proved it!! I just reiterated it!! You could prove me wrong at Wangy......
I don't have to prove shit, one incident the whole weekend doesn't mean to much GFY :finger:

[Kickaha]

then flopped about fr last few laps..
That was a pretty big flop on that last lap, Alex thought you were gone and we all standing on the hill laughing

[Drew]

It wasnt a red flag situation, it was a full distance race & he did that at the end of his first lap for his own reasons, whatever the fuck they were.Wait, he did a lap after the start, and then stopped on the start finish line?

I figured he'd come out late to form up, and the start had already happened.

He seems to think he's quite important. I had him summed up pretty well the first time I met him I think.

[scrivy]

I like kittens...............

:corn:

[Fast Eddie]

just got out of 6 hours sitting in a&e getting my finger prodded n twistd n xrayd. they finally decided its fucked and they need to do surgery on it etc.. ffs. on top of that sm fuckr sideswiped the car i am borrowing.. either parking next t me or smthin.. no note etc so choice! get t pay fr that, fuck it! wat a day... 5 hours i get t go back t hospital and wait around smore n get my finger cut open and mangled with

[sidecar bob]

Wait, he did a lap after the start, and then stopped on the start finish line?

I figured he'd come out late to form up, and the start had already happened.


He started alone because he failed to comprehend the start light system at riders briefing, then after racing by himself for half a lap, the stewards thought they would avert the disaster of him piling into the back of a stationary grid at race pace on his first lap, so dispatched our race, bless them.
When he finally realised that we had all fucked up the start & he was the only one that got it right, he felt sorry for the rest of us being disadvantaged by our own stupidity & thought he would wait on the line for the rest of us, to make it fair for everybody.
Or near enough to that anyway, as best as I can fathom it, although, he may also have been hoping for another full restart, to prevent himself from being excluded from the results, or possibly trying to artificially create a red flag situation to force a restart too.
So yeah, going on Arsebook & telling less than half the story in order to gain support & sympathy dosent wash with me.

[Drew]

He started alone because he failed to comprehend the start light system at riders briefing, then after racing by himself for half a lap, the stewards thought they would avert the disaster of him piling into the back of a stationary grid at race pace on his first lap, so dispatched our race, bless them.
When he finally realised that we had all fucked up the start & he was the only one that got it right, he felt sorry for the rest of us being disadvantaged by our own stupidity & thought he would wait on the line for the rest of us, to make it fair for everybody.
Or near enough to that anyway, as best as I can fathom it.
So yeah, going on Arsebook & telling less than half the story in order to gain support & sympathy dosent wash with me.Oh right, I'd miss interpreted what Andy said on the day.

I don't wanna get in trouble for slagging marshals again, so I'll let someone else give those cunts shit.

[Kickaha]

just got out of 6 hours sitting in a&e getting my finger prodded n twistd n xrayd. they finally decided its fucked and they need to do surgery on it etc.. ffs. on top of that sm fuckr sideswiped the car i am borrowing.. either parking next t me or smthin.. no note etc so choice! get t pay fr that, fuck it! wat a day... 5 hours i get t go back t hospital and wait around smore n get my finger cut open and mangled with

Top effort, nearly flip the sidecar at HD and walk away with no damage, go for a few gentle laps with a pensioner and end up having surgery :rolleyes:

See if you can video them carving you up

[Kickaha]

1977 front exit LCR, this bike is still racing at events in Europe
http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/download/file.php?id=7293&mode=view

[scrivy]

Has anyone else noticed, that Andy is a picture of decorum, and 'matter-of-factness' when you talk to him in person, yet online he's quite the joker/shit giver?

Mutha fucka got no balls I reckon!

Yip! I've noticed too...... :cool:

Actually, I've made a conscious decision to tone it down at race meetings, as you simply don't know who is walking through the pits.
You don't know if the gentleman standing looking is a sponsor of another team, a meeting sponsor, is about to sponsor you, or is a journalist, or the father of the 3 kids under his tow, that doesn't want his kids subjected to talking about beastiality, group sex or auto erotica.......
What happens after a race event in a bar somewhere is different!

