Sidecar Racing

[Drew]

Where did you see that?

One of the English sidecar guys made some comments a few minutes ago which makes me think Kurt Hock is still alive

Motogp thread.

[sidecar bob]

NZ Pre '76 Classic Sidecar For Sale!!

Max Wallace has listed his pre '76 Coventry climax outfit on Trademe.
$6000 with the trailer or $4500 on its own (it dosent say that on the ad, but I asked him), which is fantastic value for money.
Its a reliable little unit & im picking the engine would respond well to a bit of tuning.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=754215344

[nodrog]

NZ Pre '76 Classic Sidecar For Sale!!

Max Wallace has listed his pre '76 Coventry climax outfit on Trademe.
$6000 with the trailer or $4500 on its own (it dosent say that on the ad, but I asked him), which is fantastic value for money.
Its a reliable little unit & im picking the engine would respond well to a bit of tuning.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=754215344

What a deal!!!!

I may have to measure my shed up to see if there is any available space.

[Kickaha]

That's fucking way cooler than a BMW

[sidecar bob]

What a deal!!!!

I may have to measure my shed up to see if there is any available space.

Im not even going to bother measuring mine, im seriously fucked for space.

Anyone want a half poked white '96 Transit 2.5 turbo? Mines for sale, id be happy with 2k.

[nodrog]

That's fucking way cooler than a BMW

Homo

_______

[swarfie]

Im not even going to bother measuring mine, im seriously fucked for space.

Anyone want a half poked white '96 Transit 2.5 turbo? Mines for sale, id be happy with 2k.

You....you!! You've got shitloads of space. It's me that's "seriously fucked for space". I've definitely come to my garage's expanded limit. At least you're allowed to fill the lounge with toys :psst:

I've got alziemers too. someone asked me the other day if I knew of any classic sidecars for sale and I'm f#&ked if I can remember who now :no:

There you go Scrivy, an open invitation to call me an old carnt .......get rooted!

[Voltaire]

Coventry climax....is that a fancy Hillman Imp motor? I think I saw one in a portable fire pump once over the Shore.:msn-wink:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/classic-vintage/auction-754215344.htm
http://images.trademe.co.nz/photoserver/full/324171510.jpg

[jellywrestler]

Im not even going to bother measuring mine, im seriously fucked for space.

Anyone want a half poked white '96 Transit 2.5 turbo? Mines for sale, id be happy with 2k.

which half is poked, i got eight bent pushrods on mine...

[swarfie]

Coventry climax....is that a fancy Hillman Imp motor? I think I saw one in a portable fire pump once over the Shore.:msn-wink:

Nope, nothing to do with Imps. NZ Fire Service used these and a larger (980cc I think) on portable water pumps. This originally was built by John Anderson for the Chapman brothers from Wiauku. Bruce Chapman bought another engine off me about 13 years ago as a spare (I've still got the magneto off it if anyone wants one) and 'borrowed' a Cosworth cam off me to get a hotter cam made for the Climax to the same specs...never seen it since:facepalm: Don't think Max got the spare engine when he bought the outfit though.

[sidecar bob]

which half is poked, i got eight bent pushrods on mine...

Its gone a bit rotten & is burning oil.
I just sold the spare ex Dave Annan van I had to Craig Seddo, (red GS1000 pre '82) so he can sell you a few bits if you want. The Dave engine & box is mint, but the rego was dead.
Weve updated to a very long wheelbase Mercedes.

[scrivy]

Weve updated to a very long wheelbase Mercedes.

That's an understatement....
You park it at home in Tauranga,and you'll be able to load the sidecar into it from Hampton Downs.....

[Drew]

Hope it fits down my driveway. The dungeon does and I doubt there's a van as big as that bad boy.

[jellywrestler]

Its gone a bit rotten & is burning oil.
I just sold the spare ex Dave Annan van I had to Craig Seddo, (red GS1000 pre '82) so he can sell you a few bits if you want. The Dave engine & box is mint, but the rego was dead.
Weve updated to a very long wheelbase Mercedes.

nah bought new ones, the water pump broke and fan belt found it's way under the cam belt jumping the timing, 50 kms after selling it!!
i'd done nearly 100000 k's in it with nothing major up till then

[nodrog]

Hope it fits down my driveway. The dungeon does and I doubt there's a van as big as that bad boy.

Its probably longer. The wheelbase is the same as the overall of the newspaper truck.

[scrivy]

WELL WAY HEY HEY!!!!

It appears there's another kiwi team racing an F2 at the IOM TT next year!!!!
:headbang::headbang::headbang:
http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=45&t=51761

Fark!! There's gunna be about 7 or 8 NZ couples going over there from the sidecar class alone!!!

Well done lads!


I'll be sitting at home dreaming about it........ :crybaby:

[sidecar bob]

WELL WAY HEY HEY!!!!

It appears there's another kiwi team racing an F2 at the IOM TT next year!!!!
:headbang::headbang::headbang:
http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=45&t=51761

Fark!! There's gunna be about 7 or 8 NZ couples going over there from the sidecar class alone!!!

Well done lads!


I'll be sitting at home dreaming about it........ :crybaby:

You will be on the spanners next to me hopefully.

[sidecar bob]

nah bought new ones, the water pump broke and fan belt found it's way under the cam belt jumping the timing, 50 kms after selling it!!
i'd done nearly 100000 k's in it with nothing major up till then

Sorry, im not sure I follow that, it broke 50km after you sold it & immediately became your van again???

[scrivy]

Sorry, im not sure I follow that, it broke 50km after you sold it & immediately became your van again???

Spyda sounds like an Indian giver............ :lol::rolleyes:

[scrivy]

You will be on the spanners next to me hopefully.

Dude, skyping me beside you in the pits isn't really gunna work.... I may be wearing overalls, having a tool in my hand (Gordie - I mean a steel implement - not my dick), but that isn't really gunna be the same as me being there beside you guys...... the digital tool won't really work..... :facepalm:

[scrivy]

You will be on the spanners next to me hopefully.

I could babysit Spaz??? :woohoo:

My cat might eat it though........ :eek5::pinch::shutup:

[sidecar bob]

That's an understatement....
You park it at home in Tauranga,and you'll be able to load the sidecar into it from Hampton Downs.....

Were naming it Ben Johnson, the black sprinter, although Gordie wants to call it Flojo, also a black sprinter.

[scrivy]

Were naming it Ben Johnson, the black sprinter, although Gordie wants to call it Flojo, also a black sprinter.

Why, cause you're gunna use it for drugs???? :scratch:

[scrivy]

Were naming it Ben Johnson, the black sprinter, although Gordie wants to call it Flojo, also a black sprinter.

Why not Cathy Freeman?? At least she's from Aussie.....and she ran in that lycra suit..... :whistle: Much like your guys onesies.......

[swarfie]

Why not Cathy Freeman?? At least she's from Aussie.....and she ran in that lycra suit..... :whistle: Much like your guys onesies.......

Bob runs? Stumbles more like :nya:

[scrivy]

Bob runs? Stumbles more like :nya:

When he's got the trots..... :lol::rolleyes:

[scrivy]

There you go Scrivy, an open invitation to call me an old carnt .......get rooted!

I do not pick on old age pensioners Nev..... you're safe...... :pinch:

[jellywrestler]

Its probably longer. The wheelbase is the same as the overall of the newspaper truck.

He won't comprehand that, he's from porirua where the newspapers are quite small.

[jellywrestler]

Sorry, im not sure I follow that, it broke 50km after you sold it & immediately became your van again???

nah, but i'm sorting the fixing, seems the right thing to do.

[jellywrestler]

Dude, skyping me beside you in the pits isn't really gunna work....

I well and truly doubt you've ever owned or worn a pair of overalls...

[jellywrestler]

Were naming it Ben Johnson, the black sprinter, although Gordie wants to call it Flojo, also a black sprinter.

get it lowered and call Pistorious, after all he was a sprinter

[Kickaha]

Hope it fits down my driveway. The dungeon does and I doubt there's a van as big as that bad boy.

Plenty of Vans as big as that

We had a race meet at levels on the weekend, both me and Goober had new passengers on, Kai had the Windle out, Grant/Matt rode the Agip and Graeme Harris had the Chivo bike there

Race 1 Goober was doing his best to put his new passenger off sidecars for life to the point I went and told him he was riding like a cock and after that it all got better and we had some fun except for one sidecar which dropped oil on a couple of corners and managed to fuck a lot of people off, had a word with him to and told him it wasn't good enough

Of course me and my new swinger won 3 out of 3 although I thought Goober might get the last one until his swinger moved a bit early on the decreasing radius and ran them off the track :laugh:

[nodrog]

He won't comprehand that, he's from porirua where the newspapers are quite small.

