Sidecar Racing

[Kickaha]

I believe someone did offer you some help to go South if you finished your rocketship.....
I offered to pay the scrawny cunts entry for Ruapuna if he came down

Yeah, you're both screaming cock lovers!
That took you a while to work out

Mandatory Sidecar Racing video to keep the thread mildy on the straight gay 'n' narrow
Fantastic,show one that was a fatal that'll get them lining up :facepalm:


Motor in the chassis is his 'Hot' motor. This Carb'd earlier R1 motor has a Klaus Klaffenböck cylinder head (from god knows where.. I think someone else in NZ had it before Harris? or maybe it came with bike.. dunno.) It came out of the ex Klaffi bike the pirate has

but I have heard him claim 170hp several times.
I think they used miniature horses when they dynoed that

:gob:Fuck I hope you're pulling nunmbers out of your arse!
He has a lot of room to do that seeing as he's had so much shit rammed up it from behind

[Fast Eddie]

Fantastic,show one that was a fatal that'll get them lining up :facepalm:
whoops.. thought I saw everyone moving around after.


I think they used miniature horses when they dynoed that
hehe


He has a lot of room to do that seeing as he's had so much shit rammed up it from behind
I get it..

[Fast Eddie]

He never got busted for the school girl.......:shit:

It was the goat that dobbed him in................ :facepalm::sick:

baaa aa aaa aaa aa

[scrivy]

:gob:Fuck I hope you're pulling nunmbers out of your arse!

YIP!!! SUCKERS!!!

Actually, They never raced it around the new track. BUT........ I know they did the same sort of times as me on my old chair (Darren Pates one) at most circuits. My old chair did 1:42's around there. That's true. So...... it must've been capable of similar times....... Faster than most rigs nowadays anyway. Certainly not slower than a 1:45.

Scrivy

[Kickaha]

My old chair did 1:42's around there.
Around the New Ruapuna layout? what kind of fucking crack have you been smoking

[Fast Eddie]

YIP!!! SUCKERS!!!

.. Faster than most rigs nowadays anyway. Certainly not slower than a 1:45.

C*NT! haha... but I'll aim for it anyway..

1.45 is still pretty gnarly, faster than the youngins on the long windle are managing!

what was the setup on it scrivy? motor, fuel, mods? tuning? suspension? lunch?

[Fast Eddie]

what kind of fucking crack have you been smoking

ass

:shifty:

[Kickaha]

ass
You need a punch in the head for your shitty Americanism:kick:

[Fast Eddie]

You need a punch in the head for your shitty Americanism:kick:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IhnUgAaea4M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

haha, you don't spell it arse do you?

[nodrog]

what was the setup on it scrivy? motor, fuel, mods? tuning? suspension? lunch?

Purple, number 7, scrivy likes kittens.

[Kickaha]

scrivy likes kittens.
I hope you're not accusing him of bestiality?

you don't spell it arse do you?
You mean like normal people?

[nodrog]

I hope you're not accusing him of bestiality?

You mean like normal people?

Pardon me what?

[Fast Eddie]

You mean like normal people?

asshole or arsehole? you choose..

[Fast Eddie]

Pardon me what?

you n kick should push start the beemer like this..

273955

[scrivy]

what was the setup on it scrivy? motor, fuel, mods? tuning? suspension? lunch?

It had suspension, tyres, brakes, steering, an engine, fuel, battery, fairings and two guys sitting on it. I think they used to eat quiche......

Oh, they had leathers and helmets on too.

[scrivy]

Pardon me what?

I knew Kick was suspicious..............

[Fast Eddie]

It had suspension, tyres, brakes, steering, an engine, fuel, battery, fairings and two guys sitting on it. I think they used to eat quiche......

Oh, they had leathers and helmets on too.

what modifications done to motor, what type of fuel, what sort of quiche..

actually I got a rough idea, Vince did email me some basic detail of the motors it had..

wish I could have the race carbs n stuff back. and the alloys..

[scrivy]

what modifications done to motor, what type of fuel, what sort of quiche..

I don't do mechanics..... (think it was a silver coloured engine..... and liquid fuel.....)
The quiche was ham......

[scrivy]

Around the New Ruapuna layout? what kind of fucking crack have you been smoking

You gotta short ............. memory?


Ruapuna Sidecar: N and G Hazelman 1995 1.41.33

I was a gnats off that. That is a 1:42 in my language................ You guys are not going as fast as we were in '95....... ....and I was only on a 150hp old ZX10.......

[Fast Eddie]

I don't do mechanics.....
The quiche was ham......

you suck, mechanics is rad -1

at least you knew what the quiche was.. +1

[Fast Eddie]

Ruapuna Sidecar: N and G Hazelman 1995 1.41.33

I was a gnats off that. That is a 1:42 in my language................ You guys are not going as fast as we were in '95....... ....and I was only on a 150hp old ZX10.......

who is N and G Hazelman? what sorta bike..

wheres your time typed up like that haha..

that is fast in 95.. that 04 windle is doing 1.47.. 2012 its done 1.45ish tho with old swinger

[Grumph]

I don't do mechanics..... (think it was a silver coloured engine..... and liquid fuel.....)
The quiche was ham......

The quiche details are another factoid pulled out of his arse....

Vince and Dave didn't eat quiche...they were real men - and Mo would have ridiculed them in public for ever...

i note that times at Ruapuna have slowed noticeably since transponders came into use.

[Kickaha]

Ruapuna Sidecar: N and G Hazelman 1995 1.41.33

I was a gnats off that. That is a 1:42 in my language................
Was that a small, medium large size gnat?

I remeber watching those races and no one was even close to Hazleman

who is N and G Hazelman? what sorta bike..

wheres your time typed up like that haha..

that is fast in 95.. that 04 windle is doing 1.47.. 2012 its done 1.45ish tho with old swinger
Hazleman had a sitter which have since been banned due to rule changes, think it had a VRF1000 in it

i note that times at Ruapuna have slowed noticeably since transponders came into use. :lol:

[Drew]

i note that times at Ruapuna have slowed noticeably since transponders came into use.Yeah, I reckon about ten seconds...:bye:

[scrivy]

Was that a small, medium large size gnat?
Obese....
I remeber watching those races and no one was even close to Hazleman
I still won the GP tho.... :woohoo:

Hazleman had a sitter which have since been banned due to rule changes, think it had a VRF1000 in it
:lol:

You could hear the sitter coming up behind you... made you go faster - kinda like a shark chasing you.....

[scrivy]

Vince and Dave didn't eat quiche...they were real men - and Mo would have ridiculed them in public for ever...
Define a real man....... This intrigues me.....

i note that times at Ruapuna have slowed noticeably since transponders came into use.

Back then every lap was recorded by stopwatch. I used to have the 10 lap race sheets until about 3 years ago. You may have gone 1/2 sec quicker or slower each lap, but the average still showed we were doing 1:42's.

[jellywrestler]

I

Hazleman had a sitter which have since been banned due to rule changes, think it had a VRF1000 in it
:lol:
the pony was an ex works vfr1000 from mal campbells bike from memory and sitters were banned before then Kick it's just when the aussies came over (abut 12 sidecars that year) we accepted their bikes could run under their rules

[Fast Eddie]

The quiche details are another factoid pulled out of his arse....

Vince and Dave didn't eat quiche...they were real men - and Mo would have ridiculed them in public for ever...

yea thought so, pies was it?


i note that times at Ruapuna have slowed noticeably since transponders came into use.

hahahaha... not suprising :) its always a bit quicker when your friend is timing you

[Fast Eddie]

I remeber watching those races and no one was even close to Hazleman

Hazleman had a sitter which have since been banned due to rule changes, think it had a VRF1000 in it

pics.. vids?


You could hear the sitter coming up behind you... made you go faster - kinda like a shark chasing you.....

pics..

[scrivy]

when the aussies came over (abut 12 sidecars that year) we accepted their bikes could run under their rules

Shit!! That would have left none to do their Nationals...... :facepalm:

[Drew]

Shit!! That would have left none to do their Nationals...... :facepalm:
Their National points series, is devided up over a much longer time frame, and I think it only consists of three rounds, these days at least.

That's second or third hand information though, and we've all played Chinese Whispers before. Not to be confused with the whispering game Scrivy tries to play, where he sticks his dick in yer ear!

[Fast Eddie]

Not to be confused with the whispering game Scrivy tries to play, where he sticks his dick in yer ear!

donkey whispers

[nodrog]

you n kick should push start the beemer like this..

273955

Where did you find a picture of pinky before it was painted? they look pretty hot out of their leathers aye? thats Richy on the left and chris on the right.

[Fast Eddie]

they look pretty hot out of their leathers aye? thats Richy on the left and chris on the right.

correct, and they fill out a G pretty good..

that photo was found in a calendar shoot they did but never released, sadly.

[nodrog]

http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/gallery/sidecar.JPG

[Drew]

Is that pic two chairs?