As for KB, well there's such a small percentage of raceday patrons on it, that I can talk shit for hours (without offending the above)...... and usually do!
Now, get off ya keyboard, sell that pussy RF, and get a shorty sidecar and come kick my arse!! Release that mongrel on the track!!:clap:

[Drew]

Blah blah blah....Growing up....Blah blah
Now, get off ya keyboard, sell that pussy RF, and get a shorty sidecar and come kick my arse!! Release that mongrel on the track!!:clap:I'm not allowed to sell the RF man. My kids would fuggin kill me.

I can sell my bucket racer, that'll get me the one new tyre I'm allowed per year.

[Kickaha]

that'll get me the one new tyre I'm allowed per year.
And here was me thinking you were man enough not to respond to peer pressure

[Drew]

And here was me thinking you were man enough not to respond to peer pressureIt aint peer pressure. I wanna beat that ancient pair of pricks on a level playing field.

[scrivy]

I wanna beat that ancient pair of pricks on a level playing field.

Won't happen.............

1. The playing field aint level,
2. I might just buy 2 new tyres a year....,
3. You won't sell ya bucket,
4. You def won't sell ya RF
5. Ya missus won't let ya,
6. You don't have the balls...
7. You're unco like Kick,
8. You'll need a zimmer frame by the time you buy a sidecar.......
9. I'll be dead before you buy a sidecar..............:rolleyes:

But, if you get rid of your RF, you'll have something the kids can have fun on at the 'Have-a-go day'!!! They won't care about the RF anymore!
Do it..... Kick my arse.... you can do it......

Or are ya chicken????

[Drew]

Won't happen.............

1. The playing field aint level,
2. I might just buy 2 new tyres a year....,
3. You won't sell ya bucket,
4. You def won't sell ya RF
5. Ya missus won't let ya,
6. You don't have the balls...
7. You're unco like Kick,
8. You'll need a zimmer frame by the time you buy a sidecar.......
9. I'll be dead before you buy a sidecar..............:rolleyes:

But, if you get rid of your RF, you'll have something the kids can have fun on at the 'Have-a-go day'!!! They won't care about the RF anymore!
Do it..... Kick my arse.... you can do it......

Or are ya chicken????
You are fuckin dead next try series old man!...Unless Alan isn't keen to do it anymore.

[scrivy]

You are fuckin dead next try series old man!...Unless Alan isn't keen to do it anymore.

WTF?? Now I'm confused - or you're on the beers....
Next Try series?? Try what?? Or Tri Series?? Either way, sidecars weren't racing them.
Or did you mean 'Hagd' ?

Oh, and who is Alan?? Flea??

I'm confused............:rolleyes::confused:


Zimmerman.......

(Sell that RF................) Did you hear that?? I thought I heard sumpin???

[Drew]

WTF?? Now I'm confused - or you're on the beers....
Next Try series?? Try what?? Or Tri Series?? Either way, sidecars weren't racing them.
Or did you mean 'Hagd' ?

Oh, and who is Alan??

I'm confused............:rolleyes::confused:


Zimmerman.......I am on the beers. Are sidecars not at the trI series? That's pretty shit.

Alan is my swinger. You're gonna love him.

You're confused because I'm dumb, and you're senile.

[scrivy]

I am on the beers. Are sidecars not at the trI series? That's pretty shit.

Alan is my swinger. You're gonna love him.

You're confused because I'm dumb, and you're senile.

Whitetrash??? Fuck, you guys will kick our arses!!!!:not:

Senile Scrivy

[scrivy]

Keith Sinclair has the ex-Leppard/Goodin short bike (ex Lawrance Bros 1993 championship winning machine) in his garage. Has a near new late model ZX10 engine in it (800kms). Pretty much ready to race for $8000. You cannot buy a rolling chassis for that!! You'd be a top 2-6 machine in your first year.

Zimmerframe Scrivy

[Drew]

Whitetrash??? Fuck, you guys will kick our arses!!!!:not:

Senile ScrivyNa, Jimmy can't commit to racing. Alan is the guy who raced at Levels with me whenever that was. Keen as, and fit. After a three lap session, he never exclaimed. "That was fuckin mint bro. What was it, six or seven laps"?

[scrivy]

Na, Jimmy can't commit to racing. Alan is the guy who raced at Levels with me whenever that was. Keen as, and fit. After a three lap session, he never exclaimed. "That was fuckin mint bro. What was it, six or seven laps"?