Ah, that will be why they sold me the dominion truck.


Plenty of Vans as big as that

We had a race meet at levels on the weekend, both me and Goober had new passengers on, Kai had the Windle out, Grant/Matt rode the Agip and Graeme Harris had the Chivo bike there

Race 1 Goober was doing his best to put his new passenger off sidecars for life to the point I went and told him he was riding like a cock and after that it all got better and we had some fun except for one sidecar which dropped oil on a couple of corners and managed to fuck a lot of people off, had a word with him to and told him it wasn't good enough

Of course me and my new swinger won 3 out of 3 although I thought Goober might get the last one until his swinger moved a bit early on the decreasing radius and ran them off the track :laugh:

Details? who won, the Agip bike? who dropped oil? what lap did Kai break down on?

[Kickaha]

Details? who won, the Agip bike? who dropped oil? what lap did Kai break down on?
Did you miss this bit


Of course me and my new swinger won 3 out of 3 although I thought Goober might get the last one until his swinger moved a bit early on the decreasing radius and ran them off the track :laugh:
Kai finished them all although not running as it should, out of the 5 teams listed who do you think is most likely to drop oil ?, I will give you a clue i wasn't one of the first 4 teams I mentioned

[nodrog]

Did you miss this bit


I fell asleep




wasn't one of the first 4 teams I mentioned

oh dear :facepalm:

[Voltaire]

So can we expect a Nordog Vs Kickhaha showdown at the Barry Sheene? :corn:

[Kickaha]

So can we expect a Nordog Vs Kickhaha showdown at the Barry Sheene? :corn:

I'd kick his arse until his nose bleeds

[sidecar bob]

So can we expect a Nordog Vs Kickhaha showdown at the Barry Sheene? :corn:

It will be Scrivy vs Kick. Scrivy will have the slight disadvantage of riding a pink 600 & being called Andrea.

[Kickaha]

It will be Scrivy vs Kick. Scrivy will have the slight disadvantage of riding a pink 600 & being called Andrea.

Yeah he'll have the disadvantage of fucking around on sidecars for twice as long as I have and winning a couple of championships

[nodrog]

I'd kick his arse until his nose bleeds

Im entering the beemer in pre 82, race you to turn 2.

[scrivy]

I well and truly doubt you've ever owned or worn a pair of overalls...

Only for 10 years of my life for 42 hours a week. Other than that..... fuck all.

[scrivy]

Yeah he'll have the disadvantage of fucking around on sidecars for twice as long as I have and winning a couple of championships

Fuck off... they used to give titles away just for turning up.....
Did Bob tell you it was a 600???

I've never been a king of Levels....... so you are clearly well advanced on me n Bob......

[Kickaha]

Fuck off... they used to give titles away just for turning up.....
Well you wouldn't have got them any other way

Did Bob tell you it was a 600???
Yeah, but that's ok I got used to being beaten by one of them last year so it wont be anything new

[swarfie]

Well you wouldn't have got them any other way

For Christs sake, will you two stop pulling each other off :lol:

[scrivy]

For Christs sake, will you two stop pulling each other off :lol:

I think Bobs been winding poor old Kick up about the Pink 600.......... vs the mighty LCR....

Kicks chewed his nails to the bone, pulled his hair out, spanked his monkey so hard the ends rubbed raw, gotten nervous twitches, bad stutters, and would you believe it, as you can clearly see, even fucken Tourette’s..... :crazy::rolleyes:

Oh, and gotten hot cams, done a full strip down and re-build, gone to the gym and even laid off the pies....

But the good part about all this, is I'm not riding Pinky!!!!!

So the jokes on Kick!!
:killingme:lol:

[Kickaha]

I'm not riding Pinky!!!!!
Running scared already

[scrivy]

Running scared already

:not::facepalm::shutup::blink::shifty::shifty::dev il2::whistle:

[scrivy]

Running scared already

I er.... um... but... 'cause... oh.... feck it, I'm too fat to fit in it..... :eek:

[Kickaha]

I er.... um... but... 'cause... oh.... feck it, I'm too fat to fit in it..... :eek:

You need to go on a diet, this one works for me
http://www.globalbaker.com/images/PIE-Cover-l.jpg

[swarfie]

I er.... um... but... 'cause... oh.... feck it, I'm too fat to fit in it..... :eek:

Tui's...I heard it had already been modified to fit your fat arse :lol::killingme

Be too loose for my skinny arse now...

[old rig]

Fuck off... they used to give titles away just for turning up.....
Did Bob tell you it was a 600???

I've never been a king of Levels....... so you are clearly well advanced on me n Bob......

600 CASES an't they

[Kickaha]

600 CASES an't they

Fucking hell, it's the Hayabusa all over again

[scrivy]

Fucking hell, it's the Hayabusa all over again

Nah, couldn't get 1600cc out of the 600 cases (well barrels), so we had to settle for the 869 kit (Rods and pistons). Still enough horses to be happy with.....
:banana:

With the decreased weight of the rig, and the 145Hp from the 869 kit on methanol, it should be faster than the busa. :headbang::headbang:

[nodrog]

Nah, couldn't get 1600cc out of the 600 cases (well barrels), so we had to settle for the 869 kit (Rods and pistons). Still enough horses to be happy with.....
:banana:

With the decreased weight of the rig, and the 145Hp from the 869 kit on methanol, it should be faster than the busa. :headbang::headbang:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BKqWgHpSYR0/TaDU1HXzaPI/AAAAAAAAAEo/9LNXlqmqvZw/s1600/dentedCargoVan.jpg

[sidecar bob]

Nah, couldn't get 1600cc out of the 600 cases (well barrels), so we had to settle for the 869 kit (Rods and pistons). Still enough horses to be happy with.....
:banana:

With the decreased weight of the rig, and the 145Hp from the 869 kit on methanol, it should be faster than the busa. :headbang::headbang:

The FZR 750 crank conversion sorts the stroke at a reasonable cost.

[old rig]

The FZR 750 crank conversion sorts the stroke at a reasonable cost.

I heard the cheap crank was scrivy in the toilet for 10mins to get the reasonable stroke right :rolleyes::rolleyes::baby:

[Kickaha]

http://youtu.be/-z-BaZON-WM

[scrivy]

http://youtu.be/-z-BaZON-WM

Nice demonstration racing...............:killingme

[sidecar bob]

Nice demonstration racing...............:killingme

They had to speed up the clip to make the long bikes look fast.

[Kickaha]

Nice demonstration racing...............:killingme


They had to speed up the clip to make the long bikes look fast.

You cunts can only dream about being that fast

The F2 World Trophy is on at Oschersleben on the 21-24.8.2014 if you want to go and find out how slow you really are

[scrivy]

You cunts can only dream about being that slow....

The F2 World Trophy is on at Oschersleben on the 21-24.8.2014 if you want to go and find out how slow you really are

Fixed it for ya.
I'm having a brazillian on that day.... damn it all.....

[Kickaha]

http://youtu.be/xisTfTdawCc

[Kickaha]

Carl Cox Motorsport

Carl Cox Motorsport is please to announce that our New Zealand based Formula 1 Sidecar team, consisting of rider Barry Smith, Passenger Robbie Shorter and Manager Gavin Sokolich have secured an entry for the inaugural Formula 2 World Trophy event, to be held in Oschersleben, Germany over the weekend of August 21st -24th this year.

This event is a draw-card on the calendar as part of the festivities surrounding the FIM German Speedweek, and runs alongside a round of the World F1 Sidecar championship and multiple classes of two-wheeled championships.

For our class, the meeting will consist of unofficial practice on Aug 20th, followed by timed practice/qualifying on Aug 21st, and 2 x championship races scheduled for Aug 22nd.

This is an incredible opportunity for the team to take the NZ flag to the European stage- we have managed to secure a solid 600cc bike to enable us to compete against what will, without doubt, be an incredibly fast field of some of the world’s most established teams.