[Kickaha]

Is that pic two chairs?

It's a made up picture of the 2010 Birchall brothers outfit
http://www.birchallracing.com/pictures/pictures-2010/

[Drew]

It's a made up picture of the 2010 Birchall brothers outfit
http://www.birchallracing.com/pictures/pictures-2010/
I thought it might be one teams right side chair outfit, and left side together on track.

Your explaination makes more sense.

[Kickaha]

I thought it might be one teams right side chair outfit, and left side together on track.
You dont really see left and right hand outfits in modern F1

[Drew]

You dont really see left and right hand outfits in modern F1I haven't even seen a picture of a right passenger modern.

[nodrog]

BTW, if anybody is waiting for a race report from manfield, i have left Tina in charge of that. Afterall it was her first proper race with passing and shit.

And im sulking cos daddy took my T-Bird away *sadface*

[Kickaha]

BTW, if anybody is waiting for a race report from manfield, i have left Tina in charge of that. Afterall it was her first proper race with passing and shit.


We're not interested in your excuses only the results, crack the whip and get her onto it

[Fast Eddie]

273972

BEO sidecar apparently from about 1978-80

[Kickaha]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIIpTt7Jas

[jellywrestler]

schupan and summerton rode here once, even rode at teretonga, they were fucking quick at it too

[scrivy]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=538307318&amp;open_homes=&amp;region=&amp;dist rict=

CHEAP!!!

[scrivy]

schupan and summerton rode here once, even rode at teretonga, they were fucking quick at it too

I remember them trying to go past me under brakes at turn one at Ruapuna on lap one with the passenger about 6 feet in the air doing the superman impersonation..... They were lucky they didn't roll it! It caused a few off track excursions by others....

It was great to race with another fast shorty.

[Kickaha]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=538307318&amp;open_homes=&amp;region=&amp;dist rict=

CHEAP!!!


It is isnt it, whose was it I dont recognise it? must be a few years old with JFZ on it and double sided swingaram

[Drew]

Dead and Buried when I get a chair aye Scrivy?

Best go top youself bitch, we just secured our outfit!

[Kickaha]

Best go top youself bitch
Don't be so hard on him, he's getting on in years so he doesn't have to many left at least let him live them out in peace

[Drew]

Don't be so hard on him, he's getting on in years so he doesn't have to many left at least let him live them out in peaceHell with peace. I wanna get all stock car on his ancient arse!

[nodrog]

Im walking in a windle wonderland!

[Fast Eddie]

Im walking in a windle wonderland!

how many ya got now?

[Drew]

Im walking in a windle wonderland!

You know that's the only outfit we need to beat regularly. To justify not buying it instead.

[sidecar bob]

You know that's the only outfit we need to beat regularly. To justify not buying it instead.

Youre still my bitch, bitch.

[sidecar bob]

BTW, if anybody is waiting for a race report from manfield, i have left Tina in charge of that. Afterall it was her first proper race with passing and shit.

And im sulking cos daddy took my T-Bird away *sadface*

If youd fucked my lawnmower that often id have taken that away too.

[Kickaha]

Youre still my bitch, bitch.
Don't feel special, he is everybodys bitch

[Drew]

If youd fucked my lawnmower that often id have taken that away too.
So you wont be letting him fuck your ring again?

[Drew]

Youre still my bitch, bitch.


Don't feel special, he is everybodys bitchYou pair of pricks can both have a swing with me, and tell me what I'm doing wrong. Then I'll be yer bitch...Bitch.

[Kickaha]

You pair of pricks can both have a swing with me, and tell me what I'm doing wrong. Then I'll be yer bitch...Bitch.

Waste of time asking me, ask Scrivy he's the expert

[Voltaire]

I would not lend him my lawnmower
The last one came back looking like this...
http://www.mopedarmy.com/img/gallery/homemade_motorbike.jpg

[sidecar bob]

So you wont be letting him fuck your ring again?
If he does it again it will be Kick's ring, he offered Gordy his ring to use.
Will give Aussie chums a turn for Paeroa & then see what happens.
Gordy has still got it for Wanganui though.

[scrivy]

Waste of time asking me, ask Scrivy he's the expert

You're all a pack of bitches!!! :yes:

Great to see you finally front up Drew and grow some balls!! Bring it on I say!!:corn:
Oh, and at your pace, I'll swing for you for a practice session, and let you know where you can twist the throttle a little harder (to be read as: A LOT FUCKEN HARDER).

Nah, good shit bro!!! :Punk::Punk:

When do you get it, and where's ya first outing??
Is it raceable straight away, or do you have to fully strip it down?

Oh, and you haven't raced it yet, and I am having heart pains...... so I could be dead and buried just yet before you get it out......:facepalm:


GOOD SHIT DREW!!!

(Hmmmmmm..... new rear tyre....)

[scrivy]

Hell with peace. I wanna get all stock car on his arse!

Bob says 'Bring it!'
Mind you, when I said to him you wanna go freaky on his arse, he might have been thinking something different than stockcar racing.....:facepalm:

I love shorties!! Another one to play with!! :woohoo:
(Errr... by play with, I mean on the track..... :love:)

[Fast Eddie]

what are you guys doing up at 5.30am

jeeeezus

[Fast Eddie]

http://www.mopedarmy.com/img/gallery/homemade_motorbike.jpg

shit Neville really did do wonders on the agip bike, it looks way better! ^

[swarfie]

shit Neville really did do wonders on the agip bike, it looks way better! ^

:bleh: Ha ha...thought you'd like it, looks better without all that scuffed yellow paint :yes:

[Fast Eddie]

:bleh: Ha ha...thought you'd like it, looks better without all that scuffed yellow paint :yes:

It's perfect! love it :woohoo:

[swarfie]

It's perfect! love it :woohoo:

Actually it looked pretty good (from a distance:facepalm:) before you binned it @ Hampsters. Bring on Wangas, I'm looking forward to getting back on the Matchy with Jo and playing it up for the crowd...as only sidecars with no traction control can do!!!!:laugh:

[Fast Eddie]

Actually it looked pretty good (from a distance:facepalm:) before you binned it @ Hampsters.
haha cheers, will give it a repaint soon. Should be better at applying the stickers 2nd time round


Bring on Wangas, I'm looking forward to getting back on the Matchy with Jo and playing it up for the crowd...as only sidecars with no traction control can do!!!!:laugh:
haha! yeee ha! it was fun watching the classics exit the hair pin at hampton. sideways!

[scrivy]

Actually it looked pretty good (from a distance:facepalm:) before you binned it @ Hampsters. Bring on Wangas, I'm looking forward to getting back on the Matchy with Jo and playing it up for the crowd...as only sidecars with no traction control can do!!!!:laugh:

Oh Nev, just so you know, take some cola to Wanganui. I've brought you a 1.25L bottle of bourbon for your troubles!! :Punk:

Scrivy

[Fast Eddie]

Oh Nev, just so you know, take some cola to Wanganui. I've brought you a 1.25L bottle of bourbon for your troubles!! :Punk:

Scrivy

Naw.. too much Scrivy. What a nice fulla. I'll bring the few litres of coke 4 nev!

(yes, some for you too Kick) :Punk:

[swarfie]

Oh Nev, just so you know, take some cola to Wanganui. I've brought you a 1.25L bottle of bourbon for your troubles!! :Punk:

Scrivy

:bleh: You shouldn't have but thanks dude, might just need a hand with that...any takers? I'm sure you and Bob could help me out in a difficult situation like that:laugh:

[scrivy]

:bleh: You shouldn't have but thanks dude, might just need a hand with that...any takers? I'm sure you and Bob could help me out in a difficult situation like that:laugh:

You earned it, I didn't........... :yes:

[scrivy]

Any more rigs next year?? :woohoo:

Drew brought the ZX12,
Spike brought the LCR,
Aaron brought his old long bike back,
Rob and Robyn brought the Zimmerframe,
Robbie brought the ex Westie,
Gordy on his ex Kelly shorty,
Spongey brought the ex Des shorty,
Barry Fane brought Spongeys.

How many chairs are there left to buy?
Totalspan, Windle shorty down South, CBR1000 of Lawrances, Keith Sinclairs ZX10 shorty.
FARK!! Next years looking like a hell year!!! :woohoo:

[Fast Eddie]

Any more rigs next year?? :woohoo:

Drew brought the ZX12, he did indeed
Spike brought the LCR, whose LCR? where from? how much?
Aaron brought his old long bike back, more details..
Rob and Robyn brought the Zimmerframe, I didn't know Alex was for sale
Robbie brought the ex Westie, dunno who that is nor the bike
Gordy on his ex Kelly shorty, when he finishes it..
Spongey brought the ex Des shorty, did he? since hampsters?
Barry Fane brought Spongeys. hmm was Barry riding it at hampsters? cause who ever was riding the sister bike to mine I kept calling spongebob..