Never exclaimed? Ya can't have been going fast enough..... LOL!

If he was that nervous and thought he'd done more laps, he'll come off the back for sure............ Do it, I need some more beers..............

Senile Zimmerframe Scrivy

[Drew]

Never exclaimed? Ya can't have been going fast enough..... LOL!

If he was that nervous, he'll come off the back for sure............ Do it, I need some more beers..............

Senile Zimmerframe ScrivyEvery session, Alan was wanting to go faster.

I dragged him fifty meters into the pits when he lept left not knowing we were pulling in. Reckoned all he could think was "I'm never letting go"!

Young keen Drew.

[scrivy]

OK Young keen Drew

There's also the short bike in the South Island for $11,000.
Or the Totalspan short/long bike for $12,000?
Even Des's short bike maybe for $11,000.

Or you could import one as per Kicks previous posts.

Come and play with us (instead of by yourself.....:shifty:)

Very old Senile unco Scrivy

[scrivy]

Every session, Alan was wanting to go faster.

I dragged him fifty meters into the pits when he lept left not knowing we were pulling in. Reckoned all he could think was "I'm never letting go"!

Young keen Drew.

:spanking: Where was the rider/passenger communication???

[Drew]

OK Young keen Drew

There's also the short bike in the South Island for $11,000.
Or the Totalspan short/long bike for $12,000?
Even Des's short bike maybe for $11,000.

Or you could import one as per Kicks previous posts.

Come and play with us (instead of by yourself.....:shifty:)

Very old Senile unco ScrivyIf we're talking stupid money it'd be the pirates old bike. But we shouldn't be.


I have no interest in playing with you. Can you even get the wrinkles out of it any more?

Exuberant vibrant Drew.

[Drew]

:spanking: Where was the rider/passenger communication???
Funny story, I put my hand up to indicate we were pulling in. Held it up for quite a while. Then I pulled in. Picture the track, and then ask why my left arm in the air was a useless gesture for my swinger.

He did punch me and say some things.

[scrivy]

I have no interest in playing with you. Can you even get the wrinkles out of it any more?

Exuberant vibrant Drew.

Wrinkles come out when I get hydraulicked.............


Senile Myopic Cardio Scrivy that can still kick the vibrant whippersnapper Drew......

[Drew]

Wrinkles come out when I get hydraulicked.............


Senile Myopic Cardio Scrivy that can still kick the vibrant whippersnapper Drew......No one wants to lick that thing, weather her name is hydrau or anything else!


Young, keen, exuberant, vibrant, virile Drew. Who would never make excuses about his gearbox...

[scrivy]

No one wants to lick that thing, weather her name is hydrau or anything else!


Young, keen, exuberant, vibrant, virile Drew. Who would never make excuses about his gearbox...

:weep::facepalm: Ok Ok, you win........ it wasn't my gearbox...... it was my foot............ I've got leprosy.... my foot just hinged in the middle.......... then fell off....... :eek:
That's why I couldn't change gears........................ my gearbox is actually mint.......

[Drew]

:weep::facepalm: Ok Ok, you win........ it wasn't my gearbox...... it was my foot............ I've got leprosy.... my foot just hinged in the middle.......... then fell off....... :eek:
That's why I couldn't change gears........................ my gearbox is actually mint.......I fuckin KNEW IT!

[scrivy]

I fuckin KNEW IT!

The limping around the pits give it away??

Or the fact that I had to borrow one of Chris Lawrances boots? My foot was still in the bottom of my one...............

[Drew]

The limping around the pits give it away??

Or the fact that I had to borrow one of Chris Lawrances boots? My foot was still in the bottom of my one...............Dude, you told me on the Saturday you couldn't change gear in those boots. Remember I gave you shit about finally fitting a captive shifter?

Fuck man, maybe you really are going senile.

Drew. You rememeber me? Drew, cheeky shit who calls you old. Hello? Are you awake?

[scrivy]

Dude, you told me on the Saturday you couldn't change gear in those boots. Remember I gave you shit about finally fitting a captive shifter?

Fuck man, maybe you really are going senile.