All of us here at Carl Cox Motorsport are incredibly excited and thankful to those assisting us with the task of travelling to the Northern Hemisphere in order to compete in this event- It’s a new world for us, a long way from home, and we’ll do our best to keep you posted on all aspects of the event and our progress as we go…

Updates on our European adventure will be posted to the official Carl Cox Motorsport Facebook page, along with www.carlcoxmotorsport.com or follow us on twitter @ccxmotorsport

A massive thanks to all our supporters that made our first year in New Zealand such an exciting season, we look forward to seeing you when we get back in time for the next Kiwi summer of racing, commencing at the Barry Sheene @ Hampton Downs in October.

Very special mention to those that are also helping us with aspects of our upcoming racing both in NZ and overseas:
Kiwibike Insurance and Rentals
Motorcycling NZ
The NZSRA
J. Whorlow
D. Smith

Regards,
Gav, Baz, Robbie and Carl.

Carl Cox Motorsport NZ.

[scrivy]

Very special mention to those that are also helping us with aspects of our upcoming racing both in NZ and overseas:
Motorcycling NZ

Are they paying the carnet??? :nya::scratch::whistle:

[Pumba]

Stumbled across this for sale in my trade me wandering http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/other/auction-756215002.htm

http://images.trademe.co.nz/photoserver/full/324791847.jpg

[Drew]

Who is that swinging for Burt?

[Kickaha]

Who is that swinging for Burt?

Jim Bilby I think

Is that the 2nd bike Phil Law built?

[old rig]

Are they paying the carnet??? :nya::scratch::whistle:

they have the bike over there so i guess there is no carnet

[scrivy]

Now that is how to swing........... :banana::clap::headbang:
299384

Scrivy yelling at the top of his voice to tell Gordie to twist the throttle harder.......

[nodrog]

Now that is how to swing........... :banana::clap::headbang:
299384

Scrivy yelling at the top of his voice to tell Gordie to twist the throttle harder.......

what's happening in this one spud? you're supposed to let go of the kickstart.

Fuck the powercommander made heaps of difference too.



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[husaberg]

what's happening in this one spud? you're supposed to let go of the kickstart.

Fuck the powercommander made heaps of difference too.





Nodoggy here is how to resize a pic.
click reply with quote to see. the very secret code
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[Kornholio]

Nodoggy here is how to resize a pic.


Less is more man :)

[husaberg]

Less is more man :)

Dude they were examples of sizing by height and by width, i feel he needed more than one, but from what i understand. Less than 4 is a bit perverted.............

[scrivy]

nodoggy here is how to resize a pic.


you just wanted to rub gordies face in it that he had the worlds best passenger on it that day....

[nodrog]

I know how to do it, I just couldnt be fuckin bothered.

[swarfie]

you just wanted to rub gordies face in it that he had the worlds best passenger on it that day....

Well...the one with the biggest head anyway:innocent:

[Drew]

Well...the one with the biggest head anyway:innocent:

I've never swung for Gordie.

[scrivy]

Well...the one with the biggest head anyway:innocent:

Nah, I admit it, I'm certifiably regarded as the worlds worst passenger..... must be, the worlds best (Sidecar Bob) says I suck.... :facepalm::crybaby:

Actually, Gordie was lucky he didn't flick me off and go upside down....

[scrivy]

I've never swung for Gordie.

But have you given him head.......????:devil2::rolleyes:

[Drew]

But have you given him head.......????:devil2::rolleyes:

Not since he promised not to cum in my mouth...fucken lying cunt.

[scrivy]

Not since he promised not to cum in my mouth...fucken lying cunt.

Yeah, he told me he fired blanks....... with a 50 calibre weapon...... :shifty::eek:

[scrivy]

Well...the one with the biggest head anyway:innocent:

Pffttt............ long bike passenger...... :yawn::pinch:;)

[nodrog]

Not since he promised not to cum in my mouth...fucken lying cunt.

blew the back of your throat out, now you talk like a Canadian on South Park.

[husaberg]

I know how to do it, I just couldnt be fuckin bothered.

Save that one for the Mrs Nodog..........:msn-wink:

[Kickaha]

Well...the one with the biggest head anyway:innocent:
Biggest Dickhead maybe

Actually, Gordie was lucky he didn't flick me off and go upside down....
We call that "doing a Drew"

[nodrog]

Save that one for the Mrs Nodog..........:msn-wink:

you are allowed to call her Scrivy.

[husaberg]

you are allowed to call her Scrivy.

Oh how soft you are:innocent:yours has a name other than passengerbitch how sweet.

[Kornholio]

We call that "doing a Drew"

I call it saving tire wear.. those things aren't cheap

[Drew]

We call that "doing a Drew"The sponsors who get their names on the underside of our chair get good value for money.


I call it saving tire wear.. those things aren't cheapCheaper than fairing repairs.

[Kyler]

:blink:

what a thread!

:laugh:

[scrivy]

:blink:

what a thread!

:laugh:

We're all piss takers..... Mind you KICK on the other hand is a cock taker...... :yes::shutup::facepalm::shifty::love:

[scrivy]

you are allowed to call her Scrivy.

Hey, your missus ain't that unco......

[nodrog]

Hey, your missus ain't that unco......

Her name is Dickens.



You can be Boysen.

[scrivy]

Her name is Dickens.



You can be Boysen.

You can be Fisten.

[Grumph]

:blink:

what a thread!

:laugh:

Yeah, left- handed and coarse....

[nodrog]

Yeah, left- handed and coarse....

Scrivy is UNC.

[swarfie]

Scrivy is UNC.

UNCo-ordinated :yes::whistle:

[scrivy]

UNCo-ordinated :yes::whistle:

You're old school that likes the rear ends...... you're buttress...... :shutup::whistle::nya:

[husaberg]

Scrivy is UNC.
This wit is worth watching <_<

[Fast Eddie]

Good time to get a chair and throw an entry in for Wanganui and Paeroa!

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=756573128

make an offah, talk to me!

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[nodrog]

This wit is worth watching <_<

Half or Fuck?


Good time to get a chair and throw an entry in for Wanganui and Paeroa!

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=756573128

make an offah, talk to me!



I've already made you an offer for the windle.

if you are too tight to put up more photos, upload them to photobucket etc, and put a link in your add.

[Kickaha]

I've already made you an offer for the windle.
I don't think that's for sale anymore after he pulled his head out of his arse and rode it at Levels

[Drew]

I don't think that's for sale anymore after he pulled his head out of his arse and rode it at Levels

It still isn't going properly though is it?

[Kickaha]

It still isn't going properly though is it?

No, but the problem has been narrowed down, if I can find a puller (other than Nodrog) and get the rotor off mine we might even get it fixed

[Drew]

No, but the problem has been narrowed down, if I can find a puller (other than Nodrog) and get the rotor off mine we might even get it fixed

Narrowed down to what? Is the timing pickup on the flywheel?

[Kickaha]

Narrowed down to what? Is the timing pickup on the flywheel?

Nope it is something in the charging system/reg/rectifier, voltage jumps up and down like a whores draws

Lots of Stator problems on the USA forums on these

[husaberg]

Half or Fuck?

.
ya need to flirt with me a bit first regardless.I think you have become cross threaded back off your nuts a bit

[Drew]

Nope it is something in the charging system/reg/rectifier, voltage jumps up and down like a whores draws

Lots of Stator problems on the USA forums on these

Run it total loss then. A fully charged battery should do a race, no trouble.

[Edbear]

Run it total loss then. A fully charged battery should do a race, no trouble.

:niceone: :msn-wink:

[Kickaha]

Run it total loss then. A fully charged battery should do a race, no trouble.

Or we could fix it properly

[Edbear]

Or we could fix it properly

Or that. .. :laugh:

[scrivy]

ya need to flirt with me a bit first regardless.I think you have become cross threaded back off your nuts a bit

Nodrog uses either his ring spanner or his hands to loosen his nuts...

[husaberg]

Nodrog uses either his ring spanner or his hands to loosen his nuts...

odd? from the jist of the thread I got the impression nodog was fixed..........

[Kickaha]

Nodrog uses either his ring spanner .
Is that his pet name for Stirts?

[scrivy]

Is that his pet name for Stirts?

Are you implying Stirts likes backdoor....???

[Kickaha]

Are you implying Stirts likes backdoor....???

More likely Gordie


Now at levels a couple of weekends another sidecar dropped oil, I know, I know hard to believe but it happened, we are now trying to get the guys here to adopt the FIM standard or as close to it as possible because after this year, Paeroa, Taupo and Levels we're not exactly flavour of the month

These rules take it a few steps higher than what we already have and to a higher standard than the current Bristish rules and I think it's what we should be aiming for

14. OIL & COOLANT REGULATIONS
(These are based on the latest FIM Sidecar World Championship Regulations)

a)In the area directly below the engine, the oil containment tray shall be constructed to hold, in case of an engine breakdown the total oil
and engine coolant capacity used in the engine (min. 5 litres). It must be securely affixed to the chassis.