How many chairs are there left to buy? heaps look at stevesplace.org.. need to get all them in the country too
Totalspan, Harris has his eye on the totalspan bike apparently Windle shorty down South, CBR1000 of Lawrances, Keith Sinclairs ZX10 shorty. yip the short windle is sitting on trademe unloved but missing its fuel injection ;), don't forget Graeme Harris's mo haley is for sale and wants offers asap, I thought the cbr1000 of lawrances was sold to Wildman? and another LCR might pop up in the south island.. we will see. And possibly a long windle if they don't do as well as they want to at nationals.. but also see about that
FARK!! Next years looking like a hell year!!! :woohoo:good year woulda been my choice

10 churros

p.s. all you new north island team should send ur bikes down here for our KOL and KOR races.. its an extra 5/6 race days (8 if you do them all, but bit tight round bsttc and nats) and then do all the north island ones too.. mean you race basically all year round with a gap from end of march (end of nats) to mid july (KOL rnd 1)

we still can't get more than 4 bikes on the grid lol! to save us losing our club races a few more teams would be mint! I'm sure we can help with storeage n shit.. maybe

[nodrog]

how many ya got now?

Just one, and a half finished one, and a yellow one I just aquired.


You know that's the only outfit we need to beat regularly. To justify not buying it instead.

Stink for you then.


We're not interested in your excuses only the results, crack the whip and get her onto it

You fucken tell her - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/private.php?do=newpm&u=10766


shit Neville really did do wonders on the agip bike, it looks way better! ^

Agreed!


If he does it again it will be Kick's ring, he offered Gordy his ring to use.
Will give Aussie chums a turn for Paeroa & then see what happens.
Gordy has still got it for Wanganui though.

You should just sell it to me, after you fix it of course.


...any takers?

Scrivy, Drew, Kick, they all like to take it.

[Kickaha]

You fucken tell her - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/private.php?do=newpm&u=10766

You pussywhipped mother fucker

[nodrog]

You pussywhipped mother fucker

Wassup my little knob wacked friend?

[Kickaha]

Wassup my little knob wacked friend?

Just feeling grumpy cause some cunt didn't respond to my txt today :shifty:

[nodrog]

Just feeling grumpy cause some cunt didn't respond to my txt today :shifty:

Fuck was that you? I thought somebody had my number mixed up with the doctors.

and no I dont know what it means when your arsehole leaves a burn mark around your missus's wrist.

[scrivy]

and no I dont know what it means when your arsehole leaves a burn mark around your missus's wrist.

OH OH...... I know, pick me, pick me.........

It's the same as the mark it leaves on her tongue................ :yes:

[scrivy]

Spike brought the LCR, whose LCR? where from? how much? Ex Bum LCR
Aaron brought his old long bike back, more details.. His old bike - long bike R1 engine I think.... red long bike at HD..
Robbie brought the ex Westie, dunno who that is nor the bike Old long bike used to have a zzr1100 - now its got a GSXR1000 in it...
Gordy on his ex Kelly shorty, when he finishes it.. Nah, it'll never happen....
Spongey brought the ex Des shorty, did he? since hampsters? Yip!
Barry Fane brought Spongeys. hmm was Barry riding it at hampsters? cause who ever was riding the sister bike to mine I kept calling spongebob.. Nah, Barry was riding Des's shorty, Spongey was riding the sister bike to yours..

Totalspan, Harris has his eye on the totalspan bike apparently Windle shorty down South, CBR1000 of Lawrances, Keith Sinclairs ZX10 shorty. yip the short windle is sitting on trademe unloved but missing its fuel injection , don't forget Graeme Harris's mo haley is for sale and wants offers asap, I thought the cbr1000 of lawrances was sold to Wildman? Not now it aint... and another LCR might pop up in the south island.. Who's we will see. And possibly a long windle if they don't do as well as they want to at nationals.. but also see about that
FARK!! Next years looking like a hell year!!! good year woulda been my choice

Hell Yeah I meant!!

[Kickaha]

Barry Fane brought Spongeys.
Didn't Barry used to own that?

Scrivy, Drew, Kick, they all like to take it.
You're sharing my motel, we'll see whose going to be taking it Bitch

[Fast Eddie]

so did u buy the short windle off grant, gordy?

[Kickaha]

so did u buy the short windle off grant, gordy?

Well that would be a lot faster and easier than finishing the one he has, but I heard he was after another trademe sidecar as he realised he wasn't man enough for the Windle

http://images.trademe.co.nz/photoserver/tq/243435859.jpg

[Drew]

You're all a pack of bitches!!! :yes:

Great to see you finally front up Drew and grow some balls!! Bring it on I say!!:corn:
Oh, and at your pace, I'll swing for you for a practice session, and let you know where you can twist the throttle a little harder (to be read as: A LOT FUCKEN HARDER). I'm down with that.

Nah, good shit bro!!! :Punk::Punk:

When do you get it, and where's ya first outing?? Did the mission yesterday, it's sitting at my homo brother's place.
Is it raceable straight away, or do you have to fully strip it down? The motor isn't in it. But the chap Chris who we got it from, had just chucked a ZX12 donk straight in without modifying the sump or oil pick up. (Hense, the leg out of bed on th eold motor).

It doesn't need the full rebuild though, Chris did that, and a very good job of it too. Including re engineering the front hub to shed about four kilos of steel. He's a pretty bloody clever engineer looking at his work.

Oh, and you haven't raced it yet, and I am having heart pains...... so I could be dead and buried just yet before you get it out......:facepalm:


GOOD SHIT DREW!!! Cheers man. We're pretty fucking stoked.

(Hmmmmmm..... new rear tyre....)Rather get a front wet. The slicks on it are nearly new. Old as dirt, but heaps of tread.

The wets though:facepalm:. Exactly the same as the ones you loved so much at Hamsters. Slicks cut right down to the cords from the factory.

Has anyone got a name and number for the chap who sorted the engine in zx10 powered chair? Pate or something.

Once we get that fixed, we'll have to re mount the motor, because it was just mounted as standard and sits about six inches too high because of the sumps pokey down bit.

Looking to get it out at the hill climb in march, to beat Jimmy and my record. Paeroa would be achievable, except I have to buy dinner for 80 people that day.

[Drew]

so did u buy the short windle off grant, gordy?His failure to answer is conspicuous!

[scrivy]

Rather get a front wet. You tell me the size, and it's yours!
The slicks on it are nearly new. Old as dirt, but heaps of tread. The wets though:facepalm:. Exactly the same as the ones you loved so much at Hamsters. Slicks cut right down to the cords from the factory. :pinch:Know the feeling....

Has anyone got a name and number for the chap who sorted the engine in zx10 powered chair? Pate or something. Darren Pate - 027 473 4601 wrrider@clear.net.nz Good bastard.

Once we get that fixed, we'll have to re mount the motor, because it was just mounted as standard and sits about six inches too high because of the sumps pokey down bit. Why bother? It'll make you look like your taller than you are...... :shutup:

Looking to get it out at the hill climb in march, to beat Jimmy and my record. Paeroa would be achievable, except I have to buy dinner for 80 people that day.

Dinner can be chocolate biscuits........ a few packs will feed 80 people..... infact, if ya want, I'll bring the bikkies...... Problem solved!:wari::woohoo::Punk:

[nodrog]

You're sharing my motel, we'll see whose going to be taking it Bitch

promises promises




Has anyone got a name and number for the chap who sorted the engine in zx10 powered chair? Pate or something.

Once we get that fixed, we'll have to re mount the motor, because it was just mounted as standard and sits about six inches too high because of the sumps pokey down bit.
.
Its Pate and krackers chair, but pete aanderson mounted the engine for them, bob will have his number.
can you post a photo of your sump?

His failure to answer is conspicuous!

purple.

[scrivy]

purple.

Hey dude, get ya own colour.......:shit:

[nodrog]

Hey dude, get ya own colour.......:shit:

ok i'll be blue waffle

[scrivy]

ok i'll be blue waffle

Hmmm.... You'll need alot of maple syrup for that one to be able to eat it.....

[Kickaha]

ok i'll be blue waffle
You've got the waffle bit well sorted

[Drew]

Rather get a front wet. You tell me the size, and it's yours!
The slicks on it are nearly new. Old as dirt, but heaps of tread. The wets though:facepalm:. Exactly the same as the ones you loved so much at Hamsters. Slicks cut right down to the cords from the factory. :pinch:Know the feeling....

Has anyone got a name and number for the chap who sorted the engine in zx10 powered chair? Pate or something. Darren Pate - 027 473 4601 wrrider@clear.net.nz Good bastard.

Once we get that fixed, we'll have to re mount the motor, because it was just mounted as standard and sits about six inches too high because of the sumps pokey down bit. Why bother? It'll make you look like your taller than you are...... :shutup:

Looking to get it out at the hill climb in march, to beat Jimmy and my record. Paeroa would be achievable, except I have to buy dinner for 80 people that day.