Drew. You rememeber me? Drew, cheeky shit who calls you old. Hello? Are you awake?

You drew what?? Eh?? Who the fuck....... What??? Where's my pills???? Gearbag what?? Who drew what?? Box who??
Captivated box??? Nah, my pills aren't working properly..................

[scrivy]

Captivated shifter on its way - Phil the Philanderer is making one as we speak..... (oh wait - we're not speaking....)

[Drew]

Captivated shifter on its way - Phil the Philanderer is making one as we speak..... (oh wait - we're not speaking....)
What? I'm getting the silent treatment?

Bet there's a few folk out there wondering how they could be as lucky as I am.

[scrivy]

What? I'm getting the silent treatment?

Bet there's a few folk out there wondering how they could be as lucky as I am.

Not speaking............... Typing..... ya muppet....... :weird:

Old bastard Racing

[Drew]

Not speaking............... Typing..... ya muppet....... :weird:

Old bastard RacingYeah man, even someone as simple as me got what ya meant.


Up and coming racer.

[scrivy]

Yeah man, even someone as simple as me got what ya meant.

Up and coming racer.

Who said you were simple?? Bunch of cunts................

Down and out old fart...

[Drew]

Who said you were simple?? Bunch of cunts................

Down and out old fart...Was my parents standing excuse at 'parent/teacher' interviews.

Nees more beer/bravado...

[scrivy]

Got me some new brake pads too..... mine were a bit too old even for me.....
Re-kitted the master cylinders too..... amazing what ya find when you do maintenance.....
Cant use that as an excuse at Wangy......

My only excuse for Wangy will be that I'm too old for this shit now.................

[Drew]

Got me some new brake pads too..... mine were a bit too old even for me.....
Re-kitted the master cylinders too..... amazing what ya find when you do maintenance.....
Cant use that as an excuse at Wangy......

You get seals made, or find the right ones/bleed them better?

Wangas isn't too huge a braking track is it?

Oh yeah, I won't be riding Wanganui if I do magically manage to get a chair for next year, in all likelyhood.

[scrivy]

You get seals made, or find the right ones/bleed them better?

Wangas isn't too huge a braking track is it?

Oh yeah, I won't be riding Wanganui if I do magically manage to get a chair for next year, in all likelyhood.

Seals??? Oh shit........... Better pull those greasy/slippery things apart again..... :rolleyes:
What do you mean by bleed??? Do they contain blood???

Wangy not hard on brakes???? Dude............. hardest place I know of....... (But I don't know much)...
I don't like Wangy either. But had to do it to get numbers up for our class.


Scrivy hasbeen racing.........

[scrivy]

I won't be riding Wanganui if I do magically manage to get a chair for next year, in all likelyhood.

You've stated that you'll be racing a chair next year, so have to now or you'll lose all credibilty....................

[Drew]

You've stated that you'll be racing a chair next year, so have to now or you'll lose all credibilty....................When was I credible?

I wouldn't have thought you got up to high enough speeds to be too worried about brakes. But I haven't ridden there so I know nothing.

I thought you'd put the problem with the brakes down to seals pulling the pistons back too far? I gotta start actually listening to what you cunts say, instead of smilng and nodding!

[Kickaha]

I wanna beat that ancient pair of pricks on a level playing field.
Wont happen

You are fuckin dead next try series old man!...Unless Alan isn't keen to do it anymore.
Sidecars are only doing Wangas, a track you said you wouldn't do

Even Des's short bike maybe for $11,000.
With the amount of times that's been barrel rolled down the track? who has done the rebuilds?, Johhny B was doing 1.44 around Ruapuna on that back in 2002

:spanking: Where was the rider/passenger communication???
It was fucking funny to watch, smoke coming off Alans shoes as he's half off the bike being dragged down the track because some muppet didn't put his hand up on the straight before pit entry
.......... my gearbox is actually mint.......
Wouldn't suprise me at all, but you need something to blame and that was convenient

What? I'm getting the silent treatment?
You lucky bastard

Wangas isn't too huge a braking track is it?
Fuck you say some dumb shit

You've stated that you'll be racing a chair next year, so have to now or you'll lose all credibilty....................
He didn't have any to start with

[scrivy]

When was I credible? Kick said you were.....