Please note: - the catch trays will be checked at Technical Inspection and must hold the required 5 litres (when tested with water). The tray must also be of a robust nature
fit for racing (not made up of tape and glue) Any rider/machine found to be depositing oil on the circuit will be recalled to Technical Inspection for checking. If
the bike is found not to conform to the regulations the rider will be excluded from the meeting.

b) The surrounding edges of the tray shall be at least 170 mm above the bottom of the tray.
Any passages for chain, chain tension device, gears hift linkage etc. must be sufficiently closed with rubber sealing bellows or sealing lips to avoid any leakage of oil spray. Holes
for engine mounts (hangers) shall be sealed.

c) This tray should incorporate a maximum of two holes of 25 mm in diameter and be closed with rubber plugs. These holes shall remain closed in dry conditions and only opened
when ‘wet’ race conditions have been declared by the Clerk of the Course.

d) The frontal edge of the oil bay reservoir wall shall be extended upwards to arrive just below (within 20 mm) the exhaust ports of the engine.

e) From a vertical view, the engine block shall be located completely inside the oil bay platform.

f) The rear wheel shall be protected from any possible oil-spray. To make this protection, the engine and the rear wheel compartment shall be separated.
–
This separation shall be created by installing a solid divider (wall).
–
This wall reaches from the top of the inside of the fairing and shall overlap the rear edge of the oil tray to the rear section by at least 100 mm.
–
An additional overlapping of at least 50 mm must be installed to the inside of the catch tank in the area behind the cylinder head.

g) All sidecars shall attach oil absorbent materials of no less a quality than 3M Product number 05656 or CEP Sorbents/ product numberCEP-EP100.

h) This material shall be securely fixed to the following areas of the sidecar:
– The entire tray, both the bottom and inside walls of the same. The volume of material used in this area, according to manufacturer’s specifications, shall absorb
not less than 3 litres of oil.
– The material shall be attached in such a way that it should be easily replaced, yet shall not become dislodged whilst on the track, and its effectiveness is not
inhibited, i.e. if an adhesive is used it shall not clog the material, causing it to lose its absorbent properties.
– In the event that oil is absorbed by the material,it shall be replaced before the next track session.
i)
All absorbent material used, shall be non-flammable by design.

[nodrog]

More likely Gordie


Now at levels a couple of weekends another sidecar dropped oil, I know, I know hard to believe but it happened, we are now trying to get the guys here to adopt the FIM standard or as close to it as possible because after this year, Paeroa, Taupo and Levels we're not exactly flavour of the month

These rules take it a few steps higher than what we already have and to a higher standard than the current Bristish rules and I think it's what we should be aiming for

14. OIL & COOLANT REGULATIONS
(These are based on the latest FIM Sidecar World Championship Regulations)

a)In the area directly below the engine, the oil containment tray shall be constructed to hold, in case of an engine breakdown the total oil
and engine coolant capacity used in the engine (min. 5 litres). It must be securely affixed to the chassis.

Please note: - the catch trays will be checked at Technical Inspection and must hold the required 5 litres (when tested with water). The tray must also be of a robust nature
fit for racing (not made up of tape and glue) Any rider/machine found to be depositing oil on the circuit will be recalled to Technical Inspection for checking. If
the bike is found not to conform to the regulations the rider will be excluded from the meeting.

b) The surrounding edges of the tray shall be at least 170 mm above the bottom of the tray.
Any passages for chain, chain tension device, gears hift linkage etc. must be sufficiently closed with rubber sealing bellows or sealing lips to avoid any leakage of oil spray. Holes
for engine mounts (hangers) shall be sealed.

c) This tray should incorporate a maximum of two holes of 25 mm in diameter and be closed with rubber plugs. These holes shall remain closed in dry conditions and only opened
when ‘wet’ race conditions have been declared by the Clerk of the Course.

d) The frontal edge of the oil bay reservoir wall shall be extended upwards to arrive just below (within 20 mm) the exhaust ports of the engine.

e) From a vertical view, the engine block shall be located completely inside the oil bay platform.

f) The rear wheel shall be protected from any possible oil-spray. To make this protection, the engine and the rear wheel compartment shall be separated.
–
This separation shall be created by installing a solid divider (wall).
–
This wall reaches from the top of the inside of the fairing and shall overlap the rear edge of the oil tray to the rear section by at least 100 mm.
–
An additional overlapping of at least 50 mm must be installed to the inside of the catch tank in the area behind the cylinder head.

g) All sidecars shall attach oil absorbent materials of no less a quality than 3M Product number 05656 or CEP Sorbents/ product numberCEP-EP100.

h) This material shall be securely fixed to the following areas of the sidecar:
– The entire tray, both the bottom and inside walls of the same. The volume of material used in this area, according to manufacturer’s specifications, shall absorb
not less than 3 litres of oil.
– The material shall be attached in such a way that it should be easily replaced, yet shall not become dislodged whilst on the track, and its effectiveness is not
inhibited, i.e. if an adhesive is used it shall not clog the material, causing it to lose its absorbent properties.
– In the event that oil is absorbed by the material,it shall be replaced before the next track session.
i)
All absorbent material used, shall be non-flammable by design.

most of that wont work on a short bike. the rule should "be don't be a fuckin retard."

How do you seal around a drive chain?

This was discussed at the agm.

Contact Ian Staples Re the matt sample he has taken away to test. (Pate supplied it)

[Grumph]

Those regs are designed around water cooled motors. Don't fancy running an air cooled with the tray coming up the front that close to the exhaust ports....BMW's excepted of course.

[Kickaha]

most of that wont work on a short bike. the rule should "be don't be a fuckin retard."
Was Barry Fane being a retard at Paeroa? was Alex being a retard at Taupo?
http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/download/file.php?id=6278&mode=view/DSC00797.JPG

TT regulations which apply to shorties

8 Oil and Coolant Containment
• In the area directly below the engine, the oil containment tray must be constructed to hold, in case of an engine break down, at least half of the
total oil and engine coolant capacity used in the engine (minimum 5 litres).
• The surrounding edges of the tray must be at least 50mm above the bottom of the tray, measured vertically from the tray Oil containment
material must be fixed to this tray and the sides.
• The frontal edge of the oil tray wall must be extended upwards to arrive just below (within 20mm) of the exhaust ports of the engine. The rear
face of the tray should be to the height of the swinging arm and the minimum width should be equal to the width of the rear tyre.
• The gear lever must exit via a rubber boot or two rubber curtains.
• The chain slot must have a rubber curtain fitted.
• Holes for the engine mounts (hangers) must be sealed.
• From a vertical view, the engine must be located completely inside the oil tray platform.
• The rear wheel must be protected from any possible oil spray. To make this protection, the engine and rear wheel compartment must be
separated. This separation must be created by installing a solid divider (wall) running from the top of the inside of the bodywork to the bottom of the oil tray. This divider (wall) must overlap the rear edge of the oil tray down to the bottom.
• All machines must use this tray.
• All sidecars shall attach oil absorbent materials of no less a quality than 3M Product number T156 or CEP Sorbents product number CEP-EP100.
• This material shall be securely fixed to the following areas of the sidecar.
• The entire oil-tray, both the bottom and the inside walls of the same. The volume of material used in this area, according to the manufacturers specifications, shall absorb not less than 3 litres of oil.
• Any bodywork directly covering the engine.
• In the event that oil is absorbed by the material, it must be replaced before the next track session.
• The material must be attached in such a way that it should be easily replaced, yet must not become dislodged whilst on the track, and its
effectiveness is not inhibited, i.e. if an adhesive is used it must not clog the material, causing it to lose its absorbent properties.
• All absorbent material shall be non-flammable by design.
• Oil-lines containing positive pressure, if replaced, must be of metal reinforced construction with swaged or threaded connectors.
• Oil coolers must not be mounted on or above the bodywork of the sidecar.
• The location of the oil tank and the oil cooler should be placed in a location where it is least likely to be damaged on an accident.
• Ignition pick-up covers must be lock wired


How do you seal around a drive chain?
You probably cant totally but the gap around it can be made much smaller so it's harder for it to splash out

http://www.steveenglish.com/forum/download/file.php?id=6205&t=1


This was discussed at the agm.
And what's been done about it since?