Dinner can be chocolate biscuits........ a few packs will feed 80 people..... infact, if ya want, I'll bring the bikkies...... Problem solved!:wari::woohoo::Punk:Darren called me earlier. Good bastard doesn't come close! He might have a spare custom cast alloy sump for me, and he had heaps of really good info!

Don't sweat the tyre man, bigger fish to fry at the moment.

Need to bolt the bung motor, (everyone needs to see that thing by the way, the rod punched a hole through both sides of the casings so you can see right through it!), back in, to see where things went. It has a huge idler wheel that looks odd.

It's quite a reach to get the bars, air box sits high enough to rival the house bus, and I have standard bars.

Have to entertain the diners with vows and shit, so I can't really leave some bikkies and phone it in.

[Kickaha]

Have to entertain the diners with vows and shit, so I can't really leave some bikkies and phone it in.
You could if you weren't such a pussy

[Drew]

You could if you weren't such a pussyAnd to think. I was curious as to why Jody thinks you're a dick.

[scrivy]

You could if you weren't such a pussy

Straight from the pussy whipped Kick......... :shifty:

[Kickaha]

And to think. I was curious as to why Jody thinks you're a dick.
Shows you're stupid as well then

Straight from the pussy whipped Kick......... :shifty:
:lol: Looks like Drew isn't the only stupid one, how little you really know

So what's the history of the outfit Drew just bought then dickhead?

[scrivy]

Darren called me earlier. Good bastard doesn't come close! He might have a spare custom cast alloy sump for me, and he had heaps of really good info! Told ya he's a good bastard.... He rung me to say since I put his email up on KB, he's been inundated with porn spam.....
:facepalm:


Don't sweat the tyre man, bigger fish to fry at the moment. I looked at Dolds website - they ain't got no wets in stock anyway.....

Need to bolt the bung motor, (everyone needs to see that thing by the way, the rod punched a hole through both sides of the casings so you can see right through it!), back in, to see where things went. It has a huge idler wheel that looks odd. Idler wheel??

It's quite a reach to get the bars, air box sits high enough to rival the house bus, and I have standard bars. Standard bars like down on the front forks, or like mine - sit up and beg??

Have to entertain the diners with vows and shit, so I can't really leave some bikkies and phone it in.
Glad you brought the chair when you did...... as after the wedding you'll be fucked....... (oh, and not be able to buy a sidecar too...)

[scrivy]

:lol: Looks like Drew isn't the only stupid one, how little you really know

Nah taking the piss...... I know you wear the pants.......

The frilly, pink ones, with lacey tussles..........

:love::facepalm:

[Kickaha]

The frilly, pink ones, with lacey tussles.........
Nah that lace shit digs in too much and leaves imprints

[nodrog]

Is your mum hot, and does she have beer?

well she didnt have beer!


And she didnt seem to mind the skids :Punk:

[scrivy]

And she didnt seem to mind the skids :Punk:

She saw your undies???? :shit::gob:

[scrivy]

Nah that lace shit digs in too much and leaves imprints

Helps slide ya leathers on and off though.......

[sidecar bob]

Gordy & I, well, Trace & Tina too actually, just dropped the Agip outfit to Kai's parents place in Papamoa.
We banged on the door & nobody answered, so we proceeded to unload it & pull a huge burnout in the driveway on it.
That got mum's attention. I think she's a bit pissed with Gordy about the big black mark on the cobbles & bits of molten rubber up the side of the house though.

[Kickaha]

I think she's a bit pissed with Gordy about the big black mark on the cobbles & bits of molten rubber up the side of the house though.

Ka is up there for Christmas so he can clean it off

[scrivy]

We banged on the door & nobody answered, so we proceeded to unload it & pull a huge burnout in the driveway on it.
That got mum's attention. I think she's a bit pissed with Gordy about the big black mark on the cobbles & bits of molten rubber up the side of the house though.

Reminds me of the time I came home from work one day to find a nice burnout on my concrete drive. It was in the shape of a face - even complete with eyes and a smile!!! Bastards!! Sold the house 2 years later - complete with the burnout - wouldn't come off!! Oh, and there was rubber on my garage door too!!
:angry2:

[scrivy]

pull a huge burnout in the driveway on it.

Did ya leave him any rear tyre for Wangas??

[Drew]

Glad you brought the chair when you did...... as after the wedding you'll be fucked....... (oh, and not be able to buy a sidecar too...)
Idler wheel that the chain looks to have run on, to keep it off the swingarm I imagine.

Bars down on the forks, can barely get to them with the air scoop on, things the size of a tunnle ram on a top fuel drag car. I like it, Alan thinks it's gay. They're at a real funky angle too, I'd break a wrist if it got a head shake on.

Plan was to buy the chair after the wedding. Her idea!

[Kickaha]

Idler wheel that the chain looks to have run on, to keep it off the swingarm I imagine.
Top or bottom chain run?

Bars down on the forks, can barely get to them with the air scoop on, things the size of a tunnle ram on a top fuel drag car. I like it, Alan thinks it's gay. They're at a real funky angle too, I'd break a wrist if it got a head shake on.
So with the different sump and engine lower that will fix that problem?

[Fast Eddie]

Did ya leave him any rear tyre for Wangas??

feck i hope so! that was a new tyre :( was hoping it wud last me to 2017.. lol

[Drew]

Top or bottom chain run?

So with the different sump and engine lower that will fix that problem?Haven't had enought time to look at the thing properly. If it's the bottom of the chain it's all good.

With the engine lower the scoop will be better, but will still be hard to get to the bars without a re shape.

I'll check a couple things out today, but it'll be a couple weeks before it gets a spanner to it I should think.

Pics to come today.

[nodrog]

Did ya leave him any rear tyre for Wangas??


feck i hope so! that was a new tyre :( was hoping it wud last me to 2017.. lol

The funny thing is, everybody probably thinks we are joking :shit:


Haven't had enought time to look at the thing properly. If it's the bottom of the chain it's all good.

With the engine lower the scoop will be better, but will still be hard to get to the bars without a re shape.

I'll check a couple things out today, but it'll be a couple weeks before it gets a spanner to it I should think.

Pics to come today.

Have you got Tyrannosaurus Syndrome or something? Was it Stretch Armstrong's old bike?

[Kickaha]

Have you got Tyrannosaurus Syndrome or something? Was it Stretch Armstrong's old bike?
That bike you bought used to be the same, the bars have been moved back from where they originally were

[nodrog]

That bike you bought used to be the same, the bars have been moved back from where they originally were

where were they, mine are mounted on the side of the frontend

[Kickaha]

where were they, mine are mounted on the side of the frontend

similar, but they were a bit further forward or straighter or something,basically my arms were straight when I was in it which made it hard to turn

[Voltaire]

Hey Kick, have you got that BSA and Wop POS going yet? wondering as you seem to have lots of spare time....:innocent:

[Kickaha]

Hey Kick, have you got that BSA and Wop POS going yet? wondering as you seem to have lots of spare time....:innocent:

No, I have everything but a set of rings for the BSA, Ducati man says I will have the engine back by Christmas, I am a bit worried as he didn't say what year

[scrivy]

The funny thing is, everybody probably thinks we are joking :shit:
I know full well you're kosha! I remember leaving my chair for Bob to do some work on a few years back at his workshop. I came to pick it up, and low and behold, there were about 10 big black skids on the road outside his garage. And when I say big, I mean they were 10inch wide black lines for about 60-100 metres up the road - some even going around the corner into another street!!!
$500 rear tyre up in smoke just like that..............:facepalm:
But what's worse, is the fucker reckoned he was better than me, and I should be out of a job!! Cheeky coont!


Have you got Tyrannosaurus Syndrome or something?
You talking about his dick or arms???

[nodrog]

You talking about his dick or arms???

His arms, unless his dick is green with scales?

[scrivy]

With the engine lower the scoop will be better, but will still be hard to get to the bars without a re shape.


Why don't ya just make 'em like mine? All the air hitting you in the chest takes the weight off ya arms........ might just slow you down a bit though.....:facepalm:

At least it's better for the spectators to see you wrestling with it anyway..... :woohoo:

[scrivy]

His arms, unless his dick is green with scales?

Can't say I've seen it............ but....... it might just be an angry fucker like a T-Rex..........

[nodrog]

Can't say I've seen it............ but....... it might just be an angry fucker like a T-Rex..........

i'd be angry too if i was in Drew pants.

[scrivy]

i'd be angry too if i was in Drew pants.

I reckon..... imagine doing nothing wrong, then get beaten the shit out of all the time.....:shifty::shit:

...and made to vomit on cue......

Yip, I'd be fucken angry too!

[scrivy]

There once was a sidecar racer called Bob,
Who would always give himself a hand job,
But he married sweet Trace,
Who still lets him race,
And even better, she polishes his knob.....
:eek5:

[scrivy]

Ol' Gordy has just started racing on 3 wheels,
'Cause he likes shit and giggles and squeals,
He wants his missus to swing,
But wont buy her a ring,
Though he does like her earrings to be her heels....