I wouldn't have thought you got up to high enough speeds to be too worried about brakes. But I haven't ridden there so I know nothing. Maybe...

I thought you'd put the problem with the brakes down to seals pulling the pistons back too far? I gotta start actually listening to what you cunts say, instead of smilng and nodding!

Yeah, nah, maybe..... Those bastard seals kept pulling my pistons back - if they make their way back onto my chair, I'm gunna club them to death.... <_<

Or I can catch them, and you can blow them??

[Drew]

Fuck you say some dumb shit

It was a question fatty! If you could read without your fuckin glasses on old man, you might have notice teh question mark at the end. It looked like this...? Except smaller. You know, like you're junk looks like a dick...only smaller.

[scrivy]

With the amount of times that's been barrel rolled down the track? who has done the rebuilds?, Johhny B was doing 1.44 around Ruapuna on that back in 2002

That would seriously be the bike I'd buy. A potent engine, and a frame lighter than the Busa's. Should do faster times than my house bus. And it handles better too. Johnny B sure can fucken ride!! That is a mean time back then! Apart from Bron, who else could better it now?

Old fart.
Slowly dying in my chair, might need a heart defibrilator soon....................:niceone:

[scrivy]

It was a question fatty! If you could read without your fuckin glasses on old man, you might have notice teh question mark at the end. It looked like this...? Except smaller. You know, like you're junk looks like a dick...only smaller.

Ah yes, sidecar shit talk threads. You can feel the love..........................:laugh::clap:
Oh wait, I was feeling myself.............. as you were.................

[Kickaha]

That would seriously be the bike I'd buy. A potent engine, and a frame lighter than the Busa's. Should do faster times than my house bus. And it handles better too. Johnny B sure can fucken ride!! That is a mean time back then! Apart from Bron, who else could better it now?
You and Knob ooppps I mean Bob, Lawrances, Adam and Stu, me and Dave are close but no cigar

Oh yeah it only had a dirty old Stock(ish) FZR1000 in it back then to

[scrivy]

Oh yeah it only had a dirty old Stock(ish) FZR1000 in it back then to

That was what I was really referring to............. imagine it with a hot GSXR1000........................ with a small decent rider!!

[Kickaha]

with a small decent rider!!
That's Drew out on both counts then

[scrivy]

That's Drew out on both counts then

You can count??? Maybe you should try being a rider instead of a passenger then............:shutup:

[Fast Eddie]

tryin t upload fotos from hospital but iphones are fookin useless. 3 hour surgery later n o got 3 screws and sm wire holdin it tgethr now :D

[Stirts]

tryin t upload fotos from hospital but iphones are fookin useless. 3 hour surgery later n o got 3 screws and sm wire holdin it tgethr now :D

Don't do drugs and post Kai... hmmmmmmmmmmmkay. :msn-wink:

[scrivy]

Don't do drugs and post Kai... hmmmmmmmmmmmkay. :msn-wink:

If you swing on a long bike - you're a bloody idiot....... :shutup:

[Fast Eddie]

hahahahaha

just took a load in my mouth..

of morphine followed by a couple diff size n shape pills.

they gave me toast and spreads and a knife fr brekkie. only having one hand i assume the knife was to stab anyone who tried t take my bread. dunno what they thought id do wuth the jam tho

[scrivy]

of morphine followed by a couple diff size n shape pills.


Were the pills suppositories???

Wash your hands before playing with that toast...... :pinch::shit:

[nodrog]

Dunno what they thought id do wuth the jam tho

It goes in your arse, thats why its called jam.

[scrivy]

It goes in your arse, thats why its called jam.

BEFORE OR AFTER THE PILLS??

Oh, after - otherwise it wouldn't be called jam.... I get it.....:facepalm:

Why is it red then??? To make it look like anal discharge???

[Fast Eddie]

blaaaaa

least kick came t visit laugh at me. where the rest of yas! swim

[Stirts]

hahahahaha

just took a load in my mouth..

:gob:


blaaaaa

least kick came to visit shoot his load.