Contact Ian Staples Re the matt sample he has taken away to test. (Pate supplied it)
Don't need to, Spike supplied us some stuff at Manfield and Grant has dropped off two other samples that I have at home to play with or turn into a pillow or something

[nodrog]

Was Barry Fane being a retard at Paeroa? was Alex being a retard at Taupo?

Barry Fanes wasn't an oil tray containment issue, it was a split remote mounted oil cooler from a collision. Hardly anything that could be foreseen to be an issue. But it can be controlled to an extent with the addition of some mat around the fairings. The poor cunt could probably have accidents every race for the rest of his life and never split that oil cooler again. I don't know what happened with Alex.

The comment re retardation was more about people using plastic bungs in unused engine case holes, garden hose as oil lines etc.

The other thing that needs to be addressed is this -

"10.13 For sealed surface competition, all crank cases, gear box, oil drain and breather tubes open only into a catch tank, i.e. a plastic bottle or suitable container to catch oil and oil mists."

I take that as no breather into the airbox, which most long bikes don't comply with as the crankcase breather goes vertically straight up into the airbox.

[Kickaha]

"10.13 For sealed surface competition, all crank cases, gear box, oil drain and breather tubes open only into a catch tank, i.e. a plastic bottle or suitable container to catch oil and oil mists."

I take that as no breather into the airbox, which most long bikes don't comply with as the crankcase breather goes vertically straight up into the airbox.


I take it as using my airbox as a catch tank as it is suitable container to catch oil and oil mists and nothing says thay can't be one and the same, problem solved, I'll get a sticker made up that says catch tank and attach it to my airbox errr I mean my catch tank

Anyway even if they can't use the airbox that is a very simple one to fix

[nodrog]

I take it as using my airbox as a catch tank as it is suitable container to catch oil and oil mists and nothing says thay can't be one and the same, problem solved, I'll get a sticker made up that says catch tank and attach it to my airbox errr I mean my catch tank

Anyway even if they can't use the airbox that is a very simple one to fix

Im getting a sticker made up and put on my sump that says "fully sealed catch tray".

[Kickaha]

Im getting a sticker made up and put on my sump that says "fully sealed catch tray".

Mint, so we get batch of stickers made up and the problem goes away :clap:

[Fast Eddie]

I've already made you an offer for the windle.

A homeless man has already beaten your offer. Thanks though..


if you are too tight to put up more photos, upload them to photobucket etc, and put a link in your add.
Calm down, there is already a photo on there.. its not an art exhibition.

[husaberg]

Are you implying Stirts likes backdoor....???

WTF why would the wives preference matter. I thought it was irrelevant after marriage? Honour and obey init.........:clap:

[scrivy]

WTF why would the wives preference matter. I thought it was irrelevant after marriage? Honour and obey init.........:clap:

Im pickin the only way Stirts likes backdoor is if she has a strapadicktome...... poor Gordie.... :crazy:

[Kickaha]

Barry Fanes wasn't an oil tray containment issue, it was a split remote mounted oil cooler from a collision. Hardly anything that could be foreseen to be an issue. But it can be controlled to an extent with the addition of some mat around the fairings.
I know I've seen one set of rules that said you have to have absorbent stuff under or around the oil cooler

[scrivy]

Don't need to, Spike supplied us some stuff at Manfield and Grant has dropped off two other samples that I have at home to play with or turn into a pillow or something

Feck this shit.... im going battery powered....... no oil.....:cool::clap:

[Kickaha]

Feck this shit.... im going battery powered....... no oil.....:cool::clap:

50K will build you something as quick as anything in the country,may as well get an LCR :killingme

[husaberg]

Im pickin the only way Stirts likes backdoor is if she has a strapadicktome...... poor Gordie.... :crazy:

I find it hard to believe she had let this conversation go as far as it has........
And other than her taste in gordies I understand she has a character beyond repute............

[scrivy]

I take it as using my airbox as a catch tank as it is suitable container to catch oil and oil mists and nothing says thay can't be one and the same, problem solved, I'll get a sticker made up that says catch tank and attach it to my airbox errr I mean my catch tank

Anyway even if they can't use the airbox that is a very simple one to fix

10.13.3 For Championship road races and endurance road races of more than 55 minutes – any breather pipes that come out of engines or transmissions must discharge into the heat resistant catch bottle. The breather pipe’s must be of a clear reinforced translucent material and be visible to the rider in a riding position.

Two things... is it for all championship road races.. or only those of more than 55 mins??? A bit ambiguous...
If it's for any championship road race, then how many bikes/chairs have a visible catch bottle whilst racing????
Also, if the airbox is used as a catch bottle, then it cannot be seen by the rider on a long bike.

[scrivy]

I know I've seen one set of rules that said you have to have absorbent stuff under or around the oil cooler

I know my undies were absorbant when I swung for Gordon....

[Kickaha]

Two things... is it for all championship road races.. or only those of more than 55 mins???

Only those more than 55 minutes, been through all that for the Battle of the Buckets,it's why we don't run a full hour

Won't need to bother when we run electric sidecars

[Kickaha]

I know my undies were absorbant when I swung for Gordon....

He didn't scare me at all :sweatdrop

[jellywrestler]

The comment re retardation was more about people using plastic bungs in unused engine case holes, garden hose as oil lines etc.



or stickers covering damaged brake lines

[scrivy]

or stickers covering damaged brake lines

Fark.... who did that???

[Kickaha]

Fark.... who did that???

Isn't that why you hit the container?

[Grumph]

10.13.3 For Championship road races and endurance road races of more than 55 minutes – any breather pipes that come out of engines or transmissions must discharge into the heat resistant catch bottle. The breather pipe’s must be of a clear reinforced translucent material and be visible to the rider in a riding position.

Two things... is it for all championship road races.. or only those of more than 55 mins??? A bit ambiguous...
If it's for any championship road race, then how many bikes/chairs have a visible catch bottle whilst racing????
Also, if the airbox is used as a catch bottle, then it cannot be seen by the rider on a long bike.

Always been quite clear - there's an and in the middle so it's both cases...this rule came in at pretty much the same time the first long bike appeared but as i remember there was no mention of a problem at the time. A clarification for long bikes could have been done....

we have of course had a conflicting situation here before...at the WSB rounds, FIM regs insisted on the airbox being the catch tank. Not a problem IMO, sound solution.

I'd suggest that the sidecar association put up a remit permitting airboxes to be used as catch tanks on chairs - maybe even for everything as i'd doubt if many solos comply now....Bikes with no airbox should still require the catch tank as worded now.

[nodrog]

or stickers covering damaged brake lines

Good idea, we are going to need more stickers.

[Kickaha]

Good idea, we are going to need more stickers.

In all different shapes and sizes

Been working on my catch tray today, cut one side off it to widen it so I can make the side come up higher and have the gear linkage fit inside it
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Played around with the oil absorbent matting, soaked some oil into it and tried to set it on fire expecting the oil to burn but it doesn't, the material just melts away where flame is applied

[nodrog]

In all different shapes and sizes

Been working on my catch tray today, cut one side off it to widen it so I can make the side come up higher and have the gear linkage fit inside it
299571 299572 299573 299574

Played around with the oil absorbent matting, soaked some oil into it and tried to set it on fire expecting the oil to burn but it doesn't, the material just melts away where flame is applied

Busy man.

Was the oil hot when you tried to burn it?

[Kickaha]

Was the oil hot when you tried to burn it?
No, I did think about that, I want to heat some up and see if that affects the way the matting absorbs it as well, then I might try setting it on fire again

One of the absorbent pads I got is about 50mm thick and about 400 x 400, thinking of cutting a hole in the middle so it so it fits up around the sump if I use that one, the other stuff is about 2-3mm thick about 400 x200 and can soak up 800mls

[Kornholio]

Throw some burning oil in there and see if it goes out :/ If it does add some petrol and she'll fire right back up :)

Not sure what the desired effect is that you want but it would look cool with flames

[Drew]

Throw some burning oil in there and see if it goes out :/ If it does add some petrol and she'll fire right back up :)

Not sure what the desired effect is that you want but it would look cool with flamesHe likes riding it with flames.

[Stirts]

More likely Gordie


Im pickin the only way Stirts likes backdoor is if she has a strapadicktome...... poor Gordie.... :crazy:

Gordie...
<img src="https://fwtc.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/kermit-noooo.jpg" width="500"></img>


No, I did think about that, I want to heat some up and see if that affects the way the matting absorbs it as well, then I might try setting it on fire again

If you need a hand, Gordie is really good at setting sidecars on fire.