:facepalm:

[scrivy]

Kick is by far the worst swinger in the land,
He does acrobatics and even headstands,
He does it to act tough,
But prefers dick to muff,
And always takes his manhood in hand......

:sick:

[scrivy]

You can see I'm fucken bored...................... :eek5:

[swarfie]

You can see I'm fucken bored...................... :eek5:

You could always wheelie the house bus to towel ronger and clean the rubber off Kai's old ladies cobles for something to do rather than sit round on ur lazy arse picking on everyone:yes:

[scrivy]

You could always wheelie the house bus to towel ronger and clean the rubber off Kai's old ladies cobles for something to do rather than sit round on ur lazy arse picking on everyone:yes:

I'm waiting for retribution.............

Nah, been cleaning the 1300. Still having probs with my brakes, and the charging system.
Gunna have to rekit the front caliper me thinks.
Also, I ran a jumper lead from both the negative and positive output of the rectifier direct to the battery - and hey presto, got over 14volts charging. Gotta have a short somewhere.

Can't be arsed. Might just go to Wangas to spectate.....

[Drew]

Build thread.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/154891-Drew-and-Alan-s-sidecar-build?p=1130441888#post1130441888

[Drew]

I'm waiting for retribution.............

Nah, been cleaning the 1300. Still having probs with my brakes, and the charging system.
Gunna have to rekit the front caliper me thinks.
Also, I ran a jumper lead from both the negative and positive output of the rectifier direct to the battery - and hey presto, got over 14volts charging. Gotta have a short somewhere.

Can't be arsed. Might just go to Wangas to spectate.....If you're gonna be such a tired cunt, ya coulda saved us three grand, and told Phill he should let Alan and I ride the bus!

[scrivy]

If you're gonna be such a tired cunt, ya coulda saved us three grand, and told Phill he should let Alan and I ride the bus!

Nah, it's clean now................ Still wont go (or stop), but its clean............

[Drew]

Nah, it's clean now................ Still wont go (or stop), but its clean............The brakes is a funny one. I still struggle with the idea that the seals are dragging the pistons back too far. I would be looking at the master cilynders/actuator. Or disconnecting the lines from them, and pushing fluid back through from the callipers with a syringe.

[swarfie]

I'm waiting for retribution.............

Nah, been cleaning the 1300. Still having probs with my brakes, and the charging system.
Gunna have to rekit the front caliper me thinks.
Also, I ran a jumper lead from both the negative and positive output of the rectifier direct to the battery - and hey presto, got over 14volts charging. Gotta have a short somewhere.

Can't be arsed. Might just go to Wangas to spectate.....

Well done that man...mustav got the smoke back in eh. That electrickery wiring stuff don't work when the smoke gets out. Wouldn't have been any good me looking for it, I'm ferking useless at electrickery

[scrivy]

If you're gonna be such a tired cunt, ya coulda saved us three grand, and told Phill he should let Alan and I ride the bus!

With my big airbox, you wouldn't reach the bars....... :shit: Shorty.....

[scrivy]

Well done that man...mustav got the smoke back in eh. That electrickery wiring stuff don't work when the smoke gets out. Wouldn't have been any good me looking for it, I'm ferking useless at electrickery

I hate electrics.... when they're good, they're good, but..........

Oh, and by the way, I was wrong when I told you I brought you a 1.25 litre bottle of Bourbon, it's not. It's actually a 1.75 Litre bottle - my bad!!
You'll need to buy more Coke now Kai........

[Drew]

With my big airbox, you wouldn't reach the bars....... :shit: Shorty.....Your airbox has got nothing on the tunnel ram!

Pics when I figure out how to upload.

[scrivy]

Your airbox has got nothing on the tunnel ram!

Pics when I figure out how to upload.

Looks like you've got a lot of tidying up work to do....
Wanna hand??? :facepalm::shutup:

[scrivy]

Your airbox has got nothing on the tunnel ram!


274076

See what ya mean....

[Drew]

See what ya mean....Actual tunnel ram from the beast.

[Kickaha]

I'm waiting for retribution.............

Nah, been cleaning the 1300. Still having probs with my brakes, and the charging system.
Gunna have to rekit the front caliper me thinks.
Also, I ran a jumper lead from both the negative and positive output of the rectifier direct to the battery - and hey presto, got over 14volts charging. Gotta have a short somewhere.

Can't be arsed. Might just go to Wangas to spectate.....

You forgot to make the excuse about gear selection problems as well


The brakes is a funny one. I still struggle with the idea that the seals are dragging the pistons back too far. I would be looking at the master cilynders/actuator. Or disconnecting the lines from them, and pushing fluid back through from the callipers with a syringe.
I'd be looking at getting someone other than Scrivy to sort it out

[wildman]

I'm waiting for retribution.............

Nah, been cleaning the 1300. Still having probs with my brakes, and the charging system.
Gunna have to rekit the front caliper me thinks.
Also, I ran a jumper lead from both the negative and positive output of the rectifier direct to the battery - and hey presto, got over 14volts charging. Gotta have a short somewhere.

Can't be arsed. Might just go to Wangas to spectate.....

Iknow it might be a dumb question but you haven't got a fuse on the main output lead? you can get high resistance through it. let me know if you want someone to look at it, shouldn't be that hard to sort.

[scrivy]

You forgot to make the excuse about gear selection problems as well
Nah, I was pretending to have gearchange problems remember.....

I'd be looking at getting someone other than Scrivy to sort it out
Is there someone betterer than me???:yes:

[scrivy]

Iknow it might be a dumb question but you haven't got a fuse on the main output lead? you can get high resistance through it. let me know if you want someone to look at it, shouldn't be that hard to sort.

Nope. Main positive feed from the rectifier goes straight to the main bus after the main 30amp fuse that leaves the starter relay. The thing I cant figure out is that everywhere I test, it always gives me the same result voltage wise. If there was a drop in voltage I'd understand an earthing wire or faulty connector, but as it is, I can't find a difference. Still perplexed......

[Kickaha]

Is there someone betterer than me???:yes:

Only just about everyone else in the country

[swarfie]

(QUOTE=scrivy;1130441940]I hate electrics.... when they're good, they're good, but..........

Oh, and by the way, I was wrong when I told you I brought you a 1.25 litre bottle of Bourbon, it's not. It's actually a 1.75 Litre bottle - my bad!!
You'll need to buy more Coke now Kai........[/QUOTE]

Christ... sounds as if I'm gunna need more of a hand with that problem...no wonder ur having trouble with the smoke...ya can't even read a label without shagging it up:eek5:

Jo and I took the Matchy out for a couple of runs on a back road yesterday and apart from a minor oil leak from the output shaft seal ( which I've been working on today and hopefully sorted ) it's all good :yes:. The primary belt drive seems to be behaving now so it should be all go for tyre smoke and backing into the corners:woohoo:

[Fast Eddie]

Kai is up there for Christmas so he can clean it off

yeep.. guess so. Hopefully Mum will have cleaned it before we get up there.. I thought she woulda called and yelled at me so it can't have been that bad.


The funny thing is, everybody probably thinks we are joking :shit:
nah.. I believe ya lol.. as soon as one of you leaves a bike unattended I'm gonna let 'er rip


You could always wheelie the house bus to towel ronger and clean the rubber off Kai's old ladies cobles for something to do..
yes please, Scrivy


You'll need to buy more Coke now Kai........
can do!

[scrivy]

Christ... sounds as if I'm gunna need more of a hand with that problem...no wonder ur having trouble with the smoke...ya can't even read a label without shagging it up:eek5:
I just picked up the biggest bottle from the shelf - never looked at the volume....:drinkup:

Jo and I took the Matchy out for a couple of runs on a back road yesterday (to be read - on a closed race track) and apart from a minor oil leak from the output shaft seal ( which I've been working on today and hopefully sorted ) it's all good :yes:. The primary belt drive seems to be behaving now so it should be all go for tyre smoke and backing into the corners:woohoo:
Choice!! Can't wait to spectate your races!!! :woohoo:

[scrivy]

Actual tunnel ram from the beast.

You do realise Drew that Shaun is gunna hate you even more now that you've gone over to the dark side....:love:.

[Fast Eddie]

274095

. . . . . .

[Drew]

You do realise Drew that Shaun is gunna hate you even more now that you've gone over to the dark side....:love:.It's not possible.

[sidecar bob]

It's not possible.

Youre feeble man.
I made him give up on KB & walk away from racing in two easy posts, & Scrivy knows I wasnt even trying that hard.
If id stuck the boot right in, he would have deliberately walked in front of a moving bus.

[nodrog]

Youre feeble man.
I made him give up on KB & walk away from racing in two easy posts, & Scrivy knows I wasnt even trying that hard.
If id stuck the boot right in, he would have deliberately walked in front of a moving bus.