Bloody sidecar racers :rolleyes:

[scrivy]

Bloody sidecar racers :rolleyes:

You can talk......................:shutup:

[scrivy]

Just viewing the entries list for Cemetery Circuit...............
I see a Mr G McKeown on a BMW post classic sidecar is entered.....
The rest of ya's may as well not even turn up - he's won it already.................. :facepalm::sunny:

[scrivy]

Ummmmmm.............. hang on a second..........
Upon closer inspection, it looks as if Kick is going down on someone................. :shutup::shit::love:

Dude, there's a time and a place for that............

[nodrog]

...

Why is it red then??? To make it look like anal discharge???

its called a jelly donut.


blaaaaa

least kick came t visit laugh at me. where the rest of yas! swim

im still waiting for donations for the ferry


Just viewing the entries list for Cemetery Circuit...............
I see a Mr G McKeown on a BMW post classic sidecar is entered.....
The rest of ya's may as well not even turn up - he's won it already.................. :facepalm::sunny:

Im just in it for the kids, oops, I mean skids. The crowd at wangas want to see some sideways action and some squealing (from tyres, not Kick). I can tell you now Will and Julie are going to be the crowd favorite (again), nobody cares whos winning. They need to have a peoples choice award I reckon.

[Kickaha]

You can count??? Maybe you should try being a rider instead of a passenger then............:shutup:
My IQ is a bit high to consider that

Upon closer inspection, it looks as if Kick is going down on someone................. :shutup::shit::love:
We still made it around the corner,that's all that counts

[Fast Eddie]

yeeaa buddy, get to model my new shirt and sweet bandage job at the hospital..

273120

[Kickaha]

This one has a proper motor and sidecar wheel steering
http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/265090_10150360652579619_2994812_n.jpg

[Fast Eddie]

curious design.. google time.

is it german?

[nodrog]

Sidecar racing takes lots of concerntration, check out Bert's tongue action. krackers thinks it a facepalm situation.

[Fast Eddie]

haha good shot

[Kickaha]

curious design.. google time.

is it german?

Quite possibly, it is a B2B class sidecar which was a prototype class


To keep up with technological innovations, in 1979 the FIM split the championship in two: One for traditional sidecars (B2A), another for prototypes (B2B).

More pics here http://www.flickr.com/photos/teamheronsuzuki/sets/72157624887356529/detail/


Due to the high cost of technological development, the non-active participation of the riding passengers, and the fear that sidecars would eventually become something that has nothing to do with motorcycles, in 1980 the FIM banned all prototypes.

non-active participation of the riding passengers? I can't see a down side yet

[Drew]

Look how far forward the chair wheel is on that thing. It bloody needs to turn!

[Fast Eddie]

sounds like they got some unusual designs then, steering wheels and seated like car haha

videos?

[Fast Eddie]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GYjDjeBtxbI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

some sweet footage in there

[Fast Eddie]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ED-HYIb4XIk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
10charrrroo

[jellywrestler]

Pete the Pirate has one of Klaffi's old bikes, not sure what year it is??????? anyone know?

[Fast Eddie]

yea thought i recognised the OPCM or whatever silver paint work at hampton downs sittin on his trailer

[Kickaha]

Pete the Pirate has one of Klaffi's old bikes, not sure what year it is??????? anyone know?

I thought it was the 01 bike that Klaffi won the championship on with Christian Parzer, it was in those same colours when he got it, although in that video it doesn't have the snorkel on it

Bit of a weird accident with Steinhausen at the end

[Fast Eddie]

Bit of a weird accident with Steinhausen at the end

watching youtube footage, Steinhausen loses his swinger and/or crashes a bit!

[scrivy]

watching youtube footage, Steinhausen loses his swinger and/or crashes a bit!

Hows the plastic bag over the face!!! Fargin ouch result!!

[Kickaha]

Hows the plastic bag over the face!!! Fargin ouch result!!

He seemed a bit angry, maybe he needed a hug

[scrivy]

He seemed a bit angry, maybe he needed a hug

Probably needed some man love from you Kick............ :eek5:

[scrivy]

watching youtube footage, Steinhausen loses his swinger and/or crashes a bit!

You didn't believe me about always blaming ya swinger.............
Now you'll believe me................ ;)

[Kickaha]

You didn't believe me about always blaming ya swinger.............
Now you'll believe me................ ;)

Well the riders need to have someone to blame for their own incompetence