One of the absorbent pads I got is about 50mm thick and about 400 x 400, thinking of cutting a hole in the middle so it so it fits up around the sump if I use that one, the other stuff is about 2-3mm thick about 400 x200 and can soak up 800mls

Just be careful when you remove them Kick!

http://thegoddessacademy.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/sanitary-pad-boy.jpg

[jellywrestler]

Good idea, we are going to need more stickers.

best see Bob then...

[sidecar bob]

best see Bob then...

It was 27 years ago, & I dont think C93FM are on the air anymore.
The retarded shit you do when you are young & stupid.

[Kickaha]

The retarded shit you do when you are young & stupid.
Is that any different than retarded shit you do when you are old and stupid?

[jellywrestler]

The comment re retardation was more about people using plastic bungs in unused engine case holes, garden hose as oil lines etc.




or stickers covering damaged brake lines


Fark.... who did that???


It was 27 years ago, & I dont think C93FM are on the air anymore.
The retarded shit you do when you are young & stupid.

"They walk among us"

Not everyone has the ability to prepare bikes like they're an engineer, my brother, Ian Staples, and I blew an oil line at manfeild when we raced circa 1986, on TV too. A few people came up and said we should be using proper hose fittings, he was a fitter and i'm a sparky, we were preparing that bike to the best of our ability.
Would've saved a heap of shit going down if someone had pointed the oil fitting thing out before we blew it, like in scrutineering, or in a passing (polite) comment.
Ok Ian's now one of the guys who gives the Sidecars Certification, I'm limited in my mechanical knowledge, have a better knowledge than 28 years ago but more importantly know my limits, except when drinking home brew spirits, and since Bob's run out of stickers he's now having to fix brake lines properly...
We have to cater for the lowest common denominator, like most of us once were.

[swarfie]

"They walk among us"

Not everyone has the ability to prepare bikes like they're an engineer, my brother, Ian Staples, and I blew an oil line at manfeild when we raced circa 1986, on TV too. A few people came up and said we should be using proper hose fittings, he was a fitter and i'm a sparky, we were preparing that bike to the best of our ability.
Would've saved a heap of shit going down if someone had pointed the oil fitting thing out before we blew it, like in scrutineering, or in a passing (polite) comment.
Ok Ian's now one of the guys who gives the Sidecars Certification, I'm limited in my mechanical knowledge, have a better knowledge than 28 years ago but more importantly know my limits, except when drinking home brew spirits, and since Bob's run out of stickers he's now having to fix brake lines properly...
We have to cater for the lowest common denominator, like most of us once were.

Haha, glad you now know your limits with my home brew spirits :msn-wink: It can sneak up on you....as you found out :not:

[nodrog]

...We have to cater for the lowest common denominator......

yes that's the way of the future. that's why I have to put on a Hi Vis vest while I drive a bright orange forklift with a flashing light on it, somebody may not see me.

[jellywrestler]

yes that's the way of the future. that's why I have to put on a Hi Vis vest while I drive a bright orange forklift with a flashing light on it, somebody may not see me.

Don't worry stickman, next year i'm told they're going to give you a key and let you drive it.

[nodrog]

Don't worry stickman, next year i'm told they're going to give you a key and let you drive it.

if me and scrivy had a baby --------
http://www.cargolaw.com/images/disaster2001.mre.11.GIF

[Shaun Harris]

I want FAST eds old Agip chair to come play with some of you old -unts, now just to find the cash and a swinger

[nodrog]

I want FAST eds old Agip chair to come play with some of you old -unts, now just to find the cash and a swinger

Generally swingers are more retarded than their riders, you may have a problem.

[Shaun Harris]

Generally swingers are more retarded than their riders, you may have a problem.








KIWIGRAHAM will help find me one then

[Kickaha]

Generally swingers are more retarded than their riders, you may have a problem.

No may about it

[Shaun Harris]

No may about it







mmmmmmmm I just re read my Nuerophyciatrists report on me, and I may have to agree dam it

[nodrog]

mmmmmmmm I just re read my Nuerophyciatrists report on me, and I may have to agree dam it

Its ok, you will have something else to do next week.

[Shaun Harris]

Its ok, you will have something else to do next week.









You are just jelous that my life changes and yours just goes round an round an round fuk im dizzy already

[nodrog]

You are just jelous that my life changes and yours just goes round an round an round fuk im dizzy already

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/wx1585/Gremlins2Daffy.jpg

[Shaun Harris]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/wx1585/Gremlins2Daffy.jpg








I am really good looking eh- that photo was taken before I got my missing teeth replaced with my cool titanium ones






O, Titanium is an awesome quality metal by the way, but do understand you side car people do not understand quality un fortunately hence the explanation on it.

[jellywrestler]

Generally swingers are more retarded than their riders, you may have a problem.

he started racing life as a swinger, maybe that's the problem?

[Shaun Harris]

he started racing life as a swinger, maybe that's the problem?







BINGO BRO, crazy as fuk, how else could I have won 3 tt races

[Kickaha]

Right, getting shit sorted for the upcoming racing

Ferrys and Motel booked for HD BSTT
Ferrys for Wanganui booked
Motel booked for Levels Nationals
Motel booked for HD Nationals
Motel booked for Taupo Nationals

That got rid of a heap of money in a very short time, just need to do the Ferry for next years Nationals and we're fully sorted

[Shaun Harris]

Right, getting shit sorted for the upcoming racing

Ferrys and Motel booked for HD BSTT
Ferrys for Wanganui booked
Motel booked for Levels Nationals
Motel booked for HD Nationals
Motel booked for Taupo Nationals

That got rid of a heap of money in a very short time, just need to do the Ferry for next years Nationals and we're fully sorted





call -------------------- he arranges ferry crossings for most car race teams and the price is stupid cheap,

[Drew]

At least when you cheat on the AGIP bike, it's only going to keep you on the lead lap instead of two laps down.

[Shaun Harris]

At least when you cheat on the AGIP bike, it's only going to keep you on the lead lap instead of two laps down.





what, so your cheating only kept you,,, O hang on a minute, you cannot even get yours to keep running motor wise






PS, show me the proof buddy, shame protests are way out of time eh

[nodrog]

PS, show me the proof buddy.......

You started a thread saying you cheated, did you forget?

Brain dead cunt.

[Shaun Harris]

You started a thread saying you cheated, did you forget?

Brain dead cunt.







O thank you captain intelligent one - No I had not forgotten and that was typically just me talking shit. There is "NO PROOF" those forks were ever used in a race in NZ- so suck my slong tosser

[nodrog]

O thank you captain intelligent one - No I had not forgotten and that was typically just me talking shit. There is "NO PROOF" those forks were ever used in a race in NZ- so suck my slong tosser

Your admission is the proof, dumbass.

[Shaun Harris]

Your admission is the proof, dumbass.





Fuk you are thick man!!!!!!!!!! This is the internet and not the real world- Yes the forks were built and tested, SHOW ME and PROOF to me where they were raced with DUMB ARSE!

[nodrog]

Fuk you are thick man!!!!!!!!!! This is the internet and not the real world- Yes the forks were built and tested, SHOW ME and PROOF to me where they were raced with DUMB ARSE!

Holy fuck its Alley McBeal.

[Shaun Harris]

Holy fuck its Alley McBeal.



As the president of the USA said, I did not have sex with her, it was just a blow job

[Danger Dave]

Right, getting shit sorted for the upcoming racing

Ferrys and Motel booked for HD BSTT
Ferrys for Wanganui booked
Motel booked for Levels Nationals
Motel booked for HD Nationals
Motel booked for Taupo Nationals

That got rid of a heap of money in a very short time, just need to do the Ferry for next years Nationals and we're fully sorted



Good stuff, i got my ferrys booked for south island nationals and don't need to bother with the motels as i'll be sleeping at the track :headbang:

[sidecar bob]

BINGO BRO, crazy as fuk, how else could I have won 3 tt races

Dave Moly has won 17 odd TT's now & he seems quite normal. I doubt being retarded is a pre requsite to winning a TT.

[Shaun Harris]

Dave Moly has won 17 odd TT's now & he seems quite normal. I doubt being retarded is a pre requsite to winning a TT.







And there was me thinking I was only person who talks pure shit on here for the fun of it and to have a laugh

[Drew]

Dave Moly has won 17 odd TT's now & he seems quite normal. I doubt being retarded is a pre requsite to winning a TT.

Bruce Ainstey has his name on a couple pieces of silverware, and he's a top bloke from what I gathered in meeting him.

[scrivy]

Yay, all we need now is Jeffrey Dahmer and Shaun can have a team.....
Oh wait, he's still in prison long term.... Ok, let's go for Charles Manson... Oh wait, he's committed too..... Fuck me...

Oh wait, hasn't Drew got some more siblings........????




:rolleyes::bleh::spanking:

[scrivy]

if me and scrivy had a baby --------
http://www.cargolaw.com/images/disaster2001.mre.11.GIF

Dude, I own a van, not a ute (erus) :cool:

[Shaun Harris]

Yay, all we need now is Jeffrey Dahmer and Shaun can have a team.....
Oh wait, he's still in prison long term.... Ok, let's go for Charles Manson... Oh wait, he's committed too..... Fuck me...

Oh wait, hasn't Drew got some more siblings........????




:rolleyes::bleh::spanking:





There is plenty more crazies out there to make this happen yet- I best be talking to Jason Mc, we could take turns in the chair haha

[scrivy]

There is plenty more crazies out there to make this happen yet- I best be talking to Jason Mc, we could take turns in the chair haha

Like this?
299625
You sick fuck Shaun!!

[Shaun Harris]

Like this?
299625
You sick fuck Shaun!!






Anything is possible dude

[Drew]

Oh wait, hasn't Drew got some more siblings........????Jimmy fucken loves to swing a chair too, and aside from tending to shift a tad early he's pretty good at it. Full commitment, and too stupid to know just how badly out of shape I've got it.

Dunno if he'd be keen to partner up with Shaun though, that friendship has pretty much run it's course I imagine.

Luke isn't interested in passengering, I keep having to tell him he's never racing ours.

[Shaun Harris]

Jimmy fucken loves to swing a chair too, and aside from tending to shift a tad early he's pretty good at it. Full commitment, and too stupid to know just how badly out of shape I've got it.

Dunno if he'd be keen to partner up with Shaun though, that friendship has pretty much run it's course I imagine.

Luke isn't interested in passengering, I keep having to tell him he's never racing ours.









I think whitetrash would still give me the time of day dude

[Drew]

I think whitetrash would still give me the time of day dudeDunno. I did say he isn't that bright though.

[Shaun Harris]

Dunno. I did say he isn't that bright though.









mmmmmmmmmmmmm Yea he is

[Drew]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm Yea he isOnly to a point, it would seem.

[nodrog]

As the president of the USA said, I did not have sex with her, it was just a blow job

Are you saying that Robert sucked you off?

[Shaun Harris]

Are you saying that Robert sucked you off?






I would never say such a slanderish thing

[Drew]

I would never say such a slanderish thing
It would be 'liable' since this is a written forum, not 'slander'.

[Shaun Harris]

It would be 'liable' since this is a written forum, not 'slander'.







O well fuk it then, nah he would'nt

[Drew]

Have you bought the Agip bike yet? I'm fucken dying to get out on track with ya.

[nodrog]

Have you bought the Agip bike yet? I'm fucken dying to get out on track with ya.

Dude he's into Hot Air balloon knotting this week.

[Drew]

Dude he's into Hot Air balloon knotting this week.I thought it was crochet week for him.

[nodrog]

I thought it was week for him.

Cos he makes pointless threads?

[Drew]

Cos he makes pointless threads?It's a character thing I reckon.

Ya know, I sorta said I wasn't gonna pick on Shaun anymore. It's bullyish and pretty mean.

Then again. If I'm not picking on him, an innocent human might end up wearing my nastiness from it being pent up too long.

[nodrog]

It's a character thing I reckon.

Ya know, I sorta said I wasn't gonna pick on Shaun anymore. It's bullyish and pretty mean.

Then again. If I'm not picking on him, an innocent human might end up wearing my nastiness from it being pent up too long.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0PR0vmvasQ&list=RDm0PR0vmvasQ#t=13

[Shaun Harris]

Have you bought the Agip bike yet? I'm fucken dying to get out on track with ya.







Fuk off----- Hangon, have I said some where that I was deff going too- man I love this place and all you cool cunts always reminding me what I said and did when an where, just like having grand parents in ya life at 50 years old

[Shaun Harris]

It's a character thing I reckon.

Ya know, I sorta said I wasn't gonna pick on Shaun anymore. It's bullyish and pretty mean.

Then again. If I'm not picking on him, an innocent human might end up wearing my nastiness from it being pent up too long.






Release Bro if it makes ya feel better and will help make ya fek off sooner

[Shaun Harris]

Cos he makes pointless threads?



that's what happens when ya life s so cruisy and have so much stress free time on ya hands all day long in between buying and selling shit and study, Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr I have a dam fine life these days

[scrivy]

It would be 'liable' since this is a written forum, not 'slander'.

Hmmmm..... Drew, I'm picking that Shaun would be liable to being judged as committing libel on this site.... I wouldn't lie to you, well, not on this site anyway, but I would to your face..... slanderous much...?? :crazy:


Fuck, I need a 'Ken.....

[Shaun Harris]

Hmmmm..... Drew, I'm picking that Shaun would be liable to being judged as committing libel on this site.... I wouldn't lie to you, well, not on this site anyway, but I would to your face..... slanderous much...?? :crazy:


Fuck, I need a 'Ken.....








I bet there is a lot less of it going on though after those words were typed as some will be very very nervous














Really I am a good citizen doing his best for women and man kind

[nodrog]

I think somebody has hit their head.

[Shaun Harris]

If I was wrong












































Don't ya think I would know it

[Shaun Harris]

I so belong in the sidecar thread, as I am as full of shit as it is

[swarfie]

If I was wrong












































Don't ya think I would know it

What's with all the big empty spaces in your posts Shaun?

[Shaun Harris]

What's with all the big empty spaces in your posts Shaun?





Just highlighting the gap between my airs and my next thoughts man

[Kickaha]

I so belong in the sidecar thread, as I am as full of shit as it is
If you'd fuck off the level of shit in this thread would decrease about 95%

[Shaun Harris]

If you'd fuck off the level of shit in this thread would decrease about 95%







Best be staying them just to fuk you off some more bahahahaha

[Kornholio]

If you'd fuck off the level of shit in this thread would decrease about 95%

And that is saying something... Hey Gordie, whats the procedure to getting the back wheel off the sidecar and why is the back sprocket cut in half? :)

[bucket boy]

that's what happens when ya life s so cruisy and have so much stress free time on ya hands all day long in between buying and selling shit and study, Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr I have a dam fine life these days

it would be good if you still had a decent income after a crash.

[bucket boy]

And that is saying something... Hey Gordie, whats the procedure to getting the back wheel off the sidecar and why is the back sprocket cut in half? :)
Oooh god I am having a mental picture of you working on the tricycle.I wonder how much stuffs guna be held on with wire.And the sprocket he got hold of 2 of them that got damaged new so he just cut them in half and used the two good bits.

[Kyler]

pardon me for interrupting this incredibly informative discussion. I have learned many new technical terms as well as developed a new appreciation for sidecar racing down under. (If I do manage to come to race, remind me to never bend over.)

But my Google Fu is weak. What is a "slong tosser"?

[Drew]

But my Google Fu is weak. What is a "slong tosser"?This pretty well covers it...

[Kickaha]

And that is saying something... Hey Gordie, whats the procedure to getting the back wheel off the sidecar and why is the back sprocket cut in half? :)
Unbolt the axle nut and then the cap screws up the front of the outside of the swingarm, half the swing arm will then come off then undo the wheel nuts
Sprocket is cut in half so it can be changed in place with out pulling a whole bunch of other shit apart to get to it

But my Google Fu is weak. What is a "slong tosser"?
Long way of saying "Wanker"

[Grumph]

pardon me for interrupting this incredibly informative discussion. I have learned many new technical terms as well as developed a new appreciation for sidecar racing down under. (If I do manage to come to race, remind me to never bend over.)

But my Google Fu is weak. What is a "slong tosser"?

I'm barely comfortable doing the occasional engine for them...bending over at or after race meetings is not an option..

as half on here are dyslexic or think dyslexia is a sexually transmitted disease i'd think "slong tosser" should probably be spelt the North american way - "schlong tosser" - but yeah, kick's right - wanker will do.

[jellywrestler]

wanker will do.

it's politically incorrect to call someone a wanker nowadays, they're an owner operator.

[Kornholio]

Oooh god I am having a mental picture of you working on the tricycle.I wonder how much stuffs guna be held on with wire.And the sprocket he got hold of 2 of them that got damaged new so he just cut them in half and used the two good bits.

I know mate, I have a good selection of hammers :)


Unbolt the axle nut and then the cap screws up the front of the outside of the swingarm, half the swing arm will then come off then undo the wheel nuts
Sprocket is cut in half so it can be changed in place with out pulling a whole bunch of other shit apart to get to it



Choice, sounds like I won't need all the hammers :)

[nodrog]

I know mate, I have a good selection of hammers :)



Choice, sounds like I won't need all the hammers :)

Heres a tip, loosen the wheel nuts first.

Buy some loctite.

Dont try and change the tyre on a tyre machine.

[scrivy]

Dont try and change the tyre on a tyre machine.

What about a vending machine???? :blink:

Can he change his brake fluid on a tyre machine??? :scratch:

[Kornholio]

Heres a tip, loosen the wheel nuts first.

Buy some loctite.

Dont try and change the tyre on a tyre machine.

Don't ya pull the wheel apart or can tyre be changed onto the whole rim?


What about a vending machine???? :blink:

Can he change his brake fluid on a tyre machine??? :scratch:

Na tryed that, flung it everywhere :/

[nodrog]

Don't ya pull the wheel apart or can tyre be changed onto the whole rim?



Na tryed that, flung it everywhere :/

Pull wheel apart.

Some munter will colapse that rim with a bead breaker, and youdont have a spare.

[husaberg]

O thank you captain intelligent one - No I had not forgotten and that was typically just me talking shit. There is "NO PROOF" those forks were ever used in a race in NZ- so suck my slong tosser


pardon me for interrupting this incredibly informative discussion. I have learned many new technical terms as well as developed a new appreciation for sidecar racing down under. (If I do manage to come to race, remind me to never bend over.)

But my Google Fu is weak. What is a "slong tosser"?

Shaun is offering Gordie an opportunity to suck his cock..........
It is unknown (to me anyway) whether Gordon passed on the opportunity. But it is pretty likely he would.;)

[Fast Eddie]

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[Kickaha]

Dont try and change the tyre on a tyre machine.
If he wanted to get all flash he could buy a different rim half for it so it could be done on a machine

Shaun is offering Gordie an opportunity to suck his cock........
Missed the sentence with that in, basically Kyler what the angry ginga fucktard with his shit punctuation was saying in merkin would be "suck my cock, wanker"

[Kickaha]

F2 for sale on Ebay
http://www.ebay.com/itm/161379060208?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%3A80%2Fs ch%2Fi.html%3F_trksid%3Dp2050890.m570.l1313.TR0.TR C0.H0.X161379060208%26_nkw%3D161379060208%26_sacat %3D6000%26_from%3DR40%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

Hi for sale is our F2 sidecar outfit (will be sadley missed as this bike has given us great times) its powered by a Kawasaki zx6r engine was originally built to do the iom tt which it has done not by us though we own the outfit for 8 years and its in vgc and reliable all it needs is some petrol to go racing passed all noise tests 97 and 94db maintained and serviced by myself and done reguardless of cost all bearings,brake pads,fuel lines , fuel pump , regulator ,filters , spark plus etc replaced last time the outfit is fitted with tt race tank which has been pressure tested ,flatslide cards race can ap Lockheed racing calipers ,outfit is up to all regs and always passes scrutinering this oufit comes with too many spares to list but here are the main ones,4 complete engines,wets on wheels ,2 tuned heads ,radiator ,fairing ,tyres ,enough spares to build at least 2 engines ,spare under tray coils ,etc . trailer not included in price the reason for selling sadly retiring from racing please feel free to contact me about it its good to talk I know the outfit back to front and inside out thanks for looking if the outfit dose not sell looks like I will be racing again happy days

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTA2NlgxNjAw/z/aj8AAOSwbqpT1X5T/$_12.JPG

[Shaun Harris]

If he wanted to get all flash he could buy a different rim half for it so it could be done on a machine

Missed the sentence with that in, basically Kyler what the angry ginga fucktard with his shit punctuation was saying in merkin would be "suck my cock, wanker"





I gess I best start here first then. FUK you also brother

[scrivy]

Kyler, the sidecar boys are taking the piss out of a non sidecar racer....... if you didnt notice......:shifty:

[Kickaha]

Kyler, the sidecar boys are taking the piss out of a non sidecar racer.......

More of a "wannabe" sidecar racer

[Shaun Harris]

More of a "wannabe" sidecar racer





Rrrrrr I was racing them in 1986 dude, how about you

[Shaun Harris]

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tenchursss








hahaha even my 11 year old daughter loved that one WOOOOOPS

[Shaun Harris]

And that is saying something... Hey Gordie, whats the procedure to getting the back wheel off the sidecar and why is the back sprocket cut in half? :)





O fuk, a man that cannot figure out how to take a wheel off or change a fukin tyre, WOW but he does has hammers hahahaha

[Shaun Harris]

Kyler, the sidecar boys are taking the piss out of a non sidecar racer....... if you didnt notice......:shifty:











Kyler, the USA site I live on gets fuked up with my EEEEEgrish also Im known over there as iomtt

Shaun Harris 3 x Isle of man TT Winner






Come out here to play in our summer dude

[husaberg]

hahaha even my 11 year old daughter loved that one WOOOOOPS




Rolf Harris 3 years in prison


Come out here to play in our summer bring ya flesh colour bikini
.............................

[scrivy]

.............................

Lol. What ya saying.... shaun harris...rolf harris..... father/son.....??????:lol::lol:

[nodrog]

Lol. What ya saying.... shaun harris...rolf harris..... father/son.....??????:lol::lol:

Fuck bro thats a bit harsh, i know hes a dick but i think rolf has paid the price enough.

[Kyler]

Kyler, the sidecar boys are taking the piss out of a non sidecar racer....... if you didnt notice......:shifty:

ah-HA! now it is clear. :facepalm:

The ...er ... language barrier was a challenge :msn-wink:

btw, the sidecar forum for my club isn't nearly as entertaining :laugh:

[Shaun Harris]

Lol. What ya saying.... shaun harris...rolf harris..... father/son.....??????:lol::lol:









Uncle actually and you gotta be joking the cunt only got 3 years>?

[Kickaha]

btw, the sidecar forum for my club isn't nearly as entertaining :laugh:
Send the members over here and we'll educate them on how it should be done

[sidecar bob]

ah-HA! now it is clear. :facepalm:

The ...er ... language barrier was a challenge :msn-wink:

btw, the sidecar forum for my club isn't nearly as entertaining :laugh:

A bit like steveenglish.cum theyre all a bit stuffy & proper.

[scrivy]

A bit like steveenglish.cum theyre all a bit stuffy & proper.

As opposed to that guy ^^^^^^^^^ above being the ultimate piss taker...... :cool::cool::clap::first:

[scrivy]

Wholly shit!! They do 3 warm up laps in the US!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=528317183908599

Its true I tell ya........ :rolleyes::bleh:

[sidecar bob]

Wholly shit!! They do 3 warm up laps in the US!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=528317183908599

Its true I tell ya........ :rolleyes::bleh:

Its got the new two speed GSXR engine too!

[Kyler]

Wholly shit!! They do 3 warm up laps in the US!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=528317183908599

Its true I tell ya........ :rolleyes::bleh:

Only in California where it is mandatory to be queer ...

[Shaun Harris]

Only in California where it is mandatory to be queer ...





starting to fit in well here man:woohoo:

[scrivy]

Its got the new two speed GSXR engine too!


Only in California where it is mandatory to be queer ...

See.... didn't I tell ya Sidecar Bob is a piss taker.......

[scrivy]

Only in California where it is mandatory to be queer ...

Won't it be your bedtime soon???

[Kornholio]

If he wanted to get all flash he could buy a different rim half for it so it could be done on a machine



Roger, I may look into that cos there a shit of bolts to disassemble it... Mind you wont be changing too many tires, at the moment ive gone through more fibreglass than rubber.


O fuk, a man that cannot figure out how to take a wheel off or change a fukin tyre, WOW but he does has hammers hahahaha

And your point is?

[Shaun Harris]

Roger, I may look into that cos there a shit of bolts to disassemble it... Mind you wont be changing too many tires, at the moment ive gone through more fibreglass than rubber.



And your point is?



you all know I do not have one and are just full of shit