Only after asking for somebody to pay for the bus ticket.

[scrivy]

Only after asking for somebody to pay for the bus ticket.

You bully......:shifty:

[sidecar bob]

Only after asking for somebody to pay for the bus ticket.

Even though you dont actually need a ticket to walk in front of a bus. He would have just sold it on trademe.

[nodrog]

That reminds me, I may need a rear tyre for my road bike soon, donations gladly accepted.

[Stirts]

That reminds me, I may need a rear tyre for my road bike soon, donations gladly accepted.

WTF is this "may need a rear tyre"??? You needed one like 3 rides ago!!!


BTW, if anybody is waiting for a race report from manfield, i have left Tina in charge of that. Afterall it was her first proper race with passing and shit.

Nobrot your lazy farker, what did your last slave die of?

So here is what I can remember of my first FULL race meet swinging on a classic sidecar. (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/154917-Stirts-at-CMRR-17-18-November-Manfield?p=1130442544#post1130442544)

[scrivy]

That reminds me, I may need a rear tyre for my road bike soon, donations gladly accepted.

Sell some T-shirts..... :shutup:

[Fast Eddie]

That reminds me, I may need a rear tyre for my road bike soon, donations gladly accepted.

I got 2 off KB last year for my blade.. just put up a thread sayin rear tyre wanted - might be suprised! KB is a generous place

[Drew]

KB is a generous placeI still struggle to decide if it's worth all the bulshit though. At least all you sidecar cunts know not to bother posting anything attempting seriousness.

[Fast Eddie]

At least all you sidecar cunts know not to bother posting anything attempting seriousness.

AIDS

..that shits serious

[Fast Eddie]

I still struggle to decide if it's worth all the bulshit though.

you only get out, what you put in..

[jellywrestler]

If there was a drop in voltage I'd understand an earthing wire or faulty connector, but as it is, I can't find a difference. Still perplexed......

you'll only get a voltage drop when there's current flowing so you need to put a load on it

[nodrog]

Nobrot your lazy farker, what did your last slave die of?

Backchat!


Sell some T-shirts..... :shutup:

Good idea, got any T-Shirts to donate?


I got 2 off KB last year for my blade.. just put up a thread sayin rear tyre wanted - might be suprised! KB is a generous place

I reckon you could quit Uni and go out and get a job as a Fishes arsehole, you are already quailified. :laugh:

[Fast Eddie]

you'll only get a voltage drop when there's current flowing so you need to put a load on it

giggidy..

.. im bored - physiotherapy for my hand tmoro! its moving a bit now, feels good

[Fast Eddie]

I reckon you could quit Uni and go out and get a job as a Fishes arsehole, you are already quailified. :laugh:
lol what?!

.. your a gay fish

[wildman]

lol what?!

.. your a gay fish

Okay with your superior university interlect, how do you tell the difference between a gay fish and a straight one? :facepalm:

[Drew]

Okay with your superior university interlect, how do you tell the difference between a gay fish and a straight one? :facepalm:The gay one is the boy fish...FUCKING ANOTHER BOY FISH!

[Kickaha]

I made him give up on KB & walk away from racing in two easy posts,
Not as though he hasn't done that at least a couple of times already

I still struggle to decide if it's worth all the bulshit though. At least all you sidecar cunts know not to bother posting anything attempting seriousness.
Who you calling a cunt, you fuckwit

[Kickaha]

Oi Gordy can we get a bit of this going on the BMW?
http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380997_292411074125238_1789014017_n.jpg

[Drew]

Oi Gordy can we get a bit of this going on the BMW?You work in the right place to get some Cavalinos.

[nodrog]

Oi Gordy can we get a bit of this going on the BMW?
http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380997_292411074125238_1789014017_n.jpg

Be careful what you wish for!

[Kickaha]

You work in the right place to get some Cavalinos.

Apart from the fact we stopped making them about 20 years ago

[Drew]

Apart from the fact we stopped making them about 20 years agohttp://www.cokertire.com/brands/firestone-1/185r16-firestone-cavalino-tire.html

Really? Someone still does them.

[Kickaha]

Really? Someone still does them.

I meant in NZ, shit like that gets manufactured somewhere probably under licence using old molds, 15-20 years ago we still built tyres for vintage (1920s +) at Papanui

[scrivy]

you'll only get a voltage drop when there's current flowing so you need to put a load on it

Auto erotica you mean??
I'm not spanking my monkey over the sidecar bro.....

I mean there's sick, and then there's just downright fucken perverted....

[scrivy]

lol what?!

.. your a gay fish

You're a what??274158274159

[Fast Eddie]

You're a what??

you know it!

[kiwi cowboy]

feck i hope so! that was a new tyre :( was hoping it wud last me to 2017.. lol

Hmmmm always wanted to practice burnouts but not on my tires.

i realise now you are real good about this sort of thing so you wont mind there being a bit of wear on an a12h coming your way now will ya ?ha? lol

[Fast Eddie]

Hmmmm always wanted to practice burnouts but not on my tires.

i realise now you are real good about this sort of thing so you wont mind there being a bit of wear on an a12h coming your way now will ya ?ha? lol

haha! please use the sides of the tyres for burnouts, I need some for WOF :D :D

[Fast Eddie]

Okay with your superior university interlect, how do you tell the difference between a gay fish and a straight one? :facepalm:

haha the gay one likes fish dicks in its mouth..

I tried to find a vid clip of the original gay fish joke but couldn't.

[scrivy]

haha the gay one likes fish dicks in its mouth..

I tried to find a vid clip of the original gay fish joke but couldn't.

Ask Kick for it off his MP4 player.......:facepalm:

[Drew]

I've just had a gander at the supersides website, from Kai's signature.

Piss poor!

Not one shot of Tracey and co cleaning pinky, in the pictures section!

Very average marketing on your part Kai. Must try harder.

No contact details for captain oblivious either, not that anyone is gonna need said details at $9,500 for his outfit.

[nodrog]

I've just had a gander at the supersides website, from Kai's signature.

Piss poor!

Not one shot of Tracey and co cleaning pinky, in the pictures section!

Very average marketing on your part Kai. Must try harder.

No contact details for captain oblivious either, not that anyone is gonna need said details at $9,500 for his outfit.

Any pictures of me?

[Drew]

Any pictures of me?Were you wearing a tank top and polishing a chair? NO. So I don't want to see any pictures of you.

[nodrog]

..... So I don't want to see any pictures of you.

why do you lie?

[Drew]

why do you lie?Hey, you're the one who said I was good looking....Poof.

[nodrog]

Hey, you're the one who said I was good looking....Poof.

Saying you dont look as inbreed and retardard as you brothers is hardly saying you are good looking :laugh:

[Drew]

Saying you dont look as inbreed and retardard as you brothers is hardly saying you are good looking :laugh:No, that is not what you said. "You're heaps better looking than your brother", were your words. I felt very objectified and awkward.

[nodrog]

No, that is not what you said. "You're heaps better looking than your brother", were your words. I felt very objectified and awkward.

Now you are just rolling a turd in glitter!

[sidecar bob]

Now you are just rolling a turd in glitter!

Were so poor, thats how we made our Christmas tree decorations this year.

[nodrog]

Were so poor, thats how we made our Christmas tree decorations this year.

Shit bro, thats stink!

[Drew]

Now you are just rolling a turd in glitter!And I'd still be better looking than Jimmy!


Were so poor, thats how we made our Christmas tree decorations this year.Stop giving people your motorbikes to ride! Unless it's me, feel free to give my one to use, I'm real easy on the gear.:yes:

[Drew]

Shit bro, thats stink!They froze them first!

[nodrog]

......

Stop giving people your motorbikes to ride! Unless it's me, feel free to give my one to use, I'm real easy on the gear.:yes:

I saw the last motorbike somebody gave you to ride on trademe, well, what was left of it :sunny:


They froze them first!

Of course, how else do you drill them for the string?

[scrivy]

Stop giving people your motorbikes to ride! Unless it's me, feel free to give my one to use, I'm real easy on the gear.:yes:

I've got a busa in my shed that needs some love...... Wheelie it for 400mtrs, then you can take it for a weekend.... :woohoo:

[kiwi cowboy]

haha! please use the sides of the tyres for burnouts, I need some for WOF :D :D

Yer ok will try.:innocent:.

Now i know what you guys like after reading this thread but can you not email me about these tires saying things like.
(be there any time day or night).:o

(Us getting in)what i can only imagine.:oi-grr:

And i especialy dont need to know how flexabile you are.:facepalm:

that will be all.

[Drew]

I've got a busa in my shed that needs some love...... Wheelie it for 400mtrs, then you can take it for a weekend.... :woohoo:What am I missing here man? I know you're not silly enough to challenge me to wheelie a Hyabusa a measly 400 meters.

[scrivy]

What am I missing here man? I know you're not silly enough to challenge me to wheelie a Hyabusa a measly 400 meters.

Sorry, I meant a standing up wheelie, with ya right foot standing on the grab rail. Or kneeling on the seat with both feet on grab rail.... :woohoo:
If you can't do that, your ass is Bobs!

[Drew]

Sorry, I meant a standing up wheelie, with ya right foot standing on the grab rail. Or kneeling on the seat with both feet on grab rail.... :woohoo:
If you can't do that, your ass is Bobs!Ummmmm, you sure?

Wheelies are kinda all I'm good at on a bike bro.

[scrivy]

Ummmmm, you sure?


Dude, this is KB. I know you're the bomb at wheelies.... that's why I said it to take the piss, even mentioning the stand up bits......
You aint going near my Busa...... unless it's on the back..........

[scrivy]

Wheelies are kinda all I'm good at on a bike bro.

Can't do them on a chair though...... you'll be useless then......:facepalm::shit:



Taking the piss........




Should be good once you and Gordy get out there! More shorties!!!

[Fast Eddie]

I've just had a gander at the supersides website, from Kai's signature. Piss poor!

Get f*cked. Send a pic in of you cleaning your pink bike and I'll put it up.





.. can you not email me.. saying things like.
(be there any time day or night).:o

(Us getting in)what i can only imagine.:oi-grr:

And i especialy dont need to know how flexabile you are.:facepalm:


you bastard! those emails were private :psst:

[nodrog]

Can't do them on a chair thoughs
Bullshit, ask warrick

[kiwi cowboy]

Get f*cked. Send a pic in of you cleaning your pink bike and I'll put it up.





you bastard! those emails were private :psst:

ooops:shutup: soowy is some on here goin to think your tryin to cheet on them??.:innocent:

Your in trouble now then:laugh::laugh::violin:

[Drew]

Dude, this is KB. I know you're the bomb at wheelies.... that's why I said it to take the piss, even mentioning the stand up bits......
You aint going near my Busa...... unless it's on the back..........Yeah, don't try and be subtle when you're talking to me. I'll miss it.


Can't do them on a chair though...... you'll be useless then......:facepalm::shit:



Taking the piss........




Should be good once you and Gordy get out there! More shorties!!!The blue outfit used to lift the front wheel like a bitch, off of slow left hand turn and trying to veer right. Exiting hairpin at Ruapuna was bad, the Gladestone hillclimb was bloody terrible.

Come do the hillclimb man, you and Steve would set the bar quite high I imagine...For a second place of course.

[scrivy]

Yeah, don't try and be subtle when you're talking to me. I'll miss it.
Chur!
The blue outfit used to lift the front wheel like a bitch, off of slow left hand turn and trying to veer right. Exiting hairpin at Ruapuna was bad, the Gladestone hillclimb was bloody terrible.

Come do the hillclimb man, you and Steve would set the bar quite high I imagine...For a second place of course.

Dude, you might think you're cute, but I'm not barring up for you mate........ :laugh::bleh:

[seymour14]

The Bucket boys are beginning to emerge again in numbers with their sidecars, thought I would show off some of the "early" footage from 1999, even though there is a mix of bikes, this was an enjoyable class, and a great starting point for anybody.

This is the old Taupo circuit, and it is the one 20 lap race for the GP title. We won (I'm swinging in the black/white leathers), but it was a real hoot for everyone. Now us oldies are making a comeback, so come get some!

Check out GPRNZ forum in Buckets for more footage.


http://youtu.be/L2qhlwSEags

[Fast Eddie]

soowy is some on here goin to think your tryin to cheet on them??..
..Your in trouble now then
haha nah, why do you think they call em swingers.. free lovin'


The Bucket boys are beginning to emerge again in numbers with their sidecars, ...this was an enjoyable class, and a great starting point for anybody.


very nice, no bucket sidecars in the south that I've seen race.. are they dirt cheap? could be a way to get people into it and then progress to a full size. We need to beef up numbers down here!

if pig n goober sort it out, I think we have 6 regular teams.. Macdonalds, Harris, Waters, Agip, pig n goober and annan.. altho he also has been absent lately.

I'd rather we had double digits :D

[wildman]

haha nah, why do you think they call em swingers.. free lovin'



very nice, no bucket sidecars in the south that I've seen race.. are they dirt cheap? could be a way to get people into it and then progress to a full size. We need to beef up numbers down here!

if pig n goober sort it out, I think we have 6 regular teams.. Macdonalds, Harris, Waters, Agip, pig n goober and annan.. altho he also has been absent lately.

I'd rather we had double digits :D

Next time your around Auckland i'll let you try my bucket sidecar, if it keeps going long enough:facepalm: pretty cheap to put together, mines a scaled down LCR running mini tyres and hub centre steering.

[Drew]

Next time your around Auckland i'll let you try my bucket sidecar, if it keeps going long enough:facepalm: pretty cheap to put together, mines a scaled down LCR running mini tyres and hub centre steering.Careful, your outfit is probably quicker than Kai's chair, and look what he did to that last time he rode it.

[Fast Eddie]

Next time your around Auckland i'll let you try my bucket sidecar, if it keeps going long enough:facepalm: pretty cheap to put together, mines a scaled down LCR running mini tyres and hub centre steering. Cool! haha I'm in Auck Dec 21st I think but I don't think I'm there for long, fly in then catch bus to tga.. might be back up after Wangas tho ;) where can you take them? kart tracks?
we used to have these little pocket bikes and we would take them to an outdoor kart track in chch "after hours" haha and just jump the fence and let er rip.. no one ever complained to us anyway.


Careful, your outfit is probably quicker than Kai's chair, and look what he did to that last time he rode it.
But I wore a condom.. so it was safe..

[Fast Eddie]

Just trying to organize getting the bike back South for nationals.. BiketranZ said its possible they won't be able to get the bike south due to the tight time frame between wangas street race and first round of nats.

Just wondering if anyone out there has any other ideas how I could get bike north to south after wangas and before nats!

staying for wangas might bite me in the ass if I miss out on nats haha! oops :S oh well won't be the end of the world

[Drew]

Just trying to organize getting the bike back South for nationals.. BiketranZ said its possible they won't be able to get the bike south due to the tight time frame between wangas street race and first round of nats.

Just wondering if anyone out there has any other ideas how I could get bike north to south after wangas and before nats!

staying for wangas might bite me in the ass if I miss out on nats haha! oops :S oh well won't be the end of the worldWhat's it worth to ya, for me to tow it down?

ie, you'll need to pay for the ferry, (got a sponsor that'll let us use his trade account for that), and gash...Oops, I mean gas.

[Fast Eddie]

What's it worth to ya, for me to tow it down?

ie, you'll need to pay for the ferry, (got a sponsor that'll let us use his trade account for that), and gash...Oops, I mean gas.

thats a bit of an ask for you to tow it down bro! but yes at this stage I would cover costs.. would have to price it all up to see if I could actually afford it or not :S

its not the end of the world I miss out on some races.. shit happens. Teach me for not being organized. think there are enough entrants for nats now anyway 11 or 12?

[scrivy]

thats a bit of an ask for you to tow it down bro! but yes at this stage I would cover costs.. would have to price it all up to see if I could actually afford it or not :S

its not the end of the world I miss out on some races.. shit happens. Teach me for not being organized. think there are enough entrants for nats now anyway 11 or 12?

I'll help ya with a bit of dosh for the ferry and gash.... I hear theres some nice BFHM's in CHCH..... I could shout Drew one of those....

[sidecar bob]

i'll help ya with a bit of dosh for the ferry and gash.... I hear theres some nice bfhm's in chch..... I could shout drew one of those....

BFHM???? W,t,f?

[scrivy]

BFHM????

Oh, it's an acronym for a hot chick.....

[nodrog]

BFHM???? W,t,f?

Bob Felt Hot Mince When Tracey Farted?

[Drew]

If ya want me to, it's most likely do-able.

Would be good to come see some cunts down there.

[Deano]

If ya want me to, it's most likely do-able.

Would be good to come see some cunts down there.

Shouldn't you be on the road by now? Oh that's right, you're with Team Matt Black LOL

Fast but not very organised. LOL

[nodrog]

Shouldn't you be on the road by now? Oh that's right, you're with Team Matt Black LOL

Fast but not very organised. LOL

When did Paul get a Brolly Dolly? bloody flash maori!

[Deano]

When did Paul get a Brolly Dolly? bloody flash maori!

The brolly would need to be a picnic table umbrella mate...........LOL (Sorry Drew buddy :bleh:)

Nah this is Team Matt Black, not Bleck if there is a difference. Pete 'Pedro' Butler (F2) and Gareth 'Gaz' Easter (F3).

Both should do well in their respective classes at the Tri Series. If not they will be getting some shit for sure. Top 6 at least for Gaz, not sure about Pete, top 10?

[Kickaha]

just wondering if anyone out there has any other ideas how I could get bike north to south after wangas and before nats!

staying for wangas might bite me in the ass if I miss out on nats haha! oops :S oh well won't be the end of the world
Get some North Island homo (that's Drew) to get the bike onto Bluebridge and we pick it up from Picton

Missing out on the Nats is bullshit you were told if you went up to BSTT the bike would be bought back down for Ruapuna

[Fast Eddie]

If ya want me to, it's most likely do-able.

Would be good to come see some cunts down there.

good c*nt, yea well I'll be keen or like Warwick suggested even if someone can get it to bluebridge for me and I pick it up from the other end is prob a good idea..


I'll help ya with a bit of dosh for the ferry and gash.... I hear theres some nice BFHM's in CHCH..... I could shout Drew one of those....
chur bro! too generous.. Kicks idea ain't bad.. if drew or a wellingtonian can be fucked dropping it off at blueridge (would they just take a rolling sidecar onboard?) and then I try pick it up from picton.. will be a mean drive as I get back to chch 3rd jan haha have to do it in one day or something.


Get some North Island homo (that's Drew) to get the bike onto Bluebridge and we pick it up from Picton
thats a good plan, I only arrive back in chch jan 3rd but happy to drive up to picton n back in one mission haha! im sure the mrs and maybe phil would tag along n share the drive..

sounds like there are possible options so I shouldn't miss nats - problem averted (sorta)

[Grumph]

Get some North Island homo (that's Drew) to get the bike onto Bluebridge and we pick it up from Picton

Missing out on the Nats is bullshit you were told if you went up to BSTT the bike would be bought back down for Ruapuna

I've done it with a solo - pull it out of the van and ride it on board. Ride off at the other end and into another van...They weren't worried about registration or WOF.

If I were you I'd be worried how much rubber would be left on the back wheel after someone rode it on board.....

[scrivy]

sounds like there are possible options so I shouldn't miss nats - problem averted (sorta)

What would Mainfreight or PBT or someone else charge from Wellington to CHCH? Surely someone down there can do a backload?
Saves you 10 hours of driving and about $150 of fuel!
Ring 'em up! Save you shagging around.

[Fast Eddie]

What would Mainfreight or PBT or someone else charge from Wellington to CHCH? Surely someone down there can do a backload?
Saves you 10 hours of driving and about $150 of fuel!
Ring 'em up! Save you shagging around.

will have a ring round, just awkward timing like right around xmas/new years most staff are on leave..

but will see.

[Drew]

I'd like a trip down, so message me about it.

[scrivy]

I'd like a trip down, so message me about it.

Like I said, I'll help out too.

[scrivy]

i've done it solo - pull it out....

Pardon?? What?


I remember being behind Vince and Dave back in 88 waiting for the ferry. Some bantus came up to them, lifted their skirts, and low and behold, they got into their van - stayed in there the whole trip and scored a free ferry crossing! Dirty bastards.......
The bantus weren't much better either....:laugh:

Betcha there was black rubber left behind on that sailing too......

[Grumph]

Pardon?? What?

I really am getting old - I'd forgotten how inventively you can twist quotes...


I remember being behind Vince and Dave back in 88 waiting for the ferry. Some bantus came up to them, lifted their skirts, and low and behold, they got into their van - stayed in there the whole trip and scored a free ferry crossing! Dirty bastards.......
The bantus weren't much better either....:laugh:

Betcha there was black rubber left behind on that sailing too......

Anything in skirts got a free ride with those two....I thought at the time and still do that the soundtrack to sidecar racing should be the song "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"....

[scrivy]

I thought at the time and still do that the soundtrack to sidecar racing should be the song "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"....

Better than Kicks version.... "When I think about you I touch myself...." :shifty:

[Fast Eddie]

I'd like a trip down, so message me about it.
Ok bro, this plan sounds like the easiest for me.. will message you about it - I'll look up ferry costs.. how much gas does ur whip use per 100km?
Will need to figure out the costs..
If it goes this way, what are the chances u wanna drag a trailer to wangas and take the bike back to welly with u after cem circuit? cause otherwise it will either go to Kapiti to Biketranz warehouse/storeage or back to Tauranga which is getting further north not south lol.


I've done it with a solo - pull it out of the van and ride it on board. Ride off at the other end and into another van...They weren't worried about registration or WOF.

If I were you I'd be worried how much rubber would be left on the back wheel after someone rode it on board.....
mint! this could be a cheaper plan, if somone drops it off then I don't mind driving up to pick it up from picton - thats if drew doesn't road trip it down.


Anything in skirts got a free ride with those two....I thought at the time and still do that the soundtrack to sidecar racing should be the song "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"....

sounds bout right!

[scrivy]

I'd like a trip down, so message me about it.

Sidecar Bob tells me you wanna do some laps on the side in practice too! Good on ya bro!:devil2:
Oh, and you wanna be my pit bitch to show me how to use those spannerydoflickyinjurybob things.....

Oh, and another oh..... Our accomodation is full too.......

[Fast Eddie]

Sidecar Bob tells me you wanna do some laps on the side in practice too! Good on ya bro!:devil2:
Oh, and you wanna be my pit bitch to show me how to use those spannerydoflickyinjurybob things.....

Oh, and another oh..... Our accomodation is full too.......

thats a good idea, he could be quite useful during the weekend to fetch us pies and coke and check our tyre pressures.. :D

is anyone getting pit garage? I wasn't.. but I will if everyone else is doin it.

might be able to find a spare bed or floor to sleep on.. or tents.. I don't actually live in chch but I know ppl that do haha.

[Fast Eddie]

bored at work like I am? listen to my friend Reuben Stone do what he does best and make sweet sweet music.

solo album, free to listen to. hit play and just let it run!

http://reubenstone.bandcamp.com/album/spacing-memories

he is a poor cunt that makes his money by busking everyday on the streets of melbourne now (chch just didn't give him the money he needed to survive)

haha, buy his album if you like! but you can listen to it free online.

good xmas pressie..

solo album he did the whole thing himself from start to finish, the final editing/mixing was done by a sound tech and the album cover done by a friend Moses Robbins.

you can even catch me playing guitar if your lucky.. but only if your very lucky. They say dime bag died.. he didn't ;) he just changed his name to Eddie

p.s. track 8 is a goodie, and track 6 is a go-er, so are tracks 1 and 3.. but all of them are good!

p.s.s. Sidecar racing rules (keep it on topic)

p.s.s.s. Apparently 13 Entries in the sidecar class for the 2013 nats - yeee ha! cheers to all the north islanders that are coming down - wouldn't be happening without you as I think only 4/5 of those entries are south island. not sure who is gonna go north for nats, I will def try as I want to do Paeroa too, Grant Waters on the long windle will be for sure as he is trying to make his debut appearance on the nat champs podium :D Harris said he can't afford it, and yea dunno bout Macdonalds and the rest of em

[scrivy]

thats a good idea, he could be quite useful during the weekend to fetch us pies and coke and check our tyre pressures.. :D
What's that?

is anyone getting pit garage? I wasn't.. but I will if everyone else is doin it.
Nope...

might be able to find a spare bed or floor to sleep on.. or tents.. I don't actually live in chch but I know ppl that do haha.

Me and Bob and Tracey are sharing a bed..........

Errr..... I mean a room....

[nodrog]

Anybody wanna wire my sidecar for free?

[Fast Eddie]

Anybody wanna wire my sidecar for free?

I'll do yours if you do mine.

[nodrog]

I'll do yours if you do mine.

Ive already done enough work on your bike, sober too :niceone:

[Fast Eddie]

Ive already done enough work on your bike, sober too :niceone:

haha true.. cheers bro! sorry I didn't know..won't happen again.. I'll be far more organized and prepared next year.

I still crack up reading ur race report from hampers when u describe the fire extinguisher going off in ur face.. I had wondered why it was empty.. didn't u do any other work to the bike or was that it :D :D

[nodrog]

haha true.. cheers bro! sorry I didn't know..won't happen again.. I'll be far more organized and prepared next year.

I still crack up reading ur race report from hampers when u describe the fire extinguisher going off in ur face.. I had wondered why it was empty.. didn't u do any other work to the bike or was that it :D :D

Nev told me that you would like it painted after he straightened it out for you. Your mum liked the colour, she said you always had a thing for pink.

[Fast Eddie]

Nev told me that you would like it painted after he straightened it out for you. Your mum liked the colour, she said you always had a thing for pink.

she was right, hope Tracey won't be jealous!

[nodrog]

she was right, hope Tracey won't be jealous!

I reckon she wont even notice it, unless she gets a magnified rearview mirror installed.

[Fast Eddie]

I reckon she wont even notice it, unless she gets a magnified rearview mirror installed.

hahaha.. c*nt (you not her)

[scrivy]

Anybody wanna wire my sidecar for free?

O o o ....... pick me, pick me......... I'll even pay you to let me do it......

[scrivy]

you always had a thing for pink.

I heard you always had a thing for brown.....:bleh::shifty: